/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5542>"Scug Ritual" edition--Stories--By YellowNoteAnon>Bed of Snakes (Ch. 12)https://archiveofourown.org/works/31197068/By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 37)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 60)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Down in the Moominvalleyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/94225121By Mattariel>Of Void (Ch. 18)https://archiveofourown.org/works/45532363By ScaryDrPepper>Mistaken Flighthttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93520341By Scan>Pigeon Postal Delivery Service (Ch. 5)https://rentry.co/pigeon-postalBy Anonymous>The Best Route to Osakahttps://rentry.org/ca39pu86By JacklinMauer>The Gambler (Ch. 5)https://archiveofourown.org/works/93883106By AnonymousJimbo>Unlikely Harmony [WIP]https://archiveofourown.org/works/94399746By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>My Roommate Is A Humie (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/88513471By Host_Hu>Exploring Limbo (Ch. 31)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65106238[ Story Masterbin ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ] :https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]:https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85923994Missed a thread or two?:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
this is your waifur's dad
>>85929931wtf am i looking at
>>85929955scug dance
>>85929980why are they all overweight and look like those weird furry things that i cant remember the name of
>>85929984Because you touch yourself at night
>>85929950ewwww why arent the tops humans?
>>85929950kill yourself, alisafag
My home thread has a footfag infestation. How's it going guys.
>>85930063On this board that's one of the lesser evils
>>85930063I am also a footfag
>>85930063Die footfag
>>85930041nah
>>85930063we've got all the other problems, you're not much better off.also we have our own brand of footfag.
>>85930095you mean pawfag, right?
>>85930110y-yeah haha. i would never cross the streams or call one thing another... haha....
Big things in the works, folks, very big things.https://youtube.com/watch?v=ptTc17stBkw(didn't realize we were so close to page 8)>inb4 how is this hmofa(you'll see very soon)
mosquito girl
>>85930110They won't use the designated thread so I won't use the designated term for them.
>>85930182What? Do you actually think you shouldn't post anything paw related in /hmofa/?
>>85930158Filthy, dubious, bloodsuckers...
It's over.. my waifur has paws.. divorce inbound
>>85930101>>85930130SODA ANNIHILATION
>>85929950I'm so glad I never gave those gay ass shows a try
>>85929950No, this is my wai- no wait, yeah, that is himHoly shit, how did he fall to such a level? I must make sure she doesn't find out, who knows what that would do to her mental state
>>85897859 Not what I originally intended but this was fun to do kekit's 2am now i sleep and sober up, night night anons love you
Huh
>>85930291omg i love this
>>85930292Isn't that something.
>>85929950I may be bisexual for furry bussy but hazbin fans are faggots
>>85930202You can like paws if you want but they do nothing for me. The problem is it's like every other 12 posts in a row.
>>85930291This just triggered a flashback
Hmm, hard decision to make...
>>85930435Neither
>>85930384fat fuck pokermins.....
>>85930138How do you feel about anthro bird girl talons?
>>85930435>farma clarksonawhy do you speak made up words
>>85930462gggulp
>>85930435Polack detected.Jaka jest pogoda?
>>85930478polish is a fake language like dutch
>>85930211But enough about human women.
>>85930487Then that means you're blessed and you get a pass on the footfaggery. Congrats anon. Nice picture too.
>>85930505her claws aren't orange because she painted them that color
>>85928976>GirlYou got the fat tits part right at least
>>85930362sex
>>85930544i see no bulge sir
>>85929931https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcaWZ620trA
>>85930551>Most masculine Bunny boy
>>85930505Why is she so rude? I don't think I could like someone who can't even pretend to be kind to the maintenance people.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cf3WaYaZLAEHEARMEOUT
>>85930158>>85930211>ywn have your mosquito gf sound your dick with her proboscis and suck your cum straight out of your balls and into her abdomenWhy even live bros...
>>85930590He isn't her sweet, sweet wagie boy, that's why.
>>85930590she's like 43 and in that state
that was disgusting and painful to read
>>85930638i hope he has a foot-long cock and it makes her so overwhelmed she passes out
>>85930435>>85930478>Waifur shows you her clarksona
>>85930590lorepaw mischaracterized her tbdesu, she just acts like hannah in that image
>>85930656Sorry, I will kill myself at the earliest convenience.
>draw me like your french foxes
>>85930698Sexy focks
>>85929931I prefer them with boobs so they don't look like a bunch of fat boys.
>renew the Prime subscription (comes in handy for buying shit)>find a browser that actually works (Firefox does thankfully)>get to the loathsome episode>realize that Amazon has actually good shit on PrimeI never watched John Wick, maybe I should do that.
Mandatory Blackedgette post to cristen the new thread
>>85930729get a job alisafag
I have been very, VERY tolerant of vizieslop posting thus far, even engaging in some myself. But this is starting to get egregious.
I picked FF9 just for her
>>85930733>>85930744>One minute apart You really suck at this and I patiently await your death
>>85930743it's a shitter blogposting because he has some weird grudge with this place, don't bother engaging
>>85930677nah she's already kind of a bitch around people she even halfway considers a friend (one person) and anybody besides angela coming into her stank zone will earn her venom and scornyou forget that katie is such a giant pussy (literally) that she can't even accept take a box out of dell's hands and has to keep up this "uhhh can't come to the door" charade to the point that he's familiarized with her residence. hannah is a misandrist with no socialization, but katie is just stuck-up and with even worse negative socialization
>>85930771>schizoid posting blacked is the same schizoid with a grudge against ashn-n-no fucking way! anon-sama, enlighten us more with your wisdom!
>>85930776Wasn't he like actually schizophrenic about Octavia too? Or do I remember wrong?>>85930801Please don't reply to shitposters trying to brag about how they're getting away with it.
