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/haha/ i hate myself
smile all the while
edition

roadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/86381060/
habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/
tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse,racchouse/
steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/

posscraft is dead (RIP)
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smiley will never belong here
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cool posses say nigger!!
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im a slut
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>>86390106
wanna frot, nigga?
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hi boys
how are you today
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im a porn addict
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>>86390137
im fat
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>>86390137
im skinny
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>>86390137
I'm niggor
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>>86390144
same
>>86390137
im gaming and smoking weed
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>>86390137
i have a combination of ailments today
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>>86390137
bad
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>>86390137
I have my share of woes.
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>>86390137
gaming and stuff
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>Ailments are a family of common Debuffs associated with specific damage types. The list of Ailments is: Bleeding, Ignite, Chill, Freeze, Shock, Electrocute, and Poison.
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>>86390158
nigger weed!!!! sharing is caring, poss
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>>86390161
what is wrong poss
>>86390169
why possy
>>86390172
take sedatives
>>86390176
what gaymes
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>>86390196
factorio :3
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>>86390158
what have you been playing
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sigh.. no one ever wants my weed and i work hard on growing it
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>>86390196
poe2
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why have you been playing
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>>86390211
meant for >>86390205
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>>86390210
the only weed I want is your bush in my face, teehee
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werewolves
whywolves
whenwolves
whowolves
whatwolves
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>>86390200
share your base
>>86390211
how is your build coming along poss
are you invincible yet
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>>86390232
eh sorry im too anxious when im high around sober people
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>>86390259
still early
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This is the life...
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>>86390263
then let's get high together and have like weed poss sex o algo
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>>86390196
i'm tired all the time but i don't want to waste my rare free time sleeping
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>>86390294
i disagree
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>>86390259
>are you invincible yet
kinda, i have super high ehp (effective hit points) and way more energy shield than other builds doing the same thing as me but i still die semi infrequently, i think its a skill issue though. my dps is insanely high i was at over 3mil in path of building before i decided i could sacrifice a bunch of it (down to 2.5mil) for better survivability and mana regen, which is my biggest issue it feels like right now, its a very mana hungry build. im at level 95 and my next 2 levels are going to more mana regen. i kind of want to get to lvl 100 but that might take forever, i do have a month though. ive just been leisurely grinding the temple mechanic because its kinda fun and has good drops, im at the point where i honestly dont "need" any more gear upgrades and the ones that exist are hundreds of divines each
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>>86390282
industry...
>>86390294
wtf am i looking at
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umbreyeen was playing wow like a month ago why doesnt he play that with maid?
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>>86390346
yeen probably realized wow is dogshit (and not in the good way)
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>>86390306
what would you like to do in your freetime
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>>86390137
today if you were my classy gay possfriend we would have walked in the too hot sun to a bakery to try their special limited time fall item that instantgram is pushing at me hard. i would have told you about my cool new book that has an exhaustive record of the design philosophies behind famous and not famous consumer products including thinkpads with beautiful photography and you would have either called me a dork or been interested and wanted to know more about it (revealing that i havent really read it yet…)
we would have gotten there and the bakery would have been crowded like fucking disneyland (if im really lucky we would have btiched a bout that a little together) and would have gotten TWO of the mystery item along with two coffees and some egg scrambles which are always really good and spicy.
a table would have opened up outside right as we got our food and we would have sat down and enjoyed the falling leaves and the cute doggies being walked and loved!!!! the eggs and said the coffee is just okay. yeah i would say their good barista doesnt work today. sad…
the special item would be really good but would make a subtle mistake that a lot of items similar to it make (think along the lines of a cupcake shop going all in on icing and forgetting to make the cake tasty by itself) that would keep it from perfection. it would still be delicious though!
we would walk home very caffeinated and full and probably laughing because we are so happy to be alive in that moment!!!


instead i did all that by myself and it was fun no complaints.
