/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5444>"Fencing With a Familiar Friend" Edition--Stories--By Phaffabout>The Temple of the Quiet Storm (Ch. 7)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92852156/By Anon>Jackpothttps://rentry.org/f7h2atwmBy Anon>LUCKY FINDhttps://rentry.org/gbq524d7By Hamlet of Troy>Untitledhttps://rentry.co/e6xyqfecBy Aedificator123>Deer in the Head Lightshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93276801By Rotham>The Horned Doehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93253831>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 54)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541By M4rsh4l_Legacy>The Frost on her Feathers (Ch. 34)https://archiveofourown.org/works/54569053By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 33)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776/BY Doublefacedentendre>The "Fool" of Aether (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92654406By Lord_Boop_the_1rd>Doom in DuskHollow (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69583721/By ResidentDegnerate>Birdfeederhttps://rentry.org/tbb6coetBy Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 27)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021/chapters/248235201[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85577054Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
ayy lmao
sex the fox
Waifurs who're also VILLAINS who're EVIL and TWISTED and DARK and FUCKED UP and BULLY YOU
Touch anthro women
>meet anthro chicken on a dating app>get into bed>sounds like picred
>>85542609This is your waifur's dad
https://magma.com/d/TVl1ODqp9YStill some space to fill, and then we can do the fall aggie
Reminder that pandas are Chinese spies. Resist Xi's assault on your bloodline!
>>85579847>"KNEEL BEFORE YOUR QUEEN!">Damn u cute. Can I get your number?>"T-take this seriously, asshole!"
If patecko refuses to keep drawing Riley I’ll do it myself, take this edit. I have tons more, can’t believe he refuses to draw her naked
threadly reminder that i think this bird is cool and hot
>>85579902Didn’t draw it but commission it
>>85579911
>>85579817Anthro women are better than human women.
>>85579870gross
>>85579902That's a nice ass!
There nothing wrong with having sex with incestous lesbians
Missy Swanson stole my cheez-its
>Be employed in Starfox>Get stuck on maintenance duty with Fay all day>While you're fixing up the ship and the Arwings, Fay's just calling you all sorts of slurs and telling speciesist remarks to you>Krystal looks at Fay with this smug expression on her face when she's doing it
>>85579834GLORP'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON
>This is your waifur's will to live
>>85579993Hey, looks exactly like mine.And yet I'm still trudging on.
>>85579902>I have tons moreDo post.
>>85579993FUCK you
>>85579993Greater than nothing?
>>85579817>By Anon>>Jackpot>https://rentry.org/f7h2atwmIt has no name, and it should have remained Untitled.Have you opened the link before "fixing" it?
>>85579911Agreed
>>85580021i am the one you replied to. i agree.
how do breasts work
>>85579993I will give her a reason. Even if only to spite life itself
>>85579993It's a... me
>>85580049bags of sand
>>85580084MARIO?????????
>>85580019Will do it the day I’m sure I have all of Riley’s drawings patecko did, that day I’ll post every single one of them, for now I just say that if someone have all of them (the deleted ones) pls share and I’ll post all nude edits
>>85579967Krystal my wife playing pranks
>>85579847For me its>Waifurs who're also VILLAINS who're EVIL and TWISTED and DARK and FUCKED UP and SERVE YOU (because you're even more EVIL and TWISTED and DARK and FUCKED UP and that's really turns her on)
Why is it that avian faces look fine on anthros but equine faces look so bad?
>>85580154Because birds are brainwashing you.
>>85580150>see fox with sword>think of thisWhy does this stupid game live in my head rent free?
>>85579934Yet they're still not real!
>>85580154bird naturally prettyequine faces usually don't look that bad though 2bh
drawfriends, please... anthrofy herhttps://goyimx.com/redteneri/status/2102398387194626330
>>85580154Some animals just look inherently feminine and masculine to our human sensibilities, I guess. Like its easy to make a secretary bird look like a hot anthro lady because they already look like they spend hundreds of dollars getting their eyelashes done.
