/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadThe End EditionPrevious >>85446663
>>85454425What the hell? I just saw this while browsing pics.
Xth for ____!
>>85454445Look behind you.
>>85454467You again? Haul your fat ass away and come back later!
Post characters that you want to see played
>>85454859
>>85454425This op is ass.
>>85454859Boy kisser
>>85455260>>85454425This OP is awesome. Great swimsuit design
>>85455398baseder, I mean...braced
>>85455713Brace yourself for adult dick, heh
>>85455768can't be saying stuff like that to innocent girls like me, anon. stranger danger!
>>85454461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
Post tunesPost cardsPop in, lurkers
marina after I get her addicted to BWC
>>85454859Okita!
Will no kind adult play with the lonely little girl?
>>85456706Where?....
>>85456722The braceface
>>85456722>>85455787Don't let her wary appearance fool you. She'l leap inside the van if she thinks there's candy inside it.
>>85456742Are they actually looking to play though?
>>85456774I'm sure they are, i tried to bite on 8, but she's in the market for a molester with a penis.
>>85456774You miss all the shoots you don't take
>>85456751lies and slander will not be tolerated...>>85456774gauging interest, at least! early morning thread watching...
Anons are so cute when they need handholding to approach people :3
>>85456878Where's your lisp, though. You're wearing a retainer, so how come you aren't speaking in one?
>>85456908Because writing that is annoying, don't be an ass.
>>85456902>t. AnonThey themselves said they are gauging interest. With how the thread meta is, people are more wary of each other. I won't blame anyone, let alone anons, for not approaching tight away anymore.
>>85456706Will she accept being raped by other unruly brats or does it have to be an adult?
>>85456918>Simple question because they're presenting a character with a unique trait which normally carries said speech quirk along with>D-d-don't be an ass! REEEEEKill yourself, thanks
Please don't i just woke up
And he just couldn't help himself.
Don't you start right now.
Days without Anon fucking up a session: 0
Ohhhhh god...
Here we fucking go again. Anon bad this, Anon bad that. Why don't you guys just treat people with respect instead of forcing your hate narrative?
No no nooooooo...
>>85457004Just approach. Just write. Don't be a dick. Don't ask questions. Put on a face and write that starter.
You have to admit it's funny that the guy with no unique traits at all is upset that someone else is doing the same thing.
>>85456878We should make a term for people who aren't playing and just talk.I propose "Window shoppers"
>>85456908You mean sthompthing like thithshh..?(I love lisping but figure a lot of people hate reading it..!)>>85456930(oh? what kind of other unruly brats..?)
>>85456908Read two posts up, if they're still in the gauging interest phase then they won't commit to that extent.
>>85457029Its more like audience screening for a product than shopping in and of itself
>>85457025>Don't ask questionsNow you're trying to shoehorn people into becoming a lolcow a la carte Milky 2.0. A couple questions to start isn't some grand hurdle for anyone, don't be pedantic.
>>85457044Do you play oppai lolis?
>>85457063>Milky out of nowhereFirst off, you're not slick, Concerny.Second, roleplay is best done off of vibes. Just write and only ask if something is contentious.
>>85457028>UpsetSo we're just assuming shit today aren't we?
>>85457044Your usual run-of-the-mill bad kids, the types who got into sex way too early and used that early advantage to lure other kids into getting plapped and stretched out. I know you like futanari as well, so it can work with either young boys or young futas. Bonus points if they regularly bully Braceface yet they still see her as a tight hole they can use whenever. Or maybe there's a different dynamic you prefer?
>>85457108You're living in LALA land in you think that nobody's going to at least ask basic questions when a new face nobody ever seen before pops in. It's just the nature of human will to not want to disappoint your partner - not everyone's capable of feeling things out too well immediately.
>>85457108NTA but you only really hit that level after a couple successful sessions with someone. You're correct that it's the best once you reach that point, but there's a definite feeling out period you have to cross.
Big dick shotas and oppai lolis din't really count as either imho
Can you imagine if anons started dropping cold opens onto avas?
>>85457180I tried it a couple times and got called a sihtposter. People are far too wary of us when we put in the effort, so I stopped bothering as much.
