Jason did nothing wrong
ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
>>198596701JayV
He literally MURDERED PPL, LIKE BRO....HE KILLED PEOPLE. He totally did something wrong! oh Wow, like we're you from buddy. I definitely dont want to move near you guy!
>>198596993He killed whores and simps
>>198596993They killed him first.
>>198596993It was the 80s. Shit happens.
He just ROCKS!
He's literately me.
They were warned about those campgrounds
>>198596993So?
Like every 5 years they rename the camp & reopen it & hope for the best.
>>198597147IT'S GOT A DEATH CURSE!
>>198597379
>>198596859kik
When is the next F13 movie supposed to be coming out?
>>198597892Its still all fucked up because of the lawsuits. One owns the rights to Camp Crystal Lake and boy jason. The other owns the rights to hockey mask Jason. There is a camp crystal lake show coming out but probably no hockey mask.
>>198596701He's so cool.
Thread themehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6hxshQZcly8&pp=ygUhdGVlbmFnZSBGcmFua2Vuc3RlaW4gYWxpY2UgY29vcGVy
He's our Grendel.
>>198597143Is that Jason and Sadako?
>>198598110Maybe...
>>198598155Based.
>>198597079high IQ post
>>198597079This can't be refuted. Jasonchads won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VMNq0d5DLY&ab_channel=moviesoundtracks1
>>198598358Man that's kawaii
>>198598761can't wait for my 1:1 M3GAN Replica
>>198596825Chin chin chin chin sounds almost like Cheen Cheen in Japanese lol would loved to have seen it in Japan back in 1980 to hear the giggles in the crowd
>>198598761Mthreegan was too intelligent for this world
>>198597079Anyone have that screenshot of some nigga that posted on /b/ after he killed his girl. He wrote “you killed me first” on the wall in her blood
>>198599629Did she drown him in a lake as a child?
>>198596701Jason Voorhees ROCKS and is the best horror villain besides that one rocking puppet we all know and love.
>>198597136um JigCsisters I am a bit nervous here...
>>198596701New movie never ever
>>198596993Private property asshole
>>198598761Stop inserting that shit character m3gen with Jason, she was in a shit movie and definitely did do wrong you dumb nigger. Don’t you have that shitty vampire movie to shill
>>198597955Someone will get the rights from both at some point to make a new movie.
>>198598025He’s just a misunderstand guy literally, just stop going onto his land and he’ll leave you alone.
It’s such bullshit! Last year we had Friday 13th in October! Could’ve printed money if they put out a movie. Next year we will have June Friday 13th, same date at the first movie and it’s 45th anniversary. Zero movie in the works!
>>198601408No funds available.I wonder why producers don't like him as a character? Maybe he's too honest?
>>198597955The fact that this stupid lawsuit bullshit has been going on for 5+ years is ridiculous.We want a Friday The 13th movie with Jason Voorhees in it.
>>198601497There are a ton of producers that would want to do a Friday movie. Blumhousebeen chomping at the bit to do one. It’s the lawsuits
>>198598226what the fuck is this hyper-violent garbage? You people actually like watching this shit?? If your reaction to this is "woow haha that was sooo cool and nasty woow better put it in my 500+ folder of people getting brutally killed!!!" you are a fucking psychopath and are no better than the directors and people who worked on this garbage. No one in their right mind would even think about doing something like this
>>198601992Jason X was the best one. You are a loser.
>>198601992dude...it's not real
>>198600589Cop3 and s33th3.
>>198601992
>>198601992are you 11 or something?
>>198598226>Almost getting her tits outWas there a cut where they just went for it or something?>>198597955Could you do baghead Jason or do they just own all of Slasher Jason?
7 was suppose to be Jason vs Carrie but last minute right issues made them change her name. It still prettymuch is
This movie had the best Jason design. Only time Jacket Jason worked.
>>198603055So underrated. I prefer non Zombie Jason. So many retards complained about Jason running! Idiots
>>198603289I like them both. Part 6 is my favorite film in the series, and I liked how in that movie Jason was gradually learning how strong he was now that he was undead. Part 8 is my second favorite Jason design just due to how much they nailed the "drowned corpse" look.
>>198596701He did nothing right, his movies fucking stink.
>>198603759Filtered pleb.
>>198603055Agreed, Mears nailed fast Jason. 09 is tremendously underrated, especially by critics.>>1986036636 is the only zombie Jason that I really like and I'm not entirely sure why. Maybe because he's the least momster-like. I do like X, so it's not that I have anything against Hodder.
>>198603055Also had a much better bag mask than they were able to pull off in 81. In general he just looks a lot more menacing than 2, 3 and 4.
