/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5499>"Mice To Meet You" Edition--Stories--By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 58)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Traumfrauhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93447781By deerlover7>Hidden Between Dark (Ch. e)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92060321By Phaffabout>The Temple of the Quiet Storm (Ch. 8)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92852156/By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 35)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776/By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 28)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By JacklinMauer>The Gambler (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/93883106By ResidentDegnerate>Boy Meets Goylehttps://rentry.org/p88hq8kaBy Scan>Pigeon Postal Delivery Service (Ch. 4)https://rentry.co/pigeon-postalBy Hills_of_mud>A reward for the faithfulhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93546541By Anon>Jackpothttps://rentry.org/f7h2atwmBy Anon>LUCKY FINDhttps://rentry.org/gbq524d7[ Story Masterbin ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa| [ Story Update List ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]:https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85748530Missed a thread or two?:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
micefags are getting cocky again...
So, which anthro girl do you consider your wife?
one wife?two wives
>>85751112my wife, fay!
>>85751112'veri and it's more than just a consideration it's a fact
>>85751112My one and only, of course.
>>85751118one bullet? the entire clip.
>>85751118Gee, Billy. Why are you allowed to have TWO wives?
>>85751137>clipyou better be firing something that actually loads from stripper clips or I swear
>>85751060I love me sum spidersWolf spiders would be great moms
>>85751153lots of love to give
>>85751118>>85751153Kobolds come in packs you just have to deal with that as they try to be useful little henchwomen.
polygamists shall have their skin suspended by hooks
>polyfaggotry>badmouthing koboldsWhy do you even come to this thread?
>>85751112My oc waifur.
>>85751180my own kobold goonsin both definitions of the word
>>85751112Katia and idc what any homos have to say/hmofa/ post music you want to play for when you and fur get marriedhttps://youtu.be/F3jiII0nrmI
>>85751169>Waifur is a gun nut>Literal gunsmith cat>Claims 10+ guns is a small collection>Buys tons of ammo online, have to lift 40 lbs packages off the porch for her>Smells faintly of Hoppe's no 9
>>85751220as long as you're not personally a cuck, polygamist, or nigger, i don't think it matters who you waifur.
>>85751228>>Smells faintly of Hoppe's no 9That's a good smell.
>>85751234All those faggots don't love Katia
>>85751228that's the spice
>>85751220This is for my batfur. And yes it has to be the full version https://youtu.be/_cnPZSM85j8
>>85751257they make up the majority of her fans
>>85751112I don't know.
>>85751282Based>>85751283I wouldn't call them fans
>>85751118>>85751153>Two kobold wives with two knives
>>85751293wtf dude
>>85751112
>>85751312>I wouldn't call them fansand all trve /hmofa/ fans are cool with feral
>>85751349ugleh
>>85751220if your waifur wanted to play sewerslvt at your wedding would you call it off
>>85751358probably trve
>>85751228Milky wife.
>>85751358nope
>>85751358YUP... YUUUP... YUUUUP
>>85751358Unironically yes because it can retain the same ideals but as alwaysThis is a shape thing, not an essence thing.And feral is a shape that isn't for this thread.
>>85751364I don't even know what that is so sure
waifur who whores me out on onlyfans
>>85751433it's trans music and it includes the desire to exist
>>85751338edud ftw
>>85751392she's gonna have hot brass bouncing off her exposed PUSSY wearing no pants like that!!!
New Hitoner chapter today and it was literally one single page
>>85751471I'm a normie I don't read mangos. What is this
>>85751361
>>85751172im just now learning to be friendly with spiders and learning spider facts, please educate me as to why they would be, anon
>>85751463>have to kiss her pussy burn marks better
older women should dress like this
>>85751496NTAProbably because they are one of the rare kinds of spiders that can actually live communaly meaning the parents don't eat their children.
>>85751220https://youtu.be/kPLbSqZj_60
>>85751481The humans sent a drone to find the dude. That's the drone.
>>85751349Manager picking up Minhee so much he stops being fat only then to become really skinny then a skeleton and the skeleton drops her causing her to wake from her nightmare thinking "I'm so fucked up" only to go straight back to sleep snuggled up even closer to him.
>>85751535oh nohuman men are coming to take all of their anthro women
>>85751496The mom carries and feeds ALL of her babies with her until they are old enough to hunt themselves. Plus she carries the egg sac with her at all times until the eggs hatch. The little spiderlings watch and learn from the mom while she hunts.This is why you never want to stomp wolf spiders, if its a female with children hiding on her abdomen the survivors will scatter and there will be hundreds of them.Wolf spiders are also cool because they hunt, they do not make messy webs. They wander around for food. They're super chill, and very rarely combative they prefer to run from threats
>>85751527That should be Samantha and Maxine...I give this a pass because Sam isn't actually a person or sentient.
