So you knowers, filipinos or foreigners.
I've been moving around PH for more than a year and still can't find a permanent home. I'm starting to hate cities.

If I'm a good white boy, one woman, no bullshit, how's living deep in the province? As close to being self sufficient as you can.
Do neighbors gang up on you when they see you're rich? Do they leave you alone and just gossip in their homes?

I understand I can never be their friend, but do they at least tolerate you?

Cubabro here...

We all know theirs a bunch of homosexuals here, but have any of you seen a homo that was in a long term relationship?

I've seen homosexuals in America that had been with the same partner for years....but here, it seems like all the homosexuals are perpetually single

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Can someone post the crucial PH travel advisory that I wont hear anywhere else?

>>2833449
You looking for a long-term gay lover, Cubafag?

the Philippines is honestly a fantastic country filled with natural beauty, fascinating people, and a vibrant culture that can be found nowhere else. and if you're into history, well, look no further.

>>2833479
>fascinating people

>>2833479
>culture that can be found nowhere else.
Thank God

>>2833449
All the friendly filipino guys I met during my 30 days there were fags with no gf or wife in sight

Don't you hate it sometimes when things you experienced start making sense, but not in a good way?
>>2833479
Lao people wearing their traditional attire and driving their tractor carts to market are 10x more fascinating than filipinos wearing discarded basketball clothes and zipping around on Chinese motorbikes.

>>2833475
Mindanao is safe

>>2833492
No one's wearing traditional Filipino attire because locals cant afford it kek. Absolute state.

>>2833475
Manilla is safe

>>2833478
Cubabro is already married to a lass from Leyte

Filipinobros gatekeep the places that are safe havens
Just let these spics and cumskins be in makati and bgc
Don't let them in the actual good places otherwise its full of these niggers which is disgusting

Basketball jersey is traditional filipino attire

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They caught schizobro. How do we save him?

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>>2833449
Your post have my attention Cubabro. I'm an American interested in having sex with Filipino callboys. I've compared Rent Men in Japan and Thailand where I usually go to, to the Philippines, and Filipino men seem to look more handsome but are cheaper too.

>>2833587
Another pedo hunted.
When you see the stache, you just know.

>>2833562
>Cubabro is already married to a lass from Leyte
Weird that you know that. Do you know that he wants a small dick in his mouth?

>>2833449
>We all know theirs a bunch of homosexuals here, but have any of you seen a homo that was in a long term relationship?
What's your type, Cubagay?

>>2833475
BGC is full of sexpat pedophiles

Thank god cumskins dont know where the actual good districts and cities are.
And the best thing is none of these dogs can't own any of the areas land. foreign ownership to land is the biggest cuck move idc if it brings more invensement were not whores look what has become of the UK and soon Canada owned by majoirty poojeets due to allowing foreigners owning lands.
Whites are truly the biggest cuck race holy shit

>>2833575
That's only teenager stuff if their past that age they'll stick to normal clothing

>>2833614
Given how many illegal slums there are in the Philippines, it's no wonder that urban properties are undesirable to foreigners.

>>2833658
GET THESE FUCKING RETARD FOREIGNERS OUT THEY ARE STEALING OUR WOMEN!!!!!!

>>2833587
What did Conan O'Brien do?

>>2833679
>many illegal slums
I forgot you cumskins think watching a video of philippines is the same as visiting our country
Once again the white man is the retarded one here

>>2833733
>absolute trainwreck loser foreigners are able to steal women from filthipinos

>>2833747
Are you trying to say Philippines doesn't really have slums and it's just YouTube videos bullshitting?

>>2833748
>thaincest speaking
Lost to scambodia you incest

>>2833749
Maybe stop looking at philppines "poor areas" and stop jacking off to yourself on how much your country is "better" then ours

>>2833763
I don't jack off to how much better everywhere is than the Philippines.
I jack off to memories of how good Filipino butt feels around my dick.

>>2833615
>read this
>glance up from phone out cafe window
>filipino man in his 30s/40s walks by wearing a jersey
Kek

>>2833747
Are you trying to deny that sprawling squatter slums are not a thing in Philippines? Any moderately populated town or city in this country has illegal squatter slums.

Every few months in the news there is some massive "cleanup" and minor battle of riot police vs squatters as the rich land owners finally gave enough bribes to local politicians for them to mobilize.

Every other month an illegal squatter slum burns down from burning garbage disposal getting out of control.

>>2833658
reading this gave me a half boner

Friend and I are going to Manila. Any recommendations for more local areas on the island? I want to relax on the beach and explore local spots away from coomer tourists after we finish partying the first few nights

Cubabro: Badjaos

We've all seen those people in front of the 7/11 begging for coins. They wear colorful clothing and are usually carrying children......yes, yes, we know them as Badjaos.

Badjaos are transnational, nomadic beggars best known for following you up the street trying to sell you towels and other shit you don't want to buy. They are annoying, but their a staple of Filipino society.

Since I was in the area, I decided to visit their home base. I was curious as to where to all come from. I went to their village in Bato, Leyte. I took a little floating raft behind the Bato public market, and honestly, when I got off it felt like I was in an alternate version of the Philippines.

I never thought I would say this, but Filipinos are clean and orderly people (compared to Badjaos)

They live in these stilt houses above the water, and they piss and shit directly into the water beneath their house. Their is no plumbing, no drainage.....it's quite literally a sewer. It smelt like straight up methane gas.....I was getting a contact high just walking around, something akin to sniffing glue or paint.

It was kinda funny to see the looks on their face, as I'm sure nobody ever goes back there, especially not foreigners. Their mouths were agape, literally EVERYONE staring.

I was kinda tempted to beg them for money, but I wasn't that drunk enough to be an asshole

>>2833873
MereAnon here the Bajaos are part of the Sama-Badjao ethnic group. An nomadic ethnic group found across Southeast Asia.

They originally came from the Borneo, homeland of the Barito languages where they are classed under, which is also the same language used in Madagascar. According to my research Sama-Badjao are the only two non Philippine languages in the Philippines, the other being Chavacano a creole of Mexican Spanish classified under Romance languages. The Sama Badjao's origins lie in Borneo and they ended up in the Philippines as part of being mercenaries for the Sultanates of Malacca, Brunei, and Sulu. Not unlike the role the Luzones had then who were once mercenaries too.

Yeah they're disgusting but they have a unique evolutionary adaptation THO. Sama Badjau have unique spleens that allow them to stay underwater for hours on end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmZJyPwbjFk

>>2833569
Cubabro here...

Safe haven?

What fucking safe haven? Your
"exclusive subdivision"? Your "luxury condominium" (wow so luxury, sanaoil)

Philippines IS safe. I have never felt like a gun or knife was going to be pulled on me, mind you I've WALKED all throughout the Philippines in urban areas, both Cebu and Manila. Places where it's supposed to be "hood" and "many gangster"......but all I've found their is poor people

Filipinos are just beggars at best, and a bunch of sneak thief's at worst. They are so unconfrontational it's hilarious. I can walk anywhere, and nobody challenges my freedom of movement.Simply using common sense security measures is enough to thwart most Filipinos attempts. Don't carry an expensive cellphone, carry only the cash you need for the task at hand, don't advertise your everyone on social media.....that's basically it. Their not gonna stick a gun to your head and force you to the ATM machine (like they would in spicland)

>>2833887
Yes, I noticed they speak a distinct language different from Bisaya.

Supposedly they are Muslim, but I saw no evidence of this.

Also, they were all drinking some alcohol I've never seen before.....kinda looked like ginebra but it was a different brand. 20 pesos only

>>2833770
>Filipino butt
boy or girl?

>>2833894
he didn't specify for a reason, anon

>>2833887
damn that video is insane

>>2833887
>Sama Badjau have unique spleens that allow them to stay underwater for hours on end.
i hope you are talking about a fish here

>>2833970
Cubabro here...

I think he was exaggerating, but they can in fact stay underwater for multiple minutes, far longer than the average human.

If you ever played any of the Elder scrolls games, they are basically like argonians

Adept thieves who can breathe underwater. They are kind of interesting DESU.....of nothing else they are unique

>>2833763
Local pinoy in an "exclusive subdivision" spotted!

>>2833894
>filipino butt
>filipino

anon...

>>2833887
Rare video of cubabro hunting fish smelling pussies

>>2833319
spaniard here, i have 6 days holiday in january (wow) and i want to visit somewhere in eastern europe or asia
Considering several countries, ive noticed the following
>nobody speaks english in vietnam (probably a few on tourist areas and thats it)
>china may not be the most welcoming to foreigners and may jail me arbitrarily
>philippines speaks a mix of their own language with tons of english and some spanish influence, both languages that i already speak

so i was wondering if philippines is a good asian travel destination for somebody who only speaks english and spanish (and a bit of portuguese) so i can communicate with most people

i would specially want to travel somewhere other than europe so i can experience a truly distinct, completelly foreign culture, and also enjoy a completelly different type of food, as opposed to if i travelled to france or germany where the cuisine and the culture arent so drastically different

>>2834108
you can go to zamboanga and just speak spanish

>>2834108
>truly distinct, completelly foreign culture, and also enjoy a completelly different type of food,
food is crap. culture is mostly catholic

>>2834113
sounds great
>>2834116
>food is crap.
i dont believe you
>culture is mostly catholic
you're telling me that if i travel thousands of kilometers from spain to philippines the culture is gonna be the same just because they have catholics?

