/dff/ - Discord Friendship FinderA thread to make ENEMIES, and be le hecking cute and wholesome. Embark on a quest to to find the l̶o̶v̶e̶ of your life. Don't lewd with them or you'll get swatted. Keep your sexually charged posts in your marriage bedroom. And make sure to shitpost about any poster you hate. And most importantly remember to LAUGH at tetopoopyBeer editionPrevious: >>85143368
I'm bored.......
Second for God Gamer Sillu! (that's me!)
>>85196046Hi bored! I'm pink!
frwiemndps?
>>85196146you're so pink!! have you gotten interesting since the last time I saw you though?
Join this server to Goon with your friends >.<https://discord.gg/wAcrHUnMwX
>that fucking imageHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>85196046Look at this image
Bored... And gay...
I am not bored, and not gay
>>85196398I think you need to be milked again.
>>85196449Nooo! I think I'll rest on that front for a while, but thank you for the generous offer nonetheless! ("for a while" translates to a couple days at best tho)
HELL YEAHI beat my score, from rank 4 to rank 3, 2 more places to go
Nigga thinks anyone cares>tetofart responds with I care!
No one replied...
>>85196562Well without knowing what game or what kind of score, it's hard to be impressed. Was it a global ladder or country?
>>85196793I will not say that info either
Anyone want to hear a fun fact about a Roman emperor
>>85196826Kiana hates you
>>85196562God job anonymous anon!!!!!!! Keep doing your best!!!!!!
>>85196876The feeling is mutual but I'll pray for him anyway
>>85196866Sure, unload your knowledge into my brain anon-gpt!
>>85196908Thank you! It was hard but I did it!
>>85196910Sure it is, cope.
>>85196966Sure it was, cope.
>>85196934Hadrian, amongst being seen as a hipster for being such a Greek lover and hated by the Senate to the point they wanted to erase him from history after his death, was also hated by his wife.Why? Because he was just too gay. He was openly gay and had zero romantic interest in women. He had a guy named Antinous who was much younger than him and when he died Hadrian turned him into a deity and made many statues and even named a city after him, whole his wife was being treated like a side piece.Meanwhile, as his wife was seething at him, she bragged about how she took precautions to not get pregnant by him, and she reportedly said she did it because Hadrian's child would be "too much of a harm to the human race"Current tokens used:4000
I think I'm ready to date again IRL, I want kids and I have a few names I already plan to give them (all video games related ofc)
>>85197472If I could get M-Preg would you give me a baby?
the whole worlds watching
>>85197452Funny how someone can be the leader of the most powerful empire how his time but still have such a submissive mind to make someone into a deity? I interpret that as elevating his lover above himself, or did emperors view themselves as above simple deities and only the gods were their betters? I'll use the rest of my coins for these questions! >>85197601Not me!
beer !!!!!!
An*l sex is so disgusting that if it was the only way people could get pregnant I would argue for humanity's extinction
>>85197661Why are you gay, then? Why do you hang around gay fags?
>>85197684You can't just ask people why they're gay anon wtf
Homosexuality isn't even real, same with heterosexuality, those are modern conceptsOnly the acts are homosexual or heterosexual, but people can't be, and I've only done heterosexual acts irlI could have some man suck me off irl of course, but a thought is just a thought, you aren't a murderer just because you think of killing people, like you aren't gay just because you think of doing something gay, but you are if you do something gay, like how you are a murderer if you do kill people
I'm gay
Oh so he's one of those Christians"Yeah I think of blaspheming in the worst way possible every day but I would never act on it so it's okay"
>>85197788Thought crime isn't a thing chud
You are not judged by your thoughts even by God thoMillion of women think about killing their kids, and they don't do it, they aren't sinful or bad because of thatThe actions is what matters
My favorite part of this thread is when repressed homosexuals come here to write their manifesto about why they're not gay
Probably why we live in the most neurotic era that ever existed, people try to shame each others for their thoughts and everyone is obsessed about their own thoughts and even lying about them>>85197866Your dad comes here often?
