/dff/ - Discord Friendship FinderA thread to make friends and then GHOST them when you get bored of them and do the same thing to the next friend you make here. And be le hecking cute and wholesome to deceive them. Embark on a quest to find the next victim of your fake nice personality. Lewd with them but only when you feel like it, never when they ask for it. Keep your sexually charged posts in their DMs but never act upon them. Make sure you always lie to your friends, so they never find out about your foul personality! And make sure to shitpost about any poster you hate. And most importantly remember to LAUGH at tetofart and his poopcubeSister mogged edition
We will goon tonight
I need an Alias for my BFE ASMR persona. I was thinking Billionaire CEO Vampire.
>>85727839Who are we?
Gaming Discord server here:https://discord.gg/gfhedkmACkCome and say hi, we play everything and are in VC mostly from after work EU and NA hours
>>85728282What a trashy sentence
>>85728605Know your customer.
i need a very good friend to say that I am a good boy
>>85728956I'm not your friend (yet) but you're a good boy
>>85729020how do you know if you aren't my friend
>>85729037I think I'd recognize my friends, but if you are, nice to meet you friend!
>>85729092how do you know I am a good boy if you are not my friend
>>85729117That is the question...However, do your friends know if you're a good boy? Why would they if you don't even know if you're one
>>85729257they say I am sometimes, but I doubt myself because I have also been mean to anons in the past
>>85729275Well, the past is in the past, you may never apologize to some of these anons, so be nice to anons that you can be nice to instead! And I think ultimately, being a good or a bad boy is just words. Buuuuuuut, I've spoken to you for a little bit now, and I do think that you are a good boy
>>85729351thanks, I am only trying
>>85729357If you want I can call you a good boy often, do you have a tag?
>>85729380darkregmoss
>>857276931 2 3 5 8 13 21!
Let's enjoy our evening Friends!!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚
>>85730226yayyyy
Found a couple of AI sets with 70 pics of Jahoda getting fucked fellas
I'm so bored. And at the same time there's a million things I want to do. It makes no sense.
>>85730624it's fine don't beat yourself up over it
>>85729389they didnt tell me
Tonight's Theme. https://youtu.be/AOfaWrBwo7I
Alty is genuinely probably the most pathetic person in this thread and we had sillu and tetopoopy here
>>85731578what did she do
Looking for someone to have fun with talking about random nonsense, even if they think they're boring and see where it goes from there.tag wpter99
aoashi season starting woooooooobanger opening
>>85732120damn miku turned 39 years old? unc...
>>85728282BFE ASMR, huh? Mind giving us a sample of your work? It'd be way easier to help you figure out a persona if we knew what would fit your voice
>>85732120did you dance while listening?
>>85731578alty needs to get a grindr tranny gf so he can leave this place
I made a list of small tasks and went through them one by one. This was a very productive method.
>>85732579he's a jeet there's no way any tranny would even look at him
I'm not indian. It's not nice to spread lies.
Nothing sexier to trannies than a white boy that never sees the sun that's obsessed with indians online though
I like that I'm pale. I remember growing up and the media was pushing getting a tan as the look. That's one key moment where I became confident in the idea that beauty is subjective.
Looking for a friend to play Marvel Rivals together and have some lewd fun.Discord: wesslex
>>85733368Top or Bottom?
>>85733368Shut up fagtarded niggnigg
>>85728473I don't vc doe
Finally finished Fortune's Weave after 125hrs. Ended up doing two obelisks cause I wanted to recruit all the lords and managed to finish the game in hard/classic and the last map without losing a unit or using the blessings. Pretty darn fun all around, I give it a strong 9, 9.5 in its best moments. And just in time for spooktober too. That new Hellraiser game is looking kinda interesting but I'll keep my expectations in check as the devs seem to have made pretty whatever games so far...Could Clive Barker be the next Kojima?!
>>85736462I missed you so fucking much Cuzzypuppy don't ever leave us again
>>85736462Did you have e-sex with sillu
>>85736534Funny you mention that, two friends thought I died cause I didn't log in for two days to play and do chores. My whole socials were full of Fire Emblem stuff and I didn't want to get spoiled so I kept to myself too. I didn't think I'd like it as much as I did but I'd say they topped Three Houses with this one. Now I need to pick something to tie me up until Ocarina of Time...
