ITT: times you acted like the shogun
sometimes I fill awkward voids in conversations by asking whoever I’m talking to questions I already know the answer to
I regularly bait my friends into dumb conversations by being purposefully vague until they seem stupider than I do
>Mariko, ask anjin-sama if he wants to pillow with a local wench because I don't want him getting sick from lack of sex>Mariko, your cousin Fuji will be anjin-sama's consort and will likely be plapped relentlessly as barbarians are all unhinged sex pests>Mariko, you must observe anjin-sama as he fucks Kiku, the most expensive prostitute in the entire province, in case he says anything comprising before/during/after he pillows herHe was a good shogun
>>198564648Plapped! The day's even come for ex-heartthrob Hiroyuki Sanada to play a scheming boomer. Reminds me of the "premier expert" on Japanese movies who never left that paradise for gay sex since after WW2 -- Donald Richie.
>>198564439I made my best friend commit ritual seppuku in front of his son to signal to my enemies that i'm surrendering even though they know i'm surrendering and the crux of my plan has nothing to do with him and won't be executed for months
>>198564439I hang out with immigrants because I think their accents are funny
>>198564439Only on days that end in: "y".
>>198564439I once planned a surprise party for my friend but didn't invite him.Another devilish stratagem complete.
>>198565085same
>>198565305would but she looks unhinged
>>198565878That's why I would
>tfw I will never be a foreigner in japan with a literal shogunite lord as my wingman who uses 5D chess to ensure I get an an endless supply of prime nippon pussy just because he thinks its funny
>>198564439I pretend that everything is a part of my elaborate plan, but really I've just got lucky
>>198565775Why tell an uninvited loser the future?
Yabushige sama is literally me.
>>198564439I started learning Japanese now all my friends are Japanese and I'm starting to dislike white people
>>198566020>Playing both sides>Cowardly >Hobo appearance Yep he's me to
>>198566020all he wanted was an interesting death bros...
>Well done, you've politically outmaneuvered the barbarian intruder, and he has outgrown his usefulness now that he taught us everything he knows>HOWEVER>HIS ACCENT MAKES ME LAUGH>ONE KNIGHTHOOD FOR ANJIN-SAMA>TEN SERVANTS FOR ANJIN-SAMA>ONE FIEF FOR ANJIN-SAMA>ONE ADMIRALTY FOR ANJIN-SAMA>TWO WIVES FOR ANJIN-SAMA>ONE ROYAL SALARY FOR ANJIN-SAMA
>>198566081Ironically Toranaga's son hitting his head on a rock was more interesting than the boring ass seppuku we've seen a hundred times. SAD!
>>198566062>hobo appearanceHis drip is insane though.
>>198566188oh nonono yabubros we got deathmogged again
>>198565305
>>198564439>the barbarian makes me laugh, give him more pussy and land>also burn the ship he's trying to rebuild>lets see what he does next
>>198566191Effay
>Spend entire life fucking off and fail upwards>nothing happens>I become ShogunJust like the /tv/ show.
>>198564439I sometimes shout: >YOOOOOooooooOOOOH!
>>198566020>>198566062Yabushige has something neither of you have: high enough charisma to stay likable despite having every unlikable trait there is.
>>198566316geishas are so beautiful
>>198564439Back in middle school Id pretend to be sick to get sent home earlier. Ive always been a devious manipulator.
when I married Nikaido Fumi and put a HAPA in her belly
>>198564648He was unironically laying jealousy traps. He noticed Mariko's, uh...interest, and thought it would be good for them both if they fugged
>>198564648Anjin also made love to Kiku while thinking of Mariko which is why Mama san commented that to omi and the guilt Kiku had while looking at him, probably because she felt the best
>>198564439I told everybody there was gonna be a big war with cool samurai fights but then I just talked about poetry and other gay shit for 10 hours
>>198568340>poetry and other gay shitRobert Frost got more pussy than you ever will, loser.
