Moeka Edition
I believe Fuji agreed to stay with Anjin after the boat scene.
>>198608047This
Shogoon lol
>>198607927Anon... it's over...It's time to let /sho/ die too.
>>198607927would plap
>>198608084Not yet.
>>198608047I like how we just got old ass Anjin lookin like he was gonna cry which is how he usually always fucking looks.
>>198608110>What do you seek in JapanI'VE COME TO BREEEEED
cute tum
>>198607927This Toranaga guy... I think he's a real jerk!
will she really go become a nun or stay?
>>198608481stay and make HAPAs
>>198608219>>198608280this tummy needs butterfly kisses and motorboating
>>198608494nobody wanting to see a woman have sex wants to see a mans balls and dick and the thigh gap below them and the dick flexing after ejaculationthis video is for gay menperhaps gay asian men
Its a good thing /sho/ is dying considering a lot of you were asking if the dream of him being old was real or notsome real dumb fucks in this general
>>198608569it cant be real, the guy the book is based on lived the rest of his life in Japan and never returned
>>198608605The bigger reason it can't be real is that he drops Mariko's rosary in the water.
>>198608110Her facial expressions are just the best
>>198608605He had a wife and kids. So assume it’s either Kiku the Whore or Fuji.
>>198608817He is the shogun's hatamoto, he wouldn't marry a whore. It's probably some random bitch from a noble family.
>>198608861One taste of BWC had her desperate to leave her life of whoredom behind so that she could be properly pleasured for the rest of her days
Shogun put me in the mood for a Shogunate Japan run in Vicky 2.
And the FX ratings for the big season finale of Shogun 2024 are in.Oh dear. How unfortunate.
>>198608110God she’s so perfect, even as a Mariko-enjoyer
What the fuck is wrong with the Japanese?>I said something mean, time to kill myself>You're gonna kill yourself? I'm gonna kill myself first>You won't let me leave? Time to kill myself
>>198609596What happens to your ratings when you don't have Blackthorn declare his love for Fuji and impregnate her on screen.
>>198609702Honestly... it's not a bad response to alot of things.
>>198609702I think about this with how big their population is for not a lot of land. Imagine how much bigger it would be if they didn't seppuku for being rude or spazzing out for Hirohito during ww2.
>>198609702>be 17th century samurai transported to the future>in an online argument with some barbarian>he tells me to kill myself>mfw
Do you think he actually did it with Kiku or was he too busy wanting Mariko to bang her?
>>198609913Kiku was under orders by Toranaga to make sure he came inside, and that Mariko was in earshot at the minimum.
When does season 2 start?
>>198608280>>198608219Too flat bellyShe needs to be impregnated by me
>>198609935I don't think she was. Mariko's orders were literally just "organize a night at the brothel for him" and Toronaga wasn't in contact with the brothel at that point
Did japs actually just sit around on the floor talking about dying all the time until they commit suicide?
>>198610086Occasionally they got up and murdered all the friends of someone else and then told that person to commit suicide
No Fumi enjoyers itt?
https://www.vogue.com/article/anna-sawai-shogun-interview
>>198608122lmao
>>198610158Konnichiwa, anon dono. Please slit your belly at the sunset.
>>198607927show is over. mods delete this, else it turns into some stealth wmaf general
>>198610563>stealth
>>198610563That's all /sho/ ever was.
>>198610158Everybody is a Fumi enjoyer
>>198608047That'd be nice.
>>198610318She looks Latino here
>>198608546I can tell you're a virgin.
>>198612101It’s a mystery as to what she is exactly
Surprised nobody has mentioned how cute it is that Fuji learned a word in English (or Portuguese) for Blackthorne
>>198612232The Fuji posting has finally gotten to me, I give in, I give upShe is CUTE
>>198607927Since Blackthorne was historically having asian children does it mean Fuji won in the end?
>>198608454Crimson sky.....(explodes with laughter)
>>198608481Nuns in japan are non celibate
>>198612439Blackthorn needs to save Fuji from making a terrible mistake. She still has many many years of fertility, and throwing that all away to be a nun is retarded.
