is it kino?
>>198576858The end was a bit cheezy, but miles better than what I was expecting with her as the lead.
>>198576858It's kino, and I'm not gonna lie, I would absolutely blow that femboy's anus out
>>198576858It was alright.
>>198576858no
>>198576858It was decent enough. But I'd say just watch Meg 2 instead, the first half is just Underwater but with prehistoric shit instead of lovecraftian, but it amounts to the same
No, watch this kino instead.
wtf, the monster in this is cthulhu? i thought it was just some wannabe stan winston thing
>>198576858The trailer was much more interesting than the actual film.
>>198576858I get that they wanted to do something different to not just be an Alien ripoff but the underwater scenes were just not enjoyable imo despite the effort it took to be in those bulky suits. Watching someone waddle in the darkness in a clunky suit is just not fun. So the scenes on land were the best and looked really good visually.Like many new movies it also suffered from unlikable charisma vacuum actors. I only cared about KStew and the rest was just whatever and TJ Miller was insufferable.
>>198577061>not being on team TJNGMI!
>>198576934I liked the ending.I like seeing the leads die in the end, really blows my upends my expectations for the typical hollywood movie formula.
>T.J. Miller
It would have been better if they didn't shoehorn Cthulhu in.
>>198577122It's more going full lovecraft/pacific rim. If that had been paired back a bit I think it would have been perfect, but even then I'm not really ragging on it.
>>198576858Honestly, would have made a better videogame than a film
>>198577042That's trash.
>>198577268>3D scanned model of KStewgod can you imagine?
>>198576858it was much better than I expected. cool design, compenent alien flick, chtulhu film in disguise, also stewart not being a cunt
>>198577314she's so cute it's physically painful
It was spoiled by the revelation that she's a coalburner; it took all the jeopardy out the movie, because from that point I was rooting for her to die.
>>198577268The movie is basically 2008 /v/'s P R E S S U R E imaginary game
>>198576957Ah, a fellow King of culture.She's just the right amount of white trash. I bet she's absolutely NASTY as fuck in bed too.
>>198577771>trashshe is smarter and more cultured than you
>>198577794She comes across as an intelligent young woman but you can definitely tell there's some trailer park in her bloodline/past.
>>198576858it's 5/10 at best. what's her face looks good in it. i get off from feminist chicks who let themselves be sexualized for money
>>198577769i always imagined that game like a serious episode of Sealab
10/10 aesthetics and atmosphere. 3/10 movie. Basically deadpsace in the ocean if that sounds good to you.
>>198578606>KStew will never tell you that it's gonna be alright
>>198576858No but it has 2 qualities:-starts off right away-story is derivative but ok and though it isn't quite well filmed (angles, cinematography etc), the movie's Lovecrafian aspect is interesting.
>>198578676you forgot the sole reason for watching this otherwise forgettable movie
>>198578832There's that too
>>198577051NO. WAY. Hecken Cthulu???
>>198576858I liked her pits
>>198579088she has the best pits in the world
>>198576858her yummy tummy was maximum kino but the movie was mediocre and the "physics" involved are laughable.
>>198576858If you like Tummy, yes
>>198579119>she has the best pits in the worldprobably not in the world but she's definitely top shelf. I personally like more tit meat to complement my tits
It has the single greatest accomplishment in a scifi horror flick:A cast of characters that all acted in the interest of each other. No traitors. No outright cowards screwing up the others.More or less they all acted like competent and good human beings to each other.
