/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5501>"Mechanic Fop" Edition--Stories--By Itsunos_Vision>Shadow of the Flame (Ch. 30)https://archiveofourown.org/works/64534276/By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 58)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Traumfrauhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93447781By deerlover7>Hidden Between Dark (Ch. e)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92060321By Phaffabout>The Temple of the Quiet Storm (Ch. 8)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92852156/By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 35)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776/By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 28)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By JacklinMauer>The Gambler (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/93883106By ResidentDegnerate>Boy Meets Goylehttps://rentry.org/p88hq8kaBy Scan>Pigeon Postal Delivery Service (Ch. 4)https://rentry.co/pigeon-postalBy Hills_of_mud>A reward for the faithfulhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93546541By Anon>Jackpothttps://rentry.org/f7h2atwm[ Story Masterbin ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]:https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85755405Missed a thread or two?:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
>>85758837I love that edit and I love this gleeby
https://youtu.be/Cz6QZugRB-8
>>85758808BITCH, I was gonna use that image for this post! Maintenance women are the greatest thing ever!Whatever! Anywho...We're on our third batch of bi-weekly story prompts!Our last batch was>Dark clouds and distant thunder had dominated the sky for days now, and...>Cruising down the highway in the dead of night was always relaxing for...>New restaurants were always nice to try, but the food at this particular place smelled...The entries for it were>Untethered - prompt oneshotA story of a soldier encountering a rather unnerving wolfly woman of the supernatural variety.>Deer in the headlightsDoe lady winds up in over her head after a vehicular mishap>The horned doeAfter failing at life, a man hydroplanes off the road and into a fairy tale scene>Untitled By Hamlet of TroyA cat woman and a man named Barry fall victim to a random chimp event while stopped at a gas station>Lucky Find by AnonA man and a horse woman on a far off alien world encounter each other in the night, and discover something quite unusualSO, next we have three new prompts for your consideration:>The fog was thick, the air was cold, and the...>Gold and bronze leaves adorned the trees in the...>Dark twisting corridors wound their way through...Write us something quick, anything from 2k to 10k words, and let's see what's on your mind. Amateurs or people who have never written are especially encouraged to partake.CURRENTLY, we have for this batch of entries:By ResidentDegnerate>Boy Meets Goylehttps://rentry.org/p88hq8kaA news reporter happens upon Ivy (yes that one), and has a less than pleasant experience at the diner he finds her in.The next batch is on Oct 13th.
Well?
Where does you waifur fall on the retard staircase?
>>85758883big dobber
>>85758889Well I wouldn't want to catch the "censor bars that don't actually censor anything" disease...
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm>>85758883"find my dober" fit
>>85758899the low grade imbecile
>>85758899this is neet propaganda
We need more hmofa wedding images
I have two stories I want to write but I barely have the time to work on one.
River Redlake
queen of the slightly more readable hearts
>>85759037
Left or Right?
Correct
>>85759074The correct was meant for>>85759025
>>85759069I choose the middle path.Specifically turning 360 degrees and walking away
>>85759038But you ARE writing the one you can work on, yes?
>>85759060Oh that's a huge improvement actually I could tell from the thumbnailThanks
>>85759047I don't know who that is but she seems pretty sexy.>>85759060Yeah, that looks pretty good.
>>85758883Does he have an Irish, Welsh, or Scottish accent?
>>85759060this is better thank you
>>85759060muy friggin awesome
>>85759025I want to marry this doe and spend the rest of my life doting on her and reasoning together and sleeping with my arms wrapped around her. Why did you have to put this thought it my head? Now I have to imagine it for tbe rest of the night against my will. I need a daki or something.
>>85759023Just to be sure that I understand what you are saying, the existence of the mentally retarded is a fabrication of the unemployed
>>85758899>tfw moronnothing's worse than being smart enough to actually see your shortcomings but dumb enough to be unable to overcome them
>>85759105I keep flipping back and forth. I come up with an idea for one, try to write it when I have time, then come up with an idea for the other one and repeat. They're similar enough in setting that ideas can cross over, but vastly different in most other respects.
>>85758808>fappping to hmofa porn>suddenly megumi appearswut
Choose
>>85759191Goat, Badger, what is the last one?
>these are your fursons
>>85759206Wolverine
>>85759206Pretty sure that's a wolverine.
>>85759168all workers ranging from idiots to morons I mean
>>85759210The right one really takes after his father.
>>85759210That's extremely cursed.