>>198609505For me its total war shogun 2 as Tokugawa clan playing as Toranaga
>>198612052>>198610158She's cute but I don't even remember her from the show
>>198612519That doesn't allow me to invade Korea, strom the Chinese capital, seize the mandate of heaven and realise Hideyoshi's vision
>>198612543Toranaga only wanted to kill fellow japanese with cannons. I hope they make season 2 where he and Anjin go against Iyo and her brat emperor like Tokugawa did forcing them into seppuku
>>198612540I don't even remember her from the showWhat? She's the heir's mom
>>198612519>>198612543There's an extended mod to add literally every single feif and province of Japan as well as mainland asia so when you're done becoming the top dog of the Samurai you can go fuck up the Portuguese, Spanish, Koreans, Manchus Mongols and Chinese.
>>198613149Mod to what game?
>>198612800Toranaga historicaly turns on her and force her to seppuku
>>198613169Shogun 2
>>198609596Lol. I feel like even Better Call Saul had higher weekly ratings than that, and BCS was considered a ratings shit-show through it's entire run.
>>198613189I think I've seen it but I imagine something like that would completely fuck up the balance of the vanilla game.I find it hard to imagine the new landmass is even close to being as well designed as the original map, usually if a mod is good there would be way more videos about in on youtube but all I could find was one guy who just tested the new units
>>198613186It's not certain, her son yes, he commited seppuku, however Yodo-dono's body was never found. She's assumed to have commited suicide, but we don't know 100%She probly died there anyways, but she bought herself a decade of luxurious life, not so bad for 1600s Japan anyways.
>>198612489>Fuji will give Anjin hapa seafaring warrior monksI can see a sequel of Hapa Jedi bring pirates for the Dutch East India Company in raiding the coast of Portuguese Macao and of Ming dynasty’s China.
How did Yabushige steal the show so easily? Every scene with him is gold.
>>198609596Mike, do you hate japkino because anime weebs bullied you in the past?
>>198608047This is official /sho/ lore canon.
What's up with these japs and threatening suicide?
>>198608760Maybe he fished it out of the water later? It’s not impossible, or even improbable - see ‘Japanese pearl divers’.
>>198609702Japanese are like Klingons. They leave the womb with only one thing on their mind: how to die.
>>198610158She doesn’t look good in this photo.
Bit confused about the last episode.How did toranaga even have an army to fight with? I thought his army was rekt in the earthquake. And wasn't his brothers' army surrounding him preventing him from doing anything? Did his brother legit just leave to osaka and take his whole army away with him? Why?
>>198609702Kind of like people setting themselves on fire because they didn't like their overlords waging war on some bumfucks?
>>198610318If she has an itch on her face and needs to scratch, why go through the burden of putting her arm under her sweater? And you all say this guy is the autistic one?
>>198615902>How did toranaga even have an army to fight with?He was raising a new army after his old one got rekt. He still had a lot of allies other than his brother to his cause. That's why he needed to delay war until he can re-assemble his army.>And wasn't his brothers' army surrounding him preventing him from doing anything?That's why he used his son's death as an excuse to leave. He put on a show that he was completely defeated and resigned to his fate by killing his senior retainer, which helped convince his brother to let him leave for Edo to mourn his son.
>>198615902>how did toranaga
>>198608047He had a chance to lock that pussy down when she was officially his consort, but he went with Mariko. He bet on the wrong pony.
The show absolutely blew itself apart when it started adding wom*nshit to the episodes. The zoomer women and the zoomer son of Toranaga are no doubt music video/tiktok "actors". The writers ran out of things to say so they focused on more modern messaging like how hard it is to be a wom*n, or how hard it is to be in an interracial love triangle. On top of this wom*n are seen in the war room with men discussing military strategy, it is a fairy tale trying to mask itself as a historic epic, and that's what killed it.
>>198616013https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwVpcUflMyk
>>198616643Ok, this just made me sad. I feel bad for the poor guy.
>>198616460it's just as bad in the books, even the book ending sucked and got many complaints decades ago
>>198616460Has a frogposter ever had a non-shit opinion?
>>198616643cosmo is cute and the only piece of soul in this
>>198608047his grandkids were white retard
>>198616801He never left Japan, it’s just his imagination
>>198616801Him having Mariko's cross didn't clue you in that it was entirely a dream?
>>198610031>I don't think she was. Mariko's orders were literally just "organize a night at the brothel for him" and Toronaga wasn't in contact with the brothel at that pointJust another example of the new show fucking up the original story, where Mariko (like all Japanese at the time) has respect for and is fascinated by Kiku and (at least high class) courtesans in general who are treated kinda like movie stars. She's glad to go with Anjin-san to the bordello because women aren't allowed there and they are beautifully built and decorated and she'll get to see all this and hangout with Kiku, who has been trained since childhood to be a beautiful and talented conversationalist and musician, etc. They were far more then just whores.