>>85751527She's kinda cute as girl
>>85751519Actually I was wrong that's huntsman spiders, sorry.
completely average-looking waifur artist who does nothing but paint the ugliest, sweatiest, hairiest and fattest human dudes you can fathom
>>85751507get her some cute short shorts or introduce her to the autistic world of cargo shorts
>>85751602Real showstoppers.
I ripped another model, I probably won't do anything with it but I learned some new stuff about Blender materials.
>>85751112The stepsister of the one yoi just posted
>>85751770break out the measuring tool and show us her height
>>85751770Maybe you can share it?
>>85751770TOTES ADORBZ
Sex with mom and daughter at the same time!
>>85751584neat
>>85751820
quick edit the latest Ave post on e6 kept bothering me.
>>85751806Nah, she would never agree to it, octavia is for romantic vanilla lovemaking, no hedonistic degeneracy like 3somes or somethingBesides, her mother doesnt really do it for me
>>85751806woa
>>85751840I was expecting him to be like 2% brown but the truth is much worse.What kind of retard would even draw that.
>>85751867Not gonna look for the original, is he like the blackest giganigger you've ever seen or something?
Someone needs to censor such vulgar handholding right now
>>85751770how do her expressions work?
>>85751852>Besides, her mother doesnt really do it for meShe's more of an /adhg/ style waifeather. To each their own
>>85751885No, that would be worse.For Averi it's White>slightly swarthy>AxA>actual nigger
>>85751545aww
How to bird/scalefags cope with their girl having a cloaca?
>>85751901man, i fucking WISH that was me
>>85751922i mostly agree with your hierarchy but i would add a couple more greater than arrows after AxA for emphasis.
>>85751937I fuck it.
>>85751937isn't that in the ear? why would I care about that?
>>85751937Sex is for making babies.
>>85751937I guess I just
Hmm... now that I'm forklift certified, should I look for a job, or pussy?
>>85751527>>85751651samantha loving sexo
>>85751823They're super lovely. Jumping spiders and wolfies are the best arachnid friends.>>85751937Here's the fun part: they don't have to have them
>>85751586Holy shit that was a retarded mistake to make.Max. I meant that Max isn't actually a person or sentient.
I don't like spiders.
>>85752017Anthro women aren't real yet sooooo.........
>>85752043Something about this image makes me really happy. That sounds schizo but it just does.
>>85751586>>85752051Kek I thought you did that intentionally.
>>85751103Eat them.
>>85751217One wifeTwo wivesRed wifeBlue wife
>>85752085I'd never disrespect either of them like that. I'm also not even joking about Max, he really is just slightly above a rock on the sentience scale.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZrggaCvnmU
>>85751103Will you please AI generate Averi and Bridget going on a double date with their dark African mandingos, all spaded up
also i have aids lole
>>85752056FUCK
I think they're splicing his curry with amphetamines, I refuse to belive an indian can be intelligent enough to get so much by himself.It feels sad, doesn't it count as animal abuse?
>>85752150send me a timestamped webm if you cutting a tip of one of your brown toes or fingers off and ill deliver. call it an art trade. Show me the piece afterwards, I better see at least a little bit of bone in that cross-section, nigger...
>>85752052Thats understandable, most people are afraid of them. Spiders are really just friends eating all the annoying bugs>>85752068Thats the joy of the jumperThey have massive heads and massive eyes, they're super curious and bold, also very friendly. One of my favorite spider species
>>85752125https://youtu.be/5-K8R1hDG9EGod I love the golden age of adventure games.
>>85752158>i have aids lolehttps://youtu.be/hn0cSPTn-qY
>>85752223not true, my jumper was really shy and nervous. i ended up feeding her a fly but she disappeared before i could buy an enclosure. im worried i scared her off :(
Who would his waifur be?
>>85752223>Off by oneDamn. Well these are nice pictures and these are cute spiders. I don't like when people say spiders have no emotions
>>85752264>LONE wandrerAre you illiterate?
>>85752264a dog obviously
>>85752330the vault dweller left the vault nigga
>>85752264How is this even a question?3 and 4 both get dogs.Courier gets a deathclaw wife because he's a real man.
>>85752264a blue heeler
queen of hearts
>>85752348Shit game with false advertising then.
>>85752264Also, who would Butch's waifur be?
>>85752353Based and true. And Steven Randall gets a deathclaw wife
>>85752375...Who is that?
>>85752375
>>85752375what am i lookin at here chief
>>85752375I can't really tell what I'm looking at.
>>85752375Sam is the best pick for queen of hearts
>>85752387One of the radroaches that killed that bitches mother. It's an adhg thing.
>>85752398>>85752405>>85752406THAT IS SAM. Although yeah it could probably look more coherent, it's got a lot of leaves of fall, if you will
>>85752419He deserves it. But also whyboner
>>85752433She... has her back turned to the viewer? Right? I still can barely see her, sorry man.
