haha i hate myselfracctober editionroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85733396/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse,racchouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
poss is so upset he doesn't get to be in the OP anymore
milkshake with them crushed up oreos
how do you buy a can of pringles, or similar, and leave it in your cupboard for later instead of devouring it all in 1 minute when you come home
>>85744907you give it to your husky
>>85744907oh fuck you reminded me of snacks
>>85744916i cant do that>>85744927sorry i hope you dont eat too much like me all the time
>>85744704you made poss sad
meow
>>85744984meow :3
chasing shots of spiced rum with a beer named hurricane
>find cute animal video>its tainted by chinese baby music and a fuckass captionleave them alone!!
>>85744704https://n.uguu.se/UrwpRPbs.mp4 !!!!!!!
>>85745048what the fuck i thought morodor was my ally???
pbf material
liberals and conservatives are both annoying
aspie expie
I cannot believe the twitter engagement farmer is still posting here.
imagine being polish
https://youtu.be/K4EBfIFiZno
might kill someone for this cd if i can ever find it for sale again
>>85745048Poss tryna act like a top
>>85745164wow poss youre so niche and unique.... unlike me..... i will never be special like you......
poss video that when i saw it made me make gay noises and clench my teeth from cute aggression https://h.uguu.se/ZVTnMOsD.mp4
>>85744670>not skunktober
>>85744916i want to pet his behinds so bad
its lock tober your fucking trogs
i like skunktober because i love skunksthe cutest stinkers
>>85744670damn you guys still post that bit about posscraft being dead?? that was years ago..... let it go...as someone who was around back in like 2015 it's insane to me that this thread is even still going. impressive work lads
>>85745266it would be funny if it wasnt sad
im kind of husky like sometimes
>Grandpa is proud of you [M4M] [ASMR] [Comfort] [You're doing good] [Proud of you, kid]
what's your age cutoff for when you definitely don't want to live tofor me i think it might be 60
for me it's now
im going to keep living until i slip and fall in the shower at 92 years old during autumn
>>85745366i thought it was 25 until i turned 25. now i think it's 30 but i'm 28 now.
Just throw me in the oceanId rather be fish food than worm food
>>85745396i thought it was 30 for me too now im 31
the opiate haze makes the days die rapidly
>>85745431is it any worse up there? is it any different? what should i do?
>>85745453im noti cantim sorry
im musky
>>85745453You just get use to it suckingBut that itself sucks
i wish i could be 8 again, not 8 now, but go back in time and be 8 in 2003 again
>>85745366I think I'll be fine living till 52 but if I don't die by then that's okay too
>>85745508being 8 now would suck being 8 in 2003 would be so awesomeidk that said i think i'd prefer to be 13 again in 2007 instead of being 8
>>85745479proof?
>>85745517smellovision has not yet been invented
>>85745516in 2003 i was -1
sorry for always getting a crush on every generic wolf guyi will do it again
>>85745516i guess 13 in 2007 again would be kind of cool too with youtube and the internet really taking off
2007 i got my pbf and started drinking
i wish i could go back in time to like 2000 and try and single handedly kick off the furry craze many years earlier than when it really started taking off maybe if im feeling really crazy i could make a furaffinity that doesn't suck ass
Is it a curse to be 8 again with the knowledge you have nowId start placing bets and take the Biff route
>>85745566if you could timetravel to when you were 8 with your current conscious and knowledge, how would you even benefit from thatyou would have to convince your mom to buy you stocks in google instead of bionicles
>>85745607>how would you even benefit from thatDepends on when you were 8. If it was 10 years before bitcoin blew up and you write down/remember to do that stuff when you're 18 then you're more than in the clear and it's fine. Even still you could definitely get away with buying bitcoin before you're 18 if you have access to a pc or convince your mom to help you get a pc before you're 18. Otherwise, it would be pretty hard to get your parents to take stock advice from an 8 year old but it would be more than worth it if you can manage it.Also if you really wanna metagame it you could just find the powerball numbers for a particular week and convince your mom to buy a ticket with those numbers, but if you didn't get prep time then yeah it still wouldn't be that difficult to find a way to riches
>>85745607I wonder if the mere existence of a kid with future knowledge would set off history just enough for me to still be wrong about the worldId be 8 in 2002 so its too late to save those towers lmaoMy whole life id just see everyone live the same life while I am the only normie with knowledge of the celebrity island