>>198616801How retarded are you? That was a fever dream. He was holding the cross that Mariko gave him, which he threw in the ocean with Fuji.
>>198616013He's just a shy dude. It's actually kinda endearing.
>>198617072So you're saying they should have spent more time focusing on whores which you said was a bad thing in this series, boomer?
is there anything good in terms of cosmokino on this list or was this his breakout performance?
>>198617157Raised by Wolves is actually great and he was pretty good in it, shame it was cancelled.
>>198617157This is his breakout performance desu, a shame - hope he gets more roles n the future.
Why are we still here?
>>198617157watch lady macbeth. lots of sex scene with florence pugh. he tries to rape her at the beginning.
>>198615902>Bit confused about the last episode.How did toranaga even have an army to fight with? I thought his army was rekt in the earthquake.The new tv show is garbage, the earthquake wiping out his army is needless shitty new content written by the hack screen writers. Toranaga was the single most powerful daimyo in Japan but against Ishido and the allied council, (and all the hostage daimyos) he'd never win a straight-up war and everybody knew this, thus Mariko and Toranaga's plan to put Ishido in a political bind by sending her to Osaka and forcing Ishido to either let her leave with Toranaga's ex-wife and consort or kill her or forced her to commit seppuku, any one of which would break up the anti-Toranaga alliance.
So do you think Buntaro and Anjin-sama became decent friends after?
>>198616643What's his problem?
>>198617295Was pretty much implied they did.
>>198610158imagine busting a fat load on her tits and face jesus christ
>>198617295Probably not friends but I think they both learned to put aside their past to be cordial with each other. They're both going to be seeing each other a lot as the Shogun's hatamoto.
>>198617295I mean, can you really become friends wiith someone who cucks you?
Okay but John HAS to fuck another chick to have kids like his irl counterpart so, who was she?
Hey guys this is weird but I look a lot like Cosmo and have been matching with a bunch of asian chicks on tinder lately. This game is doing for me what Chris Pratt did for fat guys.
>>198609596Not enough female nudity
>>198617117>So you're saying they should have spent more time focusing on whoresNo, I'm saying the new show predictably fucked up the scene with Mariko setting up a date for Anjin-san and Kiku. In the book, the reader (via Mariko and Blackthorn) gets an insight on Japanese history and culture and the Mariko+Anjin-san love story is furthered as well as the political/historical ramifications of this, as Kiku and her madam instantly clue onto Mariko being in love with Blackthorn with the madam essentially blackmailing Mariko into getting her an audience with Toranaga, which leads to the creation of yoshiwara red light districts and geisha girls. Kiku and the madam play a much larger role in the book.>which you said was a bad thing in this series, boomer?That was a different anon.
>>198617367This one
>>198616643>and... yes.He's officially our guy.
>>198609596Has any show ever fallen this hard in just one season before
>>198617295>So do you think Buntaro and Anjin-sama became decent friends after?No, there was too much bad blood between them but in Clavell's novel "Noble House" set in the 1963, we learn that both the Todas (Buntaro and his dad Hiromatsu's family) and the Kashigis (Yabu and Omi's clan) worked with Blackthorn and thru him, got into the ship building business that eventually becomes a huge corporation.
>>198609596I'm a retard who doesn't understand Nielsen ratings. Is this really that bad?
>>198617830Rightmost column is total viewers. Next to that is the rating in Points -- about 1.3M viewers per Point in the Demo, Adults 18-49 that advertisers crave.For a flagship series and the "second most expensive FX series ever" rather a damp squib.
Fuji and Yabu better win an Emmy.
> The reason I took the role this time is because I believe we need this kind of hero right now. We need the hero who brings about peace. That’s a very good message for the worldhttps://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-features/shogun-finale-hiroyuki-sanada-interview-1235881195/So, Peace at any price, with a rigid dictatorial social order enforced by arbitrary violence is -- good okay?
>>198618234>So, Peace at any price, with a rigid dictatorial social order enforced by arbitrary violence is -- good okay?Yes. This is the Japanese spirit~
>>198618234>>198618074But STD is the highest rated streaming series this week, right?Oh, wait. Why was it cancelled?
