>>198533099
because they cast women that can't run, jump, climb or even move with any coordination, as a physical superheroes

>>198533264
This, and actors in Lucas' movies would undergo weeks of training and choreography.

Based Ewan and Hayden trained for months, these cunts probably show up and swing a CGI baton around.

>>198533099
>How come Disney is so bad at fight choreography?
they don't have anyone on staff who has ever been in a fight or even read a war novel

>>198533299
absolutely. the way they move around the greenscreen as the animators fill in the action with CGI is superb.

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>>198533099
They're bad at everything now: scriptwriting, animation, project selection; why should fight choreography be an exception?

every disney product for the last decade or so feels extremely cheap and low quality, it's like chinkshit

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>>198533691
This is so fucking bad. Thank God, I didn't waste my time watching this one.

>>198533782
Where did the blade in his left hand go?

>>198533820
There never was a blade there, chud. Stop imagining things.

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>>198533466
>even read a war novel
I bet they've read one

>>198533761
Frozen was the last time they gave a shit

>>198533691
what the fuck

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>>198533099
>How come Disney is so bad at fight choreography?
Now post the very short fight between Anakin Vader and Ahsoka

>>198533099
1. All the stunt Coordinators involved in the earlier films are gone or retired. The new replacements aren't as good.

2. Lucas isn't involved anymore. So no more consistent direction.

3. The new actors aren't athletic, and sometimes are out of shape.

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>>198533782
if you try to fix this dumpster fire of a choreography in post, why not also shop out the blade at the very start?
is literally everyone in this industry already an incompetent diversity hire?

>>198533886
QRD?

>>198533989
Telling women to get in shape is sexist
Telling black men to follow scripting orders is racist

>>198534064
>is literally everyone in this industry already an incompetent diversity hire?
Disney has them from top to bottom now.

>>198533691
Jesus Christ Almighty this might have been cool but the editing is fucked

>>198534064
Something similar happened in the Halo show. I think it's the visual effects guys giving their bosses the middle finger because they know shit's retarded and doing the bare minimum of what is requested. I mean, if you worked on a product that you knew was shit, would you give it your all or just skate by and slack off?

>run past woman so she can slice your back

>>198533691
someone edit this so he gets a slap on the butt instead

>>198533099
>filming a laptop screen
Weirdest camrip I've ever seen.

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>>198534225
>She has a melee weapon and I have a ranged weapon
>Better close the distance between us

>>198533099
Yeah this looks really bad, it’s honestly inexcusable. She’s clumsy and amateurish. Luckily she’s cute so I don’t even care how bad the action scenes were.

>>198533099
>diagonal swipe hitting the back of the Stormtrooper's head
>when he falls down he has a straight wound through the middle of his back

>>198533099
was it Episode 3 that got the best sword fighting choreography ?

>>198534530
PT fights were shit 2bh. Too flashy and quick, the actors were very clearly just aiming for each others saber 80% of the time, too many flips and spins to be credible. And anytime I criticize the PT choreography someone chimes in with
>t-they had actual swordsmen choreograph the fights!
As if a steel swords has anything in common with a blade of pure energy. A lightsaber fight should look more like fencing than anything, but even then it would be slightly different.

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>>198533099
>where is blud going

>>198533299
They would practice with each other when it came to lightsaber fights between two actual humans but you’re kidding yourself if you mean that in general. Any scene that wasn’t one of the iconic duels was just the actors flailing around at random and the CG team filling it in afterwards.

Their new rear projection technology limits the space of scenes to like 10 square feet. They use it for fucking every shot and it's so obvious.

>>198533691
Why the fuck did they pause the entire thing for two fucking seconds when it was supposed to be a really quick smart read

>>198533099
The choreography is as good as the writing and characterization. It is made for literal retards.

>>198534850
>PT fights were shit 2bh.
Get the fuck outta here.

>>198534172
Pretty muchits worse because you can see what they were going forbut ira like they went used one of the choreography sessions for the lead up and then cut to the back block when it should have been fast slashes, spin to the back block, breathe, kill without a cut.

>>198534850
https://youtube.com/shorts/pYbDm-igLSM?si=tl2RaHx4d27cIoFT

>>198533691
didn't he have a mask? where the mask

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Disney Choreography is top notch

>>198534530
Return of the Jedi for sure.

>>198533943
Hayden's still got it. Dude kept practicing even after the movies were over.