>>85759191The wolverine. >>85759212>>8575921599% of anthro wolverine art is fat fetish shit. This is a blessed image.
>>85759191middle
John Skyrim has been busy
>>85759278gotta make more dragonborn
>>85759249This is your furdaughter
>>85759298Every generation of new dragonborn means a new rerelease of skyrim.Skyrim is already 8/17 of the games bethesda has put out in the last 20 years.
>>85759249What did you expect from the union between a human and a big headed, snoutless, anthropomorphic cat?
>>85759174Is there a way that with some tinkering, you can work them into being an A plot and B plot in the same broader story?
>>85759249katia's womb is tamriel's petri dish
For how infamous a reputation sonic has for the degree of autistic behaviour it's fandom has been attracting since it's founding I'm still always surprised by how little HMOFA adjacent writing there's been for itEven just sfw romance in general, not only smut ficsYou think there'd be at least one autist out there pumping out 'vaguely deniable' self insert ship fics with the various sonic waifurs like other early 2000s writers used to do with similar foundational IP's, AlexanderMugetsu & his extensive library of pokesmut for example, but apparently not
>>85758808I love mechanic anthros
>>85759421I know this is just a fox, but it gave me an idea for a Kitsune that's really fascinated by mechanical things like cars and bikes
>>85759421
>>85759366>She's fucked literally all of creation>And she still chose youAwwwwww
Anon had that shit on speed dial
>>85759455more/artist?
>>85759455Your wife doesn't love you if she wouldn't kiss you after doing such an act
>>85759455I would fuck since she's an anal slut
>>85759372Not to mention there is barely any HMOFA material in it. Closest you get is with Thunderbolt the Chinchilla and her obsession with Dr.Eggman.
haha it looks like a weeeaner :DD
>>85759421>>85759455>not even the same foxkek
>>85759515This ALMOST looks like she's mid sneeze
>>85759455imagine hannah crouched under a filthy horse.....
When your Digimon partner evolves into a bad girl.
>>85758883>"Damn... I'm into that."
>>85759421Same!
>>85759531Almost?
>>85759565Almost.
korean-brand bandwagoning
>>85759459now that you put it like that it is kind of romantic
>>85759579This is slop
>>85759510True, even Sonic X, the series that literally had them end up on earth for the majority of the runtime, didn't really take advantage of that for any humuorous ronmantic hijinks at all
>>85759459I don't think the hotdog down a hallway gif would do her justice at that point
>>85759595Yep unironically>>85759630There's more to love than sex anon
>>85759623Also fair point to bring up that for most of the franchise the only human is Dr.Eggman except the few times they do include other humans in the series but then you wonder whatever happened to all those humans.
Poop shit dog
>>85759597the abysmal resolution isn't helping its case but no, actuallyhttps://x.com/texpress1009
>>85759668>tfw no humie
>>85759421phops
gremlin fox
>cutie piFUUUUUUCK i finally got it
>>85759668I looked through the artists other works but there's just no way that's not slop
drew more Mira, yay
>>85759709I'd like to put a pie into that cup
>>85759649Tbf in the original run there were the Overlanders who also lived on Mobius, though even once it was revealed they'd been driven into hiding in their underground city thing rather then completely genocided by Eggman as was originally implied it's not like they were actually made use of all that muchI don't remember if they even had any major named characters at that
>>85759704also on this, is it cheating to do a sketch before the ink for inktober?first time doing this whole thing.
>this is you, your waifur and her supportive father
>>85759730it has the hallmarks of it and the small res feels like it's trying to obscure some of them, namely near the fringes of the hair. would make no sense for them to gen something once only now with the knowledge of what that could do to their reputation. koreans are zealous about anti-ai in their circles
>>85759762ough
>>85759762very classy wendigo anon
>>85759766The hair, the weird tufts, the ear placements, the cuffs, the uneven messy lines on the collar and bottom of the sweater, etc, etc
>>85759455Bibisi wonned
>>85759623I remember there's an episode where amy goes on a date with the human racer dude
>>85759532somehow not as bad as imagining hannah with a furboi
>>85759828that was a horse sire
>>85759837hannah hates men in general, but barnyard animals are fair game. she's probably browsed all sorts of awful sites over the years
>>85759844>Breaks out of the stone, expecting mortals to be scared of her>Ends up becoming a hikikomori that chain smokes while ordering food online from her apartment Sad.
>>85759855>barnyardshe loves that movie
>>85759864I can believe it
>>85759885is that yms when he sees a horse
>>85759885
>>85759885>Who ate all the pizza rolls?