>>198608084One last thread before seppuku
>>198618234The rigid dictatorial social order was already there. Considering the times Tokugawa actually did a damn good job of stopping all the violence. He refused to invade Korea and China like Toyotomi did as well.
>>198608481I seriously hope she didn't become a nun, since in 1634 (the show takes place in 1600) Christianity gets banned in Japan and every monk/nun in the country gets beheaded if they don't renounce their faith publicly.
>>198609890Kek
Could you defeat a female samurai, /sho/bros?
>>198618552Buddhist nun, retard. It's what Daiyoin was, the lady who told Toranaga he must become Shogun.
>>198618351>second from rightalmighty god in heaven
>>198617076he's already been established as an expert swimmer and diver. it's blatantly obvious he retrieved the cross afterwards. you are media illiterate and out of your depth.
>>198618617I do not know, anon-sama but I would try my best, osu!
>>198608047Anjin is the worst isekai protagonist ever, what sort of loser spends months in another world with a high position and acquires 0 slave girls?
>>198617267>the earthquakeMight have made more sense if it just killed a few guys and it was regarded as bad Feng Shui or whatever Asian voodoo they believe
>>198618234>So, Peace at any price, with a rigid dictatorial social order enforced by arbitrary violence is -- good okay?Yes. Look at the middle east.
>>198616643More like Show Over.
>>198618667If you’d read the book you’d know that’s false. Also, that part with the flash-forward as he’s trying to sudoku himself is him relinquishing his future in England. His fate is to never leave Japan, as Toranaga says.
>>198618617>POV: You are a sailor who just set foot on Japan when the savage natives attack you
>>198618234Anyone else feel like white people do not to bad under pretty bad disorder? While Asians are terrified of even the slightest disorder because they immediately revert to cannablism?
>>198618234>So, Peace at any price, with a rigid dictatorial social order enforced by arbitrary violence is -- good okay?It's not arbitrary if the point is to order society.
>>198618617Unarmed while wearing full plate sans codpiece
Reminder that Blackthorne saw through Toranaga's bullshit and just went along with it because it's the only way to maybe get his ship rebuilt.
>>198616643Me but I’m not a tall talented actor
>>198619006yes, it's a matter of how individualist the society is
>>198619001perfect sized everything
>>198619081Reminder they cut out the scene where Rodergies tells Blackthorne Toranagalamasama secretly sold him to the Captain of the Black ship.
>>198618617If she had nicer lips.
>>198619001I would absolutely obliterate this thing in either hand-to-hand or sword-to-sword combat. No challenge.
>>198617157Calm with horses is great and it has Barry in it too. Two guys who will be leading stars for a long time
>>198619157What about tongue to butthole combat
>>198619081He knows that Toranaga burned it himself and will burn it again, Toranaga suddenly stopping the hunt for the "spies" who burned it after his attempt at seppuku made that obvious. He just knows that despite being stuck in Japan he has a pretty comfy position. Might as well make the best of it.
>>198607927Shotgun Shogun when
>>198616643Friendly reminder that if he were a woman everyone would be talking about how brave she is for making it in the industry with her condition. Instead, Cosmo goes on the official Shogun podcast and gets pushed along and exasperatedly sighed at by a woman who writes poetry like this. Absolutely clown world.
>>198618924What did he mean by this?
>>198619250What condition?
>>198618905>>the earthquake>Might have made more sense if it just killed a few guysThat's what happens in the book, only a handful of troops are killed. The point of the earthquake scene is to show the reader that this is a constant danger in Japan and relates to their belief in karma, Blackthorn having never experienced one and most importantly, him saving Toranaga after he falls in a crevice and this leading to Blackthorn being made a hatamoto.The lame new tv show not only fucked it up by killing most of Toranaga's troops but it ruined the scene with Blackthorn risking his life by _single handedly_ saving Toranaga and instead, has a bunch of random guys jump in hole with him, further making Blackthorn an irrelevant NPC.
>>198619250So? As another autistic man who is liked by women for some odd reason I like him.
>>198619336John was already a hatamoto, saving Toranaga during the earthquake is what got him a fief and a retinue. Fake fan.
>>198616801Um…media literacy? Helloooo? Sweetly, I’m so sorry. Oof. And finally, yikes.
