Now don't laugh at this next part.... BURN LOCAL
>>198563814Nine. Eleven.
>>198563814FREEZE GLOBAL
A middling synthesis
>>198563814this guy is a fucking marine, he does navy seals tier exercises 5 days a week
The Danny Trejo of deniros
>>198563814dont wanna mess with this old lump of coal
>>198563993Yeah, that's what I'd call this. A milquetoast amalgam.
>>198563814I walked through blood and bone to find Rig so I could m'ask him sumnhe was in Alexandria at the time
>>198564606
>>198563814>raised in a blue collar catholic family>joins gang as a youth and gets caught up in the street life>judge gives him an ultimatum of jail or military service>joins the marine corps>becomes an elite delta force recon ranger>operates in the hottest of warzones >gets out>joins pmc>continues operating>gets involved with cartels running security for them>decides to turn his life around>becomes a successful actor/life coach/youth counselor >burns local>is a real one>pitt daddy>could kick your assWhat a guy
>>198564788don't forget he got his career in acting by being spotted in the streets by a director that thought he would be perfect in the cast, guy needs a biopic
>>198564788Is literally any of that true in any way beyond him just saying so? Wheres that one navy seal guy on youtube that checks if special forces larpers are legit or not?
Freeze Global
>>198564886>Wheres that one navy seal guy on youtube that checks if special forces larpers are legit or not?who?
>>198564912Don shipley thats the guy
>>198564942sounds interesting I'll check his channel out
>>198563814>oh, come on
>>198563814>So this Negan fella forced the entire group of survivors to their knees and had them tied up. He wanted them to feel fully submitted to his sadistic lust for power. He had this baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire so he could enact blunt force trauma and tear at the flesh and bone of his victims. He singled out a young asian man and forced everyone to watch as he repeatedly bashed his skull in, including his lover who shrieked in terror at the display of brutality. Every swing Negan took deformed this poor fellows head, even forcing his eyes out of their sockets. Through sheer force of will the young asian man survived long enough to call out his beloveds name, before Negan finally struck the life and brain matter out him forever. >As they cried in horror and mourning for their friend Negan laughed and mocked them- I mean this guy was a real jerk
>>198565175Now Shane... you wouldn't say that on AMC
Shane was a prophet. Rigg couldn't keep'em safe.
>>198564788>burns his trash in the back gardenWouldn't want to mess with him.
>>198564788he sounds based
>>198564010The marines i know are weak alchoholic losers. And i say that as their friend
>>198565589you don't sound much like a friend anon
>>198565589Well the marines I know could kick the shit out of the ones you know.
>>198565609He's just a bad friend OKAY
>So yeah I really needed to beat the everloving shit out of my wife to get closer to God and become the man I was meant to be>WowNothing has burned more locally than this podcast.
The worst part is the burnocracy.
BURN LOCAL IN HELL YOU SON OF A BITCH
NO MORE GLOBAL MEAT
Horrible crossover. Possibly the worst crossover /tv/ ever had.
>I'm gonna burn local them all
>>198566479it's so bad it reminds me of that horrible tragedy
>>198566479the worst part is the hypocrisy
>>198564788Jonathan Edward Bernthal was born in Washington, D.C. on September 20, 1976, to a Jewish family. He is the son of Joan Lurie (née Marx) and Eric Lawrence "Rick" Bernthal, a former lawyer with Latham & Watkins LLP and chair of the board of directors for The Humane Society of the United States until 2019. His paternal grandfather was musician and producer Murray Bernthal (1911–2010).
>>198566697kino
>>198564788Johnny came to our gym in Brooklyn to train for Punisher. Everyone thought he was just a Hollywood fanook, but he ko'd everyone, including our heavyweights. He's a real one. He threw a party for us before he left and made his nana's sauce and meatballs with braciole. Marona mia, it was unbelievable. Better then my mom's.
>>198567316wtf is this real please tell me you ask him for a selfie
>>198564788>>raised in a blue collar catholic familykek I know so many Jews who wish they were Italian, what is that all about?
>>198567162>>198568058>h-he jewish>produces two wonderful Aryan children
I saw John Bernthal at the whole foods in Santa Monica. He saw me staring at him and at first I was embarrassed but he came over waving and smiling. he said "Hey man... want to see a real one?" he pointed and I saw he had an egg cradled in his inner elbow. he never once broke eye contact as he slowly flexed his arm, crushing the egg. then he made me clean it up with my shirt
>>198568155he made you clean it up?
>>198568139don't drink when pregnant, folks
>>198566455RICK NEVER TASTED SO GOOD
>>198563814I didn't even know he was Rick
>>198566697kek
>>198568155I met him at a klan rally and he showed me what he meant by burn local He meant setting fire to people who he didn't like who lived locally Black people
>>198563814All the locals are here!
>>198563814>what you burnin on ese? don't you know it's local?It's crazy how much better the original series was. Budgets and production value is pretty much worthless for talk shows.
>>198567162His birth name is actually Giovanni Benatelli.
>>198564788stop lying on the internet
>>198569654kek
dude is like 5'4 lol ultra manlet
>>198564624back to brit
>>198570667he's 6'1>t. saw him shooting some hoops outside the playground one time
>>198565589>marine>alchoholic loserLiterally me
>>198563957>>198564911
>I walked through blood and bones looking for my brother>he was burning local
>>198564788This never happened except the burn local part
