>*Is overwhelmingly french in your movie*
>>198998352merovingian mommy
she's absolutely mouthwatering in beauty and the beast
>>198998660>make the beast blondefucking kikes
As an a Amerimutt I was told that French women were beautiful, why does she look like that?
>>198998703Why does she look like an angel fallen from the sky? Well i don't have the answer for that, anon
>>198998352>kills you in frenchnothing personnel, petit
>>198998803>Anon, que voulez-vous dire par il n'y a plus de baguettes ?
>>198998352she looks like she hates poor people
>>198999220>Le poor people... UGH, mort, mort pour le poor people
>>198998352>overwhelmingly frenchNot true, French people are black, she's white therefore she's not French
I like when she plays a villain like in Mission Impossible and The Lobster. It’s a shame what happens to her in both
>>198999499Yeah, i wish she had more screentime in mission impossible
>>198998352She always looks like she just finished sobbing which is hot asf
>>198999689Ok i guess
Le bump
Is this the thread?
>>198998352>Le gap de le teeth est terrible
>>199000985Mods will delete it like they always do to make room for more paid shill threads
>le cries comically like some distorted hag>le doesn't sleep and has perma dark circles>le puts her ginormous tits in your face>le she fucks nigs.
She is pretty but I can never sympathize for any of her characters.In the Bond movies she is supposed to be someone who went though trauma as a kid but I just can't feel bad for her. It is both because how she acts and her face.
>>198998803le trigge disciplineux
>>199001119>le she fucks nigs.what?
>>199001119>she fucks nigs.No she's doesn't she's French but no that French, she fucks arabs though, that's almost as equally disgusting, but French people are all degenerates so what can yo do at that point
>>199001189>she fucks arabsI don't believe it.
>>199000985Oui monsieur
>>198998352where career?
Gorgeous but not hot, them titties is disappointing
>>199001384What is disappointing in her tits?She has perfect ones.
Movies about female depression?
>>198998352Mi baguette is le hardeaux
its heart breaking seeing her nude in that wes anderson movietime is the true enemy of us all
>>198998352Gloves
Imagine if you were introduced to her and it was customary to kiss each other on the cheeks haha the french are so weird right.
>>199001923>Whoops haha i accidentally put my tongue in your mouth!
>>198998352Never cared for this ugly bitch. And I do mean a proper bitch, you can tell just by looking at her that she's an insufferable uppity cunt in real life.
>>199001384she wasn't made for you, peasant
>>199001503ugh i am down bad bros
French girls stink
>>199001931I'm French and I kissed thousands of girls on their cheeks, and I can confirm that this is a thing that just never can append accidentally.If the girl senses you're going the wrong way, she will instantaneously back off her head.However since covid, nobody does that anymore due to the MSM brainwashing.
>>199002314I know bro it was in JestMy wife was greek and they do the cheek kiss thing too
>>199001384Gayest thing I’ve read all day, and I lurk Adult Gifs. They’re perfect
>>199002035This is probably my favorite photo of her and I got banned once for posting it in a thread and asking what her best movie was
>>198998352Pregnant edition
>>199001474Je veux voir.
>>198998352>nepotism but baguette
She has a very straight and pronounced jaw but still looks completely feminine. Why is that compared to other manjawed women like Olivia Wilde?
>>199003040I dunno if I can post this on /tv/...
>>199001189>she fucks arabs thoughah yes, angry little dicklets, who can resist them?
>>199002940Imagine being the dude that got Lea Seydoux pregnant. That would be crazy lol
>>199003349S'il vous plaît
>>199002035I knew a girl that looked like her but like 40 percent less hot. She would casually pick her nose while talking to people and kind of turned me off
>>198998352She's white though? she cant be that French
she's fragile, but not that fragile
>>198998352this girl needs to have my babies, all 10 of them.
What did she mean by this?
>>199001975It's customary to use > when you want to quote a post.
>>198998352>vous avez appelé?
>>199004458Average french conversation strapon gentle femdom btw
>>199004458Now we know why Kojima likes her so much
>>199004458What does that mean? Strapon fucking?
>>199001837you are homosexual
>>199005292Yeah I think it means she’s dominant in bed and probably likes to peg men
>>199004458How many dudes has she pegged?