>>198535119
>Read "for you"
>Start chuckling

this website has ruined me

>>198533301
>Based Ewan and Hayden trained for months
And got so good at it that they'd challenge themselves by upping the pace. It's because they were doing so well that the Mustafar fight was as long as it was.

>>198535131
Fuck no.

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>>198533264
fpbp

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>>198535104
Viewers needs to see his face. Can't have an actor fighting without seeing his face at all times.

>>198535119
This is a 10 year old child who runs like a 4 year old toddler. Did the producers suppress her growth?

>>198534228
lool

>>198533099
>Now, it says here on your CV that you have stage fighting experience
>Yes sir

>>198535119
>Gets teleported back 10 feet every time the camera cuts
It's like a bad dream

>>198533264
it is more laziness than this, we have stunt doubles an many techniques at our disposal

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Disney has the best montages

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>>198533099
Christ this is some Star Wars Kid tier shit.

>>198535058
Shut up faggot.

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>>198533099
They listened to the boomers that the prequels had bad choreography. That's what you get for mimicking the shitty OG fight scenes

>>198535084
Again, just tap-tappy bullshit. It wows brainlets like >>198535058 with all the flashiness, because they can’t perceive the underlying movements and see how shitty it really is.

>>198534384
He wouldn't even be dead, it clearly just burned his armor. It's just a laser, there's no reason why he should have even fallen down desu

>>198533099
Say what you will, but that choreography at least still looks like it has actual weight + emotion to it. The Prequels felt more like a weightless dance than a sword duel to the death. Disney already trumped Lucas' dogshit in that regard alone, and that specific scene from Ahsoka is better than all the Prequel fights combined. Cope.

>>198535119
Reminder that Mike Stoklasa loved this slop

>>198533099
Budget spread thin over multiple episodes in multiple shows instead of one film every three years.

>>198535119
A child might like this, but it is abysmally realized

>>198533099
because they dont care anymore and havent cared for a long time now, theyre pumping out slop like a gosh darn slop factory and they know people will watch it

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>>198533099
>>198533691
>>198533731
>>198533761
>>198533782
>>198533466
>>198534853
>>198535058
>>198535119

>>198536206
>because they dont care anymore
That would imply they even cared to begin with when they never did.

>>198535119
look at her go!

>>198536211
I want one of these about LotR. Make the nerds seethe

>>198535119
Team Rocket-like competence.

>>198535913
>lemme juss whip out dis pizza cutter
Was the budget for this show in the triple digits?

>>198536154
What a horrible take.

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>>198535966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH5O9nk5ucg

>>198535966
i wish to return to more simple times
also this looks better than the actual disney webms posted in this thread

>>198535104
>where the mask
He had it repaired, but then he ditched it for no reason after Rey escaped from his ship. We never see it again.

>>198533691
If he was somehow super skilled enough to predict where the blow would go that far in advance, why crouch, turn away and put the blade behind you instead of just blocking while facing? The way they edited it makes it look like he did something extremely stupid and then exhales in relief like "holy shit that worked?"

>>198536211
So were the originals and yet they weren't lazily produced shit.

>>198536211
is it intended for kids these days? do kids even care about shartwars? i thought it was for nostalgic millenials who can't get go of the past or find new interests elsewhere

>>198536300
...and? Toys get recycled all the time. This isn't the "win" you think it is, incel.

>>198536211
Outdated reaction image, the target demographic is consoomer neckbeards & terminally online twitterinas.

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>>198536211
Star Wars is for adults, that's why it's Shakespearian in nature

>>198536360
How the fuck is her lightsaber not cutting through that rod? Is it made of cortosis?

>>198536360
two old women fighting lol this is what the audience wants

>>198536030
>that obvious man hand
Not even the best passing trannies can fight against biology for long enough and win.

>>198536049
It's a fucking visual medium, dude. For a Space Fantasy film. It's supposed to be flashy and cinematic. Why do you people always want everything to be the most realistic and yet blandest shit possible?

>>198536211
I despise this bald kike like you wouldn't believe, and I genuinely hope he gets exposed/cancelled for holding illegal shit on his HDDs since he definitely looks like the type who would.

>>198536360
The way they introduces that Morgan character was pretty weird. In Mando she was just some freak of the week rando and somehow made it to main villain henchman in Ahsoka.

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>>198536300
>if she breathes, she's a THOOOTTT!!!
Still brilliant to this day.

>>198533691
Why was a before and after shot of his face necessary? Was it so the audience could be reminded who the fuck the character was?

