"Warwick Davis Announces Passing of Wife Samantha, His Lifelong Partner and Advocate for Dwarfism Awareness"https://brightgram.com/headlines/4573162/warwick-davis-announces-passing-of-wife-samantha-his-lifelong-partner-and-advocate-for-dwarfism-awareness/
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>>198578081>after a short illness
>>198578081life is just too short
>>198578081> I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air. As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and choking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.
>>198578207>>198578207>life is just too shortC'mon man that's LOW hanging fruit
"Please be aware that dwarves die early in life.">breeds and spawns more dwarvesBan them from breeding, we no longer need freaks for freakshows, we have america.
>>198578081>>198578081A sad little new
SAFE AND EFFECTIVE
Dunking on Warwick is all fun and games, but mocking his dead wife is really low, please be bigger people than that.
Me + Warwick Davis + a full set of cutlery and a dark soundproof room= perfect night
>>198578081I find all the midge torture pastas quite funny, but personally don't have an issue with midgets. I do have an issue with them being completely willing to propagate and spread their extremely debilitating disease to their children. This midge got lucky and lived a while and got pseudo-famous. His kids? They could be suffering from their deformities and the only release could be the mercy of death. It's incredibly cruel. If I had an inheritable disease that's even at the levels of Crohn's, I simply wouldn't have children.
So how did she die? I can't find a cause of death. Did she go out like a badass and not disclose a terminal illness like Norm MacDonald?
>>198578081I wonder if they can bury Samantha in a pet coffin? they're like 1/5 the price of a normal human sized coffin. they could even have their dogs be pallbearers since it's so small, might even be a cute send off.Imagine carrying the coffin yourself and seeing how far you can chuck it into the hole, like a midge shotput.
>>198578565Is the dog laying on his side or on his back with his legs sticking up inside the coffin?
>>198578554>So how did she die? I can't find a cause of death. Did she go out like a badass and not disclose a terminal illness like Norm MacDonald?Vaxxed, obviously
>>198578081Been here fifteen years and never gave a shit for the Warwick memes.
We've seen the results of two different strains of midge intermixing but how about incest between midges?
>>198578671Thanks for letting us know, your disapproval has been recorded
>>1985780811/2 down, 1/2 to go
>>198578696Even if the same midges mix getting two copies of the midge gene is a death sentence.
>>198578081I’ve got a shoe box he can borrow.
>>198578554I heard she died of Nerve Gas. Idk
>>198578081Did she have consciousness/soul like us normal people?
>>198578081Must have been the most hilarious body the morgue, hospital, and funeral people had to handle lmao
>>198578081He killed her.Pushed her off the bed and made it look like an accident.
NGL I'd smash me some Warwick daughter midge, if you know what I'm saying.
>>198579258The daughter looks like Warwick Davis in drag
>>198578081You think he's into midget porn?
>>198579258> have one shot at life > your dad is warwick davis Poor kid :(
>>198578081>pic from grave digger’s instagram Imagine being such a tiny little man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.
How many of his family members has this maniac killed to stay relevant???""I think the losses shaped our family dynamic," Davis says. "We love Annabelle and Harrison all that more because they're here with us." He adds, "We'll always remember what happened with George and Lloyd. We'll always be grateful that we had them for the short time that we did."https://uk.movies.yahoo.com/movies/willow-warwick-davis-grief-losing-214801664.html
If I cut warwick davis in half would there be a nuclear explosion?
>>198579420It would be very painful
>>198578081Look, the whole mocking his dead wife/him while in mourning is in extreme bad taste and y'all should be ashamed of yourselves.But.. how can one advocate for "dwarfism awareness" while knowingly choosing to make a baby with a person suffering from another form of dwarfism? >Warwick and Samantha’s first son Lloyd died at nine days old, after inheriting both spondyloepiphyseal dysplasia congenita from his father and achondroplasia from his mother, a combination of different types of dwarfism which is fatal.Shouldn't someone have advocated dwarfism awareness to them?>
>>198580256You're rightI should try to be the bigger man
She's 6 inches under
Why did he kill his wife?
Get vaxxed, pay the tax
>>198578081slowpoke.png
>>198578591Legs and tail removed
>>198579396>"We'll always be grateful that we had them for the short time that we did.">for the short time>short time>short
>>198578081My white supremacist group is planning to kidnap Warwick and make him read a forced statement dressed up as a beaver.
I’ve probably seen more midges than trannies in my life.
Vile little goblins. I've got more respect for incestuous couples, at least their dice rolls aren't as brutal.
see you on the other side, /tv/.
>>198578185>>198578207guys guys guyscome onepretty funny
>>198578081That sucks but>Dwarfism AwarenessPretty sure everyone already knows about dwarfs.
>>198578081Killed herself because SJWs suddenly decided it was racist to use dwarves to play dwarves in movies? Couldn't get work?
>>198580874Not if they're looking at eye level. You've got to look down occasionally to avoid stepping on them.
>>198580748lol'd
>>198578565I'm sure the parlor has a spare matchbox lying around.
>>198578081KWADMB
I have never seen a dwarf in real life.
>>198581104I used to work with one at my old summer job back during high school. Buff little fucker. Stronger than all the other scrawny teenagers who worked there. He could carry an entire tree over one shoulder. I was like the only teenager who worked out so we did a decline pushup contest. He whooped my ass but to be fair he's only pushing up like 20 pounds. Good times.
>>198578081>Dwarfism AwarenessThey're not hard to spot.I'm posting this while taking a shit heavier than that midge, and comparable to his contributions to society, btw.
>>198578081HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
>>198578671maybe ur a fucking butthurt midget>captcha yoho2
>>198578081inflicted the same curse upon his offspring so he can get fucked if he wants sympathy