>>85930816How the fuck am I the shitposter trying to brag? What is there to even brag about? He's an idiot.Also you are misremembering, that was someone else.
>>85930821How different does a character have to be before you just make your own?
Ohh so it's the shit dog that did the zesty owl in lol
ugghhhhhhh fuuuck pawpads on rabbits is stupid but uugggghhhhhh fuuuuuck.
>85930845>Bringing up all your posts in other threads to shot this place upWe've watched you do this for almost a month straight RajeshGet a job
This is a strange question, but how do I create something that is SERIOUS? I've only put out either funny or cute drawings for probably years at this point. I want to do something with no jokes or cuteness whatsoever but I'm struggling to some up with anything.
>>85930863I'll give this one a pass because look at her fluffy tail and cute fangs.
>>85930875This artist is a AxA futafag but he draws cum and pre and all that good stuff real nicely
>>85930875soak your beans overnight>>85930895skin-colored cock = human enough for me
>>85930816different guy, octavia schizoid is a writer, this guy is a gay jobless pedophile who hates this place and /hmoba/ because neither of us like his ass
>>85930887Take adderall.
>>85930893>Pic of her actively ruining a relationship >I'll give it a passDo hhgfags really?
>>85930906>splurt
>>85930893The only redeeming factor is watching Loona, always nicely animated and cute and all.
>>85930877>Other threadsNigga it was the previous /hmofa/ thread, the one that is still up.Why am I even arguing, you're just Rajesh trying to falseflag. It's pretty obvious when it's you doing it.
>>85930698nice vanginamaybe her right hand could be a bit flatter and the arms thicker
>>85930887Just be sincere and don't try to subvert or be ironic about the subject.
>It's another episode of Beardo thinks he's helping and maybe TLA will fuck himI hate this general these days
>>85930875>>85930906>>85930925Imagine the smell.
All this anonymous shit posting would cease if you faggots made a discord. You're not anonymous to anyone but each other on here. So if you're going to get your data scraped may as well do it in a place you can kick out the shitters.
>waifur who shows you her venginagram on the first date
>>85930887>no cutenessCuteness can be serious.But you could also just draw something completely mundane. A character doing their job. Going to the shop. Choosing what to cook. Reading a book, driving a car, visiting a tourist attraction. When I was toying with AI I genned a bunch of mundane things with my waifur, they're shit but they are still nice to me. I genned stuff like her reading, sleeping in the passenger seat of the car, waling on a beach, woking in the garden.Just think about domestic life and how happy you would be looking at her every day of your life no matter what she does. How you would look for too long and she would blush and ask why you're staring or just smile back and hug you and go back to doing completely mundane day-to-day things that are magical now because it's her doing them.
Took him long enough to add the buzzwords to his schizophrenia.>>85930971I genuinely hope you're shitposting because that level of retardation being genuine is a frightening thought.
>>85930969This is a footfag he just found a fur colored one so he could post it here.
>>85930887Borrow from the low points of your own life or someone else's, reference detailed scenes of emotion and turmoil. Consider how you would handle a heavy topic with a loved one.
>>85930863>Canonically dates furboisRuined
>>85931016>in hell>no humans>also hates humans>job is to kill humansYEAH NO FUCKING SHIT THE CANON SUCKS
news to people who didn't watch episode 3
>>85931016>>85931031Guys you shouldn't worry about canon ever. Like I haven't even read Berserk I just looked at the cool pictures and came up with my own story
>>85930887>I want to do something with no jokes or cuteness whatsoever but I'm struggling to some up with anything.The first question you need to consider is WHY you want to do something serious with no jokes or cuteness in the first place.If you just want to do something because it's different than usual instead of having a drive to do it, you're going to inherently draw blanks because that's not really how the creative process works.
>>85930969gasoline and packing peanuts
>>85931051We care about the canon if it's something we hate and we can use the canon against it
>>85930101I need to do this with the Great Mouse Detective girl.
>>85931031>>85931051Yeah, i know, canon means fuck allAnyway, have a mommy loona (cambion baby)
About 50% of the thread is hhg discussion. Kill hhg niggers on sight, I will shit up every single thread those aids characters are posted. I will post gore and dead nigger babies. I don't fucking care, I want those subhuman hhg niggers GONE
>>85930291Damn that's a perfect crossover
>Waifur's dad is a sex slave gimpWould this be a turn-off for you?
>>85931089That sounds like a really good way to make people prefer the hhg stuff over you, retard.
>>85931070real knowers would do it with the lady at the very end of the filmgod she was so good, and NOBODY has drawn her like, ever...https://youtu.be/bR08P4eVYl4?t=172
>>85930895there are artists that draw so good I can't even be mad but he's one of those artists I wish made more content with humans>>85930875>>85930906>>85930925jesus christ
>>85931089Post prime Leopold webms, I need those.
>>85931110I don't fucking care, I want them fucking gone. There is more than one of them, they never fucking belonged here and they lie constantly about "not watching the show". Get these niggers out of here HMOBA? HHG spamHMOFA? HHG spamIf that shit had a feral they'd shit HMOFE with it tooAnything but post in their own fucking general
https://youtu.be/dhZUsNJ-LQUThis is the ending song that plays in the finale of the hmofa-centered animated series I imagine in my head
>>85930991Shitposter is so terrified of the though of being banned he forgot to bring an argument.
>>85931124>artists that draw so goodDo you plan to post anything good by that artist?
>>85931143Are you aware you sound utterly deranged right now?I assure you, spamming gore and the like isn't going to make them leave, it's going to make everyone hate you and you'll catch a ban.
>>85930863Le chien de merde
>>85931155haha epic own lad
experimenting with different shapes and proportions, not sure how i feel about itthe head shape of the fop on the left i do love though
>>85931088>You thought you could get away nigga?
