[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/trv/ - Travel

Name
Options
Comment
Verification
4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
File
  • Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.
  • Maximum file size allowed is 8192 KB.
  • Images greater than 10000x10000 pixels are not allowed.

08/21/20New boards added: /vrpg/, /vmg/, /vst/ and /vm/
05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
[Hide] [Show All]


[Advertise on 4chan]


For real Filipinos only edition

Hello po. If you are interested in visiting the Philippines, please post within this thread and ask questions for us. This is not a thread to discuss sexual conquests or anything of the like, as that is off-topic to the discussion of traveling to and living in the great country of the Philippines, and besides it is immoral behavior.
>>
>>2859530
>this is not a thread to
Nope, this is a democratic attention economy. You don’t get direct what people want to talk talk about in regards to the Philippines.

I’ll spare your thread from getting torpedoed. Oh the things I could post.

Have a nice day :)
>>
>>2859530
Thanks for the suggestion but this is now a thread about dating qt filipinas. Post about
>Best spots to get a gf/wife
>Managing filipina's child like behavior
>Places to live with your filipina
>>
>>2859550
Lmao you bodied that speech policing dork.
>>2859551
Outside Manila that's for sure. Anyone exposed to NCR is rotten to their core. That goes for her family too. If she has sister or auntie working in the big city forget it.

Tough to do but not impossible. Look for an established family with their own business in a small or medium sized town. If you want a real relationship go to church.
>managing behavior
Don't simp for her too much. Western romance is all simping. Make her work for your attention in turn. Attraction should be reciprocated, if she isn't all over you then dump her and find a pinay who actually likes you.
>where to live
Don't isolate your pinay from her family or she will go crazy. Expect to send her home often for events and birthdays and etc. If you live too far away and she misses out she will have a mental breakdown. Same town but different subdivision, maybe 1 town over.

You can also dump her with her family if you need some alone time.
>>
>that awkward moment when you take your girl out with her friends you never met before
>but it turns out you did meet two of them before, and more than once.
I may be in danger.
>>
>>2859550
No po. You and your ilk will not ruin another /phg/ thread, which is a thread meant for Filipinos to explain to incoming visitors anything they would like to know about our country, and answer questions. You can leave and be spared.
>>
REMINDER that all discussion of sexual conquest/sex tourism is OFF TOPIC.
>>
>>2859530
Thread ruined with the ugly ass ai slop image
>>
>>2859571
Cubabro here ..

I've had unprotected sex without over 100 pinays, most of which have been hookers from the slums. I've gotten gonorrhea twice. I've been to most tourist spots in the country, but nothing compares to slumming it up in lapu lapu city. I've fought tambays, pulled out knives on live streaming niggers, killed ducks, chased crusty boomers up the street, meet the mayor, had 2 kids, galavanted in both the slums and five star hotels, went to sinulog and got A1 pussy everytime, I dressed my daughter up as Santo Nino as walked around the church with a Hindu idol, I've been through a typhoon, I've popped cherries, I've smoked shabu with a bunch of smelly warays, I've jumped off a waterfall, I've uncovered a human trafficking ring, I've banged some rich old Filipino lady in the bar that she owned, I've scouted out the entire island of Cebu, by myself, posted on 4chan, free of charge


Get the fuck off my thread you Malaysian nigger
>>
>>2859591
And now you're in some cold distant land. Go post there po and stop posting off-topic in our Filipino thread.
>>
File: markup_19311.png (45 KB, 498x288)
45 KB
45 KB PNG
>>2859591
Are you mentally disabled?
>>
>>2859591
>I've had unprotected sex without over 100 pinays, most of which have been hookers from the slums. I've gotten gonorrhea twice. I've been to most tourist spots in the country, but nothing compares to slumming it up in lapu lapu city. I've fought tambays, pulled out knives on live streaming niggers, killed ducks, chased crusty boomers up the street, meet the mayor, had 2 kids, galavanted in both the slums and five star hotels, went to sinulog and got A1 pussy everytime, I dressed my daughter up as Santo Nino as walked around the church with a Hindu idol, I've been through a typhoon, I've popped cherries, I've smoked shabu with a bunch of smelly warays, I've jumped off a waterfall, I've uncovered a human trafficking ring, I've banged some rich old Filipino lady in the bar that she owned, I've scouted out the entire island of Cebu, by myself, posted on 4chan, free of charge
What audience do you think this is for? Because you sound like a fucking spastic.
>>
>>2859591
>killed ducks, chased crusty boomers up the street, meet the mayor
Read this aloud like a downs syndrome with a lisp.
>>
>>2859591
Holy based
>>2859600
Cringe
>>2859602
Cringe
>>
>>2859591
>I've had unprotected sex without over 100 pinays
>I've gotten gonorrhea twice
>chased crusty boomers up the street
>killed ducks
>I've jumped off a waterfall
Honestly, that's it? That's a list of cool shit you've done?
You jumped off a waterfall huh? Wow. And you ran after some old people? Whew! Amazing. You forgot to mention you samefag on 4chan when everyone laughs at you
>>2859613
>>
>>2859617
Cubabro posts actual content and stories in these threads. You post nothing except seethe and angst. Cubabro is objectively much more valuable than whatever you offer.
>>
>>2859621
>You post nothing except seethe and angst
How do you know what I post, cubabro? I don't namefag and samefag like you. Stop embarrassing yourself, little guy. Take a break from the internet.
>>
>>2859591
Cubabro is... the most interesting man in the world
>>
>>2859591
The problem with namefagging is when you say something goofy like this it sticks to your name. 4chan is an anonymous board because it gives people greater freedom to speak because our speech is not tied to reputation. Say something dumb and literally post something 10 minutes later and nobody knows who it is. The value is the content in the moment.
>>
>>2859627
He jumped off a waterfall. What was he thinking!?
>>
Cubabro: Cozy Minimum Security Jail (Filipinos seethes)

Life is cozy. I am in a desolate outpost in the Alaskan Arctic tundra. I wake up around 7pm and eat a breakfast usually consisting of steak a d salad with fresh vegetables. I lounge around the jail (they call it a call) for a few hours, reading books or listening to podcasts. Occasionally I'll still the communal fridge with drinks, maybe give a sweep and mop, then sit back down for another 2 hours. Around midnight, I'll chop up some pineapples and melons, throw them in a tray, and then go take a nap for another 2 hours. I'll wake up, maybe eat some ice cream, then play ps5 for an hour or so with some of the other inmates. At 4 am we serve breakfast. It's a jail breakfast cooked in an industrial setting...we just throw some sausage and bacon in the oven, scramble some eggs, and let the niggers serve themselves. At 7:40 am, we throw the leftovers out and wash the plates. All in all I work about 3 hours a day. After "work", I go to the gym and hit the weights, shower, and lay down to a movie. For all of this hard work, I'm compensated $8000 dollars a month. It's absolutely absurd if you ask me, because the hardest part a out this job is trying to stay awake and not eat to many ice cream sandwiches. I'm paid like a Filipino doctor, but all I do is put bottled water in a refrigerator, it makes absolutely no sense. Yea, it's boring, and basically like jail, but I've already been to jail and last I remember they didn't pay me.

I could stay here for a year for free and easily and make a handsome sum. I'm tired of the Philippines already, I played it out, it's like playing the same game you already beat 10 times. Of course, I'll revisit the game, because it's my favorite, but for now I'm just enjoying this life hack I've discovered. I miss the boat life though, definitely more exciting, but I also enjoy getting paid, what in Filipino standards is a stupidly inflated amount of money just to be a lazy nigger
>>
>>2859638
Cubabro: Cozy Minimum Security Jail (Filipinos seethes)

Life is cozy. I am in a desolate outpost in the Alaskan Arctic tundra. I wake up around 7pm and eat a breakfast usually consisting of steak and salad with fresh vegetables. I lounge around the jail (they call it a camp) for a few hours, reading books or listening to podcasts. Occasionally I'll fill the communal fridge with drinks, maybe give a sweep and mop, then sit back down for another 2 hours. Around midnight, I'll chop up some pineapples and melons, throw them in a tray, and then go take a nap for another 2 hours. I'll wake up, maybe eat some ice cream, then play ps5 for an hour or so with some of the other inmates. At 4 am we serve breakfast. It's a jail breakfast cooked in an industrial setting...we just throw some sausage and bacon in the oven, scramble some eggs, and let the niggers serve themselves. At 7:40 am, we throw the leftovers out and wash the plates. All in all I work about 3 hours a day. After "work", I go to the gym and hit the weights, shower, and lay down to a movie. For all of this hard work, I'm compensated $8000 dollars a month. It's absolutely absurd if you ask me, because the hardest part a out this job is trying to stay awake and not eat to many ice cream sandwiches. I'm paid like a Filipino doctor, but all I do is put bottled water in a refrigerator, it makes absolutely no sense. Yea, it's boring, and basically like jail, but I've already been to jail and last I remember they didn't pay me.

I could stay here for a year for free and easily and make a handsome sum. I'm tired of the Philippines already, I played it out, it's like playing the same game you already beat 10 times. Of course, I'll revisit the game, because it's my favorite, but for now I'm just enjoying this life hack I've discovered. I miss the boat life though, definitely more exciting, but I also enjoy getting paid, what in Filipino standards is a stupidly inflated amount of money just to be a lazy nigger
>>
>>2859628
Cubabro here...

I've said plenty of wild shit throughout the years, none of which I care about because who the hell knows who cubabro actually is, and some of which I don't remember because I was drunk AF when I composed it. I do like to go back and read it though for a chuckle....easier to do it with a nametag rather then scrolling through 300 replies on a thread

Are you satisfied with my explanation Mr Kuya 4chan attorney?
>>
>>2859617
Can you list some even SEMI interesting things you've experienced or done.

And, no, lurking on an expat/traveller thread and seething while sitting in a Starbucks drinking a strawberry lemonade is not interesting

Nigger, I've been around the world, 360 degrees on your ass, did it with style, did it like a nigger to!