>>198610158She's actuall four years younger than Anna, looks like they made her a bit look older with makeup
>>198619470Man they both look ugly here.
>>198617367The IRL counterpart married a minor bureaucrat’s daughter.
>>198619486Are you gay?
>>198617426Game?
>>198619527No? I think they’re both hot as just not in that over exposed photo lol.
>>198616643ofc the Thai Ladyboy has to blabber about diversity and representation.
>>198617830It’s fine. Hulu has 1/5 the subscribers that Netflix does, so it’s punching well above its weight.
>>198618552Considering it’s the family shrine I doubt it’s a catholic nun she’s becoming. More like the wife of the Taiko became.
>>198607927Every deviation from the novel was for the worse. Watch the action scenes on youtube and skip the rest is you value your time.
Just found out Toranaga's name translates to Tiger Serpent
>>198619125They didn’t sell him to the captain of the black ship on this playthrough. The captain wanted a slice of the silk trade. They just abandoned Blackthorne on Toranagas galley to be captured.
Spaceman Jones Sekigahara 47Ronin - Japanese AD - Tommy Lee Joneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIHMz78-qWQ
>>198619157I’d destroy her in hand-to-gland cumbat.
>>198619728No it doesn't you fucking retard
>>674592273>Asian men hate the show because a white guy fucks Asian women >Catholics hate the show because John Blackthorne hates them >Protestants hate the show because John didn't do a whole lot to defeat the Catholics >Bookfags hate the show because it didn't copy the books 1:1>Marvelfags hate the show because there is no soulless epic battle or orange slices>Illiterates hate the show because they have to read subtitles >Normies hate the show because because Japan is too weird for them>Zoomers hate the show because it's longer than 5 seconds and thats too much time away from their phones>Contrarians hate the show because it's good>Boomers hate the show because a 1980 version exists and "Old Good, New Bad" is their slogan >Animefags hate the show because Toranaga doesn't have an episode long fight with Ishido that takes place mid-air with their katanas clashing a thousand times a second>Lefties hate the show because a strong black woman doesn't become Shogun>/pol/ hates the show because it didn't have John become Shogun while turning Japan into his personal harem >Only the cultured few who wanted to see a story that remained authentic and true to the Japanese culture of the period enjoyed the show.
>>198619814>>Catholics hate the show because John Blackthorne hates themWhy would that make us hate it? English hating the Catholics isn't news and I'd like it less if he didn't hate us.
>>198619814based and true post
>>198619814It's the ultimate filter show. In a couple years /tv/ will be talking about it is a classic they always liked.
>>198619814>/pol/ hates the show because it didn't have John become Shogun while turning Japan into his personal haremThis one is disingenuous, they hate the show because the character and guy he was based on was a much bigger part of everything and not completely incompetent outside of using an astrolabe to guide cannons once.
>>198620354No one will be talking about this in a couple of weeks let alone years.
>>198620429Whatever cope helps you sleep at night.
>>198619001mating press material
>watch shogun>white actor just mimics Richard Burton>close my eyes>listen more carefully>he’s actually copying Richard Burton“Cosmo” is a fucking fraud
>>198620422The real life William Adams did nothing leading up to Sekigahara, besides Tokugawa using his cannons in the battle. He never met Gracia, and was only made hatamoto five years after the events of the series.
>>198619001I surrender
>>198620509Still, I’m sure he got to fuck hundreds of Asian babes so worth it.
>>198618924New literally me just dropped
>>198620574He died a wealthy man in Nagasaki, after 20 years in Japan at the age of 55. I'm sure he was drowning in Japanese pussy until his death
>>198609596people still have cable?
>>198621027And dude was a nobody before he rocked up in Japan. It can happen to anyone, lads.
>>198621082He probably came REAL close to dying on someone's whim like 200 times ever since he arrived.
>>198619001>>198619157>>198620514Yeah, this one I wouldn't be able to beat. I'd get wrecked.
>>198621285imagine getting wrecked by this cheeky brat
>>198619741
>>198621230But he didn’t. Like I said, could happen to anyone. Lads, your 30s/40s may be just as wild.
>>198621441Nigga times changed
>>198613186Toranaga is a pretty big asshole
>>198621499Not for white guys.
>>198618234>Bring about peace by killing anyone and everyone close to you.Toranaga was the villain.
