bruh
No one actually has adult friends anymore. I certainly don't.
>>199012387I don’t have any friends
I dumped my long term girlfriend and only have one friend.
I have no adult friendsI have a stupid faggot Corpse Husband voice & I'm 6'4" so the dumbass teens in my area always like coming over to my house asking to hang out because they think it's cool to be in amazement at my height and voice or something idk
>>199012387I lost my friends like 10 years ago. I've been alone throughout my 30s.
>>199012414>>199012424>>199012443>>199012456We are all here for this reason.If we had friends we would be doing shit with them or enjoying our solitude.It's uncomfortable to admit, but we are all failures.
>this thread
I haven't maintained a friendship with anyone I've met in the last 15 years.
>>199012461have you tried swan
>>19901238720 years ago they looked like men who work at supermarkets and now they just look like less flamboyantly gay versions of men who work at supermarkets
I have a small handful of friends that I may meet twice a year for a drink in the pub. My socialising involves talking with people are work and posting on 4chan
>>199012492I don't even know what swan is so no I haven't tried it.
I'm 30 and have never had a gf or sex.
>>199012474I drove all my real life friends away with my literal autism which got worse as an adult lol as a kid I was seen as quirky and funny, but I guess that shit ain’t cute anymore as an adult then you just seem like a weird retard manchild and they don’t wanna hang out with you anymore, oh well who needs em anyway!
>>199012456>I have a stupid faggot Corpse Husband voice & I'm 6'4" so the dumbass teens in my area always like coming over to my house asking to hang out because they think it's cool to be in amazement at my height and voice or something idkthis sounds awesomei fail to see any downside
>>199012474Speak for yourself, I work overnight security at a college campus and get to either do this all night or take my computer and go find a classroom with a digital projector to watch... things.
>>199012414tbf my parents don't have friends either
>>199012516it's a big white bird that lives in rivers and lakes.it's like a goose but prettier.anyway, try it. I don't know where they'd sell it, but maybe it's a bit like duck. worth trying something new
>>199012509>I have small handsit's not your fault.
>>199012546I'll give it a shot sometime.
>>199012387I've known my best friend since 1st grade. We both are married with kids now and only see each other maybe 5-6 times a year, but we still get on xbox at least once a month. I'm friends with another guy who's more his friend because their wives are best friends, and there's a 4th guy who is my best friend's neighbor who gets online with us and comes to get togethers. Other than that my wife has lots of friends who I see quite a bit, but I hesitate to call my wife's female friends my own friends.
>>199012536>Speak for yourself, I work overnight security at a college campusholy kekthat's like the ultimate sinecure job. no going is going to knock over a fucking college admin building while you jerk off to hentai in the classrooms.face it, you are a failure, with a spectacularly envious job, one in which presumably there is no accountability as long as you show up.i have to interact with people all day as a fucking introvert, which can be hell. i'd love a job where all i do is walk around an empty building.
>>199012572I hate women
>>199012387I have one friend who I occasionally watch sports with but otherwise the only other people I talk to are people I work with who would never talk to me otherwise
we should have known
>>199012593Good morning.
>>199012474I'm a huge loser but I'm lucky enough to have inherited enough to where I can fund my loser lifestyle and not have to work. I kept this a secret from my long term girlfriend and will keep it a secret from any other new whore I meet.
>>199012561can you understand english or did misread my post on purpose?
>>199012572Just how dangerous is a swan? I don't think they have fangs or talons. What injury can they inflict?>powerful wing smackOkay maybe ghat
>>199012531I'm a jaded wageslave who wants to be alone and not treated as a spectacle But I don't care quite as much in recent times. But they ask me for wisdom on shit and I'm like nigga I'm a high school dropout wage slave I have nothing interesting to say about any topic
>>199012572it looks fucking hugei mean objectively it is a VERY large bird, which is a dinosaur, so yeah the dog is right to be afraid.
I just wish I had someone to share my taste in music with. Most of the people I see and talk to irl hate 60's-80's country music and think I'm a sperg for listening to it. The only friend I have likes the same music as me but we only see each other twice a year for a few hours.