>>85752405is it that unclear? it's sam getting a hug under a tree, maybe the hands and arms could pop out more and be more clear
>>85752375Now niggers aren't even allowed to think about Sam...
villainessfur raping you while your waifur is forced to watch
>>85752453What are those things?
>>85752403The peepee poopoo man.
>>85752375Love me some Sam content. Design is VERY busy though. Maybe lower the saturation on everthing around Sam to make her pop more?
>>85751780>break out the measuring tool and show us her heightBlender says her mesh is 2.15023m tall.>>85751791>Maybe you can share it?https://files.catbox.moe/79za96.zip>>85751909>how do her expressions work?It's a sprite sheet picture related, the UV Map is shrunk to 1/4 and moved in 0.25 increments to swap her mouth or eyes. I barely got the eyes to look right because it's 3 overlapping textures and the pupil doesn't have transparency, probably something that Unreal Engine does that Blender doesn't.
>>85752473My waifur would lose her fucking mind
>>85752458i don't get bleached bull POV stuff, it seems REALLY GAY to think about black guys while you're fuckin your girl
>>85752476that's anon's coat
>>85752503Most porn has white guys so bleached feels redundant. I don't want to think about anyone other than myself or my waifur either. It's kinda funny tho
>>85752476he is hugging anon, her back is turned away from the viewer and her face in going into the chest of his hoodie
>>85752512That was the only thing tripping me up.Maybe change the colour a little or make anon's head pop a little more?
>>85752493Thanks for sharing!>2.15023m tallSee, she's clearly perfectly legal!
>>85752493why the fuck is billie taller than me
>>85752375https://youtu.be/P0DK-0fIKCw?si=oCmdniGDZHc1VAaY
>>85752473>>85752499Strange question, but an unironic one.Villainessfur captures you both and says she's going to rape you in front of your waifur.Do you choose to sully yourself by fucking another woman in front of your wife, coercion or notORDo you get pegged and retain your fidelity?
Woof
>>85752493>2.15023m tall
>>85752700sigh as i use up my hallway pass to fuck evil pussy
>>85752707size difference cupdom
>>85752707>Who's the one getting broken now, big boy?
>>85752732>Hallway pass?
>>85752700I'd get pegged, if it's a noble sacrifice that I have to beg for just so my waifur sees how much I love her. I just hope then it doesn't give her a fetish for pegging me
>>85752732So you would rather belittle your waifur then yourself?
>>85752704Melting her brains with the combo sex and scritches
>>85752773Melting her brain with the combo of 3 lizard penises just the way she loves it
these hypotheticals suckhere's a real onethere is a waifur in front of you and you have to pet herbutyou can only pet her oncewhere do you choose to pet her?
Melting my brain with anthro pheromone made street drugs
>>85752808I say from the nape to chin scritches.
>>85752808Who will stop me from scratching her moar? You?
>>85752707probably just for model clarity that isn't reflected in the gamestill pretty funny
>>85752808chinthen earsthen bellyfuck you im petting her more
>>85752756I'd choose the pegging too.That way not only will the villainessfur gain no direct pleasure, but also it will be easier to show clearly that it's hurtful and not pleasuring.
>>85752375I'm with the other anons, it took me way too long to figure out what I was looking at. And even after the fact it's still hard to see that's Sam.
>>85752808That once is gonna last a long time because as long as my fingers still remain in contact then its 1 pet
>>85751220>Katia and idc what any homos have to sayThat wont change the fact that it makes you a cuck
>>85752375Cute
>>85752700>>85752756>>85752895>do you have sex with someone other than your waifur or do you have sex with someone other than your waifurare you retarded perchance
>>85752950You should've said purrchance
>>85752747Human woman learning momentA hall pass is a special agreement between partners usually for something like >I got a hall pass from my wife to buy a switch 2. I'm so happybut recently is more commonly used for>My husband said his hallpass is Dolly Parton. Elvis is my hallpass. If they ever came back from the dead lol. >My boyfriend agreed that his dad is my hall pass and he gets his middle school english teacher.>Yeah if I ever go backstage with them in person, I told my husband that I'd use my hall pass for their dressing roomA guilt free agreement to allow a partner to cheat with no repercussions because it would definitely* never happen. *A woman's hall pass 9 times out of 10 is entirely probable and within their ability and is the only reason its ever brought up in relationship.
>>85752950Pegging isn't real sex if you're not a homosexual.It's just abuse.
Hope everyone is ready for the Dragon's Dogma II: Shadow of the Flame -The Sex Update (where there is now sex)https://archiveofourown.org/works/64534276/chapters/251121891
>>85752964probably because it's something already happening
>>85752964>cheating permitsOh, you should've just said you're a cuckold.I'm sorry I don't know cuckold terminology.
>>85752918Projection. At least be funny and bring up the maggots
>>85753016See, now I will say that Katiafags are retards because you replied to it.
>>85752984
Khajiit
>>85753040:P
>>85753068you can't marry them in skyrim
>>85753114mods are canon, idiot
>>85753114you can marry two dirty argonian dudes though!