>>2834117
it's different enough. if not for religion, for everything else.

food is mostly pork, chicken and rice. dont expect a lot of vegetables.
foreigners mostly complain about their food, but i like it. at least i dont see anything wrong with it.

>>2834117
80% of the Filipino food is just a bunch of Spanish dishes. Spanish food is shit DESU.

>>2834123
>>2834122
can you show me what the common philippino staple dishes are? i assume there was some spanish influence but theres no way the entire philippino cuisine is what we have in spain
>>2834123
>Spanish food is shit DESU.
i think its some of the best in europe, not that different from portuguese or french obviously

>>2834124
Adobe (adobar), Kaldereta, Mechado, Afritada, Longganisa and etc.

Really depends on which area you go. some are mostly chinese, some spanish, or whatever nation was occupying that part of the island during that time.

>>2834125
>adobo
thats what we call BBQ sauce in Spain
>Kaldereta, Mechado, Afritada
have no idea what these means. Kaldereta means pot, and "afritada" sounds like "fried stuff"
>longanisa
thats a pink-ish sausage, very juicy

Spanish Anon!

Philippines, would be Spain's mirror except in Asia, and poorer.

Both Philippines and Spain are contact zones between Christianity and Islam and both nations are deeply Catholic.

Zamboanga is nice, Desu, they speak Chabacano, a Creole language of Mexican Spanish that's 70% Spanish in vocabulary. They have Mosques (Masjids) and Churches (Iglesias) side by side with each other.

It sorta feels like Southern Spain, Andalusia, except Southeast Asian.

>>2834127
>Mexican Spanish
Do they have Aztech ancestors out there?

>>2834124
Anon as a filipino that fucker has no idea what filipino food he's mostly mentioning tagalog food which has vegetables meals too like sinagang and lumpiang sariwa if you want real filipino food get bicolano food or moro food they put seasoning and have tons of veggie meals

Daily reminder tagalog slop is not filipino its latinx mix which Chinese food
Cumskins are so fucking dum when it comes to visiting philippines
Just go outside of metro manila and you can get great local food

>>2834116
>the nigga only visits metro manila
Mate that's tagalog food are you that fucking new???

>>2834131
Yes, Mexicans and Peruvians came to Zamboanga.

Mexicans...


https://drive.google.com/file/d/1KF4XEDgWFTlgrd8qIXyf4cuFcVBvczfI/view?usp=drivesdk

Peruvians...

"SECOND BOOK OF THE SECOND PART OF THE CONQUESTS OF THE FILIPINAS ISLANDS, AND CHRONICLE OF THE RELIGIOUS OF OUR FATHER, ST. AUGUSTINE" (Zamboanga City History) "He (Governor Don Sebastían Hurtado de Corcuera) brought a great reënforcement of soldiers, many of them from Perú, as he made his voyage to Acapulco from that kingdom."

http://www.zamboanga.com/html/history_1634_moro_attacks.htm

>>2834135
>tagalog
aren't they the majority?

>>2834135
Muttlanders are not familiar with the concept of a country containing distinct ethnic groups in different regions.

>>2834133
The food in Laoag was pretty good. They have some kickass night markets there. Otherwise I found the town to be quite devoid of charm, like most populated places in the Philippines. There's one 1600s church next to a busy road, and that's about it.
>>2834132
At this point I think I'd choose Sumatra over Mindanao.

>>2833658
Age?

lmfao at the foodposting
the food isn't different per region, they just have different names for the same shit

>>2834285
its different you stupid mutt tard
Again muttamericans are illternate and really retarded

>>2834286
an extra vegetable in the soup doesn't make it diffferent

>>2834288
>keeps making a scene
Were you like this as a child?
Always crying at the public while your embrassing your parents fucking christ do you have any self respect for yourself Jesus....

>>2834285
>>2834288
There's places outside of metro manila mate why don't you go outside of your comfort zone?

>>2834292
>>2834293

>filipino can't handle the truth

why are all of you like this?

I'm Australian you dumb cunt americans are really retarded huh?

Just ignore him that stupid faggot is so insufferable
The posts of his just prove that faggot has never been to the Philippines at all

>>2834132
Well truth be told this so called fucker keeps insisting that he's right. Why are mutt latinx americans like this? The world doesn't revolve around them I'm amusing he's trolling?

Have any of you tourist visited a philippine bakery there actually pretty good

>>2834302
pan de manila

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>>2834302
I went to a few but they were all quite poor tasting. Even the ones that looked nice inside. Stopped when I came across a review that made me rethink trusting Philippines bakery hygiene.

Just the thought of some fat Filipino sweating into the dough was enough to make me stop exploring such establishments.
>filthypeens

>>2834305
look man, you know very well thats probably 90% of filipino kitchens
and we're still here
it's not like in the west were any better

>>2834308
And indians are still here and there too it doesn't mean their hygiene is acceptable.
Take a bath sir. Put on some gloves.

>>2834305
>>2834307
Filipino bakeries are a raffle or lottery you get good dough or shit dough
If you want to get consistent filipino bread try pan de manila chain.
I have some white friends who say they just go here to get good pandesal or ube bread since its gonna be chaotic finding a good local bakery for them

Do any of you cumskins just use google and search up "where are the best filipino bakeries" and then look at some of them?
I swear something so simple yet none of you use at all

>>2834315
i ask my kind filipino friends in these threads

>>2834315
Or, even better, ChatGPT. Hard to rival a personalized PhD-level intelligence doing the research for you.

I don't know why us Filipinos are obsessed with basketball. Another football superstar, Dro Fernandez just wowed Sports fans recently with his epic skills. Not to mention the Philippines gave Spain, Paulino Alcantara the "Net-breaker" a football Hall-of-famer. Yet, instead of focusing on football, Flips are obsessed with basketball.

>>2834351
i had the same thoughts. but i guess every euro or sudaca has the same ones when they come to ph.
you have endurance & speed & skills. football is the cheapest sport you can play. you just need 1 ball and some improvised goals.
no, let's pick the sport that requires the only thing you dont have.

>>2834355
you need a cancha to play football. with basketball much less space is needed. and philippines is all slum so they don't have space

Cubabro: Slow trek to Tacloban

Departed BadjaoTown (Bato Leyte)

Got on random bus......Davao metro shuttle headed for Sogod. 45 minute ride

Arrived to Sogod town, situated at the mouth of Sogod bay, in South Central Leyte.

Milled around town for a bit, tried to negotiate a ride north but felt they were trying to rip me off, so I started a slow trek north on foot. Reached the main north/south highway of Leyte and received a ride from trike driver which took me to the outer barangay of sogod. Proceeded on foot for 2 hours through a mountainous highway until I reached barangay Pancho Villa. Lots of roadwork was happening on this road, and there were several areas which looked effected by a landslide. At this point the fog was extremely heavy, and it was actually quite cool. Realizing that I wouldn't be able to make it to any major town on foot before sunset, I asked for a ride from a local gay boy. He drove me to Agas Agas bridge, which I proceeded to cross on foot, and continued on for another hour or so before I hailed down a tuktuk, which took me all the the way to the terminal of the town of Mahpahlag. I ate a cheap pizza under the protection of the terminal (it was pouring rain), then boarded another tuktuk along with a bunch of giggling high school girls, bound for the "crossing", or the T shaped intersection half way between BayBay town and Abuyog town.

At the crossing I was lucky enough to find an airport taxi driver from Tacloban who was headed back in the direction of Tacloban, so I got a more comfortable ride at a cheaper price. I alighted along the highway in Abuyog town in the pouring rain. Found a trike into the town proper and asked a local tambay for directions to a lodge. Found accomodation at the "habitat budget inn"......a lodging house for locals. It was a very Spartan room consisting of a bed, a desk, and an electric fan, along with a shared bathroom. Couldn't complain for 300 pesos. I took a shower, and then got drunk at 7/11.

>>2834476
The lodging house was family run by an elderly couple and decently maintained. They advertised monthly rates of 2500 pesos, with access to a shared kitchen. Their was a lot of young women milling around.......honestly if it was 6 years ago I might of just stayed their for a month cooking chicken adobo and hitting on all the college girls, but I had to move on.

After a few hours sleep, I woke and trekked back to the highway and got a van to Tacloban. 120 pesos. I alighted next the to the incarnate word hospital, and walked to the MCdo to use the bathroom. Grabbed a quick snack and saw a girl who honestly hypnotized me with her beauty. I snapped myself out of it, and continued on along the road, turning down Pilar street. Got another cheap room for 400 pesos and roamed around the downtown for a bit. Got a trike and we rode back and forth across the san juanico bridge (it's only 1 way?!?). Went back to the downtown and had lunch. Took a brief rest and shower, then went to the waterfront next to downtown.

>>2834477
>going back and forth down a one way bridge
Based.

Sounds comfy.

