i fucking hate you all

I flush with a bucket

#noflush let's get it trending baby

i got no chargers so all i can think about is food rn

>>85047065
poop is cute!
ruin your toilet for #noflush

I got no bucket so all I can think about is flushing rn

toilets are my gods

>>85046868
What even is this thread? (come on guys go along with me)

>>85047102
have you heard of game grumps?

>>85047102
it's kinda like dark souls

life is so boring if you aren't pooping or fapping or eating

then just do those 24/7

I'm tired of the poop.

stfu

i want a scamDaddy

looking at girls and contemplating rape is fun too i guess

pooping is the only reason to live

poopdaddy but he called poopdaddyo

I only respect a scamdaddy if he spells it pascalcase

>>85047157
me after 5 days straight of diarrhea running down my legs

i only respect poopdaddy if he poop on that shit

oh yeah daddy, poop on me! poop on me daddy!!

i only iphone if it kupi

I only eat at restaurants that have an iphone kupi tie-in

thinkin about enjoying taco bell samosas while jamming to iphone kupi

bro thinks they have the University of American Samoa at taco bell

what if irl had video game mechanic like time go forward

guys what if Click (2006)

what if you could double jump irl??

then we wouldnt have to wait for taco bell to stop serving breakfast

what if you could recover from any injury by ducking behind cover

eating vegetables with ranch rn cause taco bell is still serving breakfast im guessing idk

I want a scamboymoderdaddy

why do restaurants open at 11 fuck you also lettuce plus salsa goated combo

why don't we just order Taco Bell breakfast

>>85047307
what are you gonna get

like just plain lettuce and salsa what
are we that poor

is taco bell breakfast good? consult the iphone kupi

some people say my face looks like a vagina

>>85047352
its good MAN

enjoy your diarrhea

veggie snack plus ranch plus salsa pretty good might fill me up move taco bell to middle lunch and samosas plus boba to late lunch

you're literally so fucking fat bro

maybe for an early breakfast at 1am you can order dairy queen

how am i fat i eating veggies dumbass it literally counterbalanced the donut from earlier

>>85047432
kill yourself

>>85047409
bruh

fat people be like I'm drinking ranch at 10am but it counterbalances the donut I ate earlier

how did he know it was 10am

mario piped my wife

post a picture of that happening

they didn't let me bring a camera into the room

no iphone either because it has a camera yeah

reze from chainsawman singing iphone kupi

reggie (you spelled it reze for some reason) is actually the first name of reggie watts, a comedy musician who hosted the house band for various shows including comedy bang bang

what if I came on something dastardly

something downright devious

daring and devilish, perhaps disgusting?

shut the fuck up bro

>>85046868
can i poop on them

i farted cum but nobody's been inside me for weeks so idk what's up with that

i rub my soft clitty like its a real pussy and it feels so good

dood im fucking homeless where do i go that has cozy chairs and people wont be around me

I poop on myself and rub it into my open wounds and it feels so good

>>85047706
university library or just a library in general probably?

still stupidly in love with my findom sigh

>>85047721
i have good excuses to this but i dont feel like typing them out so just pretend i did

doooood ohio boss made another iphone kupi video its so funny and gooooooood

still stupidly in love with my poop sigh

my tooth hurts

why does my car use gas if its idle

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sending to the first person who roleplays as a stuck up russian girl singing iphone kupi

or emma frost

>>85047880
because you touch yourself

if I touch myself to iphone kupi does it offset it

STOP
FLUSHING

should i quit weed i think i hit the cart 15 times and nothing happens

the only cart i know is grocery store cart

ok so just answer my question the way you assume it to be

I'm about to buy more weed

you have to put yummy food in the grocery cart

should i take a t break yes or no beta plesse

saw a cute tiktok of a group of girlfriends having fun dancing to an ice spice song and i wish i could see the same thing but with team rwby

