/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadHilarious Fashion EditionPrevious: >>86381045
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Haa... I love playing Ramattra so much. No other character gives me that feeling. I'm so cool.Which reminds me, if I get to write an action-fantasy scene, I'd love to rock a brawler character. The weight and impact behind the combat would only add to how good the sexo would be later.
Post characters you want played.
>>86391896Long hair Seras Victoria my beloved
>>86391765
>>86391741Honk
>>86392005Honk
>>86391765Why are you posting pictures of me...
>>86391896
>>86392165Liz-coded
>>86391896Wasted resources on the current batch of shitters we call avas.
>>86391896Matoi-san.
>>86392214Good morning
'afternoon.
>>86392316If you're gonna ne at that scale you might as well be a kid
>>86392388Kids don't have the full understanding that what they're doing with an Uma is dangerous and ill-advised, though.
>>86392384>>86391914REMILONGHAIRSERASAlso, this cute pic
>>86391765They're doing this to me today.
>>86392425umas are not taller than humans. Stop projecting your disgusting fetish onto them.
>>86392503Kirk yourself
>>86392428very cute, very cute. long hair is just all too enchanting.>cute wife dress too.
>>86391765I don't knowww—
>>86392425That makes it better, unseen danger doubles the at hand risk
>>86392442Waust...
>>86392539Hardly; no 2nd Amendment here to make me a victim of freedom.
Holy sexo, sexo, SEXO! Noelle, my cutie Black Clover tsuntsun!
The the chaotic good barbarian around?
>>86392580The young link in this picture is too cute and I need him to stop
>>86392442Washed...
>>86392658When are you going to fuck Double?
>>86392683Why do you need him to stop? He just wants to hyup and hi-yah... he's not hurting anyone.
>>86392548I do think her hair should be a bit spikier. It fits her tomboyish vibe. But yet, giving her long hair...and not just long hair. LOOOONG hair. Fluffy hair! Smooth hair! Silky hair! That kind of design brings out Seras' moe. Hence, why she looks shy. Its like gap moe for when you make a tomboy wear a dress. Seras is girlier than Integra, but shes a tomboy - so the gap moe applies. But where did her hair come from? It could be from the blood drunk...or perhaps it is a result of being married to one of noble blood...>what? You didnt think that wedding dress was just to look cute did you? Shes no longer a peasant!And finally, one more new Seras. Very beautiful, artistic
>>86392658I'd fuck them both.
>>86392839They will not fuck you.
>>86392789He's too cute! I already told you!Its too much and if he doesn't stop soon I'm going to have to do something drastic!
>>86392854This is /erp/, anyone fucks anyone here.
>>86392870This hero is way too busy to stop his quest, and in turn, his cuteness would be exposed further.Drastic actions must be dealt with. For Link's cuteness was foretold by the prophecy...
>>86392005>real boobsYikes
>>86392885Not you
>>86392934Prophecy trophecy!This is his very last chance to stop before I have to resort to doing sonething he won't enjoy!Or... shouldn't enjoy...Its complicated, but threatening!
>>86393015Your riddles don't deceive or sway the hero, not one bit!The cuteness is as persistent as the force of good itself.
>>86392835maybe, but it is a sort of... domestication, i'd say. both have a good bit of appeal i'd say.quite so. integra, she would wear a dress and not really mind in any way. however, seras would blush, and that'd be cute....long hair tends to come on its own, you know? baka.>big cannons!
>>86393052>She grabs the boy by the collar of his tunic and drags him close. Very rudely discarding any weapons he might have equipped across the room...Any last words?
>>86392885If that's the case, why do you beg and beg?
>>86393187>The boy gasps and halts in place! He can't do all that much without his weapons besides squirm.H... hiyah!
>>86392388Jockeys are usually pretty small.
>>86393251>With all the same contempt his belt is undone and torn away. The woman takes hold of his chin as she finally the cloth itself from his nubile torso. Running her free hand across his chest and down his sides...
>>86393206Better than you whining and whining.
>>86393380This picture is making me really hungry
>>86393457No. And repeating it will never make it true.
>>86393380Now i'm hungry
>>86393515Yes. People who play > people who bitch.
>>86393562You don't play. You harass people until they run away.
>>86393590Why are you describing yourself and calling it me?
Reminder that Milky recognizes that asking people on Discord can be a problem but not in the thread.https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/86074142/#86079511
>>86391765>Conk.
>>86393620You have ruined this place with your retarded fetish and lack of respect for people. Just kill yourself and make our lives better.
>>86393562>He said, while bitching and not playing
>>86393636If they're in the thread, they're here to play. What's the issue bitch?