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>>86390355
but "he was having fun" or something i thought
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>>86390384
i really hate your posts and by extension, you
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>>86390346
>>86390355
umbre"yeen" and yeen arent the same people
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>>86390384
cute stuff possy glad you had fun
>>86390408
why would you hate him he's just sharing his happenis
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>>86390384
>i would have told you about my cool new book that has an exhaustive record of the design philosophies behind famous and not famous consumer products including thinkpads with beautiful photography and you would have either called me a dork or been interested and wanted to know more about it (revealing that i havent really read it yet…)
that's ok you can still tell me the name of it and then i can start reading it too and then we can talk about it
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>>86390422
who cares
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>>86390335
Fishin'
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>>86390440
i do... i liked yeen...
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>>86390451
i can't see your character
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>>86390426
thank you when i do stuff like this i usually imagine poss there the whole time (or i think about posting my experiences here)
>>86390438
its called design: the whole story and is literally just a book about the development of various aesthetic styles and how form and function were balanced across history. lots of really pretty pictures though it would probably be really inspiring if you were a designer or something!
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>>86390479
I'm too fragile for the ribbing
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>>86390422
yeen doesnt post enough anymore to maintain the rent his name costs and so it was passed onto umbreyeen. if he wants it back he can file a claim
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>>86390491
...
now i want to see even more
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>>86390501
cant he just be called umbreongarf or umbreonmm
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>>86390472
>d
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umbraposs
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>>86390537
he only posts yeens sometimes now its not the same
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i need men
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>>86390613
im some kind of aged boy is that enogh
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>>86390633
yes give me
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>>86390613
im horny and need men too
someone post wossers..
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>>86390672
hot post more prety plz thx mwa mwa *yoinks my peanits enormously*
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>woke up super excited to eat ice cream
>forgot that i ate all of it yesterday in 5 minutes
ha
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>>86390685
okay but i'm doing it for maid, not you
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>>86390703
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https://youtu.be/cHYqNcPpLiw
look at this neet
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i wan t to do sexual thing s to these creatures
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>>86390137
not terrible. i finally returned some bottles and cans i had sitting around and made about $20 so i got some rice and ground turkey
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>>86390759
troon channel
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>>86390137
on my way to get a cubano...
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>>86390759
whys he bite it with all his mouth but then only nibbles off a little bit in the end
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maybe i'm too general brained, but it always feels so weird to be watching a thread and see it die before it hits bump limit
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>>86390776
woah isnt that like 400 cans or bottles
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>>86390813
gl poss i love cubanos
>>86390831
>when that general you loved going to for years stops hitting bump limit and needs people making inorganic posts at page 10 to keep alive
i'm surprised haha has managed to stay alive so well since my arrival years ago. it truly is the eternal general...
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>>86390855
>i'm surprised haha has managed to stay alive so well since my arrival years ago. it truly is the eternal general...
every thread here on /trash/ has the same 5 samefags arguing
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>>86390879
every thread has its core userbase
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>>86390703
i would greet him but it would take a really long time to make sure i really said hello properly
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>>86390850
deposit is ten cents here so it was around 200
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>>86390855
>>when that general you loved going to for years stops hitting bump limit and needs people making inorganic posts at page 10 to keep alive
i think that's every general in vg that discusses an actual game (so any non gachashit general). on trash of course it's also a necessity for most generals that aren't hmofaslop or ai slop, i think haha is one of the more generally active generals on this board. /wfg/ needs constant bumps to survive, but a few other ones only need occasional bumps which i dont think is too bad. trash is still way too fast though
every other board that allows generals to my knowledge is too slow to need constant empty bumps. /vm/ threads last like 2 weeks after hitting bump limit
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>>86390899
dang thats actually a really good deal good job poss
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>>86390776
who shoved that poss in there?
