>This man is an artist. He had to spend ten years learning how to make the tamago. The egg. The egg!
After a certain point, proficiency becomes a matter of efficiency rather than quality. One can only make an egg so good before there is nothing more to do.
>>198613009I don't get this. Why mention an egg all of a sudden?
>>198613009>It took him a decade to learn how to cook eggs? Is he fucking retarded?
>>198613053T/N: tamago means egg
>>198613035Spoken like a true ignoramus. This is why you will always be subpar.
>>198613035There is no upper limit to how good the tamago can be. Some chefs spend 20-30 years training to make the best tamago.
The Japs obsessive fetish for "mastering" the most mundane everyday shit is both pretentious and fucking gay. >"oooh it took him 20 years to learn how to master the ancient artisan craftmanship of washing the smegma from his foreskinu desu much respectu *bows*"fuck off
>>198613009>The egg. The egg!But I ordered sushi dumbass.
>>198613009you just know the dude who came up with this scene is a massive weeb who got bullied and fantasizes about shit like this constantly
>>198613174The entire show is the creator getting back at people who bullied him using his TV show. One of the first episodes has the main character "own" some family for $10 million because they denied him $10 as a kid or some shit.
>>198613174so basically like large part of the people on this site
>tfw the chef just wanted to make some money in a comfy environment and then this guy spergs out and makes a scene
>>198613009Gale was unironically right here. Those businessmen were being extremely disrespectful to Japanese customs, traditions, and cultures. The Japanese are too polite to say anything so he did. How do you like it when a bunch of shitskins come to your country and behave like assholes? You don’t, the Japanese don’t like it when foreigners do either. I don’t really see the problem with this scene, everything he said is true and it’s only understandable that eventually seeing such disrespectful behavior day in and day out from other foreigners would enrage gale and eventually cause him to burst out about it. It was an overreaction, but an understandable one.
>>198613249>Those businessmen were being extremely disrespectful to Japanese customs, traditions, and cultures.And so was Gale by yelling and causing a scene, which is the least Japanese thing possible
>>198613164Maybe it really does take them 20 years considering the pervasive smegma problems in japan
>>198613285Yes, which I acknowledged in my post. He overreacted, but when you see disrespectful behavior every day eventually you won’t be able to suppress the rage any longer.
>>198613249>guy dips sushi in onions sauceYes, extremely disrespectful to Japanese customs, traditions, and cultures. If the Japs didn't pussy out and summon their gay storm god Japan would be under Gigachad Mongol rule
>>198613305they should adopt circumcision as their neighbors, the koreans have
>>198613174this Fucking redditor tier cringe
>He had toi wouldn't go that far
>>198613323>neighborsYou mean their progenitors.
>>198613009>What is the rule of diminishing returns
>>198613164https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seFHSuL0nsw
>>198613009This whole show is like this hardly fair to just use one scene to point it out. This dude is actually a great actor
>>198613366>niceLMAO
>>198613416Is this show good? I heard it was shit aside from this scene.
Industrial machining in run-of-the-mill shops in 1970:>control rotation speed, feedrate, depth of cut down to .001mm for perfect resultsHigh-end cooking in 2024:>medium heat for about a minute then low heat until it looks kinda brown. No, we don't have accurate settings for our burners, just practice bro.Join the 21st century, please.
>>198613438It's really shit. Each episode is just about how much expensive shit they can montage in to remind you how rich the characters are. Also full of reddit scenes like in OP where "Everyone stood up and clapped."
>>198613314>onions sauceFirst time the filter has made me laugh in years
>>198613091Your dumbass shit posting is impressive, you must have studied how to shit post like a dumbass for sixteen years at least.
>>198613366does anyone truly have the dexterity to say they put 3 parts strength to the left and 7 to the right?
>>198613516don't forget about the non binary genius quant that uses they/them pronouns
>>198613009gale was heavily miscast as wags i know that much
>>198613416Haven't seen the show, and I thought the actor did a good job playing Gale in Breaking Bad. I just saw this scene on YouTube and thought it was very silly.
>having fun with your friends>enjoying some wacky overpriced food the way you like it>some weird ass white guy starts yelling at you on behalf of japs>try to play it down with a joke>he flips the fuck outWhat the fuck man
>>198613009
>>198614730This is what would actually happen.