>>85745565if i could go back in time i would try and prevent myself from ever becoming a furry
>>85745638No you cant gambleBig lotto is actually how the govt finds time travelers
>>85745638its established rules that you can't prep for it, if you get freaky fridayed back to yourself in 2003 then it happens on accident from a kind of isekai truck type of thing, you can't go back without any more knowledge than you have right now, for better or worse
>go back in time>dont see movies you already did in your "past">they flop>course of cinema goes for the worst>Batman vs Star Wars 3 makes 8 billion dollars
>>85745652I think part of the problem is how much money (and therefore power) can you acquire with your future knowledge before the timeline changes enough that your future knowledge no longer matters, you know? Like I don't think it would be very possible to get to billionaire levels before somebody notices your shenanigans, or it turns out that somebody else having all those stocks is what made a specific company or crypto shoot up and you having them instead causes ruin.you having knowledge of the island and even something like covid-19 almost just doesn't fucking matter at all. at best you'd end up being a screenshot posted on pol AFTER the stuff is revealed, and before then you're nothing more than a schizo saying things. and at worst you do find a platform and get suicided and nothing changes>>85745659>>85745675fair points, kinda more fun to imagine it without any prep time anyway
it frightens me that a video i watched on youtube is suddenly 5 years old
>>85745339i have never met any of my grandparents because they all died before i was born
>>85745697Yes it would suck to magically become rich, but that means I filled some space that someone else from my time who was more powerful and responsible with money. Thus kicking off some corporate chain of events that would curse my new timeline. People will get suspicious and probably cut off my dad's fingers because some dumb kid wanted a mansion
>>85745100stop being polish *pinches your foreskin shut*
i want an ugly pbf
>>85745767ideally i think i'd trry and keep as low a profile as humanly possible, just quickly stack up a few million from investing in google or bitcoin or whatever, selling it all, and moving to a shack in the middle of nowhere. maybe buying real estate or something because i know it'll shoot up to ridiculous levels. would just be able to stay out of any unforeseen trouble that i might've caused and maybe have some fun being a bit of a fortune teller online for a few things that don't really matter until enough time passes that it would be the present again. also i'd try and make the most out of the pre ai slop internet knowing that it's never coming backi would absolutely love to do something like buy jagex and try and guide osrs into a direction that doesn't suck ass, or really any game company. but that would almost certainly bring way too much suspicion or attention onto me that i really don't want
>>85745816Id simply go to the college Mark Zuck went to and beat his assDay 1 since im 8 im training and learningHe turned the internet to shit and I'll land myself in prison happily knowing I saved the world A lot of these tech bros simply never got a wake up call superman punch from an angry teen
i love my terminal, it lets me do anything i want :3
*ahembluppycum
>>85745803you'd never have to worry about him leaving you i guess
>>85745980fox boys these days really be like
pbf who used to identify as nonbinary but nowadays doesn't even mention it anymore
eunuch pbf
>>85746090she is a girl
shes non binary
>>85746123it's okay poss boys can be girls as a treat
>your loyal steed is ready, poss'ire
>>85746162why do gays put so much embarrassing text in their porno
>>85746186i dont see anything embarrassing, wdym?
>>85746186artists can't write and writers can't artist, there's always been a pretty sharp divide between the two and for whatever reasons artists almost never have writer orbiters for help on doing dialogue and the like for their art. the rare times you find an artist that's also good at dialogue is awesome
i forgot i was at work for a second and i belched really loud, now im embarrassed
>>85746263start wossing really sloppily to assert dominance
so anyway, this is me https://litter.catbox.moe/f92pz6.mp4
>>85746311hot
>>85746162>*slap* *slap*heh
racc'n wash
>>85746311poss is pissing in this image but it's cropped out so you can't actually see it
its not fair that im not a snep
>>85746490why do you deserve to be a snep but i dont
>>85746311me after falling asleep while giving my pbf head
>>85746495we could snep
>>85746478pissing while touching other men...