>>85931160>you sound utterly derangedThat's because I am? I'm clearly not in good condition, I have talked with these fucking worms for more than a week at this point and they keep saying how it's ok and hmofa because they don't care about the show and yet every time that shit gets an episode all they do is talk about it HERE. They even forget to spam their dogshit nigger characters that have nothing do with hmofa when they do it. I'm tired because while I know one of them is just malicious, the other really are just 50 IQ retards that really do think they belong here and they don't understand what they issues is with constantly beinging up that fucking show here.
>>85930742i just know she raped a human guy but i can't prove it
>>85931088The shit mutt
>>85931207I'm just gonna tell you that you should probably get off the computer for a bit and take a breather.
>>85931212The proof is that she's an anthro female
>>85931124glazing your baked goods to give them some much needed moisture, an excellent way to rejuvenate the paws and keep them shiny, plush and full of youth>>85931212nah but she did canonically merc a foid with an ambulance
>>85931207>implying it's the same person despite me saying I don't watch that garbage multiple timestelltale sign of schizophrenia
>>85931207So that's what I sounded like...
dey be fukin
>>85931184Nice digitigrade legs! I can't say I see any anatomical issues besides the breasts on the left being different size (but that happens irl), her left palm being too long and the perspective of the right's hand being a bit strange. Also I'm not sure her thigh would be placed like that, try taking that pose and see where the bottom of your own is.
>>85929950are you ready for the Loona whoring out Octavia arc?
>>85930675Given his history that won't be surprising. Though him being underwhelming would kinda fit the broken expectation things the duo have going.
Remember when Beard false flagged the blacked Bridgette shitter to try to act like anyone bringing him up was the blacked shitter so he could be a junior janny schizo on new rules where anyone who accuses him of anything must be the most evil thing ever?I do.
>>85931282Who the fuck is Uncle Andy?
>>85931305Beardo is a close friend of some of the worst people on this thread, what do you expect
>the main plot of the episode is looking for a magical orb in the bumfuck of nowhere of Australia that doesn't existwow they even had to steal ideas from better shows
>85931305>85931320nigger could you at least try to hide your samefagging?
Oh boy do I hate scat and vore and inflation, that stuff just drives me up a wall yes it does!
>>85931313Pic related, but as a male (like that means shit considering how faggy their males are)
>>85931300desu dell doesn't need to be hung to excuse drawing katie dropping some mad nasty sloppy on a cock-shaped object and gagging because she's an amateur but a happy-go-lucky fella packing a literal knee slapper is funny
>>85931226No shit man, I will. Not deranged enough to actually do it, but unfortunately enough to think about it.>>85931259>me saying I don't watchYes, nigger, you repeatedly lying about it as you and your kind bring it up every single thread as you spam solo images of your dogshit characters that have nothing to do with this general as instead of talking about hmofa with them you talk about how bad the show is and how sad it is that they are from them.I have never seen you niggers talking about what food they would like, or what books they would read or what jobs they would have or what music they would like because you don't fucking care about them, you are just a retarded nigger that got obsessed with a show and has a burning need to post it in places it does not fucking belong. You don't have a waifur, you will never have a waifur, you're just a faggot that got scoped and targeted by a show that was made exactly for "people" like you. You do not belong here and never did.
>>85931264doorman isn't a human thoughbeitfully
>>85931341For now he is (kind of (maybe))
>>85931264>>85931341>>85931352nobody but the most retarded one trick ponies ever play doorman and they just copy joechcuck to the letter because it's the only value the character hasso even humans don't play doorman only subhumans
>>85931264Nah, ivy belongs with a real human man...The Lash
>>85931338>mad nasty sloppyWhy are you like this.
>>85931325Scat, you say?
>>85931358real men use ivy's janky stone form to send enemies under the map
>>85931366why are you a giant flame
>>85931359
would you a busty feral (anthro enough)?
The Lash nuts into the Savior of Spanish Harlem
>>85931338I just hate hypershit. Give him like 9 inches if you really want that, Mollieanon did it well with his HM being big but actually real size. Hyper looks retarded as fuck, like looking at actual toddlers inflating genitals because they never went past "da bigga da betta!!!". Actual nigger fetish.
Uhh
>>85931360On the one hand, you have ivy, the adorable, precious little bundle of energy and love that would always be by your side, always fight for you, never let you down and never lie to you, betray you or otherwise hurt you in any wayOn the other hand, there is vyper who is pretty much her polar opposite and will likely stab and rob you once you are done fucking...but hell, jts gonna be a good fuckDecisions, decisions...
>>85931457kill vyper and marry and start a family with ivy. easy.
>>85931435it was mostly exaggeration but nah i'd want him to be like seven or eight max. his exaggerated facial expression begets it, but nothing too insistent. you gotta remember that to a porn fried goonnette anything that's average is gonna make them nervous anyway since it's the real deal, so actually exceeding their baseline understanding of real human packages will hit her for a homerun
>>85931455lids need to squint a little more and i'd probably cast her gaze slightly upward to capture the actual euphoria/overwhelming feeling of the position and activity. as is, she looks mildly annoyed lol. face is definitely better overall though
Le Waai Fu(r)
>>85931554Her footwear is so good. The Chinese have always been on the ball when it comes to furgonomics.
>>85931352Is that Jerma
>>85931455Are her breasts smushed by something? I'm guessing this is full Nelson sitting down because of the HM's legs, shouldn't her breasts point downwards?
>>85931572the tf2 guy??
Collie jesterfur who has been cursed to have bad luck, but tries her best.
>>85931572Yeah, posting a pic of Jerma and claiming he's a HUMAN man is just... who are you trying to trich with that?
