/haha/ i hate myselfsomeonemakeamoveonexpiemultiplayersowecanplaytogetheroneofthesedaysplease editionroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85882693/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse,racchouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
i wanna have a sleepover with my pbf where we watch movies eat snacks and then sleep in one bed together
>>85889138/haha/fags when /hahaha/chads walk in
>>85889177um sorry no ur stinky you can use the guest room
me and who
>>85889196not me because im a boy and girls are icky and make me soft
need a rich ftmbf who chains me up for hours and fucks me with his 18 inch strap while i cry
>>85889138>someonemakeamoveonexpiemultiplayersowecanplaytogetheroneofthesedayspleasemake a thread about it in the steam group or message maid to coordinate it
>>85889138>someonemakeamoveonexpiemultiplayersowecanplaytogetheroneofthesedayspleaseokay i'm glad i didn't miss this i thought you guys had already did it
do you guys really fuck yourselves for hours every day?
>>85889310But Doctor, I Am Pagliacci...
>>85889338then YOU do it maid
>>85889348I don't know how and I'd have to figure it out and and there's and then the and
*looks at you like this*
>>85889382hello? human resources?
>>85889382*feeds you a grape*
>>85889358*buzzes you off*
>>85889358maidie cagie moment
>>85889429my face belongs pushed up against that orange spot
maid finally comes back after 10 years and you all immediately start barking orders at himfor shame possies
>>85889419>>85889429Fine I'll look into it but if someone who's actually played the game for more than a few hours would like to, that would be nice
>>85889410you forgot to add /g/ as a board they browse
>>85889450he's always been here we just accidentally locked him in the posshouse basement for a few years and forgot about him>>85889458ty babe i look forward to it
>>85889458don't immediately roll over maid stand your ground
>>85889416*kisses your cute little nose*
>>85889507I did! With that whole sentence
think im gonna get into sports, i've got nothing to talk about with any of my coworkers
she lyk me but she think imma weirdo...
>>85889138good night niggyyou made me take a shittyyour pp was so biggyand i hope you get aids as well
>>85889534no you did not!!expie gaming wasn't even your idea why should you have to put in the leg work
I still think my Deagle joke was funny. I like Lord of the Rings, it's very wholesome.
im watching from the sidelinessmiling as my team winsi just wish i could join in and score a goal for them
>>85889623Be Entirely Yourself
>>85889623i knew what was coming but that didnt make reading it any less enjoyable
>>85889546try watersports
>>85889611I know but like a lot of things sometimes a few people talk about a nice idea but then no one makes a move so nothing happens (I don't mean that in a mean way I just see that pattern happen a lot so I try to help) ((also I'd like to play the game too))
Expies, please check the posshouse forums, I have posted something!!!!!! Casualties Unknown with possums will happen!How's noon EDT this saturday sound? The lobby will likely last many many hours. My schedule is flexible so I am open to whatever is good for whoever wants to play
>>85889648do it then
should i take a nap or play dressmaker or clean my room
>>85889690theres a forum?
>>85889690Scratch that partially, steam has withheld my post temporarily because it doesn't trust my links!!!!! oh well!! the question for time still stands!
>>85889690awesomeI assume the expie sex minigame mod is a mandatory install for this venture
>>85889697clean your room
>>85889660Boromir was my favorite Fellow of the Ring. Who's yours?>>85889673Like being on a date and they totally telegraph the kiss that's coming before it happens
>>85889705the posshouse steam group>>85889710idk I can see it you just need to open up the discussions tab
>>85889546coworker was watching the yankees vs sox game on her phone while talking on the phone with another coworker that had already leftand its like wow i had no idea any of these people liked baseball if i ever went through with learning about baseball 3 years ago i couldve joined in the convoget into sports poss i think theres merit
im just playing wow classic 4 hours a day i dont have time for any other games. sorry
>>85889690is it ok if i play on my steam deck its the only thing i own i mean maybe itll run on my laptop idk or stream it from the deck to it
>>85889725Samwise, easily. Awesome in the movies and an even more dutiful lad in the books.>that part in the two towers where he holds Frodo and thinks about how he loves himhe's so me frfr
>>85889720durdy…
>>85889740surely you can take an hour to bond with the posses... we might even be able to suck eachother off in-game...
>>85889694i will i will i miss them dearly, it will happen when it happens
>>85889710I see it, that time doesn't really work for me but I'll keep my hopes up for a second round
>>85889410what's a fox religion i can join
i edged to shohei ohtani’s huge buttthat’s all i know about baseball though
>>85889795being a zoophile is right there take the easy one
>>85889207softposs.....(*squish*)...
>>85889795i think it would be easier of you just learned 4 words maybe
>>85889710>>85889794same i'm not open saturday. could you maybe do it on the lord's day (sunday)?