>>85736747I love you I need to date you E-Sex with you was the Best.
I actually love Cuzzypuppy one of the best if not the best poster in these threads
You niggas being weird again leave her alone you'll spook her
>>85736813Cuzzy is a cute ERP beast who has like 10 alts
>>85736813Arcuzz is super chill actually. Happy that he is back
>>85736871did he have e-sex with you
Weird vibes
>>85736893yeah
>>85736994Please...
Dead
My plump princess legs are so sore please massage them at once
>>85741329If those pretty legs need attention, I’ll make sure they get it slow, gentle, and exactly the way you like
Deaaaaaaaaad threaaaaaaaaaaad
Good Morning Friends! Let's Do Our Best Today!!! (˵ •̀ ᴗ •́ ˵ )
>>85743047*Fingers you*
Is fingering alty the new big thing?
>>85743143Fingering Alty, Raping Jahoda, Harassing Yuuka is the new meta
>>85743288What do we do to speaki?
>>85743309Depends on which speaki
>>85743340Are there several ones? What do we do to each different one then?
>>85743367There's 3 speakis
>>85743386How do you know which one is which?
hi is this where i find a boyfriend?
>>85743441If you look like Fischl yes
*Kisses my gf Hime-tan*
>>85743441Yes
>>85743386No fucking elaboration thanks a lot man
>>85743441are you a top or bottom
>>85743654She's a threat
>>85743654fem bottom>>85743684i'm the least threatening thing in here..
>>85743871Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait????? Woman???????????
>>85743908mmmmm, no honey...i wishit's small, but it's down there
TRAAAAAAAAAANNNYYYYYYYYY I LOVE TRANNIES I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE TRANNIES
>>85743871>>85743966I love you.
>>85743441I can be your fwiend...
>>85743966why cant i get worshipped like this on discord in a dff group chat im such a horny tranny
>>85744048you never post images, show us your avatar
>>85744048It's not even hard? I have to make new personas just to not get too much attention and I never even tell people I'm trans
>>85744057m my avatar?
>>85743998what the heck nonny..>>85744005i'll take a friend! what's your tag?
>>85744070ye yer avy show us what 2dgirl resonate with you
>>85744074Sentineel33
>>85744082
>>85744099now simps will know who they are simping for
>>85744074cutie
Phooowaahh! My tub was running out so I put a cup and a half of oats in my overnight oats bowl! That little slut looks like the softest, creamiest, smoothest bitch I've ever seen this side of the Arno, I can't wait to eat that tomorrow. I'm gonna be full for like 10 hours!
>>85744237sex sex sex sex
>>85744283You want to have sex with Jahoda because she eats oats?
I want to have sex.
Shut up Alty.
I haven't made a post since kissing my gf.
So was that meltdown post actually sillu?
Let him be in peace and move on in life without being here.
Alty should drop his gfs tag so we can avenge him
is siwwu sniffing tetopoopy farts in his dms now
>>85745269He's crying and apologizing to kiana
Previous thread:>>85681682
>>85745341HOOCHIE MAMA!
>>85745199I do hate her. However I'm also pathetic enough to hope we get back together.
>>85745953Would you let her finger you?
>>85746022No. I'm not into assplay.
>>85746036Would you still date her if she fingered you every so often?
>>85746058No. I'm not one of those guys that wants to get fucked by a strap on.
jewhoda
>>85746171Can you say you loved her if you weren't even willing to give her your anal virginity?
>>85746509noyou have to give everything
Question!
There's no such thing as "m*le virginity", what proof is there? None. When a WOMAN gives her virginity there's PROOF, blood and tears shed by the poor girl... m*les really have it easy...
>>85746653ion see a question mark
>>85746653*has homsexual gay sex with you*
>>85746660If you said the same exact thing but using another ava you'd get flooded with (You)s just saying since we all hate you here
>>85746747Every human made category in the end is fake, but for the person experiencing anal sex for the first time it's a real and tangible experience men have to fight tooth and nail for achieving simple reproductive goals whereas women simple exist and will choose whenever they want it
>>85746726>>85746747All me btw. And no I won't reply to the post above me I was baiting for attention. Shuubyeeee!
