/vrlg/ - Virtual Reality Lewd General #4003"Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate"™Goat Sex EDITION>New to VR? Start here or on /vrg/: https://rentry.org/4tzqs>18+ Avatar Resources:https://booth.pm/en/items?tags%5B%5D=VRChat&adult=only (Anime models)https://boothplorer.com/items/adult (Use to find assets related to your base)https://gumroad.com/discover (Use to find tech, furry thread is down the block)https://files.catbox.moe/mvgt8p.zip (Bag o' dicks)https://files.catbox.moe/8jvx7e.png (seamless cock matching)>Guide to Avatars utilizing the VCC:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSwMz4WcajQ>OpenVR Advanced Settings (contains playspace mover):https://github.com/OpenVR-Advanced-Settings/OpenVR-AdvancedSettings/releaseshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1009850/OVR_Advanced_Settings/>Other resources (downloads at your own risk):https://rentry.org/vrlgextras>Tierlisthttps://vrg-tierlist.misakanet.page/>Upcoming Events:OP template rentry: https://rentry.org/vrlgrentryy/editPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85601080>Sisterthread>>>/bant/vrlg/
Tummy Tuesday?
>>85619475this pink creature makes my dick extremely hard
>>85619539There's tummy in this technically
Tummy and tit
>>85619699rape
>>85619708She is rape shaped
>>85619699Which body is this?
>>85619766Mayo
>>85619827yoooooMayo will be my next base.
Need biboo cosplay sex..
>>85619699gacha sluts make me horny
Which house are you ?
I LOVE AUTO-STROKING YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>85620273griffinwhore or sliterinn
>>85620273My first gf made me take one of those tests to decide what you are and it said I was Ravenclaw, whatever that means. I never saw hairy pooper.
thank god for third party discord apps so I can make niggers vanish forever
I just came so fucking hard. God I made a mess
>>85620406small load energy desu
>>85620406im still gooning lol pretty close tho
pumping my goonpole to thic plapbitches till i splurt porngunk
>>85620553What would get you over the finish line?~
>>85620572shakes my wobblemeat slampig badonkadonk in your face
>>85620584cunny
>>85619475>another gross fat pig as the opGetting tired of this.
>pedoEw nvm
>>85619539do I add a womb tattoo...? if so, what kind?
>>85619741raped shaped people
>>85620627add one shaped like a cumshot
>>85620626shoot ur shot im edged af lol>>85620627QOS
>>85620627Mexican flag
>>85620627Edgar
bros I have to find the avatar i have to find the one I can't stop thinking of. IM are they here?TALK TO ME I NEED YOU. Im sorry I thought you were ugly but now i cant stop thinking of you please
big darktide update today i hope you're ready
>>85620949I'd play darktide with you.
>>85620949currently respeccing all my dudesvet feels pretty good
vrfu for this feel?
>>85621092Cat goddess
>>85620627fuck back off to the furries
>>85621127No. He puts out on the spot he can stay
>>85620949alt-girl yuru is a good yuru but what's the point if you won't smear lipstick on my dick
>>85620627pawprint
I post here for attention knowing that I can just pretend to put out knowing that the majority of people here would never actually approach me in vrc
>>85621277it's more fun to actually put out
>>85620762I know who they are but I'm not telling you
>>85621092this but instead of foot it's food
>>85621092
Need steppies...
>>85620762huh?
>Come home from a hard day of work>Open Firefox>It looks worse than beforeThey're paying some jeet $70,000 a year to come up with these UI changes
>>85620994>>85620997new update is good!i'm biased though cause i play ogryn and the coolest new weapon is an ogryn weapon>>85621225thank you!as for that other comment that's up to you to make it happen
i should play dorktide...
>>85621558>she installs updatesishygddt
>>85621670if you ever add a pp to your avatar I would never leave you alone (jk but I would thirst respectfully from a safe distance)
could really need a handjob rn..
