Power Couple EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85953533OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ Season 2 leaks:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/s2/s2leaks/hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Filling Charlie with Bird-Fawns
I've seen some people unfavorably compare Val to Stolas, but I love the former and hate the latter.
Alastor and his son
>>85976454Thats an interesting looking Peryton.
>>85976488the actual peryton looks like this, he just has 2 big sticks that he holds with his claws and all his clothes are there too hide them
>>85976454>>85976488Cute
There should be episodes like this
I want Alastor to vore me.
i want alastor to kill you
>>85976868Surprise Vox abuse
i only watch hb for moxxie and hh for niffty
>>85976995Well eating someone alive is killing them.
>>85977490the larper special
>>85977517It was a commission
>>85977490Obliterate bird
>>85977490>This made Stolasfags piss and shit themselves
>>85977526Like that's hard to do
>>85977490>Stolas has a boner
>>85977616if you are gonna post ntr stolas at least post ones where he has a penis
>>85977784But anon he canonically has either a bitch clit or a slit
SOON
>>85977892Do you think that Vincent would take a lick of Alastor's sole to see how he'd react haha
>>85977902Of course
>>85977902Do you think Alastor is ticklish?
>>85977490>sodomite imp from hell who kills people for money is morally superior to another sodomite from hell because he cheated or something I hate both of them frankly, but this is funny.
>>85977837Nta but do I have to go over bird biology again...Something Something bird penises...>Argentine lake duck (Oxyura vittata) holds the Guinness World Record for the largest bird penis and the longest vertebrate penis relative to body size.>A recorded specimen measured 42.5 centimeters (16.7 inches), which is roughly equal to—or longer than—the duck's entire body length (36–46 cm).Ducks geese swans all have a penis.In addition basically all Large bipedal walking birds do have penises.>emu>ostrich>Tinamou>CassowaryIn addition Basically anything in the Palaeognathae branch of the Avian Class have them.Tinamou are notable as they are both large, bipedal and capable of flight.So yes, following strict biology it is possible Stolas may have a cloacal opening, butStolas would, based on being a large bipedal bird, have a penis and Viv is a hack.But These are demons, their biology doesn't need to be realistic, so Stolas would have a cock and balls that he uses to breed demon women and ill hear no arguments to the contrary,
THE CHADS LITERALLY DID NOTHING WRONG.Biggest winners in the show.
>>85977993Blitzo is TRYING to be better while Stolas decided to spit on his attempts at being kind. That fucking WHORE.
>>85977490>decide to look into this to see all the pissing and shitting from Stolasfags on twitter>anons weren't exaggerating Holy shit, huge swathes of cope and seethe that gives Meat a run for his money on dickriding the bird. The artist was commissioned into it and doesn't even give a shit about any of the HB cast lol
>>85978005What about Owls
>>85978044I would like to see more of dragon guy on the left.Shark dude at the end of the episode is like a 3/10 and doesn't even belong in the same league as these guys.
>>85977993Stolas is constantly babied by the show and absolved of any fault while Blitzo is not. That's the difference. Watch future episodes somehow frame this as Stolas being a poor sad baby who didn't do anything wrong.
I shall now sleep
>>85978060It’s never a good sign for Stolas when the demons FUCKING him come across vastly better.
>>85978073>What about OwlsCounterpoint:>How many bird species have hands?>Hands with opposable thumbs.I reiterate.>These are demons, their biology doesn't need to be realistic.Stolas has a penis and testicles.The end.
>>85978074Pretty sure he’s independent of them, showing that Stolas’ standards have plummeted (in physical appearance. The dom was pretty kind: gave him a flower, waited when asked, looked concerned when he was in pain, and offered his arm instead of grabbing Stolas).
>>85978074I’m most curious about “Pretty Boy” on the right. I love that he looks like a stereotypical submissive but his piercing gaze shows his mind is quite dominant. He has to work twice as hard to be a dom because he’s gorgeous and he knows it. Hence his skill with a whip and very serious attitude.
>>85976412Pery you said you were going to post art of the nieces
Suckin' on Bee's lil' toes.
>>85978094Vincent definitely loves his men with extra melanin (a Latino from Fucking-Florida and a black man from Louisiana). Considering the age he came from, he’s actually ahead of his time.
>>85978179oh ya
>>85978179
>>85978179I have more somewhere but Its late and I cant be bothered to look through 31GB of saved /hhg/ images to find them at the moment
>>85978263>>85978268>>85978283I thought you meant you were going to post art your drew I think I misunderstood
>>85978318I never drew them no...
