Welcome back to X-Play!Here's Adam Sessler and Mooooooooorgan Webb!
>>198597388I used to want to go back to the early 2000s and stay there, but meh. I change my mind. Let it all burn down
>>198598183>wringing my handsis Adam a jew?
>>198598288he admits it in another tweet
>>198598183Is this new
>>198597744This was so sad
>>198598183Morgan continues winning by staying out of social media
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>>198598522just yesterday
>>198597388Man. I never would have imagined how dated this show would look 20 years later. It's like a perfect little time capsule. Almost surreal to behold.
>>198598982What level of midlife crisis is this?
>>198598678Blonde Morgan was a different animal
>>198598678>>198599263>tfw no Screenshavers porn parody
>>198597388take me back. watching e3 on tv was kino
>>198599300still remember the Tech Tv days, god I was a geek, still am, but i was then too.
>>198598678who is sara?
>>198597388this is the most kino video game show ever. Mostly because of the funny writing. Only game center CX is better, just because its so comfy.
The first time I ever heard of Gears of War was in Xplay and then it didn't come out for like another 5 years
>>198598982He's not wrong about the shit state of gaming in current year. Microtransaction/lootbox slop, biggest "games" are phone games played by 30+ year old women or children.
>>198599326sarah lane. co-host of late era screen savers and early attack of the show
>>198598183Oh, is this why I'm suddenly seeing people talking about Sessler? I was kind of hoping that he finally OD'd.
>>198599369then better sara came along, sara jean underwood > olivia munn
>>198599420You antismegmite! You bedeviled egg!
>>198598982I can never tell whether Adam's off his meds or on them. I'm not sure it makes much of difference, either way.Glad Morgan's still human, even to this day.If I remember correctly, she rarely speaks to him, though she is friendly to fans of the show.
>>198598982You should see his other posts after Rev3 fell through. That's not even the tip of the iceberg. kek
>>198598982This nigga's like 50, and he's carrying on like this.
A few months back, Sessler was on David Jaffe's podcast and absolutely lost his shit on a caller talking about the Isreal/Palastine conflict. He was fucking pissed.
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>>198598982>I tried to make things better for you!>by... being a host for some crappy video game show >how dare you have different opinions than me
Is it common for cokeheads to become this embittered and angry? I don't know any personally
>>198599828It's literally jewish genetic makeup.
Reminder that Adam Sessler LOVES cocaine.
>>198599580Here is the incident in question>"Hey Adam, I just wanted to know when you became an Isreali propagandist?"https://youtu.be/YwU25T4yFgU?t=8587
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>>198600097thank you. I was looking all over for it
>>198600037this was the craziest shit I had the pleasure of viewing
>>198600097>I'm a jew>you're not an israeli dudefucking lol
Whatever happened to Kevin?
>>198600294>KEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
GOYSPLAINING FUCK
>>198597388early 2000s was kinda shit now that I think about it
>>198597388*hits crack pipe*
>>198600557What makes them special? Why doesn't everyone deserve that?>>198600594Nah, you're wrong there. 1975-2007 was the peak of humanity.
>>198600147k-k-k-yeah, baby
>>198600557>>198600644I can think of a safe space for them
>>198597388>he sperged out and deleted his twatter todaykek
>>198600097damn, Sessler is not even on planet Earth. Not even in the local supercluster. Possibly not even in this universe. Even Orthodox jews would disown him.
>>198598982>he then went to fap to tranny pornjews on their own nightmare fuel really go sideways, don't they?
>>198599753Uwe Boll made Postal and the Rampage films though. Sessler never created anything of merit beyond gamer shit he was directed in.
>>198598183Jewish people seem kinda busted
I didn't even know he was jewish. Didn't even clock that he was weird in that way back before I knew what jews were.
>>198600878>fap to tranny pornnaw bro he fucks trannies, thats why he had such a hard on for suzie the golem
>>198599364he approves of all of those things
>>198597744The Sess loathes gaming so badly he literally clapped for the nail in G4's grave for good.
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>>198600294Became a crypto shill
>>198597388Crazy to think that years later adam would be a complete faggot and morgan would go on to be super cool. She is definately a rare breed.
>>198597388Adam, if you’re reading this, please wait to Saturday to -ACK. I have work all day tomorrow.
>singlehandedly kills G4's short lived revivalBased?
>>198598060Webb is a true queen, she won at life, and she deserved to. Fuck Sessler the junkie cuck k*ke lol.
>>198600037This cocaine gets a 3.........Out of 5
>>198600097to be fair thats a pretty edgy accusation for normies and yeah Sessler was 100% gonna lose his shit at that accusation. Especially because its true kek
>>198599466Pepe is pretty fly for a green guy.
>>198597388Morgan webb with red hair and in paladin cosplay breathing on me.