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>bro just have hundreds of bottles laying around to convert into pocket change
these are the same people that say mining is a good strategy when starting a new game in kenshi
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am i a core possuser
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>>86390900
just because it’s active doesn’t mean it’s good or that it has many posters
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>>86390951
if you post all the time then yes :)
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>>86390952
duh, i wasnt claiming it was or anything. see gachashit threads on vg again, they're very active and they're also some of the worst threads on the site
i really do wish we still had the ip counter
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>>86390971
>i really do wish we still had the ip counter
same but only because i want to know how many poss friends i'm surrounded by at all times
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>>86390346
i dont really like wow. id rather play songs of syx
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>>86390954
I only post on Sundays
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>>86390991
why
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1 tick [-]
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i don't know why
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i wonder how many bots there are on 4chan
i mean some of this stuff cant be ritual posting and autists, it has to be bots programmed to just make the same OPs day in and day out
and then theres spam bots too of course
but how many times a day do i just talk to bots without even knowing it
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>>86390954
your constant shitposting doesnt make you a core poster smiley
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now instead of red numbies we have umbrenumbies
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>>86391013
i just don't worry about it and try to have a nice time
>>86391015
we're having a nice thread don't bring that energy here please
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>>86390954
yippee

>>86390991
it's saturday though
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>>86391024
id rather have no numbies at all then
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>>86390947
it took over a year for it to build up. i finally got sick of them taking up space so i did something about it
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>>86391039
what about 22
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I was a core poss user years ago but fell away for 2-4 years and became an evil gossip forum using CHUD
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>>86391013
does it matter if its a human if you cant tell? its not like youre required to work with them in real life
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>>86391039
it was all the asexuals plan to get rid of red numbies
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>>86391034
leave then
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umbreon poss is an asexual plant
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oh my god this thing is huge
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>>86391013
the only thread id call a bot thread is the "official pony thread" thats always up here
its always bumped by the same poster and the bumps are always just ai slopped ponies
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>>86391074
check out the zootopia general
or dont you probably shouldnt
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>>86391063
i have sex almost every day, dude
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>>86390981
you should play poe2
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>>86391047
i bought a box of .22 years ago and i still haven't used it all up. them bullets be tiny
>>86391060
i made an innocuous post and you just attached a label to me. like, obviously i'm not smiley; but my post was so just general and without any specific attachment that i actually feel the need to respond and ask why you think i am.
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>>86391063
he isnt a poss
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>>86391024
>>86391063
i could red numbies today...
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>>86391110
do it poss
keep up the tradition
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>>86391074
i look through that one every once in a while and i don't get what the point of it is.
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its like im waiting for something but nothing is going to happen so im just stressed out and annoyed and tired even though ive been sitting in a chair for 90% of the whole day
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josh has been going freaking insane on his podcast recently. kinda sucks to see him downward spiral, but it's also really freaking funny
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>>86391086
i played through diablo 2 once because of the sexy werewolf. thats my limit for diablo clones
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>>86391074
>>86391074
>the only thread id call a bot thread is the "official pony thread
no, those are actually mentally ill people who spend all day genning slop of the same characters and posting it there. they'll respond and justify themselves and call you a shitposter if you go in there and call them mentally ill (which i sometimes do)
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>>86391110
dont. humanshit is worse than umbreon poss
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>>86391082
you mean because of the ai slop spam? i guess if every thread is like that i can understand what you mean...
>>86391113
me neither especially when they have a whole board for /mlp/ posts
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>>86391116
I want you to get out of your chair and try to stop thinking about this all. if you can go sit outside instead, and try not to think about, well, anything, and do some breathing exercises, and like grounding yourself, you might feel a bit better. prevent rumination, poss
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>>86391110
cockpemis....boypenic...
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>>86391083
is it on grindr or with a dog this time?
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>>86391091
gtfo smiley
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>>86391142
>i guess if every thread is like that i can understand what you mean...
it's been like that for a little while now sadly. wasn't always like that of course, used to be a proper almost even respectable general, but one schizo with nothing better to do in his life decided to just spend hours a day trying to ruin it for everyone
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>>86391160
>>86391112
ok <3
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i think i'm done growing as a person. all i do between work is play videogames, listen to music, and doomscroll.
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>>86391119
theres an aztec bitch with 4 tits but you probably dont find that sexy
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>>86391160
the only penis is manpenis. poss, what would you do if you had your very own himbo muscle poss bro, who was very fertile, but caged up and bottomed? personally id let him wreck me any way his peanut brain wants
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>>86391182
*throws whatever this thing is at you*
shut up idiot
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>>86391203
a himbo is a kind of boy
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>>86391134
anon*
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>>86391142
yeah exactly. if it was ai clop stuff i'd get it, but as is, it doesn't make a lot of sense.
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>>86391117
examples? or an episode to watch?