>>85978044>No porn of any of them yetDafuq? Not even the really pretty one?
>>85978405>No porn of any of them yetYou aren't looking hard enough.
>>85978005i would barely call them penises, they're trog penis compared to a human phallus
>Drawing up Lucy. Got an idea for Niffty.Imagine her ... With the biggest of growth spurts and being stacked to high heaven...
>>85978984Most satisfying to see the 11s getting the sort of mediocre merch we do.
>>85976899Good.
>>85978993They have been getting mediocre merch like the shirts for a while too that's why I'm confused
>>85977902Why can't my sleep paralysis demons look like Alastor... When I hallucinate, I only see insect-like creatures and sometimes spiders.
God bless them for giving Stolas a good butt
>>85979896>GodThere's no God round here
>>85979987There must be, who else could have made something as wonderful as butts.
>>85979896>>85980084Stolas' but butt proves that while he was royal he had a very nice high calorie low fat diet and was getting plenty of excercise walking the gardens.While being poor he has no mansion, little to no excercise, and no money leaves him with cheap, high in fat and sugar food, that is going directly to his hips and thighs.
>>85980488Except that his butt used to be way too small and now it is perfect looking for a healthy slim person.
>>85981091Beautiful Evil woman
How soft are Alastor's lips?
>>85981591he doesn't have any
>>85981412>>85981452big CRT titties
>>85981609
Dumb spoods
>>85981591Extra soft
>>85981782How much does he like kissing?
>>85977850great! now someone just has to draw val railing him.
>Long sequence of stoles getting sodomized by other menI don't think I can do this any moreYou guys like this shit?
>>85981864ja ja wer sind sodomites
>>85981864mmmmmaybe
>>85981910GrossYou say a woman made all this, what's her problem
>>85981864I look at him and see the late-30s something father having the world's most pathetic mid-life-crisis imaginable that he is, not the 17 year old twink getting railed by low-caste barbarians that he wishes he was.Therefore I find him disgusting and annoying and just want to carve his gizzard out and grill it up in front of him with some fava beans and garlic aioli
>>85981828Kissing to him is probably what hardcore BDSM feels like for Stolas, something incredibly taboo and naughty that gets him off. Probably wouldn't do it sober though
>And then he fucked the entire floor of an apartment building so loudly they had to move to a different building!>Ha ha, that's nothing! Val got fucked by 20+ dinosaur sinners last week and had to regen a new asshole! Can your Stolas' 'bird puss' even do that?
Total M&M LoveTotal Stolitz Humiliation
>>85981985Stolitz always sucked, but this is even worseWhy exactly don't the exterminations target these guys, they all deserve it
>>85981976>Battle of cucks
>>85981964But with a few drinks...
What if M&M were TEENAGERS, HUH?
>>85981951>nooo you can't have fun in your 30s you have to be an adooooolt enjoying life is for kiiiiidz imagine being so pathetic that you have fun!!!
>tfw sitting in front of the notepad document, considering the keyboard before you, waiting for the spark
Nobody should be doing what Stolas is doing at any age
>>85981997in my headcanon its because the Hellborn and high ranking demonic nobles would only agree to allow angels to kill demons unchallenged if they were exempt from the kill list.
>>85982204it just reminds me of the brothers who made the matrix went to a dom and they literally become trans because of it
>nooo you can't experience your kink that's amoraaaalic
I hate these "people"
>>85981997Because Lucifer pulled some strings so they wouldn't kill his shitty creations. He hates sinners so he probably had no issues with Exterminations targeting them exclusively.
I'm so fucked up.
>>85982316Just have him be a normal guy if you want them to fuck. Pretty sure they did this to avoid the "dark ship" allegations.
>>85982262I don't like looking at that kink I'm not gay
>>85982262Yeah nigga.
