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/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5548

>""Worm"hole" edition

--Stories--

By Oliver_Hart
>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 38)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776

By YellowNoteAnon
>Bed of Snakes (Ch. 12)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31197068/

By Rotham
>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 60)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541
>Down in the Moominvalley
https://archiveofourown.org/works/94225121

By Mattariel
>Of Void (Ch. 18)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45532363

By ScaryDrPepper
>Mistaken Flight
https://archiveofourown.org/works/93520341

By Scan
>Pigeon Postal Delivery Service (Ch. 5)
https://rentry.co/pigeon-postal

By Anonymous
>The Best Route to Osaka
https://rentry.org/ca39pu86

By JacklinMauer
>The Gambler (Ch. 5)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/93883106

By AnonymousJimbo
>Unlikely Harmony [WIP]
https://archiveofourown.org/works/94399746

By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon
>My Roommate Is A Humie (Ch. 3)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/88513471

By Host_Hu
>Exploring Limbo (Ch. 31)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/65106238

[ Story Masterbin ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ] :https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates
[ Thread FiIters ]:https://rentry.org/fsdnd
[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa4

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>>85955435
First for Marrow!!
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>>72361841
>>72371185
I may be almost two years late, but I have returned and delivered. (No illnesses this time)
Enjoy your various wives, anons.
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Portal sex methods
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>>85955453
Fourth for loog
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BIG MEATY PAWS
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Yes, my waifur is digitigrade. (She is autistic and walks on her tippy-toes.)
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>>85942275
Think Mink?
Feel Seel?
Entice Mice?
I have Ermine on the mind
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>>85955468
What about them???
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>>85955445
anyway yeah he's still somewhat active. i legit think prime 4 sucking hot swamp ass gave him severe depression

>>85955454
i forgot which of these was mine
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>>85955435
We're on our fourth batch of bi-weekly story prompts!

Our last batch was
>The fog was thick, the air was cold, and the...

>Gold and bronze leaves adorned the trees in the...

>Dark twisting corridors wound their way through...


The entries for it were
By ResidentDegnerate
>Boy Meets Goyle
https://rentry.org/p88hq8ka
A news reporter happens upon Ivy (yes that one), and has a less than pleasant experience at the diner he finds her in.
By Rotham
>Down in the Moominvalley
https://archiveofourown.org/works/94225121
An American man sick of his life sells what little he owns and goes to Moominvalley. On his way, he comes upon a lonely cottage with a lonely fillyjonk inside.
By Anon
>The Best Route to Osaka
https://rentry.org/ca39pu86
A medieval Japanese merchant hires a horse woman porter. Their journey turns out to be rather eventful.
By ScaryDrPepper
>Mistaken Flight
https://archiveofourown.org/works/93520341
An older couple, a man and his goat wife, forced down on a foggy and cold day.

SO, next we have three new prompts for your consideration:

>Ouija boards were usually only owned by crazy people or bored teenagers, but...

>The nightly knocking on the attic door at three in the morning was bad enough, but now...

>Running out of gas in the middle of nowhere was...

Write us something quick, anything from 2k to 10k words, and let's see what's on your mind. Amateurs or people who have never written are especially encouraged to partake.


The next batch is on Oct 27th.
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>>85955479
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>>85955447
Yeah I'm not really cookie crazy I just think it's a neat "alien" feature for dog anthros to have.
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>>85955454
Holy fuck blast from the past. Glad you're well.
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>>85955454
holy based
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>>85955454
woa
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Ok so I forgot to take a pic right before the ink, BUTT I haven’t erased the pencil lines yet, so this still might satisfy anons desire to see my process!!
(Also a preview of the next entry for Marrow month :p)
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>>85955454
He did it
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>>85955522
cool preview
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>>85955465
THIS is this waifur's husband
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>>85955522
I like the pose
Marrow isn't really shy about her scar/wound is she? It'd be like to see some cunnilingus with the humie rubbing her pelvic area tenderly.
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>>85955510
I agree with you on the latter count but I do think it's hot as well. I just didn't want to imply I only see her for sex because then I'd make myself feel bad. She's very, very cute. It's actually giving me a little bit of cuteness aggression looking at her.
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we love balls of fluff
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>>85955554
>off by one