>>85746747Cheeks
Me too actually, I don't even understand what the fuck I just typed out! #Moidmaxxing
New hobby I've picked up: scanlation! Decided to finally give it a go since wanting to since highschool (I didn't then because creative software of any kind scared me) and have realized that this shit is kinda scary with no editing software/artistic experience! I'm getting by though, slowly but surely. Does anyone here know anything about this kind of stuff and would maybe hopefully be willing to talk about it and give ma a pointer or two? Or like just talk about the process in general, I'm quite fascinated by it now.Also the new Deadlock update is pretty good. Entire map got updated so now it's so much prettier/more interesting, and we're getting a new character every 3-4 days for a little while which is exciting. Sorry I didn't reply about this before, Miku, duty called...
>>85746878wife material
i have cummed to most of the k-on girls
>>85746878THE DEADLOCK UPDATE SUCKS I DIDNT WAIT A FUARKING YEAR TO GET 6 WOKESLOP LE REDDIT CODED CHARACTERS WITH NO REMODELS YET AGAIN
>>85746977poor you
>>85746937I've been reading kon fanfics and some of them are not even lewd im not really sure how this happened
>>85747003yeah it's crazy
>>85746917This is true, I am a wife and am currently expecting!>>85746977Yea yea whatever, I'll tell Yoshi to pump out another le based and "interesting" design like Warden or GT just for you. Now vote Baba for me, please and thanks
>>85747048Lower your expectations*Casts a spell aimed at your belly*
>>85747062Heh, silly anon. My baby is already destined to be an aspie retard! I'm their mother, after all! (I'm not actually pregnant, I just felt like lying for fun)
really doubt anyone here can get pregnant
>>85746878what do I have to do to have e-sex with you cuzzy
>>85727693>poopcubeExplain.
>>85747383That's voice over slut
Time to enjoy Our Evening Friends!!! *,°*:.( ̄▽ ̄)/$:*.°* 。
>>85748378Well said daddy!! <3
hell yeah daddyoh
Posting Yuuka super duper hard to cast a triple length Looking Like Yuuka spell!
>>85748432I love you Yuuka!
i love youkahaha get it
>>85748479(^∀^●)ノシ
>>85748432What are you favorite games?
>>85748411*Pats your head*
>>85748432https://nhentai.net/g/676106/Doing this to you
>>85749583>Not futameh
I love how popular Malfoid is.
>>85749583Fuck I love that doujin. Nutted so many times, Yuuka is a perfect wife.
>>85749774least pedophilic alty post
>>85750006He is so dreamy...
>>85748315I'm WHO????? Do not call me that. That is not my fucking nickname or whatever. We're not making that a thing.
>>85750928good girl
>>85748463U-um... anon... um... thank you I guess....>>85748514Not really a gamer but I guess my favorite game is mario galaxy>>85749583Someone linked this here a while ago... it's very... something...
>>85751239Something what...
>>85750928*sexes you*
I was having too much fun and forgot to cook chicken and rice for work tomorrow. I'll have to have a big meal when I come home.
>>85751256It really makes you think!
>>85751644About WHAT
>>85751656Y-you know... Things and stuff... Even happenings and events...
>>85751693You're too teasy hmph
>>85751705I am so not teasy...
>>85751754HMPH
Can't decide if Yuuka or Yuukaposter are more for rape
Alty should really consider getting some treatments that decrease risk of prostate cancer
>>85751239>>85751644>>85751693>>85751754We can reenact the doujin together...
This is what girls should look like
Cumming inside Hime reduces the risk of prostate cancer.
Need to cum inside Yuukanon
Need wife to watch her getting cummed inside by someone else...
Hime... sleep with me instead of alty.
>>85752326>>85752359>>85752275Maybe type sex sex sex and that will happen
>>85752378need to fuck this sissy
>>85752451You forgot about rape rape rape and watch watch watch
sex sex sex
I have a puzzle for everyone:If clown A sits next to clown B, but clown C cannot sit in the red car, who drives the green car?Please, reply with your answer!
>>85752423Cute Shondo.