>>199012631>What injury can they inflict?Death if you're something like a seagull. Scratches and maybe a bruise or two if you're a person.
>>199012387For me, it's seeing old pics of boomer and gen x rock bands at their peak and realizing they now look the same age as me, or sometimes younger.Also not just limited to men, I remember years ago two women (about 6 years older than me) I know where discussing some new pop star and how hot he was, then they suddenly realized he was younger than them and they proceeded to have an existential crisis.
>>199012591>durr I really look up to you, envy you, and admire you and your lifestyle because I think you are a failure No wonder you don't have friends and avoid other people, you obviously hate yourself and your instincts and assume everyone else will too.
i used to have a core group of friends that totally 5 people with like 3 more background friends, we did basically everything together but now all but 3 of us are apart and its nigh impossible to hangout all 3 together, one of them I see semiannually and i live down the street, so at best me and my one friend go hiking now and again, its tough because I lived that movie like life of me and a gang of dudes and now it'd be a miracle to hangout with 3 dudes I love, my dad had that dynamic most of my childhood with his friends and he was in late 30s to early 40s but people just dont value the group dynamic anymore
>>199012572what the fuck is this dumbass bitch doing, fucking height of cluelessness right there
>>199012620Smart
>>199012631Looks a lot like a goose. They're not that dangerous to human, but they could cause serious harm to a dog. On top of that they are insanely agressive.
>>199012725>durr I really look up to you, envy you, and admire you and your lifestyleno i just envy your position since it's so easy. at this point i am past giving a shit about contributions to society. i would take the easy as piss job keeping a bunch of trust fund shit safe and probably do it better than you do. like not posting on 4chan obsessively.please take your job seriously. there could be a prowler out there.
>>199012620Will?
>>199012746This pakes me thankful I still have my friend group and our main problem iq that video games party sizes are limited to 4 when there are 5 of us.
>>199012523This except I'm 34
>>199012654damn bro that's basically my cutoff and window for country as wellwas raised on going and seeing garth brooks at the houston livestock show and rodeo
The millenial nostalgia aesthetic is decomposing
>>199012387I can identify each of my friends and myself in this picture. I am Stu. Not sure if that’s a good thing.
Took a career advancement 1k miles from home and abandoned my friend group that was close like this. Only really talk with one now and neither of us resemble anyone in the OP.
>>199012839Can't fault her for not wanting to marry what she thought was an unemployed deadbeat with 0 plans to actually start a family.
>>199012839sorry to burst your bubble but that entire post was a male fantasy written by a dude
>>199012923We can and we will and we have for a decade you fucking faggot excuse making simp.All women should die by the way.
I can't remember the last time I had an extended conversation with someone who wasn't an immediate family member.
>>199012853I've been thinking about how much better my life would have been had I been born a woman.
>>199012542My dad didn't let my mom see her friends and when they divorced she was talking endlessly about all the guy friends she had. I have no conclusion to this post.
>>199012839no, but I do play guitar and am a millionaire lol
>>199012853Same except 35.
>>199012523that's pretty fucking bad, but idk i think my having not had that in just 5 years is somehow worse.
>>199012923This, they dated for 10 months and he still didn't let on anything? Hes a loser, rich or not. He wants to live the neet life on perma-neetbux and expects a woman to wanna join the ride into mediocrity. You should expect a certain drive out of your partner, man or woman. A person needs prospects or a future.
1 (you) = 1 hate women
>>199012988>r/twoxchromosomesThis was definitely written by a man.
>>199012988>a few dates>a few tinder flingslmao I fucking hate women so much, disgusting blown out whore
>>199012822Yes, which means you envy me for attaining the position and actually living the lifestyle you weren't clever enough to figure out how to live yourself by working smart and instead of hard.You obviously do give a shit or you wouldn't be obsessed with trying to label people as failures for not contributing to your retard society or that you would do more things to contribute to a do nothing job than most people.
>>199012572Fucking retard boomer holy shit Those things can break your bones with their wings
>>199012957Anon.... your mom is a whore.
