You attend Gordon Ramsay's suicide gourmet night and he asks you to cook the best meal you're capable to concoct. Wyd?
Breakfast burrito. :)
a grilled cheese but actually fucking good this time
Mushroom and a duck egg on toast
Ramen noodle but I crack an egg into it
>>198593826How are you so sure your grilled cheese sandwich is actually good
>>198593875By virtue of not burning the toast or adding kimchi and melting the cheese.
>>198593646Spam, rice and eggs.
>>198593875simple>fry sourdough bread on side in beef tallow>coat the outside of bread with mayo>use mutliple types of cheese (cheddar, gruyere, mozzarella, american if you're feeling fruity) and not just FUCKING ONE HARD CHEESE THAT DOESN'T MELT>toast the sandwich gently and not too hot so that bread burns before the cheese melts
>>198594080damn that sounds nice
sunny side up egg
>>198593646Ground beef and pasta.The secret ingredient? Tiny knob of butter.
>>198593646Kraft dinner and hotdogs
>>198593646Dino nuggies and smiley faces
>>198593646protein shake
I'd make some pan pizza.
>>198593646Uhm a hamburger because umm I'm a whore and ummm white people are bad or something
>>198594063>no kimchi
>>198593646My old family recipe of course1/2 a pint of cum1 Rohypnol60 secondsits called Cum but not Forgotten
>>198594177Based :) he let's you go
Chili con carne cuz that is pretty much all i know. That and teriyaki chicken.
>>198594667>teriyaki chickenAsian meals in general are extremely easy to be good at
Gado Gado and he can't say it's bad or he's a racist
uhhinstant noodles and beans
>>198593646Fried eggs with rice and fried tomato sauce
>>198593646Is this 'punk rock chef' faggot trope finally getting stale?
>>198593646Here's my famous toasted cheese and ketchup sandwich.
>>198594652Gordon would eat this
How do I learn how to cook? Honest question
>>198593646French toastPancakesWafflesScrambled eggsBaconSausagesHash brownsButtered toastChocolate milkCoffee
>>198595949If you have a gas oven you can just blow out the pilot light, crank it up, insert your head, and you will learn all you need to know about cooking via osmosis.
>>198595924Are you british?
>>198595989>french toast, pancakes, AND wafflesHow fat are you anon
>>198597307Spaniard. I just don't know how to cook anything elaborate.
>>198593646Fried spam and white rice with ketchup
>>198593646Tombstone Pizza
>>198597339Don't forget the hashbrowns, buttered toast and the sugary beverages(s)It's a final meal, if I understand things correctly.
>>198593646I make him my famous jägerschnitzelNo I won't say where it's famous
>>198593646>civvies face when they enter a real kitchenThis aint ya momma's kitchen, boy. This is a real battlefield
blow his mind with this dish
>>198593646Probably a sandwich.My wife says they’re pretty good.
>>198593646Grilled cheese>Take two slices of Wonderbread>Kraft cheese single >Spread margarine instead of butter because health reasons>Through it on a cold pan and turn the heat on. >"Alright Chef now let me yell you about the Jews...
Jambalaya, and when it comes out too liquid I'll blame his shitty equipment and put a cleaver into his skull. Intimidated, his flunkies would accept me as their new leader and follow my commands.
>>198600922they'd just kill you and cook you bitch ass puto faggot
>>198593646Spaghetti and Meatballs, while I'm stirring the meatballs in sauce I'd smile at the chef and tell him the best thing about meatballs.
>>198593875I would melt the fucking cheese...
>>198593646A simple cheeseburger made by me. That will be what makes it unique.
>>198593646Hardboiled eggs
simple pan cooked steak.
>>198596036>t. Denny's veteran '04-'06 semper foodelis
>>198593646>You attend Gordon Ramsay's suicide gourmet night and he asks you to cook the best meal you're capable to concoct. Wyd?I've recently got into cooking, and my favorite thing to eat is a pound of broccoli sautéed in butter with pepper, garlic salt, and minced onions, then finished with about 1/3rd cup of string cheese melted on top. I usually have that with a steak and goat cheese sandwich for dinner almost every day.
>>198594082Trying too much
>>198597510Lucky, you guys cook everything with olive oil. In latam were giga jewed by the vegetable oil industry
>>198601385Based /fit/izen
>>198593646No rules? I know some things about a certain world class cuisine that's just raw fish on rice.