>>85579993I don't think that's entirely true
>>85579902Make her drip
>>85580224Fem-Malfoy is already perfect. Not every human woman needs to be an anthro.>in before "yes they do"
>>85580113do you happen to remember which ones you are missing? I have a few downloaded from when he posted in adhg
You know, this thread is looking more and more like /fa/ than /hmofa/ with each passing day. Bet if you were to average out the images posted in the last 20 threads they'd be predominantly solo anthro females.
>>85580246>Fem-Malfoy
>>85580154equines naturally ugly
>>85580252I shit my pants :)
>>85580246Yes they do.
>>85580252True, we need to post more HMs!
>>85580224I know you were browsing /v/
>>85580246yes they do
>>85580275GHOSTS R SHITTY
>>85580154Because irl horses have big ugly long faces with small eyeballs and birds can have a great variation of beak sizes to provide larger more expressive eyes.Horse faces need to be greatly stylized to be acceptable
>>85580033Honestly can you people just name the stories so we don't have a bunch of "By Anonymous, Untitled"s in the OP it's really annoying, makes it hard to archive in the masterbin too
>>85580250I have all of the ones I know of it’s existence but I’m not sure if that’s all of them because for example, I really don’t know where this one came from
>>85579967do u remember when tropical storm Fay was kil?
>>85580276God yes this image. her one thigh is thicker than that human woman is.
>>85580298Fucking this, if the story is so generic that the writer can't even bother giving it a title while remaining anonymous I'm not going to fucking read it.
>>85580278Well, do you know what I had for breakfast this morning?
>>85580250Are you the Hao schizo
>this is your waifur>and this is your waifur on drugs
>>85580326>apхитeктopShe's just fat, she's not pregnant! Make her pregnant! RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>85579934Proof?
>>85580326Yep, we making it to Agartha with this one.>>85580357wait wtf nevermind
>>85580367crackhead cat wife
>waifur but her dad is a black nigga and she's ghetto af
Anon, don't be mad but I put your waifur in the Pack-A-Punch machine.
>>85580393So he's gone?
>>85580403You idiot that machine destroys all biological material. Now who am I going to have sex with? *dramatic head turn*
>>85580435It's ok anon. We managed to save (and upgrade) her at the same time.Also no, you cannot turn an anon here into your waifur.
if mlp has anon filly, does hmofa have anon waifur? or would it be anon daughterfur?
>>85580458The Morg Who Sold The World
>>85580435
>>85580298It's HillsofMud's fault!He riled up a bunch of amateurs is to write! It's his responsibility to steer the mouthbreathers properly!>makes it hard to archive in the masterbin tooNothing good on rentry anyways, carry on.
>/hmofa/gs when someone posts a pic with 5 pixels worth of a cl*w on the pov hand
>>85580483me when i lie
hello its totally me paintanon and i definitely made this >:)
>>85580467there's this>>85580508sexo....
>>85580467I suppose, considering I can only assume what filly means.
>>85580508disgusted and aroused by human fascination with her butt and hips
How the singular human male be standing surrounded by anthros:
>>85580505So, you'd say there's nothing wrong with this image?
>>85580508supersex body shapeI want to play bongo with her booty
>>85580413Yeah raised by a single mother ghetto fur with cousins that touched her inappropriately
>>85580537he just doesn't clip his fingernails
>>85580508>hello its totally me paintanon and i definitely made this >:)I don't get it
>CLAW!>CLAW!>CLAW!
>MY EYES
>>85580552it's fanart i'm guessing
>>85580537No because that's /amoam/
>>85580552That's an evil smiley face
>>85580508RIP that suit wide open and bare those green cheeks to the world
>>85580577>implying
>>85580577linux users are in fact trans
>>85580505>>85580547>>85580577Why are you replying to a jobless faggot?
>>85580537Holy shit is that a DualShock™ Playstation controller
>>85580612because I'm jobless too
>>85580612because we must NEVER post hmofa in the hmofa general
This thread Is hellHow many of us are Even still here for the HMOFA?
>>85580508Lorepaw?
>>85580508now draw lime with her epic shredded he-man cosplayer boyfriend
>>85580640None of us!We're here only for the drama!
