>It’s not what you think, Anon!what would you do?
>nostalgia critic voice: KEKED by a DUCK?!?
>>198566137It’s the ultimate Gen X fantasy
>>198566090It would have been funny if the dad character had trapped that duck creature in an electric fence and shot him with a paintball gun. Then he takes the duck man to a circus to where it can be displayed and tortured in a cage for people’s amusement.
>>198566090which way does her virgina corkscrew I wonder
>>198566177You sound insane
>>198566177Meds
>>198566177Least bloodthirsty republican
>>198566090>>198566172this is the scene your parents come in
>>198566172Every Gen Xer in the world has had sex.You have not, and probably never will.
>>198566177IS THAT A FREAKS REFERENCE?!?
>>198566295You sound butthurt. Did I hit a nerve, grandpa?
>>198566090Time for some peking duck.
>>198566177I can’t imagine the mental torment of being apart of the circus. That sounds like pure hell
>>198566090There isn't a law stipulating you cannot have sex with anthropomorphic ducks so no crime was committed. I rest my case.
>>198566380>reads sex>immediately thinks 'butthurt'I stand corrected, you have been fucked.
>>198566456ok genxer
>>198566676Gen Xers and Milennials are literally the children of boomers. All of their kids (Gen Alpha) are complete retards who aren’t even literate. They’re the perfect goyim. Thank God I’m from the silent generation
I own a house and a cottage.
>>198566732>silent generation Yeah I highly doubt a 90 year old is browsing 4chan you fucking retard. Go LARP elsewhere. >>198566732
>>198567014im 88 and still shitposting on 4chan fr fr sorry not sorry still gonna talk like a zoomer cuz im a cool 88 year old!
>>198567014the only places 70 and over crowd goes to discuss stuff online is facebook thats become the racist trump loving boomer stomping grounds on the net funny how that happened, back in the late 2000s and early 2010s it was the cool new young people hangout that replaced myspace now its just where old maga fucks gather to complain about biden and transfolk
>>198566090No man who regularly fucks wears button down pajamas so they are clearly covering something else up. Maybe smoking a joint
>>198566177Based
>>198567142on god are you me broseph? no cap but I dropped my 88th birthday last week
Roast duck
>>198567200Racism isn’t a real word. It was made up by bolsheviks in the 1960’s to promote racemixing.
>>198566177>duck manKek, have you even seen the movie or are you just bothered by the 90’s Aesthetics?
>>198567277i deadass wanna fuck my live-in fat jamaican nurse fr fr, next time she emptys my bedpan im finna to make my move na'm sayin, WORD!
>>198567358no it wasn't
>>198566090Is that Lea Thompson?
>>198567551Google it, retard.
>>198567597I have and you're wrong.
>>198566380I've experienced the love and feel of a vagina on my penis and you're going to masturbate while looking at your phone you bitch nigga. I'm reporting you to Hiro
>>198566090there was this music video or sketch or commercial on TV in the mid 2000s that I vaguely remember. Some guy gets cucked by like a anthropomorphic rabbit or some kind of animal. This actually kinda scarred me as I was so upset about it. Does anyone remember wtf this was?
>>198568254God I miss small tight butts
>>198566090BITCH!!! ARE YOU FOR REEEEAAAALLLL
>>198566090Imagine having George Lucas at the height of his powers and Marvel's extensive list of IP and the movie you choose to make is fucking Howard the Duck.
This movie killed the carrers of Gloria Katz and William Huyck. Look up their credits before this.
Everyone thought HTD was great until redditlettermedia started their vendetta against Lucas
>>198568254so later she finds feathers in the bed and acts weird about it. did he cum feathers?
>>198568578>>198567079
>>198568615if it's any consolation, having to sell his animation wing after this collosal fuckup led to pixar getting started.
>>198566177based psychopath