Even if you're a rich Pinoy, you'll never match my hustle, never match my drive, never match my moxy and poise. I can stand anywhere in this world, you're some fucking normie who can't outside of your gated "exclusive subdivision"
>>
>>2859640
>I've said plenty of wild shit throughout the years, none of which I care about because who the hell knows who cubabro actually is, and some of which I don't remember because I was drunk AF when I composed it. I do like to go back and read it though for a chuckle....easier
You go back through 4chan archives and read your old posts and marvel at how "wild" and funny they are? Holy narcissistic cringe.
>>
>>2859641
>Nigger, I've been around the world, 360 degrees on your ass
I'm anonymous here retard. What are you bashing anything on?
>Even if you're a rich Pinoy, you'll never match my hustle, never match my drive, never match my moxy and poise. I can stand anywhere in this world, you're some fucking normie who can't outside of your gated "exclusive subdivision"
Holy fuck you're corny. I'm Irish, retard.
>>
>>2859641
>Can you list some even SEMI interesting things you've experienced or done
Jumped off a waterfall. Chased an old man up a street.
>>
>>2859642
If I was truly narcissist, I would go full Filipino politician and start organizing rice giveaways just to film them for clout. I'd be a Pinoy baiter, talking everyone how great Jolibee is ( secret, it ain't that fucking good (it's aight tho) )

In actuality, IRL, I'm quite reserved and low-key. I don't even have many pictures of myself, I focus on those around me, not myself. Narcissm is a trait found in great numbers in Pinoy zoomers.
>>
>>2859643
Pinoy spotted.

Only Pinoys say :

Bash
Bashers
Bashing

Learn more lingo junjun
>>
Btw, The only Filipinos I approve of in this thread are:

Mereanon
Sir Rex
Grace Poe
Antonio Trillianes
The magdalo group

Everybody else, please go away
>>
>>2859646
>I'm not a narcissist
>In actuality, IRL, I'm quite reserved and low-key. I don't even have many pictures of myself, I focus on those around me, not myself. Narcissm is a trait found in great numbers in Pinoy zoomers
Proceeds to inform how he's actually really cool
Your IQ is so low cubatard kek
>>
>>2859645
Kek
>>
>>2859650
>Btw, The only Filipinos I approve of in this thread are:
>Mereanon
>Sir Rex
>Grace Poe
>Antonio Trillianes
>The magdalo group
>Everybody else, please go away
Retard club of namefags
>>
File: IMG_20260202_102324.jpg (72 KB, 720x1077)
72 KB
72 KB JPG
>>2859651
I banged these 2 at the same time, they gave me gonorrhea, I had to go to Ace medical and get an intramuscular shot, it was painful, but it was a fun and character building experience

Take care pan face and good luck on your pussy peddling gonorrhea adventure
>>
Wow this thread got derailed in record time KEK
>>
>>2859530
why is everyone in the philippines so angry and depressed now?

why are there scammers and thieves around every corner?

here's a doozy for you: why the hell is the total talking amount at like 30% of what it used to be. i could not even have conversations when i was there except with my ONE friend on average, and this is in stark contrast to my previous 12 years' travel there.......... why are people talking less?

similar question: why can't women hold conversation anymore? it's like i'm talking to a rotten american woman now.
>>
>>2859591
>, I dressed my daughter up as Santo Nino as walked around the church with a Hindu idol
this sounds like mental illness. every time someone pulls stunts in a church, they're usually under jewish influence, who are genetically predisposed to schizophrenia, so you shouldn't be taking cues from them or even paying attention to them if you can swing it.

>>2859571
i have panic attacks when i think about driving down the street there and seeing formerly filled-out venues either empty or having some bare minimum remainder of people there that look like their minds are never present in the moment, and i don't even want to think about interacting with them because it's just going to piss me off.

it's going to take me a year or 2 at least to detox my nervous system of the trauma i went through last time i was in the philippines just 7 months ago. i am being serious when i say it was the worst emotional experience of my life.

i have a question though. why are there so many STDs in the philippines now and why to people refuse free treatment for them?
>>
>>2859654
god those girls are gross
>>
>>2859660
Flips are the ugliest SE asians by a country mile.
>>
>>2859654
>they gave me gonorrhea
The getting ghonorea accomplishment again. Do you want a gold star sticker? You're like the down syndrome of degenerate loserdom.
Can you show us a picture of the old men you chased after up a street too? Are they also physically disabled like these two?
Do you have your gonorrhea test framed? You could just walk around the village saying
>I got gonorrhea I got gonorrhea
>>
Anons on this board:
>I started a successful business abroad
>I drove from the UK to Mongolia
>I hitchhiked across Africa
>Worked in Iraq and Myanmar
Cubadowns:
>>2859600
>I got gonorrhea
>I chase old man up da street
>I meet da mayor!
>I fall off waterfall
>>
>>2859654
You're getting cooked in the thread so you highlight again you got gonorrhea. From this.
>>
>>2859723
>>2859721
Lololol
That's actually pretty funny.
>>
cubafag is the /phg/ lolcow who doesn't realize he's a lolcow
>>
>>2859656
Everything about their country and themselves is pretty much trash and they know it. It's plastered all over everywhere that the only thing that country produces is whores.

Walking around Filipino cities is like walking through a rundown zoo. The animals on display are severely stressed and their living conditions deplorable.

>>2859659
I recently got the urge to go back to Philippines and see it again.
I think this feeling is best ignored though. I cannot subject myself to the stresses of that environment again yet. I need more recovery.

I have also since noticed how many Filipinos there are around other parts of SEA. They're escaping and working as freelancers.
>>
>>2859591
sounds like bottom barrel nigger behaviour 2bh
>>
Cubabro is based because he actually shares stories.

Angry whiny Filipinos or failed sex tourists who stopped having fun have nothing to add.

The country is a dump so there are limited things to do, don't be surprised when discussion revolves around those things.

And attention actual filipinos: we don't want your input. We consider you incompetent bystanders at best. Never an active participant in what we are doing or want to be doing.

The most we want from a filipino is to be driven from point a to b, or have our food delivered. Not life, dating, or tourism advice. I don't want to hear where a filipino man thinks is good, because you are wrong about everything, literally.

So so basically, this is not actually a thread where you have valuable input. You just wind up seething or coping or trying to argue like a woman. No reason to be here.

Leave the foreigners to their foreigner things, go back to /int/ or wherever. We can only co-exist if we do not get in each other's business, and you know that.
>>
You know how you can begin to have a positive relationship with foreigners?

Stop littering. Stop spitting. Stop pissing on the side of the street like a dog.

If those behaviors end I may see the filipino male as a human being and not an animal, but I see it every day, so your kind remains firmly in "disregard as subhuman" status.

Yes, I am asking you to fix the culture for all 110 or whatever million Filipinos before I treat you like a human being. Those are my conditions.

If they are not acceptable then stop trying to get my attention or engagement.
>>
>>2859591
Imagine if you died and this was your life's accomplishments lol
>>
>>2859750
>Cubabro is based
You sound and reddit space just like cubabro. What an odd coincidence.
>>
>>2859757
I am white unlike cubabro(and you). Once again you have made a pointless argumentative shitpost that contributes nothing.

There is no such thing as "reddit spacing", unless you use and are familiar with reddit. I do not have a reddit account, don't have it installed on my phone and don't browse it so line breaks don't trigger me. Pointing out "reddit spacing" outs you as a chronic reddit browser, and constitutes a self-own.
>>
>>2859750
>failed sex tourists who stopped having fun
I feel like I'm being attacked.
>>
>>2859764
>Umm. What's reddit? Never heard of it. I guess you must use it a lot!
Ok. Add to the samefag coincidences that you're a low IQ lolcow like cubatard
>>
>>2859764
>I am white unlike cubabro
>>2859766
>By the way, if you were wondering why I took so long to reply it's because
Lmao. So you ARE cubabro samefagging. As if we couldn't tell. Hilariously low IQ. I love it
>>
Cubabro L after L. Cannot post anything without an L easter egg inside.
>>
>be me. Had a brief work stint in PH a year ago.
>back home, parents are getting new countertops installed
>Filipino works crew shows up. They all have lisps. When they speak it’s overtly expressive and feminine. A couple of them film a ticktok dance in the driveway. They squeal and giggle like little girls.
>I’m concerned, until the white foreman shows up. He takes command the flips snap to work.
>mom pulls me aside, confused, and asks “are the workers all gay? Are they…retarded? Why are they acting like that?”
>explain to mom that’s just how Filipeno “men” are.
>“They’re not all gay mom. Maybe the skinny one with the earring, but the rest are straight. They just act like retarded fags. It’s how they are”.
>mom smacks my arm and tells me to be polite. But later she remarks how unmasculine they seemed.
“Anon those boys were very nice, but I’ve never seen men giggle and prance like that. Almost like gay little kids. They were so…queer. Are other Filipinos you met like that?”
>tell mom most of those “boys” were 30+, and not much smarter than her golden retriever.
Mom rolls her eyes, “well, they did a good job moving all the granite around”.
>>
>>2859770
Post mom's feet
>>
Does anyone who posts here regularly actually live in the Philippines?
>be me
>earned enough in my wagie USA job to retire to the Ph for life
>met the perfect submissive provincial filipina pre-move after a lengthy (1 month) screening process
>told her we were moving in together in cebu, she agreed
>have been here a month now and life is amazing
>live in a $450/mo luxury condo, fuck this tight 8-9/10 filipina 4-7 times a day
>slowly exploring the local barangay, checking out malls, etc.
>she cooks amazingly well, so haven't needed to spend much on restaurants, etc.
>life is good
Crazy to think that some people toil away spending their wages on funko pops or whatever the fuck instead of investing and leveraging their western salaries to retire here.
>>
>>2859788
Cubabro here...