>>2834476
Try moro food when you get to marawi its really fucking food

*good

>>2834527
Kek, I thought it was a new buzzword from /ck/ or something, similar to how (everyone) says "kino".
>that resturant was seriously food

>>2834574
Nta but that sounds like a catchy term

>>2834122
Filipino food is a big part of why the people are so lazy and low-energy. Yeah it has plenty of grease and umami to please your taste buds, but nutritionally it is trash, and eating nothing but cheap food will leave your gut irritated and inflamed. Same with the sugar-laden beverages sold on the street for 10 pesos. They taste awesome at first, but after some time you begin to crave some real fruit juice.

If you're already an unhealthy person with shit habits, the Philippines isn't gonna bother you much. Live on Red Horse and lumpia, whatever.

>>2834351
No room for soccer fields in the slums...but every slum I visited had a basketball court full of rowdy kids.

>>2834643
>this nigga keeps insisting tagalog food is only filipinos eat
You are a nigger simple as
We actually eat way healthy food we just don't want to share it to you white niggers unless you really insist well to put it simply we want to see you get fucking fat and bloated like the pigs you are :3

Why are filipinos so secretly like to gatekeep us from stuff that is actually good about their country why would they want to purposely give us the short end of the stick?
I have never seen this in any country.

>>2834735
It's just a coping mechanism. He's trying to make it seem like some super secret epic meals are out there when it's really not so great. Doing this because having something hide, even if it's bullshit, allows him to feel some parts of his life are exclusive and you can't get it.
This is bullshit because literally everyone who goes to the Philippines knows most people there are fat and bloated like pigs and they eat the garbage food that's supposedly shoveled out to foreigners just to make them fat and bloated.
Most Filipino food available looks like shit because it is shit and he's just trying to make it look like it's on purpose to spite the foreigners, despite the locals being the ones eating that shit at those places.

>>2834314
>I have some white friends who say they just go here to get good pandesal or ube bread
Things no white person has ever said or done.

>>2834735
every culture gatekeeps the good shit. it's a way to keep their women from being stolen from foreigners and their local resources like housing and food from being depleted by foreigners.

>>2834770
True but filipinos have no culture, so I don't really see that happening very much.

Rather, what filipinos think they are 'gatekeeping' is so cringe or so tacky, that no foreigner wants anything to do with it anyways or they would experience unsustainable levels of second hand embarrassment.

The only 'gatekeeping' I ever experienced in philippines were by foreign cartels either koreans or chinese, sequestering their experiences from being fucked with by white men who would probably tell on them for various activities they engaged in.

The japanese setups in ermita were very welcoming, however, maybe because they were having a big downturn in japanese tourism.

>daddy I need money
>cannot baby, you need to get a job
>daddy send me money now
>cannot baby, I'm not sending anything
>huhu why you hate me now
>daddy send me money or I go police
>ok baby enjoy send me a picture when you're there
(5 minutes pass)
>daddy please I need money now
>daddy please I need you now
>I need money now daddy

meth is a helluva drug

>>2834761
>>2834772
>mutt nigger is projecting when his country is a fucked mix country
>mutt merica doesnt thailand, malaysia singapore and indonesia have more fatties then us and his country is the fattest of them all.
Mutts are just so fucking pretentious this faggot never been to the philiippines at all what a fucking nigger lol that's why your country is a nigger worshipping shithole kek

>>2834769
you people are like coming new ways of autism and all of you are adventurous so yes you people are "special"

>>2834776
>>2834799
Come on lads, let's not turn /trv/ into /pol2/.

>>2834804
Blame the mutt he's been going at it since a week now
His posts are philippines has no good food when he just only visits metro manila or never been to phillpines at all
Clearly he's a nigger am I not wrong?

>>2834816
More than one person has been posting about that lol

>>2834818
>trying so hard to impersonate while its clearly just samefagging
Sigh.... Its all so tiresome with you why are you like this?

>>2834816
>>2834818
>>2834820
Why don't we try and make the general a decent place rather than raging about random shit? Cough up some links, put together a decent OP, and let's curate this shit, ffs.

It's all so tiresome.

>>2834820
>it's totally impossible multiple people would make the same observations

>>2834909
Links to what? The only site you need in Philippines is pinalove or tinder. Nothing else is worth it there.

>>2834953
there's lots of great places to visit in the philipines. what about Palawan or Siargao?

Update on the kid situation
Despite the DNA tests revealing the child isn't mine, the baby mom found somebody to help her sue me anyways under some sort of "abuse to women" law.

Tl;dr I was supporting her for so long that they are going to try and say it's criminal for me to cut her off suddenly, and that I had de-facto accepted responsibility for the child as it's father, so I owe it to her to continue.

They rushed to file paperwork and even my lawyer was surprised by how speedy they had it done. They also filed a request with immigration for a hold on my visa exit approval pending the results of the case, so they are literally trying to hold me hostage in this shithole.

>>2834989
lol imagine being trapped in the phillippines

>>2834989
Lmao you poor bastard

>>2834993
they are fishing for a payout and then will drop the case, is what my lawyer suspects
will probably demand 6 months of "support" up front and then have a barangay sign off on the results and drop everything

what's actually going to happen is her male family members are going to start developing broken limbs and concussions until she fucks off

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>>2834989
Holy fuck LMAO

>>2835000
what's actually going to happen is her male family members are going to start developing broken limbs and concussions until she fucks off
Giga based supreme Chad. Unreal.
>I had de-facto accepted responsibility for the child as it's father
But then you found out you aren't the father. Assumption of motive now invalid.

>Baby daddy 1
>pignay 0
Game over hehehe

>the good
Teen pussy
>the great
Ladyboys
>the awesome
Departures at the airport

Those scammy cunts even made me weigh my bag and waste money and time checking it because it was too heavy.
Leaving a different airport? They gave no fucks what it weighed since it fit in the metal compartment size checker thing. Same airline.
Cutie pie little Muslim women are based and filthipinos are cringe. This abuse and exploitation is inexcusable.
Never forgive, never forget.

>>2834989
we've been saying this for years

I developed a fetish for Filipinos ever since I found out that they're the only Asians with Latino ancestry. Unique among all Asians, for that.

>>2834989
The mouth of strange women is a deep pit...

>>2834989
That's so fucked... what r u going to do?

>>2835050
Just chill I guess. I'd rather negotiate a settlement than do a lengthy court battle. The cunt knows she fucked up and knows its over, but somebody I'm not sure who is funding her legal bullshit.

I really hate this situation. I was very attached to the kid and thought she was my daughter for years. I'm fuckkng heartbroken and full of rage and hate at everyone including myself for falling for this shit and being roped in.

I suspect her family knew considering how they all seemed perfectly prepared for this day to arrive.

>>2835116
They got you good... feel sorry for the little girl as well shes not going to have a chance with them. wait until the legal stuff is over before you do anything back to the family

>I need money right now and you are the ONLY one who can help me

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A few observations from a guy who’s lived in flipland for a few years.

Best to think of flips as Monkeys. Smart monkeys for sure, but still monkeys. If a monkey does something stupid - you shouldn’t get mad it. Train it correctly, and it will be capable of most menial tasks.
But sometimes a monkey needs a smack in the mouth to remind it who’s the lower primate.
Keep an olive branch (red horse) in one hand, and a sword (righteous White anger) in the other - and don’t be afraid to use either one. Being friendly goes a long way - but never let them disrespect you.

Stay way from other foreigners. I came here to fuck teenagers, just like every other white dude, but I hide my degeneracy and appear normal and well-adjusted. Most expats are not like this. They are mostly creepy and weird (losers back home) - and it makes sense to avoid them. I have a few expat friends, even a few white women. But they’re normal, working people with normal lives and family’s. Thy just happen to be in SEA for work or school or whatever. Any expat you meet here without a job, is likely a piece of shit.

Back to the monkey comparison - Filipinos are just not on our level. I certainly don’t think of my Filipena girlfriends as equals. Good lord. LMAO. At best they are helpful, brainless little retards who love to fuck and need a guiding hand to help them navigate life.
I have no reason to interact with Filipeno men, and only do so when forced into it. (Bank teller, shopping, etc).

Really, the best thing Philippines could do is become a vassel state to the USA.
White men have been colonizing and conquering these people since time immemorial. Ruling over brown jungle savages is our birthright. Things worked fine in Philippines when white people were in charge. Actually at this point, Flipland is probably too far gone - and no sane 1st world country would want to deal with a nation of 115 million regards.

>>2835318
Every time I've tried to befriend another man either filipino or foreigner like me in this country I have wound up regretting it.

Hello, latinx here. Am going to Japan again soon, but am thinking about visiting Manila for a bit. Philippines is a third world like my home country, are taxis safe there? Was thinking if going from airport to my hotel I’d take a taxi instead of the bus. Anything else I should look out for as a newbie? Was only thinking yo stay for like three days to get my pp wet desu

where do all the 18yo pinays hang out at? The college girls like to hang out in groups which is my kryptonite I do better 1v1 and the ones on the app are just scamming

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>>2835318
why are so many white supremacists also open pedophiles?