>>85197626It's part of his eccentric legacy, and how he viewed the world. For instance he saw the empire as the muscle, but Greece as the mind, which is why he also adopted a beard, when all emperors before him were clean shaven.His love to Antinous was actually seen as too "girly" as you described, some historians said he wept like a girl. Since he travelled and basically treated him like his own son but also lover? It's complicated but you catch the gist of it. All emperors were seen as gods in the flesh, no questions asked, the gods such as Mars and Apollo were like "helping forces" from what I understand, some deities were stronger than others.So Hadrian elevating Antinous to deity status was rather a symbolic move to describe how much he missed him, and Antinous would have the most sculptures in Roman history second to the emperors themselves. So he quite literally became the face of Rome.As a side note Hadrian wasn't so emasculate, he killed his father's friends, four generals to be exact, once he became emperor. However it is a mystery if he really did it or not, and it's a whole different conspiracy on its own merit that deserves it's own time.Current tokens used: 10000
>>85197898I've only ever met another person our age capable of having these kinda chats and not sounding like a robot. Have any chats about "incoherent noises" lately, perhaps involving a beautiful woman, my friend?
>>85198008Incoherent noises? Not at all, what do you mean by "our age"? You mean recently? I haven't seriously talked about history in this thread or with my discord friends until now
Faith isn’t required for worship or to be a priest. Intellectually understanding the natural world was very much a thing in the past. Nature, physics, was seen as a divine and loving pursuit of God’s Work. See irl individuals like Aquinas, who had started trends like this. Or fictional people like Ymir. Learn to love the stars above. Isaac Newton. Etc.
>>85198119Really now... two of these in the very same thread? Sounds hard to believe... might keep me coming here forever, what a terrible fate... ah well. Should you catch any large game fish with this kinda bait you're putting down, treat them nicely ok? They're a good one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqYV-GLnxQUThis is how some of you talk
>>85198225You're portraying me like I'm a big shot, I can't scheme even my way into a coherent sleep schedule these days. Thank you for the advice anyways, but I'm very good at not meeting people's expectations, how come you are leaving such a foreshadowing message?
>>85198347Oh nothing that ominous, I have a good friend who's quite the little intelectual. They've been making some moves that made me suspect they may be searching for a little something something, in fact I only came here to see if I could spot them in the process. And if you keep talking like that you're sure to catch them. I would like to make sure whoever gets them knows they have a unique one in their hands is all!
>>85197898>All emperors were seen as gods in the flesh, no questions askedYet they were constantly murdered and dethroned by everyone around them I imagine even the common folk didn't believe every single roman emperor was godly, they sorta had an ancient collective role playing session State mandated violence used to enforce taxes and also the play-and-pretend Interesting factoids, thank you history anon!
>friend finder>look inside>pseudo intellectual being retardedClassic
ESL seethe in full force tonight huh
>>85198414Intellectual? I am more of a fraud, but thank you. I don't know what this something is, but I assume it has to do with something intimate, which I'm hilariously bad at too. However I'm going to keep that in mind if I ever meet them, I'll show them your posts and talk in depth about your cryptic messages, foreshadowing anon.>>85198436>Yet they were constantly murdered and dethroned by everyone around themYou are correct, and I will clarify myself. You have come close to what was actually happening in Roman politics, so I'll elaborate: Rather than the emperor himself being seen as a god, it was their "divinity". For modern day people like us, a person can be considered a natural born leader, for us it's seen as part of their character, but for the Romans, this was seen as a divine favor or spark.An emperor turning tyrant meant that his divine favor had left him, an emperor who was successful on the other hand, was seen as divine, and therefore seen as a real god. It's might makes right in it's most extreme form, and it was as you said, a very handy political tool to separate the plebeians from the leaders.
Anyone want to hear a fun fact about Battletoads?Battletoads on the NES is not merely a video game. It is, if we are being intellectually honest, a philosophical meditation on suffering, velocity, and the limits of human cognition.Consider the Turbo Tunnel. To the casual observer, it is simply a notoriously difficult level. But phenomenologically speaking, it represents humanity's confrontation with an indifferent universe.The obstacles do not hate you. They do not want you to fail. They simply exist.And you must react.Faster.And faster.Until you realize the true antagonist was never the Dark Queen. It was the game's design philosophy.Every death is an epistemological event. Every continue is a rejection of mortality.Battletoads asks not, "Can you win?"It asks, "How much suffering are you willing to endure before you call it entertainment?"
See you in another 2 posts for the next two years by the fucking luhway
Thinking of making a Zelda Bingo for tomorrow's Direct. Also managed to buy a copy of Indiana Jones and the Great Circle from someone on facebook's marketplace. It was pretty hilarious, we met downtown as it was a close middle point and he was so nervous saying it was the first time he sold something off online and asked me if he was supposed to just slip the game quickly from his backpack to mine as if it was some shady merch.