>>198613147...no they dont
>>198613009I'm pretty sure the sushi chef stops giving a fuck how you eat the sushi once you pay for it.
Le Japanese are le wholesome. I'm getting tired of this troupe
>>198614730>Dilate, janny!
>your taste buds stop growing back the older you get>have to use stronger sauces and spices to taste anything
>>198613285夷を以て夷を制す, fag
>>198613009The tamago (egg).
>not posting the webm
I ate sushi in an expensive Jamaican restaurant and it tasted the same as here.Japanese food is overrated. Now pizza on the other hand...
People who are shitting on Gale have never had a real professionally cooked meal in their lifeFly to Tokyo and pay $600 for a 20 course omakase sushi dinner for you and your girlfriend, then come back and tell me it all tastes the same.
>>198615465Top kek
>>198613171The heat of the rice folds the egg
>>198615465>chudsThere’s a reason why people don’t post this cringe.
Seafood don't go well with onions sauce,they go well with fish sauce
>>198615612dilate tranny janny
>>198615555The Pajeets and Vlads posting at this time of day are too poor to even afford their own country's delicacies. They'll never have great sushi.
>>198613228>b..b..but n..not me though...
>>198615669Whats the point of eating raw fish like a pretentious cunt who claims to care about the subtle flavours and freshness when you are going to dip it in concentrated fish based wooster sauce.
>>198613053All according to keikaku.>Translator's note: keikaku means egg
>>198615555>CookedSushi isn't fucking cooked idiotIt's one of the food that will have a noticeable cap on qualityGo to a seafood market, buy something fresh off and cut some of the things for yourself and wa la
>>198613009Tamago(egg) made by learning for 10 years.
Japan and Korean food are slopChinese food is the way
>>198615501>go to Italy with italian gf>she tells me about this pizza place that's the best, 20 min walk from her house in the mountains>figure it won't be anything special>it's summer and it's fucking hot so I just get something basic, plain margerita with basil and olive>looks OK, but it's no stuffed crust meat feast with jalapeño ans onions from my local slop merchant>take a bite>my face whenIt's not a meme. I've had "authentic" Italian pizza that looked just as thin and tame and it was lame. This thing tasted incredible and has ruined pizza for me. I only eat pizza when I visit her house near sorrento now.
>>198615840>eating dogs and bugsYeah ok Ching Chong.
>>198615840Orange chicken is delicious.
>>198613009The egg (Tamago).
>chinks need to study for 10 years to make a fucking tortillalmao
>>198615883>Koreans don't eat dogsSummer's coming real soon, and I hear it's gonna be a scorcher.
>>198615981Das a quiche doe
>>198615987>The consumption of dog meat is heavily restricted and soon to be illegal in South Korea. On January 9, 2024, the South Korean parliament unanimously passed a law banning the distribution and sale of dog meat, to take effect in three years.
>>198613065Ways bros… our response? We are looking awfully silly rn
>>198615987>>198616026
>>198616026My mistake, I guess. Still, Koreans will be eating dogs until 2027 and I wouldn't be surprised if that deadline gets extended. There's literal dog ranches in the north and the livestock dogs used to escape to rod range of all places to feel safe. It's so weird to see them. Part of them wants to approach you, but they've been beat enough that they won't actually get close. You'll have 10-15 dogs just hanging out 30 feet away and never get closer or much further away until you leave.
>>198615612chud detected
>Exist 3000 years>Be relevant on the world stage literally once>White people break the laws of physics to harness the power of the sun just to fuck you up, and then do it again a few days later just to show they weren't sorry>Stop fucking and commit sudoku on your birthrates>Only foreigners who admire your culture are incels anyway
I feel the same as the chef when I'm at work and these assholes come in an order no pickles or onions, but extra mac sauce. Ummm, there's literally onion and pickle relish in the mac sauce dumbass. The burger is already perfectly sauced. I haven't spent 10 years at this to not know what I'm fucking doing
>Be a fry cook for 30 years>Work in everything from McDonalds' to Denny's>Move to Japan and open up my own burger shack>One day some Japanese businessmen come and eat>Can tell they really don't know much about American food>One of them puts some salt on his fries>Don't care, just happy to have paying customers>Suddenly, my most autistic and obnoxious Japanese customer stands up>He's a regular, can't kick him out but he's an obnoxious faggot who worships American culture and therefore me>Wipes the crumbs off his Spongebob T-shirt and adjusts his cowboy hat>Starts screaming at them about how I'm an artist and their fries are perfectly salted already>Tells them I've had to study under the greatest fry cooks in the USA to be at my level>Shouts that I wasn't even allowed to look at a pickle for 10 years (a massive lie)>One of the businessmen tell him to chill the fuck out and leave them alone>"THE PICKERU! THE PICKERU!"