ugh... fuck....
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>>85955571
>>85955554
You're a failure, anon. I'm disappointed in you.
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>>85955479
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>>85955555
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>>85955557
Yeah she is meant to have a complex about it. She doesn’t want to misrepresent herself, and she’s accepted her infertility, so it’s her way of being upfront about a dealbreaker.
Or something like that…
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>>85955565
Snowy owl spotted. One of, if not perhaps the most, prettiest owl. Bird girl supremacy 1,000 years.
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B-Big dragon.... pretty............
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>>85955454
I also got a new friend for the fox figure I got the last time I was here :)
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SODABREAKER...
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>>85955454
I don't get it,what did he do for the past two years?
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>>85955454
>>85955629
WHY ARE ALL MY IMAGES GETTING ROTATED???
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>>85955656
look at this nerd getting OBTUSED and ACUTED by ANGLES
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>>85955565
I'm not into beaklets but holy fuck I could get lost in those feathers. Imagine chicks jutting out like cats emerging from bushes
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>>85955554
power walkers in the house tonight
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>>85955565
Owls are so cute
Smol beaks are precious
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>>85955681
More like shart walkers lmao
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>>85955629
cute

>>85955656
phone moment
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>>85955565
Why do owls have small beaks? Aren't they predators? Are they predator larping?
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>>85955548
Nah that would be Kira
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>>85955629
need to see these two brats laughing at an american tourist
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>>85955600
I almost imagined "ferret submarine commander", but then remembered that one cannot have operational silence if a human happens to get onboard; even with padding.
coves can be decent places to hide though, but the subminksible would probably make any man instinctually run away as soon as the smell hits him.
Just, please don't call it a "rape armada".
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>>85955714
>their talons do everything
>forward facing eyes
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>>85955714
More aerodynamic I guess
Also it's CUTE and BASED
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Is this the most lewd pic we ever got of Missy?
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>>85955726
looool
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>>85955714
They don't. The beak's just mostly covered in feathers.
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>>85955714
do not underestimate the hoot
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>>85955656
Your rotation is fake phone magic and 4chan strips all exif data so dumbasses don't dox themselves
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You've seen the shit dog, now get ready for...the piss bird
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>>85955750
>>85955753
OUGH
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>>85955723
I wonder if Mice would be desirable as submariners due to the space saving requirements.
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>you will never snort a bump of coke off Hannah's unwashed asshole
why live...
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>>85955750
There were those 3D animations of her having sex, but it's up there. Definitely the top for most people.

>>85955753
Yummers.
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>>85955753
I like this style Missy. Got any more?
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Is Sinkdog water infinite? Does she have a water tank? What it she recycles her own water? How does her anatomy look?
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>>85955811
>man ass angle
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>>85955522
https://youtu.be/MxhU4A0RXV8?si=RgMk7zwHBqIGdVdP
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>>85955833
At least this way we know it's a HUMAN male
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>but she's already anthro
goodra isn't human-shaped. it's shaped like a pear dragon. an anthro goodra would have a more humanoid form. and boobs.
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>>85955790
valid. Cat submarine captain, because stashing too many cats in a small space will lead to conflict, while full-mouse will be indecisive
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>>85955815
That was Snakeanon's work, or the nage Morgan guy as some may know him as. His Missy bird was the only other example by him as I recall.

>>85955833
why are you in the room with them ewww
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>>85955826
There's a pool on e6, I think it's called sinkdog's dream or something.
It's mentioned in the comments to one of the pool's posts that initial plan for her was to be connected to the plumbing system, and be stationary. But seeing as everyone was drawing her walking free, the author decided to roll with it.

She's very cute. Has a bit of Gondola in her.
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What will you name your furson?
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>>85955762
RIP that hawk. I'm sitting here years after the fact (probably) mildly mourning for it. Poor thing.
Owl girls are pretty scary. Adds a thrill to a relationship with one, perhaps.
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>>85955811
I'm not a massive fan of the model used in these but i guess they're better than nothing.

