/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5508>"Sketchy" Edition--Stories--By Constray>For Sale: Old Manor, Not Haunted (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92253021By Itsunos_Vision>Shadow of the Flame (Ch. 30)https://archiveofourown.org/works/64534276By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 58)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Traumfrauhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93447781By deerlover7>Hidden Between Dark (Ch. e)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92060321By Phaffabout>The Temple of the Quiet Storm (Ch. 8)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92852156By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 35)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 28)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By JacklinMauer>The Gambler (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/93883106By ResidentDegnerate>Boy Meets Goylehttps://rentry.org/p88hq8kaBy Scan>Pigeon Postal Delivery Service (Ch. 4)https://rentry.co/pigeon-postalBy Hills_of_mud>A reward for the faithfulhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93546541[ Story Masterbin ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]:https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85778014Missed a thread or two?:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
what if fags liked girls
Green Sheep with a New Zealand accent
It won't fit
>>85781218Mmmm, I see. My Whaledar is bugged. Regardless, I think Hoopcats would have a natural affinity for magnets and would integrate them extensively across their culture since they related to, and possess a more sophisticated understanding of natural forces for obvious reasons
>>85781233Depending on how their antigrav works, they'd either love or despise magnets.
>>85780866This is kinda what I had in mind for a hoopcat gravity weapon, where they only really made it to be a tool, but it turns out that being able to lift and throw someone Garry's Mod style can actually be pretty brutal.
>>85781212We're on our third batch of bi-weekly story prompts!Our last batch was>Dark clouds and distant thunder had dominated the sky for days now, and...>Cruising down the highway in the dead of night was always relaxing for...>New restaurants were always nice to try, but the food at this particular place smelled...The entries for it were>Untethered - prompt oneshotA story of a soldier encountering a rather unnerving wolfly woman of the supernatural variety.>Deer in the headlightsDoe lady winds up in over her head after a vehicular mishap>The horned doeAfter failing at life, a man hydroplanes off the road and into a fairy tale scene>Untitled By Hamlet of TroyA cat woman and a man named Barry fall victim to a random chimp event while stopped at a gas station>Lucky Find by AnonA man and a horse woman on a far off alien world encounter each other in the night, and discover something quite unusualSO, next we have three new prompts for your consideration:>The fog was thick, the air was cold, and the...>Gold and bronze leaves adorned the trees in the...>Dark twisting corridors wound their way through...Write us something quick, anything from 2k to 10k words, and let's see what's on your mind. Amateurs or people who have never written are especially encouraged to partake.CURRENTLY, we have for this batch of entries:By ResidentDegnerate>Boy Meets Goylehttps://rentry.org/p88hq8kaA news reporter happens upon Ivy (yes that one), and has a less than pleasant experience at the diner he finds her in.The next batch is on Oct 13th.
>>85781250This is going to lead to VERY interesting scenario where a hoopcat mistakes an actual gun for one of these, points it at something and sends themself flying backward from the recoil.
>>85781241Imagine them revering magnetism and gravity. Personifying them as deities, one representative of the flesh, the Hoop, as it anchors and elevates each cat from birth.The other, the metal and inorganic, the dull lustrous material which they seek from all planets that they come across and which serves as the foundation and bulwark of their home nation, technology and tools. (Electro)magnetism. A true case of seeing yourself in nature.
>>85781281Like I said, it depends on how their antrigrav works. If magnets somehow interfere with it, then they'd likely be reviled to some degree historically, at least until they found out they were useful.It would ALSO mean that that mancatcher (Catcatcher?) she's holding would probably have some magnets in the head.
>>85781233Looks like you got a little mud on your equipment.
>>85781250If they made a Hoopcat warehouse simulator game where you gotta handle different materials I'd play it
>>85781226AAbros we got "too cocky"
>>85781302Now draw her eating a sandwich.
>>85781316Damn I can’t believe i haven’t thought of drawing her eating yet lol(Hopefully I remember to when I wake up)>hooooonk mimimimimimimimi
>>85781302Number 1 mudshark
>>85781297Generative, but their natural forces closer resemble true magnetism than gravity itself since it actively attracts and repels for the function of maintaining a single placement in space, hence anchoring.There's probably a heretical or ascetic group on the fringes of Hoopculture that shuns magnetic integration though. Would be no fun if they were ALL uniform in faith.
>>85781302
>>85781212Sovl. HMOFA IS THE VESSEL WHICH CHANNELS THE SOVLLLL.