>>85753140and you know that because.....?
>>85753114You actually can even in vanilla with console commands, they just don't have a voice pack for it I believe.
i like björkher music is great
>>85753114Doesn't matter
>>85753165SAME!
>>85753165what if she was called Bork and she was dogy
>>85753179>didn't live to see her best albumspoor retard
>>85752264Radroach clearly
>>85753089If only they actually looked like that
>>85753179TWOTHREE-
>>85753147because i married derkeethus, duh
>>85753250>HURRR DURRR.... URRRGGGH
Groomerfurs...
>>85753167i wish
>>85753179Brauna's soulmate
>>85753279In another timeline perhaps.
>>85753243Hate how true that is>>85753114Also hate this
>>85753311purrplaps
>Deltarune
>>85752493So the facial expressions work like palworld's?
>>85753330nyagger
>deltarune fags clinging on to groomer theory after krusie fell through and kriselle is undeniably going to be portrayed as bad
An anon asked if I changed the brown I use for Marrow’s fur, and I DID mess around with a lighter shade, butt I’ve settled on the darker, common brown sharpie shade, as I like that tone best. Also, that same shade comes out darker on the new notebook.Pic is old paper, and >>85752704 is the new paper.Tune in later for more Marrow Month memoirs.
I’ve fully accepted groomer dess as canon because yjk whatever Toby’s really planning for dess is going to be way less interesting and not worth the wait
>>85753391I feel bad for em honestly>>85753399What if Dess ended up being trans but groomer Dess was canon
>>85752756Your waifur would get the ick and leave you.
>>85753363Yep
>>85753399toby fox is a longtime friend with omocat "shota" omori, he's not some priss who doesn't know what people are in to. the single time he fucked up and retweeted fanart on main was from another female artist and she drew this
>>85753429We're talking about waifurs. Anthro women > human women in every conceivable way
>>85753465did her own spin on the abuse goblin thing with them way later too
>>85753243meanwhile daggerfall
Genuinely what on earth won any of you people over with Deltarune? It's SUCH a gay game
>>85753494god I wish that soda were me
>>85753507They were probably conditioned.
you, your waifur, and your platonic waifur all training and fighting to become part of the top 5 strongest of your world’s anime power system
>>85753502Kek. Also arena totally forgotten as usual I see
>>85753526among other things
>>85753507You see, it won them over because they are annoying faggots.With rare exceptions like Sovetski or Catti fans.
>>85753494>>85753551why .... whyboner
Love Lekismon. Can some kind anon post the pics at these links? I can't get at them in my region https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/omunah/lekismon-lekismon-nsfw https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/omunah/lekismon-stare
>>85753551Jesus
>>85753549literally just human
>>85753604I think they're elves. Real creative stuff
>>85753549arena khajiit were literally this
>>85752984I didn't even realize this was a fic update. You might want to reply to the OP and mention it or it's liable to get missed.
>>85753619Kek
>222 and 77>past several days the threads have been getting faster and fasterlolI'd say round up and kill all autists but I also browse this thread so I'm also in that category.
plapping my momfur on the couch while my waifur is asleep upstairs
>>85753494Why are women so downright murderous/torturous towards kids
>>85753555and cheezy who, despite drawing it, never posts it
the foundation of dess x kris is rape and grooming so it's only ever brought up here by detractorswell, deltarune and undertale in its entirely unless it's the rare one off pic of toriel getting plapped
>>85753555>With rare exceptions like Sovetski or Catti fans.Those are consistently the worst DR fans
>>85753694are you saying that about all dess x kris or just most of it
>>85753680I didn't even realize he had a Xitter until Lorepaw reposted a drawing from it yesterday.
>>85753718all of it is age gap grooming borderline pedoslop
>>85753697There is no worst deltarune fan they're all equally bad, if you've seen /utg/ you'd know. I have never been on the side of jannies killing threads especially not on /v/ but when they did that with Deltarune threads I can't say I felt bad
>>85753652>plapping my momfur on the couch while my waifur is asleep upstairs & her furbrother's in bed the next room over
>>85753739sounds based 2beeH
>>85753623I thought those were updated whenever the new one was baked, but sure. Also, I fucked up uploading the cover. Pic rel is the one corresponding to the latest chap.>>85751060>>85752984 is the 30th chapter for Shadow of the Flame.
>>85753738>post mentions stealing someone's partner>lorepaw retweets itnever beating the allegations
>>85753488It would be even worse because her animal instincts would kick in after seeing you dominated.
yummers
>>85753791I should play Dragons Dogma some day, the sphinx lady from 2 makes me rather hard and I heard one can make the pawns look cute too.
>>85753825>worsebetter*
>>85753848they busted inside your thing there
>>85753848breading cups...