>>199013018For
>>199012654https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2zkKGyfx9s
>30s>Barely making a living>live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere in the pacific northwest with nothing to do and nobody in town but drunk hicks, pajeet immigrants, and meth addicts>only outlets I have are online shitposting here or with a circle of racist zoomers on XitterI don't even know how to make friends in real life, and even if I did, who am I supposed to make friends with?
>>199012957All women have lots of guy friends. Its so they can use them for money, free stuff, fun, protection and on occasion sex.
>>199013100I’d be your friend, but I’m on the other side of the country.
>>199012536I do basically the same job and it's awesome, I'm at "work" right now
>>199013102i had a woman try to make me her guy friendit's emotional parasitism. they want all the warm and fuzzys of a male, without having to provide the one thing, literally the single one thing they are on this earth to provide, the thing men are so hardwired for we literally lose our minds.i mean this shit is so fucking basic and simple, women are being completely dishonest if they won't acknowledge this. if you do not want to fuck then what exactly are you bringing to this relationship? are you buying the drinks?
>>199012456This isn't the chomo thread please double-check your tabs before posting
>>199013100i was extremely fortunate that the internet discord nazis i hung out with were actual local people through a crazy twist of fate and not glowiesnow every friday night we get together to cook and play mtg
>>199013100i’m pining for your green text. i’m in my 30s and have abandoned all my friends but i live in an insanely busy city. i need to be in the middle of nowhere with freaks and outcasts again. your post is legitimately pushing my desire to gtfo of this place up a notch
>>199013137Yeah, if you are "friends" with a woman and she never pays for anything or initiates ideas or invites you to things then she is just using you. Women probably can be friends with men because women have lower libidos and don't find most men sexy. Men really have a much harder time being friends with women because we catch feelings and get horny more easily.
>>199012988Why the fuck did this post trigger the jannies?
>>199012631>powerful wing smackKek yeahIf a goose can use their wing to crack a window with ease then the thing twice its size can hit even harder. It's just plain fucking stupid behaviour to think "oh puppy come be friends with the wild animal."Dog at least looked fine. No clue if they give warning shots though.
>>199012474Feels kinda weird since I'm probably comsidered as successful by most standards (owning a house, land, high paying job with good security, etc), but I still feel like an absolute failure because I lost all my friends from high school and uni and basically have zero social or romance life. Just seeing people with friends doing something as simple as playing a boardgame or hanging in their backyard together makes me feel kinda jealous that I don't have that.
>>199012387Jokes on you, I don't have any friends
>>199013335Kind of in the same boat here, no love life, but people think I have my shit together because I own an expensive car and have a good job. Maybe it's a case of the grass being greenr on the other side.
>>199013246its literally impossible to be "just friends" with a woman, ESPECIALLY if you are single and not getting any. it is in fact completely unreasonable for women to assume otherwise.i can't say it's the cause, but one effect of this effort to achieve "equity" between the sexes will be the nullification of sex, and thus an ideological refutation of men's psychosexual needs.
>>199013411Feminists pretty clearly hate male heterosexuality. For more normie women it's more complicated but it's obvious that they aren't huge fans either.
>>199013411Women don't really need to worry about being right about anything or account for very much since they'll be brought along for the ride regardless.
>>199013017If she'd known he had money she would've tried to get him to squander it all and then would've left him when it was gone. He obviously knew this already. You know nothing about women or are one.
>>199013453too bad it was premised on violence for so longstill is largely
>>199013017Prospects for what, you stupid nigger? He already had everything
>>199013619The popularity of 50 Shades of Gray proves that. At the same time 50% of single zoomer males have never asked a woman out because thats now rape culture to even approach.
>>199013660i feel like women are the way they are because of The State. acting the way they do, the obvious result is probably going to be sexual violence or rape. men are not toys. and yet they toy with us, because they know The State will rescue them if we chimp out.What a fucking disaster.
>>199013017men whose wives left them:>Brad Pitt>Johnny Depp>Jeff Bezos>Bill Gateswomen don't know what they can and never be satisfied
>>199013680Yeah, I feel like the sexual frustration will blow up eventually. Once we get enough guys single and sexless it's over.