>>198564648>Mariko, I want you to massage the Anjin's balls while he is deep inside Fuji. Observe their reactions when he cums inside her, and report all your findings to me.
>>198564648>Mariko, I need you to use the Anjin to seduce your childhood friend Ochiba. While they are having sex it is important that you never break eye contact with her so that the Anjin will let his guard down. Do not fail me in this task.
>>198566316she fucks black dudes
>>198568676Jap women are repulsed by niggers
So what happened to this fella?
>>198565878she does onlyfans
>>198568940Went to a more exciting story
>>198568940he died from carrying that episode on his back
>>198568940He went back to the island
>>198568940another victim of too short a season
This show was a soap opera for women cloaked in a much more interesting story. Couldn't even get political intrigue right.Which is why 99% of the discussion is "hohoho le big white cock fucking x asian lady", cause that's what the show was truly about. I like some parts of it, but why can't some shows just not target the female audience?
>>198568940They dropped most of his scenes, disappointing, really, he was a favorite character of mine from the book.
>>198566191>raven feather vest>hair helmet with polished bronze crest + dragon embossed armor>cloth of gold kimono formal attireHe had the best outfits
>>198564439I let my friend kill himself and I watched and didn’t stop him. It was because he had a hard time with his “transition”, but regardless I didn’t stop him at all. I mean her.
>>198570615>I mean her.He died a man, but not honorably. You were right not to second him.
>>198570661Arigato
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/198515396/#198517356Who is QSH
>>198565305maypowpow0
>>198568940Sailed to Mexico and banged sexy native women for the rest of his days
>>198565305she has a wrinkly butthole
>>198568202Pozzed trash
>shogun is the only one allowed to ever exercise his will>everyone else just blindly obeys their lordIs this what Japanese society is actually like
>>198564439That time I ate Chinese food
>>198572259Yes anon. All around the globe democracy flourished in the 16th century. Except for Japan.
>>198565305>>198565878>>198566316>>198571411>>198571713Her first and only Boy Girl video on her onlyfans is with this guy.
Told my friend to kill himself and he did! Absolute madman.
>be me>think about how im gonna be king of earth at some point because im so smart>smugly smirk
>>198568886She literally does though>>198573073
>>198573400Wait she's an Aussiefigures
For 27 years I have pretended to be content being a virgin
>>198564439I am friends with a complete nutcase who is addicted to every substance known to mankind. He's banned from every pub and bar in the area because he's got no self control and will have polo nose at 10am on a Tuesday. One time he invited me round to his "new place". I stopped by after work, wearing my suit as I was driving back from the London office, and his new place was clearly somebody's house that he broke in to while they were on holiday. As he was showing me how to turn ketamine into a nasally soluble substance using a stove, pan, and plate, the police raided the property. My mate ran upstairs and tried climbing out the bathroom window, plummeting two storeys and breaking his arm, collarbone, and several ribs, within full view of the police. As I was in a suit, I think the police just ignored me, and assumed I was the homeowner or something, they didn't even take a statement from me. Another time my mate drove a dirtbike through the pedestrianised high street and when a council worker yelled at him he drove it into a phone shop. The man is a complete barbarian. He's not even a schoolfriend, he's 20 years my junior and we're in totally different walks of life. He got sent to prison for 6 months and was out in 3 for good behaviour, and he was upset that he was released early because he was enjoying the free rent and food. So I guess I hang out with a barbarian because he entertains me.
>coworker's lunch keeps getting eaten at work by someone else>promise coworker I'll keep questioning everyone until we find out who keeps eating his lunch>he says it's okay, he needs to go on a diet anyway, and to drop the matter>I was the one eating his lunch
>>198564648>>198564828purappu
>>198575067プラップ
>>198574574kek
>>198575175I don't think plastic was invented in 17th century Japan
>>198564439I sat on my ass all day while trying to look mysterious and foresighted
>>198576595Well? Did you end up in charge of your country of residence?
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