>>85753848rough day for your mom
>>85753753I feel bad for him
>>85753927That image was prophetic in a way
>>85753935how so
hot women arguing turns me on
>>85753935>>85753960Well I did bang his mom *high five*>>85753967I see her
>>85753978Bazinga
>>85753967TOMAR???
>>85753927You shouldn'tHe's next
>>85753967PEEPOR SPOTTED
>>85753935if you're referring to a certain someone's gross ntr kink, that came out before that image was drawn
The opps don't want you to know this but there is an entire undercity below NYC inhabited by rat people.
>>85754027>This broke Josh's brain
>>857540351slut spotted
>>85754035Pepper, my wife...
>>857540351glorp....
>>85754040How is that NTR unless he wanted to bang his mom.And he did get all the male guardmen he wanted in the end anyway.
ChudPaw >>> that 40k LorePaw
>>85754179don't question mom ntr people it's actually demented logic
>>85754203>calling him "that"getting my switch and whipping your hind quarters
>>85754208Incestniggers are exceptionally subhuman, indian level or maybe even below that.
>>85754218Sorry I don't know the lore of all Lore Paws.Only the one I'm in love with.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_intermarriagewe know europeans and whites are subhuman, what's new?
>>85754208all ntrfags are demented
>>85752984>>85753791You always seem to update just when I get worried that you haven't posted in a while. Glad to have it.
Do you ever read a story and feel like the waifur is a genderbend of the writer?
>>85754115His brain must've been broken ever since he consumed the mangosteens. That's when the Lowtax curse got to him.
>>85751103>>85751922>>85752150>>85752204>Implying a pure waifur like Averi would go anywhere near some smelly apesShe's sticks to her own kind, cucks
>>85754208Implying there's a "logic" to cheatingniggers to begin with.
>>85754093Better watch out for Doom-Spheres.
>>85754264True they're basically the opposite of saviorfags (me)
>>85754309Yeah and her kind are white humans.
Reminder that Dess took Kris's virginity before his balls even dropped. This is canon.
>>85754317i wasn't trying to imply such, but the incest ones were the subject of the convo
pedophiles have no place in hmofa
>>85754352cup mom or soda dad
>>85754352duh that's what the discord server is for
>>85754331also Dess is trans
>>85754328LOL no
>>85754356Waifur into cups
>>85754352It's hmofa culture
>>85754391ew this is hmofa
>>85754410Who do you think fucks them?
>>85754424idk post proof
>>85754352Sad day for Jampalanga, Spacewhale, Commonbleat, Zamoshvik, that raccoon guy and /b/anon
>>85754380sometimes you look at art and you can tell the artist is a bad person
>>85754446was it the chick having a dick that gave it away
>>85754438Okay
>>85754380Why not just give him a handjob at that point I don't get this shit
How would you unironically feel if your waifur had a (single digit) body count?
>>85754505Depends, what's her weapon of choice?
>>85754484I'm sure that with decades of material science, they must have discovered a way to make a fake pussy that feels better than a hand
>>85754464surprisingly no
>>85754505Why can't she refrain from it if I can?She's not my waifur then, it's that easy.
random thought that came to me: In a hmofa fighting game, who would be who's rivals in arcade mode?>>85754027>>85754115>>85754304looks like he oughta cope and sneed>>85754505depends why she killed someone
>>85754505
>>85754524Less intimate
>>85754527very telling answer on your part
>>85754505Like most well-adjusted adults who live in the real world and weren't brainwashed by /pol/ at a young age; I really wouldn't care unless she was getting more than one sexual partner per year.
>>85754505I wouldn't care. I've had sex
>>85754536>who's rivals in arcade mode?Missy and anyone who actually had sex.
>>85754561its refreshing to see levelheaded takes like this in a /trash/ fetish thread
>>85754536>cope and sneed
>>85754505Ugh. Dude! I live in the real world, okay? If my partner slept with five black men all in one night before me, why should I care? Ugh. Roly /pol/y much, chud?
>>85754505This >>85754562I've had previous partners and still yearn for love and settling down, no reason I would ask any potential prospects to be at a standard I myself couldn't keep.
>>85754536>In a hmofa fighting game, who would be who's rivals in arcade mode?Do you mean a /hmofa/ fighting game or a HMOFA fighting game? If it's the latter they could all simply belong to different factions that are at odds for one reason or another and within the group itself dialog options could clarify the battle is meant to settle an argument or training.
>>85754561>>85754562>t. used goods human maleHow does it feel to be completely unrapable even by dirty yiggers?
>>85754593specifically da bread
>>85754533Because you've only interacted with humans. Say you got in a relationship with an anthro woman and it didn't work out. How would you feel if you were avoided for being used goods and all the buncels kept calling you a manwhore?
>>85754505Is my waifur a war veteran or serial killer?
>>85754561This is the most cucked thing I've read in here since that one retard tried to convince us that NTR was only bad because it hurts the furboi's feelings.
>>85754603>
>>85754626Thoughts like that are why you haven't had sex.I've got some bad news: your virginity isn't valuable and neither is a womans.
