>wypipo humor
>>198601348the most cancerous cast ever
Amy Schumer isn't funny, no one likes her, but she continues to get work. A real mystery.
>>198601377exactlywhite=cancer
>>198601612You're trying too hard
>>198601612Kek whites btfo
>Jerry says movies are dying and no one respects them anymore >Makes a pop tart movieWay to further the art form dude
>>198601667Cram it fundie!
>>198601567Truly, almost like there's a society of nepotistic tribals who only promote their own....strange indeed.
>>198601348jews are not white
>>198601770It's a netflix movie. 50 million people will watch it.
>>198601348Jerry Seinfeld has never been funny. His standup wasn't funny, his TV stuff wasn't funny, I'm confident that this so-called movie won't be funny either.
>Barbie movie>Doritos movie>Blackberry movie>Air Jordans movie>Beanie Baby movie>video game movies>breakfast pastry moviewhat do we call this corporate cocksucking era of "cinema"?
>>198601348Amma watch this. May 3 is a coded "Fuck You" day of some kind iinm.Day 8888 of the century or something?It's gonna be Seinfeld mocking the goy super hard. Should be worth a WTF thread.
>>198601348>jewish production with a bunch of jews>indian anon calls it "wypipo"Interesting.
>>198601770>>Jerry says movies are dying and no one respects them anymore>>Makes a pop tart movieHe said that because his shitty movie is already failing
>>198602488Unironically late stage capitalism
>>198602488you forgot the battleship movie
>>198603793two more weeks
Easy fucking movie to make. Just cuck a bunch of stars who wanted their comedy specials on Netflix and force them to make a shitty mockumentary together.
>>198601348Cbs films crowd
why is seinfeld talking such a huge turn off
>>198604062Harrison Ford. without the charm
>>198603751Its on netflix, there is no "fail" its just filler to get subs. Nothing on these services are actually meant for you to watch and enjoy.
>>198601348>goes on a rant about how the movie industry is done>makes this shitEvery time.
>>198604651Anon, he made this BECAUSE the movie industry is done. Its streaming slop to fill out their library and make it seem like there is something worth having a sub for.
>>198604993the guy is a billionaire. he could finance a movie entirely by himself. he could make whatever he wants and hire the most talented people in the world. he could make his own Dune scale movie and still be filthy rich
"Melissa McCarthy's talents are wasted" review #2958142 incoming
>>198605095Yes but he's a not as smart as he thinks shekel counting jew so thats not happening.
curb is what made me realize how hard jerry got to coast through lifelarry just made seinfeld 2 without jerry
>>198605208Broke is thinking Jerry is the main character.Woke is realizing its George.
>>198604993>HE MADE SHIT ON PURPOSE SO THEREFORE IT’S GOODAre you one of the tranny directors of The Matrix or something?
>>198605728What part of that post you replied to says its good. In fact, it said the direct opposite. Its slop to fill the trough for retards like you who are too stupid to function and pay for streaming services.
>>198604522all future growth in streaming is ads. engagement matters.
>>198606068"engagement" is patty throwing on goyslop #231809877 while she browses facebook.
>>198601348Unironically though there's nothing more unfunny than Jewish vaudevillian humor. This movie is based on Jerry's horrible stand up bit about pop tarts tasting like cardboard and how boomers would eat them anyway and how genius it is as a concept.
>>198601567>Amy Schumer isn't funny, no one likes her, but she continues to get work. A real mystery.Her Uncle is the House minority lead for the Democratic party. Just being jewish wouldn't keep someone as untalented, unlikable and ugly as Amy Schumer getting roles.
>>198606980And yet... hollywood exists. You can't tell me someone like "zendaya" is getting attention due to anything resembling talent.
>>198606980He's currently house majority leader.
>>198607639*Senate majority leader
>>198601348>not a single white on the coverjej