>the "ki, ki, ki, ma, ma, ma" sound effect is a heavy edit of pamela's monologue when she's apparently possessed by jason telling her to "kill them, mommy">during the last scene when tommy puts on the mask, the "ki, ki, ki, ma, ma, ma" changes to "ki, ki, ki, ta, ta, ta" implying that tommy is hearing jason tell him to "kill them, tommy"Poetry. That and Danny Stone's predilection for gratuitous nudity.
>>198603663Goddamn it does that image oversell this movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K80iymgWRg&ab_channel=%D0%90%D0%BD%D0%B4%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B9%D0%9D%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%B0%D0%B5%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%87
>>198601992what the fuck do you mean by "you people"???
kino incoming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BVW7axwtQk
>>198604546I enjoy Part 8 for its comedic elements, but it does drag on too long.I know the whole "Mostly on a boat" criticism has been overstated, but it really does stink, even if the boat has some fun set pieces and is a decent setting. Feels like they could have just gone with "Jason on a cruise ship" as its own movie, instead of half-baking two premises.
The boat in 8 is like the TARDIS.
Jason is the original Thor patrol. We need a movie where these Fans Only whores go to Chrystal Lake and Jason kills them
>>198603817You can't be filtered by shit movies made for actual drooling retards you fucking spastic.The Friday the 13th movies were a fucking joke in their day, they made Nightmare on Elm Street look like high art. You liking them means you're the fucking pleb you low IQ Zoomer mong.
>>198606676>You can't be filtered by shit movies made for actual drooling retardsApparently you can, kek
>>198596825ki ki ki ki ma ma ma ma you fucking scrub.
>>198596701he didnt punch freddy's lights out inmediately after he disrespected his mother>>198598226>>198602351>almost getting her tits out it was kane hooder's last performance as jason so might as well go all out
>>198601992This faggot watches 4hour hbomber snooze fests
He was a racist chud and would probably vote for Trump if he could press the onscreen bu5tons
>>198601860That sounds like balls. I hope Jason Blum never gets his disgusting hands on Jason.
>>198605256Cruise to Manhattan would've been a decent subtitle.
>>198610165How about >Jason On Vacation
>>198610229>Jason Takes Vacation
>>198610262Better. But what Jason really needs is a multiverse. I want to see what happens if the camp counselors saved him from drowning and he lived a normal happy life.
>>198596701>Jason did nothing wrongdidn't the mong go in the water and died?
>>198601992>If your reaction to this is "woow haha that was sooo cool and nasty woow better put it in my 500+ folder of people getting brutally killed!!!" you are a fucking psychopathlow t
>>198610438If you ask his mom, camp counselors pushed Jason into the water and then proceeded to laugh and have premarital sex on the dock as he drowned.
>>198610461what kind of mum would send their mong to a place with water deep enough to drown in overlooked by tweens?>camp crystal lake>lake-_-
>>198610509She worked there you dipshit
>>198610461She says they weren't watching him because they were off having sex. I don't remember her saying they pushed him.
>>198610613even worse. where was the father?
>>198610725I hate you
>>198610654I was just foolin' about. But if ya wanna get real, I doubt the counselors were having an orgy while lil' Jay went for a swim.In all likelyhood, Jason broke out of his locked bunkhouse using retard strength. Momma Vorhees shoulda murdered the lock manufacturers, not counselors.
>>198610749think about it. she was a single mum denied of both child support and disability checks when he died.
>>198610846Ms. Vorhees was a gold digger? Is that why she tried to kill Jason and blame it on the camp? For the Life Isurance payout?
>>198611173one might say her husband's son was not properly cared for as clearly the child needed to be in a special needs type of outdoor camp. i'm not sure on the life insurance situation, unless that might have been her MO (modus operandi) all along. I doubt she had any life insurance on the child but most assuredly sued camp crystal lake, into closure.
>>198603055He's the superior alive Jason, but once he's undead I don't see why anyone wouldn't go for 7.
so you incels adore jason because he kills women? pathetic.
>>198600589M3GAN was great retard
>>198611450Mainly it's that he pushed a guy in a wheelchair down a flight of stairs desu.
>>198611450pretty sure he kills more men than women
>>198611504>>198611515he definetly does, but you never know with these freaks. I also wonder if they took the wheelchair guy from texas chainsaw massacreTo stay on topic best 2nd one is the best and Jason x is the funniest
>>198597379 Your mum's a death curse!
>>1986115583 is both the best one and the funniest one
>>198611615Hard agree
>>1986115583 is better than 2 just for that arrow to the head kill lol
>>1986116153 is the barn one right? Bikers can be funny and the 3d shit was funny too, but i it gets boring in parts and lacks the complete resignation of jason x
>>198611450that's more of michael myers thing
