Is it me or is this the worst season by a mile?
Nope. That'll be Season 9 & 10
>>198620401Objectively wrong. Browder was a large upgrade over post-giving a shit RDA. Though ending the show earlier would have been even better. Bringing Daniel back was the start of the slide.
>>198620335Which season was it that ended with the original members of the team finally going fishing? I remember liking that a lot.
>>198620335Which is 8?Whenever McGuiver is no longer in the show, it's over.
>>198620543Yeah that was essentially the end.
>>198620815McGuiver is still in it, but barely. He replaces General Hammond and doesnt do any cool shit with the gang.
>>198620485>Bringing Daniel back was the start of the slideI agree with this, although the show did have its moments after he came back.Really wished Jonas stayed in his spot though because his character was great.
>>198620335Whatever season that had that annoying AF black haired lady that wanted to fuck Daniel all the time. The show went to shit with her
Season 9 and 10 were garbageThe new guy was wooden.The slag was dreadful.Jackson, just got worse with the me, me, me storylinesThe General was dullThe Ori was terrible
>>198621686you sound like a kang
>>198620401>>198620485I think it really is helpful to think of season's 9&10 as the sequel series it was originally intended to be,
>>198620335Season 8 wasn't really that bad, at least compared to 9 and 10. Those two seasons were hot garbage
>>198620335It's an awful show made for US propaganda during the Gulf War 2 era.> Hurr we da good gays, da marinez with guns, bringing freedumb fries to da galaxeee! All alienz want us on their turf, just like real life!Awful show.
GOOLD?
>>198621586That season is great in its own way, but he is mostly gone after that one.
>>198622082Yes, but just like CoD (CIA propaganda), it is fun and well made.Normgroids will be propagandised basketcases regardless. Meanwhile, I will enjoy these things and use it as an opportunity to explain how Hitler was good.
>>198623298Except for the last few seasons, those were terribleAlso idk anything about CoD past xbox 360 nor do I care
>>198620335Season 8 felt like they were really struggling to keep things going and come up with a new setup without MacGyver. In season 9 and 10 they found their new setup. It worked better but also felt like a lesser spin-off of SG1.
>>198620485Fat RDA is one of the greatest disappointments. I can't believe they killed my doctorwife for this shit.
>>198620335>>198620485i really liked farscape when it aired but i thought it was retarded when they put those characters into stargate.>>198622082wow what a hot take. Let me guess, you loved the last few seasons when they started killing christia- i mean the ori and suddenly it was okay to work with brain parasites because realism and moral relativity!
>>198623769Stargate should have finished with them fishing
>>198624050All Good Things Stargate Edition?
I like all seasons of SG-1 and Atlantis.
I'd love a reboot that is more in line with the movie aesthetics and costumes.SG1 is great, but the costumes always looked like dollar store halloween costumes. Would also be nice to have some actually Egyptian looking locations, instead of endless Canadian forest planets.
I'd like a spin-off of Atlantis but it's some lower level team exploring Atlantis itself.
>>198623817Rothery is so fucking hot
somebody post big fat stargate milkers please and thank you
Did Atlantis ever show anything of the planet of water?
>>198624821>The desert landscape of Abydos in the 1994 movie came courtesy of sweltering days of shooting in Buttercup Valley outside Yuma, Arizona
>>198624821>the costumes always looked like dollar store halloween costumeskek yeah. The fatigues they wear Ive always thought looked like shit. They shouldve just worn camo bdus like all the soldiers inside the base.
>>198624803Same.>>198624891I would watch it.>>198624920Mostly just the whales.>>198624905<
and just because my reproductive organs are on the inside
>>198625179This was debunked.
>>198625167sometimes these webms are so good I consider watching the show
>>198624936If only they had deserts in Vancouver
>>198620335I actually thought 8 was better than 7, mostly, because they actually had stories and wrapped up everyone's arcs nicely. And as far as I'm concerned there are only 8 seasons of SG1.
>>198625199It's quite possible that there is a chance it might be worth watching.
>>198625336>rapes everyone in the village
>>198625383It's not rape when they are willing
>>198625336I skip anything with that actor, and the short guy that played Daphne's fiance on Frasier. Those seemed to be everywhere in the 90s-00s.
>>198625383With a face as good looking as Lucius they would have consented with or without the drugs.
>>198625383every village has a rapist
>>198620401Wong. Season 8 was the worst one.
>>198622209based gooldposter
>>198625336No thanks I don't watch television or films. I appreciate the thought though.
>>198625702Based coomer.
>>198622082You're a fucking faggot dude SG-1 started in 1997. The mindset of that era was that America had won so totally with the destruction of communism that the only thing for the military to do anymore was explore space. It was explicitly NOT about how great it is to murder brown people in the desert, because the brown people in the desert were friendly, the Space Jews were evil.Over time it got kind of robust in its messaging, but they always stopped short of making anyone on the time a mindless bootlicker or a jingoist. By the high point of the series they're acting more like Star Trek Federation officers than Cowadoody characters, and actively mocking American generals for thinking that being the strongest nation on one planet means they matter in an interstellar race war. It's the opposite of what you're talking about.Just be glad it's not being made today, or they'd be putting BLM and faggot flags on everything.
