You are now in a Spaghetti Western. Post your schtick.
>>198531734Trans Cowboy.
>these cards best not be marked, tex
>>198531734I don't use guns, I just stab people. At night, when they're drunk or asleep.
>>198531734play guitar
I hollow out a stick of dynamite and play it as a harmonica.
I'm Good, Bad, and Ugly all at once.
local cunnysseur with a vendetta against the man who besmirched my name
>>198531734I carry a plate of spaghetti which I am shown eating at all times.
>>198531734town drunk
>>198531734I have a junkyard cat that I carry around on my shoulder like a parrot. He comes in handy in a bar fight.
>>198531903This is would be pretty good back when payoffs didn't always get subverted. 3 or 4 scenes of tension building throughout the movie until it finally pops.
perpetually high
I have such speed and precision that I can shoot a bullet into my enemy's gun barrel and destroy their shooting handAt the end of the movie the protagonist does this to me
>>198531957>it's not for kids honestly!
I'm a samurai with a cowboy hat and I slice guns in half and block bullets with a steel Japanese style umbrella and it's all really kino
How come we don't see any time travel films meshing two time periods/genres? Like a Knight in the Wild West? Or a Cowboy in the Jurassic Era?
>>198531957Imagine the barrel harmonics.
>>198532108>Knight in the wild westI wish someone did conquistador westerns set in the savannahs of central america.
I'm black
>>198532088>mfw protagonist is a blind man
>>198532108Because time travel is a modern construct.
the guy with glasses and thin mustache at the poker table who says snarky remarks, but is not involved in the main plot or conflict.
>>198531982Sure, but what would you do in the movie?
>>198531734Sleeve shotgun and rollerblades
>>198532314>>198532088I think we've got some kino on our hands
>>198532335No it isn't lmao
>>198532142Probably about the same as guitar string harmonics at that length.
Devil at the crossroads.
>>198531734I shill lemonade
Addicted to snake oil
>>198531734You can't beat being the guy who slaps people incredibly fast before they can draw their gun. Also I looked down from my monitor and saw the tin whistle I just bought so I guess I'll also be an Irishman who pulls out his tin whistle to play a tune whenever he's relaxing or riding off into the sunset, or needs to mock some bandits that have chased him into a canyon where the music echoes all around. At some point it stops a bullet and saves my life but I only look at it forlornly, knowing that I will never find its like again unless I go back home to Ireland once more.
>>198532108You might like this movie.
I'm a pistol, rifle, and bowie knife packing substitute preacher that roams from town to town on a pale horse, administering the gospel to citizens until their permanent preacher arrives. While in town I seek out and kill criminal Jews for crimes involving moneylending, prostitution, alcohol and drug trafficing, corruption and degeneracy. I never get caught.
>>198532613>joke character that believes snake oil really works the entire film>eventually gets shot and killed, his snake oil vial breaks and seeps into his wounds bringing him back to life>gets revenge on the man that killed him
>>198532575
>>198532699Why did they never play brothers in anything? Do they hate each other?
>>198532108>How come we don't see any time travel films meshing two time periods/genres?Have you seen the one with the cowboys that get a motorcycle
>>198531734Im armed with six two-shooters.
Rawhide Kobayashi
I want to be the weasel that is always smiles and on your side when things go well, but then I immediately capitulate against the slightest bit of opposition. The guy that helps you get out of jail, but then leaves you to fend for yourself when I have a chance to hop on a stagecoach without you. Ironically, I'm the most trustworthy person in the franchise because you always know exactly what I'm going to do.
>>198532108Shanghai Knights
I'm the experienced and famous hired killer/bounty hunter who's approached to kill the protagonist. At first I agree because they're offering a huge sum but then they tell me his name and I throw the money back in their face and immediately ride out of town, because there's no way I'm endangering my life by even being in the same territory as that motherfucker. He attracts death like shit attracts flies. They send some guys after me because they're angry about me going back on my word and think me a coward liar but I kill them with ease, to show I'm not some pushover. I do this for all the big guys, content with just hunting down regular non-protagonist killers.
>>198531734I walk around with a comically oversized revolver that doesn't even work, but it's so intimidating that nobody messes with me.
>>198532797That's a Big Iron
>>198532915And a good friend. Your character represents the pragmatic realities of life in an isolated society. Humans banding together to suit their individual needs.