>>85580640me but i forgot how to draw
>>85580640me but im remembering how to draw
>>85580640I am
>>85580537
Handsome Mechs on Femme Aerialbots?
>wake up, dude>what? twitter? 4chan? "trannies"? >what year is it?>dude, it's 2002. how can't you know that?
>>85580690need
>>85580537Oh lol I made an edit
>>85580696Transformers is not hmofa despite being able to incubate and birth humans
>>85580690thank you based god
>>85580714Future soccer mom material
>>85580714a space odyssey?
>>85580644Having seen what his limitations are on genuinely mega size characters and how he prefers to alter them, Lime's proportions are probably like right at his limit. Nutty proportions aren't really his thing even if he does them well.
>>85580714please
>>85580736this is true. now nutty professors on the other hand...
>>85580508>>:)This can't be Space WhaleRight?
>>85580508Gripping FAT hooper ass AGGRESSIVELY
>>85580753>nutty professors
>>85580729You have no whimsy.
>>85580657EVERYONE KNOWS DRAMA = ALIVE THREAD!!!AND WHO DOESN'T LOVE A BIT OF GOSSIP LIKE WE'RE IN A SOAP OPERA?
>>85580636Get a job>>85580638Textposting as you reply to bait doesn't help.
>>85580759he cant afford digital lmao
>>85580690Based. Can you edit the second part too?
>>85580714It's the phone that makes this hit.
>>85580729We have technorganic botlings around here like Primus intended
>>85580800I was being sarcastic! And I wasn't any of those replies.
>>85580792Whimsy is a lie told by schizophrenics
>>85580800I'm never getting a goyslave job and you can't make me
>>85580792Whimsy can be dangerous
>>85580638not sure his shirt would fly for a lot of people
>>85580729shut up dude
Would you love your waifur if she was a robot endoskeleton that wore a fursuit?
>>85580640What else would I be here for?
>>85580833is this mpreg
>>85580819Nor a sense of humour apparently.>>85580833True but I like to live dangerously.
>>85580846I'm only attracted to the Prime fembot designs
>>85580749https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nQ2oiVqKHw
>>85580847Call me Purple Guy the way I'm putting a kid in that animatronic.
>>85580847Eh, sure
>>85580508>its totally me paintanonPost a lineup of all your current hoopcats to prove it
>>85580847yeah. not ideal but ill take it
Don’t forget to include the HMMake hmofa kissies
>>85580847yeah but I'm not a child anymore so I don't know how we'd ever cross paths
>>85580877WHEN WILL HIS SEXUAL CONQUESTS END???
>>85580846Arcee and Jack should have gotten together.
>>85579879
>>85580923emotional compatibility implies little or no sexual compatibility
>>85580898>hmofa kissiesoh boy, my favorite
>>85579879>>85580932You can't even look at the Canvas anymore wtf
breed ze bugs
>>85580932weirdI guess it's to avoid ban dodging
>>85580943what
>>85580965
>>85580932>>85580957You can thank Cure for that.
>>85580943??????
My cock! OOOOGH!https://files.catbox.moe/8f5ack.webm
Marry and reproduce.
>>85580995did that retard vandalize the canvas again?
>>85580983>>85581000sex and emotions are seperate entirely
>>85580932>>85580957Drawing on the Magma is a humiliation ritual and you are a worthless gentile if (You) willingly go through these hoops.>hard account requirement (should instantly disqualify it for any non-gentile)>needs an e-mail account from a provider that has mandatory phone verification>restricts more and more functions behind a paywall and forces more and more adsI thank HaShem every day for not making me a goyim.
>>85580965Eyeless/mouthless anthros are so cute....Or at least you cover one of them up
>There was a post compatible vid tooFuck
Calamity's Calamom thinking about her silly husband
>>85581020Are you retarded?Wait, noCan you tell me how autistic you are?
>>85581007will do
>>85580975>>85580995>make drawpile>stop anon artists from drawing on itjust keep it in the discord next time
>>85581024I wanted to draw in the aggie, but they said i had to go through penis inspection to make sure i was circumcised first
>>85581073Because otherwise a sperg is going to fuck everything up unfortunately
>>85581073true
>>85581024
>>85581073I suggested like 4 alternative websites and you said they were shit
>>85581135Because they are, magma is still easily the best and most accessible
>>85581024>>85581073>>85581103just verified via proton and it worked fine?