>>85198436And thank you for being such a kind audience member hearing out my random historical facts! I forgot to leave this in my original post, sorry about that.
>>85198733What can we genuinely expect? Some remake and maybe the a new entry? My switch has been collecting dust since release day, I only played Bonanza and it was lent to me. At least I’m excited for the new FE
Anon told me to stop singing along to Collector but I don't like singing along to other songs so here's just another song I like! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D4hcrkI2xU
>>85198843We don't care
>>85198777The remake trailer and the movie trailer on top of some merch like amiibo and those leaked console and pro controller. Maybe a port of the older games. I really doubt they'll show up the newest entry even if they are already working on it, might as well save it as the ender for another big direct. The new FE looks so good, I managed to snag the Dagda's Edition, I just hope I can finish Elden Ring on time for it. There's a general direct coming the day after tomorrow so that might be more up your alley if you want to play something besides Zelda.
>>85198909Yeah, about what I expected. If they bring back some of the ports I guess I would revisit playing the 2D games that really brought me joy years ago. >dagda’s collectionNice, me too. The new game looks really interesting to me, and my expectations are just right especially after engage, I have it another replay recently. I will definitely watch both directs, maybe something interesting or fun will appear
>>85198750No, thank you anon! I didn't know ancient people used to externalize someone's character like that Very handy way of viewing some emperors favorably while condemning others AND retaining the legitimacy of the whole system Maybe in a 1000 years people will view our democracy and capitalism the same way, like they'll think we too had some esoteric explanation why we ran our world the way we did
>>85199023People already wrote books about the rituals and social fictions of democratic institutions, they're about as old as the system itself.
Democracy and capitalism is late game of every society, you are not moving away from those, you can't, once demoracy is in you can't go back to anything else and once capitalism is in and the basic needs of people are met you will never go back to any other systemIn 1000 years every nation will be democratic and capitalistic with some socialism incorporated in it like any EU nation, forever, and ever
>>85199133I sincerely hope not. I detest the idea of a mob dictating policy and if the future looks like the EU, what a bleak future
>>85199056Sure but since our systems are still stable and thriving we can't know if their critiques are correctYou could speak ill of commies 80 years ago but they were still in the race and could maybe turn everything around, whereas future people know how things turned outSo what I'm saying is that 3026 people WILL have better insight than what we have now >>85199133Who knows? Maybe the blank slate will be utterly disproven by people genetically engineering babies from birth and we'll have the brave new world for real with a cast system and all that, or we'll delegate every task to grok and it's children for all eternity
>>85199056fun, what books>>85199133socialism is when the government does things, this is known.
This nigga said you think you're the drink bitch?
>>85199182Once the mob has power, and once they are fed enough like cattle, you can never go back, there is a reason not a single first world country drastically changed, it's going to be stagnation forever>>85199199And how are you going to get that if the people refuse? And they will refuseWorking will always exist because 95% of the current jobs are all fake and not necessary anyway, the capital will find a way to have an economy where people will work>So what I'm saying is that 3026 people WILL have better insight than what we have now Not necessarily, I would even argue against, IQ is lowering on avg and progress isn't going to happen just because time is flowing>>85199204You can't read
>>85199023That's the wonder of religion in action, I would describe it as the science of meaning, it's can be pragmatic and genuinely change people's lives, so it wasn't like people were only pretending, they had a genuine heart when following certain rituals.As >>85199056 said, we've also had this with other systems too, Adam Smith called capitalism a Divine Providence, where it was seen that god, as the great architect of this world, designed humans to pursue their own self interest, and in the process would benefit society as a whole. Maybe people in the future will think that when we voted for someone in a democracy we're communicating god's will, a divine will of the people like an emperor's.
Oh and technology is a jail for 99.99% of the world population and it's only going to be worse since more and more things are phone only now, even accessing your bank
>>85199262>some socialism incorporated in it like any EU nationsocialism is when EU does things.
Socialism is when I do things, I'm social
>>85199262Constant stagnation is an even scarier thought. An endless cycle. An unchanging world. Mankind needs struggles, or a goal.
Looking to fap to persona girls with friendly nonnies
>>85199379We have a thread just for that bbygirl
>>85199295You still can't readSome socialism incorporated in capitalism =/= SocialismYou're low IQ and too low IQ to even know that you are, you are focused on a word without understanding the sentence>>85199330For the individual life itself is the struggleFor mankind? I don't know if people will ever be part of something so grandiose outside religionThe world is either going to stagnate forever or God is real
Do you ever compare loads or do wank battles with your /dff/ nonny friend...?