>>85619699NEED sex with you, where can I find you?
>>85621732It auto updated :(
could really do with killing myself rn..
>>85621904Could I get a blowjob before you do
>>85621723hop on cs
>>85621740oh well if you're ever bored you should try anyway, i've managed to provoke some of the bottomiest bottoms into topping
Nude beach when
>>85622117Tonight
>>85621670but you don't like oral
would u guys binge this with me if i hosted it tonight
>>85622203ya probably
>>85622203Yes
>>85622203That's gonna be kinda weird since the main actor has absolutely zero memory of filming the original due to extreme sports accidents
>>85622203can we watch the old show instead
>>85622203No
>>85622230>due to extreme sports accidentsis that what they call weinstein rape ptsd now?
>>85622203If we bang instead of watching it sure
>>85622203i only like dark esoteric shows where everything ends in tragedy
>>85622203I don’t know
>>85622203can you repeat the question
>>85622251He exploded in a race car
>>85621558>auto updates on softwaredeserved desu
>>85622209>>85622221good enough for me, will host @ 9pm>>85622230thats kind of wild... im sure they did ok, i hope he's alright though..>>85622232the new season is 4 episodes, the old show is 152. im not sure we can binge 150 episodes in one night gamer...
>>85622203Absolutely. Can we make out as we watch?
>>85621904not if i kill you first
https://x.com/PiShock_Toys/status/2104831165450563667?s=20Looks like there some retard drama between PiShock and BabbleFurries being backstabbing cocksuckers, IMAGINE MY SHOCK!
>>85622566>discord moderator dramayou literally cannot make this shit up
>>85622566More like the pishock guy was being scummy.>get told not to stock v1 for frame because v2 was coming>do it anyway>v2 comes out and orders are cancelled>complain and babble cuts ties with you>cry more
>>85622566I'm not watching this but having a fedora + green screened room is fucking hilarious.
>>85622566HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hmu for erp
>>85622337sry actually 10:30pm>>85622257i'll turn on sps for you but im going to be watching my show>>85622370you are welcome to try and steal my attention but this is my CHILDHOOD SHOW!!!
>>85622652I'm going to bed... alone... so later babe :3
>>85622662Disinterested sex works for me
>>85622566I was really curious to see how the Babble v2 ended up. Guess this means it's never coming at all.
>>85622652hi sex
need a kipfel armpitjob
>>85622695me except im delusional all the time
I wouldn't mind disinterested steppies...
>>85622743What about steppies while i have a disgusted face on the entire time haha..
>>85622957Please...
>>85622743thank you for reminding me to add a phone to my avatar so I can ignore anons while doing things to them
>>85622971Hint?
>>85621842I'm around, I'll come to the watch along tonight if I finish this avatar work.
>>85623031it's arrowslash
Why do all the orbiters hang in Nep's discord?
>wanna take more pictures of the onahole model >cant hold the camera because no hands Kinda pain
>>85623050why is it always them?
>>85623034Alright see you there if you end up going otherwise I'll keep an eye out for you, good job on her
>>85623141Please sir a CRUMB of female attention
>>85623141It’s basically an echo chamber for foids. Anytime they need a hit of dopamine or attention it’s basically free there
>>85623141I wonder which leaderfag this is. Mad everyone ditched yours for the foid?
>>85623343Nah I just enjoy seeing the same people in there day in and out
Yeah hes mad LMFAO
>>85623141I have no where else to go
>>85622652loli erp or big fat futa erp
>>85621326Tell me please
>>85623141Either neps or asari cords, that’s how grim shit has gotten here
QRD on the nepcord?
i will never go to your redditcord bant thread post purple glowstick horse cock or GTFO spergster
Most obvious selfpost ever lol
>>85623944Foid discord, ID and Nep are there so their cliques hang in vc all day
qrd on the common names posted?
