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/dft/ - Discord Fappy Talky

Post tags, talk about your fetishes, and jerk off.

Nonny meetup edition

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>>86320690
gay
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I would never fap with a chud.
I'm glad I ask for the politics of every Anon I add.
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Nonny don't vote Republican!
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I fake my ideals just to have handsex
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>>86320754
Hello altychud
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If your voting record isn't public you're getting blocked.
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I can't even ride these feelings out, either. I'll have to go to class tomorrow and larp as a normal, well adjusted individual when I'm on the verge of running my car off the road just to see if the rush is worth the crash...
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Day 3 is over and I started floating when I walk.
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>>86320690
My friend wants to get me the Plana plushie for Christmas but it wont make it in time until mid-2027 from the look of it, I feel so lucky regardless.
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meeting irl with a nonny sounds psychotic as fuck but got a bit
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Fapping and looking for horny faggy handsex ~

suunbox
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>>86320800
meeting irl with a nonny is the only way to make a nonny bust his load in your mouth
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that new texas governor. kind of a milf
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>>86320813
I want to bust a load IN a nonnys mouth tho
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>>86320799
You got a nice friend.
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>>86320800
I did this and got an agegap relationship out of it
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I /seriously/ cannot believe I'm given shit for how I post when you have larger losers coming to the JERK-OFF THREAD to bitch, moan and whine about their life.

>>86320784
WAAAHH, WAAAH, WAAAH, take it to /r9k/, fucks' sake. I'm here to pleasure myself.
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>>86320824
that's interesting I want a nonny to bust his load in my mouth hmm
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>>86320853
No porn, go leave us alorne...
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>>86320726
what are you on about
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>>86320877
My balls are aching for something warm and wet…
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>>86320904
you don't put your balls in there silly head
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>>86320831
I didn't want to at first but he really insisted and I caved in as a memento of our friendship.
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>>86320904
I would really enjoy sucking your cock irl, preferably while you look at your favorite porn
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>>86320853
you blacked kroni
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>>86320911
I wasn’t thinking straight…
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>>86320929
We need this updated now we can AI cumshots.
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>>86320929
grim
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>>86320929
is this real??
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>>86320929
I had IRL sex with a lot of boys from 4chan! Thank you for status-acknowledgement?
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>>86320966
that's not a boy, that's a grown ass man and you're also a grown ass ugly nigger
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>>86320943
I could do this but I won't out of spite.
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>>86320966
*gives you a shit in a box*
This is for how you post mah queen
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>>86320988
>Post written by a sexless basement-dwelling ghoul.
Acknowledged.
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>>86320988
As an obese gooner, I don’t care who drains my fat, pale sack as long as it gets emptied of this pent up sperm.
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>>86320928
What if all I want to do is look at your eyes
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>>86321018
awesome, I love you
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>>86321028
I think most guys don't want to do that but if that makes you cum harder I'm game
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>>86321029
Love you too nonny. Feel free to drop a tag and send me porn until I splatter my phone screen in steaming ropes for you!
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>>86320990
What if we asked really nicely?
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>>86321018
All men like you are still adorable shy boys in my eyes no matter how big you get <3
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>>86321014
you hate being a nigger but you only live once
>>86321018
>obese gooner
sounds like you're acaz's type
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>there are "people" here who don't like obese gooners
>there are "people" here who wouldn't trip over themselves for the opportunity to slurp down an obese gooner's thick nutsludge while he ignores you as a person and gets fed porn by another nonny on discord
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>>86321073
I do pant and flush REAL hard when teased that’s true…
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>>86321044
The best thing about getting a blowjob is seeing someone kneel before you and focus on your pleasure. Most people are retarded then.
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>>86321097
maybe, the guys I've all blown mostly either liked having hands in my hair and pushing my head down, or tipping their own head back and relaxing.
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>>86321075
Struck a nerve? So much vile hatred emitting from this post. You'll always be a pathetic little imbecile~