>>85199460Are you the guy who got a DM on twitter on the other thread?
>>85199460dft is your thread
>>85199395But i like one on one stuff sometimes...
>>85199460No, but I miss talking with my favie, he would finger his ass for me as I stroke
Why the fuck are there two /dft/'s and they're both at 100
>>85199262>it's going to be stagnation foreverWhat would even be progress in your eyes tho? Even thinking about that is difficultBetter allocation of our resources? Most people would say better technology too but paradoxically it does make the average person (including all of us here probably) dumber and more reliant on it We are at that stage where we can't even imagine what a better world would look like realistically, or you would say my atheistic mind can't which is true but most of our world is secular now anyway so an answer will probably be there somewhere >>85199280That Adam Smith example is so interesting, you really can mix religious ideas into anything and it makes a lot of sense too logically Do you study history anon?
>>85199493Teto you should know all this shit from high school
okay fine i finally made an alt account (´•ω•') first time on dff so don't be weird about it ^_~. Ummmm im down to trade sets, yap about makeup/nails, and hang out in dms I think idk i think I'm just yapping. Do I have to respond really fast?add me: soft_boi_303
>>85199379I’m not a fan of that, but who are your favorite girls?
What sonic music have you guys been listening to lately?https://youtu.be/GnNpoO_hTg0
>>85199509I am not an anglo, never learnt anything about Smithy and we also never gotten deeply into the roman mindset on their emperors The things we focused on were the french revolution, german unification, 1st WW then rise of the bad Hitler man then briefly how Deutschland got btfo'd by the chad allies
>>85199475something so lewd I can only do with my favie from dff...>>85199486I fingered myself recently and it felt good, I never do it though
>>85199542what kinda makeup do u use cutie?
>>85199579How subversive is Deutschland education? Don’t get me wrong, in burgerland its real bad unless you get a chad male teacher/professor
I'm subversive
>>85199583>I fingered myself recently and it felt goodanon, please stop… I’ll relapse again
>>85199493History has been one of my favorite topics but I wouldn't do it for a living if that is what you mean. And you have noticed a common trend with human minds using religion, chaos and unknowns are very scary to us so it's natural that we seek for order and explanations that lead up to it, I honestly had more to say about this but I forgot what I was going to type here.
>>85199486fingers are good, I would do that for you
>>85199583What a holy looking girl, I'm sure she would never ever do anything lewd or impure.
>>85199604Hehe I remember our teacher raising his eyebrows when he talked about the jews being a religion and my dumb 16 year old self asking if they were actually not an ethnicity too since I heard amercan jews refer to themselves as not white.This was actually a legitimate question without right wing malice behind it since I really didn't know but he just said he doesn't know eitherIt's not subversive just not super precise in some aspects but it doesn't need to be, since it's for young adults who barely care about this stuff anyway
>>85199493I mean, obviously we are going to have medical progress, technological progress, etc, but I'm talking about economical/political systems, they are not changing from what we currently have, my point is that a democratic capitalist system with some socialist policies is the end of what we will ever see, nothing is changing in any first world countries and it doesn't look like anything ever willEven with AI replacing so many jobs, we might end up with UBI but we will still have the same system as we have now, because it's crazy how well we manage to create so many fake jobsBut outside of that , immortality is not something that will ever be achieved either, true AI is never going to be real, space travel is not practical and never will be, and we will never reach a speed above light speed"But back then we didn't even knew how far things would become!"This is PARTIALLY true, because of technology, but progress is like mastering a video gameYou learn the most the first month, then a lot but not as much the first year, then very little every year after that, to the point that things outside the game become meta (mental, diet, etc)My point is that we are at the end of an asymptotic curve, there is a diminishing return to progressThings can't just keep progressing forever (drastically), and today the knowledge we have compared to a caveman is immense, yes, but the knowledge from someone 10000 years in the future and us will not be as immense, and because of issues with lead poisoning, micro plastic, avg IQ going lower, etc, it might even be worse in the futureOf course you can always say "b-but we don't know what will happen in the future!" but again, there is a huge difference between not knowing when we managed to reach a point of having satellite all over our planets and sending drones on mars, and when we were sh*tting at the public toilet with other romans sharing the vinegar sponge with one another
Teto and Sillu trying to talk about serious things is so funny man they should do this all the time
>>85199602I like full face! But when I'm lazy it's just my lip plumper with lipstick, blush and eyeliner! I like deep browns n hazels for my eyes with a blended in bronze glitter for my eyes and I'm currently into deep colored lipsticks n oils uwu
>>85199672And what do you want from me? I’m not a liar, I am myself with others
>>85199734nigga what kinda response is that what
>>85199734do I need to want something in return?haivng fun together is the meaning of friendship!
