>>198605117Its alright. Its marketed as an erotic thriller film, yet its no sexier than your average American Pie sequel.
>>198605117The only two problems with it is obviously the gay shit but also not letting Zendaya go full nude. The soundtrack is pretty good though.
>>198605117Just waiting for the sex scene, that's about it.
>>198605117white boy summer is upon us
>>198605117Of course it is, Luca is a kino slinger
>>198605117That nose is huge
Shill
>>198605163At this point, nobody except Brian De Palma or Paul Verhoeven should be allowed to make an erotic thriller.
Kino!
>>198605495>Potion Seller shows up on set and tells Zendaya to give the camera the "autism leer"
>>198605117There was two great scenes in this flick and the rest was a cringe fest. You know that meme of Gal Gadot walking around trying to look sexy in one of the Fast and Furious movies and all the extras behind her actually look way hotter, that's this movie when it came to Zenyada. The two love intrests gaze at her like she's some kind of unreachable sex icon, but every other extra she passes by actually look really hot. I'm not even exaggerating. One of the good scenes involves the two dudes kissing. That was actually kinda hot, no homo. Movie would also be way better if they told it in chronological order, and all the product placement was laughable.
>>198605495aren't these two brothers in the movie?
>>198605495Gay passion is a joke, just as Zoomers like it
>>198605495Quintessential zoomer cinema
>>198605495What is this fag shit? You queers like this shit?
>>198605495Zendaya boyfriends are actually fucking gay hmmm
>>198605495This was actually one of the only good scenes in the movie kek
>>198605495Why is she smiling like that?
>>198605495That a long ass kiss ewI thought we was going to see zendaya get train ran on her
>>198605495Yuck. Who wants to see 3 guys making out besides fags?
>>198605495Sydney Sweeney and Jennifer Lawrence would never
>>198605495This looks so fucking forced.
>>198605495You can't make this shit up lol
>>198605495>going to the cinema in 2024 be like
>>198606532This actually.
>>198605501hecking heck look at that
What the frick is that! Gee golly gosh.
>Written by Potion SellerOf course its good
>>198605117I like the part where she sucks off both the guys.
>>198605495JFC…Racemixing AND gay sex all in one scene. Bravo, woke Hollywood, in making modern movies fucking unwatchable.
>>198606657>It's actually real
>>198605117Zendaya’s in it so it’s by definition not good
Hope Wesssr again makes something out of it.
>>198605495maggots.mp4
>Zendaya sings All I Want Is a Fucking WhiteWhy did they even shoot that scene?
>>198605495They didn’t put this in the trailer because no one would’ve gone to see this faggot shit if they did. Thank you for saving me from buying a ticket.
>>198606864Sad but true. Luca going from Dakota Johnson to Zendaya as his muse is a colossal downgrade.
>>198606857>potion seller is a faggotI can't take this shit. Not after gosling getting bogged.
>>198606881>.mp4Wrong container, bud. That's a webum.
>>198606916They marketed this as a spitroasting raunchy movie, but then turns out the shit is GAY. And then they wonder why did it flop?
>>198605117Not watching it
>>198605495Humiliation ritual, hollywood wants you gay.
>>198605495Why do they have to ruin every fucking movie? Can’t we have one good thing?
>>198607023>And then they wonder why did it flop?It was made for direct to VOD release on Amazon Prime but they decided to give it a theatrical run, it was never expected to make a lot of money.
I've noticed poaters have been giving writers equal billing to directors. Was that a term of the strike?
>>198605495weimar tier
>>198606964He isn't, he's married to some Asian broad
>>198607135>55m budget>DUNE/Barbie Level of marketingSure nigga
Does Zendaya show tits in it?
>>198607265See though I guess, like euphoria
>>198605495
>>198607574Meh
>>198606857yeah it's strangetheatre kids are always gay though so checks out>>198607240he's married to some korean chick that looks twice his age
>>198605117I got (somewhat) dragged to see this but it was honestly really good. Zendaya has pretty much won me over.
>>198605495Man who thought it was all so tiresome discovers it is even more tiresome than previously thought possible
>>198605495This was directed by the same fag that made "Call Me By Your Name". In "Bones and All" he forced in a gay scene where Timothee Chalamet jerks off a guy who was a woman in the book where there was no sex scene. He can't help himself, this probably wasn't even in the script.
>>198608277Exactly this, the faggot director has the mind of a 16 year old twink, he just can’t help himself but include shit like this in his movies
>>198606857Potion Seller movie when?
>>198608277Watchlist updated
>>198608277He also added a tranny in the Suspiria remake after making the dance academy women-only (original was co-ed). He does this shit in every movie apparently
Guadagnino is gonna be exposed as Harvey 2.0 but with little twinks
>>198605495>cast a hot little black twink instead of zendaya>movie is now a 10/10 instead of 3/10I am here all day Hollywood
>>198605163I'm sure this descriptor works for most people, but I've probably spent more time watching American Pie scenes than actual porn on most porn sites. Really doesn't tell me specifically a whole lot about the movie's quality in that regard.
It's not. And buy an ad, you fucking mutt-loving shill.
>>198609205Why didn’t you like it? (Keep in mind you haven’t seen it)
>>198608277>>198608756>>198608847I feel like the older gay couple in the movie with one of them wanting to fuck the lead was a shameful self insert from the director. A sort of humiliation ritual or something. >>198608378>the faggot director has the mind of a 16 year old twinkDude is a 50 year old who probably wants to fuck 16 year old twinks. Call Me by Your Name is essentially a gay version of Lolita. Dude also seems to have a thing for gay incest relationships.
>>198605495We should have let Hitler win the war
>>198606857And that guy's wife is the woman who made Past Lives
>Complain about it being a cuck movie>Complain when it turns out to not be a cuck movieYou people really are impossible to please
>>198607645His wife made Past Lives. He's practically a cuck
>>198610905I’ll complain if Zendaya’s in it. Simple as
>>198611471thistabla x
>>198605495Tom Holland dick in DIAMONDS watching this
>>198605117>teases threesome>no threesomeLame, how is this supposed to help my wife get in the mood to fuck other guys?
Honestly fuck anal retentive 4chan faggots. This movie had multiple scenes where I audibly uttered the word "kino".
>>198610905But it IS a cuck movie
>>198613564It's acting
>>198613564Should've been me and him instead
As a kid, I lived with a qt with similar caramel skin still don't know what to call this skin tone because ebony is too nigger and they're usually not latinas She used to tease me and another white kid that also lived in the same house with her feet (unironically gave me a foot fetish) and was randomly trying to flirt with either of us when the other wasn't in the room. Went all the way to us making out and her sitting on my face, but I never went further because I knew she was doing the same shit with my friend,and probably other guys.Should I watch this movie or will it fuck me up? I feel like I'm one of the few people that can relate to this shit, a little too much
>>198606964>anons idols are literally me guy and some low effort funny camera angle meme from over 12 years agokek just wait until DOOR STUCK guy has his gender reveal party