>>8562428775% of the time anytime someone is name dropped it’s that person looking for an excuse to avatarfag and get engagement and that’s not even a joke
>>85624287asari grooms newfags arrowslash likes feetnep is a foidspergster is a nigger with fat titsdot is a pedo nigger with fat tits
Credit or Debit?
Even: sleep in bedOdd: sleep in vr with sps on
>>85624268You telling me people join this discord just to give foids attention and a shot at pussy?
>>85624491i should do this next time i'm with him...
>>85624699The jokes write themselves
Last time I slept in VR with my sps on nobody even joined the instance...
>>85624744I fell asleep with SPS on and got my ass filled. Skill issue.
*reads thread**barfs everywhere*hehe.. sowwy
>>85624356>asari grooms newfagsand yet no one's groomed me. disappointing.
>>85625069only bpdemons get groomed you have to grind thru friendship levels like the rest of us
>>85624372rape rape rape rape rape rape rape
>>85625320>only bpdemons get groomedAND YET, NO ONE'S GROOMED ME. DISAPPOINTING!
>>85622685This is actually good news for it, the reason the v1's took fucking forever was because of PiShock
>>85621723hop on war dogs, blue team needs YOUR help! GO GO GO HUTT HUTT HUTT HUTT
>>85622230this is such a stupid fucking rumorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j38OAU-FANEhe says he doesnt remember because to him the acting was just a parttime job he had that he didnt care much for and had no idea the show was popular.
how do I get JBL bouncing on it ?
>darktide>wardogsdire...
>>85619475bed breaking sex with every goat NOW!!!
>>85627440ok sand nigger
how do I get EN bouncing on it ?
how do I get ES bouncing on it ?
how do I get ET bouncing on it?
>>85627726he's wife pilled you cant
>>85627756Hasn't stopped me before.
this is not waht i meant to findanyways eta ~30
>>85623366>seeing the same people in there day in and outalmost like its friends coming to hang out
>>85623141imagine having friends
>>85623141extremely grim roster
the vc uptime has been a plaguewhy do you always need to have people in your fucking ears
>>85628074silent loneliness is soulwrenching
>>85628119why arent you comfortable with yourself and your thoughts?
>>85628119i wish i were alonediscord pings annoy me, phone calls annoy me, text messages annoy me, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE
>>85628119idk bout that one desufeeling isolated and like you never belong despite being in a group setting is far worse
>>85628162just turn them off or close the programs?>>85628157i am its just much more boring
>>85628173i go invis on discord but i just cant turn off my phone because i have responsibilities
>>85628163exactly this, whether im there or not doesnt matter
>>85627224gim evenbut i am working on voice changer stuff for VR on my other PC while i play
>>85627966Not a single person here is worth a conversation with
just a cutie patootie causing problems on purpose been really happy with how this look came together lately, she’s feeling sooo much more like me now :3 #VRChat #VRC #VRChatPhotography
>>85628197this guy gets it
>>85628262Serg post
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicome watch malcolm in the middle, i will begin in like 10m or something so cum fasdttrthttps://vrch.at/w36zue9h
>>85628262GROSS
>>856279665 foids...Imagine the smell
>>85628438oh ill cum alright when I redeem it
>>85627966this isnt even grim anymore, its just plain sad
>>85627966Jesus christ this is worse than the asaricord picture. Perfect place for people with zero inner monologue and need a flood of voices to drown out the possibility of forming a genuine thought.
>>85627966>KitsdeltaSo much for "moving on from 4chan" you larper
>>85628752hi oshywatt
Am I dumb? What's all these posters replying as if the image is a discord voice chat crop?
>>85628764esl-kun...
>>85628758fuck off schizo, deadlock patch is out
>>85628790Please explain. I'm genuinely confused
>>85628438is the cute sparkle model person there...