>>198601235no just a retarded woman moment, there was a post on here when the incident happened that basically exposed her for what she is. It was some dude who knew her back in high school, tl;dr shes a big piece of shit and her dads a big jew in tv business and has set her up for life in whatever position she wants
>>198601235is she dead yet, or all these fuckers as unkillable as sessler.
>>198600557He is completely insane.
AND TONIGHT! ON X-PLAY!MORGAN WEBB BREATHES ON ANON AND SITS ON HIM! -Adam Sessler Voice
>>198598183can someone qrd me on the protests? i dont watch news and shiet
>>198601368>no “I have a vagina!” edit
>>198601420Double sexo
>>198601444NVM I just saw the file name. Well done.
>>198600097The pure delicious unfiltered seethe.
>>198600097OY VEY
>mfw remembering i used to watch x-play religiously and pray that morgan webb would be wearing revealing footwear even though i hated the show
>>198601428Some left-leaning students are protesting Israel's ethnic cleansing of Palestine.
>>198601428>jews mold american academia around brown good, whitey bad>israelis (light skin) killing palestinians (brown skin)>students surprisingly don't like thisthat's it, really
>>198601276lel
>>198600097unhinged schizoid babble
>>198598982I'm completely shocked to find out this guy is jewish they're such a pleasant group of people.
The eventual fate of all manlets....
>>198601428Jews are funding fake protests just like blm and other fake protests.
>>198598982This is actually a pretty good canary in the coalmine re: Jews switching back into their Emergency Group Evolutionary Strategy Mode in a time of High NoticingFor every Sessler doing this publically and visibly, there are ten thousand "liberal," "left-wing," typical "woke" white-bashing Jews suddenly becoming Jewish ultra-nationalists and pearl-clutching persecution delusion sufferers. I've seen it in real life a lot.It's just very very telling when someone this stereotypically committed to the left/liberal Jew persona and lifestyle breaks with it and sides with the Jew part of himself over the liberal side. They will get themselves into a death spiral by doing this, of course, because they'll start doing the typical Jew thing and "crying out in pain as they strike you," complaining bitterly about the goyim in ways that just further irritate the goyim. I feel bad for Jews, they honestly can't seem to help themselves and they're too arrogant and self-worshiping to step back and ask "are we the problem even a little, somehow?"
>>198601631>intentionally stoking Holocaust 2 so they can milk it for another centurythose conniving bastards
>sessler starts crying about starfield being bullied by "the same right wingers" later in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwU25T4yFgU&t=8587show the fuck did jaffe keep that retard on? he's even more clueless than jaffe>I WAS THE FAVORED VOICE - adam sessleryou were the lowest spot on a network of people who actually cared about games, jew.
>>198598183>>198598982That midlife crisis is a bitch kek
>>198601683its their curse for killing jesus. Ya love to see it.
>>198601683>they're too arrogant and self-worshiping to step back and ask "are we the problem even a little, somehow?"Impossible to do when you earnestly believe you are the only 'real' people, the chosen by god, the main characters of reality, for whom all things were made, and to whom all things belong. If you think that way, you're not gonna be very humble or introspective in a way that promotes positive self-growth.
>>198601740you think he's gonna to live to 100?
Friendly reminder ashkenazi's are mid-century Khazarian converts and every time you call them Jews, Israelites, kikes, heebs or any other derogatory term related to Judaism, you empower them and their agendas, both spiritually and physically. If you wish to truly strike at them then just call them what they really are.
>>198601631literally this all the organizations funding and directing these protests are explicitely jewish organizations like Jew for Palestine and shit like that
>>198601317Not surprising at all, cunt personally at it’s finest
>>198601841They overplay their hands with the constant "trans rights don't happen without palestinian rights" and "Gays for palestine" stuff. Too obvious.
>>198601740>>198601789it's a "he can see the light at the end of the tunnel" crisis and this stupid heeb thinks its an oven and not a heart attack from shitty life choices
>>198601866I haven't been paying attention since it's all fake except for the occasional genuine seethe like smegler
>>198600097>never says a bad word about the progressive left>they're suddenly anti-jew so now he calls them morally bankruptLmao
>>198601317Holy crap, I remember that thread. I saved some of those posts.
>>198600097"I get to decide what is ANTISEMITIC!!!"
>>198602371my hatred deepens every day
>>198601297I miss the chill nature of the late 90s so much.>Verification not required.
>>198601276It wasn't cut with enough fentanol?
>Posting an X-Play thread in the Year of Our Lord 2024
>>198601789I hope so.Imagine the shit he puts out when cocaine and brain rot form a tag team.