>I am not like these other lbh expat creeps
travels to third world country to fuck children, because grown women with developed frontal lobes won't come near him
>my "gfs" are not on my level
yeah cause they are children you fucking freak loser lmao

>>2835483
download grab app and use only that in manila
they're safe, but they'll try to squeeze few extra pesos out of you

>>2835342
Why

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>>2835116
they were livin high on the hog for years and they ain't about to let that cash cow go runnin out the barn

>>2835639
Because you're all losers.

>>2835645
But I love you...

>>2835638
Oh so its like Uber, do I need a phone number to verify or something? Do SEAgirls use tinder and bumble there too?

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>>2833319
Cubabro, how do i avoid getting kidnapped in Mindanao?

>>2835746
By not going to Mindanao

>>2835779
is davao safe?

>>2835788
yes, i was there for like 3 months from june to september and it's fine. no different than any other city.
i also went through all the neighboring provinces and it's just like the rest of the ph, but with military checkpoints.

even if you go to muslim areas, i really doubt you'd be kidnapped just like that.

>>2835798
thanks anon

Where do Latinos stand in the SEA hierarchy?

>>2835318
Its so weird to see guys that cant get white women brag about being white

Filipino food isn't oily, sugar, and salty
You are eating tagalog food aka you only visit metro manila.
Records show bicol and moro food surpassing thai and viet food from foreigners.
White people have no idea what is the meaning of different enthic groups because of their low education

>>2835834
Other Southeast Asians haven't encountered a single Latino in their whole lives. Filipinos have historical Latino ancestry from Mexicans and Peruvians sent to the Philippines in Spanish times, but they are mostly clueless about their Latino origins and are mostly assimilated to the larger Filipino population.

>>2835483
Philippines is just as poor and Catholic as Latin America so you would fit right in. If you really want to go somewhere in the Philippines which can pass as Latin America, go to Zamboanga City; where they still mostly speak a Spanish Creole language based off Mexican-Spanish that's still 70% Spanish in vocabulary.

>>2835916
>Philippines is just as poor and Catholic as Latin America
No cartels and gore videos tho here in Philippines so not really like latin america

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>>2835017
>>2835834
>>2835483

If you people want to see Latinx/Latino and Hispanic people in the Philippines just look at this table of where they mostly are.

It's taken from the Wiki pages about Spanish Filipinos and Mexican Filipinos.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Filipinos#Colonial_statistics

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_settlement_in_the_Philippines#History

Their main scholarly Reference are these...

For the Spanish-Fiipino populations and the areas they settled.

This Book: "Estadismo de las islas Filipinas"

Part 1
http://www.xeniaeditrice.it/zu%C3%B1igaIocrpdf.pdf

(Page 539)

Part 2
https://ia601608.us.archive.org/10/items/bub_gb_ElhFAAAAYAAJ_2/bub_gb_ElhFAAAAYAAJ.pdf

(Pages: 31, 54, and 113)

For the Mexican-Fiipino populations and the areas they settled.

Convicts or Conquistadors?

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1KF4XEDgWFTlgrd8qIXyf4cuFcVBvczfI/view?usp=sharing

(Page 109)

You're welcome, happy travelling!

Cubabro: Slow trek to Tacloban (cont)

I walked around downtown Tacloban in the evening. I had some mozzarella sticks and a margarita pitcher at the dream cafe.....decent for 600 pesos....then I went to Guissepes, which honestly looks the part of a proper Italian fine dining restaurant complete with good service, but I found the food simply "meh"....had 2 cocktails and some al dente ravioli for 1200 pesos. Stroller back to the lodge and some tricycle drivers offered me "I find you nice lady"......yea, no thanks. I called off the night in one of those Filipino karaoke bars, singing my go to song, "wonderwall". Went to the room and slept.

Woke up the next morning and proceeded to the van terminal. Had to wait 1 hour for the van to fill up, and we finally left bound for Ormoc..

I got off along the highway in Cariaga town. Got a picture of Cariaga bay.....made it from bay to bay, north to south. Headed back to the terminal and found a lone jeep bound for LEYTE, LEYTE. Had to wait an hour, and we finally took off with only me and an elderly lady for a lonely trip along the coast of Cariaga bay. Halfway through, the lady got off at an elementary school and just looked at me and pointed at her 50kg bag of rice. Somehow I was drafted onto delivering a 50kg bag of rice to some random provincial elementary school....side quest completed. We finally got to Leyte, Leyte (can't get more Leyte than that) without picking up a single passenger.

Milled around the terminal and ate some popcorn and a mango shake for 50 pesos, than got in an empty van bound for Naval city in Biliran province.

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>>2835955
Naval.....it's actually low-key a place I could see someone wanting to stay. It's not ever talked about, it's out the way, but it's a town of decent size. They have Jollibee, they have mcdo, they have hotels, they have a department store.....and they apparently have a big university with a GANG of college girls walking around town. They come from the surrounding towns to study at the University and live in boarding houses....people ask "where's a hidden gem".....I'll spoil it for you, sorry Filipinos, it's Naval, Biliran

Anyways, I didn't stick around that long, and went to the port and brought a ticket to Maripipi island for 300 pesos.

Got on a rickety old rust backet "joselito express" for a BEAUTIFUL sunset cruise around Biliran, to the north. Arrived at nightfall to Maripipi, and was directed by a man on the boat to a local pension house "Brian Claire". He said I was the only tourist on the island....He also invited me for breakfast the next morning.

Checked into the pension house then went back to the town center, where I was called into the "provincial government satellite office" to get drunk with some local official's. Called it a night around 9pm.

Woke up around 6, and sure enough the man from the boat was there to pick me up. He took me to his beach front home and fed me Argentina corned beef and eggs. He was an educated Filipino, works for some NGO doing peacekeeping missions....honestly it was kinda weird having a conversation about geopolitics In such a remote island, but I'll take what I can get. He was a super nice guy, I just think he is used to talking to people of a certain level of intelligence, and not the very simple "villagers".

Maripipi is SUPER nice, but also SUPER boring. It's a perfect circle, with a road going along the perimeter of the island, and mountain in the middle. Theirs a beach on the north shore (pic related), and some islands of it's western coast which are picturesque but with really nothing on them.....

>>2835959
I was tempted to go to the deserted island, but for 1500 pesos, and considering I was by myself, I passed. It would be a nice place for a romantic getaway though.

I hiked and jogged a few hours around Maripipi....I was fucking beat with the change of elevations (I'm a fat ass, but I do attempt exercise from time to time).

I went back to pension house, ordered a pizza (literally the only food for sale om the island outside of canned goods), and fell asleep to a podcast about lost media.

Woke up at 4am and caught the sunrise cruise back to Naval. Ate breakfast then hopped in a van to Ormoc city..

>>2835959
>they apparently have a big university with a GANG of college girls walking around town. They come from the surrounding towns to study at the University and live in boarding houses
You reckon might be worth a stay for Bible lessons?

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>>2834735
Mama will spend hours lovingly cooking up a delicious feast for her family, but she would never think of cooking the same food for customers at a restaurant. The customers are stuck with cheap slop like picrel (served at 5:45 AM in Pasay, kek)
>>2835342
Debasing yourself for the sake of human company is never worth it in the long run. Drinking only leads to ruin, and in the Philippines almost all adult socializing involves drinking.
>>2835580
>*roastie screeching intensifies*

>>2835959
Whoa, someone in /PHG/ is actually going places and posting about it? Holy shit, /trv/ is saved!

Naval looks pleasantly rustic, like a village rather than a slum. Lots of fruits and veggies for sale on the town streets. But how are you going to cook anything good when your budget room doesn't have a kitchen?

Man, I can't wait to be back on the move again like this. A night here, a night there...wander around, meet randoms and explore at your own leisure.

>>2836090
Cubabro here..

The budget room I stayed at (not in Biliran , but I'm Abuyog) did have a shared kitchen.

These places are colloquially called "boarding houses" or "lodging houses". A simple private room would probably cost you 50-$100 depending on if it's fan only or aircon. These places are mostly used by students studying at local universities, or transient workers from the province. Rarely would you see a foreigner there, but I'm sure they'll welcome your money

They are absolutely not advertised on the internet.....no agoda or booking.com type site will have these listed. You have to be a real (trvller), and go to these smaller towns and simply ask around, old school, word of mouth style.

I felt like I was playing Shenmue 2 lol, hanging around a port, asking:

>Hello sir, I'm looking for the nearest 7/11
>Hello maam, where is the nearest lodge, I am famished from a long days travel, I desire to purchase food and drink

Kek

>>2836126
That's $50-$100 a MONTH.

Per day would be around $6-$7

>>2836090
There's nothing like arriving to a new town, nothing but a backpack, ready to see what they have to offer...kino

Perfect song for the mood

https://youtu.be/WdZ3821-k8Y?si=35OEGvqudX0mDciw

Despite nutting inside my school dropout sleens regularly, none of them are getting pregnant.

>>2836090
Kind of ironic it's the same guy who was posting about the most effective way to get prostitutes.

>Note: Discussions of prostitution or sex tourism are not permitted on /trv/.

Yea, that was literally him, read 4plebs

TRAVEL ADVISORY THAT YOU WONT HEAR ANYWHERE ELSE ABOUT THE PHILIPPINES
>>2836184

>>2835959
>>2835955
very cool

>>2836184
sounds like an STD making you infertile. God is based for smiting you.

what are some interesting animals to watch in Philippines?