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>>86391184
unfortunately all you need is a particularly dedicated shitposter to kill a general especially if said general isnt very active to begin with
sucks that moderation on /trash/ is almost nonexistent so you just have to endure it or hope the mods ban him for acting like a dedicated spambot
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>>86391202
that is a nigger, sir
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>>86391214
himboy.....
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>>86391231
i want to ride
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>>86391223
>sucks that moderation on /trash/ is almost nonexistent
i mean it makes sense as a matter of principle
what could possibly be a more pointless excercise than cleaning the trash in a trash bin
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smiley killed this general and ai is going to kill his dream of having a career
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>>86391265
NOBODY was talking about smiley. PLEASE stop being so obsessed oh my goodness gracious
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>>86391265
smiley doesnt even post
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>>86391262
yeah but they used to care a little bit more
like if someone admitted to ban evading you could report them but now they got rid of that and many other options
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>>86391276
>>86391280
gtfo smiley
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>>86391276
hes been obsessing over smiley every day for years and he doesnt even post here...
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>>86391280
>>86391310
smiley does regularly post but antihumananon is way too obsessed with him and calling everyone smiley
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>>86391310
i hate when people get the weird vindictive mental illness that makes them a boil on every person's butt instead of the cool ones that make for good conversation at your local gas station at 2 am
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>>86391310
>>86391309
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>>86391289
mart or yeen?
we may never know
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>>86391348
yart
meen
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>>86391285
>my lot rent is $650 a month
move somewhere less restrictive
that's all it is, is money you pay for them to use to bother you with (alternatively the ransom paid to be left alone, but it is both)
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>>86391348
its both you can see a yeen mart killed in the background
his bloodthirst shall never be sated...
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>>86391325
you spammed this general for years with lolis you are the mentally ill one smiley
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>>86390263
sorry soup poss
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it's my wagie friday
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>>86390503
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>>86390642
where do I deliver my penis to
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i could fix antihumanposter
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>>86391433
would
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>>86391469
Gross, it's a female
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>>86391434
my mouth and ass and against my own penis
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>>86391485
that isn't an address or a gps coord or a general city callout
I mean yes that is where I would be putting it probably in that order too bu
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>>86391477
it's not straight if it's erp bro
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>>86391433
what fucking race even is this am i high? some druid form or something?
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>>86391464
why do you keep bringing these names when everyone is named anonymous?
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>>86391527
that's maid's true form
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>>86391038
>it's saturday though
uhhhhh timezones
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>>86391535
leave newfag
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>>86391538
selkie maid….
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>>86391554
we don't tell newposses to leave that's rude.
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>>86391361
i can't move for a while. i need to finish paying off my loan, plus the landlord still hasn't given me the title for my trailer, so i wouldn't get shit for it if i tried to sell now.
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>>86391535
>everyone is named anonymous?
*possymous
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living in a trailer with your greasy fat top pbf
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>>86391561
stfu smiley
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>>86391508
123 weenor street hahafunny county
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>>86391562
:c
shoulda parked a methy RV on some "hunting land"
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>>86391588
SIGH. i am NOT smiley!!!
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hi im a newposs (4 years in thread)
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>>86391593
ty i am now charging up my penis powers
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>>86391620
i love you
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>>86391433
>dr*id
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>>86391620
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>>86391605
that is exactly what smiley would say and also in this manner
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>>86391605
your name clearly says anonymous yet he sees these names somehow...
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>>86391628
I wanted to be a healer but not priest and I don't like the class fantasy of shaman and I don't want to play an elf and I don't like Paladins and I really really like nature themes
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>>86391604
i would if i could afford an rv. maybe one day
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smiley and his fag friend need to gtfo
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>>86391642
newfag stop newfagging
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>>86391650
>and I really really like nature
we know maidie
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>>86391650
>I don't like the class fantasy of shaman
ELEMENTS DESTROY THIS MAN NOW
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>>86391740
*Turns into some furry nonsense and slips away*
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>>86391628
droid...
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>>86391631
what pokemon is this
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>>86391720
He looks handsome :).