>>199005664I wish I could find that photoshoot where she is holding a barbell up to her crotch like she has a dick. She’s silly
>>198998803>>198999499Are French women evil? And why does the French government love testing nuclear weapons so much? What are they planning?>fire our shit!>but I am le tired...>okay well have a nap THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES
>>198999499I like that to this day she fucking loves Tom Cruise and says he’s her role model. She also said the first Mission Impossible is one of her favorite movies of all time
>>199004458Oh fuck she is even more perfect
>>199002773Jannies are retarded
>>198999612she's so smol and daintylil french bonescute
>>198998352imagine the smell
>>199001384>Gorgeous but not hotSpoken like a true tranny.
>>199004458Woman moment.
I'm pretty sure Eva Green has sexually abused Lea
>>199000985I love her with bangs so much. She's one of the few women I tell my wife to her face that I would fuck mercilessly if given the opportunity.
>>199007337Careful man, she's Fragile
>>198998703>why does she look like thatLike what? Hot as fuck?
>scissoring intensifies
>>199006035it really was good, well made comfy entertainment well ahead of it's time. Tom Cruise has his faults but the MI franchise isn't one. my dad hated the TV series but loved the movie.
shit doesn't work as coomer bait anymore. she's ugly.
>>199008117>insert photo of her at Dune 2 premiere
>>199002940HOOOOOOOLYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIT
>>199007411I too have played Japanese Walking Simulator.
>>199005819It’s from this photoshoot but it must be some behind the scenes footage that I can’t find
>>199005819You really like the cock, don't you?
>>199006754
she should smile more
>>199008354I like the idea of her pegging men and it’s rare when you see her acting silly. Normally she tries to look so dramatic in shoots
>>199008389I think this is one of the movies where she sticks her feet in the guy’s face. There are a few of them
>>199008117Maybe I'm getting older but...would.
>>199002940Would.
>>199008494bro everyone would like to fuck her she looks like a fucking angel even when she's getting older
For me, it’s Mean Lea in The Lobster
>>199008814I can't tell the difference between mean lea and sad lea. Or even happy lea
>>199008953That’s what’s so cool about the role. She pretends to be normal Lea and then she makes you blind or threatens to feed you to dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyH0-gMxlFEpost frogkino
>>199008494>spends so much time on 4chan that starts to feel sorry about wanting pussy
for me, it's the black and white photoshoot with her sexy little bush
she's a 7, maybe even a 6, up to an 8 with make-up
>>199004458>LEA FUCKIN SEYDOUX SAID THIS?!?
>>199009377She wears natural makeup for the most part unless it’s for modeling. She looks better without it imo
>>198998352Her BBC bvll it's a lukcy man
>>199009242>>199008611Some queers on here are saying otherwise is all
>>199004458>>199005819she needs to do a comedy or something soon
>>199009830Thanks for the pegging fetish retard
>>198998352What kind of phenotype is this? I think it's very common in France but literally nowhere else in the world, which is strange
>>198998352Gross nepo hooker
MMWAHAAAAA THE FRENCH
>>199009986>>198998660I swear to god she used to have tiny little boobs?? Am I just misremembering or did she get implants
>>199010016you're misremembering
>>199010099That little moment where you see both of them on the little mirror is probably the most kino thing I’ve ever seen
her photoshoots with Adele are godly levels of kino
haha imagine if lea was your older sister
>>198998352What still doesn't make sense to me - isn't she from some billionaire or aristocratic family or something? The fact she was shot in borderline pornography and abused while doing it is honestly is mind-boggling. You would think such blue blood descendants wouldn't feel the need to do that or at least be treated differently, but I guess for showbiz kikes everyone in their hands automatically turns into a lowlife skank meat.
>>199010324mum
>>199009986some anon was at this premiere and got to see her in person. i'm surprised he lived to tell the tale
>>198998352her upper arms are fat.
>>199010472>come on Lea, it's time for your daily /ss/ing
>>199010472wtf sauce
>>199010472put some clothes on you little weirdo
leelee megadoodoo
>>198998352What show? Is it a sad frog drama or something?
>>199009830we should have known she is a pegger when this photo was released
>>199010324French moment
>>199011146Holy moly
>>199009886Her family is Alsatian Protestants. Her mother's last name was Schlumberger. Lea is essentially a Franco-German coproduction.>>199010399Lea and Dakota Johnson are my favorites and you just summed up both of their entrances to fame. Figures that of all people on the planet, Dasha Nekrasova would be the one to act opposite them both (Dasha plays a character named Dakota, lol, in Lea's The Beast, and is opposite Dakota in the currently in production The Materialists.)