>>85752550Red clown is Teto and green clown is alty
>>85752550Nobody I'm creampieing Yuuka in the back seag
>>85752550Yuuka driving the green car while I suck her fat futa cock!
>>85752550There are three Clowns label'd alphabetically and two cars sorted by colour. The third introduced clown is unable to sit in the first introduced car. It should then be clown A driving the Green car with Clown B riding shotgun. Because It's the first introduced clown paired with the last introduced Car which mirrors the Clown C red car dynamic. And since it's mirrored it means Clown A can sit in the green car and is a valid choice. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚
>>85752779You're so smart, daddy~
>>85752779Wow!!!
>>85752581Nyo>>85752621>>85752647Arrested and locked up in jail>>85752779Sorry to say, but the answer isn't Clown A, we can't determine who is driving the green car based on the facts given!Thanks for playing
Grrrrrr.
>>85728473Heeeyy. I'm Z?. Sometimes I lurk in here and /haha/.I put my info in. Maybe we can play games.Unfortunately, I don't play roguelikes/lites, hero shooters, or extraction games - so all the popular games are hard for me.I love aRPGs and Fighting Games.Also I'm a fuzzy otter, bottom pref, and sadly HRT is getting delayed because I lost my job.Hope to see friends.
I worked hard on my answer. (´。_。`)
>>85753373It's ok alty. You tried your best and what is what matters. I will be a good girl for you and work extra hard on swallowing your cock today!! Ganbatte!!! <3
>>85753439*,°*:.( ̄▽ ̄)/$:*.°* 。
ugh this slut is stealing my Daddy.
>>85728473how many discord bicycles are there in NA
>>85749774I love kids
>>85752423shonder cheeks to plap????? err I mean watch streams with, platonically
>>85749774I love my flat, 30+ year old chinese woman cookie
>>85752550You drive the green car, Clown D
>>85753649Friend who let's me watch this...?
>>85753948this sissy needs to be fucked
>>85753860That was a funny tweet.
I'm going to bed thinking about Shiina.
>>85753971No...
>>85749583I woull now worship sensei's huge, fat, long, sexy c*kc and scrub it clean using my weak, masochistic f*ck-hole of a pussy... <3!!!
>>85754302Sillu...
>>85754337Try again that's the AGP tranny
>>85754302Can I watch...
>>85754337>>85754376I'm neither of these things I'm just a poster! Normal poster!>>85754396It will never actually happen but sure maybe! Like in doujins if you were like another girl in Chaldea and they just walk in on the guy restoring their mana like it's nothing!
>>85754111>>85754396you can watch and i will fuck your sissy cuck ass
>>85754459Ok bro put on the Yuuka avatar and we fuck ok?
>>85754459Yay!!!>>85754493NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>85754534sissy your ass will be pounded good while you watch like the sissy cuck you are
>>85754396Kissing watchanon's wife on the street while groping her fat tits!
>>85754523I never played Blue Archive and she's not in the anime? She's in like 1 episode, also I only have s*x with imaginary anime men!
>>85754396fuck watchanons ass while he watches his cuck fantasy
Hii does anyone wanna be friends on discord and voice chat one on one and get spam called by me I'm 29 cis f Pacific time zone I get insecure a lot
>>85753504Do you agree with this? >>85752275
>>85753947Thanks Edgeworth I admire you and I will gladly graduate with summa cum laude
*cums*
I'm your personal slut idol producer! Ahhh it's going in! You're taking complete control of my body! Once it was over, I was tired and fell asleep... but he'd randomly r*pe me in my sleep and wake me up... it never ends <3 I'm your pet, please make me feel good <3
>>85757829Why are you doing this
>>85758609I just read that Yuuka doujin and I thought it would be really fun to try and say lines like those, it's not like I'm ever going to... even if you had real sex I bet that kind of thing just doesn't happen
>>85753246What Fightan do you like anon? I like RPGs too, both action and turn based.
>>85727839spiki is so cute it's insanei just wanna pinch her cheeks
Sigh I've been so sick and unable to post lately because I am so sick and ill and unwell and sick...
