just felt like i had to fart and farted out a huge glob of mucous. not a single particle of poopie. my butthole just sneezed

clemgross

Always wanted the power to stop time but I only use it to sleep and bed rot

i think in niccing for the first time

>>85761100
i would cry in public and stare at pretty humans

>>85761113
This too but at a buffet

>>85761101
oih shit dude *hands you a ciggy*

large the works status: house'd

>>85761130
thanks poss *eats ciggy*
but im just gonna try to sleep it off

i don't want to go to work tomorrow waaaa

meeoow

>>85761273
make me into kitty

My packed lunch has an uneven meat to rice ratio
The rice is also dry

why do i keep postponing things why
i keep doing it and i can not stop
im not even postponing hard things, but the simplest of things

whats with all the violent homeless junkies everywhere

>>85761725
do you feel like you have a consistent self that persists through time

time... to day...

sorry for marty wossing

why do trannys always get passive aggressive and dismissive whenever i point out that theyre in a suicide cult

why do my kitties keep running away from me whenever i come near

why is comic dialogue getting more and more unrealistic like theyre copying internet chat replies and turning them into comics

back then comics had dialogue that felt real like the kind of conversations id have with people i knew from school

it feels nice being able to talk about this here because bringing up comics to someone in line at the grocery store would be so awkward like do they even know what im talking about have they ever read comics do they still read them do they even know what comics are

i think its time for me to head out

goodnight weird homos

comics dont say stuff like "blue blazes!" out of nowhere anymore

why are ugly, fat, schizophrenic, walmart employees judging me when i make more money than they will ever see in their entire life

>>85762008
Walmart employees typically come home to a full warm house full of love while your eyes sink deeper in your skull

>>85762033
youre that guy who makes shit up all the time yeah?

>>85762047
I dont post here enough to be a guy
You're making things up pal

>>85762050
lol

uhhh eating a candy bar didnt make me not hungry it just made me more hungry instantly

>>85762175
All you did is wake up your tummy now its even more aware of food

>>85762263
im eating mackerel in tomato sauce on crips bread to silence him at least that counts as real food and it has proteims

>>85762272
I've lived in a land locked area forever so seafood was never a thing out here
Still cant get into fish I wish I could a lot of meals look great
Just cant do it :(

>>85762312
are you from kazakstan

>>85762320
Arizona :^)

>>85762327
whats the point of your big 12 lane high ways if you cant get fish

>>85762336
The highways block access to the ocean unfortunately
Nowadays fish is normal here but my family just never bothered with it growing up

>>85762352
maybe you could start with fishsticks or some other breaded and fried fish those are good
with buttered potatoes and peas on the side

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nini possies

>>85762361
Another part of it is the fish feel in mouth
Its over for me
At that point id rather just get fried chicken than waste food

we just got a new female college and she is making me question my faggotnes
guys...i think i might be a bi-scum >_<

>>85762487
bis cum

bis cum....

biscuits

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im starting to read peoples faces. i couldnt do that before

>>85762631
doggy it’s 5 in the morning please calm down

>>85762785
doggy wakes up early to do this and then 10 laps and then 4 mcmuffins 4 hashbrowns 2 orange juices and then 12 handstands and then a 45 minute nap timelapse and then 200 more reps of go bouncy go silly all set to sabotage by the beasty boys then he goes to sleep for like 11 hours

ohhh to be a doggy dog
not to worry about job and paying rent...

We will resolutely uphold whatever policy decisions Chairman Mart made, and unswervingly follow whatever instructions Chairman Mart gave

gonna get shitfaced and watch the spongebob movie

>>85763235
its 7am

>>85761778
...this question is 2deep4me
i dunno bro, i think the answer is yes
i was myself yesterday and i will be myself tomorrow

>>85763198
Dogs are like the only animal that has jobs lmao

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Question, is my niece objectively a cute kid? Do you think I need to be worried about her getting molested?

what the fuck poss

I honestly can't tell, but people tell me she's a cute kid all the time. Are they being creeps, or is she just objectively cute?