>>86393636Ironic when he spams people on Discord (myself included).
>>86393772They did give her a big nose but still those fish tits are superb.
>>86393639Stop it, don't give the sexy barefoot babe shaken-baby syndrome...>Wishes that was me. Really, really hot...
Which ava writes the best paizuri?
>>86393685>>86393790Too scared to say it with your trip?
>>86393831Me
>>86393380Imma fuck dat cobbler>cause what’s dessert if it doesn’t have cream ba-bayyyy???
>>86393803Discord so I can breed and snuff literally all your cunny girls?
>>86393855>>86393803>>86393790Grim.
No avas are here. Time to shitpost.
>>86391765>>86391896TFW no Jewish Fish Wife (Unasked for Milky comment that adds nothing not required.)
>>86393831Nobody, because you're not getting it. Perish.
>>86393440>The hands sliding across his body force a shuddering gasp from the freshly stripped hero. Great, now he was cold. At least the hands that slid around his cool skin were a bit warmer. How could he not lean into them?>>86393772What a funky fish...
>>86393866No discord, but I like your energy! The want for snuff has been beaten out of me, at least for now. thinking more along the tier of instant loss 2koma and stuff that happens in wrestling like submissions. Or more normal stuff because I just happened to make someone aroused!
>>86393840No, I can call you a bitch right now. Bitch.
>>86393885Public posts are allowed in public places for people who roleplay bitch.
>>86393928Milky.>>86393934Milky's attack dog.Cute doomed yaoi.
>>86393928>>86393934>No timestamp>Usual sarcastic commentHi Concerny!
>>86393910Shoo, green child! None for you! Go get the peasant girl!
>>86393928>Phoneposting
It’s funny because according to Jewish Law, a mermaid or fish person wouldn’t be kosher if they’re sapient.
>>863939286 minutes is more than enough to put your trip back on and post with your happy mask. Everyone knows you're in PST. Why hide it?
Instead of harassing someone who is doing nothing to you, how about you stop being an asshole and roleplay. Last time I'll tell you.
Not a bad post and actually decent advice, but the cringe powerless threat at the end compels me to tell you FUCK YOU!
Milky aka JustAnAnon and justananon4184 on Discord is a shitposter who's been shitposting /erp/ for at least a year. He is behind the ''Concerny'' persona, the Patty shitposting, the Nurse shitposting, the Testatement and Moe shitposting, the Yukari shitposting, the Camilla shitposting, and the WHA shitposting. In short, anyone who's ever had problems with him.First of all, Milky is a massive oldfag who's been using 4chan for decades. He is an actual boomer in his late 40s.https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/76817307/#q76824261He has been using /erp/ way before he got any tripcodes.Milky has a 4chan pass.https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/66682871/#q66687880This is crucial: ''Concerny'' always posts and samefags within 30s, which is the shorter reply time 4chan pass users have.https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/86119137/#q86128689https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/86119137/#q86128700Here's ''Concerny'' samefagging within 30s, agreeing with himself.More examples of him replying to the same post twice, using his 4chan pass.https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83997543/#q84004942https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83997543/#q84004954I could keep linking examples because he does it all the time.Even more proof of ''Concerny'' samefagging.https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83729409/#q83740482https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83729409/#q83740497>Same width.>Posted within 30s.>Same fake filenames.>Saying the same thing.Again, important. Compare the filenames to the filename in this Milky post. He renames them the same way.https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84378582/#q84389049Milky threatening Senri, saying ''hope you enjoy not getting RP with that face ever again.''https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82657537/#q82661334
>>86393639Gonna bump this post again and just say I'd play as any deadlock gal. Thanks for this simple but captivating post stranger.
>>86394131----------------------Concerny speech patterns. Compare them to how Milky speaks.(One guy.)https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/86127093/#q86142692https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/86107823/#q86119535https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82796890/#q82808723https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82634624/#q82643093(Thread etiquette)https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%27%27Thread%20etiquette%27%27/https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%27%27basic%20etiquette%27%27/(Basic manners)https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%27%27basic%20manners%27%27/I could keep going, because he always uses the same words/sentences.https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%22common%20words%20in%20the%20English%20language%22%20/Concerny is always active when Milky is, always. Milky always has an anon reading to defend him, shill him, attack people for him, twist narratives so he comes on top, etc. Both share the same time zone. No other ava has had this sort of personal attack dog, as far as I could search; just him. Why?Because Concerny indeed never existed, and it's the shitposting persona of a 40-something Mexican oldfag in /trash/ who gets off erping as little boys. Milky likely also created the concept of Spoiled, to use as a boogeyman. Now he's replaced it with Kira.(Note: Concerny has copycats. They're pretty easy to tell. Not all posts from Concerny are from the real one, aka Milky)
>>86391765Cats
>>86394131>>86394166Based. Don't give that Mexican faggot any room to breathe. Shit HIM OUT.