>>85759757Why would it be?>>85759704Lovely fops.
omw to the liqor sto
>>85758837>"Hey! Can I shoot you with my quadrangleblorgnarfzer?! It'll be great content for Glorptube!"How do you respond?
more cope I guess.
>>85759159alternatively, go to the doll threads on /jp/, and figure out how to improvise modding attachments to make one resemble Rue.Archive site is warosu org for that board, it's very informative to search thru.Plastic coat hangers to rip and repurpose as antler armature is questionable, better to figure out a way to strap 'em to the mask/facepieceGodspeed anon!
Can some Anon sacrifice themselves to this damn fox demon here? Otherwise shitposters aka demons will soon flood this place endlessly.
>>85759895Olivia is really pretty, shame that /snoot/ are the Tumblr autists of /trash/
>>85758899I'm a Medium Imbecile. She's a Low Grade Imbecile.
>>85759482>It's 12:01 so the hash report is worthless
>>85759915Why so angy babeBelly hurt?Come let me give you some love>Smooches her snoot
>TIL that there's a canon adult design for Taichi Yagami and now I need to see him get freaky with a MILF Greymon anthro.
welcome to the abysswe got cup and also cup classic
>>85759979RIP Anon
>>85759855>she's probably browsed all sorts of awful sites over the yearsHannah got all of her shit off 4chan by developing an autistic mental network connection on where she can browse to see what.
>>85759952Why would that humie wear fur on their armor? IN THE FUCKING DESERT?
>>85760010>theirI meant to say his sorry esl
>>85759871dicks out for biggie cheese
>>85760010I get the impression those two are not that bright, a Dumb & Dumber situation
>>85759934Have this cursed image.
>>85759513FUCK ME the landscape is so fucking beautifulborn too late to avoid red tape rape, born too early to 3D print space shuttles (not meant to enter in the gay ass atmosphere), born just in time to wagie in a service economy built on outsourcing.
>>85759998ew *fixes her*
>>85759513mmm sci fi with waifurs
>>85760027I feel nothing you faggot, this is 4chan.
she grabbe the sign
>>85760043dimmi wouldn't say that
>>85759952I love big canine + small human adventuring couples
Anthro who fakes having Tourette's to get away with yelling slurs.
>>85760076Erica Catwoman
i like girls who look just a little bit mentally ill
>>85760027
>>85760045This is one of the few waifurs that could take an entire horsecock with no problems since she's so large.
>>85760045The moon beckons.
>>85760027Funny, but wrong.
this is your waifur
>>85760076>"Hic- pwease don't hit me *sniff*">"I'm shust a wittle glowmouse, there's no more of us left">"Noooo please I'd die if you hit me with your sword">"I didn't mean to call you that -NIGGER! .... sowwy..."
>>85760082we stand with erica kirkman
>>85760045Is that Tricky
>>85760094has nothing to do with what you said besides horses but i thought of azalea riding a horse and the horse looks tiny compared to her and it can't carry her since she's so big and i thought it was funny hehe hoho
>>85760117the groomer took all of the floof
>>85760131who's tricky?
>>85760133azalea riding a horse but it's because she's large enough to mating press it
>>85760133Imagining her sitting atop a horse and her legs reach the ground.
>>85760120sovl
>>85760120>Photo taken moments before straight soda
this fucking whore is just begging to get milked
>>85760118Why does she talk like a fluffy
>>85760165that's a cute mascot
>>85760076She would, she's already halfway there.
>furdaughters grow up to look like this instead of fluffballs
>>85760188if i saw that out my window i'd probably post about it on 4chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMo15slQ27k
>>85760148yeah that's what i was thinking a regular horse is like pony sized next to her
>>85760188*sighs*would
>>85760168Glowmouse deception tactic waiting to heatblast you at melee
>>85760207https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooklyn_Supreme
>>85760188My dream
There are some tricky kitsune infesting this thread.
Alternatively
>>85760168>Can tolerate real lifegore videos>Can't look at this fluffy pony torture shit for more than a couple seconds without feeling badIs there something wrong with me?
>>85760223i also checked and yes there is a sex toy named after him
>>85760147She's mating pressing the horse? What?
>>85760239probably because those fluffy shits are retarded and annoying
>>85760242Who is this goddess?