>>85889794Name times that do work for you!!!!>>85889742You can most likely play it on your laptop the game is not very demanding. I would absolutely recommend you play it on your laptop and not your steam deck, the game is heavily reliant on the mouse for inventory management and just about everything. Though feel free to try it on the deck and see if it works>>85889732Oh ok that was weird then>>85889711i think that might be weird...
>>85889795shintoism!and you get a couple other gods too
>>85889841Sunday works well enough for me at any time, I might be building a PC but I can do that before
>>85889827>>85889818nyo
>>85889841>the game is heavily reliant on the mouse for inventory managementnah thats not an issue im more worried about typing/chatting
>>85889753The part at the end where Frodo pulls his sword on Samwise is soo hard to watch. Like bro that's your Sam. Don't you know your Sam???
>>85889841Also thank you for leading the charge
>>85889841>i think that might be weirdthere's nothing about bonding with posses
boredcan someone age regress me and then we can circle what toys we want in the christmas catalog together
>>85889861>>85889839Okay, Sunday at 1pm EDT! Thoughts feelings opinions possums?>>85889874not being able to chat would be pretty detrimental when everyone has to cooperate yes!
>>85889909no
>>85889916>Okay, Sunday at 1pm EDT! Thoughts feelings opinions possums?i would have to wake up early to be able to everything i need to do and sit and play games for hours which is possible
can I come over you enclosure
i can't really sit down and play games until at least 9 edt personally
why are you always so fucking mean to me
>>85889909sorry but it's a school night sweetie you need to get ready for bed
>>85889916I could make that works I'd just need to set an alarum
>>85889690do i needa steam account to join
wearing a gag in my mouth just in case someone tries to rape my mouth pussy
>>85889930meani’m gonna take all the stickers for myself then>>85889981it’s 6pm…
>>85890004mart coded
>>85890004degrees of lewdity
>>85890004god i wis
>>85889941>>85889984relying on alarms and early rising seems kinda spooky but workable, buttwould 3pm EDT Sunday work a little better for both of you? and the royal you, anyone else interested in joining>>85889995i think so, yes, i would be hosting it through steam
>>85890062Oh it's not all that early for me I'm just a big cozy eeper on the weekends, later works too but not too late because there's cooking to be done and stuff
>>85890008actually it's 9pmnow hurry up and put on your jammies possy
>>858900623pm would be better yeahassuming edt = est
>>85889916I will be there unless my computer explodes
>>85890083oh ok! um starting around 3pm would lead into it lasting till 8 or 9, hopefully that wouldn't be too awfully late! there's no reaal need for everyone who starts it to make it to the end (besides that being really cool) though so if you (or anyone else) can't stay the whole time then join for a little bit that's fine too!>>85890123yes edt is est but in daylight savings time (which it is right meow)i think i'll go with 3pm, or 2pm, i dont know!>>85890182yay!
i wonder if that poss that played gw2 halloweenie event last year is still alive they jipped us of the extra week this year
what would hitler have thought of rocky horror picture show
>>85890294is he on or off his meth
>>85890294he'd be confused and angry probably
>>85890322let's say he was my age (24)he hadn't even fought in the war yet
>>85890294sexual awakening upon seeing brad in drag
hitler if he saw rhps: ZIS IST TRANSPHOBIK
>>85889463what is the blue orb supposed to be anyways?
wow omg i tried the wand for a few minutes and that felt so good
>>85890343i should make a sharksona
playing with the expie sex mod and repeatedly initiating the anal minigame with maid (he keeps hammering the cancel button when i do it)
>>85890441careful poss it's addictiveuse lots of lube so you don't scorch your bits
>>85890343who keeps putting him in these gay little costumes, huh?
>>85890457stop tempting me with expie butthole
>>85890469sigh no one ever puts me in gay little costumes
>>85890468>careful poss it's addictivehaha yeah i betill see if i can cum from it before bed
>>85890494pretty sure my model could destroy concrete on the max setting buti think it's better to stay low and slow, find a good angle. for me it's pressing it a little against where the cage meets the ring at the top and then sort of pulsing it therenotch the power up a little when you feel it
4 pizza rollsenough to keep the poss moving
why does yeen not want to play casualties unknown with us :(
>>85890457if my penis went anywhere near an expie butthole it would get hard and i'd cum before i'd have a chance to put it inside
>>85890559mine has this nice slow alternating pattern that i used it was very nice, i deliberately didn't try it on max yet
i tried eating some soup but it made me want to vomit :/
>>85890457i really like how mej draws tailholes. he really makes them FEEL like tailholes on a furry creature, if that makes any sense
>>85890698is your wosser small and belly bi-
>>85890702oh nice that might be pretty goodi got the 'official' hitachi super blaster 3000 and it's kind of too much haha
what would hitler think of bioshock
what would hitler think of me having a handsfree orgasm knotted to a toy styled after a german sheppie?