>>198625598>>198620335Reckoning Part 1/Reckoning Part 2/Threads/Moebius Part 1/Moebius Part 2 was an incredible string of episodes though.
>>198625598I enjoyed it more than season 7.
>>198620401I didn't see farscape until after SG1 and I actually liked Browder and Black in their roles. I also thought the Arthurian angle was fun. Hell even Beau Bridges ended up growing on me by the time the show reached its end. It's definitely far what the show was in its first 3 or so seasons, but so were seasons 7 and 8 with the original crew.
>>198626284>I also thought the Arthurian angle was fun.Same. Gets too much hate. Also the Ancients cheated. Hallowed are the Ori.
>>198625199good parts of universe>rush/young battle for powerbad parts of universe>anything involving chloe or scotteli stands in the middle. on one hand he's a tool for rush but on the other he's a fucking simp third wheeling in chloe's love affairs.
>>198620335I like the hot jew woman and I think she shows up in season 7
>>198624821>instead of endless Canadian forest planets.the had quarry planet and would shoot on the dunes at the beach for a desert (all extremely low angles to avoid showing ocean/headlands)
>>198625336>>198625579reminder that he fucked weir and teyla.how many nights did he spend in atlantis? would you have waited around for no reason at all if you had weir be like this near you? no you would not.
season four sam, best sam
>>198626189Yeah but once again in Reckoning it's another Ancient device that acts as a deus ex machina to get rid of a powerful enemy.
>>198625336>>198625579>>198626760he also fucked carson
>>198626760>>198626928I feel sorry for them , imagine just getting 1 taste of the Lucius lovin' ,only to then not getting anything from him ever again and never have him as your husbando.What a horrid tease and denial nightmare.
>>198626852Pretty much every storyline in the last few seasons was a fetch quest. If they developed a proper off world colony with everything involved it would have been kino instead of the 300 alpha sites that get nuked every other week.
>>198623989>farscape was greatagreed>retarded recastingalso agreedmade zero sense
>>198623989i watched stargate first before i watched farscape and i think ben browder and claudia black were great for stargate
>>198627046How un-Kind of them.
>>198627776>Kind was born to a Jewish family on November 22, 1956, in the New Jersey capital of Trenton.
i got on board with stargate around the time season 7 was being broadcasted. i did marathon the entire series up to that point but what i remember most fondly is waiting for the new sg-1 and sga episodes on scifi (currently syfy)therefore seasons 7-10 and atlantis resonates with me more and i liked cam.
>>198620335Absolutely not. Lots of great episodes and fleshed out Baal. Would have been great final season.
>>198624821>rebootWhy though? You could just focus the program on some other teams and have it take place in the current year with new adventures. You can have basically infinite callbacks by going back to some of the same planets and get the old actors in quest rolespersonally I think it would be cool if we got a series focusing on the clone of O'Neill
>>198628275>get the old actors in quest rolesNo, absolutely no. They looked fucking terrible already in later SG-1 and Universe, the Picard route is the worst possible option. Even Momoa is a pathetic fat bastard now.
>>198622209name your file properly buddy
>>198620401ThisThe>omg ori evangelists are SOOO stupidshtick from Shanks and Browder was grating as fuck, Goa'uld were taken seriously even when they were styling on them but hey what do you expect from>(((movie makers)))
>>198624821>ywn have another elegant androgynous scenery chewing tranny as a villain in a movie ever againshame
>>198628580>they looked fucking terribleok stacy
>>198628618>Y-YOU DIDN'T MEME CORRECTLY!!
>>198623817would
>>198626852>>198627122it's not like a lot of these ancient devices pop up out of nowhere, they build up on them for entire seasons
>>198628618he is not the real gooldposter
>>198623817That's doctorhotwife.
>>198628771Dakara being the mcmuffin twice had absolutely zero buildup.
>>198629087mcguffin*
>>198623989I agree, Claudia Black really worked in Farscape but I hated her character in Stargate. Ben Browder did about as good as anyone could in that position.
>>198628580No one cares how shitty they look. The characters from SG-1 would probably be pretty high up or in command of bases across the universe so you wouldn't meet them very often, just something to remind the fans every once in a while and to have continuity in the worldThere would also be a lot more emotional impact if you kill them compared to some new character, even if it's just some random old face the fans would recognize from SG-1
>>198626284> I didn't see farscape until after SG1 and I actually liked Browder and Black in their roles.Opposite for me on both counts.
WRAITH?
>>198629315sex sex sex sex sex sex sex with elizabeth weir
>>198622209
>>198629744imagine how much worse it'd have been if the blonde weir had been in atlantis instead of mommy weir
>>198621620Never understood why they didn't just ship Jonas off to Atlantis to help start off that series. Makes me wonder if there was more to him having a reduced role and eventually leaving than just Shanks wanting to come back.
>>198630013this. mckay was even introduced in jonas' season's first episode.
