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first for hot dog fantasies
Dicks out for Lynn
what the dog doin
not to fond
Anthro ass, pussy and feet belong to human men.
Widefurs....
>>85682499We're on our third batch of bi-weekly story prompts!Our last batch was>Dark clouds and distant thunder had dominated the sky for days now, and...>Cruising down the highway in the dead of night was always relaxing for...>New restaurants were always nice to try, but the food at this particular place smelled...The entries for it were>Untethered - prompt oneshotA story of a soldier encountering a rather unnerving wolfly woman of the supernatural variety.>Deer in the headlightsDoe lady winds up in over her head after a vehicular mishap>The horned doeAfter failing at life, a man hydroplanes off the road and into a fairy tale scene>Untitled By Hamlet of TroyA cat woman and a man named Barry fall victim to a random chimp event while stopped at a gas station>Lucky Find by AnonA man and a horse woman on a far off alien world encounter each other in the night, and discover something quite unusualSO, next we have three new prompts for your consideration:>The fog was thick, the air was cold, and the...>Gold and bronze leaves adorned the trees in the...>Dark twisting corridors wound their way through...Write us something quick, anything from 2k to 10k words, and let's see what's on your mind. Amateurs or people who have never written are especially encouraged to partake.
>>85682516imagine how intimate it would be to let an avian girl feed you beak-to-mouth
>>85682550bridefurs...
How does one find feet/paws sexually arousing?
>>85682571i still don't know how to feel about this
>>85682571kill yourself instantly
Cate my beloved is in the Fortnite shop.
>>85682579Many animals are herd species...
>>85682588Also the new bnnuuuuuuy
>>85682571Hoopcat poly...
>>85682591And yet single digits are harem species.
>>85682579i love drawligator, but i have zero interest in this one. monogamy is the only way.
>>85682570VERY intimate. It’ll be referenced after I rewrite a chunk of the chapters. Stay tuned, fren.
>>85682571one of her boobs is bigger than the other
>>85682635it's being shoved up/squished, it's an illusionor at least that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Who would his waifur be?
>>85682579honestly you don't have to have feelings about it. The idea that everyone needs an opinion on everything is retarded.
>>85682681i also look at art for the purpose of feeling nothing
>>85682571I know how I feel about this one
There are people in this very thread who just want sex, and do not love their waifur.The majority of real people going out and getting laid do this.This should not depress me so much, but it does.
>>85682681>don't have opinions, don't think, just consuuuuumeAnd I though only anthros can be cattle animals.
>>856826814chunguses are as bratty and catty as actual women, who would've thunk it.
>>85682549cool oyster
>>85682571I know exactly how I feel about this, and I think its fucking rad as hell.
>>85682692I mean, a piece of art evoking nothing in you is a legitimate reaction.>>85682711That is not at all what I said.
>>85682714o n e r u l e
Shitposter hunters are just as bad as shitposters.
>>85682698you say thisand yet breeding expies
>>85682711some people don't like to figure out what they think of somethingpretty cringe
I only endorse monogamy with fluffy women and human males.
>>85682668Arabian Red fox
I am okay with monogamy and incestuous harems
>>85682711Also holy shit after Billie my whole "Goat" folder is just her.And that's good.
>>85682761I only endorse polygamy between fluffy women and a human male.
I deleted all your images of hm/af and replaced them with AxA of your waifur, then I peed in your toilet reservoir.
>deltatrannies living up to the stereotype
>>85682818I am sorry that you will never experience true love(I wont either but you wont even more).
i only endorse (1) human male on (1) female anthro content
>>85682787>three results on e621>two are scientific posters and one is a furboiThis needs to be fixed ASAP
>>85682576I get nothing sexual from it, but I find anthros with human feet much less interesting.
>>85682797monke cousins harem...
>>85682668Arabian Mare
I endorse either (1) human male on (1) female anthro content OR(1) human male on (1) male anthro bottom content
>>85682862All deer anthro should be required by law to have hands + hoovesHands + Feet is sacrilegiousHooves + Hooves is wat
>>85682876ew, gays are gross
>>85682741a e i o u
>>85682876That's fair because if we take all the furry women furbros need options too I doubt all our foids will be willing to take a furbro but for the rejected the pink hmoba pill is viable
I'll keep replying to everyone I don't like in the thread how much I don't like them. That'll surely drive them away and improve the thread. No one ever told me that's stupid so I must be doing the right thing. It is the right thing and it works, right?
I worms
>>85682576Because they feel good on my dick
>>85682816She's just so cute.