>>85581024when i signed up i put literally gibberish as the mail and it let me inbefore that i would just clear site data and it would let me use the magma as guest lol
>>85581103That's racist
>>85581147>Most accessibleNo that would be Whiteboard fox>Magma is still the bestTrue but first point still stands
>>85578724
>>85581193Dumbass
Irish waifurs that park a car packed with ANFO by the shitposters houses and blowing them the fuck up
>>85581193You don't have to reply to bestiality
>>85581193actual whyboner WHYROCKHARD
>>85581193>bestiality STILL upThe mod for this board is such a lazy subhuman nigger
>>85581216But....it's just THERE. SITTING ON THE GROUND
>>85580302I went through my folders and this is what I found on first glance, I guess I didn't save as many tim and riley's as I thought, sorry if I got your hopes up. Let me know if any of those look unfamilar to you. Im sure you've checked furarchiver already also?>>85580335no and i hate that guy
>>85581226Horsepussy was quite literally made for human men
>>85581238I got a warn for reporting the shitter so he's always up when it's time to defent his precious niggered!
>>85581238Is it against 4chan rules though? It's a red board and it's not bestiality
>>85581238wonder where the jannie applications go
>>85581226The horse pussy calls brother
>>85581254Ye I checked furarchiver already, didn’t find that one I shared, so I have my hopes that there are more drawings of Riley out there
>>85581331You literally can't even apply for this board. It's madness.
>>85581342waifurs who can do this are fucking hot
>>85581342leafan my beloved sexo pander
>reside on the least moderated board on the site>be shocked moderators don't moderate the threads
Don't date anthro women guys. Whenever they get frisky and you guys start doing the deed, she will DEMAND you go in unprotected and will try to get knocked up. No wonder they have so many teen pregnancies
>>85581395only foxes do this btw
>>85581395Nobody ever tell you just how rabid they are to get a husband. Be careful with your waifurs, or you'll have kids numbered in the tens...
>>85581437and bunnies
>>85581254I think (just double checked) I haven’t seen that bottom left one before, is that Riley in one of those sketches?
>>85581395You say this like it's a bad thing...
biiiiiiiiiiiiig stretch
>>85581395>No wonder they have so many teen pregnanciesMy fault, sorry.
>>85581002>>85581035He's gonna hear some noises through the wall of her and her hung black boyfriend
>>85581487girl you're so boobs
im so horny i could fuck a horse
>>85581462no, bunnies are very respectful and chasteyou would never see a bunny forcing someing into sudden unprotected sex in a public bathroom 8 minutes after meeting him for the first time. only foxes do that
>>85581544uhmm I watched the news and I'm pretty sure that was a bunny
>>85581226Humans are the only animals on Earth capable of bringing mares to orgasm btw
>>85581544That's what a bunny who wants to disarm human men would say...
>>85581579that means if god exists he made this possible for some VERY GOOD reason...
>>85581475>will try to get knocked upWrong pic I presume?
>>85581599I think in Greek mythology, horses only exist because a man decided to fuck the first mare
>>85581579People say this shit but never prove it.
>>85581624I've seen the proof on /b/
>>85581607Marrow's inability to achieve as much, does not deter her attempts to do so!! (Also I was just looking for creampie pics, I completely forgot that impregnation was also described lol)
>>85581624what are you talking about lots of people get arrested for buggering horses
>>85581651amazing
>>85581541woah
>>85581624Given how stallions may be big but are one pump chumps, I think it's pretty obvious why.
>>85581651fuck yeah I love sportsball now
>>85581475Even if she could get pregnant, you'd never know who the father is
>>85581687But then why would horses evolve to not orgasm from the one pump?
>>85581707Female orgasm is completely unnecessary for procreation
>>85581707Is the female orgasm necessary for the insemination? No? Then why would they? Ducks reproduce by literal rape for example.
>>85581707Evolution isn't a conscious thing, dummy
>common claim among horse men is that horse women don't orgasm
>>85581735Perhaps it's a benefit that women don't orgasm.