>>85457180Let me guess. You tell your son to just go to the office and start mopping the floors there, so that after a while, while he’s doing it for free, they’ll hire him and start paying him.
>>85457044Mhm! You're very cute. Will be keeping an eye on you. And I get that committing to it isn't necessary OOC.
>>85457178I count hung shotas, but pailoli is definitely more of a branching market intrest. But even with all that in mind it depends on how the product is actually delivered.
>>85457178I don't count hung shotas, but do count oppai lolis. Mostly because hung shotas are a dime a dozen and it's exhausting seeing them on places like F-List.
>>85457178Oppai lolis are easier to suspend your disbelief for because of puberty.Puberty won't give a boy a pornstar dick though.
>>85457289This, too.
>>85457139I'm confused, where did they say they liked futa?
>>85457289But its just hotter if he's actually young rather than just short, at least to me anyway.
>>85457320Its Zelda
>>85457289Because boys find out about pervy stuff earlier and turn into horny fiends much earlier than girls. But when a loli has a porn-stacked body, she can still remain oblivious.
>>85457337Oh.>Walks away
Where are the big meaty cocks?
>>85457367Hiding ashamed in the pants of investors...
>>85457367Check your kid's Halloween bag this year. It might contain gock.
>>85457397I have my kids bring a second bag just for condoms
>>85454859>>85454948We had a goat Lucy a few months back who disappeared mid session.
You can't ever have Anon discourse, or Anoncerny goes thermonuclear lmao
>>85457494It makes sense when people view Milky as an anon over an ava these days.
>>85457106(no, sorry!)>>85457139(nono I love that dynamic! perhaps a few years older than Sawyer..? maybe a little more. enough to still not know about the things they're doing to the girl, but old enough to have strength enough to withstand if she were to resist <3)>>85457238(hehe... thanks for your kind words, 'non!)>>85457337</3
You're not supposed to write these things about children....
>>85457180Have you seen how people freak out when (ava they dislike) does that except it turns out it isn't a cold open because the other person said they were doing nothing and up to chat.
SEX.WITH CHILDREN.ASAP.
>>85457367(gm Marina!)>>85457591(she's more of a thing or a perhaps a creature)
I dunno, I just feel like the atmosphere isn't very conductive towards Anon. I can feel the hostility.
>>85457609As long as you're not Onepieceanon.
>>85457532(Okay! I hope you'll find your molester today)
>>85457609Would introducing competion stimulate the market towards decisive action?
LURKERS???
Post tunes
>>85457383Why hide them?>>85457397Do they at least come with condoms this year? I'm tired of having to clean the floor after jizz leaks out of their gaping buttholes. >>85457619Hello there.
>>85457655Yes. More lolis is always good. CUN has been in the shitter and I'm already in the red thousands. I had to sell at a steep loss.
>>85457665https://youtu.be/Y6bqhG9jr5Q=9mNQm232NF-raImT
>>85457660Nya nya
Nya!
>>85457665https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn5Q37qOiiA
>>85457691>>85457660
>>85454461Fairies
>>85457532They can be older, that's no issue for me. And they'll be strong enough to hold you down, or maybe I can pin you in an embarrassing position and really go crazy with my hips, beating up her pussy so much that she's too busy clamping down on me to really put up a good escape effort. If I can ask>enough to still not know about the things they're doing to the girl,When you say this, do you mean that they don't know about the consequences to Sawyer? I wanna make sure I get this part right.
>>85457660Work n lurk. >>85457665https://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk
>>85457747Boring beetle.
>>85457648(thank you!!! could also use comfy laps to sit on and heavy head patters...)>>85457673(silly Marina... you can't eat condoms, they're not a snack. trust me, I've tried)>>85457740(holding and rutting is always magnificent... it's how all older girls should use tiny girlthings... I see why you're asking, and I like both options, so whichever is more preferable to you! the idea that they know what they're doing and do it anyway is hot. but going forth with their instincts with no regard for consequences can be just as nice. maybe they have a brief freak out afterwards or somethin'... 'nd beg Sawyer not to tell)
>>85457755I wanna be a rhinoceros beetle if so...