>>198621617Si vis pacem, para bellum is older than Toranagamama.
sho sucked
>>198607927>>198608093>>198608110>no nudity from Fujion one hand, based innocent waifuon the other hand, my dick needs it
>>198621647I'm just annoyed Anjin didn't punch Toranaga too in the last episode when he punches him to make him snap out of it. It would fit if Toranaga at least got one punch in on him and they both laugh it off.
>>198619001I love women so much it's unreal
>>198617076all rosaries look the same, i took it as him converting to catholicism based on mariko's influence
>>198621524He is a japanese Dumbledore
>>198617554It's actually unreal how cute she is. It should be illegal.
>>198621617He was a friend of Nobunaga, what did you expect
>>198618351I need:- To know their names individually- To know if they have nude photos- If yes, post them- To know if they have ever done porn- If yes, post codeSTAT.
>>198621907They only do blacked porn
>>198621940Why did you ignore the second part of my question?
>>198621940DO NOT REDEEM SIRS
Let it come.
>>198619254That, my friend, looks like a panic attack.
>>198622068This hair cut is so rad...
>>198622068this dude was unironically my favorite
>>198622221Over based Yabu?
>>198622238yabushige is the default best so no
JAVgods... which girl will satisfy my Fuji needs?
>>198622400Try the duck
>>198622428Not the duck...
>>198622238That's Yabushige-sama!
>>198618234Crushing all your opposition and consolidating your power over your domain to the point where violent conflict is impossible is unironically how peace has been accomplished throughout the vast majority of history, particularly in Asia. Just look how many conflicts are heating up in the world after the US installed a senile retard puppeteered by a committee of unaccountable AWFLs, DMV blegpipo, and the most neurotic stratum of Jews who are more concerned with punishing their own constituency than actually governing. Since there's a lot of crossover with /got/ in these threads, I believe this is ultimately what GRRM intended to explore with Daenerys and ASOIAF in the outline for the series that he will ultimately leave to rot and was botched horribly by the Dabids.
>>198618617>tfw love Japanese women>tfw cursed to only get hard around huge titswhy can't I have a wife like this
>>198617157oh i had no idea he was in raised by wolves
>>198622964Go to Japan. Japanese women with big tits like white guys.
>>198615717Thank you for your input as a gay man
>>198623345Really? Well damn, as soon as I finish my doctorate Imma fly out there.
>every one of toranaga's plans
>>198622461
>>198619385It's been a while but I remember the hatamoto status coming from him saving Toranaga during the earthquake? What did Blackthorne do up until that point to deserve the honor?
>>198623782He was given the title of hatamoto in a letter left by Toranaga for Mariko after they first arrived in Anjiro after escaping Osaka. He saved Toranaga's life in Osaka and went diving with him just like in the show and that's why he got it. He got the actual fief, retinue and larger salary after the earthquake.
>>198617157It's a shame they probably already locked in Kickass because he'd make a great Bond.A lot of his scenes with Mariko reminded me of You Only Live Twice.
>>198623961Oh yeah. Well, the shitty new tv show still fucked up the earthquake scene by having a bunch of random dudes jump in along with Anjin-san.
>Wake up >see thisWhat do?
>>198624100I don't see how it did. Anjin jumped in first, found him by noticing the cloth, and gave Toranaga his swords just like in the book. It's exactly the reasons Toranaga gave him the fief there.
>>198624201Oooo, konnichiwa Yabushige-dono! Domo arigato!
>>198624326Anyone notice how Japanese people in Shogun all go "Oouhhww!" or make some weird grunting noise to verbally express their shock, whether it's like a slight surprise or big shock, they all go "ooow!" or "ooooh!". Kind of weird, I think.
>>198624371>autism
Do you think Moeka likes blonde-haired, blue-eyed white guys? Do I have a chance?
>>198624496Height, weight, dick size.
>>198624371they're a very expressive peoplebenefits of having a soul, unlike other Asians
>>198624371In my experience Asians give consistent verbal feedback during conversation. While you're talking they'll mutter "Mmm" and "Ehh" to signal their attention.
>>1986245245'11''1707.5''
>>198624570Face 1 out of 10?
>>1986245908/10 at leastI'm pretty handsome
>>198624649Then why are you asking? I guess you're just retarded to compensate.
>>198624202It was lamely done and had no tension, both the book and the 1980s tv show did it better.