>>85931597Does she like to juggle balls and hide them in unexpected places?
Marrow was a BAAAAAD girl~!
>>85931455cute ruth remake
>>85931636Oh my.
>>85931636She ate all his cards.
>>85931282That one writer might actually blow his brains out if there's a "loons gets Octavia to let a random wolf pop her cherry in revelry" arc
>>85931597kill jester
>>85930887Be sincere with your message/idea. Study how others have done.
>>85931636Why is she purple?
>>85931636That's what she gets for sneaking off to fuck those lizard men again
>>85931681>NO ADVENTUER IS COMPLETE WITHOUT JINGLE HAT AND JINGLE PAWS
>>85931681I think I've gotten to the point that if Dimmi appeared before me I'd beat her to death with a table leg and burn the body.
>>85931737And what would (You) do if Alisa appeared before you?
>>85931717>doesn't wear shoes>bare paws have small tassels around the ankles with jingling bells attached, one on either side of the leg>maybe a pseudo stirrup design looping around one toe with an additional bell halfway down the top of the foot itselfwhy am i like this
>>85931677Octavia is 17, I don’t think Viv could take THAT kind of backlash from xitterfags and bskytroons
>>85930887Something can be serious, while also being cute and funny. It’s about CONSEQUENCES/STAKES!If the protagonist is a cute bunny girl, who has cute bunny friends, and lives in a cute bunny town, but if she flunks school, she gets shipped out and married to a much older fox man, then suddenly things get real serious, real fast.That weekend party right before a big test? Could be the party that dooms her to a terrible life…. The cute human nerd who helps her study? He could be her ticket to salvation! What’s this? She’s falling for him!? The stakes have risen! Their relationship is now potentially a liability? Uh oh! Tension has risen!!
My name is SPACEWHALE and I like CHEEEEEESE
>>85931817i now want to see one of spacewhale's characters in the wallace and gromit style
>>85931712I swear I’ve seen a real dog with almost purple ish skin, butt also, I like her color scheme (dull purple, dark brown, maroon, with a pinch of orange)
>>85931635Once she juggled clubs and the way one fell gave her a black eye and then started a domino effect of damage that lead to a duke’s death. >>85931681Some have tried! Whatever higher power is enjoying the spectacle seems to protect her as it is only in the preservation of her life she has good luck. When it comes to her dignity, well…There are laughs to be had, at least.
>>85931777In a birthday special episode, then.
>>85931817Spacewhale and blue cheese?YUCK!>>85931828Unc status
>>85931828>one of spacewhale's charactersWho if not Puppy?
>>85931842HeheheheheheBlue waffle
>>85931737you forgot>forcing her furboi to eat the charred remains
>>85931817You’re not Spacewhaleworship, IM Spacewhaleworship!!…butt I do like cheese…..
>>85931636The next time we see her, she's gonna be leashed and on all fours begging and whimpering for his manmilk
Alright gang, here it is: the next update to The Leaves of Fall. Readers of the old version will know this chapter, and they will know how important it is to Sam's story. To new readers of leaves who are just encountering this chapter for the first time: good luck.>The Leaves of Fall>Act Three: Something That Matters>Part Six"Sam revisits an important memory of her younger years -- concerning the origin of her scars, her identity, and the fate of her brother Jacob.">Read on my website:https://autononymous.io/authors-and-stories/oliver-hart/the-leaves-of-fall/act-three-something-that-matters/something-that-matters-part-six/>Read on AO3:https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776/chapters/252996696There's a song in there too. Lemme know what you guys think.Cheers!
So, I was thinking more on that idea to make a splinter/sister thread for hmofa since we're going through multiple threads a day.I was thinking it would be specifically for posting canonically hmofa characters, so it would naturally be slower than the main thread, allowing any art or stories updates to be seen and talked about easier, rather than digging through the archive to find what you missed.And by canonical, I mean the creator has made the anthro female in love with a human male and hasn't depicted her doing things that go against hmofa.No idea what it's name or acronym would be for it, so suggestions would help.Worst case I make the thread and no one posts and it gets bumped off, so I figure that it's worth a try if it might hep the thread even a little.Does that sound interesting to anyone? any issues or concerns you might have? Any ideas or thoughts you want to share?
>>85931836but can she juggle flails
>>85931864What’s funny is, Marrow is PROUD to be a “wild” Lomen, so she might actually draw a hard line at a collar!
>>85931016The way it's worded kinda implies she just uses it for free meals.As >>85931031 said it's just impossible to really work in the canon. I don't watch the show but her getting with a sinner is probably more likely to happen.
>>85931777No, she made her ace specifically to detract from it and to stop people from sexualizing herTheres no way she'll then go and have her fucked on screen
>>85931886It'd be an interesting exercise to see which thread would get shitted up, and how.
>>85931892Not too proud to get PLAPGAPED by massive human cock, thoeverbeit......
>>85931876>good luckNow I'm scared
>>85931876>>85930291mr oliver did you like my funny bunny crossover
>>85931927Not much pride to loose consider what's been there already.
If I wrote something that focused on a /hmofa/ relationship with a bird girl, do you think it'd be generally less well-received than if I wrote one that focused on a more typical sort of anthro girl? Would the difference be negligible or would it be severe? I think I'm going to write about the bird girl anyway, but I am mildly concerned about this.
human GOONSTICK on PLAPMEAT anthros
>>85931952whatever
>>85931876I'm likeMaybe a week from finishing my reading plans and finally catching up on all the updates to all the great things.Are you still planning on finishing by the end of October?
>>85931891Do you value your life? Can she? Yes. Should she? Yes, it’ll be a very lively show.
>>85931955anthro SLOSHBAGS vs. human GOONSTICKS
>>85931886Can you specify what exactly would be excluded from this thread? Only explicitly hmofa characters would be allowed instead of hmofa as a concept?