>>199001837did people actually care about this villain? i watched this flick 5 days ago and really did not care for mads here
I like Lea a lot. Did she have a decent amount of screentime in Dune 2?
>>199001384>titties are disappointingyou're gay. never talk again.
01384Bait used to be believable.
>>198998352MADE FOR AFRICA INDIA
>>199004458
>>198999220she looks like she is poor people.
>>199012332she wants to peg you
>>199012981i remember reading an article that Wes Anderson didn't even tell her what she'd be doing in this role, and she just showed up and found out she was naked for most of it. Then he had to show her an animated video of what she should do, as he was too awkward to direct the scene and be on set for it.Scarlett Johansson was about to be nude for Asteroid City but he started to pull the same shit and she said "fuck it" and just went with a double.
>>199013027>she just showed up and found out she was naked for most of ithard to believe movie contracts work this way in (current year-3)
>>199013074https://metro.co.uk/2021/10/26/lea-seydoux-didnt-know-about-nudity-when-taking-on-french-dispatch-15487165/dude seems a little autistic or very weird about women. makes sense if he tried to sneak in a nude scene with Scarlett and she shut it down just for not knowing about it earlier. I don't think he's being a pervert or anything, but just extremely awkward about nudity
>>199009378>talk’n ‘bout Carcassonne
>>199013027How do you fumble getting world-renowned massive jewish whore Scarlett Johansson to be naked in your movie.>I don't think he's being a pervert or anything, but just extremely awkward about nudityI could understand this from a 25 year old director but not a 55 year old director
>>198998352>french>whitedoubt
>>199013201maybe he goes over the top with trying to make them feel comfortable but somehow makes it weirder by making little animations or not discussing it like a normal human. like he's scared how they'd react
>>198998352all I've seen her do is get naked and cry
>>199006754Le smell
>>199013257That's all I ask for. Also she doesn't in the lobster. Plays a great part
>>199013334she was legit kind of scary in that movie and it only made her hotter
>>199009830Mon dieu... c'est les frenches
>>199013376Yup
>>199012222No sadly, 10 minutes in total or so
>>199013457i guarantee that Josh Brolin wanted to fuck her so bad
>>199013525>sits like a fagbig doubt
>>199013614>crossing your legs is now gayholy fuck you're retarded
>>199013525Didn't he make a poem about fucking Twinkmothee Chalamet?
>>199013679yeah, seems very tongue and cheek for some book he wrote about filming the movies
she's actually perfect
i like her first movie because she actually seemed shy in the shower scene. it's kind of a shame because her tits looked the largest they ever were besides when she was pregnant
>>199013733Agreed
>>199010324How is Dewey still a kid? The fuck
>>199013883Should have blurred her face, me bad
>>199013923i deleted it because i realized i was just happy you were contributing. my bad, anon
>>198999220She probably does
>>199013977Don't mind anon, we are having a comfy thread
>>199002940i want to suckle on her lactating tits
>>199004458she pegs her boyfriends doesnt she?
>>199013311french female armpits must smell like heaven
>>199014078this kind of reminds me of when she did the Abercrombie or whatever shoot where she kept flashing her tits. She was very silly back then before going the very serious persona
>>199014192Sure they smell like croissants that just got out of the oven, we need a french to confirm
>>199014286i remember reading about a french poet that was into that. armpits that is
*cries silently in your direction*
I think she's extremely pretty and that doesn't make me happyI wish she grew up poor
>>199014493>W-what happens Lea>C'est rien>*Cries harder*
>>199014568*starts licking her face*
>>199014637>Arrêtez, s'il vous plaît>*Cries in pain now*
>>199014689Behave
>>199014689On est sur 4chan fdp, respecte les us et coutumes autochtones et speak English faggot
>>199014493why do women crying turn me on?
>>199014727NonAre you french anon? Does the armpits of french women smell to croissant?
>>199014792Yes, and women from my country smell baguette
>>199010099mon dieu...