>>198616198>eggThat looks like two pieces of sushi and some cake
>>198614897>8 eggs Easy as fuck.
randomly calling it tamago instead of just calling it an egg is the cringiest part for me
sushi is cheap ass peasant food in japan, it is not this pretentious cultural worship slop that americans try to make it into
>>198613249>How do you like it when a bunch of shitskins come to your countryyou mean America?
>>198616230The egg (Tamago) in Japanese sushi bar.
Tamago
i went to a trendy sushi spot the other night that happened to have a completely dead night (like 7 workers there when it was just my gf and her friend) and I was loudly gagging on the sushi and almost vomiting and they didn't say anything except refill my water a lot (i hate seafood)i tipped well
>>198616257Nobody can eat 8 eggs.
You people do not know the real Japanese sushi.You are fools.
>>198613009>it’s to clear the palette between piecesWho tf is eating onions sauce on its own?
AuthenticJapanese sushihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h76m2frA98&list=PLDtARzDhPZvVqkttMK2y7DV9xCTag6hiW&index=2
>>198616431It’s some raw fish and rice bro Making it into cute little pieces doesn’t make it any less raw fish and rice
>>198613249this desu>be me>ride my scooter to the local McDonald's™>waiting in Iine i see ngubu and his baby mama eating>they dip their fries in mayo>mfwthe west has fallen, don't these niggers know how many years it took paco to master the craft deep fried potatoes?
>>198613009I'm glad Jesse shot him in the face.
>>198616431yeaa personally I'd prefer a smoked ribeye over this little piece of fish on rice
>>198616699You've never had authentic sushi.Poor you.
>>198616431>fish on rice>fish on rice>fish on rice>fish on rice>sponge cake>maruchan ramenJap bros, I kneel...
>>198616775Bro it was literally fast food before faggots decided it was gourmet ‘Authentic’ is just making it how the dish is ‘supposed’ to be prepared. It doesn’t make it any better in of itself
>>198613035You will NEVER master the tamago.
>>198616865Don't act like you know what you're doing.You're an idiot.
>in the last 10 years I got my BA, my MBA, my CFA and my FMVA and worked my way up to 300K a year, but yeah the eggs are great I guess
>>198616433He was talking about the ginger slices
>>198616865I've eaten sushi at random chinese-run places (there's one every two streets in my town) and at true japanese restaurants (not even high-end, just run by japanese people, both in Japan and in my country) and they taste and look nothing alike. Also, the chinese places use way more rice than necessary and it gives their sushi a gross, "chunky" feeling.
>>198617059Who the hell would be on 4chan?
>>198617173no I'm larping as the guy in the showI'm pathetic like the rest of 4channelarians, I just have a BA
>>198615786TWENTY YEARS WASHING THE RICE, YOUR HOMEMADE RAW FISH WILL NEVER COMPARE
>>198613312Then you would be hated by any Japanese and considered far ruder then the obnoxious customers.He's also a coward and drags the chef into his temper tantrum making the person he is "protecting" the focal point of his shame.
Good night.
>>198617306Good riddance to bad rubbish.
That would be a good premise for a slasher movie, a low-level sushi chef who's put in decades and goes apeshit berserk on his customers and higher level chef bosses who won't let him climb up the ladder. Maybe he serves them up as sushi
>>198613035>t. tamagolet
>>198614730they turn his art into feces, shut the fuck up.