Cubabro: Slow trek to Tacloban (cont)

A 2 hour bus ride back into Leyte proper, and I arrived in Ormoc city. The van left me at the Robinsons mall terminal.

Ormoc is another city of decent size that doesn't really get talked about. They have a Robinsons mall, and an SM.....while not as big as their counterparts in Manila or Cebu, it's still a nice convience to have. I caught the matinee showing of the new "Tron" movie at SM and then had some ramen.

I continued on down the street, in search of some accomodation. I came across a small hotel called "Nikos ark". It was a nautical themed hotel/lodge. Room was small, but the queen sized bed took up most of it. The aircon was ice cold, so for 900 pesos I couldn't really complain.

I dropped my bag and continued on foot. It seems like most of the activity in Ormoc is centered around the port/pier. They have boats going to Cebu and other destinations, and a busy bus terminal serving destinations throughout Leyte. Also situated around this area are a few 7/11's, a department store, Mcdos, Jollibee, and a baywalk/malecon.

I just posted up at a corner bakery and got day drunk as I people watched the coming and goings around the port. After sunset, I went to Mcdos and got 2 of the new McSpicy's (I'm a mcfatass), took it to the room, smashed both of them, and then proceeded to get the best sleep ever under the ice cold aircon.

Cubabro: Backpacking tips

1. YOU DO NOT NEED THAT BIG ASS BACKPACK. I laugh when I see these doofy white trustafarians lugging around those humongous backpacks. When I travel, I travel with a backpack no larger then something you would of used to go to school......an airplane personal item..

2. 4 pairs of underwear, 4 pairs of socks, 2 pair of athletic shorts, 1 pair of chino shorts, 2 solid colored long sleeve cotton shirts, 1 polo shirt, 3 tank top undershirts, small ziplock bag of toiletries, a towel, a phone charger. That will fit in a backpack, and that backpack will not overencumber you, and will be small enough to fit into any PUV (public utility vehicle) in the Philippines.

3. Invest in a good quality sling bag. Don't go cheap, trust me. Don't worry about the brand, worry about the quality, and the utility. This a bag is gonna hold: Passport/wallet, Cellphone, power bank, sanitary wipes, sanitary alcohol, a swiss army knife/multi tool, about 5 fathoms of small rope (can be used for many things), 2 or 3 carbiners. This bag does not leave your chest, consider it an extension of your body.

4. As long as your of a normal size, you'll be able to replace your clothing as it becomes worn out.

5. Every town has a laundry service which will do your clothes for a few dollars. In liue of that, you can simply wash your clothes (because it's not much), in a bucket and air-dry them. Washing powder is like 10 pesos, and if you hang the clothes up to dry in the morning, they'll be dry by sunset in the intense Filipino heat.

6. When arriving to a new town, keep in mind that alot of information on google maps is outdated or inaccurate.....word of mouth is king here. I advise asking around at 2 places: The bus/PUV terminal/ Pier OR near the municipal buildings. The town center is colloquially called the "proper" (as in the town proper). Situated around here will usually be some government administration buildings, a park/plaza, and possibly a public wet market.

Philippines smells bad :(

>>2836184
How often are you nutting in them

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Hahaha
Another dork getting btfo

>>2836454
Lmao

>>2836454
i mean, thats what desperation will get you.

>>2836454
Travel advisory bro's reddit post...

>>2836454
reminder that all the philippines haters in this thread are exactly like this guy lol

>>2836497
>if you see the filthipines as the dump it is then you're a desperate loser who dates pignay hags
Pignoy cope

White people look more like pigs then us filipinos
Why are white niggers so fucking retarded lol

>>2836330
I enjoy your posts cubabro... but what are your family doing while youre gallavanting around? Dont they need you at home?

>>2833319
>travel board
>only locals allowed
What?
Go to /int/

>>2836575
Before I leave I make sure to stock the ref with enough food.

Also, we have (really poor) neighbors whom have 5 kids which basically act as our help. My wife has 5 kids from the age of 8-14 to run and do errands for her and entertain my children....of course we occasionally feed them and give them a few pesos here and there, but The only thing she really has to do is cook dinner

Where to fuck high schoolers? Are dating apps useful for it? I wanna irresponsibly breed as many as I can

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Rate the different types of filipinos you can meet and date!

>>2836610
I've never been to Flipland and only come here to jerk it to the stories anons post. But from what I understand, 7/11 and just plain Facebook.

>>2836658
>armenian filipinos
Those are a thing?

>>2836658
I actually met some of the filipinos who have european admixture their very assimalated in the country and ofc rich like they have that filipino accent yet look extremely eurpoean its really weird...

>>2836736
same in all the poor countries
european admixture ones rise to the top

>>2836669
that would be some wild combo

>>2836665
7/11? Like cold approaching them?
>facebook
Lmao

>>2836783
>7/11? Like cold approaching them?

Hi I'm cubabro welcome to Trv, stay awhile,

>>2836669
Amerindians

Native Americans

Bitches who got fucked by cubabro a

Not my personal information service...but what is the DL on digital nomadding in the phils ?

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Cubabro: Limasawa

Decided to take another trip since my wife was going to be celebrating dia de la muerte with her family.

Hopped in a van in badjao town bound for Maasin, Leyte. 1 hour ride, 100 pesos fare

Maasin is another city of decent size. They have a good sized supermarket that can satisfy all your earthly needs which is attached to their terminal, a Jollibee, ferry connections, a small mall. Another hidden gem? Maybe, possibly, who knows. Didn't see any foreigners under the age of 80

Anyways, I continued on by catching a Jeep to Padre burgos on the southern tip of Leyte. I made a brief detour in Padre burgos to check out their beach, Tangkaan. Beautiful white sand, blue water, not crowded and only locals cooking fish and drinking kulafu. Pic related

I proceeded back to the port and asked a gentleman in a cafe (Kyrks cafe)about the passage to Limasawa. He was kind enough to direct me to the boat, and made arrangements with some of his family on the island for me to stay with them, as Limasawa is quite small and the hotels and lodges were fully booked.

I got on a rickety old boat packed to the brim with nothing but Pinoys. Hour later, I arrive at the port of Limasawa, and some kuya calls me over and leads me to a house where I'm met by a nice family who offer me their upstairs room. It's open air, with bamboo walls, no aircon...but the toilet flushes and they have an electric fan, so I make due.

>>2836884


I drop my bag and head off to see where Magellan had the first coom, err, I mean, the first mass in the Philippines (WeWuzKangz) . The grounds of the shrine are actually very well maintained, with a large manicured lawn. I dropped a coin in the wishing well, rung the bell, than climbed up 450 stairs to where Magellan first planted the cross (WeWuzReallyKangz). I reached the peak at sunset, and At this moment, it dawned on me that it was Halloween. I wonder what the native indios thought when they saw me dancing around the cross blasting Mexican narco corridos on Halloween night, but whatever. Went back to the house and cooked some chicken adobo for the family, which they were amazed by..

Yea about that ....I got some really strange looks here. Like mouth agape, stares. I reckon foreigners seldom come here on the account of it being in bumfuck Egypt. Realistically it's about 8 hour away from any international airport....I've only seen Pinoys since I've been here.

But the island itself.....super beautiful. Theirs a large white sand beach, crystal clear blue water along the southeastern coast line...."dakdak beach". They have rooms available facing the ocean...I was quotes 2500 for aircon and 1500 for a fan room. They also serve food at the beach, but boy, lemme tell ya, I ordered a plate of chicken stew and I could've watched the lord of the rings trilogy about three times before the food actually came out...I'm not joking when I say it took 2 fucking hours for a simple plate of food. They didn't even have BEER. WTF kind of beach resort doesn't stock beer ...are they Muslims or some shit, idk, but whatever.

I asked a trike driver to take me to the "lagoon", and he gave me a befuddled look and pondered the question like I was asking him to decide which of his children he would like to sacrifice to Jeffery Epstein. Eventually he agrees, but only for 120 pesos (they told me it was 50)

>>2836888
>>2836888

Also, along the north coast, they have some cool rock formations where you can cliff dive. Basically, a saltwater lagoon. I jumped off the cliff into the lagoon, lost my sunglasses, lost my hair tie. Nobody on this island sells sunglasses, nobody sells hair ties, so now I'm being assualted by both the aun and my hair. Also, GODDAMN that shit is a straight 90 degree climb down the face of a cliff to the main swimming area . Good luck going back up those stairs. Entrance was 35 pesos. They don't have beer, they don't have soft drinks, they don't have food, all they have is bottled water. Bring your own shit and lug it up 90 degree cliff. It's more fun in the Philippines. Pic related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deCRLEEm384
Apparently this is a thing here

>>2836922
Was there. Fuck was it good.

>>2836922
>>2836924
Funny - when P. Burgos is full of people you don’t notice what a disgusting shithole it really is.
But Filling Station, while being just a regular diner, is pretty good by Filipeno standards. I’ve taken a few dates there for a post creampie meal.

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>>2836922

>>2837041
Are those ladyboys?

God damn it I missed out.