How long you've been in the Philippines? If it's less than a year, you're still in the honeymoon phase. You're probably looking at things through rose tinted glasses, and that's fine, but trust me, after a while, the initial novelty of being in the Philippines, a tropical paradise ripe with fresh young pussy, will wear off and you'll realize that you are in fact, in the Philippines, a developing country populated with extremely corrupt people with room temperature IQ's (most of them , not all of them)

Philippines is really only ideal for boomers. They can leverage their retirements against crushing poverty to gain access to young women they would otherwise be unable to get. That's really the only upside of the Philippines at the moment, because everything else is worse than all the surrounding countries, let alone America, unobjectively

If you're under the age of 50, you'll eventually crave something different, but don't worry, like Rick James said

>ONE THING BOUT THE GHETTO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO HURRY, IT'LL BE THERE TOMORROW, SO DON'T YOU WORRY
>>
Cubabro here...

I will not entertain any samefagging allegations.

I have posted here for many years. Some quality content, many more shitposts, but never the less I would like to think that I contribute to this thread, for whatever that's worth (nothing).

Sometimes, people find what I write perhaps a bit entertaining.....maybe insightful ...other times unhinged...so maybe I've gained a small reputation on this here Slovakian mountain skiing forum, and people will comment using my name, sometimes defending me

I declare that I have not, nor ever will samefag. I take the compliments with the criticism, same same.

>So anyway, I met this big booty 18 year old in front of 7/11 eating 40 peso ice cream, feeling a bit bold and buzzed from the 17 san mig lights, I made my approach
>>
>shitbrown incels mass report the white man piping down some pinay pussy
but of course, all you have is your grasping attempts at totalitarianism, and brown nepotism among the mods

you are vermin, and you cannot exist without state (mod) protection, always remember that you exist because somebody protects you
>>
>>2859790
>I will not entertain any samefagging allegations
Lmao. You've been caught, retard. Also, not reading all that
>>
>>2859790
Fucking kek. You deleted it! Caught red handed.
>>2859768
Do you only post here to shoot yourself in the foot and look more retarded? Every post gets worse. You seem to have the same IQ as tardguard. You guys should meet up.
>>
File: images (26).jpg (54 KB, 600x450)
54 KB
54 KB JPG
>>2859790
>Sometimes, people find what I write perhaps a bit entertaining.....maybe insightful ...other times unhinged...
>>
Cubabro, can you make just one post where you don't look like a total fucking idiot
>>
>>2859791
Keep crying po. We won. You got banned.
>>
File: images.jpg (19 KB, 407x405)
19 KB
19 KB JPG
>>2859794
Forced meme is forced
>>
>>2859801
>Please don't make me a down syndrome meme
>>
Cubabro: An ABeRAGE Encounter

Back in the day, I was walking around the Ayala mall in Cebu .I originally went to buy mario kart for for the Nintendo switch at datablitz, but I was feeling hungry, so I ducked into Kenny Rogers roasters to get a nice hot plate of goyslop.

As I was eating my ribs and macaroni salad, I noticed a girl staring at me from the corner of my eye. I turned to make eye contact and she smiled at me without breaking eye contact.

Well niggers, that's the only affirmation I need, so I approached her with the typical small talk. She was receptive and reciprocating my energy, so I got her FB and promised to shoot her a message.

I set up a date for later that week, and I met her again at Ayala mall. We had breakfast at the dessert factory, and she was adamant about paying. She was a call center girl from Bohol and lived in a boarding house nearby. She was extremely fit, she did hyrox and CrossFit and jogged and shit. She said she dated a German guy before (always the Germans and Scandis), but he went back to his country. We drank a beer at a convience store in front of the mandarin hotel, and then we parted ways with plans for a date on the weekend.

Weekend came, and she took a taxi all the way to my back alley apartment in Basak lapu lapu. I immediately whipped out a Scrabble board and challenged her to a game. I destroyed her at Scrabble while Showtime was playing in the background, and after I beat her at Scrabble, I took her to my bedroom and gorilla fucked her and ejaculated on her face. Afterwards we walked to the grandmall Basak and she brought me Pizza. I sent her home and that was the last time I ever saw her.

She's in Germany now, with the same guy who she said she broke up.

Thanks for the pizza fritz.
>>
>>2859790
>for whatever that's worth (nothing).
Hearty chuckle while I was eating.
>>
>>2859803
>I met a girl and did the SEX!
I've been an expat for over 20 years. You just have an ordinary, mundane life of any sexpat in Udon or Cebu. The lowest tier incels of /trv/ probably like this slop though. But I only see you samefagging support for yourself. Have people bored of your generic sex stories? Has trv's turbo losers moved to SEA gooner TG channels? You're kind of dancing like a monkey to no audience here.
>>
>>2859803
I like these posts.
They seem candid and they're funny.
>>
>>2859807
>I like these posts.
>They seem candid and they're funny.
Such an organic post
>>
>>2859797
>Cubabro, can you make just one post where you don't look like a total fucking idiot
no
>>
>>2859806
>lowest tier incels of /trv/ probably like this slop though
Yeah it's amusing. Gets me glimpses of lives different from my own.

>Has trv's turbo losers moved to SEA gooner TG channels
Yeah most of them I think. I'm too asocial, asexual, and generally dull so far to bother yet.
>>
>>2859807
They're neither.
>>
I've noticed a shift in shitbrown shitposting across 4chan recently. Rather than even making an attempt at witty comebacks, they just deny reality and supplant their own convenient fantasy where they are the clever detective or hero of the encounter. Then they just run with it like a bit, forever.

I suppose its easier than trying to engage in banter when you have 90iq, but it is disappointing.

There was this general hope among basically all of civilization that adoption of technology would lead to higher intelligence worldwide. The opposite has happened though. Too much screentime has turned all the shitbrowns into even more aggressively retarded subhumans who struggle to communicate, and so here we are.

With a pair(?) of idiots patting themselves on the back over inventing yet another brown fantasy, rather than contending with the mundane, totally trivial, banal possibility of there being two shitposters instead of just one.

Cubabro is his own person, I am my own person. The shitbrown imbecile believes he is clever for calling 'samefag' just because two different people insult him. It's sad.

The future is shitbrown fantasy. Thanks to AI, the shitbrown no longer needs wit or creativity. His idea of how something should be, can be generated for him instantly. He needs interactions with other people to feel that way also. Expect some sort of 'layer' system for social media to emerge in the next couple of years, where we have AI agents interacting with other AI agents, then presenting a convenient, self-satisfying outcome for anything, tailor made for the hyperfragile brownoid ego.

So imagine human -> agent ~ agent <- human. The humans will never directly talk to each other, but will correspond with their agent, who will negotiate with another agent. In this way, the shitbrown will be shielded from all human interaction where his idiot nature or lack of wit and creativity will be revealed.

Count on it.
>>
>>2859814
Maybe to you. You don't know how empty some of our lives are.
>>
>>2859815
Not reading all that but there's been some pretty funny banter on this thread. None of it from cubabro though. Maybe he's a bit of an easy target but it's still funny
>>
>>2859819
I think cubabro likes the attention. The whole thread about him, even if everyone thinks he's a spastic
>>
>>2859808
The shitbrown recoils when something contradicts his worldview. It must be fake! He exclaims. Nobody is allowed to contradict me.
That is literally illegal!
>report
Oh yes, he mashed that report at lightning speed. Count on it. All contradictions represent an attack on his perspective, and therefore an ego.
The shitbrown trembles with rage that anyone would dare.
>The internet is for validating me! These vermin need to get with the program!

-ALL- dissent is a personal attack. The shitbrown 'short king' lives in a world where only he can be correct at all times. There is no possibility he doesn't understand something, or failed to perceive something. The shitbrown is the hero in all his gacha games (as long as he swipes enough). The button always makes him win. The bing-bing wahoo always happens when he pushes it.

So when real people don't bing-bing wahoo for him on command, he takes it personally. And it's report time.

And you know what? He can count on the shitbrown moderation staff to back him up, so he's not entirely in the wrong. He's been coddled lately, by other skinnyfat pot bellied brown men who will never reproduce outside of an arranged marriage, who have formed a cabal of sorts. They collaborate to support each other and make their 'brownpod' where they are always king, a reality.

This pseudo digital totalitarian fantasy is in its infancy, but it is a blueprint for what is coming. However, it is not sustainable with victims, who will eventually get tired of the treatment and kill them.

So, the fantasy scenario of 'everyone is always right' and agent to agent negotiation, will become a thing. Platform AI's may even help users experience 'winning' a debate or internet argument, with their own tailored experience with something resembling permanency, as long as they are logged in.

As the world becomes more short, more fragile, more brown, and more retarded, technology will become tailored for these needs.
>>
>>2859821
You wrote all that because someone wrote 4 words? Precisely zero people will read all that you fucking nonce
>>
>>2859816
Legitimate /trv/ and /phg/ users find cubabro entertaining, and we know this is true because they interact with him and ask him questions and shitpost back and forth.

You are not a legitimate user, clearly, because you only seek to disrupt and attention seek. You have nothing of value to add except your pitiful fucking confusion that nobody specifically come to you asking you how you wish to be entertained and catered to.

You are a screen zombie. When you can't flick something away with a finger movement, you become absolutely and instantly livid.

A screen zombie who just watches and consumes, and if something doesn't entertain him enough, he leaves a nasty little useless comment to try and hurt the creator.

The brownoid believes his attention is priceless. After all, why would the screen try to hold his attention so badly, if it wasn't valuable?

It stands to reason that anything that does not cater to him, and does not hold his attention, must be evil/bad/wrong. Comment.

Report.

Alert the browncabal. The content is not to my liking. Examine it for defects and remove it.

Drooling, fat, brown, imbecile angry at his screen because the little men inside of it aren't saying what he wants or conforming to his demented worldview.

Report. Report. How dare they.

This dipshit lobotomized monkey wouldn't last a day in the wild, but here we are, reclining on a foam pad, slurping down sugar water, getting angry at his screen because it isn't being sufficiently agreeable.
>browncabal! save me! I am being cyber bullied!

and they will, here they come now
>>
>>2859824
Oh look another huge post defending cubabro in cubabro's prose and style and reddit spacing just hours after he got caught red-handed samefagging support for himself
>>2859793
>>
>>2859822
The shitbrown recoils when he sees a casual expression of creativity and effort.