>>85048099
tiktok break? no

have seen a lot of steven universe related content ever since i started playing the mobile rpg, maybe steven universe popped up in the collective unconsciousness of a lot of people at the same time

unless you mean take a break in order to watch more tiktok than yes

bro watches tiktok and then proceeds to talk about it on beta, what a loser

you are too weak mentally to bait my slippery brain

>>85048130
i really like steven universe even tho im a chud

jerk my brain off

>>85048219
steven universe is actually pretty good

im a progressive chud

>>85048238
i want to put a baby in the blue one

>>85048255
i want to put a baby in all of the blue ones and also the green one

when are we going for our next snack run

when you listening to japanese music and you imagine yourself in an anime yup

when you're a native japanese speaker and horsed calliope starts singing in "japanese": oh wow she can also sing in chinese

i can afford sex with a bio woman but i dont feel like it

bro said afford

lol what a dumbass

his name is wally and he stocks the shelves

>>85048416
Sending them money feels way better

she speaks japanese well, fuck you

you are too weak

ordered more weed so can't afford taco bell kms

I'll send 50 euros right now if a girl says hi robert

bro said euros

konno mama

one can't understand the feeling of calm in my bones from having enough weed

>>85048601
why did you do that

no she doesn't, she does speak horse very well though

>>85048657
because i wanted weed

her japanese is better than anybody's in this thread or on this board also horse isn't a language buddy

>>85048652
gonna hit a couple blinkers to that

beverage and dessert culture was made for women but who's to say i can't participate?

>>85048670
what aboit taco bell

>>85048700
weed is better than taco bell

bread taste better than key

this thread has convinced me to stop flushing

>>85048720
no it isnt

ok big back

you're afraid of me

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I wanna get bullied but I don't want money to be involved...

>>85048789
broke ho

>>85048789
it's not fun without the money

I'm not afraid of anything because I have the power of marijuana

no you're a weak little drug addict boy and i shit upon you while eating taco bell

if horse isn't a language then why is she so good and seducing horses, also her japanese is shit and there's probably anons on this board who speak it better than her

no her nihongo is meccha jouzu thanks and she's only good at seducing horses because she's so pretty

>>85048834
ngh

>>85048834
*takes a fat rip off my 7 foot bong* ok bro *coughs my ass off*

bro coughs when he takes a bong rip lmfao

>>85048789
That's easy just post a dumb political take

yeah cuz it's cool now to cough really hard
you're not to up to date man and it shows

cap

bro doesn't know the coughing tech

my love language is horse

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>>85048910
But I wanted it to be about me being addicted to playing with it and being small and finishing super fast... and I'm also too dumb to get into politics!!

it's just me, my pee pee, and i

my left ball
always made better spermies than the right one

>>85048971
ok poop on the floor now

I make sure to only inhale the smoke into one lung so I can get a transplant when it fails and be back to 100% lung capacity

i came to scat last night

lemme see the finisher

>>85046868
Nice feet

the cringe scat fapper

>>85048971
absolutely embarrassing. not everything is about your penis. this is why women dont even care enough to humiliate you, you're even a low tier sub

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>>85049051
this i think

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>>85049062
I'm really sorry idk what else I can say to get bullied really and I'm not very good thinking, especially when I'm feeling all excited!! maybe I shouldn't have listened to asmr just now...

>>85049088
very nice

bro said very nice

>>85049109
maybe you should poop on the floor dumbass

*walt jr voice* why don't you just fucking poop on the floor then

*walt jr voice* well why don't you stop fucking flushing then?!

if you poop on the floor you don't have to flush

poop on the floor and think about your life

shit on the floor

Look at it this way, okay? It's the end of Thanksgiving dinner. Toilet seat's loaded. You're up. But you got a bum sphincter. Right? There's no frickin' way you're gonna drop a steamer. So you can either let the pinch shitter take the dump, or you can hold on to your pride and lose the game. Get what I'm saying?

today is a bad day cause i dont have my charger

?

>>85049242
I think he doesn't have his charger

remember when you used to go to games top to see what games were out

breaking bad but every conflict is centered around Walt wanting to shit on the floor and everyone wanting him to stop doing it but everything else is the exact same

and also he shits on the floor while he's killing people while yelling "I'm killing you! I'm pooping on the floor while I'm killing you!!"

remember when you could go to a karate dojo and challenge the sensei for his title

no

>>85049274
in 2026 you go to the games bottom am i right???????