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>>86391688
I love chudposs
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>>86391670
I mean instead of a methy singlewide

but they don't exactly give out loans on empty land nor 500 dollar campers so I understand
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>>86391720
post full
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>>86391859
leafeon
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>>86391927
-sitting on my face
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>>86391927
no it's leapeon
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>>86391890
i know how you like your studs
>>86391919
there's not much spicy content to show
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im really really fat
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>>86391938
:P
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>>86391955
how fat?
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>>86391942
i've never seen one of these things actually leap
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>>86391969
this is a nice hole
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why are all the current prominent posters into dogs
what the fuck is the connection
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>>86391992
i think im at least 100kg now
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>>86392007
why arent you
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>>86392016
that's not too bad
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>>86392007
the connection is local gigatroon and zoophile servali
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>>86391995
now you have (falling is leaping)
>>86391999
:3
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>>86392058
its really bad if youre skinnyfat
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>>86392007
loud minority
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>>86391951
>there's not much spicy content to show
i just want to see the full image
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>>86392082
loud minority? uh yeah, they tend to be haha
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>>86391969
kissy kiss~
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>>86390346
yeen doesnt want to play games with posses hes said it like a million times
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>>86392074
what does the icon to the right of the muffled icon mean
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>>86392083
i'd have to find it i ju
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>>86392110
he joined our atlyss sessions every time the server was up
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>>86392150
please
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>>86392160
proof? i dont believe you
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>>86392160
no he didn't
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>>86392121
disfigured, that leapy lost a jaw to a landmine in an earlier layer
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>>86392171
>>86392181
a couple posses posted webms and sceenshots his name is riven and he was silent 90% of the time
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>>86391992
holy fuck what a fat ass
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>>86392183
i didn't know you could lose your jaw, i've only lost eyes and limbs before
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>>86392237
yeah it can happen from turret shots to the head (you're pretty fucked with brain damage from that too so good luck) or landmines are the main ways in the demo
it really sucks, can't store anything in your mouth anymore, traders hate you because you talk all funny, and you can never open stonefruits anymore so you can't get any more flammable powder to craft dynamite or bullets
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>>86392193
that's not yeeners
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>>86392267
>traders hate you because you talk all funny
I know this pain
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>>86392274
oh youre right i read it as umbreyeen sorry
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>>86391153
thanks for trying it maybe helped a bit
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>>86392193
lol
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i cant believe we live in a time where umbreyeen is more engaged with the thread than yeen
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>>86392307
it's ok poss. Sometimes when our mind is busy with a lot of thoughts it doesn't want to let go, it can feel like they won't leave us alone. You're not alone, it's part of our experience being huma- I mean, an opossum, haha.
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>>86392389
maid literally killed yeen's will to live
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wally be like: >>86391955
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>>86392412
yeah but maid is hot so who cares
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wish i could be a small guy on a quest with a sword and a shield and other equipments and
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>>86392409
it feels like static in my head because i have no ideas and nothing feels satisfying
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>>86391110
bring it back possie
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>>86391203
>very fertile
>caged up and bottomed
>wreck me
im not sure which position this will be in
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>>86392461
you could be... on atlyss
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>>86392520
i mean not in a gay erp game
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>>86392520
the current roster is a little too busy iykwim
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>>86392412
maid is kind of annoying like surely that bussy aint worth it
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what are you guys gonna do when the power goes out
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>>86392483
wait why are we already at 250 posts i have to go shave
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>>86392288
the original post was
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>>86392566
snuggle with my pbf in the dark
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>>86392566
clean my room
read books
cry because i miss my pbf and hope he's safe
maybe die
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>>86392566
when is that gonna happen
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labrador bf or golden retriever bf
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>>86392566
everytime i don't have power for whatever reason i lay down and sleep until it comes back
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>>86392566
it's not happening so i don't care
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>>86392594
in about 2 weeks iirc
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>>86392594
soon
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>>86392607
>>86392609
how long will it last for
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>>86392566
be abandoned by my pbf in the dark
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>>86392625
71 years
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>>86392566
get raped
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>>86392625
could be 3 days could be 3 months could be more
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>>86392566
adopt 47 stray dogs
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>>86392654
>>86392656
what about the water situation can i still flush the toilet
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>>86392566
attach spikes to my car and just start runnin over niggas
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>>86392674
no buy water now while you can
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>>86392597
>>86392661
maid...