>>198535133
It's also because he at least gave a shit about it, unlike all the newcomer actors

>>198536410
Then you've got a fried brain. Can't post nudes on /tv/

>>198536426
>Oy vey, the goyim are revolting against our slop! It's annuduh shoah, oy gevalt!

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>>198536355
>...and? Toys get recycled all the time. This isn't the "win" you think it is, inc-ACK

>>198536484
Sauce?

>>198536439
Aww little boo boo bitch baby got bullied too hard? Gonna cwy?

>>198536505
Go to bed, Patrick.

>>198535868
Stunt doubles are too noticeable for how much pay they're worth. That's why they use cg instead, these days.

>>198536505
What the fuck kind of post is this? Is this a female poster? I remember that thread about spotting female posters.

>>198536571
lmao little piece of shit shrimp dick very mad :)

very emotional, VERY upset :D

>>198536571
Do you have a screenshot? Sounds interesting. We might need an update on troons vs women too, troons are hysterical in the way women are but don't type exactly like them.

>>198536595
If you need to use two separate smiley faces to show everyone how you're totally not bubbling there's a very good chance you likely are

>>198536625
Agreed.
And maybe we can orgy and fuck the stupid out of them to restore sense.

>>198533099
Holy fucking shit, this isn't real, right??

>>198536676
see
>>198536211

and then realize you look like a fucking loser for caring about this at all

>>198533510
your attempted gotcha falls flat because it has nothing to do with what anyone's talking about

>>198533099
IS THIS REAL
is that robert de niro?

>>198533099
Because they know that brainless slopchuggers will watch it anyway

>>198533099
If you don't pay for the best stunt and fight coordinators and use directors experienced in shooting fights, your fights don't look good

>>198536360
Uhhhhhh Ahsoka you have two swords???? HELLO

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>disney
What was the last western film/serie with good fight choreography? I do not remember.

>>198536703
>S-stop noticing things!

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>>198536703
no one cares about it. no one is watching it. the most engagement its getting from anyone, anywhere, is laughing at how shit it is.

With modern imaging technology where it is, can anyone explain why they don't just give the actors and stuntpeople foam bladed light sabers and get them to actually hit each other then make the foam look like a lightsaber blade?

>>198536795
lmao is that lady pregnant?

>>198536476
That's clearly a man.

>>198535338
but it seems he's without it most of the times, not the contrary

>>198536849
in labor

>>198536795
>What was the last western film/serie with good fight choreography
John Wick.

>>198533099
Trillion dollar company btw

>>198536822
>all this choreography for such shit acting and writing with cg everywhere

shame

>>198536901
Get over it. It's just a duel. There are better scenes in the same show. Stop acting assblasted over something geared towards children. Why do you even care you fucking bastard?

>>198535119
Clearly they're just playing tag and like all good adults aren't seriously trying to catch her because it's more fun for her to think she's just barely managing to escape. I refuse to believe this is a serious threatening scene

>>198536305
Star Wars Kid was so relentlessly mocked both online and in meatspace that he turned into a social recluse and has spent the last twenty years in and out of therapy because of it. Last I heard people would still go up to him and talk to him about the video

>>198533691
I haven't bothered to make the webm yet but when Ren kills the last one by forcing jumping towards him (backwards) the guy just swings for the air instead of Ren.

>>198536936
Why do you care about some guy posting on 4 chan?

I'm not saying Disney isn't shit, but Disney being shit isn't a reason to call the Prequels good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0mUVY9fLlw

>>198536936
>children
It's geared towards adults with money. Money they will go buy Star Wars Funko Pops and Finn action figures. Kids can't buy dead stormtroopers.

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>>198533099
Good choreography needs
1) Actors capable of performing it
2) A coordinator capable of organising it
3) A director willing to spend as long as it takes to get the perfect scene
4) Producers who don't barge in and demand a rushjob

Disney is fucked on all four of these.
TLJ in particular had a very illuminating quote from Rian Jonson about Daisy Ridley learning all her moves in under a week. Given the sheer fucking state of the action in that movie, he almost certainly said
>fuck it, that will do
and rushed it, which lead to the hilarious moment where he forgot to properly shoot a scene and had to edit a knife out because he didn't want to reshoot it.

>>198537050
Is The Matrix, thr gold standard for Hollywood choreography?

>>198537002
>nooo you can tell they weren't trying to hit eachother!!!
And when 90 year old obi wan vs vader were looking like 2 pensioners having a dispute (because they were) that was okay, right?