He already lives in a world where he cannot comprehend such things existing. He uses AI, he says a prompt, and words or images emerge to entertain him. In his mind he thinks 'I made that'.

Then he encounters something in the real world, where a real person caused words to emerge under their own effort, and the shitbrown believes it is black magic.

He cannot comprehend it. He is so fucking bewildered, he uses a completely contextually inappropriate word to express his rage
>nonce!
>you're an nonce! You made the words somehow! n-nonce!
It's the worse word he can think of, due to his recent social programming.

In essence, it is his ward against evil. Against the seeming supernatural of a human being that can make words appear.

Imagine, if you will, a short fat brown man clutching a religious symbol and trying to ward off a vampire.
>Nonce!
>nonce!!!!

He doesn't realize the monster already consumed his brain, and the monster isn't the creature in front of him. He's done already. "Cooked", as they say these days.
>>
>>2859826
Let's see how easy we can trigger this retard to write essays nobody reads lol
>>
File: download (1).jpg (73 KB, 750x509)
73 KB
73 KB JPG
>>2859825
see
>>2859815
'The shitbrown fantasy scenario'
The bit, replayed. The cope.
The shitbrown imbecile thinks a mod-deleted post about cooming is proof of his conspiracy, and is literally, actually, factually too fucking stupid to realize how dumb that makes him look.

This is what the future of humanity looks like. Expect discourse of this quality and getting worse and worse year on year.

I can promise you this subhuman, this brain-damaged mental midget, probably even thinks in the facebook 'ai voice'. You know the one.

He thinks I actually sound like cubabro, even though even the most absolute basic of syntax and tonal analysis a child from the 20th century could perform would reveal the truth. You see, this idiot has also never read a book in his fucking life. He doesn't know what different characters even 'sound' like.

He has only ever been fed content in 10-20 seconds blocs, on a little screen.

This is the nuhuman. You are meeting him, here, in this thread. This is what they have to offer, and I sure hope you fucking like it, because basically everyone below a certain age and wealth level is just like this.

Call the browncabal now. Demand for assistance. A monster from the ancient past dares speak and make Too Many Words.
>>
>>2859830
>'The shitbrown fantasy scenario'
>The bit, replayed. The cope.
>The shitbrown imbecile thinks a mod-deleted post about cooming is proof of his conspiracy, and is literally, actually, factually too fucking stupid to realize how dumb that makes him look.
>This is what the future of humanity looks like. Expect discourse of this quality and getting worse and worse year on year.
>I can promise you this subhuman, this brain-damaged mental midget, probably even thinks in the facebook 'ai voice'. You know the one.
>He thinks I actually sound like cubabro, even though even the most absolute basic of syntax and tonal analysis a child from the 20th century could perform would reveal the truth. You see, this idiot has also never read a book in his fucking life. He doesn't know what different characters even 'sound' like.
>He has only ever been fed content in 10-20 seconds blocs, on a little screen.
>This is the nuhuman. You are meeting him, here, in this thread. This is what they have to offer, and I sure hope you fucking like it, because basically everyone below a certain age and wealth level is just like this.
>Call the browncabal now. Demand for assistance. A monster from the ancient past dares speak and make Too Many Words
Didn't read
>>
>>2859824
>You are not a legitimate user, clearly,
Yeah I am. I was in the Philippines months ago and posted pretty frequently while I was there.
>because you only seek to disrupt and attention seek.
I've done neither.
>You have nothing of value to add
You're not wrong lol.
> except your pitiful fucking confusion that nobody specifically come to you asking you how you wish to be entertained and catered to.
I'm don't even know what you're talking about here. I think you have me confused with someone else. Do you think I'm "brownoid"? I'm not the Filipino reporting things. I'm not even brown.

I come through /trv/ and see if the now-dead board has anything going on besides slumbo walking around somewhere else giving some questionable commentary.
/phg/ has been gutted since I and seemingly everyone else keeps getting banned and having posts deleted.

Does that mean when they're gotten rid of other "real traveler" posts fill the board? Not at all.
>>
I dub you 'nu-man', valid military target due to non-existence of soul or spark of humanity.

I don't see you as human and I don't think you have any human rights.

I walk through the shopping malls and streets of this accursed land and I see bowed head and open mouths, locked in on their screens. Young once-humans slack jawed walking in a shuffling slow gait, consuming content while moving.

The feed is all that matters to these creatures. Men who should be working, engaging with their environment, on the phone. Baristas zoned out, on the phone. Literally the trike driver, trying to fucking browse fb and use messenger, while driving me somewhere, forcing me to have him pull over and leave him without payment and giving him the ultimatum of a hospital visit or walking away.

Numans are not people anymore. Not really. They are the engagement-cattle. Their value is in the amount of time their iris tracking front camera on their phone registers them viewing the screen, and what parts of the screen.

This lost numan isn't quite sure why this thread makes him mad, not exactly. But he is certain it has something to do with why these people aren't creating content that entertains him.

And don't they know he can't read that many words, and it hurts his brain to see so many words on the screen? Better leave a comment and call the creator a sex offender. It's the worst insult he knows, but stay tuned, by next month he will have a new one to dish out.

The philippines is the land of the numen. The screen zombies. All day every day the 'tambay' loiterers simply glue to the screen. It's an advanced model compared to other nations, because in philippines, facebook is free with a low data version, that still lets the numen get their drip-feed of content even without load.

It's UBI for screen zombies.

PH will use its human capital in the world of AI as 'physical agents', for AI managers. Having them pre-programmed will help.
>>
>>2859832
meant
>>2859824
for
>>2859814
>>
>>2859834
Go ahead and make another sexpest post and get banned, again, sexpastfag.
>>
>>2859835
Alright. Fair enough.

>>2859834
This sounds like the people who make up the Filipino Digital Underground I wrote of previously.
The people who are constantly on social media, gossiping relentlessly, watching foreigners, and pointing their fucking cameras at anyone they think is mildly of interest.

>>2859836
Seething filthipino. Your brother wore a skirt for me.
>>
>>2859838
>still mad about being banned he's literally seethed about it for post after post today
kek get cucked again
>>
>>2859839
I'm not the guy writing novels, dumdum
>>
>>2859836
browncel rage
not pretty
>>
>>2859839
>the person I am talking to right now is mad about being banned
>even though he is obviously not banned and here talking to me

Unplug before the rest of your brain withers away from lack of use.
>>
Whenever tardguard or cubatard start manic posting the thread turns to shit. Oddly, the jannie never deleted, warns and bans here
>>
Cubabro: Compassion

One day I was in Starbucks in Mactan Newtown, drinking my sugary goyslush, when I noticed a guy there sitting by himself, browsing reddit on an old beat up Acer laptop.

I saw he was clearly mixed with white....think a chubby, nerdy Elliot Eastman. He had a call center badge around his neck, and even though you could tell he was trying his best, his clothes looked worn and mismatched, as if he got every item from an Ukay Ukay.

He was just there, drinking a drink that probably cost a third of his daily salary, scrolling reddit, looking slightly sad and depressed.

Some people here might take to making fun of a guy like that, or simply a ignoring him in favor of trying to fuck his coworker but I saw him and I had this strange feeling come over me....a mix of compassion, pity, sadness.

This guy never had a shot in life. Probably a son of a bitch (literally), abandoned and forgotten by his father (why else would you be working at a call center in the Philippines), with the facial features of a privileged person but with none of the actual privelage, slaving in a call center for 500 bucks a month, living on a bunk bed in a ghetto, his crushes passing him up for 70 year old boomers. This guy is probably dead inside and apart of me died when I saw him.

I like to imagine he's the guy deleting my posts on Reddit, the guy seething here on 4 chan, but the guy who would never look me in the eye in person

I went up to him as I was leaving and I simply said

>I like your shoes bro

His eyes lit up with a brief glimmer of hope, then he smiled at me, revealing his blackened front teeth.

I walked out the Starbucks and went back home and played Monkey bike (Mario kart) with my daughter.

Hang in there buddy
>>
>>2859860
First intersting cubabro post
>>
>>2859858
I ran 6 months of /trv/ (/phg/) archive through AI stylometric analysis and created a profile on you.

You have never, not once, posted anything on topic or interesting in these threads. Your posts exclusively have to do with complaining about others users posts, complaining that action hasn't been taken yet, gloating about action taken, and now you are even invoking boogeymen that haven't been seen in months since you have ran out of legitimate complaints.

Literally not one post about actual philippines, something you did in philippines, or anything having to do with travel.

There is an option to name the profile and give it a tag, so I'm going to name your profile 'Bitch'. Because that's what you do. You bitch. What a handy tool.

Now I can hit a button and the tool can analyse the page and weigh posts to see if the style matches existing profiles, then add the tag.
>>
>>2859864
Just skimmed and scanned what you wrote. Looks schizo
>>
>>2859860
I had a moment like that too.

One of my ladyboys told me he's from Pampanga and half Japanese through his father. He never met him though.

Poor guy is a son of a whore and daddy was probably never around after the deed. That's rough.
>>
>>2859871
Damn. Rough yeah. Any pics?
>>
Cubabro here...

To the nigger accusing me of samefagging support for myself, I have a assignment for you....homework

Go outside, look around, then comeback here and compose a 2000 character post about what you see. I don't care how mundane or boring it is.