>>85746490more like snek
>>85746544i would probably get stage fright and stop pissing halfway through if a man started touching me
>>85746555dont bully
>>85745128you're so fucking braindead retard it's obviously just some guy who screencaps any random account he finds with an opossum profile picture just shut up
how can i overcome the grossness of anal sex? an ass is a dirty place and i feel like my wosser would go soft from thinking about it. obviously i need to stay hard when im gonna have sex
>>85746679i get hard from the grossness of it
>>85745980i love my terminal too :3c
>>85746679probably kys idk
waking up to messages by men complimenting my naked body
passed a guy in the forest and my heart started beating like crazy necquse i felt he was gonna murder me but he just said hi and kept walking. that was a close one
>>85746733why are you in the forest you probably scared him more than he scared you because youre probably a psycho
i should really work out so i can beat the average serial killer in melee combat just in case
>>85746733this is what goes thru women's heads when im within a 50 yard radius of them walking at the park in the middle of the day with people all around
>>85746763the trees and the leaves and the grass and moss and stuff
>>85746799forest forest or public trail in the woods
>>85746817public i guess
*dies*
>>85746833you should be safe...... usually
>>85746665engagement farmer got mad :3
tuesdays arent usually a 2 shitter but haha here we go
is xitter even money worth iti got like 10gb of 4chan stuff i collected over the yearshow much drug money can i make with it
>>85746969ready to climb in the back of my umbreon showvan today?
sneps are so fucking gay
>>85745266posscraft came back for a bit
>>85746679>i feel like my wosser would go soft from thinking about itdiscontinue worrying about what you think that others might want you to think
>>85746969you need to buy twitter premium to earn money from it
>>85746584me worming my way into your heart
so anyway this is me
>>85747017can you even find pants that fit an ass that fateven if you can you shouldn't it's much hotter to air out your otter balls
>>85747017i dont see a ring on your finger. do you not have a wife i could cuck?
>>85746986they're just like me...
>>85747037my pbf say this to me
>>85746995thats so gay i cant believe people really submit themselves to thiseven jewtube lets you earn a few bucks without spending a dime
>>85747037>have to do that thing where you wiggle your butt into tight underwear because it just doesn't fit
>>85747017you must shit some impressive turds with that huge babymaker
should i skip work today
>>85747100how are you doing
>>85747060>he actually let YouTube imbed itself into his bank accounts for that 2 bucks a year
>>85747158whats wrong with that?
>>85747146tireda little sore but not that sorewould probably just sleep for another 3 hours and then clean my room if i stayed home
They should invent a meaning for hegemony outside of midwit trying to lend their sentence gravitas
I wish I wasn't at work today because I have an outbound shift (Every day but Thursday has an outbound shift for me)
im also a little constipated right now, i guess
>>85747177i lied in bed awake all night and am now stuck at work so you should be too rise and shine possie
>>85747177omg jordan peterson hiii
>>85747195ironic
>>85747195sorry I'll use littlerer wordsies
is anyone else annoyed by how youtube now automatically puts chapters on videos
>>85747260not really i actually like this feature because its not intrusive and now i can jump to the part i want in most videos
im gonna become a janny, wish me luck>>85747260i didnt know those were done automatically now
>>85747208wahhhh>>85747218i dont get it
>>85747351>t. umbreyeen just so he can delete my posts
>>85747350i find it annoying because it's spoiled multiple things for me like it will just say "X lost to Y" as the chapter title
>>85747351>im gonna become a jannywhy?
>>85747379because ive lost control over my life
guys guys, nickelodeon and cartoon network are sister networks now. isnt that cool?now they can show nu spongebob and teen titans go reruns together until they inevitable get shut down in a year
kinda wild to thing a janny can be a poss, it opens up for worse people being jannies, what a nightmare to post here
>>85747405i dont even think even kids even watch cartoons anymore
>>85747405all cn is is a glorified marathon network anyways now, there really is nothing to see on cable 99% of the time anymore
>>85747372what kind of video are you watching that have spoilers i mean that spoilers are a problem
>>85747434jet lag the game is one
>>85747427what do kids even do these days, seems like all the stuff we grew up with are dead and goneno saturday morning cartoons, video games are pretty much on the way out, no cool toys, pokemon cards are getting scalped by millennialscant imagine they celebrate christmas because they can just ask grok if santa is real. life is really fucking boring now if you think about it
>>85747464>what do kids even do these daysget groomed
>>85747427no wonder kids nowadays watch low quality slop on their ipads with not very subtly inserted fetishes on youtube/tiktok insted
>>85747464they're all tablet zombies
i wish i got groomed
i got molested by a retarded woman but i don't think about it much
>>85747596what if it fucked you up so much you'd end up on a website full of autistic nymphomaniac faggots?oh wait
>>85747464the cool kids play sports and the losers hang out in roblox sharing videos and doing trends
>>85747635just fuck me already umbreyeen
>>85747652i wish i joined a sports club back at school so i could become a locker room breeding mount for all my teammates
anyposs/anyracc wanna leak the dms they had with their pbf?