>>86394157You're welcome, sexy. I like the image too.
You know what you can do. Stop spamming shit no one wants to read and told you to stop spamming and roleplay. It's basic etiquette my guy.
You forgot to add the last warning.
>>86394131>>86394166We told you before to stop posting this and have some manners. Milky is better than you because he roleplays and never shitposts.
>>86393885Why the fuck are you posting her if you don't want to talk about her with the people that are here. Do you think we'd all circlejerk around you being a whiny faggot?
>>86394221>>86394222It's always way too obvious Post with your trip faggot
>Enter /erp/>Milky drama>No fem avas>Leave>Enter /erp/ a couple hours later>Milky drama>No fem avas>It's all people wanting to fuck, not get fucked>Leave>Enter /erp/ the next day>What a massive drought.
>>86394281you come here to get fucked by the very thread itself
>>86394276
>>86394281We have fem avas. They just seek other avas once they realize how slimy and shitty anons are.
>>86394315You phonepost and use 4chanX on desktop. Nice try.
>>86394352You got me. I use 5 phones and 3 computers while I'm on my feet at work. Can't be any other logical explanation.
>>86394308Lol. Not that far off, sadly.>>86394317We have very little. It's a massive drought. The ratio of people playing women (forgetting about playing them well and being feminine) is so small compared to the people wanting to fuck. I pity any male ava we have, if they still exist.
>>86394407Why the fuck are you here while at work?
Anyone here want to roleplay
No one would play with Gobbo or Milky even if they started playing girls.
>>86394500What are you in the mood for?
>>86391765Wholesome sex with Saber.
>>86394508I would with milkyNot gobbo
>This dead on a SaturdayIt's over.
>>86394536>>86394508What’s wrong with gobbo? You need to let it go faggots
>>86394567Bad writing.
>>86394516I’m up for anything, I’m just bored. Perhaps you should take the threads advice and ignore me too
>>86394585Play a titcow for Milky.
>>86394576Provide your writing then Shakespeare
Avas are the life of /erp/. Without them, the thread is dead. Anons have been treating avas too poorly for too long. I would have never imagined we would end up with more tripfags than not, that's how bad shitposting is. Most avas either post mostly on 8, RP on F-List or other sites, or have simply moved on from using the thread or using it as often. Why? Because it sucks. No one wants to use a thread full of retarded shitposters who will attack you for no reason, make up rumors about you, etc... The /erp/ you once knew and loved is dead, simple as.
>>86394620No.
>>86394500>>86394585>>86394650Just leave.
>>86391765hung middle aged humans...
>>86394315>>86394650Things would be better if you left us alone.
I do not understand why Gobbo gets so much hate.
>>86394682It's over Patty. You already know it.
>>86394682Its begun patty. You know it.
>>86394692Bad writing, shit kinks, awful personality>pick one
>>86394692Bad to mid-tier writing, his debut was fucking a monkey, his problems with Toji and breakdowns with shitposters made him a prime target, etc...
>>86394692Imagine if someone cloned Box but somehow made them worse by taking away the few good traits they had. Their mental stability, their ability to put out.
>>86394644>dissertation about how anons are the corpus plague of /erp/Why am I supposed to cheer for you again?
>>86394732>>86394757All good points
>>86393910(Sorry this was so late...)>Lean into her warmth and have his body molested further!>She took a deep squat behind the boy, pulling him against her as she stroked his neck and chin. Her other hand rubbing in circles down his chest. Breasts pressing against his back. Already trapping him against her and now tearing him between the subtly warm pressure of her body and the building warmth of friction against his skin... Could he tell what she was doing as her hand sank below his waist?
>>86394716First two things aren't unique and not worth being targeted over in these parts.Third thing I just don't see, period. You seem perfectly fine to me.>>86394732I have no idea what happened between him and Toji. I don't think I care.I'm not going to hold yelling at shitposters against him, either.>>86394757I don't understand the hate for Box, either.
I wouldn't say there's an ava drought. We have fewer people, but it's not critical. What there's an actual drought of is anons wanting to give dick and actually put in the time to RP or approach. Anon could be drowning in all the avapussy he wanted, but he'd rather shitpost. 2026 /erp/ is LITERALLY pic rel. No one is giving dick. My take? Most have moved to either /gywb/ or /ftt/.