Writing is my hobby. I use 4chan as an anonymous digital diary. I've been banned on every Filipino expat forum and dating site, so this is my refuge to share my thoughts and experiences. Sometimes shit slips through the cracks, but maybe the mods let it slide because I actually attempt to post QC. I've posted literal guides on Cebu, from nightlife to hotels to normie tourist shit. If you like to read them and enjoy them, thank you. If you don't like them, just keep scrolling, simple as that. I don't do this for money, I do it for hobby and to keep my brain somewhat sharp and active. The other anon is right, this new generation can't formulate a fucking paragraph of original thought without using chatgpt. Fucking sad
>>
>>2859877
>To the nigger accusing me of samefagging support for myself, I have a assignment for you....homework
>Go outside, look around, then comeback here and compose a 2000 character post about what you see. I don't care how mundane or boring it is
What's that got to do with you getting caught red-handed samefagging here?
>>2859793
This is an anonymous board. Do you not understand?
I don't go
>Hey guys! Terry the Travelbro here!
Every time I post, like you do. Goofy digital waving at everyone before telling people you had sex.
You've made this trail of embarrassment for yourself by doing your dorky intro before every comment. You ain't got nothing on me, dork. You wanted all the attention and now that we're all laughing at you, you're desperately grasping for identities to fire back on, but we're all anonymous here except you. This could be the first day I ever posted or I could be the most prolific poster on trv. There's no way to tell who I am or how I post. Isn't it great to use 4chan as 4chan and not like reddit? Kek.
>>
Look at the psychology of the namefag. They think they're so interesting and funny, they go into the archives and peruse their own posts, wandering how interesting their lives have been.
>>2859640
>Cubabro here...
>I've said plenty of wild shit throughout the years, none of which I care about because who the hell knows who cubabro actually is, and some of which I don't remember because I was drunk AF when I composed it. I do like to go back and read it though for a chuckle....easier to do it with a nametag rather then scrolling through 300 replies on a thread
Notice referring to himself in the third person. And the intersting life he likes to go back and ponder on? Here's a summary:
>>2859617
Tardguard is the same. Calls himself TTT (Tight Thai Teens). He calls himself a plural noun. A group of girls. Same IQ as cubabro. Also the same, his greatest achievements are the various times he's had sex with prostitutes.
Just absolutely down and out losers who really need you to think they're cool and interesting. The namefags are the lowest tier of trv. No Madagascar trip reporters. Or that cool Estonian guy who lived in Burundi. Or the guy who hitchhiked across Afghanistan.
It's tardguard who has no friends and thinks he's made it because his dead-end job is easy.
And cubabro because he got ghonorea and fell off a waterfall
>>
>>2859879
>I could be the most prolific poster on trv.

Lets keep it 100 here...
Everyone knows theirs only 2 prolific posters on the SEA generals

TTT/Tardguard/Insecurityguard
Cubabro/Cubafag/Cubagirl/Cubagirl

30 pages of verified bantz going back years

I don't care if people laugh at me, afterall, I'm anonymous. Could you pick me out of a crowd?
>>
>>2859884
I want to make it very clear, I did not fall off the waterfall, I jumped off the waterfall into a lagoon filled with a bunch of giggling college girls.

Then I took one of them home, fed her Mang inasal, then had unprotected, absolutely irresponsible sex with her

I did not fall off the waterfall, I jumped off with grace and style.

Get it straight nigger
>>
>>2859888
Pic related

Lagoon full of giggling college girls, one of which was later stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey.

I TRVelled to waterfall, then had consensual, lovemaking intercourse afterwards.
>>
>>2859885
>Everyone knows theirs only 2 prolific posters on the SEA generals
>TTT/Tardguard/Insecurityguard
>Cubabro/Cubafag/Cubagirl/Cubagirl
Oh. Everone knows it just so happens to be the two people who namefag that are the most prolific huh?
Could it be a biased heuristic? Kinda sounds like selection bias.
Tell me the top 5 most prolific anonymous posters.
Kek. I really hope their are other people in this thread seeing these double digit IQ posts.
>>
>>2859888
>I jump off waterfall and did sex
It's these kind of derp posts that everyone is ripping you for and you just keep them coming lol
>>
>>2859893
WE NEED POST ID'S
>>
Dear Jannie
I want to formally protest the ban on sex talk in travel threads. I’ve been on 4chan a long time. I remember when it was the Wild West. Back when anything goes, and everything did.
I agree some moderation is necessary. We’re all savages here, and there have to be some guardrails. Noting illegal should be allowed. We don’t want 3 letter government agencies poking around, after all.
>conintued..
>>
>>2859902
But 4chan really is the last bastion of free speech on the internet. There is nothing else Iike it. Every other forum is Jew moderated. All mainstream media is controlled or manufactured. . 4chan, at least for the most part, remains untouched.
The no-sex-talk rule was a unilateral, dare I say fascist, decision by the powers that be. There was no vote, no poll, no explanation. Threads got deleted & niggers started catching bans.
>continued..
>>
>>2859903
It’s a dumb rule too. Humans have sex when they travel. Some guys pay for sex with hookers when they travel. Who cares.
>>
>>2859902
>>2859903
>>2859904
For anons who are bothered by certain posts, they can fuck off back to Re-ddit Or alternatively, they can act like adults, and just read the posts that don’t offend them.
Jannie - I don’t know who owns 4chan now, but please direct my complaint to them.

Sincerely
Anon
>>
>>2859884
>It's tardguard who has no friends and thinks he's made it because his dead-end job is easy.
>And cubabro because he got ghonorea and fell off a waterfall
I can't stop laughing.
>>
>get asked to post literally anything about your environment in PH
>have full blown melty and begin throwing out references to namefags as if it's relevant

Why don't you post a single thing about the country the general is for? Why can't you do it? Why won't you do it?

Why is all you do bitch, Bitch?
>>
Why do you even talk about post quality? You have never made an on topic post in months.

I already did the math and graphed out your posts. I didn't read every single one but every one I glanced is pitiful fucking bitching about something.

Not one on topic Philippines related post. Just complaining about the user's of the thread of the quality of people who go to PH.

There is no use denying it, I just want to know what your malfunction is and why you persist in your disruption and derailment of these threads. What is your stake in it?

You're just a miserable fuck who hates everyone and everything.
>>
There's frankly too many shitposts and angryposts going on these days, especially by that clearly insane poster who types like a redditor. >>2859913
So, let's talk shop. Let's talk about Ph.
>Haircuts
>Haircuts in the Philippines involve the best, most professional haircutting experiences I've ever found
>for $3, get a great haircut, with wet warm towel afterward, and a massage
>if you stay quiet, they don't disturb you and quietly finish the haircut
>always get a bro assigned to cut your hair
>even the most dumpy looking mall hair stylist is like this, a great experience overall
I tipped 500php, which made it equal to a haircut back in the U.S. of $13 (minus tip), and the guy acted like I lifted him out of poverty. That was probably his entire wages for the day. Haircuts are amazing in the Ph and way better than anything in the U.S.
>>
Is it true that Manila is that bad?
I was thinking of including a stop there on my overall SEA trip because it's the biggest and most connected city, but what's so bad about it?
>>
>>2859993
No, it's not terrible. The worst thing about it, though, that it rightfully gets shit on about are the fucking cockroaches. German cockroaches everywhere. You can stay in a nice airbnb and still be subjected to cockroaches in the bathroom and/or kitchen. Best advice to avoid them or minimize them is get a unit that's high up -- 25+ floors high. Otherwise, the restaurant options are decent, etc. There's not much in the way of museums, though. The WW2 memorial cemetery is great and very much worth visiting if you're in Manila but only fills up maybe 2 hours of time. Stick to BGC and Makati. Check out Mall of Asia. Be amazed at the fucking traffic, which is pretty crazy.
>>
-What method of payment to use in Manila and Boracay?
-What is the uber equivalent?
-How essential is a VPN?
-Best dating app?
-Things to know?

Ty
>>
>>2859995
> There's not much in the way of museums, though
Don't they have that old town with the fortress? That seems cool
>>
>>2860025
Simple questions for google you worthless loser
>>
>>2860025

Cubafag here....

>What method of payment to use in Manila and Boracay?

Cash. Goy apps will not work in the Philippines, your bank card may or may not work (count on it not). Philippines is a cash economy. You can pull cash at any ATM

>-What is the uber equivalent?

Grab, or maxim for motorcycle taxis

>-How essential is a VPN?

I guess you could use one if you want to?

>-Best dating app?

Getting drunk in front a 7/11 and hitting on the chicks who walk in the store like back in the old days

>-Things to know?

You're faggot
>>
>>2859803
Cubabro, how tall are you? I remember you posted a pic here with your daugher and baby mama in the mall a long time ago for Christmas or something wearing a blue suit. You didn't seem very tall.
>>
>>2859530
Does the Philippines smell like piss and shit everywhere?
>>
>>2860042
I think he said he's 5'7 but wears lifts
>>
>>2860042
6'1
>>
>>2860094
REMINDER that all discussion of sexual conquest/sex tourism is OFF TOPIC.
>>
>>2860067
yes, because filipinos piss everywhere outside, and their sewage systems are often open and combined with storm drains so you get shit sewage smell

also if there are squatters/homeless you may just be smelling piles of human shit rotting
>>
>>2860096
This is incorrect. Normal consensual adult encounters are perfectly within the rules for /trv/, especially since traveling for romance is an extremely normal thing people do.

While it is true that sex tourism (aka prostitution) is banned discussion, the poster indicated it was not p4p, which makes it on topic as a valid travel/living in foreign country activity.

Your off topic browbeating is not allowed. Not even if you cannot personally find sex, and not even if no woman wants you. Delete your post.
>>
>>2860099
Damn. Same with the beaches?
>>
>>2860101
it depends on the beach, some are afflicted with sewage water from metro area drainage (flips pump most of their sewage directly into the sea, untreated)

some beaches are well tended and nice, some are not nice

popular tourist locations like boracay / palawan have mostly clean beaches, but if you get off into weird off the beaten path spots anything is possible

if your'e asking if filipinos shit on the beach, I haven't seen that personally or ever stepped in obvious human feces before
>>
>>2860100
He is just throwing posts like that around to screw with anything he doesn't like.
Which is a form of trolling.
Trolling outside of /b/ is a bannable offense.
He has been warned.
>>
>>2860103
>flips pump most of their sewage directly into the sea, untreated
Is this why the waters around manila parks smell so putrid?
Why do these people still bathe in it????
>>
>>2860104
This post is off-topic.
>>
>>2860100
You sexpats are all the same, and it's easy figuring out that your "muh innocent sex talk" is thinly-veiled sex tourism talk. That's why you get banned in droves.
>>
>>2860105
That anon is shitposting and doesn't know what he's talking about.
>everywhere in the Philippines sewage flows directly into the ocean!
There's only one sewer system in the Philippines, Manila.
>>
>>2860081
>6'1
Wtf how tall are your lifts?
>>
>>2860100
>This is incorrect. Normal consensual adult encounters are perfectly within the rules for /trv/, especially since traveling for romance is an extremely normal thing people do.
I made a thread
>Passportbro General - No Breaking the Rules Edition
I quoted the rules, people stuck to the rules. We only talked about finding a wife or gf, no sex talk, and Jannie deleted it.
>>
>>2860112
hahaha get FUCKED >>2860100, reddit spacer sexpest faggot
>>
>>2859834
Following up. One of the first meat-rental agencies has opened.

rentahuman.ai

AI will be a primary employer of human beings in 10ish years from now. Count on it.