catching your pbf scratch his butthole and sniffing

white people love mayo clinic

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>>85763589

crazy how ritalin suppresses your appetite

>>85763475
i do not care for this kid

so do you even want pictures of my hole all stretched out over a dildo or what

>>85764092
Not really

i have been pooping so much this week probably clocked $100 in time on the toilet alone

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ive been playing quasimorph but its pretty annoying to look for stuff to upgrade your ship and the only class im missing is the one thats made for looting

>>85764096
oh okay *deletes all the pictures i took* nvm

>>85763475
if this is really your neice i hope she gets abducted and held for ransom and maybe murdered solely because they were able to identify and track her due to your post alone

>>85761863
because people are starting to actually talk like theyre on discord irl

all my friends are too busy with other stuff to go to the furry rave with me this halloween u_u

feeling a bit anxious without my cage on

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i want to kill people

i want to slub pepple

>>85764385
that's okay now you can walk into your boss' office and jerk one out right into his eye

>>85764401
If you had a possy to kiss, would you still want to kill people?

i can hear all the office happy people laughing and cutting up

>>85764625
walk over to the water cooler and take your pants off

>>85764673
then they'd just be laughing at me...

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>>85764106
That's a really fun game, I had a lot of fun with it but I was also sort of always stressed out by the game getting harder over time.

You can always use the clone who's best for looting (Stack weight or bonus inventory girl), and you could figure out what faction is giving class chips as a reward and travel to a plant that has a few of their assets and use a bunch of the ship thing that forces new missions to appear.

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>>85764823
last time it took me like 15 minutes of savescumming to get a chip class i didnt have when i was bartering
>bonus inventory girl
im missing a lot of clones though so im gonna have to try to get her too
currently i was gonna rush ship upgrades to edit classes but i cant get the shit i need and thats frustrating... and whenever someone starts selling the things i need its never from factions who like me so its super expensive and not worth it

reminder that lion and tiger boys have SMALL PEEPEES

>>85764994
cute

>>85764106
mushie

ngl fungi feel kinda
ominous

kibby girls

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>>85764953
Yeah I remember having a long stretch where I was missing a lot of stuff for ship upgrades and then suddenly I was racing through the trees. I think that mostly happened when I start travelling to other planets with the spookmonsters present. (I stayed on the starting planet and Earth for a long time, just spamming the mission generator)

Honestly I think the biggest upgrade is being able to manufacture decent weapons that you've upgraded a bit. I played for many hours and never got a chip to make armor so all my dudes were wearing scraps but at least they had a cool shottie.

I guess, again, you could look at where the stuff you need spawns and force generate missions on those planets. I know some materials only spawn in certain tilesets

>>85761738
umbreyeens future

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this isnt "rocking out". youre like one of those guys in moshpits that tried being bisexual for a week when being a faggot started being considered punk

>>85765178
theres this one girl who comes to the hardcore shows and tries to join in and mosh but shes super skinny and can only kind of lightly push you and youd probably break a bone or two of hers if you went full force but shes kinda has a manic bpd fairie pixie girl vibe and last time i slammed her a couple of times so she felt included

sorry i meant to say cute manic bpd fairie pixie girl vibe

I always feel uncomfortable turning on my webcam at work when I'm bottomless with thigh highs on

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i am too pacifist and soft and non-confrontational to get into a mosh pit i would ruin the whole vibe because i would cry if i thought i pushed someone too hard or thought someone pushed me hard because they didnt like me

>>85765373
*jiggles you* are you a good boy and caged?

>>85765389
Soon

>>85765395
me too i feel a little uncomfortable without it on

>>85765387
youd get over it the first time someone slams you so hard you fall onto the floor and then he helps you up and gives you a fist bump and a pat on the back and then you start two stepping together while the guitarist shreds and you can feel the hearing damage come in because you forgot to grab the complimentary ear buds

>>85765403
3rd cage poss here, im really really craving being able to put mine back on again >.<

>>85764994
can confirm
t. lion sona but not hyper or fat autismo (impossible)

>2 stepping mosh pit
wow its like im back in 2004 (i was always too scared to dance/mosh too)

>>85765403
I'm fine both ways

>>85765454
i saw a band recently that got the whole room to do a 2 step instead of mosh it was actually kinda funny

>>85765473
2 step is a part of moshing you just do it doing the riff section
then you slam pit during the breakdown

i need a cubcon pbf to swap porn with

>>85765556
i woss to cub porn from time to time but im really passionate about it

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>tfw too retarded to understand anything

should i go get arby's for lunch

>>85765620
yeah could you get me a uhhhhhh reuben
or do they still have the smokehouse brisket on the menu

I want a rueben now too...
Or a monte cristo...