>>198532831>mfw I only found out they're different guys from this post In my defence I'm not that well-versed in Westerns but I definitely thought the guy in Django was the same guy as in My Name Is Nobody. What the fuck.
>>198531734what kind of hat is that
>>198532422I'm the hero, I go to the saloon and ask for spaghetti, people start fucking around and I kill them. I order spaghetti for takeout and carry it around. When I fight a duel, the bad guys see I have finished my spaghetti, then they know its time to die. Whatever cute girl I meet, I drop my spaghetti all over her clothes and run to the restaurant to get more.
>>198533167>enter saloon>inquire about their spaghetti policy>draw on 'em if they're antipasta
>>198532889Oh yeah? Well I'm armed with six three-shooters. What now?
>>198532889
>>198532278why
>>198533071different chin
>>198533328oh my god anon you can't just ask someone why they're black!
>>198533351Both look big and cleft enough to me that I wouldn't pick them apart if they weren't side by side.
I'm blind but I still win every gunfight I get into
>>198531734I wear a Napoleonic general's hat instead of a typical cowboy hat
>>198531957Wouldn't mind some sauce to go with this pie anon...
>>198533473And then you die of heatstroke halfway through the film?
>>198533473I command a crew of 12 people, they carry me on a ship shaped float, full rigged and as to sail the desert.
I wear an Incan poncho because I started my cowboy days in Argentina.
>>198533528No, another cowboy gets the jump on me and disarms me at gunpoint and then I smile as it cuts to the next scene.I'm not seen again until the end where the protagonist, bloody and having won, walks into a tavern and sees me playing cards with a cigar in my mouth.
>>198531734I kill with bullets.Not a gun, just the bullets. I throw them really hard.
>>198533648>last battle>you throw a bullet at the protag>he catches it and loads it into his gun>super shocked look on your face as he shoots you dead
>>198531734I fabricate dynamite as various objects. Mostly as bottles of whiskey.
>>198533517Trigun, also I recommend Sunabouzu for some desert post apocalypse kino
>>198533846Blessed anon.
Tiny multishot gun.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI0-vzYRvH0
>>198531734I'm dubbed in japanese.
>>198531734>travels the west selling herbal breast enlargement tonics>could have been a rough rider if teddy roosevelt would have sent him in on that last charge>stays at your ranch and eats all your steak and ruins your life
I throw guns at people
>>198531734Supporting character. Upper-class English adventurer introduced as an antagonist. First twist is I am not some earl's second son, merely just some lower class conman. Second twist is I end up being an ally of the protagonist against the real antagonist. 50/50 chance if I die in the last 20 minutes of the film.
>>198531957I hate anime>>198531734I challenge people to duels, then cheat using a hidden revolver up my sleeve. The protagonist realizes this and removes the bullets from my sleeve gun, defeating me.
>>198534232>I hate animeTrigun is honorary western animation
>>198531734I'm the first man ever who thought to saw off a double barrel shotguns stock and barrel. The protagonist rightfully mocks me for it after using his revolver to kill me.
I'm a sweaty Italian.
I'll be an Anti-Semitic cowboy, who talks about the Jewish tribe like they're the scourge of the earth. However, I don't know how they look like and my best friend is a Jew who hasn't told me. I actually think they look like white-skinned Apaches or something of the sort.My catchphrase will be asking everyone I meet if they are a Jew or happen to know a Jew, which in the middle of Bum-fuck Nevada I doubt
Wacky gun inventor from out East
I kill brown people for money
>>198534159Genuinely a good western.
>>198534392
>>198531734For me, it's the gun slinging preacher.
>>198531734Appear in 3 scenes. Decades later some YouTube theorists does a video in which he argues I was the devil responsible for instigating the major events of the film.
>>198531957EUUUUUGH
I'm the mountain man who reluctantly allows the protag(s) into my shelter. They eventually get me killed but it was worth because [reason]
>>198534497Top hat or cowboy hat? Man in white or man in black?
Disgraced soldier from a European military trying to make a new life for himself in the American west
>>198532575>>198532821Based. Lemonade Joe is so fucking good.
I never reload guns, just discard them when they are empty and I seem to have an unlimited supply of them.
I carry a canteen with oil in it. I drink it and spit it at my enemies before lighting them on fire. During my poetic death scene a bullet hits my canteen causing fuel and blood to pour out before I too, am burned alive as the hero walks away stoically
>>198531734I'm an alcoholic Irish wino who wanders through different towns making a living gambling and playing poker, I don't carry a gun but I fight through swinging drunkenly
my gun shoots cum instead of bullets.