>>85982097>nooo you can't have fun in your 30sNot after you've ALREADY BEEN MARRIED AND HAD A CHILD you fucking retard. You don't get to just fuck over everyone who ever loved or trusted you to placate your fetish. Stolas is literally that 40 something dad who abandoned his family to live as a 6 year old tranny girl. >"Ubbbahhgubahh but he was foooorced into the marriage it was araaaanged"So refuse? Tell his dad to fuck off and die? They didn't actually get married until they were teenagers, and Stolas is still a Goetian. Even when he broke the law so bad as to let an IMP have unlimited access to the human world, he didn't get executed. Hell he didn't even serve time! He'd probably have just lost his inheritance if he'd refused to marry Stella.But that was too haaaaaard :( :( :( he wants money and stuff and nice fancy things for his fancy prancy birdy foppish way of life, so he does as he's told and marries and has children and then decides "Hmmm nah I'm gonna have my cake AND eat it :)" and then just runs away ostensibly to be with his "true love" but its actually just to go get his holes filled and forget about responsibility forever.Its a fucking hedonist fantasy story about getting to do whatever you want and get away with it, and one defending it only does so because it justifies their own disgusting, selfish desires.TL;DR:Kill yourself you fucking faggot nigger scumfuck. Go emulate Stolas till you get aids and die the death you deserve.
>>85982327Stolas...
>>85982327me...
>>85982348I wish I could tell Stolas this in the show. Somehow force myself into that world and tell him that.Then tell Stella she deserved better. Octavia too.
>>85982230Can't wait for Stolas to get groomed by one of his doms into trooning out
>>85982354Stolas would unironically masturbate to a comatose Blitzo.
Abel belongs to furry females
>>85982400That would actually be so cringe I think it would wrap around to being hilarious. if he think kills himself 3 months later I would give Viv a standing ovation.
>>85982455He does look like Adam even without being edited
>>85981864this is /trash/, how are you weirded out by most generic faggotry
>>85981864I'm enjoying the chimp out it's caused.
rape could've fixed him.
>>85982549I'm sure he's one of Val's hoes down in Hell.
>>85982526I'm not gay
>>85982484I would also accept it if it shows that trooning out made Stolas even worse and then he detransitions
>>85982526I'm not gay I just don't give a fuck about straight sex.
>>85982316I'm not sure why it's so hard to just go to the good old genderbend route
>>85982526Because this story falsely advertises itself as a serious and somewhat realistically representative story, at least in terms of its romance and relationships. They are very clearly shot and written to be a serious relationship WITHIN a comedy show, not a joke relationship that is itself the comedy. This is what the story presents itself as from the outside looking in, and from the beginning up until S3, then it just becomes porn and gooner fanservice, and still expects to be taken seriously.
>>85982609Genderbends aren't "woke" enough, making a character go "trans rights!" will get you maximum upvotes in comparison
>>85982609genderbends are transphobic.
>>85982455>>85982508Giving Cain vibes.
>>85982665Is this is long lost son?
>>85982679Adam's genes are just that strong
Footpussy.
>>85982965Moff abuse
>>85982965What is it with Velvette and purple dudes from Florida
>>85982618It's shitty camp with extremely heightened corny melodrama. You're ridiculously autistic if you take this shit seriously. The writing is ass but the biggest problem isn't that in fucking hell some debauchery happens, the problem is that Stolas is just portrayed as dindunuffin even though he is actively ghosting Blitzo who is trying to mend their relationship and going onto sexual escapades. He is being a massive piece of shit but the writing doesn't acknowledge that, and even shitty campy writing should do that. I know some people are coping that he will totally be critiscized for this in the series but I really doubt it.
the slower pace of helluva is so refreshing compared to being bombarded with three songs and nothing else happening every episode
>>85983434She looks like she fucks human men.
Every characters lives would be massively improved if they simply got a human bf
>>85983520Even Adam?
>>85983531Especially him
>>85983256She has a type
>>85983572
>>85983415I'm glad Amazon has taste and gave the better show more episodes per season
>>85983652
>>85978101I'm gonna choke on Ricardo's cock. And good day to you /hhg/~
Was what happened to Abel justified?
Ultimate white girl
>>85983887Like that he got killed? No.
>>85982316>trooner adam Bad but imagine a pooner Adam
>>85982665He doesn’t have a tattoo. It’s the mark God gave him.
>>85983887Getting killed? If so then yes. Be nice to your brother people.
>>85983940That would be horrifying.
>>85983940Just awful
Why does Japan get all the good merch and colabs!?Fuuuuck.
>>85983286If it was a woman everyone would cry rape
>>85983953Cain...it wasn't his fault your offering sucked...
>>85983984Japan is the world's only first-world country so it makes sense
>>85984035The vegetables sucked because Abel kept masturbating in the fields and jizzing on the crops.