Peak hmofa OC>ok so imagine this loose whore for anthro men
>>85781302Man I love it when artists post their characters that aren't hmofa in the thread
Marrow's sweaty bare pits
>>85781358On the subject of faith, I can't help but wonder how diverse their faiths would be. Would it be largely dominated by a single one? Or would there be a few major ones? I mean we could always do the Reddit cop out of "They are a le advanced society so they obviously got rid of religion" But that's unironically the most unrealistic part of most sci fi settings it shows up in.Honestly Faith and the interactions between the religions of different species are an EXTREMELY underrepresented part of sci-fi.
>>85781378IT'S HMOFA EVEN IF SHE FUCKS ANTRHO MEN!!!
If you get a hoopjob for long enough &/or with enough hoopcats do you think it'll temporarily make your cock magnetic?
>>85781433Depends on how much iron you have in your diet I suppose.
>>85781439What if it gave you antigravity cumshots tho
I punched my waifur because she wouldn't stop yelling at me to get a job but she isn't moving now I think she's breathing I'm not sure i think she's breathing I think it's ok.. I looked up signs of decorticate/decerebrate posturing and there are none i think she's just sleeping so I think everything is ok.. everything is ok.. I didn't even hit her that hard.
>>85781414I'm still a fan on Hoopcats living on a very peaceful planet and being a very peaceful and agreeable species, so I think they'd probably have a single major religion with probably one or a few splinter groups that all talk and discuss their varying beliefs. Their version of religious warefare is probably a few particularly obnoxious hoopcats spamming online forums and calling other hoopers doodooheads.
>>85781433wouldn't be a half bad excuse to conceive of another hoopcat subspecies. one that can "apply" a weaker version of their force to mundane objects in order to keep them levitating from a distance. that has utility in primarily urban, civilian settings and shouldn't be something that is too powerful. >three or four loop their hoops over your erection for only a second>the lingering gravity interacts like an unseen funnel>literally jerking you off without even taking any additional effort, merely watching how it effects you
>>85781344you better draw her eating deez nuts
>>85781455>"How the FUCK did you get a jizz stain on the ceiling!?"
She's in your walls
>>85781465Hundreds of hours of Zelda lost.
>>85781312>according to one creepy pasta a dev build had crates with livestock that turned to bloody mush if moved too quicklySource: an edgy hoopcat made it the fuck up
>>85781455>Get hoopjob>Your load just floats midair as a cum orb>Hoopcat lazily floats by with her mouth open and disposes of the evidence with ease
Haughty Princess Blaze...
>>85781522...needs APEDâ„¢ correction !
Do you think Master Chief would blep a hoopcat?
HMOFAtober Day 8 : Stinky
>>85781498A whole new meaning for 'snowballing'
10 minutes is way too long I've seen ppl get knocked out a lot in boxing and it's usually like 10 seconds I'm scared she won't wake up im shaking her as hard as I can what if she never wakes up oh god I don't want to go to prison forever I didn't mean to why did she make me do this why please god just let her be ok i promise to be better ill be a perfect loving husband please
>>85781529He'd BXR the poor thing
>>85781414Minimal diversity, strictly ditheistic and polar as is representative of the direct elemental draws for all natural forces of push and pull. The Poles would be an example of the faith's name in passing.
>>85781529>bl*pping
>>85781548waifur beaters get the rope, sorry
>>85781522>>85781524Blaze is a caring and grounded ruler who cares deeply about her people, and I will not stand for this slander.
>>85781555>The Poles would be an example of the faith's name in passing.Ay kurwa...
>>85781562Hey, what she does in her own free time of her own will is between her and her god.
>>85781535Gross, dude.Could've been a raccoon waifur assembling a trash burger or something. Or something involving surstromming. Or that tropical rotten meat flower that blooms for one day every year.
>>85781529Now I'm just imagining him patting a snoozing hoopcat who's curled up in his helmet
>>85781529can we just imagine him standing next to one of these for a minute and how absurd that would look. doomguy and isabelle eat your heart out
>>85781598>curled up in his helmetChief's not that big. That ass won't fit.
>>85781562She's uppity and stuck up because she doesn't have a KING to help her. Maybe if she were humbled...
>>85781608Precisely, you understand the scenario I was thinkingAlso, another semi-related idea>Cortana hoopcat
>>85781529>Chief gets hoopcat>Noble 6 gets Krystal What does Jerome get? The steel chair?
>>85781613Sounds like a job for my penis.
>>85781574Are you insinuating that Princess Blaze spends downtime between her strenuous hours as a monarch and protector by letting someone else take the lead for a time?>>85781613Blaze is not uppity and stuck up! She is humble, kind, and works herself to the bone for a people she could easily subjugate simply because she cares for the innocent and defenseless!