>>2860109
Nobody has been banned. Your schizophrenic delusions are not real.
>>
>>2860123
>nobody has ever been banned in /trv/
kek the delusion, nice try ban-evader
>>
>>2860132
This post is extremely low quality.
>>
>>2860110
Your greentext is not an accurate quote of what I said. Your trolling is not welcome here.

Provide quality on topic information or leave

[BITCH] detected. 94% certainty.
>>
>>2860105
They are probably ultra poor slum dwellers who don't know better. There are whole rivers full of sewage in Manila clogged with slum shacks on stilts above them, where generations of penniless Filipinos are born and die huffing shit fumes and exhaust all day and night, resulted in extreme mental and physical stunting and disease.

A trip to the bay and swimming in that nasty water is probably nothing to them, in fact it probably seems crystal clear and pure compared to what they are used to.

Slum kids especially have zero concept that they live in total filth, since it's all they have ever known and they are kept out of nice spaces by security. It's tragic but everything is tragic in Philippines if you look too close or behind the scenes.
>>
>>2860139
You're wrong too that the sewage system flows directly into the water like some kind of open pipe, kek. There are water treatment centers in Manila, dude.
>>
>>2860094
If you're paying you're not scoring
>>
>>2860142
No there are not. More than 80% of waste that flows into Manila bay is untreated as of September 2025. More than 2000(two thousand) tons of trash enters the ocean from philippines every 1 day(daily) from waste dumping.

You are an angry and deluded pignoy. These stats are straight from your own government. Like many Filipinos you live in blissful ignorance of the actual conditions.
>>
File: 3NIqgjv.jpg (1.08 MB, 4096x2926)
1.08 MB
1.08 MB JPG
American Anon here.

There's some new stats published recently on interacial marriage and sex rates in the USA (Picrel), and surprise, surprise, Filipino Men have the most game with all types of Caucasian Women (Both Latina and European), with Filipino Men being the non-Hispanic ethnicity which marry the most Hispanic women, ranked after Hispanic Men themselves, and Filipino Men ranked Second after Japanese Men for marrying White Women, but since Japanese Men don't marry Hispanic Women at all, then Filipino Men take the hidden White Women among Hispanic Women category (As Castizas are literally 75% European aka majority European, and look European but they be still be classified as Hispanic). Making the intermarriage of Filipino Men to European Women and Latina Women rack up an estimated 40% of their marriages Vs 31% among Japanese. How will this massive trend of 40% Filipino Fathers marying with European and Latino Mothers, affect the next generation of Filipinos in America and the Philippines?

I don't know the stats in other nations as the Philippines also has diaspora elsewhere but I imagine it's the same.
>>
>>2860178
Who else would marry the filipino male? Their own women don't want them, so what does that leave?
The only race dumb and cucked enough to actually shack up with a flip are whites. So there you go.
>>
>>2860189

Lol this is you!

Filipino Female, Out-Marrying: :O
Filipino Male, Out-Marrying: :/

Nigga they're doing the same thing at almost equal rates but somehow its good when Filipino Females do it but bad when Filipino Males do it. Top Kek.
>>
>>2860164
Trash does go into the water, but not from the sewage system for the most part. Most houses aren't connected to the sewers.
>>
>>2860205
Who said it was good? I'm here to fuck pokpoks not marry them. Filipino outmarriage rates is just an acknowledgement of their failure as a species and status as a parasite race.
>>
>>2859742
>living conditions deplorable.
they never used to care about this though. so i can't believe this has anything to do with it, and when people say this their credibility goes to zero. and i mean zero.

>I think this feeling is best ignored though. I cannot subject myself to the stresses of that environment again yet. I need more recovery.
dude. YES! do NOT go back if you're not solid mentally because it's going to be a bad experience and you need to be able to weather the storm. but why you'd go in there just to weather the storm idk....

i was thinking about how i'd sell a new guy on the place vs how i'd advise them to avoid the place. and i don't even know what advice i'd give to tell them how to begin having a good time. all the main areas have been ruined; prices are through the roof, it's hot, sticky (as always), and everyone is angry and sad and depressed. my buddy sent me a video of some new guys in there yesterday and it looks boring as fuck. almost no girls to be seen, and of course there are tons of men without a girl.

don't even know wtf people are in the FILTHYpines for anymore. let those ungrateful, god forsaken monkeys rot
>>
>>2859724
>gonorrhea
this STD is everywhere now and the girls are refusing the medication to treat it. idk wtf is going on but girls were telling me the foreigner men were also refusing to treat it.

mind you these girls have had gonorrhea for over 3 months and they're starting to bleed out of their crotch every day - they're not on their period. these women are ugly inside and out now and i hope they rot in hell for being the thieving, lying whores that they are. and fuck those cuck men that support it all.
>>
Just when I think I've had enough of this shithole a perfectly petite yet somehow with a bubble butt spinner walks into my life and makes herself welcome.

Guess my exit is postponed for now.
>>
>>2860353
Simp dork
>>
>>2860358
Based anus eater
>>
>>2860358
What the fuck lmao
These are the inspirational stories that make /trv/ readable

Make /trv/ great again

And why the fuck am I suddenly having to solve three damn puzzles to post. Difficulty suddenly increased today.
>>
File: mcdoinside3-517045031.png (344 KB, 550x367)
344 KB
344 KB PNG
I met a beautiful office girl and went on a date in Tagaytay.
>She paid for the majority of the costs like getting a rental Kei car and paying for lodging which was really nice.
>I later gave her money to cover costs.
>We had a romantic night.
>Next morning we went to get breakfast at a typical McDonalds and the view was insane.
>I was sipping on a <$1USD coffee and couldn't believe the sights.
I feel like a left a part of my heart in the Philippines as I said my goodbyes to that girlfriend. I still talk to her and would like to come back later this year. Miss ko na sya, ganda nya.
>>
>>2860178
aussie hapa chad here. can confirm our dominance
>>
>>2860367
>readable
No they don't. They're sex stories that violate the rules.
>>
>>2860520
Hi Bitch. You don't care about the rules, otherwise you would post something on topic and travel related occasionally. You only care about harassing white tourists and making noise.

>[BITCH] detected. 87%
>>
>>2860520
>rules against sex posting
>4chan
It’s fucking embarrassing how far we’ve fallen. Moot is rolling in his grave.
>>
Cubabro, did you really get you dick sucked by a dude?
You’ve come across as a pretty macho spic. Never got any gay vibes off you.
>>
>>2860067
The exhaust fumes burned out my sense of smell within hours of hitting the streets.
>>
>>2859974
Jeezus Christ, 500 pesos tip? Why do white foreigners have such an obsession with handing free money to filipinos? It creates gibsmedat expectations in their mind. No other Asian country has such a gibsmedat culture as the Philippines. It's basically Africa tier in that regard.
>>
>>2860520
>No they don't.
Yes they do. Those rules are mostly arbitrary and pathetic. They also result in "on-topic" posts being deleted and posters banned because their post contained a trigger word, or was close to another post which was deemed heretical, or the entire thread just gets nuked.

There are only supposed rules against human relations because of losers having a meltdown from their feelings getting hurt.
Would they just leave instead? No. They'll just destroy the board as its activity of any sort goes to near zero. Then they go elsewhere anyway because there's nothing going on but they'll keep monitoring the board simply to destroy while never building or contributing.
Those rules aren't beneficial as no good is coming from it and they also don't prevent anything bad. It's arbitrary.

>>2860522
>You don't care about the rules, otherwise you would post something on topic and travel related occasionally. You only care about harassing white tourists and making noise.
This

>>2860523
This too. Platform of anonymity and free speech to being silenced because you posted something someone considered offensive.
>>
>>2860525
Theirs something strangely empowering about getting an otherwise straight man to suck your penis