>>85747652My brother used to hang out with his friends until he got a girlfriend and now they both sit on Roblox togetherThank God Im gay
>>85747671big same, that or being deep darked
>>85747669i'm sorry i'm not umbreyeeni can still fuck you though
i play roblox at 24 years old
>>85747694whats maps do you play
>>85747682tbat actually sounds really comfy...
>>85747671when I was in school I didn't have thoughts like this
>>85747705ability wars, tower of hell, horrific housing, big paintball, arsenal, super bomb survival>>85747713me neither, but i want that to retroactively happen to me
i need to go to the bank today so while im out i think ill treat myself to a croissant sandwich and a cup of coffee
>>85747787oh you have money?
>>85747679last thing i said to him was 'he's smiling'
>>85747693sigh... another potential top poss stuck in this stupid box i can never get him out of
going to the bank to deposit a crumpled up 20 dollar bill into my bank account with 13 bucks in it so i can buy a pokemon plush online
>>85747809that sounds kinda deep and bittersweet
>>85747792i dont yet no its not in my account yet thats why i have to go
>>85747835he sent me a funny picture of a dog smiling
im wossing a over half a dozen times a day to dicks easily
im breaking up with you
>>85747832life goals
i need to woss more desu and clear out my plumbing
i havent wossed in 9 days now. im not even horny
4th woss today cuz it got stiff again. sigh
>wearing your partial mask to work on Halloween as a joke haha only to realize you made a grave mistake
it's locktober so no wossing just magic wand and/or pbf cock
balls too sore to cage, sigh...
robbing banks in a partial with your pbfcall us the dead purrsidents
yoh think the pbf would get made if i dropped 2000 dollars on a custom partial mask for him? haha
pbf who buys you the cocksleeve collar but you only find out about the electric shock feature after it's been padlocked around your neck
Um?
>>85748012no not you
whimsical ass creature living deep in the forest
>>85748050I wish that was me.
>>85747955i dont have either of those things sorry but ill cage up and fuck my ass tonight to make you happy i just still have to woss off at the end
i want my wife to kill me
>>85747995buying your pbf a custom made 2000 dollar skunk partial only for him to say he prefers sneps over skunks
>>85748108maid no!
this is my favorite poss image
>>85748162thats a umm swordfish
>>85748097i don't know why you're apologizing or anything
caging up for the day
>>85748162what the fuck is his problem?
>>85748191sorry
if my pbf forces me into a cage im gonna be really upset because you cant contain this 5.5 inch sometime 6 inch on a good day and when im skinny beast
messaged the shit fetish guy again and wossing to the nasty conversation we're having havent messaged each other in two months but he replied instantly today
>>85748162you are easy to please
>>85748201what the fuck is YOUR problem, ermchud?
>>85748224i'm pretty huge but still caged very small
>>85748257i have no problems because everything is not my problem.
imagine youre at a festival with your pbf
dreaming about wuppy boys againtall thin border collie boys with bad posture and glasses
>>85747464>seems like all the stuff we grew up with are dead and gonei want to cry
>>85747472gosh i wi
>>85747671uhh i don't think this actually happens irl...or does it?
>>85748570youtube and 4chan is still here lil pup
playing roblox is a massive red flag
>>85748645*garrotes you*truly awful post, now you are done.
crazy horse was gay he was a massive red fag
>>85748683settle down ok
league pbf > roblox pbfdont make me pull the tierlist out again
>>857486454chan is likely shutting down soon
>>85748489I have bad posture and glasses
>massive red flag
>>85748746worst possible opinion i think ive ever heard i hope i never have the displeasure of knowing you
Crazy how no one brings up Aldous Huxley's Brave New World these days
>>85748752and the ai is a bubble and the president is a lizard and the moon landing is fake and the earth is flat and your pbfless
how does one person manage to ruin a whole thread like a piece of shit in the middle of a room
>>85748824im sorry
sorry but fox boys are supposed to have smol peepees
>>85748746what about mmo pbf what's the tierlist?