>>198536795
The Avengers (2012)
Despite being the start of genuine capeshit, I can't recall any of the choreography being shit. Even when you give total control of the choreography to cg teams today you get fucked up results from people that don't know how to animate.

>>198536795
Leitch and Stahelski have a bit of a monopoly on good looking fights in Hollywood

>>198533099
Gisney is shit

>>198536394
Beskar. The Mary Sue of materials. Basically, Boba Fett glazers bullshit brought to screen.

>>198536049
>just tap-tappy bullshit
And the Obi-Wan vs Vader fight wasn't?

>>198535966
This genuinely looks better than OPs. He could be some fat drunken master jedi fighting style. Would be tight

>>198536830
Cause, they use Hasbro lightsabers that glow and give them that illumination on the characters faces that nobody actually cares about.
Those things are kind of fragile so they can't go full force like they did in the prequels with aluminum and carbon fiber blades.

>>198533099
You literally copied this post from reddit.

>>198536830
Right now, they're using light up LED blades. >>198536360

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>>198537163
I'll never get over the fact that disney somehow managed to steal almost every single one of all the worst ideas of the EU. Even the ones that aren't shit they manage to implement in ways antithetical to their original incarnation.
They'd have had a better track record if they'd written the ideas out in a litter box and decided which ones to take by seeing which the cat shits on.

>>198533691
All they had to do was speed the shot up of the guy attacking him. Why the fuck did they leave the pause in.

>>198537082
>>198537224
>b-b-b-but the acting and dialogue was so much better!
>master of evil darth
lol

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>>198533731
Why do old people want to destroy younger people's happiness? It's so strange. What's the fucking end game?

>>198536999
Why not?

>>198535119
Made me laugh when an anon said she runs like a covid baby.

A kid that was born before covid and or was still around that age she is here and learnt nothing during those two years.

Why not just have choreography that isn't shit?

>>198535338
This is why Matrix kicked so much ass with the cast learning all the choreography for months and shit.

>>198533943
>>198535133
Even that fight wasn't very good.
That behind the back spin move that everybody was baseding about was shit.
In ROTS when Anakin does it, Obi-Wan is right next to him and if he doesn't block it, Obi-Wan kills him. In Ashoka (and Obi-Wan show) he does it while being 10 feet away from his opponent. Just vibing or something.

>>198537369
BECAUSE IT'S 2024 YOU CHUD! DEMANDING MORE FROM OUR DIVERSITY HIRES IS NOT OKAY

>>198537328
Where's the shit?

>>198536211
That's not excuse for a bad product you fucking loser.

>>198537002
>>198537328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1MnMA0TzGI
>stands 4 meters apart
>just tapping away at the saber
Boomers have no standards.

>>198537328
Given Vader isn't trying to kill Luke here, this is actually better. Luke only takes two swings, both of which are aimed at Vader rather than next to or above him. One of them even connects.

>>198537401
since the jedi are already doing magic n' shit they may as well go full on shaw brothers with wires

>>198536999
It is because that anon is a Simp.

He’s obsessed with the bland actress in OP and hates when others criticize his waifu’s show.

/tv/ has a problem where Simps come here to defend their awful media because they have a schizo obsessive disorder with the bland actresses of the show.

>>198537369
Because tranny writers/directors and the diverse production team who have no clue what they're doing absolutely hate people who are passionate about something. You think they're going to hire proffesional stuntmen/choreographers who would put their heart and soul into making it the best fights? Naw. Laquisha will just tell the on set pajeet tranny director to just do some turns and flicks.

>>198537442
>it's supposed to look like shit
lol
lmao even

>>198536595
YWNBAW

>>198535119
>FOR YOU

>>198537308
ANH did not age well at all. The alterations done to it were supposed to future proof it for future generations. Even then it still isn't great compared to what came after.

>>198537328
Vader swings at empty space when Hamill is long gone several times.
Luke hits Vader in the NECK, sparks fly from shoulder.
Those antennas Vader cuts, the blade is too short cause the animators didn't extend it.
They also clearly meet their swords in the middle like in every other movie sword fight not done by William Hobbs.

>>198537513
Fucking. Cope.
You have all these copes lined up for why it looks like shit and why it's okay, but when have no problem shitting on TPM or RotS.
You're just a hypocrite.
kys.

>>198536396
Nothing says "action" like two middle age bitches having a cat fight.

>>198537523
The fights in the OT are not good. If you grew up on action films, you'd be very disappointed.