>>85682576I find every part of my waifur sexually arousing - talons, tail from tip to base, the legs, the arms, the teeth, the tongue, the lips, the eyes and on and on and on.I don't rate paws above anything else but they are undeniably a sexually arousing part of an incredibly attractive woman.
>"Hey Averi, I noticed you were really freaked out about that hair straightener being broken and I...:>"Wait, why do I smell fur dye...?"
>>85682876home of sexual
>>85682848kekKeep coping, purityfag
>>85682876I endorse this because my penis compels me to agree.
>>85682892fur bros need love too however this is not the thread for it
>>85682945They can have human women, I don't care
Loreplap is an honorary female anthro in my book
>>85682931My Waifur became more niglike...
I'm dumping that weird wolf girl and get myself a hot human girlfriend. Goodbye.
>>85682931Please post the real version of Nigeri
>>85682576I don't understandthey are part of her so there is no way I couldn't find them attractive
>>85682958he gets a pass for thread creator reasons, but only him...
>>85683009Based
>>85682873Not really fair when monkey girls are so playful.
The hardest concept to grasp is that shitposters thrive on negative attention. Every insult flung at them only motivates them to continue, it's their fuel, without which they'd starve and move on. Every post replying to them is a post derailing the thread, and pushing it towards the bump limit.The shitposter knows he is not welcome here, he knows that he will get attention here. It is the only reason he is present in the thread. It is impossible to bully them out of the thread.The only winning move is not to play.Yet it'll keep happening, over and over and over again, and the result will always be the same. Ruined threads.
>>85682983Plot twist: she was a werewolf
>>85683025This but replace shitposter with retards who constantly complain about the quality of the threads
>>85682761I'm good with bigamy including one small fluffy girl and one big fluffy girl.
>>85682744Hot take?I think shitpost hunters are worse.They do literally everything shitposters do with 1/2 the effort since a shitposter wants to create a fuss.shitpost hunters- or as they're actually called: Concern trolls- are people who shit up threads entirely unironically in the name of defending them.A shitposter comes in the room and says "look at how hard I can piss!"A concern troll then makes 50 of the next 100 posts in the back and forth arguing and screaming and crying that "this anon right here is pissing way too hard!"Like that wasn't the fucking point of the behavior.
>>85683056big amy?>Including one small fluffy girl and one big fluffy girlOk I think I get it now
>>85682892>>85682933Bisexual.Furbros deserve to be happy.
>>85682529>>85682583>>85682839>>85682919>>85682931>>85682986>AveriNothing but bait and shitposts btw.Have a real waifur pic.
If bunnies didn't share a husband between two-to-five sisterwives then there would be no human men left for other waifurs.
>>85683061Shitpost hunters tend to perpetuate shitposters through the lolcow effect as well.Lolcow orbiters are unironically scum though
>>85683061
>>85683105>Predator waifur eats bnuuyies on the regular
>>85682924No doubt about that.I just wish I had some cute HMOFA SFW stuff with her.
>>85683094they can have human women
>>85683095What are you talking about>>85682919Isn't a shitpost
>>85683095Looks like she wiped the wrong direction
>>85683123He doesn't like my waifur
>>85683095
>>85683108Ultimately I admit that "both sides are retarded" trademark>>85683116This isn't the own you think it is.You aren't 7oomer little bro, sit down.
>>85683105Buns are the polygamy species, they just wouldn't be comfortable without a half a dozen other sisterwives.
>>85683119>I just wish I had some cute HMOFA SFW stuff with herLiterally every waifur ever
>>85683118
>>85683061This is why we say to IGNORE shitposters every fucking thread. If only people could listen.
>>85683120I would not wish that fate upon anyone.
>>85683061I mean c'mon bro let's be real ever since 4chan got rid of the IP counter most of the shitposters just respond to themselves in an effort to make it seem like the whole thread cares
>>85683131put the clippers downthat bushland is a protected nature reserve
>>85683161Yes, they do exactly that.So do the concern trolls """defending""" this thread.Both come in waves for a reason.This is my last post on the subject. It's hmofa from me from here on out.
>>85683161 (me)Also I'm trans if that matters btw
>>85683161Yeah I don't know why people keep forgetting that samefagging is a thing
>>85683061back in my old old days we had a sayin'>Don't feed the trolls.
>>85683145Yeas but this one especially. She just looks so lovely and cute, I can't get enough of her.
In my utopia>shitposters>metaposters>blogposters>off-topic>posters who happen to be black>foidsget permabanned
>>85683201My god... We should call it anthro dot boo...
>>85683012You just wanna imagine him nakey with his soft kitty tummy all exposed.
