This June, the lads and I are planning a trip to the Lychee and Dog Meat Festival (玉林荔枝狗肉节) in Yulin, China. Has anyone been before? What kind of dog meat dishes can we expect to find there? Any info is appreciated.
I hate China so much it's unreal
>>2624869>go to night market in china>every other vendor is selling spider-on-a-stick
>>2624865Dog isn't even that good lmao, it's trash food that if you didn't know was dog probably wouldn't care. It's just a shock value meat to the west. You could probably be sold rabbit and get told it was dog without realize it. Cat is a bit harder, same with rat because both fucking suck in terms of being easy to eat.
>>2624909I'd be willing to bet that if you prepare and cook dog/cat/rat/bat properly, you wouldn't know the difference between lamb or deer with the right sauces and spices
>>2624921That's the thing, dog isn't seen as some fine meat it's seen as a poor mans quick street meat same with cat and rat. Sure OP "might" find somewhere serving it cooked more than chink level "it's meat be happy now move blocking customer!", but it's unlikely even then asking for dog or something like that without some native person specifically doing it for you is garuntee'd just getting whatever is around seasoned to hell and back to taste some way. OP's probably never had it so he has nothing to compare it to, it's similar when I tried weird animal meats in Korea, Japan, China, etc. Unless you know someone who is sure you're getting it, good luck. Chances are OP, if this isn't some stupid 'shock' thread about MUH PEBBIE! shit, will be walking the alleys and get whatever. Which again, will probably be so seasoned that it will be borderline jerky or taste like very lean rabbit.
>>2624909>>2624921>>2624926It's "medical" iirc. Dog meat is yin "cooling" and supposed to balance yang heat related ailments like fevers and heat exhaustion. Go figure, the Chinese seem to be sick all the time. It's also "heighten sexual performance" like 90% of Chinese medicine bullshit, so its related to their insecurity about small penises.Lychees are also seen as "cooling" so they're seen as relieving hot humid summer weather, which is also when they ripen. It's all bullshit though I don't really get the outrage, I eat all kinds of meat though carnivore mammals usually aren't good eating.
>>2624930Which is kinda why I assume OP's doing this for the shock value low effort bait of 'muh puppers!' shit that people in the west flip out about. You can basically point to any chinese dish and it will have some healing, vitality, libido, fix to said shit teeth, bullshit out there.OP going to a dog meat festival will probably get some OK-ish dishes but it's pointless to talk about really. Why you would subject yourself to south gookville in June is stupid beyond reasoning
>>2624926I've only had dog meat a handful of times in china and it has always been disgusting desu
>>2624865It's mostly roasted, like pork. Why would you go a thousand miles just to eat lychees?
Wypipo don’t spice dey dog
yeah i met a french dude who ate dog in vietnam and he said it tasted awful
>>2624865>reddit-tard propaganda npc makes obvious thread to disparage china because his posts get removed in the china generalnice try dumb fuck.
>>2624865That's funny. If I had a girlfriend I would take her there.
>>2624934medicinal food in china always comes back to the penis lol. ever had snake penis wine? disgusting people
China seethe never stops being funny. Whitoids mad their transgender mulatto world order is failing lmfao
>>2625028thankfully, yes
>>2624865>kind of dog meat dishes can we expect to find there?dog stew, dog kebab and whole grilled dog. Are you retarded? Did you think there would be dog milk ice cream?
>>2624865Pink Guy has a whole song about it called 'Dog Festival Directions'. Hope you make it, OP. Post some pictures if it works out.
>>2625028kek
>>2624865didn't you post this last year? i thought the festival was cancelled.either way i have ate dog meat. you get it spicy or not spicy like all chinese food. braised is most common, like pulled pork texture but still together and not smooshed up but falling apart with ease.it is very nice, strong flavoured and a little iron tasting. like the best beef you ever had but better.
>>2625307been trying to go for a couple years. always falls through. still going strong last year from my understanding
Ewwwww! That's totally disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself. Lychees? Yeeuch!
Troll thread
>>2624930Wow that sounds batshit stupid. Bugmen are retarded beyond logic
>>2625678>a traveller wants to travel to a unique but revolting festival? heh, must be a troll threadkys chang
>>2626418they literally eat rocks lmao
Man the chinese would be pretty based if they weren't so incredibly unbased.
>>2627010how is that even possible?
>>2627890They don't eat the rocks, they just suck off the oil and spices.
>>2627945How convincingly do you think I could make my Penis look like a Rock?
>>2627981lmao
>>2624865>t. in ghettoes of Beijing
>>2629562>you will never return from your sweatshop job making adidas sneakers for 10 yuan a day to your loving changette it's over
>>2624865It would honestly be more interesting to try the Leechee nuts there. Inwonder what kinds of varieties there are
>>2625008There’s probably rare and unique varieties
if dog man's best frienddoes that mean chink are not human
>>2629798Chink are not human for a long list of reasons.
>>2625028Dey ain’t finna wash Dey dog wit dish soap either…
>>2629803£500,000 break up fee, everything is about money, and morals aren't requiredhttps://youtu.be/ULEON70O9nY?si=fd4HP801hIocmxix
>>2629798yes
>>2629791>nutit's a fruit tho
>>2624909I thought so too until I had it in Vietnam. If you can find a good dog restaurant dog can be delish.
>>2630730Vietnam had craziest menus I've seen in my life
>>2625177>Chinese aren't faggo-...
>>2632524what city is this in?