>>198629996You have to feel bad for the original Weir because they never called her back, but Tori Higgenson was a much better actress.And then they fucked her over too but not telling her they were killing her off until after the fact.What was the producers' problem?
>>198622082Totally dude, totally.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dn6NUKvMGs
>>198630064no wait nvm he was in one episode before that
>>198621620I agree, loved Jonas. I thought Shanks was good too but the character would be better if he actually died.
>>198624821A few years ago when a reboot was looking probable, they were going to base in show's production in Georgia, so you would have had a lot of pine forest planets instead.
>>198630080They found out she was a hedonist with a ton of what at the time would have been seen as baggage in her past (and present and likely future). The stuff about her running around naked in the desert having orgies everywhere might have been something that could be contained but once they knew about her extensive drug use, she became a huge risk.All of the above comes from the actress herself.
>>198630135Wouldve been kino if Daniel stayed "ascended" and haunted O'Neill from time to time.
>>198630479Tori or the blonde?
>>198624821Sure it looks a bit cheap at times, but that's part of the charm. It's like the difference between the rough-around-the-edges sets on TNG and DS9 vs the boring modern Trek sets with their gay minimalist apple aesthetic.A modern SG series would be all flash, no substance. They'd spend a billion dollars on a fucking six episode series that still manages to be at least 50% filler.
>>198624821The movie is barely cannon anymore after SG-1 reestablished almost all of the lore.
>>198630135Michael Shanks is the greatest actor in the history of Television. The Daniel Day Lewis of Television.
>>198622082They're AIR FORCE, faggot. The Marine Corp is almost never involved in a single off world mission, and when they ARE, they answer directly to Jack, an Air Force Col., later, 1 Star General.
>>198622537>>198622565raw sex with Vala. All holes.
>you're a good friend, arthur
>>198626171Space Egyptians*Also, stop replying to kids.
>>198626795Col. Dr. Hotwife.
I bet Sam would be warm to cuddle with.
>>198629191That fucking redneck was unnecessary. We didn't need goddamn Sheriff Andy on Stargate. Should've stayed his good ol' boy ass in Mayberry.
>>198631430Mrs. Col. Dr. O'Neill, PhD. Two L's. *holds up 3 fingers*
>>198631472shut the hell up
>>198631617Okay Ben. You still suck. Redneck.
>>198629073god damn
>>198631472You are a roach
>>198631858You are not white
>>198629073Diagnose me
>>198631997>Let's start with the sounding, Lt Anon.
>>198630787The blonde. The drug use was too big of a liability because if she ODed or went into rehab during production, it would have fucked over everyone. As far as I know, she only used recreationally but I can see why the producers would be freaked out. It was just easier to recast the role.
i wish fraiser was my doctor
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1714179560855633.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1714179626115992.webm
>>198620335The season where Tealc grew hair, that's when I knew they had stopped caring about the show.
>I need to pinpoint the exact moment I started hating the show before the official end to pretend like I'm smarter than the showrunnerswhy? there's plenty good episodes all the way to the final episode in season 10. even the final episode has a webm that gets posted in almost every stargate thread.i would rather have all ten season and all the five seasons of atlantis than not. even the worst stargate episode is better than any scifi that's been made in the last 10 years.
>>198625560>I skip anything with that actorBut Richard Kind is in the 1994 movie as the Egyptologist Daniel immediately dunks on for his shitty translation. >and the short guy that played Daphne's fiance on Frasier.He was the documentarian on the SG-1 episode Heroes. He was also the villain that kidnaps Data on the TNG episode The Most Toys.So you're really restricting yourself from some kino
>>198632461>What could you possibly be looking for in my eyes?
>>198625326The Continuum movie that wrapped up Baal's story could have followed immediately after season 8 with just a few alterations.
>>198633309He's also one of the main characters in Warehouse 13.
>>198629191Claudia did a great job as Qetesh. They should have just had her be a Goold who sometimes allies with SG-1 to screw over Baal.
Continuum is a terrible stargate movie.Stargate is entirely carried by the characters and their relation to one another yet only a handful of them were their actual selves while the others were an alternate version of them. O'Neill was just some chump military goon, Teal'c was Apophis' first prime. Vala was Qetesh. Sam, Daniel and Mitchell were stripped of all that made what their character was defined by.I did not like Continuum.
>>198634726>Apophis' first primesorry I meant Ba'al's first prime.
>>198634726They didn't think Continuum was going to be the last thing they made.Which is why the plot is more like a tv episode than a movie, in that it has no real character development or conclusion to it beyond the self-contained event.I thought it was okay in and of itself but not ideal for the series' swansong.
>>198620335Last I remember is watching that episode where they go to the lava prison planet. I never watched part 2 so in my mind they are still stuck in that prison. Bad end all around, especially for Carter.
>>198634926>dubcon NTRs ur tokra waifuJolinar is a SLUT.