>>198537050
I'd like to add that the director and the producers probably have no eye for good action. That's why they don't just make sloppy overly-cut action scene copes and instead allow garbage like OP's webm, wide shot with no cut so you can see all the shit on display. And most of the choreography really just looks like the quality you'd see done in live theater, it's really crap. For all the pander Disney does to China, one wonders why they haven't hired a team from China to do their fight scenes, probably because they're all men.

>>198536933
Lazy Lucas didn't actually have actor fight at the edge of a volcano.

>>198537552
It's not cope at all. It's an old ass movie from the 70s. No shit it wouldn't compare to the shit that'd come afterwards. It's a fucking given. It's the same shit with everything else.

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>>198537433
I kind of give them leeway cause the Vader stuntman probably doesn't see shit in that helmet so the only thing he can do is hold the lightsaber up. And no very up at that cause his shoulderpads restrict his movement.
Hamill should show some more grave and better footwork.

>>198537592
Not to mention all the shaky cam in the Kenobi show. Insanely amateur.

>>198537446
Funilly enough, Lucas didn't like wirefu.

>>198537654
>that fucking useless ass spin where he was wide open
OT has great choreography btw

>>198537446
It'd be on brand with Genndy Wars.

>>198537633
Yeah sorry, I didn't actually read what you wrote, because I've done this song and dance so often.
I'll link to that post later on when appropriate.

>>198537654
>yeah double spin bro
>fuck these railings
>and this railing too
>fuck this air
>oh right you're ready for me to hammer away at you now

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>>198536936
>LEAVE THE BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION ALONE!

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>>198537654
¸>that pipe that's nowhere near Luke
>fuck that particular pipe

>>198536939
>turned into a social recluse
What a dumbass. That's some shit you just have to embrace and monetize, because you can't ever make it go away.

>>198534850
fencing is boring is shit, it's just poking the other guy with a stick
the fight would be over in like 10 seconds

>>198537797
It's to make it more flashy and interesting. Remember, this is before movies gave a fuck about fight choreography.

>>198533099
This is legit one of the most embarrassing things I've ever seen.
Dunc and Rebel Moon really didn't need to try so hard when this is their competition.

>>198534850
These niggas use the Force. They shouldn't be fighting like us, but like them.

>>198537947
>choreography wasn't a thing before
lmao shut the fuck up.

>>198537433
The OT used Japanese kendo as the guide for how to use the light saber, and while they did add some hollywood-tier bullshit, like the spins, etc, OT fights look much more realistic than the flashy faggy shit Lucas used in the prequels.

>>198536795
Extraction 2.
Dunc

>>198538006
>muh realism
>muh kendo
And yet they're standing 4 meters apart and lazily whacking at the saber until it's time to actually land the hit in which case they very clearly fall into a pre-defined pose as seen here >>198537654 where vader just falls for no reason.

>>198538006
>japanese kendo
As opposed to European kendo?
It all makes sense now. The incessant need to defend this shit.
Weeb.

>>198538057
>>198538082

Seethe more, faggots.

>>198537990
Not to the levels of the 90s and 2000s, no.

>>198538105
Yeah bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_hlyLvlqy8
They just tossed them a sword and let them go at it.

>>198533099
why would they be any less bad at it

>>198538006
>OT fights look much more realistic than the flashy faggy shit Lucas used in the prequels.
Who gives a shit about realism? Star Wars is Space Fantasy. It can have the fantastical anime fights. These guys have the Force. They're not going to be fighting like regular ass people.

>>198538169
The fact they have Force powers in the first place makes the flashy sword fights kinda redundant.

>>198538202
And pray tell, what do you know of the Force? How should it look when 2 precognitive wizards fight?

>>198538202
It's for the audience, dude. Having them fight like regular is boring to look at.

>>198538169
>Who gives a shit about realism?
Every person with a brain. It's called plausible deniability and contributes to the appreciation of the story and the characters. That's why all these "stronk womyn" films fail, because they aren't believable, and look stupid.

>>198533099
kek
looks like a grandma playing with her grandkids

>>198538247
>How should it look when 2 precognitive wizards fight?
Qui-Gon spells out how it works. https://youtu.be/ArCYqZCFmIA?si=ibANYhEDie2EX5QD&t=16

>>198538256
>muh realism
So how did you feel about Gandalf surviving his encounter with a Baelrog? Actually what's your thoughts on a Baelrog?