>>85581719Goodsex is doubleplusgood
fuck is wrong with you
bizarre how furfags made horses into the chad "steal yo girl" species
>Horsebois can only orgasm only once or twice, while humans can endlessly fuck mares without a hitch
>>85581724Duck women are into it because they're disgusting waterfowl creatures that don't truly belong in the air. They're filthy, their feathers are coated with mud due to being on the ground all the time probably too.
>>85581758What should I start with? Physical or mental?
>>85581355I searched for the twitter filenames and found a few >>85581464no, sorry, just a regular patecko image, wasn't sure if you were collecting Patecko Originals in particular, or just tim and rileyssame goes for the bottom left one here
>>85581475Poor guy is getting some lizard aids
Horses are sexy(You) should fuck a horsehttps://youtu.be/J3RWdamlUTU?t=8
>>85581464I still think its a good image so i will post it
>>85581719>>85581724It's part of procreation. It's mostly used by species that have multiple males copulate with one female in a row as a means of stopping the "spree" as the female will refuse to mate after one. Kind of a reverse knot thing.This isn't the case for horses since they are a harem species and might be atavistic hence why they can't reach it in nature.But female orgasm very much does play a part in procreation/insemination. Evolution doesn't do things just for fun, even when it's in a very roundabout way.
>>85581796Men cannot be raped by women. It's a conse- wait a minute this isn't /adhg/
>>85581796the severe biting and blood loss is not a turn on
>>85581827im immune to all rapein adhg anyway because i consent no matter what adhgwomen hate this one trick!
>>85581777I have already seen those but you know what? I appreciate the effort, have an edit. If you find more pls share it here I check this place almost daily
dolphin pussy waifur who dates humans because all dolphin males are necrophiliac rapists
>>85581839I agree but only on the "severe" part.
I like where this thread is going...
>>85581839Yeah I don't know wtf is up with that "kink" there's nothing wrong with love bites but that's just straight up snacking
>>85581868Love the muscular arm, very hot. Would let her finger me after rimming me, splendid body type
>>85581827I would be pretty upset if I was raped by an anthro woman who isn't my wife. I guess I've just never been particularly into femdom in the first place. I think this narrative of guys always liking it is pretty gay and retarded in general as a result. The Romans or Greeks were onto so insofar as femdom is gayer than gay sex.
>>85581857Cracking open a bag of Retards hell yeah boy
>>85581857damn, yea thats probably all I got, hopefully you've collected all there is out there in the worldsick edit btw
>>85581893She wouldn't just rim youShe'd give you the rusty trombone
>>85581914even if you're just shitposting, that's hot as fuck to me
>>85581868This anon looks too fat and retarded for me to relate. Dude sorta looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome or something
>>85581741Horse woman a broken and shivering wreck after one minute of sex with a human.
>>85581868I'm cool with love bites but only if I can reciprocate.
the xi dog
>>85581904Thanks, one of this days I’ll post the rest of them, most of them are under work anyways
Fornication with hags.
>>85581939the HAG dog
>>85581914You were the one that mentioned asslicking first, I just think it's better when you get a handy as well
>>85581929>clit pops out>catch it and annihilate it until she physically can't take it anymore
>>85581926That's just Slavic DNA. They all look like they have drink parents
>>85581914Hot as fuck??
>>85581952>capital letterYou're leaking patreon stuff again you faggot
>>85581839fuck you, thats the best part of the set
What a weird thread.
>>85581929Anyone packing more than 4 inches is bigger than any horsey male
>>85581952>leakingDon't be a Socks
>>85581961>dad is a literal gigachad>he is a potato faceno wonder he lets a fox walk all over him
>>85579928>Gyaru waifur becomes an amateur warrior>She asks that she now be referred to as an "Ashigyaru"
>>85581996I read it somewhere that if a 200 pound man were to be "hung like a horse" he would actually only have 5 inches
>>85581992Now she's going to expect a boner, isn't she.You do know how boners are made, don't you?