I know the story has been stalled for an age but I wish we got new Missy art more often.
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>>85955864
You mean this author?
https://static1.e621.net/data/3a/87/3a873ddf6626eca596b6ba8e6b847ed1.png
https://static1.e621.net/data/9c/f8/9cf8893f760045320b81a59919ac2254.png
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welcome to the internet junior sleuth
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>>85955877
By "the author" I meant the original creator.
I don't know who sinkdog's original creator is.
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I had a particular dream today, it was, I shit you not, one of those hyperrealistic AI slop videos but as a dream, and it involved a bunch of human foids dancing around in the rain in wet clothing, but within then there was one slim sergal girl. Black and white fur, heterochromia eyes, I think yellow and blue. For whatever reason in the dream she also had the human-esque artifacting from those videos, and there were a few close-ups to her face smiling with cute fangs. And it was all set to one of those boring EDM songs they play on the radio. Idk, it was kinda weird.
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>>85955851
here's what i mean
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>>85955877
>https://static1.e621.net/data/9c/f8/9cf8893f760045320b81a59919ac2254.png
THE SHIT DOG!
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>>85955905
i still like the delivery regardless
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>>85955907
That's a fox
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>>85955901
That was a sergal girl who's in love with you communicating across universes. She's your waifur now, anon. Please do not resist.
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who would win
poop dog
or piss cat
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>>85955874
It's serviceable for memes and *other* stuff, but does show it's age. Remembering the age of Shissy, I'll always be grateful for HDssy. I think for our purposes, given where she is as a character right now, it's more than enough.
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>>85955862
Thanks Anon.
Is there a link to a Missy repository? I want to know if I've got all the good pics.

I've keyword searched the desuarchive but I'm sure I will have missed something.
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>>85955851
she's an anthro slug
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>>85955920
it's pretty fucking hard to make a model and i think the guy who made it did a nice job
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>>85955924
Being bipedal doesn't necessarily make a body shape anthro. Goodra is a dragon.
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>>85955921
>Is there a link to a Missy repository?

The Masterbin in the OP, in the Art Mega. There's stuff from Smekbo that's been drawn over the years, a lot of 3D content and other drawings, so you'll probably want to check under "Missy" and other artists.
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>>85955940
trash story idea
>Diogenes, in search of a chicken to pluck the feathers out of and present as "Plato's Man" accidentally finds a female anthro chicken that loves him
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Horrible question but would you still accept your waifur if she had been raped once before (in the actual beaten and taken behind a shed way) but was otherwise a virgin?
I read about a character like this recently and it made me feel unwell
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>>85955873
well, birds in general do kill in ways that cause needless suffering, but that's just a consequence of this reality not having a built-in field dynamic to dissuade such. One may mistakenly use the term "cruelty", but most birds are not capable of thinking enough to even render moral dillemas. I choose to believe that in an universe that supports the parallel evolution of multiple species into sapients with anthropomorphic locomotion or body plan, those anthros will be capable of moral self-judgement to restrict undue, excess suffering.
Unrelated note, harpy eagles look really cool.
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>>85955851
this is a really silly thing to care about at all
it's bipedal
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>>85955958
no
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>>85955920
I feel you on this but years of being into anthro girls have taught me that authors/creators can't always be trusted to do right by their characters.
Hence why i just want more nice Missy art to compliment the Missy waifur that exists in my head. She's pretty much a different character to the one in the story at this point.
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>>85955522
>he draws the whole "drumstick" then just inks the visible part
Well that makes more sense than trying to sketch everything exactly how it should look when inked now that I think about it

Her tribal lack of trigger discipline is refreshing feels like every other depiction of a gun these days is only seen as a chance to performatively show off "look how safe I'm being with the killing machine"
If that flag is what I think it is it might take the cake for the most American image I have saved
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>>85955864
>Sinkdog is a parasitic creature that tries to replace your sink in order to consume dirty water
>>85955877
Honestly glad that worthless sack of flesh contributed something positive to the world in the form of a cute dog girl with a sink in its chest.
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>>85955901
bro got invaded by one of General Rain's daughters
you gotta make sure your daughters are full blue-eyed. If any get heterochromia, they'll be less-socially-apt, and efforts to get them fascinated in transportation networks will pay off. Godspeed.
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>>85955862
Oh duh, I'm stupid. This was the other thing. Okay... NOW that should be everything.