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>>2837060
No, pretty sure they weren't pros either.Place was chock full of young 8s in cute outfits. I couldn't believe my eyes

Are you all larping?
I was there for two weeks and came back today. I could not post the whole time because the Philippines was rangebanned.

>>2837124
You were trying to post from hotel WiFi, dumbass
Use your phone's data in order to link your posts to your passport

>>2837076
They always turn out for the big events, but you never see them on a daily basis on the street.

>>2837131
>Use your phone's data in order to link your posts to your passport
Kek now the filthypeens authorities know how much I hated their country, people, and culture lmao I hope they don't ban me. I want to come back some time for study sessions.

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>>2836922
interesting video for showing the actual offering of "beauty" in the philippines. pic is just a random scrub through the video.

>>2837156
10/10 in bong land

>>2837156
lol

>>2837153
Cubabro here..

Theirs these little machines everywhere...

Piso wifi

You simply connect to the network, enter a coin, and connect. They are EVERYWHERE

No need to register your passport

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>>2837156
Girls dressing like whores for a night out is status quo everywhere. Even the fat ones slut it up.
Flip girls take it up a notch tho

>>2837131
I had a globe sim and I did not stay in hotels

>>2837192
>need to find little machines around the neighborhood to make my 4chan posts in secret
>everything else I could do with a VPN on
Fucking 4chan has to block VPN posting. I'm being digitally discriminated against.

>>2837271
Ph has been rangebanned broadly because people use proxies hosted here to post cp

>>2837279
I'll take PisoWifi for 1 peso Alex

40 dollar Chinese smart phone + 1 peso Piso wifi = Profit?!?!

>>2837195
the video is full of grim faces. i can handle skinny fat asian bodies, but the faces are ugly. no other way to put it.

I broke up with my pinay girlfriend of 6 years... We wanted to marry in 3 months. I am sad but it was needed. So sad :( So alone.

Right now I have nobody. No family, no one. I need to try to move on fast, and find someone new. Please help me with this.

I only date to marry and I want to find the right woman to spend my whole life with. She should be young because I can't deal with a non-virgin, at the same time she should be mature. I really want just a plain innocent simple sweet girl. What should I do?

>>2837485
Fuck off

>>2837495
Why?

>>2837133
No I imagine they're in cars, or their barangays. They probably go to clubs outside of Burgos too. I bet the coomers chase them off.
I went in one of their clubs that night and it was full of them, but I was the only whiteboy there.

Cubabro, cebu is drowning. Where are you when your family needs you?

>>2837485
18-19 year old filipinas only want to date rich guys now. Unless you're pulling $3,000/month, you're pretty much out of luck. Look on the bright side anon, 35 year old filipinas will overlook a lot of your flaws and instantly want marriage.

>>2837609
Stop trying to demoralize me, faggot. Aside from that, I earn around 3500€ net per month, but I don't want a gold digger.

>>2837610
>I'm a 35 year old loser with poverty wages and all I want is a young but mature girl who's also a virgin and loves me for me and she's sweet
>no I can't do this in my own country of course
>or anywhere else but the Philippines if even the Philippines
Get a load of this retard lmao

>>2837243
You never once got an open IP with your data signal? Even after clearing cookies and waiting for the timer?

>>2837469
>skinny fat
i.e. triple digit bodycount by the time she's willing to settle for (You)
>ugly faces
Slum-dweller dysgenia on display
>>2837622
Finding your dream bride and taking her from a local suitor is a great way to get kidnapped in Mindanao, come to think of it

Did the jannies nuke that retard thread yet?

Any good stories of knocking up the locals?

>>2837646
Would you like a story of complete and utter failure instead ?

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>>2837156
THAR SHE BLOWS

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>flips are ugly
I don't care what her face looks like. That's not where I put my dick and not what I'm looking at when I'm fucking her.

>>2837690
IDK, impregnating a girl that will have attractive children feels better than knocking up an uggo.

>>2837692
Sounds like not my problem

>fuck some chick who has been hanging around my local 7/11
>her mom calls me screaming at me the next day
>tell her to calm the fuck down and explain what's wrong, thinking I'm in deep shit and she was underage
>no, mom is angry that I fucked her and only gave her 1000 pesos for jollibee, mom thinks it should have been 3000
>this fucking place dude
>consider my options, tell her to eat shit and have a problem with a local in my neighborhood? Pay her off to avoid conflict? Negotiate?
>Yeah, negotiate
>ok look I'll send you extra 1000 today, and next time I see her I'll give her 2000 for short time ok? I can't do 3000.
>ok
What a ridiculous shithole.

>>2837705
kek

>>2837705
lol, like rpg

[Intimidation] Fuck you
[Diplomacy] 1000 today, 1000 next time

>>2837708
So it's safe to assume that woman's daughter has not only been fucking other white dudes, but her mom has known about it for a while?

Filthipinos actively whoring out their daughters is wild.

This is participating in the local culture and thus travel related.

>>2837705
LARP

>>2837681
>>2837705
I got a better one for you.

> Be me in Halloween in Poblacion. Decent looking 30s dude, that works out somewhat.
> Go around checking out all the suddenly very hot Filipinas milling about in all kind of sexy getups. Lots of them non prosties, literally throwing me eyes.
> Decide to go to some dance club.
> Wait in line for like 30 minutes behind some of the cutest brown green eyes spinner filipinas I've seen.
> While waiting outside notice suddenly sandwiched by hot 18-19 yo pinas. Could have been younger. Saw them buy beers and shit later, but the actual cop with an actual gun working as the bouncer outside wasn't checking I.D, so cant be sure.
> Notice pinas behind me take every chance they get to bump into me and feel up my muscles. No one tries to swipe my cash or phone. Friendly 18yo filipinos chat me up and laugh.
> Go inside. Crowd looks 18-25.
> So jam packed everybody is practically constantly pushing against each other
> Not one angry or skeevy drunk looking fucker. Everyone is friendly. Some chick tries to offer me a shot from the pool she buys and drinks with her (I'm assuming) schoolmates.
> Order some tequila shots. First time they rip me off then start charging normal-ish prices
> Space clears up a bit. End up dancing next to hot chicks from line before. Eventually crowd pushes us together. We start chatting.
> Other 18-20 yo filipina from a diff company dancing with her mixed group of friends straight up starts inviting me to talk
> Goes so far as to grab my hand and try to pull me away...
> We talk for 5-10 mins heavy on kino.
> Suddenly spaghetti in my pocket
> Decide cant do it
> Call it a night

I'm thinking of becoming a tripfag. Loseranon should do it.

>>2837757
Lmao incredible ending
Iktfbro

>>2837610
It's not demoralizing, it's legitimately the situation right now. The Philippines has changed. It's not 2013 anymore where you could just show up and pick any 8/10 that you want for as low as $1,000/month. Passport bros fucked up the game by simping out on these women, leading with money, giving them an allowance while they are together, giving them an allowance post break up, and just generally revealing how weak minded easy to fold foreign men are at the sight of filipina pussy. The young girls talk now and are saying they want young fit rich men now, just like every other westernized girl in the world. Old and fat guys are losing badly here now that the young filipinas understand the game.

>but I don't want a gold digger

kek this guy doesn't know. Should I tell him?

>>2836850
>>2836669

Lol Satan digits, it's Amerindians, the Spanish brought Mexicans and Peruvians as colonists to the Philippines too.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_settlement_in_the_Philippines

>>2837764
bitch like you even talk to "young girls" much less know what they think

>flips are ugly
Have you ever seen the filipina actress or how they constantly win miss universe?
Flips aren't ugly you need a mix filipina and she mogs every asian bugmen

>>2837852
>flips are beautiful
Yeah dude the absolute best handful of individuals the country has to offer at its peak is comparable to what you see when you go outside and walk the streets.

>>2837895
What do you do if the high school girl gets pregnant though?

>>2837764
Nothing has changed except you unc.

You got old.

>>2837953
Give her parents 20k pesos and skip town. By the time they are done smoking and drinking the 20k and realize they could/should squeeze you for more, you will be long gone.

>>2837966
This is only necessary in a small town, right? Not a big city, yeah?

Will people think I'm weird when I set my desired age on the dating app to 18-20 when I'm in my late 20s? It's not even about the age, I just don't want a non-virgin, and the younger I go, the higher the chance of virginity. I'm >>2837485 btw

>>2837998
>spent his twenties in a relationship with a filipina
No wonder you sound like a retarded loser. You are one.

>>2837999
die already boomer

>>2837998
>I want to fornicate
>but I want a virgin
Not this bullshit again...

>>2836335
Wearing shorts or tank tops is trashy, but everyone in PH is trashy, so you don't stand out. Go to mainland Asia, and it's a different story. I'd rather have a big enough bag to fit a decent set of clothes, including a cold-weather jacket.
>sling bag
Because I wear real man's pants, I have no problem keeping all that shit in my pockets where it belongs.

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>>2837953
Teenage pregnancy is the norm not the exception in flipland.
If anything, the family will be overjoyed she got pregnant form a white man and not her uncle/local gang member/trike driver.
>>2837966
You’re not wrong. They’ll ask for more than 20k tho.

The key is never to use your real name with thirdies. Keep a fake Facebook/insta profile. Don’t let them have any info that could tie you to your real identity.