>>198631430If she did that to me, my sidearm would misfire rather quickly
>>198628275>reboot. Why though? The story has already played itself out.The heart of Stargate was always humanity heading out into an unknown galaxy dominated by an ancient alien empire that threatens to enslave earth if we aren't careful. It's about adventure and learning about our own history at high stakes. At the end of SG1 humanity had intergalactic star ships and the only thing that could still threaten them were higher-dimensial god-like beings. The original villains had all turned into jokes.
>>198635505To be honest that is the end point of every SiFi show.>At the start you are out of your depth>You learn and use the human spirit to get stronger>You beat the enemy.Nobody would watch a show where the good guys never learn, never grow and never win.Unless you market it is as "nihilism simulator everything sucks then you die".So pointing out how they are too powerful at the end of the run is kind of unneeded and cringe.
>>198636641>So pointing out how they are too powerful at the end of the run is kind of unneeded and cringe.The point is you need to do a reboot and not make more spin-offs, because the series has already reached that state. Reading comprehension does not seem to be your strong suit, retarded anon.
https://youtu.be/WHC3BQoJhbEoispa eksä, oispa iina, oispa jossu, oispa elämä jota elää eikä vaan paska vammakko koneella istumista yksin elämäää
>>198636874sori siitä
>>198636874>let it be here, let it be iina, let it be jossu, let it be a life to be lived and not just a shitty disability sitting on a machine living alonewut?
>>198622209>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLV5GVWnVqA recruiting prime came our wayFrom the gate near town at the close of dayHe said, "My Jaffa, you're a fine young man;Would you like to march along behind a military bandWith dark grey cloak and a fine snake tatAnd a staff at your shoulder?"TheShesh'tahe took and he kissed the bookOh, poor Jaffa, what'll happen to ya?The recruiting prime marched awayFrom the gate near town at the break of dayJaffa came too with half a rodHe was off to be a soldier to go fighting for his godIn a far-off war in a far-off landTo face the foreignShol'vaBut how will you fare when there's blasts in the air?Oh, poor Jaffa, what'll happen to ya?Well, the sun rose high on a barren landWhere the thin grey line made a military standThere was m4 shot, '90 shot, staff blast tooStaffs and bayonets thrusting throughPoor Jaffa fell but the day was wonAnd your god is grateful to yaBut your soldiering's done and they're sending you homeOh, poor Jaffa, what'll happen to ya?Well, they said he was a hero and not to kreeFor the two ruined legs and the empty sleevesThey took him home and they set him downWith a military pension and a medal from the crownBut you haven't an arm, you haven't a legThe SG teams nearly slew yaYou'll have to go out on the streets and begOh, poor Jaffa, what'll happen to ya?
>>198637236>>198622209>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLV5GVWnVqs&ab_channel=TheDreadnoughts-TopicA recruiting colonel came our wayFrom the Gate near town at the close of dayHe said, "My Jaffa, you're a fine young man;Would you like to march along with a free men's bandWith a dark green coat and a kevlar hatAnd your staff at your shoulder?"The dollar he took and he kissed the bookOh, poor Jaffa, what'll happen to ya?O Drey'auc love, O Drey'auc the rebell'on's now begunAnd we must go a-marching to the beating of a drumCome dress yourself all in your best and come along with meI'll take you to the cruel wars with the High Tau'riO Teal'c dearest Teal'c, mind well what I do sayMy feet, they are so tender and I cannot march awayBesides, my dearest Teal'c, I am with Rya'c by theeNot fitted for the cruel wars with the High Tau'riI'll buy you a mustang, my love, and in it you shall rideAnd all of my delight shall be driving at your sideWe'll stop at every alehouse and drink when we are dryBe true to one another, stay married by and byO curséd be the cruel wars, that ever they should riseAnd out of cheery Chulak press many a man likewiseThey took her Teal'c from her, likewise her brothers threeAnd sent them to the cruel wars against the High Tau'ri
>>198632461>>198632484>>198632192I"m listening
>>198637167wrong thread i was supposed to post this on the fingol "waah waah" thread on /int/
i love stargatei hate being a miserable dumped male because i'm unemployed but i don't wanna be employed fingol male
>>198637525Well how about if i post my Stargate filk on /int/? How about that huh?
>>198637663do it. /int/ needs some rejuvenation.
>>198637685bluff called I went to /int/ found it incomprehensible and came right back here
>>198637685If I went there and just burger-posted would it rustle some jimmies?
>>198638081i don't know i only go to the fingol thread
>>>/int/196531602>>>/int/196531602>>>/int/196531602
>>198636749>Get called out for his retard take>Weell muh reading comprention DET TOO POWERFULWhat i was pointing out is your whining about powerlevels is pointless. It happens to every show.You only tried to save face and talk about MUH ROBOOTS when i called your tv tropes reading ass out.
>>198638271You're one thoroughly retarded faggot
DRONES?
stop being unfriendly in stargate threads
just be thankful that theres enough stargate sg1 episodes, in high def, that soon enough we will feed into AI and have it make brand new episodes set between different seasons imagine more episodes were Jacob misleads Jack or Daniel on another espionage mission
These communication stones, when you use them, do you se your own body or the body you swap with?