I'd kill me if it didnt mean i would dieextreme self-loathing and disgust
>>85628910that's what cigarettes are for
I must not kill myself, killing myself is the myself killer
>>85628813It’s just niggers seething that they aren’t invited to the foid cord
>>85628813it's foid photoshopped
>>85628752Has there ever been anyone who said they were going to leave and move on and actually did it?
>>85629326moot
>>85619475Are there any real women at these meetings or its been just men sucking my dick in VR all along?
I want attention
>>85629462my little moo
>>85629451I can't speak for others, but I'm a man so i apologise, i have a lot of practice though
>>85629451there are women here, but you'll get filtered and overwhelmed by the countless seething fags and chuds here that lose their minds that anyone could find a woman slightly more appealing to interact with than them
>>85629451All men. Old men too, 30+ easy. You'd be repulsed by them if you saw them irl, let alone smelled them. They would be by you too. But the dick sucking was good or you wouldn't have used the plural form.
>decide to start ERPing in vrchat>actually kind of enjoy it>at about the end of one session the other person moans>it's a guy>I've been sucking a guys dick the whole time
>>85629326From here? I can think of a few. From VR/4chan? None come to mind. Even when a few have gotten gfs they come back after the breakup, just a matter of time.
>>85622203malcom in the middle was good on its era, it struggles to hold material to carry an entire episode at timesstill better than most shit pushed out today as series, the humor just doesn't land all the time like it used to
>>85624372fiat *inserts coin*
>>85629462Hi
I gooned too close to the sun....
>>85630302busted a nut on the beach, the sand in my ass crack and the stain on my jeans are the only memories of being a little closer to heaven..
bored
>>85630360Hello bored
>>85630360Same I could touch you in the plane again if you want
>>85623141Isn’t she a tranny?
>>85630376Come play Takt of Tact with me
I don't understand whyis SPS being like this
>>85623141white noise while reading and no other friends
>>85630499It changed from being selecting the avatar to giving it a body mesh, drag body_base into that body mesh field.
>>85630517didnt fix it cant add sockets
Horny
>>85622203thank you all for coming to watch!!!it was very cute, the humor wasnt on point as was said always but a lot of the themes were nice and i love how they maintained everything the same and kept the characters close, it was also kinda neat to see all the old actors again (dewey.... :()
>>85630675You should post your avatar in lewd poses instead of pictures then! Use your own porn stash as inspiration.
>>85630070>the humor just doesn't land all the time like it used toYou have no sense of humor
>>85630802ok working mans stephen colbert writer, your set didn't age well and got repetitive
>>85630675maybe I have to take advantage of you in an alleyway again..
>if you're stupid enough you might think it's pro working class but in reality it is the same voyueristic ridicule as yani neko with moments of humanizing moments just to twist the knife in the wound>oh btw he's a genius and the reason people are poor is because they just don't apply themselves t late 1990's economy and bush erathe show is fun when you're too young to get it
>oh watch out, here comes a justifying lecture from the relatable working class man who gets up every morning, what a banger standing ovation, he sure showed that boss man>poor people aren't crying themselves to sleep, look they're having a blaaast and being goofy
>>85630856you should take pictures of yourself abusing him in an alleyway
>if your eldest son is listening to that loud rock and roll music just forcefully enlist them in the military academy
>>85630945>them
only thing that changed is that you got old enough to notice that things were shit from the get go, the actually good entertainment that wasn't outright propaganda were flukes
>>85630953not my fault your language requires gendered pronouns, at least your chairs don't have dicks and your tables don't have tits like the fucking latin based languages
I find myself laughing more at Tweets made by random chuds on Twitter than any show slop written by "comedians" and "writers" now
if you use the word chud unironically in day to day talk you're a moron who gets their balls tickled by buzzwords
I'm such a fat fucking chud....