>>85760260robyn from wolfwalkerspiercing icy gaze is good
>>85760145The clown from Madness Combat
>>85760257>This is your waifurs pets
https://youtu.be/0V9MUz9G6Ngdon't think I saw anyone post new vib
>>85760273ermm not the krystal i meant to attach but whatever
>>85760273Lewd activities with Cerinian females.
>>85760300Which Discord OC is this one
>>85760285SODA...
thinking about angelic bnnuy
>>85760303yours
>>85760331ewwww eww ewwwwwww i'd never own a filthy rodent i'd give her away to someone in the thread just for getting trips
>>85760312Krystal has a nice ass.
>>85760335her ass isn't big enough for me to simp
>>85760312problem, liberal?
>>85760339too late, that's your waifur. you're going to love her
>>85760303Google’s
>>85760339somebody call fail army this guy just failed big time
>>85760339At least she's not a mustelid.
>>85760312So I guess "Soda" is joining "Falacio" in /hmofa/ vernacular?
>>85760368FUCK YOU, STUPID NIGGER FAGGOT. MUSTELIDAE ARE THE BEST AND YOUR JUST NAD BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ONE
>>85760368those make ok waifurs and they offer a pretty good range of variation. i'd probably crack some shitcorder windows with my mustelid wife
>>85760373no, spacewhale
>>85760373and cup, though cup fucker is moar of an /afohm/ thang
>>85760373need a pervy soda jerk waifur on the double, still serving /ss/ the old fashioned way
>>85760413
I love you Anon...but only as a friend.I'm just not into...um...the "Furred".I'm into humans. Sorry.
That one meme thought I might do one too
>>85760339
>>85760414at least post an actual soda
Im desparate for a level designor
Is the afohm cup posting equivalent posting sodas or cups posting about human men?
>>85760423I only drink water and milk so idk close enough
>>85760424I'm sorry the slampig dev but I never used 3d in my life
>>85760431the latterthe opposite is dudes posting shotas here and wishing they were them while being idk taken to the park or whatever women do with unacompanied minors in 2026
>>85759579She would be a ferret, not a freaking fox, Malfoy's animal form was that of a white ferret!!
>>85760446can you at least just draw it on graph paper for me with cute stick figures and explanations
>>85760421because you drew molly vomiting like six years ago and i'll never forgive you for that
I wish Loona would soda
>>85759762This is gay, you nigger, don't post futa shit.
>>85760460doberella hacked down all the threes so there's no more paper. paper is cancelled
>>85760424you gotta steal levels from other games and mix and match them
>>85760483*treesshe also stole all the number threes too though. 3 satisfies her evil needs
>>85760424Use prerendered backgrounds instead.
>>85760420She's only rodent racist?
>>85760420I saw Manager in my dream last night. He was just a face in the crowd, and went by very quickly, but still.No waifurs at all.Just this guy.
>>85760529Yeah she mainly hates other rodent species
>>85760460I don't have graph paperHave you tried borrowing homework from crash, banjo&kazooei, gex64, jackin dexter, mayron 64 and like rayman 2?maybe you're overthinking it you worked on platforming stuff before just think of each level like it's a challenge course testing one or a combination of skills
trixie juggling three hardrives: one contains all archived text for every /hmofa/ thread ever, one contains every piece of OC ever made in /hmofa/ and the third contains a complete copy of slam dingo (not included in the OC drive)she just slipped on a banana peel: which drive are ya savin'?
>>85760561Would she include rabbits/hares on that? I know they technically aren't rodents, but it's close enough.
>>85760575i hate platformers
>>85760592I mean if the OC drive contains every game besides Slam Dingo then I think that kind of stands to reason why someone would secure it. Imagine losing MCS forever.
>>85760617she enjoys her job i see
>>85760592I'm saving trixi of course, then fuck correcting her
>>85760617snooping as usual i see
>>85760608Do your homework
>>85760592>>85760617realistically the games and art have better odds of surviving the test of time on someone's random hard drive already compared to desuarchive, being brutally honest
>>85760597In-person she generally gets along with rabbits (but is jealous they're taller than mice) but online she tends to get into fights with them a lot.
>>85760592hard drives are actually really fuck off durable they'll probably be fine i wont dive in to try to catch them while she's also falling because that just sounds hazardous for everyone involved.
>>85760541
Which waifurs would fucking hate each other if they met?
>>85760657Hilarious to think rabbits are Already the womanlets of the anthro internet compared to most mammals but still get shit from the giga womanlet mice
>>85760671Averi and any yeen
This is your waifeather's dad.
>>85760671missy and almost anyone else