>>2627981When will the Chinese make up bullshit about how sucking dick is good for everything
>>2633611just tell them it will make their dick bigger
>>2630729We call them leechee nuts here even though they’re a fruit
>>2627076kek I know what you mean
>>2627010yum!
>>2625048I'm pretty sure I has some questionable meat in a bahn mi there
>>2636973same. some of those stands have zero refrigeration. food poisoning is inevitable in conditions like that
>>2625201I'm sure someone's tried it in china
>>2624865Anything boiled alive is the best option, I can't post the webms here but you know the style
>>2638777they actually believe that the more pain it goes through when dying will bring out the most flavor lmao
>>2639955for the best tasting meat, the animal should die as painlessly as possible
>>2624876spider-on-a-stick is one of their better dishes. wait until you learn about vigin boy eggs
>>2624865why can't china just have normal food for once?
>>2624869Bigot
>>2642169Are the Chinese even human?
>>2642169sad
>>2642099不好吃!
>>2642196We cage pigs and chickens the same way yet you don't give a shit.
>>2639955I've heard this meme said so many times but I have never seen a single source on it.
>>2645037BUT MUH DOGGERINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>2625048I can assure you if he was told it was pork he would have thought it was fine. A lot of meat in Vietnam is dog meat but sold as something else.
>>2645037Pigs and chickens can't be trained like dogs. Yes, I don't care about animals meant solely for consumption. Dogs have a higher purpose, even our ancestors knew it. Only a soulless bugman would disagree.
>>2645041you can train pigs even better than dogs because they are smart, probably smarter than you retard
>>2645041>Pigs can't be trained like dogs.You have no idea wtf you are talking about.
>>2645041>Pigs and chickens can't be trained like dogs. Yes, I don't care about animals meant solely for consumption. Dogs have a higher purpose, even our ancestors knew it. Only a soulless bugman would disagree.
>>2645046>>2645052Show me pigs being used as service animals or being used to herd animals. Show me that they're better than dogs at either one. I won't hold my breath.
>mfw anon is just being contrarian for the sake of it because you already know he would choose you over a pig and chicken any day
>>2645052>>2645054I suggest you educate yourself by watching one of the best films of this decadehttps://youtu.be/VSJTPbAm-SM
>>2625256Thank you for this. His music is timeless. I wonder if the directions are still accurate after all these years?
>>2630730It's definitely easier to find in Vietnam, where it's available year round and there's little controversy (unlike in China). South Korea has an even bigger dog-eating culture, but now they've just banned dog meat restaurants, so Vietnam is your best bet. You don't have to wait for any festival. It's available every day.
>>2645041>dogfags really believe this shit
>>2625256This is a troll post that gets posted every 3 months. I don't mind as I find the responses from "NOT THE PUPPERINOS" anons always funny but the mods really need to do their fucking job. >troll thread about China for the 50th time:>no problem>troll thread about India:>NOOOOOOOO SAR! DO NOT REDEEM!
>>2645368That’s because 4chan is blocked in China so the dog eaters won’t see it and become outraged. Indians clearly have access to 4chan (hence the enormous quantity of low quality, ESL garbage) and get outraged easily
>>2645394chang and pajeet spam this board relentlessly, but they seethe when the tables get turned. it's hilarious desu
>>2645394>4chan is blocked in chinaare you sure? I thought it was one of those weird sites they didn't block. they definitely have government shills posting here
>>2645366You'll notice that White people don't eat dog. Where are you from?
So, you first take a flight to Guangzhou, ChinaOnce you get off at that airportYou wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial busAnd it costs 20 US dollarsAnd it's a four-and-a-half-hour rideAnd you get off at Maoming WestJust remember, Maoming WestNow, you might have to stay there a full nightDepending on the time you arriveBecause the next bus that goes to YulinOnly runs like once a dayAnd you have to buy another ticketIt's about another 22 bucksBut from there, it goes straight to YulinSoon enough, you'll be eating some dogNow, there are about 8 available hotels in YulinI'm checking online, nowI suggest the Yulin Lijing International HotelOffering a sauna and fitness centerWow, it's not too bad at allNever mind, it's 50 bucks a nightBut with free complementary breakfastAnd a free cancelation feeSo, it's not a bad as I thoughtWhen you're ready the concierge will knowExactly which festival you're talking aboutAnd he or she will give you directionsSo, take a cabBut don't get ripped offIf you're white, they'll charge you doubleI shit you notI shit you notBut anyways, enjoy your flightGoodbyeEnjoy the dog festival
>>2624865basedi love seeing people seethe over it
>>2648776white people don't wag do-
>>2645037Even on factory farms (which are still inhumane and should be banned) the pigs and chickens have more freedom of movement than that.>>2642099It doesn't make sense to add plastic to rice since rice is cheaper than plastic.
Pigs are smarter than dogs, but no one gives a shit about pigs because they're fucking ugly.
>>2642099Literally just replaced made in the USA with made in China. Glowie propaganda is so fucking lazy jesus.
>>2632719Xiao long dong bun
>>2645053There was a period for at least 30,000 years where humans and dogs have evolved together. They're different from livestock because we bread them to be companions and for protection, and not as a food product. Dogs have literally evolved to be able to understand human emotions. The fact that most western cultures consider eating a dog to be immoral is not a coincidence. Eating a dog actually goes against thousands of years of co-evolution. It's literally an inhuman act.
>>2652264pig meat is also more delicious. Dog meat is pretty greasy.
>>2652265iirc the made in China version was the first one then some butthurt chink changed the text to made in USA or maybe was the other way around, anyways the "food" of both countries are trash