Yeah the guy above me definitely finds sitcoms funny
>>85631009hi luck
>>85631018Wrong! :3
>>85631014always sunny in philadelphia was funny, the office was funny, fresh prince of belair was funny but didn't age wellyou're right, sitcom as a medium is inherently unfunny especially with the laugh track, some of them are just funny enough to be funny outside of their genrerewatch fresh prince of belair and try to not see the propaganda, watch frasier and friends and try to unsee the daily life of jews from it
quizz time: how many episodes did it take for fresh prince of belair to turn black on black / gun violence from quirky intro thing into a serious topic addressed in the episode? don't be shy fans
I guess this is why I can't watch friends anymore
>>85631067It's in the intro anon
>>85631078whatch friends cum? whatch friends fuck? wdym
>>85631078you can, you just can't unsee ithttps://youtube.com/shorts/JWiGbKNP2y4>>85631089reading comprehension is an important part of any debate
>>85631026>braces>flat>sheer dress>nopanYeah I'm thinking it's rape.
>>85631153Please don't rape my daughter wife, that's mine to rape and groom tyvm.
Whatever happend to J&J?
>>85631123didnt start blowing me :(
>>85631188on a new account talking to foids
>>85631095This is trash nigga >>>/TV/
>>85621558>using jewfox in the big 26ishygddt, they sold out to data scrapers a long time ago lots of good forks are available if you search
>>85627833let me suck plz
Without being caged, how do you use a vibe wand?
>>85627833no let ME suck
>>85631215be glad, because what if you cum hard during malcom in the middle and your brain gets rewired to only being able to cum if you put the show in the background
>>85631336press around frenulum with decent amount of pressure, feels good. though if it's a full size hitachi, it's a very strong stimulation
>>85631162I wish someone would rp as my daughter. If they did I'd probably blow my brains out the next day.
>>85631358But then you'd make your daughter sad.
Remember when we had a blast talking about the biggest vrg cuck bullace? Hahahha good times
>>85631510there are bigger cucks now
>>85631516list them
>>856315381. you
>>85631538(You)(You)(You)(You) (You)
>>85631358Would you fuck your daughter, because I would absolutely turn my daughter wife(male) into a sopping wet mess after I'm done. Kinda reminds me of a doujin about someone's bratty daughter or something. Was a good read
>>85631619i uh, whatSure in fantasy but i wouldn't tell anyone
>>85631619I'm not into incest so sorry no I would be instantly turned off. Being called daddy in general is just a massive turnoff too.
>>85631636damn. one day i'll find my incestfu
>>85631619There's some more messed up stories like that, for example daughter and father confiding in each other, that they are both undesirable and lonely and find companionship with each other which makes it a bit more sad than hot, but also something that's grounded in a very real emotion so it's bound to critically hit some people.
>>85631619
I wouldn't do anything to my own daughter if I had one but I sure as hell would fuck my sister if I had one
>>85631644I'm more into sibling play
>>85629630Someone forgot one of the rules of the internet kek.also how did you not expect this?
>>85631026I want to have this creature suck me off.
>>85631753It's the gloryhole 4chan post but changed to vrchat lingo
>>85631787Why the fuck didnt I notice this sooner. I am such a fat chud holy fuck
QRD on bullace? Must have been before my time
The QRD is that you are a drama faggot and should kill yourself right now
>>85630892yani neko is fun desu so was og malcom in the middle idk about the new one
>>85631825This. If you miss it you miss it.
>>85631932og malcolm in the middle was fun when you watched it during its airing / reruns, yani neko is fun too but it has undertones of taking a piss out of the lost generation and how they coped with falling through the cracks
Bullace had a vrfu and bought her 4 headsets and wanted to move in with her. The vrfu then cheated. Thats it. Btw isuress is now a popular streamer
>>85631977i am that generation tho, this is me that's why i like it
>like and retweet posts>follow>doesn't follow backfuck you cunt
>>85632095you sound like a 14 year old girl grow up loser
>vrc friends on twitter>follow them>they don't follow backShould I remove them from vrc?
>rando follows me on twitter>they retweet weird fetish porn>doesn't follow them back
>>85632112yes unironically
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