These movies are astonishingly boring.How can you make an action spy movie so boring?I guess they sold well as an overreaction to Brosnan Bond getting too silly, but theyre just so miserable and dull.
>>198557248What did you think of the original?
>>198557287didnt know it was a remakewill definitely give it a shot
>>198557248I hate how the camera is always shaking in these movies.
>>198557307It's a miniseries. Richard Chamberlain was the queen of miniseries.
They were good movies, and frankly better than the Bond movies of that time.
>>198557248There was a time when this shit was "discount james bond".If only we knew how bad things would become...
>>198557530Yes, Identity was miles better than Die Another Day.
>>198557248the first bourne movie is one of the few perfect movies. Perfect music, action, casting and story. Not a single second wasted. I guess the last action sequence was not great.Bond movies arent action movies. Theyre more about wish fulfillment adventure slop. This board loves old bond movies but honestly they aged like milk.The paris apartment fight scene is literally one of the best action scenes ever made. Bond movies look like saturday morning cartoons in comparison
>>198557601I mean. Danny Craig bond blows this shit out of the fucking water.Skyfall and Casino Royale easily clear Top 5 bonds of all time.And No Time to Die is up there too.
>>198557827Too obvious
>>198557848Not a joke at all friend.There is very little here in Bourne: acting, cinematography, character writing, action choreography, that is anywhere remotely as interesting as the latest Bond Generation.I'm not going to pretend that Bourne didn't have a significant influence on Danny Craig bond.Both are clear reactions to Brosnan getting way too campy.But the shallow emphasis on "realism" is embarrassingly pretentious.As if there were no color in europe.As if Bourne were somehow a "more grounded" spy thriller, as he stunts across Paris.Silly.
>>198558010>And No Time to Die is up there too.Once you've shit the bed there's no going back to sleep.
>>198558054>No Time to DieWhat's your problem with it?
>>198558108It sucks
>>198558143You dont even wanna try to explain?I guess I'll confess I haven't watched it in a while.But it felt like a decent end for Craig Bond.Little retread of "i'm too old for this shit" again, but theres still a coherent sense of progression for him.Maybe I'll go back through Craig bond after im done with Bourne.
>>198558243Sorry let me explain it better.The first Borne is alright, and the rest sucked.The first Craig Bond sucked, and the rest sucked dick.
>video game reload sound effectalmost kino>>198558351>The first Craig Bond suckedThe fuck you what?You didnt have any problems with it 5 minutes ago but now its no longer No Time to Die thats the problem but Casino Royale?
>>198558427Nope all sucked. But No Time to Die was obvious bait. I mean even "general audiences" disliked that slop.Last post from me btw your mom is nearly out of the shower.
>>198558499>I mean even "general audiences" disliked that slop.So we just lyin' now
>>198557248>These movies are astonishingly boring.npc detected
>>198557248I refuse to watch these movies because them existing lead to the casting of Daniel Craig as James Bond and those godawful movies he did.
>>198559906What were they thinking? This would look insane even in John Wick.
>>198557601This series kneecapped Bond for nearly two decades while it's largely forgotten now but had such a profound domino effect on the biggest movie franchise around. >>198557530If you're a midwit Redditor, sure.
>>198557827>SkyfallYou will never be a woman.
>>198559961Nothing would look insane in John Wick after the fucking bulletproof clothes.
>>198557248You're filtered hard, these movies has a special european early 2000s aura thats so cozy, when he docks in italy in the morning and take the train through switzerland to germany is peak kino. Ill admit the 3rd movie isnt the best but the first 2 are great.Wish someone would make similar movies.
>>198557248The first movie is good but the rest of them are fucking crazy boring, iirc the one with Hawkeye was pretty good as well.It's like they never wanted to be an action movie and really wanted to be a grimdark political intrigue movie.
>>198560039This
>>198557248fuck off, retard.
>>198557248this scene secretly made her wet, right?
>>198560039>these movies has a special european early 2000s aura thats so cozy,Any other films like that out? I get sort of the same feeling in Ronin.
>>198557530Contrarian as fuck. Even the shit bond movies from the 80s are better
>>198557816Connery's movies aged excellently, Bond is all about the charisma. Most men just can't be effortlessly cool.