It's the final act of dominance
>>
>>2860523
>It’s fucking embarrassing how far we’ve fallen. Moot is rolling in his grave
It's weird you're not allowed to talk about sex on 4chan in 2026. So old-fashioned and conservative. What's the 4chan/free speech/chill hang out of 2026 where you can speak about deplorable, ungodly acts, such as ... SEX?
>>
Glad to see that sexposting is getting properly deleted. It brings down the quality of these threads, which should be about living in the Philippines or visiting the Philippines.
Anyway, today's topic is sidewalks.
>never much of a walker in the U.S.
>always had a car
>drove everywhere, including just 1 km away
>move to Ph
>refuse to get a car because of the traffic + possible lawsuit/headache if you get into a multi-vehicle crash
>don't know how to drive a moped/motorcycle and won't ever learn
>left with walking, grab, and public transportation in Cebu City
>walk everywhere nearby, to local S&R, grocery stores, malls, etc.
>have learned the importance of finding routes with good SIDEWALKS
>sidewalks literally are a godsend and make me instantly happy
>it literally means freedom to walk unmolested, no fear of getting run over, no fear of stepping on some shit like a rusty nail or literal shit
>will travel extra distance just to be able to walk along a good sidewalk to my destination
Never underestimate good sidewalks in the Philippines.
>>
>>2860530
Give out a good tip to people you're going to see over and over again, at least the first time you meet them. It's just common sense. Even if the employee quits, his coworkers know what you did and will remember you--especially if you naturally stand out. Plus, it feels nice to be able to make a material difference in someone's day, especially a hard worker who deserves it. I don't ever give money to beggars, because fuck them they're not Citizens who earn their dosh with a wage, they beg for a living.
>>
>>2860578
>Glad to see that sexposting is getting properly deleted
Even though I sexposted, I don't normally, and I do agree with you. However, jannie goes beyond the rules and deletes any conversations about people talking about getting a wife abroad or a gf. Literally r/passportbro is more freedom than 4chan in 2026.
>>
Jannie faggot deleting again.
>>
>>2859793
Reminder. Cubabro samefags to pretend people like him. Caught red handed. Top kek.
>>
BASED Janitors keeping our thread pure. Every time you post it, they delete it. And they will never. be. broken. Unlike the sexposters.
>>
>>2860647
Lmao never seen a jannie ball washer on 4chan before.
>>
>>2860648
They're literally protecting our thread, watching over it with a shield and keeping out the filth and rot.
>>
>>2860649
Back arched, Jannie dick in hand, eyes in the back of head, anus dilating
>>
>>2860649
>keeping out the filth and rot
But you're here
>>
I have a new girlfriend, anons.
She’s 20 years old, petite, sweet, beautiful, and working 10 hour shifts, six days a week to support her entire family. Or in her words, because “mama and papa have thier needs”
In flip parlance “needs” = dumb shit these trashy niggers buy because they’re dumb trashy niggers. Imagine spending all (and I mean ALL) your money on candy, cigarettes, junk food, redhorse, gambling, mobile game add ons, and more redhorse for papa because has no job so he might as well drink all day. Her bothers (who are neither working, nor going to school) are amongst the fattest and sloppiest Filipinos you’ve ever seen.
This is not uncommon in the Philippines. The family mule - almost always the oldest daughter - goes to work in the city, busting her ass, and sends 90% of her money home while she sleeps on a bunk bed in a run down, 1 room apartment with 5 other girls/mules.
Because her family always called her “a burden” and constantly threaten to disown her if she stops supporting them, she also has zero self-esteem, in addition to zero money.
Inevitably, she makes the somewhat difficult, yet logical decision to have unprotected creampie sex with a white man more than twice her age. Both to give herself validation, and to pay her bills. Killing 2 birds with one stone, I suppose. The “support” I give her amounts to barely anything, but she’s grateful - she was in a tough spot before I came along.
She’s strictly in sugar baby territory right now. But I fear that when I’ve moved on, she’ll start selling her holes to other men on a per hour basis. Essentially going full-on-whore-mode, so to speak. Again, this is not uncommon in the Philippines.
Its ironic. Even though I use her body like a slab of meat with holes, I’m still treating her better, and taking better care of her, than her own flesh and blood. Degenerate coomers are legitimately a step up from the family unit in the Philippines.
>continued
>>
>>2860985
It’s a sad situation. She’s actually a sweet kid. She called me all excited about getting a special achievement award at her call centre job. She makes ₽27,000/month, or about $450usd. When I was still working, I made more than that before lunch everyday.
Fucking Philippines. The absolute state of this place.

(Sorry for cross-posting with the SEA general thread, but I couldnt delete it)
>>
>>2860988
Date girls with good families.
>>
>>2861040

Cubabro here....

Good family? What makes you think a Filipino from a "good family" would want to date a foreigner twice her age (unless he had massive clout).

Let's be real here, rich, or even slightly well off Filipinos are some of the most stuck up, self absorbed people I've ever had the misfortune of coming across. They make rich people in America look humble in comparison. I can have a conversation with a rich girl in America and level with her...in the Philippines, theirs a 75 percent chance that conyo girl will literally give me a scowl and turn her back to me if I even asked her where the nearest Jolibee is. The income inequality mixed with the smartphones has given these people egos the size the Texas. I mean even the poor people have egos now, so just imagine the conyo bitches. Disgusting human beings alot of them, not all of them, but a lot of them. I can't stand to be in the same room as them, listening to their banal and asinine conversations. Most of them are all cash, no class.....the same uncivilized, mongoloid behavior as their poorer breatheran, just masked behind fancy clothes and a Toyota Fortuner .


The sweet spot, is a simple girl, maybe even a poor girl.

Not a peasant with grand ambitions, but a girl who simply wants to have a simple, non materialistic life and improve her gene pool.
>>
>>2861106
>Cubabro here....
Sup samefagger
>>2859793
>>
You say you namefag because you
>>2859640
>like to go back and read it though for a chuckle....easier to do it with a nametag rather then scrolling through 300 replies on a thread
But most mentions of cubabro are calling you a retarded brown faggot. You'd find your posts better if you put a number ID in the name, like I have as an example. Just a helpful tip
>>
>>2861114
Calm down Elliot Rodgers Jr
>>
>>2861111
Not sure what exactly you proved there bud
>>
>>2860578
>he needs his pedestrian safe space
LMAO, what a rookie faggot. After ten months of walking Asian streets, you will figure out what to react to and what to ignore.
>>
>>2861118
Just you samefagging, cubafag
>>
>>2861116
>Elliot Rodgers
Who tf is that cubaboomer?
>>
>>2861111
Are you retarded? That post got deleted by a janny since it had explicit sexual content.

Why are you such a dumb bitch, Bitch?

>>2861119
Stupid flip nigger, nobody wants to worry about stepping on shit or falling into a sewer. Sidewalks are civilization. Stop deflecting and just do better.
>>
No really, what a dumb faggot. You report every post in the thread then when a post finally gets deleted you think it's proof of your fucking conspiracy theory?

You don't even believe that shit you subhuman, you're just flinging shit because that's all you, a monkey, knows how to do when he's angry. So squeeze out another monkey turd and let it rip you mentally ill loser.
>>
>>2861126
Cubaspastic, you posted you're not definitely not cubabro and then followed up
>>2859768
>>By the way, if you were wondering why I took so long to reply it's because
Stop trying to get out of it you lose IQ manlet. These constant meltdowns on here passionately defending cubabro that definitely isn't you. Some of us do not have brown slave island IQs. You're embarrassing yourself little guy
>>
>>2861126
>>2861127
Cubabro cortisol spike lol
>>
Now we know cubabro samefags, just how many of these comments are him glazing himself? Kek
>>
bitch is having a melty as usual
he has nothing to contribute, nothing to say about the location, no experiences to share

all he does it leave his stinky turds in the thread and make his bitch tears
>>
>>2861131
>Cubabro
>Samefagging

Projection much?
>>
compulsive behavior of this type is usually due to trauma

bitch sounds raped, and this daily lashing out targeted at a specific demographic tells the story of who raped him, but it has an obsession component

bitch is probably filipino, his mommy had a foreigner bf much older than her

foreigner bf of his mommy beat bitch when he was small, and then raped his holes

maybe it even happened with multiple different foreign men

bitch got all fucked up from that

bitch swallowed so much foreigner cum during his formative years, and got beat so often, and his hole gaped so hard, that he turned gay

even though bitch loves cocks now, he still hates what happened to him, so he does the only thing he can- he lashes out, online

online only is important, because it lets bitch 'get it out of his syste', because offline....

...he still sucks old fat foreigner cocks and swallows their cum, and says 'thankyou po' after

this is all just one sustained clitty leak from bitch, who rages due to raped monkey child angst, but cannot stop himself from trying to get buttpregnant with foreigner HIV as often as possible

maybe its a little more complicated than that, but bitch is a very fucked up and has been posting in these threads for years doing nothing but crying and whining at foreigners visiting philippines, and deliberately trolling for essentially no discernible reason, except for hate

>tl;dr - bitch is a raped filipino
>>
This thread is always a gold mine
>>
I'm going with 'raped' because if it was just childhood crush turned into a whore by a foreigner he probably would have gotten over it by now

if he was a happa and angry at daddy for abandoning him he probably would have gotten a life by now and moved on

if he was a sexpest tourist who lost all his money and couldn't go back, and is sour-grapes hard as fuck, he would have made some money by now and gone and done it again and stopped crying

but this is a constant ritual for bitch, daily if possible, interrupted sometimes for weeks at a time, but always returning for spree-posting and begging for the most negative attention possible

to me, it screams 'traumatized filipino', and due to the catty nature of his pitiful insults and shitposting, he seems very gay

these factors indicate bitch is a gay, raped, filipino male
>>
you see, for bitch, negative attention from foreigners is sexual

he gets excited when foreigners are angry at him, because he associates it with being beaten (then gay raped), and that is his primary sexual hangup

so his life revolves around chasing the dopamine from deliberately annoying foreign white men until his boypussy is wet, then he goes and finds an old fat white man to cum inside of him, just like daddy did

this is the raped bitch cycle, and while some details are probably not accurate, I feel like it accurately describes the dynamic here that many have been wondering about

- it explains why he comes back for more
- it explains the obsession
- it explains his hatred and aversion to discussion of heterosexual sexual encounters
- it explains his specific behavior patterns

bitch is probably HIV+ from all of this, and probably spends half his meagre salary on his meds, so he has even more reason to be angry at the people he blames for plunging him into this cycle of misery

bitch has a lot of misery, and he wants to share it with us
>>
>>2861127
>>2861129
>>2861141
>>2861144
Absolute cubabro meltdown lmao
>>
>>2861141
>>2861144
>>2861144
>>2861148
>>2861148
Imagine how angry he is to write all this that nobody reads. All because he got caught samefagging on a Hungarian chocolate dildo forum. Love to see it kek
>>
Some people spend their time on earth writing about having sex and then pretending to be someone else who like it
>>
I know he's filipino (or some other brown), because he thinks it takes significant effort to type out some thoughts longer than a 1 or 2 sentence tantrum/insult, and then hit enter

he literally can't believe it

it's a really big deal for bitch
>>
Cubabro here...

Happy to see I'm living rent free in some of you niggers head, and to my "samefag", I'll buy you a beer if I ever meet you and then we can hunt some street meat and share the story with bitch
>>
>>2859530
Translation: If you want to get an AFAM boyfriend, go to Siargao's AFAM bridge.
>>
>>2861151
I dedicate this to you bitch

https://youtu.be/n3htOCjafTc?si=WaKum0yK0X5ln-NR

>CUZ IT'S ALL IN MY HEAD, I THINK ABOUT HIM OBER AND OBER AGAIN
>>
>>2861161
>and to my "samefag", I'll buy you a beer if I ever meet you
You honestly think people will believe that? Good.ness.me.
>>
>>2861162
is this tiny concrete 2 lane bridge actually a tourist attraction? whats going on here lol
>>
>>2861162
Cubabro here...