>>85199759Can we have fun while I watch you pee while I have my dick in your ass
>>85199695This is very bleak but honestly almost everyone has at least considered our future looking like that And if I would have to bet money on it, you are probably correct, I liked your video game analogyScientist are working hard everyday to disprove this tho, lets put some faith in them
>>85199816naughty..maybe? I never tried that.
>>85199759Fine, I guess we can try to be friends. I honestly don’t expect any favors, but I like to talk. Gimme your tag or sess, if I give you my tag you won’t be able to add me, I don’t know why
>>85199841yea thats okay, I wouldn't consider it a favor but here you go:proper_as
>>85199873can I add you too? I'm falling in love with you...
>>85199907of course!I'm happy to talk to you.
>>85199822You're just treating scientists like a new religion, they aren't gods, putting faith in them is ridiculous, you just view people in position of authority as magical creatures or as people superior to you because of their positions to an unhealthy degreeWe already know this is our future because if it wasn't an alien race would have already contacted us or would have the technology to spread all over the universe, if progress was magical like a science fiction book, we would already have proof of it just by looking at space, but instead there is nothing in space, complete emptiness, total silence, the death of progress, pure stagnationSome people even tried to find hope in things like multiple dimensions etc, but I implore you to check those out and you will realize that none of those theories are probably and it was pure fanfiction that just became something people took seriously, sorry but yes, for an atheist mindset/view, the future is bleak and there is no hope for anything else but stagnationBut hey, I'm Catholic, we already have our answers here so I'm hopeful in my case
Sillu so starved for attention he started talking to tetoshart
Oml, stfu
are these guys thread regulars or just one idiot samefagging?
>>85199968Yeah I was trying to be sarcastic, putting faith into the scientist and all that heheHalf sarcastic, since I acknowledge the ridiculousness of doing so but what else is there to do? Also I guess you also never sleep nowdays? When you have something to grind time flies by, I can spend 8 hours straight building my little factory or going on a 10 game streak in League~
>>85200161This is the first time in a month that I didn't go to sleep before 1AM actuallyI was grinding a bit too much tonight, probably going to sleep soon, but I can't stop playing right nowIn a few days I will be too busy grinding something that is longer than a hour to finish so I will not have the time to post here, my schedule should go back to normal then probably
>>85200221Hard working as ever I see! I will have to stay up all day to reset my sleep thoI wish you good luck with your games and thanks for the convo!
>>85200465he will tell you to kill yourself next day
Nigga is still sitting here, 6 hours later"I can leave when I want to!"
>>85200016That's the only person willing to talk to him
>>85200103Two neets that gave up on life and think if they get good at video games they will find a way to live that doesn't imply shitposting to be happy
>>85200798>tetofart>good at games
Had a super neat ARAM game before bed where I got Scopiest & Scopier Weapons on Volibear and popped off and did a morbillion damage seems like a good time for bed now I think...
Diddyblud Sillu is so catholic he'd touch young boys like the rest of his kind
>>85200819He still gave a speech about how his life is meaningless unless he wins at lol or something
They call him NBA YoungBoy cause he likes to play with them young boys like his friend teto who goons to shota doujins
>>85200863don't play with tetofarty
>>85200922Nigga is $ending money to a brown venezuelan so I'm not surprised he treats LoL so serious
I wanna be put into a cage and used as a sex slave
>>85200927Um I didn't I play solo because I don't have alts for games and I don't want to play with random people from 4chan/trash on any of my main accounts for anything...
>>85200964Good girl
Sillu experienced 0.0000001% of the pain that catnigga experiences every day and got so mindbroken he started talking to tetopoopie
>>85201004kek
>>85201004lmaooo
>>85201004boiled that freak
>>85201004Where the fuck is catnigga
>>85201110Kissing his biggest fan/hater right now. It's obvious that they were meant to be
>>85201004notice how sillu didn't have a snarky response to this