>>198613035This couldn't be more wrong. I've heard of chefs spending 60-90 years mastering the tomago
>>198617558Japan has a secret project of putting experienced tamago chef's brains into a young body so they can greatly extend the time to master the art of tomago
>>198613009Stereotypical liberal who will chastise white people for being annoying, but never blacks. They know that a black dude would beat their pussy liberal ass for bothering them. Instead of realizing that is asshole behavior, they just think black people are tough and take no shit and it's white people or are assholes. Every liberal pussy behaves this way. They will seethe online about people not being considerate, they'll harp on white people, but the moment a non european race is mentioned, all of a sudden....why does race matter?
>>198613035Just fry the egg sunny side up and don't make it run to much anything else is just culinary masterbation
>>198613164It's not pretentious if they actually put the work into it. It would be pretentious to claim you're a master after only watching a movie about it then try doing it yourself a few times
>>198613249Not at all, what's embarrassing is throwing a scene like this in a restaurant that specifically caters to gaijin businessmen. This whole scene is a cringeworthy story reimagined by a self righteous reddit nigger that never matured and refers to being disciplined as 'adulting'. It's pathetic, unironically causing a scene like that would get him kicked out. He acted like an obnoxious retard which is why this clip always gets shitposted.
>>198617610What if I dress like a stereotypical pretend white villian from capeshit and speak with a generic eastern euro accent?
Real sushi enthusiasts understand that there is no such thing as "mastering" the tamago, just lesser or greater extent to which you are an egg novice. The tamago's complexity is too deep and too subtle for a human mind to fully grasp. A lot of AI development has been motivated by this endeavour, with unsurprisingly poor results.
>>198616281Well liberals give no fucks about people disrespecting our own, but they'll go to bat for others. New York cucked liberal mindset. Why yes i don't care about my community and i only chastise white people because i'm a total pussy. Why yes i later get mad and proclaim i'm moving to Europe where people care about their community. Why yes i think i deserve to live in an environment like that even though i can't live up to that standard in my own. Why yes i am total hypocritical liberal pussy.Cucked White Americans in a nutshell.
jesus christ jiro its just egg..
>>198617610he's a trump supporter
>>198616257That's just the surface eggs. Then you have another 5-6 deep eggs
I'd stab him in the eyes with my chopsticks tbqh
>>198617749>but they'll go to bat for others.They will, unless they think those other cultures are sexist or transphobic. If that's the case they'll subvert the fuck out of that culture
>>198613009Are you gonna post this thread every day
>>198617771Well then he's a cucked weeb. Weebs are the same. They hold Japan sacred, but not their own home. That mentality is cucked. People care more about getting Japan being depicted accurately or any other place, but not their own. People live vicariously through a place being represented accurately, but don't care when it's their own. It's a sign of a subverted people. Europe cannot be accurately depicted, but we have to obsess over being respectful to all these other places. Why care about all others, but not your own? Every European and their diaspora is an individual, unless it's something negative. We just have to sit and watch while everyone gets to be praised and respected while anything pro European is viewed negatively. All the while people gaslight us that if we care we're racist, we're cowards, we're afraid. White people have now positioned ourselves to be slaves and therapists to other people. We must fight on behalf of everyone else while neglecting ourselves. Opression olympics bullshit.
>>198613009Now anytime I see this guy in any TV show or movie I cringe. Hoping he dies soon to ease my pain.
>>198613366noice
How to make the Tamago (egg)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMXPF7zfEQwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC-3E0AEfPAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjWuPIa2RI8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M53JFAfPaw
>>198616363(the egg)
>>198616981>t.
>>198618052looks nasty. i'll just take hard boiled
>>198617810>deep eggs
>>198613053It's a metaphor for pregnancy
>>198616981why do you put the food on the bathroom floor to take pictures of it
Is there an egg iceberg image
Jiro Dreams of Sushi: Making Egg Sushihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFP5xD2l3ro
>>198618158>Not only did I not encounter a single dirty bathroom, the bathrooms in Tokyo and Kyoto are cleaner than our operating rooms here. - Jimmy Kimmel
>>198618241Oh, ok, so the Japanese eat off of the bathroom floor. Now I understand their culture even less.
How to make the Tamago (egg)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqt-ISPs6qA
>>198618300They are a short people
>>198615786>Sushi isn't fucking cooked idiot>Never heard of hot rolls
>>198613009If I sit at any restaurant, and a faggot comes screeching telling me I'm eating my food wrong, I will stab him in the eyes and cut the tendons above his heels. I'd gladly go to jail for mutilating a useless obnoxious failure of a human like you.