>>85049109
Post cock

all roads lead to poopy

I get most of my nutrients from my domme who shits in a bucket for me to consume

why don't billionaires have poopboys

e is for elephantitis don't EVEN get me started

I'm mixing the strains

I said in 2026 you go to the games bottom

I have sour starburst and they're sour as fuck

the games bottom

gameis winston

ate so much feel full and greasy

Need to send

praise me for being a greasy full boy

i hate myself so much so so much i should just shut up and go back to findom or kill myself or something. i hate being addicted to feeling bad about myself

have you tried eating poop

no i haven't fuck you and your unfunny new bit and fuck this thread too

>>85050242
I pray to Allah you stop posting about it

>>85050242
drop tag I'll help you

>>85050281
try eating poop mr grumpydiaper

>>85050295
post your substack

>>85050295
noguardianangel

>>85050335
I'll post my cockstacked on my tranny gfs gock

you don't have that

norafawn made an iphone kupi uma cosplay vid where she do be lookin kinda hella breedable frfr

okay wally calm down

if anyone needs to poop lmk i think i can produce a sizable dump right about now

i need a bbc

lets go to the hood and find one

please stab me to death

eat your poop first

lesbians won
yuri won

>>85051100
won what

everything

where's that bbc i requested a few minutes ago

when there is two rows of empty seats and a faggot decides to sit in the same one as you

don't be a bitch, bitch

stfu homo ass loser bitch

>>85051439
Lick him

is coconut milk tea good

pippa is right btw, lurking is a lost practice amongst the younger online generation. best way to ragebait a zoomer is to deny them of any spoonfeeding... they take that shit so personally

what does that have to do with milk tea flavors

i ruined my life for a reddit meme fetish

which fetish

anal gape

getting boba and the server isnt a teenage ABG feels wrong

coconut milk tea pretty good desu

Almost subscribed to an onlyfans account, saw the 30 seconds preview, cummed on the first 20 seconds and ordered a pizza with the money instead
It can't get any lower than this

>>85049176
lol

post the preview also what type of pizza

why are all you guys so low on money

i sent all my money to milly

no you didnt

yes i did, he's very cute unlike you

you didnt do that tho

your so mad

you seem mad cause you got caught lying

>lying on the internet

dont lie about sending if you are poor

you are a liar so you just assume other people would lie about sending + you're envious of milly because i send to him

no you dont

envy is a poison that destroys the vessel it inhabits

liar liar stinky pants on fire

oki doki brookie

you have no money

i sent it all to milly

you had no money to send and still dont

>>85052005
It's just an Indian or not anyway not worth it

okay wally calm down

always using this diversion attempt when you get caught

wally so mad as always

there's 0 proof wally is real

he has no money to send

he has no heroin to shoot

no money to send, larping internet friends to feel some kind of connection

you stock shelves at walmart

sad little broke schizo wishes i was his imaginary friend so bad

being so mad is not gonna be good for your blood pressure, wally

broke and samefagging now begging me for an rp session

>samefagging

>>85053061
based

thank you

MY ASS WON’T STOP GROWING

still no money to send + desperate for roleplay

i wish my butt was growing...

>>85053809
>>85053684

>>85053600

>>85053911
gotta eat big to get big

>>85053922
true i'm doing what i can to stay full and grow

schizo wally

you love chewing on that fresh turd paste

does anyone wanna roleplay

>>85053947
you also gotta do squats

literally shitting rn got 2 poop lumps out already

>>85053980
no worries there with daily squats and lunges

>>85053976
does it involve eating shit?

>>85054010
cute soon to have a fat ass beta bitch

>>85054021
i hope so gonna love it when it gets bouncy

>>85054044
<3

well that was cringe

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what's even the point of having a chick-fil-a worker in "love" with you if they can't even tell you if the new sandwich is good
at least i can always rely on reviewbrah

>>85054053
thanks nonny encouragement helps a lot

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chikky gud

well that was cringe

>>85054112
>>85054432
kanny cute!!!!

now thats cringe

um that was awkward

awkward turtle

turtle poop

>>85049109
sorry anon but this thread is dead, youll have better luck in dft

>>85049109
dont go to dft, /beta/ posters (biggest losers even among losers) go there to ruin the thread

so what

>>85054833
then where else

>>85054861
why would I give that information here?

>>85054861
4chan died years ago, you have to use discord now

>>85054946
yeah thats fair sorry, i just get a little sad being unworthy

>>85055037
is not feeling unworthy like your whole thing

wally be like dolly turned me to a pedo

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>>85054861
>he doesn't know about /alpha/
where do you think all the doms went, stupid? we've been having a great time mocking you losers and your stupid iphone kupi poop talk

>>85055009
gay
no thanks

>>85055231
lmfao

more like iphone poopi

um, zat vas hawkvard

think i pooped em again sigh

wally be like yeah I'm a pedophile but look at this other pedophile, he's way worse right guys?

i think im gonna stop flushing

how u think u pooped

isn't it crazy how 8-13 times a day your butt makes poopies