>>198531734Buster Scruggshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0ZEmLosVXE
My fast is hand and it slaps.
>>198532909Would be kino as fuck, natural rivals with the chink railroad workers.
>>198534819>tfw older than rawhide Kobayashi already
>>198531734>Post your schtick.My name is Trinity.
Is this worth watching? Samurai Mifune and cowboy Bronson sounds like a fucking awesome combo but I've heard its not very good
my schtick is kino.
>>198535085It doesnt even begin to live up to the potential of a having Mifune, Delon and Bronson in a movie together but Id say its rather enjoyable, definitely worth at least a single viewing.
>>198532106Does your name also happen to be Marcus?
>>198532106FUCK YOU. Do i need to format my computer now?
>>198532981:) I promise I won't betray you unless the villain has my loved one as a hostage.
>>198533648There was a Clive Owen movie where he held the bullets in his hand up to a fire until the bullets heated up enough to shoot.
>>198532108I've always wanted mobsters vs. cowboys set during prohibition.
I have my own wanted poster stapled to my face so nobody recognizes me.
>>198535651PLEASE tell me there's a scene where you or another character lift up the poster and you grin at them.
>>198531734My scenes play as a side plot seperate from the main plot. It seems my sub plot is going to collide with the main character at some point. It never does and I wasnt even in the same county.
I show up to give cryptic advice and then mysteriously vanish in between cuts
>>198534819What’s the difference between Texan and Oklahoman english. Is a Texan able to understand an Oklahoman?
Sax is my gimmick music instrument of choice that I carry with me, fuck the harmonica
I wear this but Im actually a completely cold and silent guy. I was in love with a prostitute but she was killed by a bandit gang, these were her clothes. Now I seek revenge and shoot everyone that ask me why I dress like this or call me a fag
>>198531734I compulsively shoot every black in the same room as me. I am a Confederate veteran in full officer's uniform and have a batallion of men in white hoods riding with me, even though we are Spain-exico and it's 30 years after the war ended and the KKK was disbanded
>>198536191nice faggot fantasy , go chock on a cock
>>198532108>back to the future part 3Because it reeks of grindhouse exploitation film.
>>198531734i'd be black and walk everywhere with my cock hanging out of my pants
>>19853590910/10
>>198532335A Conneticut Yankee In King Arthurs Court was literally written during the wild west period
>>198535909>They call him Ma'am.
I am a legendary gunman, because I never miss. All the shots that have gone out of my revolver have killed a being human, animal or insect. I die at the beginning of the movie, I missed the guy I was dueling with, but 5 miles out in the desert my stray bullet headshotted an Injun ChiefThe protagonist picks up my gun and discovers that my revolver has aimbot. Make it some sort of cursed soul. He shall also become a legendary gunman and die in a similar circumstance to me
>>198531734I walk around slowly and look at things slowly.Then I spit.
>>198536879You're just a regular texan
>>198536879Based spitter!
>>198532108Oh boy do i have a film for you. Knight in Wild West? Time travel? This absolute kino is only missing a dino. GERMANS know Spoonfeeding: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ttzRMIRZNM
I'm a stagecoach driver, i've been jumped a few times, and some strange folks ask me to drive them to the town where their wife fled and is fucking another man. There is a woman I like and I woo her but finds out I'm autistic. It seems she likes better officers from the army, so I get a Mohawk haircut and make a retarded plan to kill the governor to get famous, but it fails. Cucked beyond all, I see a young girl being forced into prostutution at a saloon, I try to talk her out of it but she says she's being threatened by a gang. I go shoot up the saloon and kill everyone there. By the end I've ran out of bullets so I just aim at people and make "Pshhhh" sounds.
I'm that Indian that every WASP in America is 1/64th of.
I'm the bartender.
>>198537394The same barkeep that's at ever bar? Bald, handlebar mustache and knows all the goings ons in the area without getting involved?
>>198537394Post baldspot.
>>198537490Yep. What'll it be?
Trying to avenge my slain brother but my weapon is rape. However it's rape in a wacky Franco Nero Django way where I have various gadgets that assist me in the rape.
>>198537531Between 4 & 5, hairline of 4 with baldspot of 5.
>>198535085It’s pretty average, Mifune is the best thing about this movie though he gets cucked in the end.