>>198624671I have no experience with actual Japanese women
>>198624673Wow, the 1980 version might have one thing it did better. Meanwhile I can't even compare the political scenes to the 1980 version since they don't exist, guess the 2024 version wins by default.
>>198624538Their conduct during the war gives a lie to that notion.
>>198624762How would you treat zogbots?
>>198624762All that stuff they did is as human as it gets.
>>198608219tummy kisses for fuji-sama!
>>198624754Except the modern version fucks up the politics by making it all about grrl powah!
>>198624878The Chinese, Malays and Filipinos, all famous Zogbots.
>>198608219>>198625003Imagine how much shit she is packing in there...
>>198625069No it doesn't. Mariko fighting off guys in the forest and then "fighting" off guards to try to leave Osaka is all from the book.
>>198617324Agreed. This little yellow whore needs to be PAINTED!!!FACT!!!
Shogun could have used a similar scene
>>198625108girls don't poop silly anon
Even in her final scene Ochiba couldn't resist doing her dumb little I'M ACTING smirk when it made no sense. Anjinsama, Yabushige and Fujisan hard carried this show.
>>198625358you'd smirk too if you were literally sex
>>198625247holy, souce
>>198618479Everybody post their death haiku and then close /sho/ forever
>>198625458How can white women compete?
>>198625513https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3C2BsFSFzc
>>198625613Honestly, they give you white kids. That's it. That's all they have going for them at this point.
>>198625613
>>198625134>all from the book.No it isn't. Mariko doesn't fight anybody during the escape from Osaka and later when Ishido tries to prevent her from leaving, she ineffectually waves a sword around for a bit before giving up, nor does she kill any ninjas in the final attack. I'll further add that all of these scenes were better done in the 1980 tv show.The dumb new tv show turned her into a politically correct 98lb Girl Boss slaughtering samurai left and right.
>>198625704>98lb Girl Boss slaughtering samurai left and rightexcept she didn't kill anyone and was exhausted after 30 seconds of fighting men
>>198625704She kills no one in that scene and all the men don't attack because they were ordered not to. She falls over 20 seconds in. Did you even watch it or were you just annoyed they actually kept her trying to leave Osaka in from the book while the 1980 version cut it?
>>198625704and the book is factually wrong in a bunch of thingsgrow up, incel
>>198625747NTA, but before that she killed bunch of samurai with her naginata during night attack when they left Osaka.
>>198607927So when are they releasing the finale?
>>198625520Queer custodianFriday night, erases slursNo compensation
>>198607927>wypipo so disgusting and retarded compared to japanesu ubermensch: the show>THEY LITERALLY EAT ROTTEN MEAT DON'T YOU KNOWsad
>>198625803they were bandits, but yes, she shouldn't have realistically been able to kill any trained man in combat
>>198625704Based speedwatcher
>>198625935In the show they weren't bandits, they were samurai of the catholic lord.
>>198625747>>198625782>She kills no one in that sceneShe killed at least one of Ishido's men in that scene and easily half a dozen in the escape from Osaka, because she's a stronk womyn samurai who don't need no gaijin. >>198625783Illiteracy is a terrible thing.
For me? It was when Lady Ochiba dressed as a sexy bunny and seduced Anjin-sama.
>>198626036>because she's a stronk womyn samurai who don't need no gaijin.Oh, and she kung-fued at least one ninja to death in the final scene.
>>198626036Did you not see the flashback where she proved herself to be a master with the naginata? I doubt you could fight her.
So just finished this. Holy shit is it melodramatic. It really insists upon itself.Also Toradoranaga playing 5D chess got pretty old halfway in.
>>198626154>insists upon itself.kek every time I read this I can't not imagine the biggest retarded whale typing it
>>198626194Found the guy who failed the apple test.
>>198626047...and then she sang "mausu, mausu pasokon mausu, kokunai seisan shite mausu". I remember like it was yesterday.
>>198626036She killed two bandits in the escape from Osaka, none in that scene, and two ninja while John killed all the rest. So a grand total of four people killed across the entire series technically five since she killed herself :^) I get you wanted more than anything to hate this series but to make up nonsense because Mariko rightfully has screentime and fights a few guys like she does in the book just outs you as a secondary.
I am going back to Japan in two weeks.