>>85748882you're supposed to have a small peepee
>>85748900are 6 inches small now or what
mmmm breakfast croissant with added avocado...
oh no
>>85748847
>>85748760ok but i dont like the way you type its too dom top like i dont think we're compatible
>>85748224my 6 incher is easy to flat cage it just takes a little practice and practicing is fun on its own!
>>85748746i play league! or at least i used to
>>85748941he looks bad not werewolfy and scary enough
>>85748783*thwacks you*>>85748884its in the archive somewhere look up like league and roblox and tierlist in the samr post>>85749001*thwacks you*
>>85748884casual mmo pbf > minecraft pbf > league pbf > farm sim pbf > raider mmo pbf > roblox pbf > speedrun pbf
>>85749032abused for liking something possies are so mean now ;-;
>>85749062you forgot mtg pbf
are giant dildos a videogame what about dildo pbf
>>85749085that's not a video game diapey
playing casual mmo's with your pbf
i dont think there is a single casual mmo on the market
>>85749062wrongosrs pbf > minecraft pbf = terraria pbf > farm sim pbf > roblox pbf > wow pbf > speedrun pbf > csgo pbf >>> league pbf >>>>> overwatch pbf = valorant pbf
hey can i send a virus to your computer?
LotRO pbf (private server only)
who even plays valorant or farm sim or ovewatch or raider mmo or speedruns
>>85749214>>85749201>>85749219i'm talking about people who play mmos casuallya osrs pbf who quests is better than a 3 tick leaderboard pbfa wow pbf who rps is better than a dkp raider pbf
>>85749219what about gw2 pbf?
i dont even know what osrs is, osirus? oh youre serious? huwha?
>>85749304>valorant, overwatchegirls and predators>farm sim, speedrunsautists
>>85749376didnt know we had those posses here i feel more welcomed now
>>85749299Only if it's themed around Elsa from Frozen
>farm simsi used to play goodgame cafe when i was a biba
sup lot lizards
>>85749219hi i play osrs
>>85748973>too dom top:(why is everyone so mean to me...
erp buddy hasnt dmd me in a week...
typing with capitals and stuff makes you a top sorryunless you're maid
what about pbf who doesn't even play video games anymore because he gets too self conscious that he's wasting his time and oh my god his entire life was a waste of time and he's now filled with regret and resentment andwhat about rhythm games pbf
im freaking hard again someone cage me
umm what about xiv pbf haha
HELLO I AM TAKING TOP APPLICATIONS
honk mimimi
>>85749547not even on the tier list because its several standard deviations below everything else and is cropped as an outlier
if i find out theres a egirl pbf im going to scream
>>85749500hey this is rhythm games pbf i cant physically move my fingers fast enough how do other people do it im always getting walled by speed eventually near the top ends of any game.......
>>85749547i'd disown them, that game fucking sucks
>>85749336the only person i've ever known that played gw2 was a weird jewish woman (biological female and lived in israel) so i really have a skewed perception on the people that play that game. but if they play as the kitty race i can see them being cute and good, gw2 is by all counts a really good mmo>>85749423omg really hi helloi really need to get a membership or something. i feel weird not having my guy chopping wood in the corner of my second monitor, it's been a while. but i've also been actually playing videogames recently and buying membership would absolutely make me dedicate most of my time to osrs and no other games so idk
>>85749572>>85749600ummm....
league and roblox are both very undesirable interests in a pbf with a distinct differencewhile a pbf with 1000 hours in roblox CAN be good, a pbf with 1000 hours in league CANNOT be good
>>85749619if your house looks really cool id still accept you ffxiv pbf
>>85749606>omg really hi helloomg hiii yes really :3i paid for a month sub recently but honestly ive been too busy and distracted with other stuff to play, im wanting to knock out more midgame quests im doing cold war and then fairytale ii and and then mournings end iidid you hear about all the announcements at runesummit? im ambivalent about the new mmo announcement because it uses rs3-adjacent graphics and not osrs-adjacent graphics which is really confusing to me because they should have the numbers that nobody plays rs3 and exists on life support as a parasite feeding off of osrs so why arent they styling their new games off the ones that make moneyummm sorry i rant easilythere was a lot of other stuff announced like menaphos, mining and smithing rework,fairytale iii, some more
>>85749500this except i dont have friends or even draw anymore
underage roblox p
>runesummitumm i meant runefest idk what i confused it with