>>199014882French tits are only for display anon
>>199004458>tfw i will never be pegged and dominated by leawhy live
>>199010225trash
>>199014866Imagine the braps after a serving of various cheeses, red wine, baguettes and croissants…
>>199014968>"Look at that ugly baby nigger, this will be your son"
>>199014968that's not her kidyes she had a kid with a nigger but that's not her kid
>>199003529>tfw
>>199015009
>>199001119>le she fucks nigslol it wouldn't be /tv/ without someone telling us about their interracial fetish unprompted
>>199015119Yeah she definitely braps
>>199015184I wouldn’t give a fuck at all
>>199014866>and women from my country smell baguetteSacre bleau
>>199015184Seriously, do you really think she braps?
>>199015410Women don't fart anon, give up the trolling
mmm french pusy
>>199015666Frenchs can NOT suffer
>>199005977an ancient meme, looks to be from the flash era
>>199013457sauce?
>>199015845Le Dune 2 premier oui oui c'est bon hon hon
i will rape
>>199012215definitely could have been better
>>199015899What did he mean by this?
>>199015436French women do. That's where stinky cheese comes from
>>198998352I'm Indian and I agree
>>199016463SAAAAAAR
>>199016514Les Champs Elysees or something
>>199001837Was that dialog written by James Rolfe?
>>198998352This is the best photo of her and encompasses everything about her very well.
>>198998352I wonder what it feels like to be the main character.
>>199017390She always plays the french character tho
Le bump 2 : Bogaloo électrique
>>199018255I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO LE BUMP MY PENIS INTO HER VAGINA
>>199018255(In thick french accent) “she needs to le brap in my le nose and le mouth honhonhonhonhon”
>>199018307Honhonhonhon
>>199013634any one with a dick and balls of reasonable size will tell you sitting like that crushes your dick and balls, its physically uncomfortable, painful even, to sit like that is purely to appease women and not 'man spread' its the act of a homosexual
>>199018732Men with bigger balls who hang lower usually have no problem crossing their legs. It’s usually small balled testiclecels who have to “man” spread so their tiny little pebbles in their feminine tight little sack don’t get “squished”.
>>199018842lol, lmao evensmells like cross legged dicklet cope to me
>199019261The small balled male tries to act tough in front of potential mates but the game is rigged from the start as females can tell which males are all for show.
What the fuck are you talking about
>>199013011No homo
>>198998703She's Alsatian
>>199013733Almost
Lea is for taking long romantic walks in the Dordogne
>>199018732>physically uncomfortable, painful evenNo it's not. The balls usually hang below the thighs, so they don't get crushed, and the dick can hang above or is soft enough to not get hurt by your thighs pressing on it.
>>199004458it means France will have its very own Elliot Page before too long
>>198998352anyone know how to get a photoshoot like this? I want to use it for my linkdin
>>199014710based
>>199021882Just be french lol
>>199022313what the hell are you talking about? i want the photo composition technique
>>199022874how much you gonna pay me?
>>199022987zero, your shot isn't even blurred or vertical...
>>199015067>>199015051>>199014968why isn't she slam dunking it into a garbage can?
>>199023132Nice question
>>199024187>eat ze bugs Schwab :-(((>eat ze bugs Kojimba :-DDDDD
https://youtu.be/1Lxbi6KysAQ?si=rxa6qSKaael1clVjBased
>>198998352Classic tsundere Frenchfu.>It's not like I like you or anything...idiot!
>>199008070>>199006035Concurred. The last one is the best blockbuster made since, well, the last MI movie. Tom Cruise is a fucking miracle worker. His movies are brimming with positivity and good natured fun. Lea also said Tom Cruise would beat the shit out of Daniel Craig in a fight unprompted.
>>199024691Does Death Stranding look like a utopia to you?
>>199007337>i tell my wife i'd fuck other womenignoring the fact you're some mental patient saying nonsense, this is Reddit.
>>199024187Out of all the cast, Lea seems to be the only one who's thrilled to be in the game.
>>199025354Guillermo was definitely thrilled to make his scenes
>>199024691>eetu buggu
>>199025354Yeah classic
>>199008420>>199013841what movie? i want to see her tits in their optimum form
>>199014078why are french women so horny all the time?
>>199026486Mes copines, or Girlfriends is the one with the shower scene. I’d say that Roses a credit have prime Lea titties though, as you see more than the shower scene.