>>85983992Cause femenism is retarded and ironically regressive
>>85983286>He is being a massive piece of shit but the writing doesn't acknowledge thatI think it's kind of obvious that Blitzo is meant to be viewed as sympathetic in episode 3 and that Stolas is being selfish, especially with the way it ends. Season 2 was terrible and had severe issues with overly woobifying Stolas but there are a few signs of course correction. I'm not expecting anything too good (it's a Vivzie show after all) but I don't think it'll be anything season 2 levels of bad
>>85984039>chinese farmer gets taken to japan to work in a factory during the war>he later escapes the factory and hides innawoods >stays in hiding for years after the war ended until he’s finally found and questioned >he hid because whenever he saw the japanese people from afar they’d always be more rich and prosperous than the last time>the only possible explanation for this in his mind was that the war had ended in total japanese victory
mammon adam abel twerk off who wins
>>85984305Mammon!
>>85984184We will see when the next batch of episodes drops but if Stolas is gonna be a dindunuffin again...well I won't do shit aside from being annoyed at the wasted writing potential.
Deep down I’m just a scared lil gigachad.
I still don't quite understand that some people find males sexually attractive.
>>85984395Vaggie...
>>85984305me>>85984385Adam...
>>85984395You tend to not have issues unless you're raped.
>>85984395Trannies also don't hate male bodies and try to Frankenstein themselves into women. Careful here.
>>85984039Oy vey, that won't do, send one million more muslims!
>>85984510Nips are already getting enriched
>>85984468I mean straight women too, they actually like males the same way that we like them. But it is hard for me to imagine.
>>85984395The penis and male perineum are proof of intelligent design while every vagina look like a frame grab from Faces of Death
>>85984510Imagine being the village idiot that blames the nefarious shadow jews for everythingAs if no one else has agency
you know as a woman i can’t believe we bleed for 5 days straight every 4 weeks and remain the same
>>85984723>I'm a womanProof or ywnbaw
>>85984456Like father like son
Is Kassity autistic? What’s her problem?
>>85984960female
>>85984742im not on my period right now sorry anon
>>85984576Yeah but the pussy is kinda sexy, despite its objectively horrid look, god bless our sexual instinct to warp our perception. But I only feel that lewd naughtiness with women, men don't do anything to me.
>demons from hell promoting the faggotryDo they know, or...?
>>85985330Hell is good in Viv's universe and Heaven is either assholes or clueless tards.
>>85985330You're the 6666th person to make this joke
>>85985369I'm new
>>85985382We can tell
>>85985083Use ketchup and larp it like the rest do
SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX
https://voca.ro/1h3k0ZFY747PIt's finally been done.We finally have a singular, Doomguy x Alastor art.
>>85986409https://youtu.be/wJFlDiqglQgHomosexuality: 1.0 We Are Finally (Gay) Cowboys (Eating Pudding) (It's the theme for their battle that leads to the gay sex)
>>85986687I say Stella you say sorrySTELLA
>>85986687>This season will end up completely vindicating StellaIt almost makes me want to thank Viv. Almost
Lore accurate Stolas as of Season 3
>>85987165Vortex did that.
>>85987209Vortex isn’t a faggot. He only fucks women.
What species is Ricardo? I know he’s part Incubus but he looks like he has…..shark and/or imp genes too.
In honor of France burning to ash, send me your best Hazbin nigger hate images
>>85987869Idk but imagine if he had pead
>"Do you have any song requests, John?">"Yeah, you got any Weird Al?">"Weird? Never heard of them.">"No, Weird Al.">"Yes...I don't have them.">"It's- it's just one guy.">"A one man band named Weird? Fitting.">"NO! I WANNA HEAR WEIRD AL!">"AND I TOLD YOU I DON'T HAVE WEIRD!">"WEIRD ISN'T A BAND!">"THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING FOR IT JOHN? WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING FOR IT?">"FUCK YOU!"
>>85987885Il ne se passe jamais rien
>>85987933>"...">"..." >"I do have this Canadian fellow named Weird Al tho-"
>>85987885Alastor would hate to see that happen to his homeland
>>85987885>protest is bad now I want capital to keep raping my anus
>>85982549it will.
>>85988117This isn’t protest Meat. It’s the consequences of nigger invasion.
>>85988117>"It's totally okay to burn down buildings and historical art pieces you're mad at rich people"Please fucking kill yourself, Meat.
A lot of the terrorists burning down Paris are Palestinian, by the way. Turns out Israel was in the right wiping those fuckers out.
>>85988290Zionist info agents aren't welcome here.