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i'll have two ruebens.

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>>85765700
I'll trade you a bite of my french dip and an audible slurp of my shake for a bite of your ruebie

>>85765736
arby's? they actually have good shakes

are holy trainer style cages still the main recommendation for beginners?

>>85765775
i dont know what those are, i recommend the style you like

>>85765588
jerks each other off while watching zackary animations

>>85765620
so are you going or what?

>>85765775
they're very comfortable and high quality but also very pricey (if you mean actual holytrainer brand)
most seem in that general style
i had a HT v5 and now v6 and they're both very comfy

>>85765556
>>85765588
speaking of which
is mycutiemanga over or what

caged, feel much better but i have to go buy more lube now

>>85765803
yea im regretting it though they don't have their shit together

>>85765767
I've never had an Arby's...

>>85765813
they banned shota like years ago...

wait youre talking about a different website i didnt know about nevermind

>>85765841
sorry im a stupid idiot retard and should kill myself

>>85766032
I think not, go get a shake Poss

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>>85765736
i'll eat everything. diet starts tomorrow.

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in a perfect world sniff poss would be paired up with a guy like this

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sniff poss would also be tiny compared to him for better sniff sex

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he would make fun of his bf but its ok they love each other

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and now i can delete this because you have seen them too. good lord.

>>85766249
>bottom getting sex as top
-1

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sorry one more anyway heres hoping sniff poss gets a guy like this! and theyre both furries living in a furry world some how!!!

>>85766264
These are really good thanks for posting him I would do a sex with him

>>85766274
these are disgusting and awful i hate you for posting them. i love sniffing dirty things but i wouldnt touch this disgusting fucking garbage with a ten foot pole

>>85766276
youre welcome im glad you like him hes very cute and pushes almost every button i have
>>85766289
okay then more for me

>>85766274
now i have a boner

>>85766274
i don't like referring to people i have sex with as stupid/dumb etc.

>>85766304
i did too but i wossed it (really good woss)
>>85766305
me neither but he means it endearingly i think. i wouldnt say that to him i would worship him and he would make a cute face and indulge me.

guys i cannot tell a lie that arbys was pretty good even though the fries were a little cold, the mac n cheese was under or overcooked, the the cheesesteak was kind of basic
still the best fries in the game

>>85766305
i like people refereing to me that way soo

>>85766352
*grows comically large and crushes you like a bug*

i don't like people

>>85765116
why do you want me to fail so bad?

>>85766401
not him but i assume so you stop posting here forever

>>85761178
susie deltarune

>>85766441
i barely even post here in the first place. hes sperging out at other people while thinking its me

>>85766477
>>85766358

>>85766456
she would be a good cuddler i suspect. you would never guess it and it seems wrong but it would be true.

you ever be at a location in a dream and then you wake up and go wait that was the apartment we lived in when i was like 5

generates susie deltarune smell profile go

okay but where is my smelly dumb sex toy man who is 10 times my size

>>85766486
you fucking faggots are mentally unwell

>>85766513
if i find one and hes a top but lets me plap him and smells super good and his cock is way too big and did i mention he smells super good and he has piercings and fishnets i will ask if he knows anyone else like him because my friend poss wants to date exactly his type
i promise

>>85766528
fail RP dude, you just got squashed

>>85766477
don't worry about it that's entirely normal
there's a schizo or two in here

>>85766536
>hes a top but lets me plap him
-1

>>85766555
possy do you see his expression when his bf is plapping him
do you know what that does to my wosser and to my heart
i would have trouble not asking him to marry me right there

