>>198566236gotchu senpai
>We have to break into the patient's house and find the bear plushie from his childhood that he is now using as a cum rag to determine if he has diabetes. Foreman - GO!
>>198566397>tfw this actually happened to me
>>198566236>he doesn't let his doctor strip search his entire housedid you really receive "healthcare"?
>>198566236Have you tried the medicine drug?
>no house I'm not gonna enable you even though you're right in 99% of all cases. also i will withhold information about you getting the case right whenever I can
>afraid to go to the doctor when I was younger because I was worried he'd send people to break into my house
>>198566236i forbid this
>Between four and eight doctors plus surgeons and support staff to help one patient>a sustainable endeavour
I am also in this thread.
>>198567957>no house I'm not gonna enable you even though you're right in 99% of all casesHouse was unbelievably reckless and Cuddy's meddling was usually able to get him to take a more cautious approach while still solving the case. She saved lives doing this.>i will withhold information about you getting the case right whenever I canHappened one (1) time.
Does House support free healthcare?
>>198568366Don't care.
>>198568409All of them except for House worked in a pretty normal capacity at the hospital when House didn't have a case. House himself was supposed to do clinic hours but slacked on them. The in-universe explanation is that House is kept around because the unique cases he solves get submitted to medical journals and increase the renown of the hospital.
>her
>she
House was the primordial chud.
Who is best girl?Categories:>Doctor>Patient>Clinic patient>Wildcard
>>198569313No because that means even more room temperature IQ plebs flooding his clinic with tummy aches and scraped knees.
You are a black man
So much gold of this show was due to Hugh Laurie adlibing for comedic effect. Also >mfw Americans though Hugh Laurie was American because a Bong could do a fucking accentlol lmao
A shame House couldn't be made now. Hugh Laurie constantly pushed the bar. Remember that scene where they're at the bus stop and it has a picture of Taub advertising the hospital. Hugh Laurie was meant to draw fuzzy eyebrows or something on him for the joke, but instead he gave Taub (who was a Jewish man playing a Jewish man) a Hitler mustache and hair. This wasn't scripted or planned and Taub was actually shocked as you can see this.
what’s the worst thing house ever did?>driving into cuddy’s house, possibly killing someone>waking up the burn victim to hopefully extract information, then almost doing it againwhat are some others?
>>198569582>>198569510The way he delivers the news to the father who molested "her" is brilliant.>episode where Taub (Jewish guy) has two kids with two different women>House switches the DNA for monkey DNA to play a joke on Taub when trying to prove who the kid is (since House doesn't think they're Taub's)>"Monkey DNA, nice touch" - Taub>"I thought about going with rat. I played with it in my mind all day"
>>198570382Performing a paternity test behind his friend's back and then lying about the results. Harmless on the surface but extremely unethical.
>>198570382He misgendered a young girl.
>you think you're a woman.. which means we're gonna have to remove your dick and testicles.>don't worry - it doesn't hurt
>>198568409House makes the hospital money. That's basically it. Ignoring he often helped rich patients who would donate or pay big (and they talk about padding insurance in the show) his cases were specifically weird and were then published in medical journals that made the hospital 'famous' for solving the issue and that got more money and donations and people wanted to send their kids there to learn. Also the entire team is meant to work as normal doctors when they're not on a case and this is brought up so many times I don't know how you missed it.
>>198566236>I, too, was in this show.
>>198570937I dont know why this episode is so beloved, its just a bunch of melodrama bullshit.>waaa I was raped and now I want to die
>>198566236What the fuck were they thinking with that filter on the pilot?
>House drops two thick folders on the table in his office>"Alright team, which one of you diversity hires can figure out why an otherwise healthy pregnant 27 year old and a 20 year old marathon runner were admitted with blood clots and a stroke?">10 minutes of debating about the usual conditions>House tells them they're all stupid and wrong>"Your first test: hold this magnet up to each patient's bicep and report back"
Thais thread vexes me
i find this show to be very comfy
>KEEP MY FUCKING PROGNOSIS>OUT YO FUCKIN MOUF
Why was he punished so much?
>>198571623Because they were all medically possible. The show had eight doctors who created the situations and it was all peer-reviewed for accuracy.
>>198571856he's j*ewish
Can someone post the gif I'm too lazy to find it
>>198570048What about Masters?
>>198572931mwah
>>198567468I tried the stupid drug
>>198573238Thx bb
>>198570382lots and LOTS of medical malpractice.
>>198573238>this vexes me
>>198568409Someone's looking to die at the hands of socialized medicine
>>198571988Honestly the biggest break in immersion was this exact scene:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFAfUpfiQtkA doctor giving a talk on a drug study would never, ever talk about p values, or write the equations for standard deviation on the board. They would talk about how the study was performed, how the drug was developed, etc. That and the tapeworm girl in the car crash.
>>198570290Nowadays the most successful doctor show is that one with the autistic doctor mc and his woke gang of colleagues. It's such an insufferable show to watch, I hate it.
Is this a common problem for doctors?
>>198571856humiliation ritual
>>198566397sends the black man to break into the house and steal.
>>198574137he better ring up one of the homies
>I am forgotten
>>198571037House blatantly admitting to the abuse he suffered as a kid was a bretty big deal at the time. The patient was also played by an attractive actor who was a name at the time, so it got attention for that too. Also all women will vote positively if rape is involved in the story. So it was going to do well regardless, critically speaking.>>198574033Only one's rated sexiest man alive.
>>198571120
>>198574033Phwoahhh what a treacle
>>198574300>Thanks, Obama
>>198570048>Doctor: Thirteen>Patient: Nun (The one Chase sleeps with)>Clinic Patient: Horny teenager from Gossip Girl>Wildcard: Amanda Seyfried in that one episode
>>198574300Is he the closest thing to a popular, likable celebrity Pajeets have ever had in the West?
>>198567957This was always just foreplay between them.Not that you’d understand.
>>198574033yes, but with gay people.gay man really love doctors