>>85457665https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1J4JQn-izQEveryone's going to post it today anyways.
>>85457815Hercules are cooler
>>85457747So where do you work, Nonners?
>Nonners
>>85457791I still like slurping up what's inside the condoms, especially if it's flavored. Then I usually chew on it like bubblegum for a bit.
>>85457660Don't wanna... Pollen sucks.>>85457665https://youtube.com/watch?v=rCDA3cB-O1U
>>85457683>>85457665https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKrUw_gL054
>>85457861(this but I end up swallowing it and it gets stuck in my throat, uwehhh...)(also holy ass)
>>85457791Ah, when you lay it out like that both sides really do sound appealing. They watch too much smut stuff and the people in the videos look like they always feel good, then when they chase that feeling it fries their underdeveloped brain and they start treating Sawyer like she's just something for them to roughly mate with. But Sawyer's a good girl, I'm sure if they give her a totally not fake apology afterwards she'd take it easily.
Why do we tolerate yuri and futa leeches?
>>85457948For the same reasons we tolerate you
>>85457842That's the type of rhinoceros beetle I had in mind. It's gold carapace is so cool...>>85457843Got two joooobs. Office and restaurant. Former is where I'm stuck in right nowww...
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>>85457975You be nice to Kira.
>>85457986Alright...>patpatpatsYou've got good taste in bueg...
>>85454461Dragons. Things related to dragons. >>85457887Cute.
>>85457986Do you have a name, worker bee? I remember someone posting that purple horse until just today.
>>85457834>>85457861>>85457882>>85457912>>85457986>>85458023Play with Anons.
>>85457986>two jobsWAGIE WAGIE STAY IN CAGIEALL DAY LONG YOU SWEAT AND RAGIE!
>>85458061Certainly.Mind if I eat you?
>>85458061Play with avas
>>85458061Y-you didn't mean to miss me... Nya.Right, Mr. Nyonnymous...?
>>85458107I can't see your eyes. That means you're my fellow anon
>>85458061...
>>85457986Leech.>>85457882>>85457861Leech.
>>85458107>Gives you a mid session, or worse, drops an opener on you you didn't ask for>Doesn't elaborate>leaves
Concern posting avas vs anons can't be that fun.
>>85457932(the worst part is the poor femcreature will interpret the apology as genuine and likely land herself in the same situation a few weeks down the line. days? hours??? she really is stupid... let's go with that, then! dumb kids being dumb kids despite what braced individuals may be traumatized in the process!)
>>85458156Is. It. Wrong.
>>85458142Avas can post bad sessions too like Owain. Why do anons always get discriminated against? Do you even have a face, pussy?
>>85458113It does?But I still have my own face! Nya!
>>85457912amateur!>>85458061ok
>>85458175You are faceless. Therefore anon. Anon can have any form, but they can't have faces. Like islamic wojaks
>>85458142Nyonny played with me...I love him... Nya...>>85458197I... didn't know that was how that worked... Nya...Thank you for telling me Mr Nyonnymous!
>>85458184Where's your face, faggot? Why do anons always have to receive the jokes?
>>85458175>Anon chad strode over. They were in public, but he was too cool to care.>His voice echoed a low, commanding boom.Hey brat, put your babgs back over your eyes. Your Anonymous-esque charm is for naught when we can see your pupils.>He stared her down, hands on his hips.
>>85458228>hits anon with a de-aging ray so c.c rapes him to death
>>85458162No no you don't get it, the apology HAS to be totally real, why else would the mean girls then invite Sawyer over for a sleepover! Surely nothing can go wrong with her spending the night over there with no adults around.
>>85458228O-oh... I didn't notice Nya...Thanks mister!>she adjusts the hair in front of her face and her eyes disappear once again... so this is the power of mob-chans...
>>85458271>silences this nonny.>don't struggle too much, I'll cum.
>>85456280Looks like this bloke remembered.
>>85458184And who are you, one of the chuds watching from the back? At least duke it out with your bros. Fucking PUSSY
>>85458017Nyessssss...>is patpettedpatted.>>85458044Is Rannn. Used to post her a lot more like a month and a half ago.>>85458063NO RAGIE. Usually. Restaurant job gets heated sometimes if chefs get stubborn, though. Lots of screaming sometimes.