>>2837998
>dating app
>virgin
Why are you such a retard my dude?

>>2838043
Have you actually done any of this? Is it tried and true? I want to knock up some fertile locals when I head down there in a month but I don't want to lay awake at night afterwards worrying if they'll hound me one day.

>>2838043
>Don’t let them have any info that could tie you to your real identity
but you do know that this is basically impossible in the age of facial recognition?

unless you literally ONLY have fake profiles
someone will just put your image into one of the many search engines and get your real socials / name

not that it matters in this situation
as they won't have the options to come after you anyway

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>>2838081
>>2838194

Nothing is foolproof - you just do what you can for OPSEC.

I’ll say it again for the newbies :
Do not under any circumstances let thirdies know your true identity. Behind the smiles and easy pussy, they’re jealous and they hate you. They can and will fuck with your life if they think there’s anything in it for them. Or maybe they’ll do it just because it’s a chance to fuck over a white man.
Do you want to explain to your parents why some illiterate foreign teenager is messaging them on Facebook saying “your son make me pregnant and leave me!” ?
Mark my works, you will learn the hard way if you don’t follow my advice.

>>2838335
>that pic
Holy fuck she's hot. Please tell me she's carrying your spawn.

>>2838194
>but you do know that this is basically impossible in the age of facial recognition?

it is trivially easy to have all your existing social media / online presence wiped, you just pay a service to get it done and they will send all the paperwork for you and have everything taken down
$200-500 gets it done in a month.
My face does not exist anywhere on the internet under my real name, and is in no archive.

Davao is the best city of the philippines its literally the safest and most cleanset out of the whole country

just got the clap, wtf anons, I wasn't even fucking hookers or club hoes.

>>2838753
That’s not that bad, 30 days of doxycycline and you’ll be right as rain.

>>2838335
>Do you want to explain to your parents why some illiterate foreign teenager is messaging them on Facebook saying “your son make me pregnant and leave me!” ?
well did you? lol

>>2838669
I've heard that General Santos has become a dangerous shithole with gang crime.
>>2838753
Good for you. Bet she didn't even wash out after the guy before you finished up.

>>2838430
>a service
who did you use?

>>2838780
General Santos is indeed a shithole, and dangerous to boot.
When a white dork tourist shows up, one of 3 things happen
1. The local gangs are made aware of your presence, and you become a target for robbery or kidnapping. Expect to give them all your money or be beaten/killed.
2. The army/police is made aware of your presence, and they will and take you away in order to “protect you” from the local gangs. Expect to pay them a large fee for this protection service.
3. You stay under the radar, or you know the right people. Nothing happens, and you enjoy your stay.

I dated a girl from GS who’s dad and brother were army officers. They told me stories about fighting Muslim terrorists, and finding decapitated bodies of old white boomers who wandered too far off the beaten path. I felt perfectly safe traveling around with them, but they had machine guns so nobody was fucking with us.

>>2838780
>Bet she didn't even wash out after the guy before you finished up
That's disgusting. Do flips really?

>>2837998
If youre white and doing this shit you need to kys

>>2833319
Is Cavite really that crazy or is Tondo worse
Many cases I have been in where the Filipino I was speaking to was from Cavite

>>2838780
>Good for you. Bet she didn't even wash out after the guy before you finished up.
yah fuck you bro

>>2838874
>fuck you bro
She did.

>>2838780
>>2838840
General santos is not part of davao you stupid spics davao city and general santos are different parts of mindanao and govern by different people davao is safe because of durtete.

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In case you retards never saw the philippine map withbits cities here there two different cities
Also general santos city is not even dangerous your talking about marawi or Zamboanga and even then their barely any attacks Mindanao is already majority christian.

>>2838888
nice quads, may bring us luck

yeah, gen santos is alright. i had no problems and i was alone. even hiked the countryside.

zamboanga is alright too. it's a shit town, but you wont get fucking beheaded.
it's just fuck around and find out. but that holds true for every city in the world.

>get a little bit chubby
>filipinas begin hitting on me in public
ok...so what, is it a cultural thing? I feel like a fat piece of shit but these women love it

>>2839008
if you're toned, you're considered a playboy. they're scared of other filipinas. you just cannot be too good looking.
dadbod is the perfection. they think they're safe, but they all think alike. so now you get even more attention.

dont go too fat though.

Past age 21 or 22, most Filipinas are fat. You already intimidate them as a tall, white, rich foreigner. If you’re jacked or super good looking it can work against you.

It’s funny watching the change on their instagrams. From nice and slender in high school, to progressively heavier after they graduate. Also they start having kids early, and that pregnancy weight is hard to lose. Even harder when their diet consists of rice, candy, and sugar-based energy drinks.

>>2839017
That sounds about right. The only time I've seen a foreigner with a local girl that actual made me kind of jealous because she was short, light skinned, slim, tight bodied... And he was this short flabby mulatto skinny fat in a button down shirt.

Vast majority of women would act like I don't exist or stare at me with an angry look on their face and then act like I don't exist.

Ladyboys though love a tall thin fit man.

>>2839107
Ladyboys are homosexual men cross dressing for masculine male attention, so that makes sense.

>>2838335
>Living on literal dirt
>Still has an apple watch though
Which foreigner simp paid for this?

>>2839176
She's pretty fucking hot. I'd knock her up, given the chance.

>>2839176
its a chink knockoff, everything flips wear is chink knockoffs made out of poisonous chemical leeching plastic, which is part of the reason they are so fucking retarded and fat

babytrapped anon here with an update

>legally secured exit clearance from the country so I can leave whenever I want
>however:
>because I announced the child at the US embassy and have my name on the birth certificate, the child is "legally" mine until I go through the process of DNA testing and sending to state department to have the child removed as a US citizen
>this means the child is technically a US citizen UNTIL the process is complete, and the child is legally mine UNTIL the process has been concluded, which can take awhile and has lots of expensive hoops to jump through
>so the lawyers of the mom are seeking US child support as well as PH child support until I can legally disown the child
>legally disowning the child can be done fairly quickly in PH and already did the DNA tests for it and its out at the lab
>my lawyer tells me they already contacted the state I am supposedly a resident of (haven't lived there in years but w/e)
>found out who was supporting the legal fund of the woman and her family, and of course its some fucking BOOMER ngo piece of shit
>have to stay put and work through the embassy for now, may take up to 6 months for everything
>the hope is that I can get flip legal paternity sorted out and then prove to the state department that it means I was a victim of a scam and they won't assist these faggots with trying to extract US state child support from me


tl;dr If you intend to take responsibility for a baby in this retard infested shithole, get a DNA test first and under no circumstances put your name on the birth certificate until you have proof its yours 100%, and actually want to deal with filipino vermin turning you into a paypig.

>>2839233
godspeed anon
hope it works out for you quickly

>>2839233
>they know they're pulling you
>this goes on for years
>they contact US government and state
>gibs me dat money
Holy fuck cuckanon.
I guess that's one way to make it more fun in the Philippines.

>>2839233
So... you won't have to pay anything then after that? Except the time wasted

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brossssss

>>2839233
>BOOMER ngo piece of shit
name it

>>2839892
sweet drinks are for children

>>2833319
I'm going to davao city next month. I know stepping out of davao city is dangerous but what about Marilog district? It's still technically davao city but it's 2 hours away. Should I avoid? I want to stay at SeaClouds Mountain View Resort

>>2840360
>SeaClouds Mountain View
i was there, it's great. enjoy.

>Davao
nobody will do shit. i cant tell you how it's like at 3am in weird parts of town, but downtown, during the day/evening, it's fine.

>>2833475
Palawan > Cebu / Boracay
But also more expensive

But if you don't care about nature, and you just want to have to have sex with horny college girls, stick to BGC

>>2840571
>horny college girls
Knocked any up?

>>2840466
thanks anon

>>2840622
Badoo or just talk to girls hanging out around 7/11s.

>local girl keeps coming around. Texts me randomly, then shows up with surprisingly good homemade food. We eat and fuck. I give her a couple of crisp 1000 peso bills, and send her off full of cum and adobo.
>Come to find out her mother has been supplying the cooked meals - and the girl shares some of the $$ I pay her with mom.
>Local girls sister texts me out of the blue. Sister tells me she’s coming over with some food since local girl isn’t feeling well.
>She arrives, we eat and fuck. She explains that her mom has become dependent on the $$ from her sister (local girl). When local girl got sick, mom told her to come and fuck me instead.
> So essentially, mom is pimping out both her daughters to me while also acting as my personal chef.
Oh Philippines.

>>2840766
Women don't know what they want or what there doing. You're a predator attacking the innocent.

>>2840766
Full story? How did you get her?

>>2840772
Hmm yeah I suppose I was imagining it every time she messaged me first asking to come over

Holy shit Angeles has fallen off. What a fucking dump! Full of Indians now also, jesus.
Hadn't been since before covid and and stopped by. Place is DONE done.
>85% fat women at the bars
>those not fat simped for and sequestered all night in groups
>Indians fucking everywhere
>all the night clubs situations where the only attractive women work there as hostesses to sell drinks
>beggers and scamming expired medication sellers everywhere, every corner every step of the way
>tons of fags prancing around in dresses

Has never been this bad. There was always a nugget of gold to be found in the shit, but not this time.

