>Dear Diary, a girl dumped me 30 years ago>I'm still mad
>>198578611I'd have more respect for him if he was mad. Instead he dedicated his life to protecting the kid of the bully who made his life hell because of his unrequited love for the mom.
>>198578740A child is always 50/50 anyways...
>>198578611>leave my crush's son, who she had with the gigachad who bullied me, alone Bet Rowling was jilling off writing him.
>>198578611>dumpedhe wishes
>>198578611Giving this thread another try huh?
I still obsess over a girl I blew my chance with 17 years ago.
>>198578611>dumped>implying Lilly dated that freak
>>198578611>get rejected by oneitis>simp yourself to death for 30 yearsno wonder women loved this ending for him
>>198578611Do women actually even appreciate being loved?
>>198578611I still think about a random girl who smiled at me 14 years ago
>>198578611BUT I'M A CREEPI'M WEIRDOOOO
>>198579247The one that got away is rough. For me its the lack of closure
>>198578740I bet if the girl gave him a chance, it would've made him stronger than anything anyone can imagine; and that would be that, Mattress Man.
>>198578823>Let me die staring into your eyes so I can pretend you're your mother insteadWhy didn't he just fuck Harry? He was an expert in both potions and the dark arts, it would have been the perfect crime.
>>198580221WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE?I DON'T BELONG HERE
Snape did nothing wrong, Harry's mom was a hoe and his dad probably deserved the voldy treatment.
>>198578740>like becky>engage in very light flirtation>too cowardly to take it further even though she wants it>chad appears, effortlessly bullies you into submission>naturally charms and claims her in front of your eyes>seethe at chad thinking he's keeping her prisoner>she tells you he's better and to leave her alone>spend years seething at chad (but not her?)>she has now birthed his superior offspring>suddenly find out both the becky and chad died>decide to dedicate your life to protecting chad's offspring, opting for the ultimate lifelong cuck humiliation ritualThis shit is so brutal, can you believe a woman wrote this? They think about this kind of stuff every day.
>>198578611He's literally me, except he's not a raging alcoholic
>>198578611I’m coming up to two years now, still not over it. I wonder if I’ll be like him
>>198580486he's a potion master, you know the guy was brewing more than philters and elixirs
>>198580464Does anyone ever think women create a loaded assumption out of your whole character based on how you briefly interact with them? That's probably one of the most annoying things. Then they spend countless years depressed with the guy they chose over you in a half-hearted, lackluster relationship.
>>198578740I mean, he was kind of forced to do it because he was too scared of dying. More like a coward than a cuck.
>>198578740there are an insane amount of fanfics where he starts fucking fem harry and isn't sure which half he's into. probably the same with gay stuff too but i don't read that, and it's less ambiguous with harry basically being a clone of james
>>198580464it's even worse, lily hated james until he almost got severus murdered and then hopped right on his dick
>>198580464>suddenly find out both the becky and chad diedHe actually begged Voldemort to spare Lilly. Voldemort actually wanted to, which is why Lilly got the opportunity to kill herself for the sake of Harry. If it wasn't for Snape, Harry's bullshit motherly love protection spell never would have happened.
>>198581447Uhm, I see. Why are you aware of this "insane amount of fanfics", Anon?
>>198578611Shape was only 31 in the first book
>>198581698He's literally me.
>>198581578I didn't realize that. For real though, Snape was even more useful to the plot than I thought. Truly the MVP of HP, big W for this brave cuck.
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>>198581841Yeah, I was talking to my sister in law recently who explained it to me. She's a huge potterfag, so I told her how stupid the idea was that Harry apparently was the only child Voldemort ever killed who was beloved by his mother. She explained to me that the choice was what matters. Lilly got the choice to live or die, and she chose to die. Honestly a rather cool plot point.
>>198581578Why was voldemort dead set on killing a potter?
>>198582190Some prophecy told him a wizard child born in July would kill him, or something like that. So it would have been either him or Neville. It was a 50/50, and he went for Harry, which is how he got defeated in the first place.
Truly Snape was a sad man to be pitied, unlike Luscious Lucius, who got away with it all (Ignoring Cursed Child)>>198581593Because it's pretty based and Snape getting to move on from Lily is always a great fanfic development as she was never his friend, not truly.
>>198582294Why didn't he send someone to kill Neville too? Did he plan on spawn killing him after harry until he got blown up or whatever?
>get rejected by some thot>become an incel>join a wizard supremacy groupA tale as old as time. Also, why didn't Voldemort just buy a gun and shoot Harry?
>>198582769Don't remember. I think it was just a case of "huh, I guess it's this one" so it turned out this one.
>>198582769I think he did, Nevilles parents were tortured untill they went insane by some death eatersLikely he decided to get Harry first and Neville later
>>198582819Sounds like Neville had it a lot worse than harry
>>198582787He's half muggle because his witch mother raped the town chad so he has an inferiority complex towards muggle techIf magical hitler was a pureblood he likely wouldnt care about using a gun
>>198582769Harry was a mutt and being a mutt himself, Voldemort picked his target. Lestranges were sent for the spare
>>198579247>She used to sit next to me in spanish class and look up lewd words on the dictionary to show them to me God damn I was autistic
>>198582819Neville's parents were tortured to try to get the location of Voldemort after he vanished while trying to kill Harry, and the people doing it didn't know anything about the prophecy.
>>198582855I now remember that cute asian girl who gave me her favourite Yugioh card 19 years ago.Fucking bullshit.
>>198582874oh, well its been a long while since I read the books. It just would make more sense if Voldy sent out his subordinates to kill Neville at the same timeIts not like he doesnt trust them, he gives his horcrux to fucking Lucius Malfoy
>>198583024It's more likely he gave the diary to Lucy's father, who could easily have been at school with Riddle and been one of the original Death Eaters. He died in Harry's second year, it's the reason given for Malfoy staying at Hogwarts over winter break.
>>198578611It would have been kino if Harry was Snape's son.
>>198583141Go to bed snape
>>198583168Snape wouldn't use anything muggle, he'd just sit in his basement brewing potions in peace and by night-time testing dark spells on some chavs
>>198583141>Harry is snape's son>Gay headmaster is the only one who knows>Harry's talking to snakes thing is totally legitimate>He should be in Slitherin but the hat puts you where you want to goKino
>>198583102I don't remember that at all. It pretty sure it wasn't in the books?