>>198620335I haven't watched the show since it aired. What is the season where Daniel becomes a Donut Steel character?
>>198629073Jesus Christ almighty She was my crush on the show. I had no idea she was a fully fledged semen demon.
>>198640018Around season 5 I guess. It's where that whole ascension stuff starts and the Daniel actor drops out of the show because he (wrongly) assumed he could do better. When Daniel comes back in season 6 he is an ubermensch archaeologist.
>Daniel Jackson
>>198640240That's when the show jumped the shark for me.
>that's when i started hating the show and went to watch netflix slop #5459310 insteadlol believable
>>198640385she made a pass at me
>>198640379Did netflix even exist back then you brain rotted zoomer? I never watched netflix in my fucking life.
>>198640506>couldn't be me
>>198640534don't talk to me
>>198640576name one show you prefer over seasons 9-10 of sg
>>198640622SGU>SGA>S9-S19
>>198640385
>>198640676stop lying in the name of perturbing anons
>>198631304My favorite Atlantis episode hands down.
>>198640385>>198640396>>198640677Tok'ra whore, no go! I'd rather go with Hathor. Haha, wouldn't it be funny if you got to breed with Hathor and create a harcesis? Hahaha, that would be so funny!
>>198640385That lady has a snake
>>198641600she can have my snake, if you catch my meaning
>>198625336I like the episode where he shits on Bill Nye and Neil DeGrasse Tyson
>>198641760They still got too much credit by being presented as members of the scientific community instead of being glorified documentary voice-over artists and TEDx talkers.
>>198640385Why didn't they ever get bullet-proof glass?
>>198638740Weird casting as he didn't have an aura of command.
NAQUADAH?
>>198632655Think that happened because Christopher Judge was tired of shaving his head and putting on makeup and he was a big enough part of the show that he could demand changes.
>>198641971Honestly blowing up a planet wasn't THAT crazy, but they shouldn't have used the Earth gate to observe the test.
Why was this guy such a loose cannon?
does /tv/ like sg-2?
>>198632655Yeah you could tell the actors all kind of wanted to jump ship when Anderson left and the producers had to coax the other actors to stick around.
>>198642262>80s black guy character>some guy with a walrus mustache>at least two Danielstoo OP
>>198640385Weird science
>>198642262Carter should have avoided the goold hormones
>>198622537>>198622565Loved this.Now I'm re/watching Atlantis and got to a similar episode but apparently picrel is only in two episodes.
>>198634962Soccer was the most disappointing villain on television
>>198641993Should have worn a hat
DOOH?
>>198645862
>>198640009You see the other guy's body.
>>198641876He was fine, the character itself didn't want to command an expedition. Young wanted to remain the lead of the Icarus base until he retires.
>>198642032>they shouldn't have used the Earth gateThe very first thing upon discovering an address abandoned/unknown by the Goold and with no population or just primitves would be to set up a base to use as a cut-out. The Earf gate would only connect to this address. They should have been setting up colonies and supply dumps from day 1 in case of SHTF.
>>198623203Best character in the show
>>198623203>>198647718Most based posters in in this thread.
>>198647718Supporting cast rankingsS tier>Maybourne>RapemanA tier>Jonas>Bro'tac>Hammond of Texas>Zelenka>ToddB tier>Dr Frasier>Thor>EMHC tier>Sergeant Dialman>Unas Breaker>Sam's Dad>Shota AncientD tier>Tok'ra fucking shits>Colonel X-files>General LandryMichael Shanks tier>Senator Fuckface>Tollan>Documentary Jew
>>198648171>>Documentary JewBased. I hate this guy so much. Sam's dad should be B though. I( really like reveal episodes.
ALL OF SG-1 AND ATLANTIS ARE GOODExcept the flashback clip episodes, those are fucking annoying. Also the old movie sucks ass, that one retarded anon can sod off.
>>198648406>Except the flashback clip episodes, those are fucking annoyingI stand by the clip episodes.
>>198648493this is probably the best one in tv history tbqh
>>198642262Fools! you've captured their stunt doubles!
>>198648171>>Documentary JewThis guy made Warehouse 13 unwatchable and I liked the concept, he's just so unlikable
>>198648198>>198648897He's great at playing total shitstains. I watched a few episodes of Warehouse 13 but didn't really get into in.
>>198648933It was actually the character I found more annoying. I hate when journalists go on about how important journalism is. Same with faggot nurses during the kung flu. Just do your job.
>>198632551>william knifeman
>>198648747BAAH!
I really fear for how hard amazon will fuck up stargate with the reboot.
>>198620335the producers wanted to end the series with the grand finale of season 7. Atlantis city was supposed to be on Earth and not in another galaxy, and Stargate Atlantis would have become the main show. the producers still wanted to continue the SG-1 team story but with feature films a la Star Trek TOS.at the last minute the channel refused the bet and asked for SG-1 to be renewed alongside Atlantis, which mas thus moved to another galaxy.therefore season 8 pre-production was rushed, most scripts were half-baked, and they also had to save money for the second grand finale. which still wasn't the end because the series was renewed again, except this time the producers had enough time to prepare.