Just one massive steaming shitlog all the way through propped up by retired boomers too far gone and settled to pack up and go elsewhere, and the Korean money lauderers with their shitty empty bars.

Bunch of huge unfinished abandoned buildings looming also, since apparently chinks building them just vanished during covid and never came back.

>>2836658
>6 Million
That's why Filipinos with European Admixture are non-existent.

>>2840766
>she has been using a fake ID
I'm unbelievably jealous.

>>2840839
why are you jealous of indians sirs

>>2840766
>announces that yes she does intend to make it my problem
What did she say?

>>2839233
Loser

>>2840839
Saw a video of what the White Orchid hotel was like a decade ago when it hosted the bikini contests, all those skinny sexy fuck meats lined up for you to choose and have delivered to your room… now its just some normal boring shitty hotel where families go, this entire’s country brothel culture is dead, only slumees are left if you have a way to communicate with them.. yet even they are slowly dwindling due to online simps
>captcha TWAT4

these mofos doing roofing in flipflops
i got kicked of the construction site one time for not having safety harness properly attached
it's so much easier in the ph

>>2841558
Life is cheap in the Philippines

>>2841558
Cubabro here...

That's what I love about the Philippines....you can really just freestyle it and no one gets in your way. No HOA, no traffic cops writing tickets for not using your turn signal, no Karen's finger waggling..

>>2833319
>negativity will result in immediate permaban and blacklisting

BUY AN AD!!!!

you are not allowed to advertise your tourism shit here for free.

im gonna start my travel log here, since you fuckers dont write anything

day 7, bulacan province
made it out of manila, too many people for me.
made friends with old lady in carinderia coz i left a hefty 5pesos tip now two times in a row.
she said i can't do this and gave me lumpia.
her daughter is working there too, but she does not look me in the eyes and just mumbling something through the mask.
too bad im not staying for longer, lady might offer me her daughters hand soon enough.
staying for few more days here just doing nothing.

>>2841831
Pussies in this general think if they tell about the girl's hair color they're gonna get doxed for child support.

Reading this thread makes me feel vindicated. I've been working on a little something. Let's call it my thesis. What I've learned from nearly 12 years spent living in the Philippines distilled into a few posts dumped on the end of a dying thread.

Listen up dipshits. Most of what you have heard about interracial relationships in the Philippines is a lie. A fantasy. Tall tales told by boomers on benders emptying their wallets to bang whores. This doesn't mean you can't find dates or that the whole scene here has dried up. It just means that if you believe the lies you're going to waste your time and money. Both are finite resources. Even if you are a millionaire you can never get your fucking time back so don't be retarded. Let's start with the hard numbers, us tourists and residents:

>The current population of the Philippines is 117,076,580
>Immigration Data (2024):
>A more current figure is the 153,651 foreigners who participated in the 2024 annual report
>The Philippines recorded approximately 5.9 million foreign tourist arrivals in 2024
Still think you're going to come here and take all the women and there will be none left for the local men? Lmao you are delusional. When it comes to numbers alone us foreigners can't fuck em all. Then you also have to imagine the same few ran through whores fucking all those tourist arrivals, grim. Let's face it, if you're only coming here for 1-2 weeks at a time you're not going to learn anything about the local culture or really get to meet girls. You're just gonna bang whores. It is what it is.

Next I am going to propose a game. Go to dateinasia.com. It's ground zero for SEA women looking for foreigners. You can browse without making an account. Filter by age range and gender to your personal preference and set location to the Philippines. Now look at every profile on the first page.

Count how many of them say has children: yes

I already know what you're gonna say.
>but anon that's old fashioned! all the girls use badoo and tinder now! I can pay money to swap my location and get 50 bazillion matches!
Lmao and do what with them? Find a Western Union girlfriend? Those apps aren't explicitly for girls to meet foreigners so there's no way she's not talking to other people, pinoy or foreign, who are on the ground. At least most of the girls on DIA are upfront about wanting an actual relationship with a foreigner.

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>>2842457
Now my own results when it came to this little game. I looked at 50 girls profiles aged 18 to 27. 15 out of 50 directly state they are single moms. So 30% of them directly tell you this. I'd bet it's closer to 50% in actuality. This is further proof of my idea that most of these girls are just desperate and looking for a way out. JBW sex fantasy meet reality. Besides that just look at them. Do most of these look like top tier women to you? Even if you find one that's kinda cute as soon as you click on her profile the red flags are right there on full display. If they aren't you're going to find out about them when you start talking to her.

So what advice can I give you if you actually want to come here? Don't get someone who was looking for you. Find someone who never even thought of dating a foreigner and surprise her. Or fuck slum rats and go out sad. It's your life not mine.

Also one last thing. Nothing has changed. Zero. Zip. Zilch. If you think a girl that wants to take your money and give you nothing in return being able to get it over gcash instead of meeting you face to face is soooooo much of a turn for the worse you were always going to get scammed anyway. All the whores are ugly now and 6/10s can make money from simps on Telegram instead :( I'm going to cry my little boomer eyes out! You are old, you are fat, and every day your bloated future corpse remains on this earth a little bit more of your dignity erodes.

>>2842467
>You are old, you are fat, and every day your bloated future corpse remains on this earth a little bit more of your dignity erodes.
Fucking glorious line. Poetry. Sheer poetry.

>>2842552
Any website or app that exists to connect pinays with foreigners is going to be the same. If you are the one being hunted that is what the hunters look like. Free data also isn't as big of a deal as it once was either. Province girls can walk up to the piso wifi in the sari sari store adjacent to their house and put in a couple of coins then access the entire internet. The Facebook/Viber era is already dead. This is the TikTok/X/Telegram era. These mfs crying about the declining quality of hookers don't know what an alter account is, they don't know what a walker is, even funnier they don't know that pinoys are paying these girls more than they ever did. Why would they want to settle for a cut of a barfine when they could get more and keep it all?

So that leaves the "decent pinays" you mentioned. Sure they exist but how would you even know what decent is if you aren't here to see it? Trying to hit up random girls on Facebook isn't going to cut it. If you don't know what she's actually like. If you can't see how her family lives and how they react when a white man suddenly shows up. Most importantly if you talking to her every day changes her behavior and she starts to feel entitled and see you as a provider, asking for money before you're even together in the flesh. Well you're just going to get into the same stupid cycle just taking the long route instead of the short one.

I think it's time for some more truth nukes. The pathetic and sorry state of /phg/ is in desperate need of intervention.

I see you. "Girls only want guys with lots of money now!" They always did, retard. I read the posts in these threads for years. People talking about how BGC, Makati, or Cebu is sex paradise and how they expect to have a rotating cast of 18 year olds still in high school coming to their "luxury" condos for years to come. Welcome to reality dickheads. You came to a third world country to escape a first world dating pool. You insisted in staying in enclaves surrounded by other people like you ensuring that they become your competition. As the internet opened the floodgates and other opportunities to mix romance, sex, and finance presented themselves to these girls your dating pool dwindled. Thus you replicated the very situation you were trying to escape! I tried to warn people here but they insisted I'm just slumming it while they fucked girls 3 other people on the same floor as them fucked before they did.

Now you idiots are writing eulogies for the whole Philippines "scene", lmao your problem was even trying to become a part of this "scene" to begin with. You're not much different than the mongers crying that the age of 2000 peso barfines has long since passed.

So enough blackpills. Here's an idea for you idiots. How about you stop trying to play cosmopolitan expat: budget edition and start exploring. Have you considered going to PITX and taking the overnight bus to Bicol? I bet most of you have probably never experienced anything like it. I've done long haul flights always in economy, turbulent flights on cramped CRJs, hell I've even taken a Greyhound bus down the entire east coast of the US. I know what suffering while traveling is like. This is different.

Imagine flying down zig zagging bumpy roads in a bus with a shitty suspension. Imagine being tossed back and forth more than the worst turbulence you ever experienced on a plane would ever do to you, but somehow the majority of the other passengers are sleeping through it! When you finally arrive your entire body is sore and you can barely walk straight.

But what do you get for making this trip? Well look around, the scenery is beautiful. People in this thread kept saying this country is such a shithole. I don't think they made it very far past any of the most famous cities. They say the food here is so bad but the food I had there was excellent. Don't get me started on the girls either and the situation totally changes when you're the only person with a white face around. I'm not sure why you idiots insist on going where you outnumber brown people if you really think you're going to mog them so hard. It's going to be harder to try to mog other whites don't you think?

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>>2842552
>It also doesn't have free data, so simple girls won't be browsing it.
I also want to explore this for a minute. I mentioned the piso wifis that are already entrenched. Let's talk about the future. A future that's already here for many people in the Philippines. "Unli" 5G data. Smart and Globe both offer this. Just like the old bullshit "unli" promos they throttle your ass if you go above 3-4GB of usage while registered to it. But they only throttle you down to like 5-10mbit. This is enough for social media, YouTube, sending explicit videos on telegram so simps will pay you... The future is now old man. Even lots of small towns have 5G coverage and it's excellent in urban areas.