i'm trying to write a smut fic with farting caused by excessive greens consumption but it's incredibly difficult because i keep thinking of hitler and how he was a vegetarian, it's incredibly upsetting actually
>>85890786you've had your fun, but enough is enough.. if you press that button, you'll learn what it truly means to be my enemy
>>85890733he'd probably find the aesthetics and the playing through the game fine enough but he wouldn't like the story basically being about CUHRAZY!!1 white people killing each other because they lived in an ethnostate
>rule 10b -18: companies are immune to market manipulation liability- 1982thats the year when everything began to go to shit
I was going to write a short story about a dragon taking on an army I was writing in my head as I fell asleep but then realized it would be too gory and edgy and then I fell asleep and then I woke up and then I fell asleep on the couch
hmm this tedious conversation bores me *fingers my cookie*
>>85890921cookie!
>>85890730yeah i read that if you use a vibrator on your penis too much you can actually end up not being able to get stimulated normally and being limp all the time which is hot haha but still
>>85890844you can write gory and edgy thingsi grant you permission
>>85890935kicking this minty things ass
>>85890947But what on if I describe how the metal of the knight's armor sloughs from them and cascades down the incline like a fatally beautiful stream?
>>85890973listen bro theres like thousands of japanese perverts doing the same thing and are finding fulfilment from doing that just do it and follow your heart :D
who needs an army when i got /haha/'s home for the poor
>>85890989I'll ruminate on this
everyone hates me and i'm ugly and stupid and not creative
>>85890836birds...
>>85891061you'd be nothing without usyou'd be cold, dead, and aloneyou should be thanking us instead of complaining
I JUST WANNA BE LOVED LOVED LOVED!!!
>>85891120loved? you should be thankful to be toleratedyou son of a bitch, i oughta snap your neck
>>85891079not now sweetie i'm rubbing my penis to some stuff
>>85891160can i watch you...
>>85891182no you can't i'm ugly and stupid and you hate me and etc
there's gonna be changes around here
no changes please im autistic and i will hit myself in the head and face if theres any changes
>>85891203finally
i used to hit my forehead on the wall and then and then hit the side of my head with my knuckles but i stopped doing that
i don't like this any more than do you faggotbut i got eight years down hereman can't walk away from a long con like that
https://youtu.be/ONSQRqfgZZsfell in love with this song instantly, i like how jazzy it is reminds me of pso2
everything is bad and awful and sucks
i shopuld get one of those wall mounted organizer things with all the tiny drawers but idk what i would put in them...
guess what i am drinking heres is ur hint: it is from canned fruit.
>>85891387yeah but what can you do?
>>85891433the syrup?
my niece also has a problem with banging her head on things when shes stressed. its unfortunate that she inherited our family retard gene. idk why we keep breeding
>>85891473well yeah but like its more like what fruit juice im drinking
POV: first date with yeen
>>85890694rudeboy ting
>>85891486bana
>>85891489where the fuck is my food i didn't order beans
>>85890694because maid will be there
>>85891519nope. it was pear :)
imagine starting a family with the goofy quirky guy and then finding out that hes funny because hes actually retarded and you gave birth to a litter of retarded kids because of it
>>85891543my future pbf
>>85891543retarded is my favorite type of funny
impreg talk with your pbf
>>85891543uhh how did i get pregnant
>>85891599friendship is magic so its magic that did it
>>85891543im a girl
>>85891618please let me hump your leg
>>85891618okay and?imagine giving birth to a litter NOW
*imagines getting fucked by a small wosser fat guy*
i crave giant burrito but i dont want to drive
we could be looking at snaxks
wow you guys went through an entire thread today while i was away at work
>>85891735hiiii what can i do to help you relax after work ^w^ tonguebath maybe?
>>85891735how'd it go today?
i figure i might as well pull the toy out tonight too and see how the wand feels with that in
where did all this wand conversation come from lately?are wand shills in the thread?
>>85891447don't manhandle him. he doesn't like that.
>>85891893its locktober come on
>>85891996you cant manhandle mart but you can marthandle me
>>85891893i'm a wizard
>>85891618tits or gtfo
>>85892307sexo
>>85891618lucky...
"garlic parm is worth 2 bucks" i muttered to myselfYOU FUCKING IDIOT IT USED TO BE FREE
>>85892392make me into kitty or else
>>85892395bottom or top kitty
>>85892418im a bottom in real life i think ive never had sex
can we stop pretending to like or want to be girls
>>85892449post your boybody and i'll think about it
>>85892457oh god um really ? *gulp*
>>85892482let's see that thingy
>>85891996he loves it actually
>>85892516you've probably already seen it before and i dont have new pics itd be overdoing it...