Anywho. I just wanted to stake my claim on the new thread before bed. Can't believe everyone's wasting their time watching which Jew Party is going to win.
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>>86321094
you could still spam me with porn pictures while taking my cock to the back of your throat, you know
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>>86320916
You should give him a kiss as a thanks!
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>>86321070
Depends. What's the monetary value of this nice asking?
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We must have died alone a long long time ago
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>>86321111
>quads of truth
I KNEEL GOLDEN WITCH
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>>86321116
ackshyually, giving a good blowjob involves both hands.
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>>86321111
I thought you loved the orange man
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>there are "people" here who don't like obese gooners
>there are "people" here who wouldn't trip over themselves for the opportunity to slurp down an obese gooner's thick nutsludge while he ignores you as a person and gets fed porn by another nonny on discord
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>>86321137
prove it? i don't feel your tongue wrapping the tip up with greedy tonguelashes
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>>86321134
ohno
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>>86321111
>Can't believe everyone's wasting their time watching which Jew Party is going to win.
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>>86321151
lol
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>>86321159
Cram it Knucks.
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>there are "people" here who don't like obese gooners
>there are "people" here who wouldn't trip over themselves for the opportunity to slurp down an obese gooner's thick nutsludge while he ignores you as a person and gets fed porn by another nonny on discord.
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>>86321111
nah. enjoy your ugly nigger life, worship blonde people until the day you die
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>>86321120
A good kissy before his lust takes over and wants to kiss elsewhere!
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86321202
lmao he mad
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there are people here...
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>>86321205
Are you actually that close to him?
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there are people...
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there are...
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Opened my Shirogane folder and felt my cock twitch like I got hit by a taser.
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ACK!
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>>86321239
We've known each other for 1.5 years by now and it's been a beautiful friendship. We live in different countries so it's too difficult to meet up but my long term goal is to save up enough money to visit him and hang out and see where the night leads us. To think he was just going to be a one night stand, but he was very adorable in a genuine sense.
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>>86321107
Fuck. If you’re that talented and skilled, then absolutely. I usually don’t climax with blowjobs, but if you’re that good, I wouldn’t resist. Maybe even hear me moan
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>>86321312
I am talented and skilled.
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>>86321277
Have you ever considered writing a story or a game tying all your Shirogane images together?
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>>86321202
you got shit on by quads, your seething is null
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>>86321307
I hope you can meet him!
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>>86321364
Writing something about a real person feels a little icky but at the same time I've shot 483 loads on my desk to her so.
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Bed or fappies and cum... ugh I don't have time ugghghhhhh
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>>86321386
Thank you. Thank goodness he's asleep too because admitting these things is a little embarrassing
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>>86321406
You've almost certainly already written the general outline in your head alrady.
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holy shit reps got fucking RAPED
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>>86321501
If the dems win mississippi, the last time there was a democrat was when they were associated with the kkk and voted against the civil rights act
trump is fucking aids
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>>86321482
Something about cosplay sex at seedy love hotels during a Japan trip...
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>>86321094
Fathornybastard
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I've been watching Steve Kornacki and there's something really handsome about a wiry nerd talking about their favorite autistic hyperfixation for 12+ hours straight.
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>>86321633
>Something really handsome about someone with interests
Actual foid moment just by how stupid and non-human this post is.
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>>86321633
I 100% agree but looking up that guy you could not have picked a worse example for the fixation topic.
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Look up 'acaz mental breakdown' on youtube
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>>86321705
I'm 2 busy being miserable
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>>86321681
There's interest in a thing and knowing everything there is to know about a thing.
>>86321702
I dunno he knew every Bumfuck County in West Virginia just by shape and a lot of information about Bumfuck County's water commissioner election.
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>>86321737
You know everything about being a Diddy blud since u r one
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>>86321705
No one cares Sillu
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>>86321333
Fastest you have made someone cum?
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>>86321803
I don't start a timer or anything but most blowjobs I gave only lasted a couple of minutes.
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>>86321803
Nta but it's been 23 years and I haven't made anyone cum yet I think.
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>>86321845
Holy fuck really? There's no way that's true, can I get some tips? The one time I gave blowjobs I got pretty good and eventually got it down to like 10 minutes but a couple sounds honestly insane, were they virgins or something?
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>>86321705
No. Look up VID_0222 on youtube and watch the 2nd result.
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>>86321872
A lot of the guys I met up with were older and probably pretty excited about a blowjob from a much younger person. Or just pent up from not getting any in a while. Honestly in my experience a guy either cums pretty quick, or takes a loooong time. Mostly sub 10 minutes, a few in the 45 minute range. Very, very few inbetween.
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>>86321886
I am the first view on this video.
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>>86321910
A video just for you and nobody else. Don't say I don't treat you right.
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Anon thinks I’m actually a girl what do I do
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>>86321982
Take your pills Alice
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>>86321737
>There's interest and there's being an expert on something
And delineating things this way makes you more shallow.
Christ, it isn't enough that you have to put this guy down by calling him a "wiry nerd" and downplay it by calling him autistic. In spite of saying you find him attractive. Do you have to also say, "Yeah but I would never like anyone for being a normal human being with interests."
You're barely fucking human yourself. You don't have the right to put anyone down.
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>>86321901
>in the 45 minute range
...sorry
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>>86321989
I would but that wouldn’t give me the pussy he thinks I’ve been squirting from… even if getting trannified by a horny nonny would be hot
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>>86321901
>a few in the 45 minute range.
My jaw is throbbing just thinking about this.



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