>>198538256
>That's why all these "stronk womyn" films fail, because they aren't believable, and look stupid.
That's because it's tiny women fighting groups of big dudes. It looks retarded no matter what.

>>198538398
>That's because it's tiny women
No, it's because it's women. The average junior high school boy can destroy probably 95% of all women, and the "best" women athletes perform at a about the level of a high school boy.

Nobody watches that shit except coomer faggots, like you, and man hating feminists that hate not being born with a penis.

>>198538256
>>198538358
Actually I won't be waiting for you to reply because you're a mental midget.
Movies can establish in-universe rules.
You being unable to understand these rules is beside the point.
Fucking kys.

>>198536211
"intended for children"
not "looks like it was made by children"

>>198536439
Didn't he spaz out about some capeshit on X (formerly Twitter) and get flooded with this image in response until he had a mental breakdown?

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>>198536211

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>>198535756
The Simpsons exposed this practice 20 years ago

>>198533691
All they had to do is remove the first scene with his reaction to make it not look retarded.

>>198535119
Is that fucking flea?

>>198538594
>Not what I fucking said, dummy.
What did he say then?

>>198536360
Man what is about modern cinema that looks so fake and stupid?
The actors look dumb.
They say dumb stuff.
The actual scenes look bad.
Like its not like I even want to get immersed with it but just get cringed out and want to turn it off.
Am I just too old for kinos?

>>198533099
Women are mostly incompetent at everything, including this

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>>198538836
funnily enough what he said was even worse for him. He said that you shouldn't care about it (to criticise, naturally. Caring enough to spend hours sucking TLJ's dick was just fine.)
the dumb motherfucker seriously didn't grasp that saying something so stupid would inevitably be thrown back in his face

>>198538836
fuck jannies

>>198537980
Tired of hearing this too. Precognition has nothing to do with the actual movements. The tap-tappy spinning flashy bullshit can’t be excused by the Force.

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>>198538938
That's so fucking stupid. To criticize something implies you cared in the first place. If you didn't, you wouldn't be critiquing at all. What drugs is this limpdick on?

>>198537865
Exactly, lightsaber duels should be very fast because even a glancing blow would do insane damage. They’re literally “I win” sticks. They should be focused on keeping distance.

>>198539286
He's on the "I wear sunglasses all the time to look like a badass and get off on fucking with other people" drug. He's just an asshole, don't think too deeply on it.

>>198537833
The dude wanted to live a normal life, not have it revolve around some joke video he made when he was 15 and wasn't even intended to be viewed by anyone else.

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>>198539286
In his defence, this was during the unprecedented gaslighting blitz enacted by disney's various sockpuppets, all in an attempt to blugeon any dissent away and to bury critique. He doubtless thought that being a smug cunt with a paper thin bearing of being above it all wouldn't have any drawbacks once the uppity plebs were back in line, and was thus happy to be spout off anything he thought might be usable as an epic zinger.
Now granted, that defence has the caveat of being shameless stooge, but that was obvious anyway.

>>198533820
Stop being racist

>>198533099
Because they only hire women gays and cucks. Real men dedicate themselves to getting a good take and accept the possibility of getting injured

>>198536476
who is she

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>>198533943

>>198539279
answer >>198538247

>>198540303
>instantly assumes the position
She's well trained and a good friend.

>>198536211
I know this faggot is a disingenuous shill, but it's funny because if kids are the barometer then it also fails because kids aren't buying the merch anymore.

>>198533099
Nice webm, faggot. Clean your laptop, pig.

>>198540001
hannaowo

>>198535119
Why is Piccolo from Dragon Ball Evolution in Star Wars?

>>198538866
this same thing is happening to me too.
I think people's standards and expectations for media have lowered in general and new tv & movies are objectively bad for all the reasons you mention, but normie faggots would have us believe that we are being cynical and too nitpicky and that nothing has gotten worse.

>>198533264
You think they just have the females use force powers exclusively to compensate

>>198536394
It's made of the s0ifaggot new version of cortosis

>>198533099
What show even is this?

>>198533782
Was she supposed to get stabbed there?

>>198536888
LMFAO

>>198537078
LMFAO

Street Fighter The Movie had better choreography than that shit.

>>198541818
ahsoka

>>198536360
>doesn't use any nightsister magick shit
No one can fool me that Filoni came up with that shit after the episode had been produced.

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>>198533691
Fixed.