>>85892449yeah okay
>>85892528hi slutposs
picked up the habit of pulling up my shirt and slapping my belly when i'm alone
>>85892558hi...
>>85892614im going to become a girl and then gape you with a huge strap sorry but it needs to be done
>>85892624that sounds like it wiuld be nice
>>85892644oh ummyeah well i'lli'll make you get fucked by a big buff guy while i watch andoh.. right
>>85892666ummm >w<
i was thinking how sex would feel like a sausage inside my ass and im wondering now how is that pleasurable
>>85892902dick is harder than sausage dumbass
let me cum inside you multiple times and birth 12 of my childrenORget 2 dollars but you cant spend it on skittles
>>85893041can i lay eggs instead of doing live birthcan i buy smarties instead of skittles
>>85893056yesno
>>85893063ok i'll do the first one then
>>85893070a wise choice, we will grow old together as our spawn conquer the world
>>85893041sour skittles here i cum
>>85893041>get 2 dollarsoh boy i>but you cant spend it on skittles*kills myself*
>>85893041with 2 dollars i could probably pay you to cum in me multiple times and give me 24 children instead of just 12
it's a "can i not find it because i just can't find it, or can i not find it because it was deleted for god knows what stupid reason" episode again
>>85891763>>85891757omg you guys i forgot... there was a new guy at work (or at least i didn't recognize him, maybe he moved departments) with a cool punk style way of dressing and he had a big wolf tail clipped to the back of his pants and he was just wearing it around the office omg
>>85893710where do you work that hr didnt instantly go after that dude
>>85893706whatcha looking for
>>85893754furry porn...
>>85893733lockheed martin
umbreon died. i dont have any attachment to this place anymore
lockheed marten
>>85893811why didn't he carry any reviver seeds
locked marten
>>85893857FREE HIM
>>85893866no he's criminal
i am a fool
>>85893882of a took?
i play the role of a silly clown
i tried to be a jester and even failed that
(brain rotted from too much clown porn) being a jester would be nice i think
>>85893812
ok how weird is it to ask your pbf for a video of him pooping
haha i hope it doesnt explode
it's my bed time but i didn't eat dinner yet and i'm hungry...? so what do i do now...?
can you do this to me while im high
>>85894267why does ivy get to be ivy but i don't vy
I’m on the toilet taking a shit ask me anything
>>85894418do you think i'm pretty
>>85894418i just came using a wand (uncaged)
>>85894447did you bring enough you cumming for the rest of the class
>>85894418would you think it was weird if i asked to watch
>>85894455no sorry...
>>85894424Yes :)>>85894447Good for you >>85894476Kinda but I wouldn’t judge or ask you to leave if you were
>>85894492>>85894476can i watch too
i have a headache when will you be fixing this
>>85894507Sure>>85894514Make sure to hydrate and take painkillers and rest dearest :)
maybe i'll cum next
i came tonight too
>>85894537i do not grant you permission to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJv-iFkzV4Mi dont really like the path i chose
>>85894565would you like to guess at what just happened to me :)
>>85894634it's ok you get a respec at level 30 just make sure to spend it wisely
Don't like how slow the board has become :(
>>85894679....
>>85894285are you a zaryita?
possy pins opeefgunm
>>858948124chan kinda had a second wind because of COVID but now that's over
The one day i let my guard down and enjoy a little bit is the day i get fucked over. Never relax, always stay alert, world is gay, im a huge faggot, fuck my life.
>>85894868no...
>>85894918what jappened
i dont have a poop fetish, but i wouldn't mind wiping someones butt...
>>85894970ummmm can you elaborate on this so it can make sense that seems like something most people would absolutely mindfor the record i would wipe somebody's butt with my tongue
>>85895001like wiping my pbfs butt after pooping... with toilet paper.... or wet wipes....
>>85894970>>85895001same i'll tongue clean my pbf's ass out of love but wiping? come on now what are we babies
goo goo gaga
>>85894969Decided to enjoy music with both earbuds instead of one and went to the bathroom that is always empty at that hour of day, then started singing and jamming and when i turned there was someone there... Not anyone either, but someone i knew...
>>85895083it's not a bad thing to be caught expressing your humanity, especially something so harmless as enjoying music. i'm sure they didn't mind. who knows, maybe they even appreciated the vulnerability
>>85895083..... depending on location this can be endearing or complete social suicidewhere did this happen? at home? workplace? public bathroom?
>>85895101Work...>>85895096Haha yeah...
>>85895120i'm just going to respond to this post as a trap card to preemptively smack any poss who tells you this is a big deal because it's not.
i have spent another day doing nothing.
>>85895162ive spent over 6000 days doing that and most of them i did really stupid things that made everything worse for meself