>>85766249
i like to think he could make me have one of those double orgasms where it goes right from one into another

>>85766552
apparently theres two people with the same autistic speech patterns but one hates me for drinking tea and the other hates me because i dont want to erp

>>85765853
not myreadingmanga, read it again

>>85766603
bottoms dont deserve to penetrate anything that isnt a used fleshlight

>>85766708
i just use le sad panda website

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and she felt like a dream
i didn't know what to think
she looked like me

>>85766686
as said don't worry about it, I'm both cattranny, smiley, umbreyeen and somehow also some other gfur people from like four years ago when I kinda wasn't here much at all during that whole 16-24 era

>>85766746
i wish i could see them live again

>>85766790
hoping my life'll be in a better state in... 1-2 years...? whenever they perform in seattle again. that'd be cool

>seattle
gross

I like to pronounce it Seetle

>>85766874
living near and not in seattle is the best of both worlds
also fuck you!!!!!!!!!!! i bet you don't even love rain.......

>>85766897
more the diapertrannies wandering the streets

>>85766911
oh. yeah no that's what your bubble has convinced you is reality, the tyranny of algorithms or whatever

im going to universal to see the funny fortnite cat lady

>>85766926
chubbyemu says ya'll got new syphalis and aids and tent cities and tranq zombies and google presence

i love living in california and whenever my chud relatives from flyoveria talk to me they act like im living in the paris commune for some reason

>>85766932
can i come
i’ll make the doll i always wanted to make of my favorite fortnite character and take pictures with it

>>85766982
manufactured strife
abandon your family
sacrifice your future at the altar of government

>>85766241
pbf
>>85766249
will
>>85766256
never
>>85766264
do
>>85766274
this

oops you built yourself such an ivory tower worldview that you can no longer relate to any human beings guess it is time to die alone better luck next time oh wait you don't get a next time

>>85766971
ok
i feel like most people who speak about cities in absolutisms like this either do not live in them or are grifting (or both). that or they're the guy from taxi driver

endacopia is so fucking cool

>>85766249
i love small bottom large top so much because it gives me hope

>>85767113
how much of your life is filled with politics just by dint of being crammed into intimate contact with a million other people living their best main character lives

>>85767109
same

>>85767171
none honestly

>>85767125
Tell me more about it!

>>85767174
omg bestie the clouds have cleared lets move in together and cuddle and scratch each others backs and have stupid petty arguments like an old married couple

>>85767191
>grifting
uhhhh
your use of this word means you're only unaware of your political opinions seeping out, not that they don't exist to hamstring you

>>85766506
kissed a cute girl on the porch of my ex's house townhouse in a dream today
i love his place its almost at the top of a hill in front of the big river so you can look out the window from the bed and see the sun rise

>>85767194
point and click adventure game with an amazing art style and great music and super awesome story and everywhere you look and turn there's something interesting to learn or see and the puzzles make you feel really smart when you solve them and there's so so so so much more that i keep trying to find

>>85767171
there's a strong irony here that i'm leaving as an exercise to the reader
but yeah basically none. at least no more than in literally any social sphere
my online-only friends have been the far more overtly political types

>>85767241
use of the word "grifting" to refer to people selling you some idea or narrative like "cities bad" that does not reflect reality is political opinion seeping out...? implicitly, something 'programmed' by exposure to... cities?
that's a pretty good one it's unfalsifiable. if i think cities are fine because i've lived in one it can't be because i've lived in one, it's because it lived in me or something like that
anyways reminder that you are the one that's pouring out lmao

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haha woah
pbf will never

>>85767241
erm did you mean to respond to me

>>85767344
pbf will never make protein smoothies and feed them to me

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when the pizza comes out sizzlin

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i dont want to be doing this shit no more man, life sucks now

>>85767016
Start saving tickets are $90

>>85767263
nice
in mine i was also seeing a girl but for whatever reason i had to smash a window in to get inside. and then she was asleep on the couch. and that sounds really bad!!! but like, when she awoke she was like "aw man my dad's gonna be upset you gotta pay for that" but was otherwise chill and happy to see me
i think i was drifter deadlock in the dream (also bad) and i used rend on the window to break it. i don't know
last thing i remember was like, needing to piss but they didn't have a bathroom. there was like a pad (reminiscent of a dog bed) in the corner and one of those hospital curtains attached to the ceiling that you slide for privacy and that was what i had to pee on
weird one for sure