>>85931945I'm just seeing this >>85930291 for the first time and I LOVE IT. Many people have told me TLoF has a kind of indie game/Mother/Earthbound feel to it. Reminds me of the other animated art people did for the story (see .gif)>>85931966I wish I could say 'yes', but no. I pushed the finish date back into November. I have a lot of content to edit and work through, and I don't think I can provide the same quality/additions you're already getting within that time span. I did a write-up here, actuallyhttps://autononymous.io/the-leaves-of-fall-schedule-update/TL;DR: progress is going to be steady but too much work and content to edit before October 31st. I'm choosing quality over speed.
>>85931952I think the geral interest goesfeline/caninemusteloideaungulatereptiles and amphibians (kobolds included here)Aviansremaining mammals besides ones with built in dogshit fetishes (stuff like hippos or skunks)fish____Insects.My fellow waichitin kings we are opressed as fuckAnyway don't worry about this at all man.
>>85931858>name is @NiggayaoiI hate it twitter kiddies try to act hard like this, especially when it's so obvious they're saying it "for the meme" and not cause they give a shit.
>regular dermatologist (male) got swapped for another one (female)>time comes for the penis inspection>not a meme>a literal inspection of the penis with foreskin fully retracted due to cancer risk because rare disease>in an exam room alone with objectively "pretty" human woman touching my penis with gloves on>not a twitch or even slight erection>asks if I want a chaperone>think "sure just let me sit here with my dick already out while you fetch someone else to look at my cock with">say "just get it over with">try not to think about how much I'd rather have bridge to be the one doing this lest it triggers a raging boner This anthro woman has me so cooked brosCan a drawfag please make me a Doctor BridgeBot to help me deal with the psychological damage I incurred by having to show a human woman my penis? Thanks.
>>85932008>I'm choosing quality over speed.Based. Always make this choice.It's not an issue anyway, I was just thinking if I'd be able to hold off untill all of the rewrite is done before catching up. Your writing is stellar and you are a gift to us and this general.
>>85932019>Chaperone Underage or retarded?
>>85932019it’s over anon you’re a whore, no fa will EVER want to touch you
>>85931927Yeah she was raised in a village in the most dangerous forest in the world, she’s not well educated lol
All of the bridgette posting blacked or otherwise comes from e person trying to drag this nonsense out, just fyi if it wasn't obvious already
>>85931980Anthros whose luck circumvents the plot by falling into the negatives until it overflows back into an incomprehensively high positive number and she clears a whole keep of bandits by trying to entertain and distract them with a simple knife juggling show
>>85932012Thank you for the breakdown, anon. I suppose internally/subconsciously I've known this, but it does help to see it organized in text. I'll try not to worry about it so much.
>>85932050>Based. Always make this choice.Thank you. This story means a lot to me and other people. Trying to shit out the remaining editing to have a special release date would be a huge disservice to the readers and the story.>It's not an issue anyway, I was just thinking if I'd be able to hold off untill all of the rewrite is done before catching up. If I had the choice, I'd say start reading now and just follow along with the updates. However it seems like a lot of people end up speedrunning the story in like two days, so you'd be the best judge on how to get caught up or enjoy the read.>Your writing is stellar and you are a gift to us and this general.Thank you! It's a lot of fun, guys. I won't lie. Even if this place is where I carve my niche as a writer, I'm glad to do it, lol
>>85932019draw her yourself it will be a good starting point.though I'm sure anyone from the DC server would happily come lick at ashelys toes for some attention from your mistress just like you
>>85931886>does that seem interesting to anyone?not really when I can just post here
>>85931636Draw Marrow wearing a paperbag with her nude body doodled over it.
>>85932098>I'd say start reading nowOlver I've read what was there in one sitting in July, I've just held off on devouring the chapters since Mike's vampire povs.
>>85932051Legally the second one.>>85932061Good thing the only FA I want to touch me is Bridge and she would understand.
>>85932142>Olver I've read what was there in one sitting in July, Hahaha, that's what I mean. I tell people to read it how they want, but they all end up devouring it. It's a compliment, but makes me feel like I need to work faster lolI've just held off on devouring the chapters since Mike's vampire povs.First time reader of Leaves? There's a lot you need to catch up on. Might as well if it's autumn where you're at. I think TLoF is best consumed round this time of year
>>85931900True, I think it'll have value even if it gains no interest.>>85932000You'd only be posting characters who are canonically in a hmofa relationship, not characters you wish were hmofa but aren't. Like for example Krystal wouldn't be allowed because she isn't hmofa canonically, even if she is great. The point would be to make it restrictive to ensure it remains slow. Does that make sense? >>85932113That's fine, I'd view the thread as a way to catch up with anything you missed and even a bunker when the main thread goes to shit.
>>85931886Beardo you shouldn't make it a splinter right off the bat if that's the intent. Why not start it as a thread then if it actually works then start calling it a general? The other split idea sounded more or less like a stealth /trash/sfur/ revival so I don't think that's too great an idea.
>>85932012Someone should definitely write another musteloidea story.
>>85929931Dances With Small Woodland Critters
>>85931876Clicked as soon as I saw the email. I'm ready to be hurt.
>>85932169>There's a lot you need to catch up on.It will take me a couple of hours at most, I'm a good reader, not some insane wpm, but on phone I can get up to 600+ with very high retention. Devouring books I like is something I habitually do, there's no pleasure lost in that. On the very rare occasion the prose is just that good (only happened to me once) I just read the chapter twice.I'm just thinking about setting up a day and thematic food and drinks to elevate the experience. I'd add music but listening to music while reading is absolutely haram to me.
>>85932252That sounds so cozy. I should get into this story and try to do the same thing.