>>198634726it was nice to see the Goolds again at their maximum power.also alternative timeline stories have always been a staple of the show. and as other anons have said, it was supposed to be the middle movie, not the last.
SATELLITE?
Pitch a new Stargate show.
>>198648171Major Davis was one of my favourite supporting characters. Dude just seemed like a great casting choice and a cool actor that doesn't afraid of anything. Makes exposition actually interesting.
>>198648171Perfect tier list. I agree with all of it.
>>198651584>set after atlantis>at some point the stargate program got leaked and a lot of chaos happend on earth and people feel very unsafe after finding out how many times earth almost was destroyed.>earth has now become very anti xeno, with a one world goverment who wants to "disarm" all the alien>all the factions like the lucian alliance, the jaffa, etc... are now at war with the tauri because they dont want to give up their weapons. >the show will center around a rebel faction of earth who doesnt want to take over the galaxy. >the big reveal at some point will be that the goald in secret have taken over the one world goverment.
>>198651584>be Tau'rifags>be have Asgard uber-tech>be have Atlantean Ancient tech>be screwing around with it>be scanning Earth>be detect naquadah signature buried deep, under something like in Egypt under Great Pyramid of Giza, or under most ancient human civilisation before that>be investigating and doing some of that archeology shit>find out too late it's a buried uber-Goa'uld based on some even older forgotten god or Titan that is like progenitor to Ra or some shit. Like Ra had him buried and it's like like Zeus defeated the Titans, but by comparison Ra is a little noodle-armed grey alien pussy.Titan-Goa'uld kills motherfuckers even with their advanced tech, takes over motherfuckers, and goes through the gate to unleash his Titan brothers.Archeologist character basically has to figure out what the fuck just happened, how very ancient writings relate to common pre-history and later mythology, to figure out where this worm came from and precisely how fucked they are.Give worm differing powerset to pussy faggot Zoomer generation Goa'uld they've dealt with so far. These are 'This-is-Sparta!' generation Goa'ulds.
>>198651584>Stargate Academy>follow 3-4 recruits for a bit in training/class>see older characters as professors/administrators/etc>recruits finally go through the gate on their first mission>they stumble upon a beaten and broken woman wearing a waitress uniform>sigh...somehow Anubis has returned
>>198651584Stargate: DiversityStrong Woman who unironically lets everyone know her reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside non-stop is putting together a team. Pale, stale, males need not apply.They sit around in the commissary eating and talking about their feelings most of the time. Every time they get ordered to go on a mission by the male General they roll their eyes and sigh.
>>198651584Stargate/Star Trek Crossover series>Stargate accidentally stumbles on the Star Trek universe because of wormhole shenanigans >Star Trek universe is governed by the Federation, an horrifying communist trying to subjugate the entire galaxy under a single government and force people from all races to wear ridiculous pajama uniforms >Stargate teams start a war of guerilla against the communist Federation, much like they did against the goa'ulds, with red-blooded Jaffa capitalist armies liberating Federation-occupied worlds
they should remake sg1 and make goold more strong
Kree Ja'Neetor!
>>198653190
>>198653190>Hautp'okitsheh
>>198653190https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY5ZvZ5mJg4
>Demolishes puny Tau'ri arguments with facts and logic
>>198648171Hammond has to be S, he's the king of every scene he's in. The guy oozes "Your dad" so much it's actually disturbing, like they grew this guy in the lab to be everyone's boomer dad.
OWLS?
>>198651628Good choice, he looked like a chad
>>198651628This guy knows
>>198655195This guy knew.
>it's a teal'cs first real world act being allowed to move off base is fuck a white womanpozzed garbage
>>198655249Jaffas are honorary aryans
>mfw too intelligent to have sex
i liked the episode with where osiris gets woken up and escapesit was actually a nice creepy mystery episode with the twisti also really like the episode where sg1 teams up the russians in the pyramid tomb and they have scarab bug out thereegypt themed episodes really get the vibe right
LIGHTBULB?
>>198656715>the pyramid tombIt was a ziggurat actually, not Egyptian but Sumerian
>>198657074WRENCH?
C4?
>>198655249IIRC, Christopher Judge wrote that episode so he probably didn't have any political or ideological motivations, he just wanted to fool around with white women.
Kolya!
>>198658416KOLYA?
>>198658404that doesnt make it any better and the script had to be approved
>>198658153>big faction that has spies all over the place>turns in to a joke in only a few episodes. Atlantis really burned trought a lot of its enemy factions fast.
>>198658404Christopher Judge married a woman so white that his kids look like some kind of fictional Atlantean race with no modern parallels.
>>198658558True. Genii were badly wasted in the show. They were a good parallel for the early SGC, and had way more narrative potential than some of the threads they went with....Like that mutt Michael.
>>198658619Only confirming the meme that all black men who have any kind of succes go after white woman because black woman are trash. No BBC joke here, fuck off cucks.
>>198658619Through the use of forbidden ancient technologies, we have successfully combined Teal'c and Ronan.