>>85955971
Missy's eccentricity is carried over well with the character, including her having no game but possessing a strong libido. She's still one of the thread's horniest characters casually.
>years of being into anthro girls have taught me that authors/creators can't always be trusted to do right by their characters.
Napalm is her owner, Kaktus is just HATSx5's writer, but everything written was personally cosigned by him, which is also why the story has effectively died since, well, I don't mean to assume the worst, but Napalm doesn't seem to be around. Yeah the thirst is played up in some ways, but that's been the case since very early on. Her role as an antagonist to Lynn was another example.
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>>85955940
she's like squarely a 4 on the furry scale
agree to disagree ig
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>furry scale
opinion discarded
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>>85955522
record a drawing sometime
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I have the technology to roughly recreate what I saw in my dream
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>this shit pops up in my xitter feed
nah uh, im a grown ass man and i will not spend 40 bucks on a plush
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>>85956018
Why would missy have an owner? She's ripped off from some fuckass twitter oc, something that's not original in the first place isn't something you can claim ownership to imho
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>>85955958
nope, that's the kind of stuff that makes people go berserk. Since a legal system is likely to be jewed into lenience, red tape and reduction of punishments as time goes on and journalists emerge; one would be unable to remain not targeted by authorities if he fulfills a vendetta, or even expands it to vindicating those who cannot on their own. Ergo, in conditions where a state has enough monopoly on violence, one has to sacrifice his future to enact his own form of justice. Which usually involves sacrificing the future with the waifur.
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>>85956065
i saw the hmofaman guy post his plush collection and this was in it
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>>85956078
i hate xitter hmofa autists
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>>85956078
You what the huh? Did you remember to take your crazy pills again Anon?
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>>85956069
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>>85955873
>>85955965
If you look closely it grabs it by the neck. It probably snapped by sheer force and died a quick death. They're just super specialized dinosaurs and evolved to kill in extremely efficient ways.
Also estimating the season by the fact those are falcon chicks, the owl probably had its own owlets to feed. Such is life
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>>85956100
>posts a furboi
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>>85955864
Oh, I found it. Sad but cute.
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>>85956018
>Oh duh, I'm stupid. This was the other thing. Okay... NOW that should be everything.

Love this one. Adorable goober.

>Napalm is her owner, Kaktus is just HATSx5's writer, but everything written was personally cosigned by him, which is also why the story has effectively died since, well, I don't mean to assume the worst, but Napalm doesn't seem to be around.

Yeah I read Kaktus said a while back that he intends to carry on at some point even without Napalm. Whether thatllbe a good thing or not remains to be seen i guess...

>Missy's eccentricity is carried over well with the character, including her having no game but possessing a strong libido

One of the many reasons I love her. Horny doofus waifur.
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>>85956090
he constantly replies to lorepaw asking for a karen plush to be made lmao. i think shutting him up was half the reason he's decided to move forward with making one

>>85956093
xitter hmofaslopper
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>>85955905
>>85955908
I love that artist.
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>>85956133
he has a weird fetish for women going AWOOGA with bulging eyes so it was hard to find works worth saving
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>>85956056
I’ve been considering it, just gotta figure out how to do it lol
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What would you do if your girlfriend choose to be your ideal wife?
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>>85955958
That's not my waifur then.
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>>85956146
What would you do if you learnt English?
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>>85956116
>Whether thatllbe a good thing or not remains to be seen i guess...

Kaktus has notes and has a very strong writing presence with plenty of experience under his belt, including with a wide variety of subjects, so I think he'll manage it as Napalm would've wanted. And if he does return from getting cigarettes, it's not as if revisions can't occur. HATSSSSS is probably the one story among them all that would merit the effort.
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>>85956157
What would YOU do if you learned English?
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>>85956146
you can stop posting tf now there's a general for that and I know at least one of you here browses it
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>>85956165
y'think she likes coaching teens
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>>85956166
Sorry faggot, we're in the British time zone now.
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>>85956182
I think she brings a pinch of the "fun-loving wine aunt" energy to the fitness center despite her own youth, so probably. Anything that gives Katie more reasons to mald is a good thing.



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