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>>86392674
youll have to start taking heavy shits that flush themselves
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>>86392166
why is it so important
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>>86392703
or go in plastic bags
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>>86392674
you can pour water in the back of the toilet manually and use up your entire doomsday supply for one diarrhea session
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>>86392741
you can just use piss and liquid shit to do that instead of wasting water

real talk though you put plastic bags in the toilet and use it normally then throw the bags out
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>>86392758
why not just go where youre gonna throw it out to
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>>86392672
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>>86392758
>real talk though you put plastic bags in the toilet and use it normally then throw the bags out
if everybody in did that the neighborhood would look like romania within a week
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>>86392793
if the power is going out for multiple days then it's going to look a lot worse than rome ania
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>>86392793
no other choice
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find a hollow tree trunk in the woods to use as your shittin trunk just watch the poison ivy
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>>86392820
can i just stop eating so i wont have to poop
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>>86392816
why is the power going out?
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>>86392834
i've decided that the world no longer deserves my magic
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embrace streetshitting
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this is why we need a posshouse. divided we are weak but united we form a mighty faggot
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>>86392843
i'm not brown enough for that
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>>86392845
well only survive until the goyslop runs out then we have to decide who to eat first, umbreyeen would be the most ironic first sacrafice
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>>86392866
umbreons are poisonous you can't eat them
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>eat umbreyeen
>we all catch his aids and die
good plan
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can you boil red lentils in a can of diced tomatoes or do you need to add water
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>>86392841
its not up to you
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>>86392834
i haven't heard anything about it BUT my guess would be probably a falseflag

they have been sowing the AI fearmongering seeds for a while now, i would guess they are going to stage an attack that shuts off the world's power grid and then blame rogue AI agents and then say we need a digitalID in order to stop it ever happening again
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>>86392887
so it was rigged from the start...
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>>86392915
>probably a falseflag
this is always the case
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>>86392597
my dad is my boyfriend
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there's only 3 beers left...
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so you guys play atlyss?
I was a tester on the game or whatever before it launched but I don't think I played in like a year or two
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>>86392980
yes we're playing tomorrow at like 3-4pm est (maid should clarify times)
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>>86392901
there should be water already in the can
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>>86393000
how do I join?
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Next Episode! "/haha/ i hate myself"
Will you be able to survive?
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>>86392951
zoomer poss and his millennial pbf
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>>86393040
zoomer poss and his (genetically related) boomer pbf
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>>86393054
thats pretty gross
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>>86393018
maid you stupid cow making me do this

Name: Poss House
Password: woss
it's the blue server list also i don't know if it's up right now
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Asriel comes to me in my dreams
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>>86393086
Don't call me that...

I'll set my alarm for 12pm MST so it will be up shortly after
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>>86393054
grandpa??
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hungry
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>>86393095
what's he doing there
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>>86393110
does idaho ever suck your wosser or plap you while you play?
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>>86393040
i wish i was zoomer instead of zillennial
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>>86393122
are those potato
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>>86393139
I don't kiss and tell
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>>86393075
that's pretty hot
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i just want to undo the last 10 years
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>>86393152
wrong
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>>86392791
wow same i also want to be dominated like a sissy
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>>86393154
why
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>>86393154
sometimes i remember that you lose time and i start feeling bitter
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>>86393122
you can have the other half of my cubano...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2HExeY9u_E
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most dads i know of are ugly
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>>86393139
obviously it's maid who's going to be sucking on idaho's wosser while he games. his wosser is maid's stim toy
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>>86393280
that's part of the appeal, homely experienced men who know how to fuck
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>>86393303
gross
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>>86393086
honestly if I join tomorrow I will probably need helping out because I might be able to get my old save data from my laptop but I don't know if it'll even work with all the updates that have happened
do you guys usually just play the game or talk? I'm kinda new to this thread
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>>86393303
id disappoint a zoomer pbf so bad i have all of the unattractive oldness with none of the experience or confidence
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>>86393320
run for the hills while you still can...