Fight me bro. Fight me right now. I'll fuck your shit up, I swear, man.
Paizuri?
>>85458180(practice needed...)>>85458287(that's true! so friendly and nice, despite how weird and bizarre she is </3 people can be so amazing. she will be thinking that until she's covered in several layers of sticky jizz, anyways—)
>>85458437No.
>>85458456Yes.
>>85458441>takes her head off and runs away
Leech hours.
Hours leech.
>>85458450They'll be suuuuuper nice and teach her new games like one where they put a blindfold on her and make her get on her knees so the mean girls can smack hot dogs against her face. Don't think too hard about the point of the game. Okay I gotta head out, thanks for hearing out the idea.
>>85457660At the office I am a productive lady
>>85458450
>>85458406Mice to see you here Rann
>>85458681Only if it's covered in my gross p-word spunk
>>85454461Oh mine GOD, I accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine phallus... prithee delete it! 'Lest. ..thou desire to look? Haha, I jest... Delete it. ..Should thee crave...? Haha nay, Banish it...'Lest?
>>85458875*starts twangin' that wiener like a doorstop*
>>85458170>Avas can post bad sessions too like Owain.Anons shitpost any Ava who writes a bad session.
It really is the same 1-3 faggots spamming shitposts and creating artificial drama every day. They must be getting rich with all the shitposting they're doing in 4chan.
All my sessions are good so I don't have to worry
>>85458889no dickhead
>>85458363>Sniffs
>>85458970I want to play with Hex's titties
>>85458614(of course! I hope to play it out real soon... so glad someone likes this little dorkess!)>>85458406>mwah...>>85458681>Sawyer beamed as she saw that classic bright red box sitting atop the counter when she got home. She raced to her room to throw her backpack and lunch box down before racing right back to claim the crimson package as her own. Like a feral huntress, she holds her prey tight and finds a quiet spot in the shoddy apartment to rip the seal off the steaming box, letting those artificially perfected fried foods waft right into her crinkled little nose.>Headgear be damned! She threw a nugget in her mouth and chewed with aching desire. She knew skipping lunch today was a good idea... now she had a snack, her og lunch, lined up for later.>After getting her headgear unstuck and shoving the whole mess of metal off and to the side, she meticulously picked out fries, nuggets, and apple slices so she got a serving of each with every bite! What a weirdo. But she could be weird in peace, because it'd be even weirder if someone was watching, or reading about, her enjoying the peak culinary experience of one Mr. McDonald's doing...>Like the tiny chudette she is after scarfing down the meal in about 10 minutes she curls up on the couch and passes the fuck out.
>>85458970hex buttsex butt
>>85459012IS NOT A FUCKING IC POST BROIS NOT EVEN AN OFFER TO RPIS SOME GUY COMPLAINING ABOUT SHITPOSTERSAAAASSSSS
>>85459026YOU TOO STUPID NOG
>>85459039Somebody sounds a little grumpy...You wanna grab a titty?
>>85459064Nah. I'm good.WAIT I AM NOT GOODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
What happened to NayAnon?
>>85459076You can havr a squeeze whenever you're ready.
>>85458776Cheese to see you, too.>>85459024>Mwaaahhhh.No blue gote today for mood for purple horse is bigger.
>>85459118How dare you attach fat tits while replying to idiots
>>85459118I wanna squeeze them too.
>>85459118Fuck you I will not fall victim to the female jew.>SqueezeOK maybe just a bit. NOW FUCK OOOOOOOOOFF
>>85459007Feeling under the weather? I can't provide you anything apart from the basic essentials.
>>85459157Does your mom know you're trans?
>>85459162Your scent is all I need.
>>85459121I like purple horse! she's cute!!!can I make out with her?
>>85459145You can squeeze too!>>85459157You're more than welcome!>>85459159>Squeezed! Soft and warm and squishy titty!Feeling any better?
>>85459203>Grabs and squeezes like a big pair of stress ballsAhhhhh, I feel so much better now!
>>85459203NO FUCK YOU>Fucks off.