>>85931858I don't even know what that means marge
>>85932275What is it about using someone's entrails as a jump rope that you don't understand?
im back niggers where the waifurs at?
>>85932300Nigga they dead.
240 posts and it's all about gay soap opera and a AxA whore
Watching Demolition Man right now and thought of a funny premise>/collared/god gets unfrozen and awakens to find out the anthrostate has taken over>/adhg/fags are super weak, so he has no problem taking them out alongside weak furbois and dumb yigger cops who have never dealt with such a gigachad before>/hmofa/chad also gets unfrozen to stop the /collared/chad from taking over the anthrostate
>>85932240Yeah, it's one of those updates>>85932252>On the very rare occasion the prose is just that good (only happened to me once) I just read the chapter twice.Well, idk if my prose is THAT good, but I hope there's a few paragraphs that will make you double take>I'm just thinking about setting up a day and thematic food and drinks to elevate the experience.Oh, do that. I really hope the story can make your autumn experience even better>I'd add music but listening to music while reading is absolutely haram to me.Tbh I'd hope you reconsider -- this update and many subsequent updates to Leaves hereafter are SET to music, and the actions are synced. Not a big loss if you skip the music, but it's something that I the authort would ask you to try out. See if it fits.
Everyone wants a hoot wife until you come home from work and see this perched up next to your driveway.
>>85932262I already did it with SBR, I got hotdogs and peanuts and glass bottle cola to get immersed into the idea of watching a horse race.I just need to think about what foods would fit LoF. Drinks are a given for some scenes, but otherwise I need suggestions. Just not candied apples, I hate those. Caramel is nice, apples are nice, don't mix them.
>>85932300Waifurs broke
>>85932203The main issue you're probably going to face with this, speaking from a human factors perspective, is that there are still going to be autists who don't transfer over and whom will get upset about people posting Krystal or Rue or whatnot here. It will end with two threads that both have the same culture and neither one of which will openly tolerate technically-not-/hmofa/ characters. Even if there somehow is a mass transfer, until your new type of thread establishes itself, the same people will still police this thread. I don't want to abjectly discourage you, I don't think it's a totally bad idea, but I just don't think it's going to work without... I dunno, a lot of momentum behind it first, I guess.
>>85932332The obvious DOCTOR BEPPER (I assume Oliver means Dr. Pepper) is one of Sam's choice drinks
I can't believe spooky waifur season is here already.Time for all the skull-faced women to come out of hiding.
No one is going to split btw that shit's retarded
>>85932328>Not a big loss if you skip the music, but it's something that I the authort would ask you to try out. See if it fits.I'll probably listen to it before the chapter. Music somehow interferes with my brain, I can use it while writing, gaming, but listening or reading gets absolutely fucked up.
>>85932000His autism forces him to believe that if a female has been with anyone aside from her specific human male (the artists/commissioners insert character )(or non-white HM) she is not hmofa. Also straight (furry-male), afxaf, m-m-f, m-f-f (even if that happened in the past and not happening currently), also that smol & feral body types are off topic. You'll see him spazz on and on about how his anthro wife is pure as fresh snow and that he gets physically ill at the idea of any anthro female with or a party of any of those other groups
>>85932349>LeshyZaraza...https://youtu.be/jRG0gyVFP60
>>85932332Donuts. There's a cute scene where Sam has her first donut
>>85932343Yeah, that's the scene that was given. I'm talking about everything else. Cafeteria food for school scenes? What do Americans even eat in schools in whatever region LoF is based on?
>>85932370get a job nigger
>>85932343there is no doubt in my mind that there is an alt to this or it was suggested that way
>>85932349>I think she likes you!
Sam isn't a girl's name
>>85932369Fair enough, fair enough. I like rap music generally, but I can't listen to it while writing (too much to process), so I kinda get where you're coming from. If it's any consolation, a lot of the LoF Soundtrack is instrumental/post-rockThis one is one of my all time favorite inclusions (for a scene much later in Act 3)https://youtu.be/WCUrOGW-iWoIt's less words/melody more like... noise to score a scene
>>85932370.....yeah?
>>85932397Jacob's Ladder vibes
>>85932397I'd actually almost consider going to dance clubs if women like that did.
>>85932401samantha? alex isn't a girl's name either but it gets used for some too.
>>85932068Like final destination but she’s left standing in the wreckage confused but still holding the smile nervously. A survivor claps a bit.
>>85932385>Cafeteria food for school scenes? What do Americans even eat in schools in whatever region LoF is based on?Peanut butter and jelly is a staple. Re-heated pizza, too.
>>>/3/1033654
>>85932330>Owl wife is wants me to come home so bad that she's waiting outside for meThat's really cute, actually. I don't see the problem.
>>85932415that film makes me very emotional and i can't watch it at all, which sucks because it's a good depiction of a protracted nervous breakdown
>>85932401Yes, that's the point.Do you know what the words "reverse" and "trap" mean?
>>85932324My loose take would be.>Future has been entirely overtaken by happy go lucky 80s/90 style YIFF YIFF/balto faced anthros (what happened to humans is UTTA but my take is they left for space, with small pockets still existing here and there.)>Anthros discover Cryo facility. Don't fully understand it but unfreeze one of the humans inside>It's /collared/god>Shit happens ext>Anthros actually research what they let out and realize it was a cyroprison ect, look through the logs using the /collared/gods info and find /hmofa/man as the reason for his incarnation. Decide to unfreeze him to hopefully stop him again.I dunno, there's a few ways you could go.
Which one of you is this in project reclaimer?
Need a shy, timid, sweet, ryona bait waifur...
>>85932455Anon that's just my wife.