>>85754611Then the situation would change and I would also be used goods?"What if you weren't you and your waifur wasn't your waifur" gee I wonder
>>85754590>>85754626kind of childish tbdesu
>>85754505I'm 27 and not a virgin so I can't really expect her to be totally pure
>>85754643>>85754650used
>>85754603>got out of work late>hurrying home through the bad part of town>pack of yeens surrounds you with the intent to rape>"WAIT WAIT WAIT I'VE HAD SEX BEFORE!">"Ayo??">"BRUH">"Fuck outta here nigga I ain't raping no used goods manhoe"
>>85754643Oh, you are actually just thoroughly raped, got it.
>>85754626>cuckoldry mentioned out of nowhere i would be happy if you guys just stopped bringing this fag shit up every thread
>>85754590this guy has a shitted fetish no doubt
>>85754643>>85754650The larp department is down the hall and to the left.
>>85754643your ability to properly police your chastity (this goes for the man too) is what's valuableIt shows you have restraint and the good judgement not to entangle yourself with another unless you're deadset on the long haul with them.One-night stands and quick flings are signs of intemperance and poor quality.
>>85754693The prompt said "single-digit body count"
>>85754626isn't that the whole reason why NTR is so reviled? like, homewrecking i mean
>>85754643only highschoolers talk about dumb shit like this
>>85754702You can make single digit regrets.
>>85754626Virtue signaling men on /trash/ of all places is pretty embarrassing.
>>85754643The virginity isn't valuable on its own, no. What's valuable are those precious first times together, exploring each other's body, learning together - that rush of adrenaline, the wuv hormones in full effect. That's something you can only experience once. Everything after that is mundane, nice sure, but not all that special. I can only say all this because I've had the great fortune of experiencing it, and I'm sorry if you didn't get to.
>>85754715>ugghh i'm so mature in my furry porn threadLarp larp larp.
If she had like one or two partners before and wants nothing to do with them that's fine but anything above that and she's a dumb whoreSame goes for men
>>85754505>Cuckfag samefagging and stirring shit upA waifur with a bodycount is a human roastie, not a waifur
>>85754709It's not the only reason.Two other examplesThere's the whole concept that's it a homosex thing because the "bull" gets off on the cuck being miserable and the cuck gets off on the bull being there.That the woman is usually completely secondary or used for in same degrading way she is in bestiality or shitted.
>>85754746
>>85754737What does that have to do with virtue signalling you dumb nigger.
I dislike my waifur, she is very mean and hits me
>>85754737i bet the discord was behind this amirite buddy
>>85754742If you are fine with 2 the your are fine with 3, 10, 20, and more. Your arbitrary numbers for the number of time some guy got his dick wet in your waifur are nothing but spooks
7oomer is the most worthless addition this thread has ever received
>>85754702It doesn't really change, people who think that finding out a partner isn't one for a long term relationship is somehow hard are ones too stupid and too desperate for one.
>>85754505She wouldn't be my waifur then
>>85754764>STILL going on about muh verchew signalingLarpus maximus.
>>85754792>If you are fine with X you are fine with YNo I'm not I just said so
>>85754505Everyone's waifurs would be used goods
Don't want a slut. Won't take a slut. Simple as.
>>85754589holy shit, i listened to this whole saga through audio, never saw what he looked like. thats rough buddy
>>85754693Is celibacy still valuable if it's born from an inability to lose it over an unwillingness to do so?
>>85754814Sluts are desperate and would accept me. I don't deserve better honestly
>>85754807Attempting to ragebait with words you don't understand how to use just makes you look like a retard btw
>>85754643A key that unlocks many doors is useful not vice versa
>>85754611>Say you got in a relationship with an anthro woman and it didn't work out.Why was I fucking her if I wasn't sure it would work out? I don't have single digit IQ and neither does my waifur, you hypothetical doesn't work.
Who else /nicewitit/
>say jesterpaw doesn't look THAT much like lorepaw>she looks just like lorepawtouché....
>>85754807i bet demidoggo is behind all these posts right pal
>>85754774Just wanna grill
>>85754819WOOOOAAH BUNNNY
>Anni just startedWonder if newfags would pick it up this year, got a bad feeling...