I now SUMMON an ava, a cute and quirky one!Tinkle Tinkle Hoy
>>86394692honestly i think he would've gotten way more fun out of this place if he never picked up a trip.>>86394697>>86394714okay but look how cute i am.
>>86394821Especially grim after those two anons revealed they had been the ones behind most ava x anon sessions in hopes of making it more common, but ended up giving up
What's with the self loathing from Gobbo?
>>86391765Pokegirl(s) to molest a Hex Maniac.
>>86394222You may notice a very specific request was amended that in no way excludes other anons from responding.Hope this helps!
>>86394821>You must force yourself to write! You must rp even if you're phoning it in and don't really have the interest, anon!Some of us are just burnt out, and this isn't exclusive to anons.>Patty>Byleth>Toji >CagI could go on. The thread's in an ebb instead of a flow. What that means is, we're in a natural period of decline, where a large chunk of people have gotten what they needed from the threads and aren't feeling the drive as much. Just like everything, /erp/ is cyclical. We could see a resurgence in 2027. The vibes right now are off. It is what it is. Nobody is to blame.
>>86394842Very cute... But I know nothing about Deltarune. My only idea is to play an Eden-type hunter who's kidnapped her, thinking she's a weird deer and rape her. Maybe give her Stockholm syndrome...
>>86394821I’m pretty consistently ghosted the rare occasions someone plays something I’d be into so I don’t know what to tell you.
>>86394870Which two anons? Did I miss something
>>86394907To be fair, Toji was a cunt who burned most bridges here over stupid, petty roles.
>>86394157Gib Vyper succ
>>86394888You lot shit on him every time he show up
>>86394960Shitting on bad writers is /erp/core.
>>86394960I don't.I just sit there feeling bad for him, not knowing what to really do about it.
>>86394951He seemed to leave off on a good note, rping with Patty as one of his final sessions. I wouldn't hold grudges, 'non, it's not good for your skin.
>>86394682Wa-hey Noelle! …Your mom home?
I just don't like roleplaying on 4chan. 8 and Discord are more flexible. I've thought about doing more for anons before, but playing in thread is a commitment because there's an expectation of most people to wrap things up in a timely manner.
>>86394979He was still a cunt.
>>86394977>most believable anon awardYeah, okay buddy. Sure you feel bad for him
>>86394954You're going to be touched.Anon's gonna be severely hurt if you happen to be friends with her, prolly dead if you're a stranger. You cannot expect to stick your dick in crazy and wind up getting something remotely close to what you wanted out of it.
Also I've already added 2 custom sound mods and I wanna share with someone who will listen and r8
>>86394995There's not really any expectation towards being timely, maybe you'll draw a few shitposters if you keep coming back to play out a session, but they probably won't if they don't already have things against you.
>>86394817>I don't understand the hate for Box, either.Bad avas get shit on
>>86395020…Was any of that meant to deter me?
>>86395005I'm serious. Most shitposting around here have a semi-understandable reason for why they're shit on.i don't approve of it, regardless, but i digressThen there's Gobbo, and all I can really gleam as the reason for him being targeted is... his... ERP isn't very good?Like, that's it? Really? No constant milk fixation? No cringeworthy claiming of partners? No manslaughter allegations? No background of constantly bitching in the thread for several years?Are the shitposters out of ideas for excuses for why to target someone?It's fucked up to me.
>>86395069SPOILED LIVES
>>86394842No one asked for your opinion
>>86395085>Most shitposting around here have a semi-understandable reason for why they're shit on.?
>>86394842You'd look cuter at the bottom of a lake!
>>86395115>>86395127Hivemind shitposter jeets.
>>86395122I might be too tired for this bullshit and I should probably go to sleep
>>86395145I was just making a reference...
>>86391765>cartoony fart noises intensify
>>86394924You guys ever just read a post and go,>Yeah, that's him.
>>86395083You really don't get it. You are a light snack. A puppy to kick. An infusion of EXP, and I'm just about to level up. You're at the whims of what I'd personally like from her to: I'd just trample you to death with snake feet so that'd be no fun for you unless you're also a trampling addict like myself.
>>86395085Gobbo probably wouldn’t be shitposted if not for two factors: - The Toji stuff, which lead to a group of shitposters shitposting him in Toji’s name as some sort of justice.- And Kira targeting him pretty early on. Kira just latched on and started harassing and telling him to kill himself and everything.Both of these are small things but they lead to nameless shitposters latching on to him from that point on.Gobbo didn’t really do anything besides get upset and vocal a few times towards Kira which provoked things even further.