>>85988341Terrorism is bad.
>>85987889Someone is welcome to draw that. He could certainly work obesity into his Dom routine.
>>85988290Jew spotted, lethal force engaged. You are not welcome. We will burn down every single one of your posts kike. Do not test this general.
>>85988290Kill yourself, jew
keno please draw abel with hooves.
>>85988371Israel is a terrorist nation, kill yourself psyop.
despite our differences, we can all tell isrealites to kill themselves. peace and love on planet earth
>>85988533Palestine is full of terrorists too.>>85988550Not an Israeli, I can just see the lesser of two evils here.
>>85988550Israelis are not human. The US needs to stop giving all their money to those ungrateful fuckers.
>>85988570>Not an IsraeliKill yourself, kike.
>>85988471Kino
...Would
>>85987885
>>85987885.
>>85988620Cute impsona
I am amongst you now
>>85986189Good GOD
>>85988620would x2
>>85986409>>85986486Hot, its such a good paring>>85987933>>85987990lel
>>85988687https://vocaroo.com/11oc7M8LOCfB
>>85986409>DAT ASS I CANT QUITDoom guy gripping Alastors tail...
God I love men
>>85988971bery bery nibe :D:D:D>>85988995Hmmmmmm
>>85987869Succubus/Imp but might have a hybrid parent I think.
are there any fics where adam turns the hazbin hotel into his personal harem?
>>85988776It's the perfect dynamic really.Contrasts across the board.
>>85989451It’s in the same bracket as Adam/ Alastor. I’d prefer doom guy tho
>>85989642Yeah but Adam is an asshole with no morals.It's not as funny without the morals, or thought provoking, because one has to ask himself "Am I wrong for having sex with such a wicked person? A demon no less. The very thing I swore to destroy?"But also it goes the other way, with Alastor starting to lean towards more good, and redemption.Two cups filling one another.
>>85987165Blacked raw.
>>85983984They don't piss off Viv
>>85989955Adumb is silly but I do like him, just wish his presence in the first season wasn’t a nail in the coffin of having a decent story. Fun dynamics it’s a shame there isn’t more fics of either Adam or doom guy being shipped with Alastor. Fleshing each other out and making each other more whole
>>85990153Should've had Lute die.So he's lost his love for a third time, and actually has a motivation for being cruel.> more fics of Doomguy being shipped with Alastor.I can't even think of one.Granted I haven't looked for fics either.
>>85990450I’ve seen doom guy fics of him and Charlie, never deer, that would be interesting but I’m sure Vivze will fuck it up and make Adam lame
Thoughts on Adam and Alastasia?
>>85990504I've found one.It's a one off from Tumblr.Also I'm realizing that I could've just been writing and putting stuff on AO3 this entire time.Just make one post that's all of my one offs.
>>85990110Ricardo my beloved
>>85989002Vox...
>>85990595>off from Tumblr.Deep dives! A03 is fun for that sort of thing, you can get a easy look at how many people are reading ur stuff
>>85989292The Shape Store is peak AI art.
>>85990537Well Adam does like chicks with bobcuts…
>>85990785You show up to the hookup and see this. wyd?
>>85991031Can't really do much if he thinks I'm hot
>>85991031I run my hands through the fluff
what would happen if angel dust and blitzo met
Okay, I just figured out my 'problem' I have the overall Adam (AND Abel) fandom, and it's that they're nowhere near as fucking degenerate as the rest of the fandom. Where's the porn of adam being raped? Where's the Adam cloaca art since everyone likes drawing Adam with bird features? Where's the art of Adam laying eggs and having pleasurable orgasms? It's all sweet vanilla lovemaking with Lute and Eve (no offense). The non-4chan Adam sisters aren't degenerate at all! I'm sexually frustrated!!!!!!!!! The only degenerate stuff i could find is incest adam/abel fics on ao3 written by gross pooners and nip adamsapple stuff
>>85991031whatever the fuck he wants.
>>85990537What about Madam and Alastasia?
>>85991088Adding on, Abel barely has any degenerate art. I looked everywhere, and that surprises me because everyone wants to fuck (deep down rape) him and he is a perfect cutie rapebait and he is voiced by Patrick Stump (who Fall Out Boy fans want to rape, believe me when I say this, I've seen the posts on websites like tumblr)>How about to commi-Does it look like i have money? Otherwise i would be wageslaving.
Durr
>>85991434Puntable
>>85991434Silly billy