>>198658663To this day i always skip all micheal episodes, they really were shit, i dont know what they were thinking with keeping that character alive for so long. Todd, now that was a villian you loved to hate.
>>198658728Is that his son? Really? Did teal'c get cucked by his wife?
>>198658619Mutt blacks typically 12-25% European dna, skin tone can be deceptive. Carlton from Fresh Prince has blond kids.
>>198658728Dude WHATWait, there is no fucking way. This is some Dragon Warrior Monsters breeding shit that is not how it fucking works.
>>198620485>Bringing Daniel back was the start of the slide.What was the real story about the actor leaving and returning? I heard he thought he could do better, but failed then came back. One of the main things I noticed after Daniel's return is he hardly has any scenes with RDA and many with Tealc.
I keep coming back to stargate like a hungry dog. i remember posting shit about universe as it aired yet now? i miss even that. when are we getting something new?
>>198658943>when are we getting something new?It's really quite around the amazon reboot, as far as we now they didnt even start a casting yet.
>>198658697Well yeah honestly it's kind of a win for everyone involved, the Teal'c Bloodline is now white, and Judge got the good ending of never having to deal with a ratchet bitch unless she's bagging his groceries.
TEYLA?
>>198658991Joke aside, how bad was teyla, i always asumed the actress was banging some one really high up to have her role in the show. The woman cant act for shit, and she was never really that hot.
That SG team is STILL being sucked into the black hole.
>>198658796>>198658874How brown are you? I can only expect this kind of overreaction from Meds or Latinos, to any people who are fully Germanic or Anglo-Saxon it would be obvious that this man has non white ancestry.
>>198659039O'neill saved them in one of the books.At least thats what one anon claimed, i never read the books.
>>198658937According to Marina Sirtis (grain of salt) he was a massive bitch constantly complaining and wanted to quit for ages. Unfortunately he failed to realize he only got hired because he bore a passing resemblance to a much better actor and was cheap. His solo career failed miserably and he begged his way back.
>>198622082MY BROTHER IN CHRIST, IT WORKED.TRIPLE THE DEFENSE BUDGET
>>198658943What Stargate needs is a vidya. Extraction shooter where you come in through the gate, do some objectives, each planet has a whacky gimmick, you don't know if you're going to be fighting replicators, jaffa, NID thugs, locals, Unas etc until you're there.Classes would be like Rogue Jaffa, SGC Commando, etc. Get the original cast to act as your radio support on some missions so you might get O'Neill being a wiseass one mission or Jackson blithering about his wife the next, or AI Hammond mispronouncing Gou'uld.
>>198659199>Extraction shooterStopped reading there
>>198659055I know what a mullatto looks like and that isn't it. Christopher Judge looks like you spraypainted coal black, it's like he skipped a generation at least.
>>198658991Sora a cute
>>198659155I believe it. Daniel was my favorite character but I always thought the actor was a dickhead after seeing him at a con once. Just came across as very immature.They shouldn't have brought him back, other than a cameo ep once or twice. Jonas was cool.
>>198659214There are a million better things you could do but that's the only one I can think of that would definitely sell and would be largely idiot proof.
>>198659226Christopher Judge is also mixed to some extent, he looks very different from a pure blood Bantu
>>198659248Smart actors know getting a regular slot on a popular long running show is winning the lottery. The dude who played General Martok in DS9 would go to cons dressed in full klingon makeup, he knew who paid his bills. Teryl Rothery was extremely friendly to fans and fuck my life she never pressed her booba against me in an awkward interview jdimsa.
>>198659286True, I suppose it is just jarring to be expecting one of those freaks like Robert Dinero's kids and then getting someone with obvious caucasoid skull shape. If you told me he was Javier Bardem's son I'd believe you.
>>198659039
>>198659155That has been pretty much confirmed by several other actors&directors&writers on the show. Dude did not deserve to come back and become the star of the show.
>b-but she's the destroyer of worldsstill would
>>198659643I want to destroy her world, if you catch my drift.
>>198623203>>198647718>>198647759based maybourne appreciators
> that episode where time keeps resetting but O'Neil and Teal'c can remember whats going on.What would you do (aside from repeatedly impregnating Carter)?
>>198646538Hey!What do you mean Guy body?!
>>198659793Dial apophis and shit through the gate.
>>198659793O'neil most likely fucked every woman on the base by the end of the time resets. Teal'c killed the guy who slamed the door in his face at least one time.
>>198659738He can't keep getting away with it!
>>198659038She's flat, but it kind of works with Sheppard. She's not a good character, but she doesn't ruin the show or anything. >>198659039They got rescued in one of the books using the the time-jumper. >>198659243I'd like to enter Sora's stargate, if you know what I mean.>>198659515Jaffa genetics. >>198659860Pretty sure the time loop was confined to Earth and the planet with the machine. If they even could dial another planet, it might have broken the loop.
>>198659793Visit a different planet every cycle so you have advance knowledge. Learn to play piano and ice sculpt.