>>85683201but anonyou are metaposting
>>85683201I like /adhg/ but I hate all the people you hate. Will I be spared?
>>85683095Hate to break it to you anon, but you've got several Averi posters in this thread
the cheese is still fresh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWKA9Zi5-_YSo down on the cornerThe national past-time went on trialWe're talkin' baseball!I guess I'll do Sam tomorrow, maybe someone else, any ideas?
>>85683244Really pretty eyes
>>85683178his head should be over her groin but otherwise peak /afomh/ image
>>85683061What I think is worse is that these concern trolls actually believe they're helping the thread by responding to shitposters and trying to identify them. They're not samefagging shitposters, or shitposters pretending to care. They're anons that bought into their own BS and believe that they're doing the right thing.
>>85683253Morgan's BASEBALL club? THAT'S HERESY
>>85683206Wow we should call it *tears you in half with a chainsaw*
>>85683194Just give it some time.
>>85683253that guy's hair is killing me
>>85683201>>85683180Exactly 1 minute apart...
>>85683272>>85683287Discord ARTIST??? GET HYPE XISTERS!!
>>85683201>my waifur>my opinionsBut I don't remember making this post... I think im going senile
>>85683212Exactly it's why it's a perfect system>>85683222Our sister threads can exist under our wing
>>85683161It's a classic cope, but the sad reality is that samefagging like this is unnecessary, and rarely ever happens. It can also convince you that you can engage with shitposters because "they'd samefag an argument anyway", while in reality the same old dynamics are still at play. Retards keep giving shitposters attention, no samefagging needed.
>>85683178That fucking beacon
>>85683178Meanwhile... Oblivimid fans...
You can only pick one, choose wisely /hmofa/
>>85683276I wish I was able to comm more artists. Then it wouldn't be a problem at all, I have more than enough disposable income for that.Would be nice to have Billie as HMOFA character through sheer number of media created, I really like her design. I'm not sure I'd be able to make something even approaching her.
>>85683331I vote Contraria
>>85683331Imagine the loud cracks as each of their bones split apart from the pressure exerted by the heated marrow as their corpses burn
Kuromi SEXO (this is not a question)
>>85683332Be careful trying to force something like that too. A lot of times it's safer to create your own. You don't know who will make it their mission to fuck you over.
>>85683329It's honestly baffling that they doubled down on it in the remaster and even ruined the fuck out of argonians.
>>85683331If they love niggers so much, I'll turn them into niggers.By pouring tar all over them.And then...
fat fucks and slender sticcs
>>85683331I choose Cosmo's twink Absol
>>85683355>this is not a questionAnd yet the answer is TRVE
I just had to load a backup of my mod project because Morgan developed a giant hole in her chest. I was so close to completion.
>>85683371>twink PokemonNO DON'T INVOKE HIM
>>85683312Proven right not even 5 minutes later
This is exactly why the IP counter should still exist
the actual for real life no toon yesserNow moving onto TFD Guy's sheet(and hopefully start working on the story again)
>>85683408Dat ass
>>85683244the sexiest part of this cheese is the floof between the breasts
>>85683295But enough about lorepaw
>>85683390ID's would solve everything overnight. IP counters wouldn't help as much.
>>85683390Oy vey! That would ruin gookmoot's brilliant business scheme keeping this site open, you stupid gaijen!
>>85683428Dude every fucking board needs IDs NOW!!!
>>85683358>A lot of times it's safer to create your own.How do you imagine this happening?>Hello HMOFA dedicated self respecting cub aritst that isn't into some extreme fetish shit (picture missing because he does not fucking exist)! I would like to comm 50 pieces of art with a character you will now help me design!
>>85683408I forgot you were writing a story. Also, holy shit long time no see. Welcome back.
>>85683366Consider a petrol tire! Necklacing is the only thing worth mentioning ever invented by niggers. An appropriately brutal method of execution!
Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t /pol/ have ID’s yet remains shit because of all the 1pbtid jewbots?
>>85683331So the shitstain of a mod that visits /trash/ IS here, but instead of moderating, he instantly gave me a warning for reporting this.
Just got warned thanks for being an useless nigger janitor.
>>85683456>doesn't the fed board glowyeah?
>>85683466For what
>>85683456/pol/ stays shit because it's fucking /pol/ anon
>>85683408It's usually not my thing but that fishhook at top left? Hot as fuck. And the panting face square in the middle.
>>85683448Pick up a pencil, let your brain do the rest.