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>>86393303
extremely gross
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>>86393141
I mean you kinda are
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>>86393320
>do you guys usually just play the game or talk
we play with incidental chatting based on what's going on. it's social but not like a requirement
if you're a baby then we would help you level early dungeons (we spent all of last week doing that to all the newcomers coming in)
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>>86393320
It's okay, we've boosted up a few people by now and can give you XP booklets as well

You don't need anything but yourself!
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dads are hot
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>>86393355
not enough
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>>86393353
what's gross about that. afraid of a man who'll give you a dicking you won't forget?
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>>86393324
how old are you possy
are you a top or bottom
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>>86393366
>>86393369
I will see you guys there then, and hopefully make some friends
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there's only 2 beers left...
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>>86393413
I hope you do Poss, looking forward to seeing you there
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i dislike pretty people and i dont like uglies
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>>86393413
:3
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>>86393408
30+ and mostly bottom so basically the least desirable bpf of all time
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>>86393439
unf
how's your butt look
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>>86393439
>bpf
bipolarfossum...
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>>86393439
you can be our bottom dad, and like, take fertile boypossum dick.
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isn't umbreyeen just ferks
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>>86393453
im fat and gross so fat and gross sorry
>>86393467
>minor typo
killing myself
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>>86393154
same but make it 15 to be honest
also magically turn me into a confident intelligentversion of myself that wont make all the same mistakes again
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>>86393509
>fat and gross
UNF
how big baby
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>>86393154
me too
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>>86393502
>>86393517
dont make fun of me ill cry
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https://litter.catbox.moe/4uepj2.jpg
ermmm possy your numbies are red
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>>86393558
nononono it's hot though. there's plenty you can do with yourself, don't worry. doesn't have to be this.
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>>86393154
I don't even have any regrets with my life but shit just sucks now so I wouldn't mind going back to the past.
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>>86393578
nice cock
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which nameposses are on estrogen
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>>86393578
would slub
>>86393581
i guess i dont get why anyone would see it as attractive haha
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>>86393632
well, you can definitely be the awkward dad trying out new things. it works! All it takes is a little creativity. You'll be okay! Also age gaps are common in gay relationships and hookups. I literally had my first time in a 60 year age gap, was pretty kino. That guy killed people in war, and he made love!! To me!!!
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>>86393392
im old and i have no experience because nobody ever wanted me
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>>86393578
nice wosser smiley
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>>86393757
you're not supposed to point that out
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my wosser is pierced with an apadravya. piercings are cool.
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>>86393782
you should get a chastity piercing
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>>86393804
Apadravyas can be chastity piercings. There are cages that tie into them, as well as sounding rods.
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>>86393848
oh cool
get a cage for your piercing
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>>86393856
I plan on it!
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>>86393877
cute
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https://youtu.be/LBVBBOXS3As possy and raccy
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i'm really bored and scrolling twitter isn't good for me so I'm gonna so shower
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at long last
there's only 1 beer left...
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dick piercings and dick cages are gross
like middle aged woman reading ai generated romancemurder books all day and drinking box wine gross
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>>86394014
scroll reddit instead
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>>86394035
I haven't been on reddit in like 10 years and I can't imagine going back there
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>>86394031
bad take
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>>86394065
sorry, israel just doesn't have anything to do with this conversation
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>>86394062
its the only place where people still attempt actual discussion on specific topics of interest instead of just shitting up a a 4chan thread ostensibly related to said topic and i wish i was joking
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>>86394098
lol. lmao
are you the mtg nigger that said reddit was better than tg the other day
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>>86394098
>is still on irc
hhaha yeah.......