>>199024187>>199023649tfw no lea seydoux sfm blender doggy pornI feel like we're dropping the proverbial ball here fellas
>>198998352>be a seductive woman>called seydouxBravo
>>199013457>chad Seydoux leaning to her left>virgin Brolin also leaning to his left because Seydoux is in his personal space
>>199026574There's almost no 3d porn of this game, it's the biggest waste of 3d models I've ever seen. I hope it doesn't happen to the next kojima project.
>>199026486watch Crimes of the future
>>199027184While she is still extremely hot in that, I disagree that those are her peak tiddies.
She got'em british teeth tho, YUKK
>>199027410Her theet are fine
>>198998352i love lea
>>199027535She can hold up to 20 cigarettes just with her teeth gaps...
>>199027632Her teeth gap is sexy tho
>>199027410/thread
>>199001474 # >>199001991 # >>199002754 # >>199006787 # >>199012271 #Funny coming from faggots who nitpick over literal 10/10s
>>199027794feels amazing when you kiss her or she suckin
>>19899866010/10 woman, she needs to be cloned
>>199028630I have bad news for you anon, this>>199028561 transexual has something to tell you
>>199004458Apparently the Rafale is the Lea Seydoux of fighter aircraft.
>>199028699>>199028593Ehh strong 8
>>199028901Ah?
>>199029424Strong 10
Le bump 3 : Le retour du roi
>>199001503Three Colors Blue
>>199015899t. Harvey
My peepee got hard when she whispered "kneel" in DUNC 2.
>>199001474Her tits are fantastic
Do you think she is ticklish?
>>199024742French is such an attractive language. Probably the most attractive after Russian/Slavic
>>199032907It's like wiping your ass with silk
>>199033419'sup Merovingian, got out of the Matrix eh?
>>199028561>anon being nitpicky>accuses other anons of being nitpickywhat the fuck are you talking about
>>198998803>Personne n'échappe à mon regard
>>199008521This is just sick!
jannies must be sleeping because there have been perfect tits in this thread for like 24 hours. normally Lea threads are deleted even if they're talking about her career at this point
Pretty disappointing IMO
>>199034528pretty gay IMO
>>198998703>why does she look like that?Her parents are incestuous aristocrats. Like, she only has one great-grandfather.
>>199034528this was right after giving birth if i recall correctly. she's been nude a few times since and they almost look back to normal.>>199010099this is when they looked the best i think. the same movie has her climbing into bed with a dude completely nude
>>199012215He was a rambling psycho zealot. Also he wasn't really mad at the hero directly
>>199034528
>>199011349Alsatian women are the most beautiful in the world, but mainly as brunettes with dark eyes. I even like the prominence of their jawline.
Pretty based thread
>>198998660Beauty and her breasts if you get my drift.
>>198998352Nepo baby with Perma bitch face.
>>199035541Have you considered electro-shock therapy?
>>199035580that's too harsh, even for a nepo baby with perma bitch face
Something about women that look sad all the time but have absolute kino bodies makes them hotter and I don’t know why
She is a mix of Kelly Macdonald and Morff, and I am in love
>>199036315Morff?
>>198998660>>198998352The nice thing about her as your wife is that you can safely park your vehicle in between her front teeth every night
>>199013457>girl on left would have made much better chani than fucking zendayasad
>>199036717I’ve always liked actresses with gapped front teeth. Who are other examples? I think Dakota Johnson fixed hers, unfortunately
>>199027184 sActually a pretty based movie. She appears in a lot of kino
>>199036849is that an ftv shoot?
>>199037526How in the world did you know that
>>199037586the lighting and style is very similar (also she seems young but not too young)simply put i very much like ftv bec i think those shoots are tasteful, well done and feature natural, young and pretty women
>>199037586Nta, but the lighting looks pretty ftv.
>>199036849Actors and actresses always have people offering to “fix” things about them so I’m curious if she always got offers to fix her gap. Hopefully it didn’t make her sad
Rotten whore.
>>199038314Don’t speak about my gf in such a way.
>>199015756https://youtu.be/kCpjgl2baLs?si=JZ6Grw7Wl4m_ZnsFOh yea. Only millennial chads remember this one.
>>199005977>>199038474
Congrats to the anons who posted nudes in here for a full 24 hours and survived until the thread died of natural causes
>>199034528WOULD