>Tornado of cuckolds just stopsVery organic
You really can just sort /hmofa/ posters into two groups:>Those who are here because they dynamic is interesting and they can apply their worldly experiences to it>Those who are here as a coping mechanism to hide from their lack of worldly experience others were having left and right from their limited perspective, parasitically and vicariously feeding off the types of peopleDo you think Oliver Hart is a touchless kissless virgin? I don't. A touchless kissless virgin could never write something like Leaves of Fall. He went out side, had experiences, likely fornicated out of wedlock, he might have even had sex with two or three girls.Oliver Hart cucked every anon in this thread eternally out of three whole girls!!! We need to hate him!!!See how that doesn't add up? Because it's a ridiculous thing to rely on. Being a girls first doesn't make you special unless their girl is unstable BPD bitch.I lost my virginity right after high school.It didn't ruin my brain, it didn't bind the woman to me permanently, neither of us are married or have kids, last time we spoke we were bitching about the launch of ARK:SA.Cause it was just sex, and that's what 90% of sex is: just sex.Sex can be more special with a long term partner, but it's still just sex.Having it doesn't hurt you, and womens vaginas don't get gaped out and become impossible to pleasure unless their shoving bad dragon chance up themselves for onlyfans.If you think a womans virginity is some hallowed thing then you actually need to close the thread and go touch grass right now.>A key that unlocks many doorsYou gonna ride one amusement park ride for the rest of your life? It was the first one you ever rode so you can't have any new experiences outside that one, that would get your back pockets dirty!Final time I'll say it: Touch grass.
>>85754882i thought that was the tenth
>>85754890>Tornado of cuckoldsahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha ohhhhh fuck that's funny
>>85754589>>85754819>>85754850he was my main reason for cutting back on drinking kek. lost a lot of weight thanks to that
>>85754902I can't tell if you're being sarcastic
optiskinny vs optifat
>What if your waifur [insert the most unwaifur thing you can think of]My waifur is a pure untainted rose ready to bloom and you are a nigger for attempting to tread on my dreams.
optiplap
>>85754920look man some things just hit me the right way okay
>>85754897Started early, join in
>>85754922what about... OptiFine
>>85754929what if your waifur was randomly turned into a human male once a month
>>85754821NTA, but pair bonding drastically deteriorates after the first partner. >>85754591>>85754562Also I have seen this samefagness before, you do this everytime. jajajjaja
>>85754894You completely miss the point.Nobody "hates" anyone with a bodycount.The question was "what if YOUR waifur had a bodycount".Oliver is welcome to find a waifur that matches his experience and everyone would be happy for him.Same way I want to find one that matches mine.How is this so hard to understand for you people?
>>85754938as long as he's not on OptiFans
>>85754937im too tired and all my ponybros all joined the military at the same time
>>85754505I have the same so it wouldn't be the end of the world.
>>85754840Ough stuffy office lady sex.
>>85754951>>85754894>Cause it was just sex, and that's what 90% of sex is: just sex.Oh, sorry, I didn't read all of your drivel, you're actually just retarded, got it.
>>85754505Feel like almost none of you guys understood this prompt. I'll ask again in a week with better wording.
>>85754894>Do you think Oliver Hart is a touchless kissless virgin? I don't. A touchless kissless virgin could never write something like Leaves of Fall.Sounds like the touchless kissless writing got into you.
>>85754505>Single digitThat's it?
>>85754949
>>85754894I really need to degeneratemaxx once I'm independent and try to get as much skank pussy as possible while piss drink.I really need to get some experience under my belt instead of the steady gray slop I'm in
>>85754811>>85754505Unhappy anthro woman who tried to get over you not existing in her world, because she sees you in her dreams, by losing her virginity but it makes her feel worse, then the merge happens and sees you but she feels too ashamed to even face you so she offs herself in her apartment.And you'd never even know
>>85754949does she like collecting stamps as a human male?
>>85754978Ok this one will be a little too easy to edit into ChudPaw methinks.
>>85754938essentially defunct, use sodium, vanilla performs pretty well nowadays too
>>85754998i would be so happy to see her she wouldn't do that though
>>85754998shut the fuck up
>>85754993WOW so you hate humans
>>85754894This appears to contradict the other sex-haver, >>85754734Lesson here: Experience May Vary
>>85754987just don't this shit is obviously not worth talking about at all
>>85754987You prompt is as retarded as always."What if X that needs to have a list of qualities wasn't X that has a list of qualities???" Then it won't be X you dumb fucking retard.
>>85754998realistically she probably would've married some furboi she likes, maybe one like me in personality. wouldn't be the type to lose it casually.can't blame her at all. i basically did the same thing.
>>85754894>Reddit: The Post>>85754929I find it funny that people associated Virgin == Pure. Trying to mark waifurs all as one personality. The "cuckfag"'s biggest cope is that it is realistic and that is why his stories are more vibrant. But he never tells us his stories because all authors who subscribed to such nonsense never made it to general favoriates. Except for Happy Dragon. His stories didn't get more popular because (I assume) he is an ESL. And he REFUSED test readers and literally posted what felt like first drafts.
>>85755034>>85755035Okay, here's a better promptWhat's your waifur's favorite Christopher Nolan film?
>>85754978These are some confusing feelings.
>>85754998Whatever anyone itt does. Please NEVER write this idea as a full story. I HATE miseryslop!
why is hmofa so easy to bait and trigger?
>>85754894What if I've fucked more times than i can count but also haven't fucked in 10 years because I've grown to fundamentally despise foids on such a level that it's what actually part of what got me into hmoaf?