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oh wow someone's actually shilling for reddit? LMAO, lol
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>>86394098
very ironic post
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>>86394117
yeah i am and i bet i could go to the mtg thread right now and find less than 25 posts actually trying to discuss the game itself
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>>86394158
hahahahaha ok good
everyone be sure to ignore this guys insane ramblings and "advice" he's retarded
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>>86394158
do you also happen to be a tranny (it would explain a lot)
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new thread cagie
quit buzzing your cage while playing WoW and make yourself useful
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>>86394177
no im not sorry its not gonna be that easy you're gonna actually try and have to grapple with my views here. you could reflect on your own experiences and thenstate of the internet for 5 seconds. like fuck, go to any board on this site. it's all dogshit. reddit wins by default not because its any good. if i wanted to have a real nuanced discussion on something the last place im going is somewhere like >>>/tg/mtg
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>>86394217
I just started a dungie
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>>86394218
stop posting here then
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>>86394236
im not trying to have nuanced discussion about a topic here so its fine
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>>86394218
you came to 4chan for nuanced discussion?? LOOOL nigger PLEASE lmao
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>>86394229
*dickslaps you repeatedly and drags it forcrfully across your face one final time, leaving a trail of pre on the side of your snout* fine but make it afterwards
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>>86394250
>agreeing with me but trying to spin it as not agreeing with me
you're actually retarded
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this guy clearly doesn't know where he is. either a post-leto troon/ally fo sho
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>>86394261
nigger LITERALLY where did I say that
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>>86394266
or a donald refugee
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it's crazy seeing a legit autist adopt a new fixation in real time. he really loves the nigger word now. so excited for his next obsession
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>>86394283
the part here >>86394250 where you implied anyone trying to discuss something seriously on 4chan retarded
ok buddy, so where do they go to discuss something seriously? xitter? the only place left to go is reddit.
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its so weird and scary that im gonna be 40 some day and
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>>86394253
Okay...
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>>86394300
very ferks coded
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>>86394300
nigger
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>>86394300
nigger
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>>86394253
i wish i had someone who erpd with me like this
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>>86394314
good boy
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>>86394303
you should go to reddit and stay there. please. it would be so great and awesome because reddit is so great and awesome.
the mtg reddit is so totally super full of nuanced discussion. it isn't just filled with ub cocksuckers and everyone who tries to discuss the game (the game being magic without ub) or go against ub they get banned. that totally doesn't happen or anything.
so you should just go to reddit. it's awesome. way better than here. don't come back
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>>86394347
>>86394347
>>86394347
>>86394347
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>>86394303
the fuck are you talking about? I'm not recommending shit. What I said is that you're a fool to come to 4chan for any form of serious discussion. That's it, and you're only proving my point.
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>>86394247
you're just here to complain about your inability to have a nuanced discussion about a topic here?
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>>86394355
>What I said is that you're a fool to come to 4chan for any form of serious discussion
yeah
exactly
retard
>>86394359
i made one non-sequitor post to explain why i doomscroll reddit instead of xitter and it activated the /r9k/ reee get off my in a bunch of latent poltards nothing else happened
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>>86394441
>latent poltards
ahh i mean it was obvious before but thanks for making it even more clear you're just a bog standard mindwashed leftist retard
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>>86394441
do you think nothing else exists outside of serious discussion? Do you have fun? Do you know what fun is?
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>>86394453
im right wing, think dictatorship is a good idea and support israel but apparently im a leftist now because i call poltards poltards
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>>86394475
>Support Israel
>Declare self right wing instead of any real label
bot
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>>86394475
>support israel
>support israel
>support israel
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>>86394497
>>Declare self right wing instead of any real label
if i tried to give you any real labeling of my politics you would enter some sort of crash loop and start shutting down like >>86394504 already is
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>>86394552
im going to guess you're a nazi larping troon who does it for a fetish. so, do you like, think you're the only misunderstood person in the world or something?
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>>86394552
there is nothing that can possibly be said to you
you support israel, claim to be right wing, and think reddit is anything but a bot echo chamber
you are completely broken as a person and should be killed
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whoever you are, it's clear you don't understand who we are, or at the very least have a very shallow impression of us.
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>>86392866
ah so you guys are neo nazi assholes
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>>86394607
you are nigger
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>>86394570
im not anywhere close to being a nazi
>>86394573
nobody is botting the hobbyist subreddits where the daily thread is another argument over some hyperniche contentious issue 0.00000001% of people in the world care about
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>>86394626
you didn't answer my gay question faggit
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>>86394636
you mean your loaded question, right?
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thought I was on /pol/ for a sec
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>>86394673
that's not what a loaded question is: I'm asking you, who are you? Who do you think you are? If that's a loaded question to you, which it very much is not, then it sounds to me like you don't know who you are either, let alone where you are
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>everyone i dont like is the same person
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>>86394730
im a smart young handsome charming young man who according to all outside opinion is making the right choices in life and is heading in the right direction



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