>>198618716based psycho
>>198613009whats this actually from i need to see it for myself now?
>>198618536That's a very good point.
>>198618716what if they're straight
Why do you people think making authentic sushi is easy?It is not as easy as you think.
>>198613249>I don’t really see the problem with this sceneYou don't see the problem with a guy yelling across the room and acting like a total sperg?
>>198619024>It is not as easy as you think.It's easier. It only becomes difficult with a huge load of tables to take care of and limited time. Like literally (literally) any dish you can think of. I don't understand why people go out to eat when they can cook things better for cheaper with a small amount of practice.
I just want to know. What is the sauce for if it's already perfectly sauced?
>>198614730"Chill out Mr Miyagi" is such a good off the cuff burn
>>198619310Kikkoman
>>198613009I gave it some thought and concluded this is the equivalent of black people bringing their own Lawry's seasoned salt to a high end steak restaurant. No class.
>>198619386This. You can see that manlet instantly seethe because there's no comeback available. The cuck who wrote this whole scene unconsciously wrote the perfect answer to undermine all his pretentiousness too
>>198613035That's it. I'm sick of all this "efficient egg" bullshit that's going on in the kitchen system right now. Tamagos deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Tamago in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even impress slabs of solid guido with my tamago.Japanese chefs spend years working on a single tamago and heat it up to a million times to produce the finest food known to mankind.Tamago are thrice as tasty as European eggs and thrice as delectable for that matter too. Any dish an egg can be added to, a tamago can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a tamago could easily feed a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical dish.Ever wonder why medieval chefs never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined masters and their tamagos of deliciousness. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the takagos first because their flavour was envied and respected.So what am I saying? tamagos are simply the best food that the world has ever seen.
>>198619592Wrong. The onions sauce is provided by the restaurant.
>>198613746practice enough and yeah its totally possible
>>198619592except its not retardthe equivalent would be drowing a high end cut in A1 sauce that the restaurant provided to youis it somewhat tasteless? yesdoes it give you the right to sperg out like a retarded faggot and make a "and everybody clapped" tv show?
>>198613482Precise heating gets way easier when you are doing large batches. Its an economy of scale thing. You could have high precision consumer stoves but you'd have to trade away energy efficiency. Society chose energy efficiency.
>>198613777they're a faggot for sure
>>198619760Stay classy, Anon.
>>198613366I just watched this documentary, last week.
If I want to order a slice of pizza from a pizza place, roll it up, and eat it all in one bite that should be my prerogative.Unless you want to pay for my meal don't tell me how to fucking eat. The nerve of this guy. I don't even know you dude, pipe down.
>>198619212That shut him up kek
>>198619760>So what am I saying? tamagos are simply the best food that the world has ever seen.I just drink the eggs raw.
>>198613009Is this another form of the white savior trope?
>for less than the 10 years preparing the egg you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more
>>198618975Act like a faggot, be labeled a faggot.
>>198621793>my little anon is angry at the worldawwwww
>>198613249I'm picturing the blackest Sudanese man imaginable sitting in the stands at a baseball game and screaming at some Egyptians about how hot dogs are the result of American resourcefulness and the Indian idea of not wasting any part of the animal and that cooking pig assholes and lips and eyebrows takes a decade of hustling at the hot dog cart and they should respect that.
>>198613174>>198613202>Anthony Boringdane "kill people who dont eat sushi right".jpg
>>198613009I've watched a few clips on YT, is Billions as reddit as those make it seem?
>>198615864Whatever you say Guiseppe.
>>198613249>the Japanese don’t like it when foreigners do either.foreigners in their own country? We have no obligation to give a shit about their customs and traditions in our country
>>198623334it's worse
>>198623334Succession, a show that's arguably pretty reddit itself, was discussed here a lot and kind of liked. Billions is way more popular and never got those kinds of threads here. That's how reddit it is.
>>198613249> The Japanese are too polite to say anything so he did. How do you like it when a bunch of shitskins come to your country and behave like assholes?i don’t care since i don’t go out to restaurants and stuff like a normalfag