>>198625520White women outsideWarm room waifu and tendiesKino on the screen
>>198626154Especially considering that the last episode turned into one giant Mariko in memoriam. The entirety of the political conflict boiled down to Ochiba having a woman moment over her bestie getting killed due to her own choices. Toranaga came off as a passive observer with his entire keikaku hinging on Ochiba acting contrary to her own interests and nothing would have been possible anyway if his son didn't get himself killed. Absolute wet fart of a show. Turned exactly into what I feared when I learned it is written by jap-american women - womeme melodrama about BWC.
>>198626254Can you hook me up with any girls? I'll take single moms too.
I'd like to see that Thai ladyboy try and fight ashigaruchads in yari wall.
>>198626325You can do better mate.
>>198626335I'm sure it would be a shamefur dispray
>>198626254Have fun I just moved back to the U.S. after living there for 6 years
>>198626240I'm going to knock up a Japanese woman and create more cute and fair-skinned Japanese-SEA kids.
>>198626353NO. You are not my mom.
>>198626374nigga, Japanese women aren't SEA monkeys. They're honorary aryan.
>>198626416Truly Hitler recognized their capability for genocide.
>>198626434Hitler approves of giving Nihon females the BWC
>>198626369I recently spent about half a year there but have been gone for the last three months. My favorite brat asked me yesterday if I was coming back this sprin, so I have going to be having a lot of fun again.
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>>198626607Nice, which part?
>>198626416I'm the SEA part of the equation, but I pass for East Asian/Japanese when I'm there.
How long until the normies forget this show ever even existed? One months? Three months?
If I like this show am I a weeb?
>>198626721You just have yellow fever.
>>198626708So fucking ugly, holy shit
>>198626661I'd say about 80% of my time was in Osaka, and the rest was split between Tokyo and Sapporo with a couple of days in Hiroshima and Hakodate. Where did you live?
>people who like women are secretly gay!Does the seethe never end?
>>198626864>people who like ugly women are secretly gay!Exactly.
>>198626838Nice nice. I lived in Osaka about a 10 minute walk away from pic related. Kansai is my favorite place for sure
>16 hour threadI think we still have one more in us, what do you say boys?
>>198626838>>198626325Fine fag don't help a brother out. I hope karma gets back to you.
>/tv/ generals die days after their show endsPathetic, /a/ drags theirs out for years.
>>198626036You couldn't beat her.
>>198627063Based. Osaka is my favorite and where I made the most friends and had the most fun. I'm considering living there in the near future depending on how some work stuff plays out. I do qualify for their new J-Skip visa, but letting go of what I've built upcareer-wise and moving overseas is a bit daunting.
Is Shogun the most based show to come out in the recent years?>No faggots>No niggers>Based Sengoku era Japan>Tons of Japanese waifus>White man bleaches the best waifu and has another one wanting him towards the end.>Amazing violenceHow did it manage to escape the jew's meddling?
>>198627691The jews fear the samurai.
>>198626116>she proved herself to be a master with the naginataLike I said...>>198626246>fights a few guys like she does in the bookAgain; the _only time_ Mariko fights anybody, is during her attempted march out of Osaka, where she waves a sword about for a bit and is easily kept at bay by Ishido's men. A scene that is FAR better in the book as well as in the 1980 show.You 2024 showfags are desperate to justify your investment in watching you purposely ignore the shitty and unnessasry changes to the story to promote feminist bullshit and shit on White men. Look,I don't hate the new show, I've even recommended it to friends but I'm not going to suck Hollywood dick and pretend it couldn't have been easily done much better.Another example; Mario's seppuku attempt, where in the book (and the 1980 show) it's a hugely important plot point and all the nobles of Osaka come out to witness it, forcing Ishido to grant her leave of the city. The dumb new show does it in some meaningless back room and has dufus NPC Anjin-san step up to act as her second, even though there's one of Toranaga's men literally right there in the room with her.
>>198626721>he said, on www.4chan.org
New>>198627860>>198627860>>198627860Enjoy what's probably the last general, get your haikus in.
>>198627810Mariko picks up a naginata in the battle while escaping from Osaka in the book, just like in the show. John even questions her on this, and she directly says "many samurai families train their daughters to fight to protect the husband, homes and lord." Once again I have to question how long ago you read the book. Also, shut the fuck up, changing Yabu to John as her second was a great tweak.
>>198627556Yeah I feel you for sure. I just feel too old for it now. It’s a blast when you’re in your twenties but nothing is more embarrassing than seeing 40 year old expats still drinking at HUB and clubs trying to relive those good years