>>85932212Wrong guy, I've only talked about this idea once before. I have no interest in sfur stuff either. And yeah I'll make the split and see if it has any lasting power before declaring it a general.>>85932339People don't have to transfer over, it should be viewed as an optional secondary thread that anyone can safely ignore. No doubt there will be people who posts waifurs that don't fit the thread and argue about it, but I think it'll be fine.Worst case the new thread burns and things go back to how they were, it's not that serious of a thing.
>>85932468Canonically, Loona is mega awkward socially with anyone she doesn't know, which is a more interesting concept than this.
>>85932406This song and this scene are what got me into this band, funny enough
>>85932320Anboo won time to migrate
>>85932203>>85932339>2026>he still hasn't learned to ignore what he doesn't like and engage with what he likesit's like none of you ever used /b/
>drink potion>boobs grow bigmany such cases
>>85932490>awkward socially with anyone she doesn't know>Goes on dates with randoms for free foodSo which is it, then?
>>85932485I love this animation, shame that the file is so short so it jerks instead of flowing smoothly
>>85932490She a tinder skank, zero awkwardness left
>>85932520One doesn't exclude the other?
>>85932320There's definitely normal posts you can discuss instead but it is kinda funny how much HB leaks into here. I take it most are just bored of that general and want to talk here instead.
>>85932518I love it
>>85932550It kinda does though, unless she goes on those dates and acts like a total sperg while chowing down on the meals, making the guys themselves want to end the date asap and get away from her
>>85932577>No clothing breakage/ENFLame
>>85932490>Ermmmm CANONICALLYI don't care, nigger.
>>85932406>I like rap music generallyI can enjoy it if it's melodic and in a language I don't understand. This one is my favourite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-cProbably won't fit in LoF, but it's awesome anyway.
>>>/trash//hhg/you have your own general niggers, fucking use it
>>85932591what's ENF
>>85932435Posso...
>>85932617embaressed nude female, essentially a kink deriving from the shock, shame and slight arousal a girl experiences by having a wardrobe malfunction in public
>>85932583Funny mental image should become real imageAlso>architect anon watching her chow down>starts booking their next outing straight away
>vivziefags are actual unironic fagskill yourselves fucking pests
>>85932633Uoh
>>85932639I liked this one more than the cougar
Shut up and get fluffed!
>>85932639ooooooh okaythat would explain some things
>>85932434PBJ I can do, pizza... eeh, I ate too much pizza at some point in my life and I'd rather not go back to it.>>85932374What kind of donut?
>>85932689I think it says they're chocolate donuts
>>85931681
>>85932518never trust the random roll table your DM seems really eager to use
>>85932643Yeah, haha, its totally a /hhg/ regular and not someone who comes here, wouldnt that be crazy, haha....
>>85932661lacey's build in her early 20's is just karen's build in her mid-40'sshe will go full pawg when the seanster is done with her>>85932673it's fun to mess around with if you like BE or just tig bitties in general
>>85932704https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFutge4xn3w
>>85932719Rolling for Sam AND Missy...
>>85932328>Well, idk if my prose is THAT goodNo disrespect to you at all, but it's likeOne in ten thousand writers. Legit only happened to me once and I've read throughout my whole life basically non-stop.It was the Consider Phlebas iceberg collision scene. I've never read anything even appraching how well it does the feeling of being chased by a force of nature and I don't expect I ever will.I'm just a good reader otherwise, I never actually need to re-read thing to understand them or pick out some detail even if there's a later twist that changes context.
>>85931952Write whatever appeals to you. A bird story would probably get less attention than something generic like a fox or a wolf, but the quality of the writing and the passion of the writer are both more important. I, for one, enjoy bird stories quite a bit.
>>85932758This mentality is why we have zero stories with wolves and foxes
>>85932746>Sam AND Missy..>6What's a huge ammount more than ZERO anon?
>>85932774>t. someone illiterate
>>85932639I can't believe Lacey died from a heart attack
>>85932788name 5 fox stories
Did you know? Breast size in a female anthro is directly correlated in how much love they receive from their human male. I'd your waifur is flat, I'd recommend that you look inwards
Waifurs but in Mega City 1
>>85932701>>85932701Correct, it is chocolate>>85932594I do too, friend. Thanks for the song, was not expecting that.Some of my favorite music is Japanese skramz/screamohttps://youtu.be/i6QNzg6I-yk>>85932493GOOD. I love 65dos>No disrespect to you at all, but it's like>One in ten thousand writers. Legit only happened to me once and I've read throughout my whole life basically non-stop.None-taken, brother. I find myself reading words and pages again a lot more. Maybe I'm just easily impressed, lol. I read all of Ray Bradbury's writing with the books pressed against my face, as if I could absorb that man's prose via osmosis.I love pretty writing, guys>>85931952One of my stories (Foxing) features a birb girl (crow). My advice is to write whatever the fuck you want. Do not concern yourself if your audience will take to your love interest at this stage. Just have fun. I promise, you build it, they will cum.
>>85932731tying up dimmi and stabbing her repeatedly while boss watches helplessly
>>85932854Meant for>>85932747
>>85932719rocks fallboobs grow bignumber thirteen and fourteen are OP pls nerf
>>859328200. Foxing1. The Fox & Hound2. Foxy lady3. Fox World Order4. The Wizard and the Fox5. A Ninja Fox in New York City
>>85932780Is busty Sam considered... HARAM?
>>85932866And how many are finished?
>>85932866nigger you just went to the masterbin and typed ctrl+f "fox"
>>85932886Ok likeHow many /hmofa/ stories are finished.That's a trick qestion.Oliver's reverse trap Stalker fox story is finished, how about that, huh?
>>85932884sam with an exhibitionist kink going around flashing people who think she's a boy
>>85932884If Sam had big boobs I'd stop pretending TLOF was so good and call it out for being a zany furfag version of Stranger THings.