AFAM bridge lol.

Siargao is such a weird place, it's like a foreigner zoo. It's where Pinoys go to ohhh and ahhh at foreigners

I keep getting feed videos on my socmed of Pinoys taking videos of white girls skateboarding on some street in Siargao. They are amazed, almost as if these people are splitting the atom and not, you know, skateboarding

Strange place

Gives me vibes similar to that island in Thailand were the Jews do the drum circle

Completely artificial show put on for gap year tourists

Very strange
>>
>>2861161
>Cubabro here...
>Happy to see I'm living rent free in some of you niggers head, and to my "samefag", I'll buy you a beer if I ever meet you and then we can hunt some street meat and share the story with bitch
Quoting this to preserve it.
Cubabro believes that people will believe that all this:
>>2861141
>>2861144
>>2861148
>>2861158
Is someone who is not cubabro, who is absolutely chimping out about cubabro got caught samefagging.
Now imagine what IQ it takes to think that would work.
Love to see it.
>>
the only person in this thread pretending to believe there is a 'samefag' situation is you, bitch

I say pretending, because that is all you are doing

>>2861161
he will just have a different type of melty
>>
>>2861168
bitch melty continues
noticed how many times bitch has compulsively linked all my posts?
he keeps going back to them and reading them, and gets more and more angry each time
if the speculation wasn't accurate he could laugh and move on, but he can't move on

so its at least partially accurate
bitch status: raped and mad about it
>>
>>2861170
Honestly cubabro, you are so low IQ I'm unironically questioning what I'm doing with my life talking to you.
I imagine you are strikingly low IQ in person. It's funny, if we met in person and you got a few sentences off to indicate your IQ, I'd just ignore you. But here I am wasting a Sunday to a manlet who astroturfs fake support for sex stories on 4chan to build a reputation and his self-esteem. Wtaf am I doing communicating to you for? If you samefag support for yourself, your stories are probably all fake too.
I'm honestly getting a mini existential crisis communicating with you. Wtf am I doing with my life. This is probably the longest I've ever interacted with someone at your low level in my life.
I'm gonna do something valuable with my day. I'll let you try to lick your wounds and repair your artificial reputation on 4chan. Wtaf. Wtaf..
>>
File: surfsiargao.webm (3.85 MB, 360x640)
3.85 MB
3.85 MB WEBM
>>2861167
>>2861170
if you spent less time larping here and more time actually focusing on yourself and practicing to live the life you pretend you live, you might actually get to live it. You wish you were actually cool and attractive enough to be invited to Siargao parties. You'll probably get punched in the mouth by a local or a foreigner for being a weirdo bitchnigga. Dude is probably a balding, fat, grandpa with sparse nasty beard.
>>
bitch is now so upset he's making forced errors while trying to write a meaningful response
>iq x3
>wtaf x4
compulsive repetition is indicative of serious mental distress
>>
>>2861173

Cubabro here..

>I'm unironically questioning what I'm doing with my life talking to you.

We're all wondering the same thing

>Wtf am I doing with my life.

We're all wondering the same thing

> This is probably the longest I've ever interacted with someone

Yea, we know bud
>>
>..a balding, fat, grandpa with sparse nasty beard.

Sounds oddly specific. Is that who raped you bitch?
>>
>>2861177
>Yea, we know bud
kek
>>
File: 1749678325871886.jpg (11 KB, 293x301)
11 KB
11 KB JPG
>>2861180
>Faggotbro here..
I come back after a few years and this nigga still here larping here on /trv/ like. If only you spent all this time actually practicing how to get with women instead of pretending, you might actually get there, topkek. Who are you trying to convince with your fake ass "reputation"? Sad and pathetic hours.
>>
well it looks like bitch is entering actual mindbreak territory
won't be long now till something snaps and he crashes out
>>
>>2861182
Funniest thing is he claimed to be paid like 500k to cook in Antarctica (lol) and yet here he is, still posting during peak philippines posting hours, in the Philippines timezone...
>>
>>2861185
>and yet here he is, still posting during peak philippines posting hours
shet, it is 1700 over there rn leeel. Dude is probably happy hour in some dark seedy shitty peak 1970s kano bar feeling up some child on his lap. Sad life bros
>>
bitch is back to samefagging and replying to himself, which is something he actually does often, but accuses others in hopes of deflecting suspicion

stylometry doesn't lie, and you aren't very good at masking
>>
>>2861187
Why are you accusing so many people of samefagging whilst defending cubafag? With the same kind of schizo posting style ad cubafag?
>>
note how bitch begs for attention like a typically gay filipino trying to find a cock to suck
>>
>>2861174
First of all, I'm 34 years old with 2 kids and a career, why tf would I care about getting invited to a siargao party. Get real

Secondly, I've already been to "Siargao parties". Who tf needs an invite? You're acting like a bunch of gap year eurofags are gonna tell me to get out the bar. Again, get real

Pic related, me in Siargao
>>
>>2861193
>First of all
first of all no one gives a fuck. Whats wrong with you? Thirsty for external validation?
>>
File: IMG_20260203_100357.jpg (1.55 MB, 3264x2448)
1.55 MB
1.55 MB JPG
>>2861185
I work the night shift dumbass

And I dont cook, I want to make it very clear, I make cheese sandwiches and wash the dishes. Work about 4-5 hours at most. I'm on my shift right now sitting on a couch smoking a vape getting paid, WYD bitch

Pic related, Arctic tundra
>>
>>2861195
>initiate conversation
>cry bitch tears (its why we call you bitch) when someone replies
your mental illness is showing

>>2861196
so you were serious when you said middle of fucking nowhere
>>
>>2861186
Just remember

<CHEESE SANDWICHES
>CHEESE SANDWICHES
>CHEESE SANDWICHES

I didn't even work the full week nigger, somedays I don't even clock in and just lay in bed and play PUBG

45 days going back to PH with like 700k....that can buy alot of Funko pops and pokpoks
>>
File: nottheheckinmaiderino.png (14 KB, 799x146)
14 KB
14 KB PNG
busy day for filipino shitposting on 4chan
not sure if its having the intended effect however
>>
>>2861131
>Now we know cubabro samefags, just how many of these comments are him glazing himself? Kek
You can't convince me that tardguard isn't cubabro sitting at his crappy job making everything up.
Cubabro. Post timestamp pic with brown hand in Philippines
>>
>>2861208
>>2861185


https://youtu.be/vSAWRdvVCgc?si=2PLf3BQyAVbwHoJr

You will never get paid to make cheese sandwiches nigger .

>CAUSE I'M PROUD TO BE A KANOOOOO, WHERE AT LEAST I CAN MAKE CHEESE SANDWICHES AND FUCK POKPOKSSSSSS

https://youtu.be/ox4IRQVGsBU?si=lwpK6GfGroD8pr_F
>>
>>2861212
>>
>>2861199
I'm just collecting a check here waiting for all my documents from the coast guard to get renewed, takes a couple of months. They have to make sure the it's are crossed and the I's are dotted. I'll get back on a boat later this year, but a unionized American flagged cargo or tanker ship, no Filipinos allowed (they work for pennies on the dollar).

I'm making more making cheese sandwiches in buttfuck Alaska then a Filipino 2nd mate on an overseas cargo ship, life just ain't fucking fair
>>
>>2861214
aw. ur fingers are so cute and smoll
(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝
>>
>>2861182
>>2861185
He got caught here samefagging and went absolutely apeshit. This whole thread is him making up sex stories and samefagging telling himself he's cool. Mentally ill attention seeker
>>
They should just rename this SchizoGeneral at this point
>>
>>2861214
>Stubby tiny digit
How tall are you cubabro? You have dwarfism or no?
>>
>>2861214
How is that proof you're in the Philippines and not tardguard exactly? Because the table is green? Because cheese?
>>
>>2861223
Pics or Cubabros samefagging
>>
Hey bitch, you ever dejawed a sealion? Or is moderating a 4chan thread the highlight of your life?

Bitch, he does it for free
>>
>>2861185
>and yet here he is, still posting during peak philippines posting hours, in the Philippines timezone
It's all lies. It's tardguard on his nightshift
>>
>>2861212
Cheese sandwiches is a weird hill to die on, but whatever, I'm entertained
>>
>close up of snow
>a cheese sandwich
So cubabro just gonna post these weird pics that don't prove shit?
Seems a little... fishy
>>
>>2861214
Bro doesn't know how to spell sandwich. He literally can't post anything without embarrassing himself
>>
>>2861233
Considering English is my second language, I would go ahead and call that a reach
>>
>>2861235
Why won't you post a pic of your environment?
>>
>>2861235
I fort yu gru up in americar? R u just frum du fird world?
>>
"cheese sandwich" will become a new meme
>>
>>2861221
It's a good source of giggles and dopamine when one is too low energy or depressed.
>>
Cubabro embarrassment circus so far in this thread:
>Claims to be making 6 figures in Antarctica
>Caught dead to rights samefagging
>Doubles down on mental obvious samefagging
>Challenged to prove where he is rn
>Posts "sandwhich"
>>
Hey Faggots,
My name is Cubabro, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, schizos who spend every second of their day spell checking an illegal spic fisherman. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on filipino cuoud.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I've fought several gangs of tambays, am a starter on my duck execution team, and get paid to make cheese sandwiches. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to coomer stories on 4chan"? I also got straight C's in school , and have a totally mid but loyal and virgin visayan girlfriend (She just video chatted me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and myself
>>
>>2861244
KEK WHERE do we even begin
>>
>>2861244
Timestamp or it's a larp
>>
>>2861236
Here ya go bud.

Niggers said I'm not in Antarctica, posted a pic

Niggers said I didn't make cheese sandwiches, I posted cheese sandwiches



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.