>>85755068furries love drama
>>85755068Everyone on 4chan is easy to bait. Fuck man ever been to /b/? Logposting is still really good at pissing off the boomer coomers who still use that board. And it's the most retarded low effort shitposting (literal) imaginable
>>85754998>she offs herself in her apartment.As she should. If she is going to lose her virginity then it should be with her Furboi lifemate.
>>85754894Sounds like a lot of whorecope ngl desu
>>85754894Wtf is up with the Oliver Hart fanfiction in this post?
im back just won a wasted an hour installing hard drives into my pc award cause i found out WUH721818ALN604 drives use PWDIS which basically mean i can go fuck my chud life my psu doesn't have the legacy power pin support to run them now i have to find a molex to sata adapter to make them work.>>85754328also i can confirm this is true Averi is Aryan and loves my bwc
>>85755101moar like deathmate
>>85755063I honestly have never rewatched a Nolan film willingly, they're fine as a one time viewing and that's really it. Inception I guess since it would expect you to actually remember the last scene and that was a rather fresh experience.
lmaolook at these faggots talking about having sex with human women
>>85754734This guy understand. My first was virgin teen tomboy pussy. No roastie could ever compare.
>lmao>look at these faggots talking about having sex with human women
>>85755053haha, cuck
>>85755195wtf don't dox me like that
>>85754894I guess I'm technically both since I like the dynamic more than wanting to be in the dynamic (ofc I want it with all my heart but I'm not killing myself over it) but am also a loveless kissless virgin.
>>85755195oh my god... angry joe really let himself go
>>85755208you need to gain more pounds to gain your american nationality, skinny.
>85754894>85754762>85754643>85754561>85754977>85754652Every time I come back after a bit, I see posts like these and it fills me with the urge to abandon all of my stuff and fuck off.Not out of anger but tiredness. I can't keep going on and pretending that you all don't have mental illnesses.
>>85755234I remember meeting my swedish friend irl and dude the guy was way fatter than me
>>85755212>>85755212make me.
>>85754894On top of Oliver being a genuinely talented writer, he once told me something along the lines of "you write what you know."Nigga spitting facts
>>85755247*farts in my hand* *rubs it all over your face*
Truthfully, i've only ever had one crush in my lifegirl i knew through middle and highschool, best friends basically
>>85755259It's a lot easier for one person to shit up that thread than for you to shit up this one
>>85755164We're not sour grapes copers. We know what we had and what we truly want.
>>85754978https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhHsyGPy6sI
>>85755259Radjesh we don't need you to repost here everything you post in your dead thread.
>>85755247>im not listed fuck you, whore
>>85755247>>85755272It's not even just the subject or opinions that bother me. But the tone and theme. But I can't leave, I just repurpose all of you. My precious little general.My noble little unicode spittersMy data.
>>85755273What happened?
>>85755343MY DUNE
i tried to make a post and got thread deleted WTF\the final hmofa
>>85755332Depends if they're properly adjusted by the manufacturer to not blind others, adjusted by the manufacturer to blind every-single-fucking-one on the road and it passed regulations because fuck you, properly adjusted retrofits or garbage retrofits that are treated the same way as properly adjusted retrofits but blind you like the shitty manufacturer ones that passed the regulations but are as illegal as the properly adjusted retrofits even if they don't blind you because fuck you you're not the Big Three that could pay off every single lawmaker to allow blinding headlights on the road if they came from the factoryalso >>85755292 you're a fucking retard go fuck yourself
was there a mod nuke where did posts go too
>>85755354what happens to most friendships after highschool
Either he's just fixing the OP or he got mad because someone pointed out he made a mistake.
New (better) Thread:>>85755405>>85755405>>85755405
>>85755286none of your troll attempts will be as annoying and disruptive as the scat/ponybot spammer. 1 petty post every 5 minutes is insignificant to veterans like us.https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/59612249/
>>85755419I mean I'm just trying to help you out. If you want a thread that isn't dead as shit, you'd just spend time in your own thread rather than the thread that's actually popping off
I miss when /hmofa/ was slow, I also miss when /v/ wasn't just full of AI slopper jeets making endless bait threads over and over. I can't even use the board or website anymore, /g/ is just as bad too. Its fucking hell out here.
Truthfully, i learned what a waifur is early on enough that i never grew a taste for real women and have held out because I'd feel nasty losing my virginity to anyone but my waifur. i don't really care about you manwhores, you do your thing. i dont agree with it but im not going to chastise you for it. i will keep shutting out real women and growing as a person to prepare to be the best husband and eventually father i can be
>>85755456stay strong anonone day she will be there
>>85755442holy shit that tummy
>>85755419>blackedfur veteran
>>85755554Dude was traumatized by ponies. Also can't really call it veteran when it was not even like 5 years ago lol
>>85755419Shouldn't you be happy about being cucked out of your own thread?
>>85755602He loves getting humiliated by the /hmofa/ bvll