>>85781613>Fire proof towelBitch that thing is made of asbestos.
>>85781612You can't tell that to a feline waifur anon, they'll take it as a challenge
>>85781625Everyone knows that Gordon Freeman gets Krystal.
>>85781628Again, what she does in her own free time and of her own free will is between her and her god.And I guess whoever she deigns to include.
>>85781624slightly ashamed to admit that my mind went to those bunlith cortana videos, but with a hooper swapped in.
>>85781535Yeen needs bath correction
>>85781613>>85781628I really love the idea of giving a plain girl a confidence and ego boost by just telling her how beautiful she is every day I see her.
>>85781678She's too old for corrections
This is your waifur's father
>>85781674Kek, that's about what I was imagining too tbf, just without the fag-bunny & maybe more of a physical holo-projection
>>85781535Would cuddle in bed
hello i am under the waterplease help me
>>85781717grown ass man
>>85781746ohh thank god i wasn't alone there, i almost felt like a weirdo for a second... >every Hoopship has an onboard AI copilot and assistant with a holographic projection>every instance of this would-be Hooptana is personalized and has been informed of the assigned pilot's personal details>it can also exit the Hoopcat's vessel and float around on a metal disk ala Orthopox in DAH2Actually... imagine the AI being the one responsible for defending the Hoopcat, as opposed to herself. In Destroy All Humans 2 there's an optional weapon that creates a temporary ally with the same setup as Orthopox, except he's just the mothership's janitor and when upgraded is literally the most OP thing in the game. That's kind of fun.
>>85781756i tried to make it so you have to scroll to see her like your diving past herdoesnt work if you have fit to screen
>>85781480>cheapest place to rent you can find is a room in a creepy old mansion that is a obvious comedy cartoon/harem anime setup>another tenant is a mouse girl attending some christian girl's school who starts stalking you through the old servant passageways>she gets caught after doing a cartoon eye-pop that destroys the peephole she drilled into your room
>>85781756>a drowning comissioner has hit the fops drawersad day
Stargazing with your waifeather during a cold autumn morning...
>>85781480>sorry lady but i probably woldve been more scared if you didnt have such child-birthing hips gahdayum
>>85781807Would she really look so smug and happy if she were?
>>85781809i like feather fingers
>>85781822Feather fingers are one of those things I have to turn my brain off to enjoy, but they are pretty cute.
>>85781809he made post
>waifur tries to make you fatter
getting there with my story, wish me luck
>>85781815good point.
>>85781877Begone
>>85781877Anon your BMI is 12...Please eat if not for yourself do it for me
>>85781880Good luck anon!>>85781891I unironically want to see saucy nsfw with this waifur.
>>85781233This guy getting a hoopcat waifur.
>>85781756https://youtu.be/FIIt7q_NIbs
>>85781877i recently calculated my calories per day and its about 600...
>>85781984are you dying?
>>85781984Anon that's a single meal...
>>85781992no, i just dont eat that much
art requestyour single mom rat gf going "the kids are at their grandparents this weekend" while making an alluring pose in the doorway of her trailer and>expectation: romantic dinner and her in bed with sexy lingerie and knee boots>reality: you both passed out on the couch before 8PM and then princess carrying her to bed
>>85781809Been trying to request something like this, but with octavia instead, for a while now
>>85781999I'm sorry but unless you do no physical activity 600 calories per day is starvation.
>>85781999Nigger, 600 calories is literally HALF of the minimum for WOMEN to stave off starvation. A diet that eats 800 calories a day requires medical attention to be safe. You can DOUBLE your caloric intake and STILL be eating at a level that will cause you to lose weightFor the love of god man, PLEASE eat more. At this point it genuinely doesn't matter what, even eating the unhealthiest of junk food is still probably healthier than the nothing you're eating.
>>85781809>>85782031I forget that winter will soon be upon us.And still there are no waifurs.https://files.catbox.moe/d9lgf5.webm
>>85782018My additional: it's the HM's parents and we see them looking like hide the pain Harold surrounded by rat kids
>>85782066nice link dorkpriest did your omniassah give it to you?
>>85782078Catbox is being fucky today.Should have worked. Oh well.
She's still waiting for you.
>>85782096She better move on because I ain't coming back.
>>85782096pain
I read a C:U HMOFA fic and it had snuff cannibalism but also a very cool and cute ending so uhPost expies?
>>85782096That's not a 14+ year old, the math doesn't work
Nevermind, I'm retarded. I read it as "I'm not a 14+ year old" somehow.
kys
>>85782121she has a glandular problem or something mmkay, step off
>>85782148How old is this dog
>>85782096Relatable.