What if hoopcatBut with a chubby tummy
>>85582024i can figure something out
>>85581983>>85581998This is the last place I would've expected people to gaf about someone leaking gaytreon stuff
>>85581254>bottom-leftoh hey that's the one that brought me to /hmofa/ years ago
>>85582021Yeah, you know which animals are the most hung when it comes to cock/body ratio?Bats.
>>85579898>"i AM serious! Would!
>>85582032Oh ho, way ahead of you.
>>85582041Why would I encourage some faggot leaking content made by someone who regularly posts it here anyway?
>>85582041I mean he's cool with the thread, and he already makes them public in a week, leaking is just bad sportThe thing that really annoys me though is that he specifically gives us the art earlier, so when people leak it takes away his opportunity to do so, it's a real dick move imo
>>85582048Does this mean they also have the largest sloshers? Oh please god let it be true...
>>85582041In all likelihood it's probably the guy himself or a couple pisscord simps that're complaining.
>>85582041shitposters have done it before in an attempt to make lorepaw leave
>>85582021Yeah, hung like a horse is simply a bad comparison if we're talking comparative mass. Even if it was talking only about length, that would be an absolute pencil dick with a narrow urethra that would put Hank Hill to shame.
>>85582041The dickriders live in a state of perpetual worship. You must not offend lorepaw in any way or you will feel their wraith.
Oh noooohttps://pawchive.pw/patreon/user/159280650How awfuuuuul
>>85582100>example right above my postriveting
>>85580277"Catch phrase."
>>85582041Leaking is a moral obligation, working class helping each other against an evil businessman (the faggot artist)It truly represents communism better than any government or political movement ever
>>85582098No I'm a thread anon, I think it's a dick move, it takes away his opportunity to post the art himself
>>85580328HA! That's a trick question! You didn't have breakfast!
>>85582127You sound like a faggy libsoc, fuck off.
>>85582127>he's a tankieWe already know you're a subhuman retard, you don't need to dig yourself deeper.
Damn that really sucks
>>85579834Bogos Binted
>>85582127>>85582106>>85582098>>85582041
>>85582041He usually posts them a bit earlier here himself and keeps the off-topic stuff out. No point in leaking since all of his content is made public, I only leak paywalled crap by faggots.
>>85582024>>85582039do NOT tell her that boners are made out of blood, or she might do something crazy
>>85582148Dickrider
>>85580508tooouch...
I like it when drawfags post here so I can bait them into drawing more
>>85582138>>85582141Fags who cant take satire
>>85582142built for kisses
>>85581395> No wonder they have so many teen pregnanciesYou mean teen marriages.Dumb humie foid.
>>85582062Made for humie heads to rest on
>>85582168i'll figure out how to hook blood bags up to myself or something to keep me going
>>85582181No you just suck
>>85582130Locking content behind a paywall is a classically disliked move everywhere. There's nothing wrong with throwing a good artist a few bucks of your own volition but when said artist(s) try to make it mandatory, it becomes reasonable for an anon to post it.
>>85580690>>85580728WHITER!
>>85582198Brace faces are truly the most optimal kissing partners
>>85582138>>85582141was a pretty obvious joke lads
>>85582234Now reread your post like a 5 year old and explain to me how that applies to Lorepaw, when he makes them public a few days later and even earlier for us as a gift
>>85582207Donating blood to my friend so he can keep having bitey sex with his bat waifurBrothers in arms help each other always
>>85582256A time lock is still a lock.
>>85582256Tell it to people that leak his shit to Pawchive
its okay to post lp patreon art here his paypigs can keep screeching all they want
>>85582142I don't like you posting it here early butMy fucking God bat women are so cute it's unreal, I want to drift to sleep on her lap pillow, wake up while she's still sleeping so I can spend hours admiring her face and then when she wakes make out with her bracer laden mouth.I want to kiss that nose and ears so much man it's unreal.
>>85582234lp doesn't paywall afaik unlike this fag https://files.catbox.moe/x493kz.mp4
This general is completely fucked. If it isn't people leaking lorepaw's art early to shit up the thread, the same fags are making shitted spam and trying to drive off some other drawfag. This place has never been this shit before.
desu I stopped supporting lorepaw on patreon after I found this thread