>>85759686Guess it's time to put you down old boy *injects you to death*
>>85759686Hopefully nothing serious and you get better soon
>>85759720*Tanks it like that lady who got injected 3 times on Death's Row or something I don't pay attention to the news that often*
Any anons wanna be friends, maybe something more if it blossoms into that? Would be nice to have someone to blab at a lot about our hobbies and stuff. Our, as in, me and the anon whoever they may be.
Explain to me why I don't like the new love lives even though I worship the first 2 seasons
>>85759796they dont have nico
>>85759765Yeah...
>>85759806!What hobbies do you have? What are you looking for specifically? Discord?
>>85759803So fucking true sister, I kinda liked Kasumi as a replacement but I never finished Nijigasaki I don't know why
>>85759752I've been sick for like a month now and it was just a cold mostly where I had a nasty sore throat and I got some Amoxicillin and whatnot for it though after I ran out of the Amoxicillin I didn't get much better and actually I kinda got worse and so on Sunday I finally went to the Doctor and the Doctor said I have Bronchitis but she also prescribed me like 4 different medicines so it's not that terrible... Doing pretty much anything but just laying around, such as walking, makes me start coughing though orz.
>>85759848Well it seems to have made a change in you for the positive, keep it up and I'm sure the disease will subside in no time
>>85759765Hi, I'd like to yeah
>>85760808>>85759819Cool! These are the same questions I'd ask of you anon.
>>85760815My tag is sentineel33, I'm looking for someone to chat with often and get close to potentially, not opposed to vc if we get to know each other better. I'd prefer to talk about hobbies in dms
Sounds good! I sent you a friend request.
Plowing Dorobro while making Speakicuck watch
>>85760948With*cky?!
My boyfriend hates all my favorite anime for really superficial reasons like "that character is a bitch" and "I don't like it when they're mean to so and so" and yet he loves all the stupid shonen shit he watches with his friends and keeps referencing it to me and it makes me feel really rejected in a fundamental level and makes me not want to share stuff I loveTwo sausages stabbed with a fork and held over an open flame
>>85761240You're my biyfriend
>>85761240Every interpersonal issue can be solved by just talking to them about it.
The blackedposters are raiding /dft/ again
>>85761299Or sending them an AI psychology video
>>85761240What kind of anime do you like?
>>85761583I like girls
Hime! Get you melons wrapped around my. Right now!
How old is this fucking guy?
>>85757829This post deserves lot's of (You)'s.
>>8576244432
>>85761299Do NOT ever talk about it. Every time they say "tell me how you feel" It's bait and a trick. They're probing for weaknesses. It's called a "shit test".
>>85762684Salteration_green just because your gf dumped you doesn't mean that all foids are evil
>>85762684u will lose with girls cuz girls are never wrong
>>85761240Every friend I had that was in a relationship always put their partner over me and when they had trouble would come back to ask for advice. I have no sympathy for the likes of you. Figure your shit out with your bf like a grown up
I'm tired
>>85763443Hi tired I'm cryer
>>85763443You need to cuddle with your boyfriend when you get home
>>85763443Yeah another restless night and no cute boy to cuddle with
>>85763511He is available >>85763504
>>85762715It was a tranny. Alteration_Brown can't score women.
>>85763657he even failed with a tranny cuz she dumped him
I took a chance I put my heart out there and I was wrong for it. Lesson learned.
>>85763657Trans women are women THOUGH.
>>85763569Hey, you need to ask first!
>>85763960hi
>>85763944TRUE and VALID
>>85765637hewwo
Grok. Make it sound like everyone who is making fun of me is chocking on something that's clogging up their throat. And that they regret their actions.
>>85763157Incel response
Oh wow it's halloween! That is why my friend list is a ghost town haha
>>85766387Heh, me? I have 14 friends online! How many I messaged the last month? uuuuhm....
>>85766426Friend collectors get to eat lead
>>85766612Most of them are not 4chan nonnies tho, just people I used to game with, they never unadded me after we stopped playing together so I didn't wanna do it either
>>85766426Hiro would message me
>>85766387At least you have friends. I have no friends, no fwbs, no lover, nothing.
Girls look prettier with my cum on their face.
Ngl Alty you've overdone the sex pest stuff lately
>>85767252it's so cringe
I've hardly posted I've ben busy in work for months.
You post like 60 times per thread
Yeah I do.