>>198534172
>>198534994
>>198537302
Rise of Skywalker was rushed even by Disney Wars standards and the editor was editing the movie pretty much on the set, as it was being shot.

>>198533301
It’s literal slop, I wouldn’t care either if I was the producer. The average viewer of Star Wars has an IQ of 90.

>>198536211
Funny there was no children in the original trilogy

>>198537654
Looks good. Context of the scene is Luke is rage swinging.

>>198541818
does it even matter anymore? it's all the same shit. a fucking winded feminist jedi who waves her light saber around like a ribbon dance or something

>>198533099
Because you lack media literacy

>>198533889
Nah, Moana was very Kino. Way better than frozen, which is quite shitty.

>>198536211
>Stop noticing how offensively bad my work is!
>You're just racist/sexist/fagist!
>You just didn't get it!
>IT WAS ALWAYS BAD AND YOU WERE WRONG FOR LIKING IT!!!

>>198543687
Honestly about 100 times better now. I’m sure that edit cost millions of dollars.

>>198533099
>*Kills you gayly.*

>>198535149
kek me every time with this webm

>>198536360
Oh yeah this show. Whatever happened to that BPD looking sith girl with the raccoon makeup?

>>198537594
That's not what he means jackass. He's saying the actors put in a bunch of work just for lucas to take a fat dump on it all. The best choreography they made, we didn't get at all in the films, and the shit that wasn't dumb fighting that appeals to kids, was just shit. the dialogue, the writing. it was all garbage

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>>198544472
she's busy being my wife

>>198535119
It's Leia. Disney has some shit but the obi v Vader fight was amazing, him screwing up the black chick was good, Mando has some decent stuff, Ashoka has some decent stuff.
This slides because it's Leia and her father was flying death races at the same age against professional fighters

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>>198533099
>How come Disney is so bad at fight choreography?
https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/1ca5vxn/why_is_lightsaber_choreography_so_bad_now_a_days/

>>198543687
The blow is also very stupid.

>>198538247
>pray tell
faggy redditor-speak should be a permaban

>>198533299
They don't have weeks for choreography for every fight with every actor for a TV show. The shittier fights are because of the format. They have to film way more scenes.

>>198544607
nothing wrong with a kid's movie being corny

>>198536300
wtf
those could've been given to poors as a tax writeoff

>>198533099
choreography got cut and you had stuff like tcw really slowing and dumbing down the fights.

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>>198535104
He destroyed it in frustration in The Last Jedi after Snoke mocked it and its absence symbolized him stepping out of the shadow of both Vader and Snoke. Then he had it repaired in Rise of Skywalker for some reason with red lines so they could sell new toys. Then he abandoned again for more symbolism. It really just goes to show how poorly planned the sequel trilogy was with J.J. Abrams immediately walking back Rian Johnson's decisions to say "no actually..."

>>198537654
wait, how did they get those pipes to spark?

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>>198536360

Is this supposed to be sparring or an actual fight? Because Ahsoka has openings for kill shots three times.

>>198537707
thing is, genndy wars is how non-force users would perceive force users, literally flashes of light and the stuff getting rekted really quick.

>>198533099
Does a farmer care if his pigs dont like the slop?
No. Because he knows his pigs will consoom any slop he gives them.

>>198536795
I think The Last Duel had good fights. I prefer the swordfights in The Duelists, seeing as their both Ridley Scott, but The Last Duel still had good ones.

>>198540303
If they'd killed her here it actually would've been great.

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>>198546312
>food analogy

>>198543687
DISNEY
HIRE
THIS
MAN

>>198546340
she should've died during the clone wars. removing filioni nepotism and her collection of fluff feats, ashoka is just an average Jedi. Vader would instantly crush her and you wouldn't get that scene whatsoever.

>>198546839
Should've killed her in Mortis.

>>198537089
The Captain America movies had better fights than the 2012 Avengers movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp6hhq8DdgU

>>198546911
that too, but what I meant is that she should've died in year 1 of the conflict. Unless the Mortis is within year 1.

>>198537335
They're all boomers and most of them are women. The end game is that they have no mental maturity are facing death without acceptance or spirituality, they are scared and angry with themselves but lack the self awareness to address it so try to take it out on others that they feel threatened by.

>>198534091
You are a colossal faggot :^)

>>198533099
Same reason their CGI is so laughable, they simply don't think they need to put effort into anything anymore because people will eat it up anyway. And they're right - even if everything they make is panned, that means they're still watching
It really is sad seeing effects get mogged by 1995-2005 movies when technology has advanced exponentially

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>>198533099
>>198533264
>>198533299
>>198533301
>chuds failing media literacy test

>>198537297
Yeah I remember reading the plot to Ep. 9 and thinking they just took the already bad Dark Victoy and made it worse.

