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04/24/24(Wed)22:53:55 No.198576523
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Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)22:53:55 No.198576523 Archived
What kind of products would he try to sell today?
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)22:55:33 No.198576556
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)22:55:33 No.198576556
>>198576523
Children's lingerie
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)22:56:00 No.198576568
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)22:56:00 No.198576568
puberty blockers
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)22:56:23 No.198576582
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)22:56:23 No.198576582
NFTs
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)22:57:15 No.198576602
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)22:57:15 No.198576602
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH MYPILLOW
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)22:58:11 No.198576618
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)22:58:11 No.198576618
>>198576568
He was a Republican

https://youtu.be/6DUuWm0U8TI?si=q8UfKB09NXjrYNGH
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)22:58:56 No.198576635
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)22:58:56 No.198576635
>>198576568
Literally came here to post this lol
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)22:59:15 No.198576639
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)22:59:15 No.198576639
>>198576523
BILLY MAYS HERE
breaking your back
Poundin'
Super strong
Super Super strong
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)23:01:14 No.198576679
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)23:01:14 No.198576679
>>198576523
literally the same shit
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)23:02:02 No.198576697
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)23:02:02 No.198576697
>>198576618
Fucking based sales pitch.

He could sell dogshit and I'd buy it.
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)23:03:24 No.198576727
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)23:03:24 No.198576727
BILLY MAYS HERE
try my patented crust buster
you’ve never busted crust like this before
camera guy zoom in on this check out this crust
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)23:04:56 No.198576759
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)23:04:56 No.198576759
>>198576523
HRT
>HEY BILLY MAYS HERE WITH PENIS-AWAY, THE FAST AND EASY WAY TO TROON OUT!
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)23:06:37 No.198576790
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)23:06:37 No.198576790
>>198576523
Do they not sell the same stuff over and over on infomercials anymore? The most out there thing I saw was a corset that they kept dancing around the fact that it was a corset when it was very obviously a corset.
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)23:09:47 No.198576865
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)23:09:47 No.198576865
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>>198576790
not sure if cable still exists, that was in the before times
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)23:14:38 No.198576965
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)23:14:38 No.198576965
>>198576865
As much as I am nostalgic for cable, shit like this reminds me how fucking garbage it really was because of how many advertisements there were. Half the channels and half the runtime of shows was just gay ass fucking ads. And if you turned it on at night it was more like 80% of channels were just paid programming.
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)23:17:32 No.198577032
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)23:17:32 No.198577032
crypto
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)23:19:52 No.198577081
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)23:19:52 No.198577081
>>198576523
heart medication
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)23:24:28 No.198577167
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)23:24:28 No.198577167
FOR ONLY NINE NINETY NINE WITH NINE HUNDRED NINETY NINE PAYMENTS THIS AWESOME SNOWBOARD IS YOURS BUT IF YOU CALL NOW WE'LL ADD ANOTHER NINE HUNDRED NINETY NINE MOST FANTASTIC ALMOST GODLIKE SNOWBOARD WAX
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Anonymous
04/24/24(Wed)23:59:00 No.198577856
Anonymous 04/24/24(Wed)23:59:00 No.198577856
Based and forever in my heart as YTP hero
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Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)00:31:31 No.198578504
Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)00:31:31 No.198578504
bitcoin
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Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)00:32:47 No.198578531
Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)00:32:47 No.198578531
>>198576523
They're still showing his today commercials on boomer cable.
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Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)00:34:02 No.198578552
Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)00:34:02 No.198578552
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COVID GOT YOU DOWN? Well NO MORE
Pfizer's two stage mRNA formula is guaranteed to safely and effectively PURGE the virus from your body!
>*injects himself*
One dose
>*injects*
Two dose, and I'm fully vaccinated! It's THAT easy!
>(cut to old lady) I'm Marjorie and I'm worried about the side effects
NO side effects
>(cut to chud) What about the blood clots?
FAKE news
>(cut to black man) Dis really gon cure my COVID?
YES

Order within the next 24 hours and get a "I'm fully vaccinated" face mask! Order to-ACKKKKK
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Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)00:38:23 No.198578636
Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)00:38:23 No.198578636
Euthanasia bookings
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Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)00:39:27 No.198578656
Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)00:39:27 No.198578656
>>198576865
Going by the info crawl at the bottom of the Fox News bit it looks to be post 9/11, 2003 maybe?
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Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)01:04:30 No.198579059
Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)01:04:30 No.198579059
>>198576639
NOW THAT'S THE STRENGTH
OF BILLY MAYS GUARANTEE
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