>>85683408damn, this bitch is PHAT
>>85683222>>85683444Is nobody gonna check my trips? God I'm so based and always right *sighs*
>>85683470I presume for the same thing I was - reporting niggered spam this subhuman does every thread.
>>85683465>>85683466Isn't our one mod a known blackedfag and VRchat gooner?
>>85683178BY TALOS I'M FUCKIN COOMINPRETTY KITTIES GOT ME SHOOTIN ROPES
Thoughts on anthro girls with weak bladders?
I love getting cucked by human men...
>>85683518They can piss on me anytime they feel like it! Not even joking, I'd drink my waifur's piss even better if it turned her on
>>85683508And others.>>85683509>modYou mean janny and yes.
>>85683331Sassy because she'd probably let people shit on her
>>85683444you should post more fenneko
>>85683518Diaper.
The amount of reasons to not put a gun in my mouth isn't zero but it's now lower than it used to beAnyone got any remedies for that? Or at least pretty fuzzy women?I was about to make some complaint but the image to textposts ratio isn't bad right now
>>85683417sharp floof
>>85683574gabby
>>85683532Based
>>85683574>I was about to make some complaintNo, I'm not helping you, as you are a concern shitter I think you should promptly hang yourself.
>>85683574warm glass of milk straight from the tap
>>85683408The harsh gravity in Mexico pulled down her tits into her ass
>>85683244Sergals are hideous no matter what artist draws them.
>>85683603Goat milk/cheese is fuckin nasty.
>>85683603Ralsei if girl is hotter than boy
>>85683574Using said gun to kill a jew banker
>>85683408what are her thoughts on davey crockett
>>85683615Goat milk is ok, fresh goat cheese is... edible, maybe an aquired taste.If it's aged at all it becomes vile and not only inedible but actively repugnant. It smells like a bum that hasn't washed in months and regularly pissed in his own pants.
>>85683603Odd that characters that produce milk always have huge while the real woman that breaks donation machines by sheer volume is rather modest.
*pukes violently*
old ladies
>>85683670Spoiler that shit. Or better yet don't post it at all.
>>85683670>woman that breaks donation machines by sheer volume is rather modest.that is kinda hot as a premise but a shame you posted a human woman
*ruins your thread*
>>85683615I had some at it was good, maybe because it was mega loaded with salt and fresh but good nonetheless
>>85683661I used to work in a deli and sampled all kinds of cheese and goat was among my least favorite. There's so many options, I don't know why anyone would pick goat.
>>85683714im happy this image failed to load for some reasoni can live in blissful ignorance
Okay I'm gonna say something.Obviously we're here to post hmofa, whether it is art from /hmofa/ in whatever form it may be, or from elsewhere. I don't mind posting solo female anthros, especially if they're canonically hmofa, I don't mind if there's only solo of them, but if you're gonna post a solo image of a generic AxA slut/commwhore character the least you could do is say something.I get it, maybe you like the design or something about it, maybe you just think she's that pretty. But then at least say something about that or hell, say something that's at all on-topic.
Waifur that sniffs your pee
>>85683670>the real woman that breaks donation machinesIt's production vs storage. You can't really store much milk in smaller breasts even if they look divine when filled and engorged. Humans, along with other large breasted mammals are storage milk producers, our young feed on large amounts at intervals.The production on the scale of that woman is an anomaly in more ways then one.
>>85682681The thread's often one moment of discomfort away from a meltdown.It shouldn't be black and white, but anons can have very strong opinions over one thing in this thread.
You people gotta learn to ignore bait.
>>85683732Like I've said, it can be an aquired taste for people from cultures that only had goats.It's the same thing with alcohols, there's no actual reason to prefer vodka to any other hard drink that actually has taste, but some people will vehemently stand by it.
>>85683756>says it while posting nothing himself
>>85683781>It shouldn't be black and whiteI agree, it should only be white.
>>85683355I like My Melody more
>>85683449>I forgot you were writing a story. Me too at this rate lmaoand thanks, I missed this place>>85683485Yeah>I said while wearing a "WET MAWS ROCK" T-Shirt>>85683500Making her chubby was the best choice I have ever done>>85683606Too much quesadillas and movie binging>>85683652She's slightly pissed about it, and will awkwardly congratulate you if you happen to be from Texas A tiny lore drop since I do these rarelyWolves in this universe are born naturally strong with little effort, so Yesa has well toned arms and killer thighs, easily leg pressing around 700lbs (that's all she does at the gym and spends the rest of the day posing at the mirror)Stamina wise tho, 2 mins in the treadmill and she will straight up fucking die
>>85683827Her ass belongs on my face, allegedly