>>85782076her overly sarcastic teenage daughter saying "thanks for not pounding my mom's ass while I'm trying to sleep, that means a lot to me" when you drop her off at the mall before running errands and leaving before her mom can recover from the shock
oh wow cool a shitted image with absolutely no tags that’d let me filter it out thank you e621 uploader very cool
>>85782173My penis says she's too old.
>>85782173decrepit hag because that picture depicts an 18-year old conversation
>>85782096>14 years agoI was playing GW2 it was fun but the donut steel salad OC the story revolved around after the base game finished was tiresomewhen I logged in for the last time in 2015 and had no idea what was going on I knew "it" had passed me by
>>85781984Adult man burns like +1500 a day just by existing.You're either slowly dying or your math sucks.
14 years ago I was pwning newbs in WoL epic style.
>>85782222so sayeth the digits
>>85782096>14 years ago14 years ago was probably the last time I actually had fun.
>>85782222Race? Or am I thinking of a different WoL?
>>85782239Terran. I'm a filthy Reaper rusher. Or, I was...
>>85782259>terran>even in an RTS he's still an HMTrue patriot. A man of integrity and duty. I've also mained terran but I was never any good in PvP, I think I got to silver at best.
>>85781787I LOVE WAIFUR TOOOOOEEEEES
There's a cute looking "female" anthro character mod for Slay the Spire 2.If you get to the second boss with it, it opens an epoch that states it's a troon.I hate trannies so much it's unreal.
>>85782297mod the mod doofusor better yet stop playing roguelike deck builder slop
>Buncel left her door open a crack>Dormmate walks by>Peeks through and sees her watching human man boyfriend experience comforting ASMR>...>Takes a photo and posts it on Instagram
>>85782288that artist has an uncanny quality for capturing incredible anthro toes, feet, footwear and their subtleties, hopefully he's inclined to explore these talents further.he even managed to make this character not look weirdly off-putting
>>85782324we need a tidy up game about waifur footwear with foot worship POV
>>85782344spending an hour dolling her claws up with filing, buffering and a lovely coat to match her coat/paws, pedicure spacers and all, just to start sucking them one second after the paint dries
Got thus as a late birthday gift from space
YOU ARE A HUMAN ANTHRO!
>>85782464You can't be humanlike if you are a human.
>>85782408she looks sad and tiredi wanna hug her :(
>>85782367Massaging her beautiful pink paw cushions, kneading them with your thumbs and planting loving kisses on each toe that linger just a little longer with every successive one.
>>85782393Bird tits. Also, happy late birthday.
>>85782393I hate you people so fucking muchThis could have just been a 4chan post made by him to you, now it's just you attentionwhoring about your dm history
>>85782482>she looks sad and tiredshe just found out she's down to her last smoke... that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
>>85782515yep
>>85782515Read your DMs nigger
>>85782515I forgot that guy even posted here. Guess being a shitcorder explains the sudden absence, just like Whale himself, actually.
>>85782516yeah, i get that feelingi'd lend her my smokes if i had any on me
we interrupt your imminent return to form with big pumpkins
>>85782542>slosh
hey it's mechoosing an art style for the gamei'm setting on this for now might tweak it later
>>85782552Wicked. I always love to see people making cool stuff like this, and I like seeing little things like this.
>>85782515>>85782534The real reason why I stopped posting has nothing to do with cucksword and more to do with this thread and the kind of people that post here and generally how 4cuck now works. I just got sick of this shit and did my own stuff.
/hmofa/ posts analyzed like a game of chess
>>85782609I have never questioned nor felt your absence
>>85782552Reminds me of Nuclear Throne. Very neat.
Waifurs who can break it down.
>>85782637>she's a bee
>>85782609I see
Is it weird that I kind of miss programming? I haven't been able to do it in a while since I don't have a working computer at the moment.Do we have any waifurs who are programmers?
>>85782654literally drew her because i wanted to make a game
>>85782627Neither have I felt like I need to return.You just saying random bullshit that you made up is indeed made up.
>>85782662She seems married to her job
>>85782667Anon, what part of that very simple sentence was made up bullshit?
>>85782667What are you on about You literally just admitted to it being from DMs, how was it made up
>>85782216i mean i dont know if its even correctjust started looking at the nutrition values on what i eat daily and added to total amount that day
>>85782688>>85782675The attentionwhoring part.
>>85782552duck woman?