>>198533299
>actors in Lucas' movies would undergo weeks of training and choreography.
LMAO yeah I'm sure Alec Guiness was doing that. I'm sure the Darth Vader stunt double was too. Liam Neeson was surely doing all of that too. And of course Christopher Lee too. And how could I forget Ian Mcdiarmid

>>198534285
I've been laughing at this gif for 5 minutes now thought you should know

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>>198533099
zoomies out here recording their laptops and shit

>>198543687
It's still pretty dumb but legitimately a thousand times better. It's insane how low the competency of Disney's staff is on every level that autists here can blow them out of the water at their job in between shitposting and masturbation sessions.

>>198538256
>plausible deniability

I think you meant "suspension of disbelief"

>>198536211
I love this image because it's essentially admitting "IT'S FUCKING GARBAGE MEANT FOR MORONS SO YOU CAN'T JUDGE IT!"

>>198547703
It's old as fuck but I'm glad you're enjoying it.

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>>198544825
>The blow is also very stupid.
Without it.

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>>198549422
Oups, forgot the auto aspect ratio

>>198535119
>>198535149
>>198537487
WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF YOUR PLAN?

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>>198536394
Don't forget that lightsabers are easily defeated by a plant named after Chuck Norris.

>>198533099
Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit

>>198533691
From the twisted mind of Rian Johnson

>>198533820
Stop asking and start consooming

>>198534228
kek

>>198547555
>media literacy
I can smell your sweat from here, fatso

>>198536322
To me it looked like he was getting tired and needed a quick break.

>>198547703
newfag

>>198533099
It's understandable that some viewers might have concerns about Disney's fight choreography, especially if they're used to seeing more complex or realistic fight scenes in other media. Disney tends to prioritize storytelling that appeals to a wide audience, including families and younger viewers. As a result, they may focus more on narrative elements, character development, and maintaining a certain level of accessibility in their action sequences. However, there are certainly examples within Disney's repertoire where they've executed impressive fight choreography, particularly in their live-action films or certain animated features. Ultimately, the approach to fight choreography often aligns with Disney's overall storytelling goals and target audience.

>>198534285
did he survive?

>>198547944
>using the phone to post and not the laptop
zoomers are retarded

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DEI + Competency Crisis

Remember when Lucas initially sold Star Wars to Disney and people were hopeful that they'd revive the series? It hard to even believe that was a reality we used to live in.

>>198551079
>dude there was a shitty fight in a show nobody watched the west has fallen it’s literally the roman empire!!!
Fucking kill yourself

>>198546839
I still hate how Ahsoka is suddenly this legendary feared Jedi master who can go toe to toe with the best lightsaber duelists. Why the FUCK is she so special??

>>198551112
The West is declining pretty sharply bro

>>198551136
Hey there! Ahsoka's evolution into a formidable Jedi master wasn't sudden but a result of her growth and experiences over time. She started as Anakin Skywalker's Padawan and underwent significant trials and challenges, which shaped her into the skilled and capable Jedi we see later on. Ahsoka's unique path allowed her to develop distinct abilities and perspectives, making her a standout character in the Star Wars saga. What are your thoughts on her character arc?

>>198547555
Yeah she only got trained by a jedi and is force sensitive and is supposed to be a mandalorian who's good at fighting. How racist can you be expecting her to be more competent than a beginner at a children's fencing class?

>>198533820
into the Force dimension

>>198547555
I knew it. Are all these threads copied from r*ddit/x (formerly twitter)

>>198534853
Their helmets have video displays inside them, like Apple Vision Pro™.
It glitched out after hitting the ground, they were seeing a delayed version of events and thought that the Jedi filth was still in front of them.

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>Animation completely mogs live action

a case of the live action quality getting worse, or animation quality getting better?

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>>198535119
>AAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE NOT A KNEE-HIGH PIECE OF WOOD! FOILED AGAIN!
how does this shit happen in a several million dollar series is beyond me, I hate this industry so much

>>198551647
This looks like shit. Kill yourself, retarded manchild, lol.

>>198537328
Fucking amazing

>>198544825
there's only so much you can fix in post

>>198533691
they really missed a great opportunity with adam driver

>>198543687
good job