>>198659155>he was a massive bitch constantly complainingTrue
>>198659993https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uhNirtx-88the actor seems like a nice guy as well
>>198660240holy shit what a loser.
>You are retardHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>198660240KWAB
>That Djinn that was super powerful and was convinced to ally with the Tau'ri against the Goa Uld>That water monster that tortured Daniel to find out what happened to his wife and who also agreed to ally with them againt the Goa UldWhy were both of these dropped? We never heard from them again
>>198632655It could have worked better if they put in a bit of effort with the "fuck the Goa'uld, the Free Jaffa need new traditions" line but honestly I feel for Judge given the shit it was doing to his health.
>>198660456oh, I'm retarded? where's your home huh, smartass
>>198660717There is also the two episodes where we find out there is a entire race of aliens that have multiple planets, who also have space races and shit. And this in the same setting where the snake boys take out everybody who has any kind of technology.
>>198660717>That Djinn that was super powerful The smoke giants from the crystal skull?
>>198660804Yes. Sorry if I'm misremembering a bit it's been over a decade since I saw that episode. Just remember it saying>the enemy of my enemy is my friend
>>198660782Totally out of the place, was a rewrite of a Voyager episode Drive S7E03
>>198642217He's not, really. He's used to the limitary being in charge of things and doing thing (mostly) by the book.He's the rational adult in Pegasus surrounded by toddlers who can't go five seconds without pissing off the Wraith or touching something they shouldn't. Shepard, Weir, and McKay may be entertaining to watch for an hour a week, but can you imagine how utterly exasperating it would be do deal with their shit on a daily basis?
>>198648171>Hammond, Thor, Bra'tac and Frasier not S tierInto the black hole it goes.
>>198651628Actor is also great in Falling Skies and Blood Race.
>>198661038Oh shit I knew I recognised him
>>198660240Lmao, cuck faggot. Hope he necks himself after this election. Then again he'd probably just come back.
>>198661159>Then again he'd probably just come back.Jej
>>198660782I think if you look at it from the early season implication that Earth was alone and the Goa'uld would instantly drop the hammer on any advanced race it seems wild, but in later seasons the snakes are shown to be very distrusting and fractured. I could totally buy that the Hebridians and Sarrakins repelled the local underlord who then decided to leave their system alone for fear of looking weak around the other goolds. Weak explanation, but plausible.
>>198661639But from what we now the snake boys have been around for thousands of years, and have been brutaly wiping out every world that gets close to spacefight, but then we find out about this multi planet faction. If they added in a small "yeah we have a truce with the goauld" or some shit, i would not give a fuck, but they never explain how they are still around.
>>>>198659470
>>198661639>>198661738The Goolds couldn't touch the Tollan, either.
>>198661925Yeah, but the tolans had one shot space guns up until they went full retard.
>>198662006You wouldn't understand.
>>198662037explain.
>>198662076No.
>>198662122Nice, i get it.
>>198648897Warehouse 13 was watchable as long as it had Claudia in those tight jeans.
>>198661738>>198662006>>198662076>P2X-416>Langarans>Tegalus>Tagreans>Galarans>Orbinians>P4M-328>Pangarans>Probably more I am forgettingThe galaxy is big as fuck, and the goa'uld were keeping their populations small under Ra's rule. Many of the worlds on my list were once snake held worlds that either rebelled or were abandoned. If the goolds were smart they'd be constantly monitoring everywhere they've been, but they seemed to make a practice of underutilizing their tech and knowledge. They forgot where they first got humans and where their home planet was. It would take an advanced world being discovered, then probed by the snake that found it, and then run up an info chain before a fleet of system lords would show up to glass them. The wraith were much, much better at keeping track of things, hence why almost every planet in Pegasus is tribal or medieval. It only makes sense when you understand how fucking lazy the goolds are by the time of the show.
>>198662342Yeah, what your saying makes a lot of sense, it's just lazy writing, the system lords would have wiped out all of these worlds, but that would not make for a good story. And like you say, the wraith&pegasus lore was writen a lot more logical compared to the goauld.
>>198661038Before I ever watched SG-1, I saw him in a show called 'jPod' where he's a simp divorcee middle manager, so in my head I can't stop hearing him brag about "turning around Monrovia Chocolate" and seeing his spoiled son treating him like shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJfAl7DLNXM&t=150
>>198662521I guess another way to look at it is the meta of the goold. Everything they do is basically like some shitty turn based strat game. They have slave humans dig up naquadah so they can outfit their jaffa with shitty staff weapons. System lords go to war and wipe entire planets fighting each other, then shake hands and eat some snake sushi at Hasara Station like best buds. There was no real desire to properly expand or explore for the snakes, and when SG-1 started dropping system lords, every goold with a ship was scrambling to take over the dead snake's domain. Then Anubis and the replicators showed up to finish the job. I'm sure in an Anubis timeline he'd have been more ruthless in tracking down all independent civilizations. Ba'al too, but by Continuum he'd chilled so much he'd just try to annex every world he found, while glassing anyone who resists. Wraith needed humans for food, so they had a very strong motivation to find all human populations and keep them in a primitive state.