>>85782693Realistically you've made an error somewhere. However if you're a fat fuck you might just be subsisting off of your bodyfat and muscle tissues, and it's only a matter of time before you run into a vitamin or mineral deficiency and start shutting down and actively dying.In other words; Go eat a burger.
>>85782705??????You are?
>>85782721If I was attentionwhoring I'd post something stupid or a human woman
>>85782709swan
>>85782693600kcal is not good btw, even if you're dieting, crash dieting is not sustainable and you will fuck up your body in very weird and hard to fix ways if you keep doing it too long
>>85782705Okay but why reply to the guy who didn't even say that then?
>>85782741To tellthe full truth?And that discord isn't the reason why I left.
It just occurred to me that Roblox those games selling revives is basically the same as arcade machines back in the day with the "Insert five tokens to continue" type thing.
>>85782721What do the waifurs on Urath look like
Anthro who won't stop fucking sending you true crime videos after you've told her to stop I DON'T CARE KRISTIE GOD
>How dare you call me an attentionwhoring discorder when I actually left this thread because it's bad and discord is better and also I only came back to post about this gift art I got for myself despite me leaving the thread>But I'm not attentionwhoring nor a discordfagNigga are you just dumb?
>>85782809God, Becca you're such a fucking slut. Shut up.
>>85782693600 does seems like a very low number to make mistakes for but anyone eating that little should notice symptoms like feeling drained of energy, sleepy and even pangs of mild pain in the stomach.Dont know how it works for you but where I live all the contents including calories are written per 100 grams.So for a package of 1000 grams for example the calorie amount on the back needs to be multiplied by 10 for the real total.Maybe you missed that?If not eat more for heavens sake.
>>85782732is she Dutch?
>>85782835idk
>>85782833>So for a package of 1000 grams for example the calorie amount on the back needs to be multiplied by 10 for the real total.yeah i multiply it if its lets say 500 grams package and the value is listed for 100 grams
>>85782819Okay you're kinda stretching it now
>>85782819For all your bitching about discord is le heckin ebil, you're the one shitting up the thread.
>>85782819get a job niggerand yes, i AM in all 17 discords and we are ALL laughing at (You)
>>85782883I'm not
>>85782833I kept up a diet of 900kcal for 4 months and lost 20kgPain and hunger are super easy to deal with, the problem is that after a while you start compounding symptoms that are hard to fix, like hormone imbalance, thyroid dysfunction, genuine weakness (you don't feel weak, but you can't lift as much as before), hair loss, erectile dysfunctionIt's not really worth it because fixing all this stuff requires that you eat a lot and supplement stuff for a very long time (a year or so) so you will just go right back to the original weight, and you might not fix everything
>>85782871>>85782873>>85782883>You're a retard>No I'm not>Yes you are and here's why>Duuuude why do you care so much lmaoForgot I'm talking about browns to browns, excuse me
I can hate Discord and I can also hate the people who endlessly bitch about it.Most of them are just using it as an excuse to shitpost anyways.I'm gonna take this opportunity to remind everyone that Discord has terrible security and employs pedophiles. I mean seriously it's not even that good. It got big because it started off as a better alternative to TeamSpeak but now it's just gone down the drain. And the company that made it were fishy from the start if you actually look into it.Also if you're a freetard, you already have a reason to dislike it.Stallman wrote something on the matter actually.https://stallman.org/discord.htmlNow here's a nice drawing of Loona I found.
>>85782903seethe more schizoid>>85782905>Discord has terrible security and employs pedophilesnigger we knew this from day one
>>85782920>t. i like censorship
>>85782903ESL no less
>>85782928You look at that profile picture and tell me they're not a creep of some kind.
Man's gotta eat.
>>85782971who would be his waifur?
>>85782977Definitely a rodent of some kind.
>>85782937well it's not like i said that i respect discord staff
>>85782977Anon, furbando.He's gay.
>makes human men yearn for human women again
Even you fags wouldn't play with dolls....would you?https://www.bigbadtoystore.com/product/kemopla-ibex-devil-parts-set-deluxe-model-kit-198967?variation=392148
This is the average human that anthro women lust over
>>85782992dolls are for girlsREAL men are playing with action figures
>>85782990She looks like she needs a potion mishap.
>>85782995He looks like a jolly lad that one. Anthro women have good taste in lads, it seems.
>>85782905What bitching? This is entirely just you having a fence up your ass
>>85782990Malfoid is secretly an anthro mink
>>85782992God no.>>85783003What this anon said.
>>85783021>>85783004>'Potter... This... This is the real me.'
>>85783025i don't like how pink and childish / exaggerated she looks, her design makes me a bit uncomfortable unless done by a really good artist