>>85767344
sadly i live as an average man with an average penis

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First Put A Couple Tooth Picks In Side Of A Cup.
It's So Simple, Anyone Can Do It.
Next Fill The Cup With Sand. This Can Be Sand From Your Garden Or Your Back Yard.
It's So Simple, Anyone Can Do It.
Put The Cup Filled With Sand Under Running Water.
It Is Being Filled!
Pull The Tooth Picks Out Of The Sand And Place Them So That They Are Standing On The Sand. And Put The Cup In The Freezer.
Wait!
Wait! 3 Hours!
Retrieve The Cup From THE Freezer, It's So Simple Take The Cup And Flip!
The Cup And Watch!
Anyone Can Do It GOODBYE!

>>85767453
nice poem maid

>>85766506
once i appeared in moms front yard decades in the future with it abandoned and overgrown in vines and weeds, wish i remembered the context of the dream

>>85767336
politics is just individual human opinions interacting
more humans crammed into less space, more opinions interacting, greater chance of encountering ones that are willing to coerce to further their goals

(you can sniff him)

>>85767425
this is a good kinda weird dream except for the pee pad because using it has a 50% chance of making you pee the bed

>>85767513
i've been cursed yet blessed to somewhat frequently have odd need-to-pee-but-weird-piss-target-location scenarios in my dreams but for using them to never result in me pissing myself in real

Most of the dreams I remember is only because there was nightmare creatures in them and 'viewing' them made me feel a shock of terror that stuck by me.
I get a lot of comfy dreams though

morality scaling of uncaging during locktober if a boy wants to see your penis and hes not into cages?

>>85767603
tops word is final. just put the cage back on after.

>>85767487
uhh ok lol. you'd think it'd be more like "the more people the more competition any given idea has" and that the less connection you have the easier you are to manipulate (like how cult recruitment works lol) but the more you know

bro that shit straight up puppy

>>85767487
also greater chance of encountering ones that are similar or in alignment with you that are willing to find common ground with you to achieve a common goal?

>>85767109
a lot of people abuse xanax just to be around friends and family

you can do anything in this world and you decide what you do and yet here we are
ive had enough im going to the park and catching a baby bird for me see you later

>>85767846
>continues to post on 4chan

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>>85767453
*looks at you like this*
weirdo

>>85767844
i did a bunch once and woke up to find that a whole day had gone missing from me and i had a big cut on my forehead

what does blud even need a baby bird for laughing crying emoji skull emoji

>>85767109
me but the tower is made of garbage and shit

bro grooming a bird

>>85767916
>>85767938
dont worry he's gonna come back and post about it

update you fucking losers
I stomped that bird into a red paste and licked it clean off the pavement fuck you im living my life
#freewill

>>85767779
collectivism always leads to genocide
>>85767666
competition among ideals always leads to genocide
>>85767846
catching baby birds always leads to genocide
>>85767992
crush porn always leads to genocide

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an onion was going bad so i decided to plant it instead of throwing it away
it started to grow pretty decently so i put another onion we had that had sprouted very big leaves into a container with water. checked it today and the leaves were way bigger and the roots that had sprouted a couple days ago because of the water were touching the bottom of the container
planted it today so i hope they continue growing along well

>>85766746
i NEED to become goth

>>85768049
hell yeah sister free palestine

i guess everyone hated mine as usual

wearing my cage out for the first time

>>85768449
have fun poss it's comfy :3

>>85768120
did that with some taters but then never dug them up and later on plopped an oil drum where I'd planted them so if there were any that it grew they wouldn't have then grown themselves

>>85768449
why would you want your cage to get worn off

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>No Buddhist temples or monastic grounds can be used for planting cannabis, hemp or kratom, according to the new rules. Monks and novices are not permitted to consume cannabis, hemp or kratom, except as treatment prescribed by a doctor.
oof