>>85932890Yes I did.
>>85932864My perverted yet dorky alt doe wife suffering from macromastia and spontaneous lactation...
>>85932820NTA but Where Kitsune Wait, Trixi the Clown, Boundaries (its a braixen it counts), Trisha's story, and Interpol Hearts. And there are way more those are just the ones I remember reading some of
>>85932903>Oliver's reverse trap Stalker fox story is finished, how about that, huh?Ha! I'm glad people have read that story.>>85932915Funny enough, I've never actually seen Stranger Things. I don't even have Netflix.
>>85932911DEMON'd
>>85932911Who even are these whores trying to steal my nigga's virginity?!?
>>85932866>foxingvery funny
>>85932931The loathesome hellspawn
>>85932922you know those whacky holiday genetics are a real problem when they're even effecting your alternate pseudo-undead magical counterpartand to think she's a hopelessly lonely virgin......
>>85932950That's a BIG FAT BUTT
Don't delude yourselves into thinking deltatroons are welcome just because we post the gay show's girls
>>85933005What’re you gonna do, seethe about it? What would be new?
>>85933005I'll be honest I've been a deltarune hater since day one. But I don't think that's fair, if it's hmofa then it should be welcomed
>>85933017>>85933025why even reply to it
>>85932932Hey, there are foxes in it. It is a story with foxes, which means that on some level it is a fox story.Yes, they are animals but is it that important?>>85932854>One of my stories (Foxing) features a birb girl (crow)See? Even Oliver knew he needed to trick people into reading it by including foxes.
>>85933030people love being offended on other people's behalf, thereby painting the very group they wish to protect in a poorer light by showing that they care what other people think (i don't)
>>85932977Hhnnnghrmrmh NEED
>>85932866>>85932890>>85932921Those stories are real. I thought the anon was making shit up with how bad most of those titles are and the one that isn't bad is already the title of a novel/movie.
I need that Evil Genius game, but with waifurs as henchwomen, minions and goons.
1 /hhg/ poster (This is you OctaviaAnon); is worse on their own than 5 Deltatrooners.
>>85933030Because why not? It's just an opinion at the end of the day
the last hmofa or something of that sort
>>85933071She should kill him omg that would be so hmofa
Dess is 90% fanon anyways nothing stops me of having sex with her.
i have been watching a lot of youtube. it looks better than the digital version i did of this a few months back, but still way off. more youtube videos will fix this
>>85933066i need her
>>85933089Hmofa or however the female anthro is plapped o algo.
>>85933108That's sweet.
>>85933066I could vibe with it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IZqdDvfdlAWith AI it might even be possible
>>85932758True. I suppose since I have this passion to write about the bord, and I like the species' quite a bit, it hopefully will equate to a more genuine story and stuffs. >>85932854>My advice is to write whatever the fuck you want. Do not concern yourself if your audience will take to your love interest at this stage. Just have fun. I promise, you build it, they will cum.I'm taking this advice to heart, honestly. If there's anyone to believe about writing-related matters, it's probably you. Thank you.
Speaking of.Oliver, if you're still here.That scene in Foxing where he brains a kid in the dome with a stone and leaves him a vegetable was cool as fuck.I want more like that.Other scenes of brutality in Foxing are either detatched via weapon, done by animals/monsters or don't take it to that extreme, that one was cool as fuck.
>>85933071What was the /shitted/ spam meant to accomplish?
Popular TV show featuring hmofa but the human male is killed off and replaced with a human female turning the relationship into hfofa!
>>85933050underage drinking (she's 19) with december and she's spilling her mom's top-shelf product all over her navel-exposing top, she she slips the thing off and reveals that she was wearing nothing underneath... not that you were surprised of course, considering just how pebbled up and FAT her nipples were underneath the fabric the whole time... feeling the nip of the cold winter night and the warmth of the triple-distilled devil rushing through her bloodstreamher heavy doe mammaries swelling to the tune of her growing body's needs, pouring it on herself to entice you, drooling and slurring as she puts her full weight on your side...
>>85933140It was to be annoying
>>85933151>Death threats from local buncel
What even happened in that episode to cause such a meltdown?
>>85933151anon, you just said something realisticthese things are supposed to be unrealistic scenarios
>>85933168what happened to this artfag and where and I consume all his qualityslop
>>85933151I'll make Cecil B. Demented look like a moderate.
>>85933188the cheating faggot is a cheating faggot and people are apparently surprised
>>85933196temporarily stepped out to fetch milk. return pending
>>85933188What meltdown
>>85933066Psychopath on the streets, Princess in the sheets
>>85933232If she talked to me like that I'd instantly cum and cover the entire kitchen in manmilk
>>85933168>She's trying so hard to be sexy and you have to admit the sight of her Holiday hooters is making you feel some kinda way.>But the fact that she's currently off her rocker and failing to nail any sort of sexy vibe through her slurred speech doesn't really sit right with you.>So being the sensible lad you are you spill your spaghetti with an awkward kiss and tell her you're going home to catch...lizards.God I need her.>>85933227I NEED HER TO CALL ME A DORK WHILE I CHEER HER UP.
>>85933108Great stuff dude
>>85933232Loona's ass melting my face when she sits down on it
>>85933188I've seen worse from less desu. At least it isn't shit like AI generated gore, or going through 3 threads almost instantly cause someone wouldn't play with you.
we're sinking
>>85931051>Guys you shouldn't worry about canon ever.Tell that to an 18th century merchant sailing near the carribean.
>>85933227What are the fattest milkers he's given her?
>>85933335Nice try pal but that's cannon
>>85933309just let that sink in
>>85933396don't mind if I do
ok i'll bake
>>85933422been a minute since i've seen her posted.