>>85459183Not sure why you would want to experience someone so sweaty and dirty after climbing rocks all day. I think you've smelled enough.
>>85459203>Highschool student>Has ginormous sloshing boobiesThat's unrealistic. Real girls don't have bodies like that.
>>85459257Mommy Croft
>>85459257Want to take a shower together then?
>>85459293
>>85459259You haven't seen Hasumi. Guess her age
>>8545902410/10. Sovlknvo overdose.
>>8545931214? 16?
>>85459284I don't bear children. Does a mother look like this most of the time?
>>85459337We can change that.
>>8545933017 and canonically the biggest saggers in Kivotos...
>>85459232There's a healthy weight to them! Genuine homegrown Onee-san titties!That's great to hear!>>85459236I hope your day gets better, if you ever want a squeeze you can just ask!>>85459259They don't slosh...>she sounds dejected as she pulls out her trusty "Little Machine Gun V"
>>85459203>nuzzles his face into those soft squishy boobs.
>>85459351She is an invaluable asset to the Justice Task Force and the production of reinforcements.
>>85459319Cute.>>85459347I have a feeling adoption isn't in the cards for you.
>>85459422Of course. Why bother with paperwork?
>>85459422Zankyu
>>85459312This girl has a body that is out of reach for many women, even those who are already adults. It's unrealistic and problematic. >>85459361Your wrist-swallowing fuckpillows definitely slosh with every move you make. Is it really that hard for you to accept just one detail about your obscene, misogynistic body, which is designed to sexualize minors?You can carry a volcano gun with your twiggy, toneless arms. Your creator has definitely never seen a woman in his life.
>>85459361Thanks a bunch.Aw, they don't slosh? Do you want to change that?
I want to cum inside Hasumi!
Getting so desperate I might start offering people to play any character they want if they play a character I want.
>>85459471>Your creator has definitely never seen a woman in his life.That girl was drawn by this guy?????
>>85459433I would have to be in the worst state I'll be in for the next 9 months. Would you like that to happen for a woman like me? Especially, a woman like me.
>>85459194If you waaant. Pretty busy today, though, so replies will definitely be pretty sparse.
Getting so desperate I might start playing girls again just so I can get play,
>>85459543The idea of a greek orthodox monk who has never seen a woman but draws ecchi anime girls based on his own understanding of sexiness sounds like a fun idea
>>85459366>All pillowy and warm! She gives him a hug as he enjoys the wonderful softness of her boobs.>>85459471They don't slosh!...usually...>she opens fire with little to no regard for the actual details of his message. She doesn't concern herself with the situation of her existence nor details of her creation... She concerns herself with robbing people and bringing snacks...>>85459490Its rude to tell a girl that her breasts slosh! Its embarrassing!>she's blushing pretty harshly. They get a little swollen sometimes, but that's only because I'm still growing!
Got so desperate I started playing girls just to get play and now I don't enjoy playing guys anymore even when I get the chance for it.
>>85459545I would take good care of you for those 9 months.
>>85459556another time, then! not sure if she'd mesh well with Sawyer, either, which is this brat I've been fixated on...I'm also at work lol. nice to see you as always, Ranyu <3
>>85459605That's just a part of growing up, don't be shy about it its beautiful and natural. You're already shaping up to be quite the beautiful woman too>Ha pats her shoulder to calm her down
>>85459605>He hugs her back! Leaning all of his body weight onto her and her boobs so his face can sink into cleavage.
>>85454461Queen Draco slutsquating on my dick and milking it with her X-years old pussy.
>>85459605>While Anon gets packed with lead, he stares with a perverted, happy grin at Nonomi’s tits, which are jiggling from the recoilWait a minute. Did I forget to clarify that those were all compliments? I’m sorry Nonomi! I didn’t mean to offend you! I really do love you and your weird body.>Anon pulls out two packs of spicy rice crackers that took the full brunt of the ballistic impact.Here, take these as an apology. I’ll lick up every crumb that falls into your cleavage.
>>85459651Always nice to see ya too, Zeldaaa! There's plenty of smol horses that can mesh well with McQueen maybe, buuuut, don't think any of em are as smol as the brat you're posting as.Good luck in the cagie by the waaayyy!! <3