>>198561089The Italian Job, Ocean's Twelve, Before Sunrise.
>>198560039back when europe was politically and economically relevant
>>198560039>film is mostly set in europe>oozes sovlevery time
>>198561052Julia Stiles character was retconned to be fucking Jason. So yeah, I'm pretty sure her basement was flooded!
>>198557248first film is great. The rest are boring shit.
>>198561089Run Lola Run. 1998, so a mix of late 90s and early noughts.
OH BABETHEN IT FELL APART
>>198557827>And No Time to Die is up there too.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1713194701020069.webm
>>198557601there are no "good JB", CR apart.there are four (4) JB - JB as in Jason Bourne.not debatable.
>>198561898It's bait. He even has Reddit spacing to make it extra obvious.
>>198560039>these movies has a special european early 2000s aura thats so cozyAs a military brat who lived in Miesenbach Germany in 2000-2002 during middle school, I'll 100% confirm this.I love watching the first Bourne film. It makes me entirely reminiscent of my time spent in Europe. It looks great.
>>198557601Would you consider Mission Impossible discount James Bond too?
>>198561910>JB as in Jason Bourneas opposed to James Bond, or Jack Bauer, or Jethan Bunt, or Jichael Besten, etc.
>>198562076They are. Cruise only took the IP because it was a direct Bond knockoff in the 60's spycraze and a way to get his Bond aspirations out of his system. MI2 is an off-brand Bond movie.
>>198562161MI2 is the least bond-like film of the entire franchise, it's a John Woo film through and through.
>>198562093Jack BeacherJan from BuncleJaustin BowersJeed for Beed
>boringTypical zoomer expression when can't be parted from their phone for mere 2 hours, at this point brain root is already irreversible
>>198562531you dont think Bourne is immature spy thriller schlock?
>>198561824i knew it
>>198562763Nope, in fact, bourne stories are more grounded in reality than any bond (except quantum) would ever be.
>>198557248I loved all 3 and even the Renner movie has some cool stuff in it. Bond fags are eternally seething because the franchise latched into it because it had no direction after Brosnan left.
>>198563040>all 3>even renner
>>198563136there aren't 29 months dude
>This time we surely will bet bourne>He is going into a trap>O no a protesting crowd
>>198560039I like that it's set in Europe as well. but as trai/n/ autist it always irritated me that he's riding a French TGV from Italy to Switzerland and not an Italian train.
I can't remember which one I saw in theaters but the action scenes made me want to throw up. Why can't they just keep the camera still
>>198557248All /tv/ readers should be hip to the fact that the Bourne movies are woke Bond - anti-James Bond in fact. The villains are always his bosses, rather than foreign actors. He feels guilt about hurting people. These films condemn patriotism, capitalism, misogyny, violence, and many other hallmarks of Bond and conservatism.
>>198557248first one was objectively greatsecond and third were mehnever saw the renner movie or the last bourne but i heard they were pretty pointlessthey should do a 6th movie with jesse plemons as bourne, have him gain about 100 lbs for it
>>198557248Those flicks, particularly the first, were so comfy; just make me wanna ride a train around europe desu.
>>198563136I didn't see it, but it sounded dumb. I'm a sucker for super soldier stuff in a "realistic" setting so I can't help but like Renner's.
>>198557530based>>198559978007 is redditcore
>>198559952You should watch the first one at least, it's more of a european spy movie in the veign of la femme nikita and ronin than the later movies.
>>198557248>These movies are astonishingly boring.There's something wrong with your brain, anon. I'm an ADHD retard and I love me some Boure kino.
>>198563717>All /tv/ readers should be hip to the fact that the Bourne movies are woke Bondbest comment in years.
>>198563717>All /tv/ readers should be hip to the fact that the Bourne movies are woke Bondcouldn't have put it better.
>>198557431I saw the second one in the theater and thought I was going to puke
>>198561552>Julia Stiles character was retconned to be fucking JasonWhen was that?
>>198566460>>198566592Samefag. Also Bond fags hate the Bourne trilogy because the Bond Franchise has never pulled off 3 good movies in a row.