>>198602461ANTISMEGMITE
>>198601428Some asshole moved into a junkyard full of pitbulls (and is also an unregistered sex offender, he moved to the junkyard since it has some weird public peace clause that prevents him from being arrested there for not registering). He claims that junkyard is his and his family has owned it for generations. No one else has laid any claim to it, and most people are content to avoid it because no one wants to live around dirt and pitbulls.The issue is, the pitbulls don't like that. Especially since the asshole keeps dumping poisoned food in the pitbulls' eating areas or beating them up like a nigger or intentionally cutting holes in fences so they run off into other peoples' yards (where they end up killing toddlers), and when people complain about it he calls them bigots who can't handle cute widdle pibbles.But if you tell him he should treat the pitbulls in his junkyard better, he loses his shit and says they keep trying to kill him and that you're being insensitive to his plight - as he continues to find ways to chase them into other peoples' property and demanding they tolerate the dogs. Finally, a pitbull lost its patience with him and bit off two of his toes. His reaction has been to kill several pitbulls with a shovel, which people are pointing out is incredibly barbaric, but he says the dogs started it and he's done nothing to provoke this reaction from them.Insanely, some people agree with him and call others insensitive for not sympathizing with the guy, while a bunch of hippies are defending the murder-mutts, and they're fighting over it like crazy while others desire some variation of "I'd rather the junkyard, the pitbulls, and this asshole all get removed."Anyways, some 18-20 year olds at a college do a sit-in protest in favor of the pitbulls, and they all get expelled.
>>198601866I'm personally all for it. A lot of the Jews that funded these protest groups are zionists who want Israel as their no-extradition Mediterranean vacation home while they Brazilify the rest of the planet. Now, it's coming back to bit them as these career protestors are now professionally protesting them. They get to enjoy the fruits of their own faggotry.
>>198597388>X-PlayI stopped watching when it was called "Gamespot TV"
Legga
>>198602279Higher res or a qrd?
>>198602550Indeed its pretty funny to watch jews not in on the game like sessler sperg out though. He's not long for this world with whats coming.
>>198602575she's a hot mom now and loving life. She got the happiest ending for any G4 Tech TV people.
>>198602279100% believe this because the poster is the kind of massive faggot who would befriend such a terrible person
we need a G4 mega torrent
>>198601420morgan looking cute
>>198602615That's part of what I mean. He loved it when these for-profit complainers were wreaking havoc on what he deemed to be acceptable targets. Now they do as they were paid and trained to do, once more, and it's no longer in his favor. I support pro-Palestine niggardry purely because Palestinians didn't fund it, Jews who want Israel did - they just didn't realize it until the checks they wrote were finally cashed.
for me it was layla kayleigh. british accent and tits. winning combo
>>198602279>mutual friend gets mad on BPD whore's behalf>still coolwhy?
>>198601428>Israel and Palestine have been having a retard fight ever since the UN stole a bunch of land for jewish reoperation half a century ago>Tensions rise this year as jews start bombing Palestinians over what was probably a another false flag>Leftists are taught at birth to #SupportAllMudslimes to epic own the christians and to hate white people>Twitter users start blocking traffic in public roads to support Palestine against the heckin genocides (and also for twitter engagement)>Jews don't actually care about this because they know goys aren't actually going to do anything meaningful but this will generate more hatred towards white goy christians and fuel woke religion>Washed up jew doesn't get the memo from his tribe and goes on tirade about anti-semitism, everyone laughs and he is now on suicide watchThere you go
>>198602606Man gets bamboozled by a girl with narcissistic personality disorder, does not fuck, watches her destroy lives IRL and then on TV.
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>>198603277Legs so fucking sexy I would actually contemplate pulling out just to shoot ropes all over her thighs
>>198602644I don't get why he didn't try to fuck her
>>198603412as the old adage goes, don't stick your dick in crazy
>>198601235It was doomed to fail anyway tbf. YouTube made shit like this irrelevant.
>>198602921Sounds pretty cool.
>>198598982The funniest part about these tweets is literally nothing about this has anything to do with videogames and no one ever mentioned them once
>>198597388adam sessler is the worst of the worst
>>198603631>adam as he sucks tranny cock while wearing a yarmulke: "videogames?"
My wife left the vault with my kids. The wasteland has fallen. Billions must burn.
>>198603916Ok that is nice sir but this is a jewish glory hole.
I wish Morgan had been less of a prude and gotten her tits out in Playboy when they offered her a pictorial in 2004
>>198604670HOLY SHIT ITS ADAM!!!! Hey look everyone! Point and laugh at this coked out kike
>>198598183>unstable kike on drugs makes TDS posts on the reg and hates whitesSad! Many such cases
>>198601420Morgan looking like a cool mom.
>>198601558Literally me but with Cheat! and Kristin Holt's legs.
>>198601558>even though i hated the showThis is the part I wonder about adam there, he does realize most people TOLERATED shit like his show because that was one of the only options, right? Who am I kidding he's a coked up retarded rabbi, he has no idea about reality.