>>199013680It's because the majority of human life has been the product of rape. They want rapists because their ancestors were rapists and rape victims. It's biological.
>>199013723The women who refused to submit and chose death stoped passing on their genes. There is a depraved and dark side to human sexuality being repressed.
>>199012414Real.
>>199012387Weezer
>>199012839Sounds like she dodged a bullet honestly. Good relationships are built with honesty, as cliche as it sounds, and that guy seems like a psycho or a fag to just be like "ye bro ill just wear shitty shirts with holes in them and drink rubbing alcohol before I go to the bar huehue I'm frugal"
>>199013794And sounds like he knew she was a bad investment
>>199012822>there could be a prowler out there.you fail to understand that anon IS the prowler
>>199013660>At the same time 50% of single zoomer males have never asked a woman out I'm a zoomer and it sucks because most of the women I see on instagram say that male friends admitting their feeling is just them trying to get into their pants. There was a girl I was interested in and I tried to be her friend because I wanted to learn about her interests and see if she was someone I could see myself being with. When I admitted my feeling it wasn't because I wanted a quick fuck, it was because I wanted to be with her. She genuinely made me happy and I didn't want to lose her the way I had lost most of my friends. It didn't matter anyways because I after admitting my feelings she ghosted me.
>>199012572Remember the story of the Swan who died of a broken heart because some faggot nigger teenagers smashed all her eggs?
>>199013723i don't think they want rape. they want a man strong enough to rape them, which if we're being honest is almost every man who isn't incredibly malnourished. but they want a man strong enough to kill and deter other rapists.but yes when rape was common, it's is not that odd to have a assumed evolutionary pressure would select for those best at being raped.if women have learned to cope with rape at a biological level, and this is now having adverse effects in a society where rape is much less common, that's on them to deal with.
>>199013804Why? Because she didn't want to be with a bum her whole life? Romantic relationship or not if you're going to mooch of me as a partner, friend or colleague im going to tell you to fuck right off. Sounds like she let him steal money and time from her for 8 months too long. Nobody owes you shit for wearing sweat stained hoodies and pretending you're deep you stinky fuckwit.
>>199013723what a life of no pussy does to a mf
>>199013794>>199013849You sound like a seething woman with your dishnest exaggerations. Also how did he steal money from her?
>>199013849Dude if this is gender dysphoria you might actually make me believe in it, you seriously convincingly sound like a woman
>>199013886>>199013900Not arguments, either one. Bring out some more ad hominem and strawman you dumb niggers, while you're at it get a job and socialize. Maybe you wouldn't be so unhappy.
>>199013849Will was a genius. He knew he could provide anything she could ever need and that if she demanded more than that she didn't love him. But women aren't capable of love, no idea if he had that part figured out or not
>>199013017>>199012923>man loves me and i love him>we get on well>we are obviously both surviving in our circumstances>but im going to leave him because he isnt a personal ATM that slaves away being an accountant or some shit in order to provide me an arbitrary lifestyle that others say we should live.>therefore i will leave himYou are absolutely brainwashed by women lol. They themselves are brainwashed to think this retarded line of thought. They'd rather marry some boring guy they hate because hes a head marketer and earns 70k per year than some dude they really click with who earns the same as they do or less. They are sacrificing their whole life to a boring shmuck they dont even get along with , for the sake of 40k per year difference in salary.
>>199012387i'm not jewish and have no jewish friends
You guys are my only friends.
>>199013953>Not arguments, either one.Who said I was initiating one or trying to bring up any? I'm simply calling you out for being a seething woman and asking you for clarification on how he stole money from her, which you conveniently ignored.
>>199012424Same. Not even online friends
simply want to die :D
>>199014008All the friendless 4chan people should pool our money and buy a town and live together.
>>199013959>>199013964What is an acceptable amount of time for any kind of partner to stay in a relationship with a partner who exhibits no desire to do anything but eat hot pockets, play guitar and drink 5$ vodka? How long should she have waited?
>>199014026I've met a couple of people I could tell were similar to me and they were honestly insufferable. Other people are right to dislike me.
>>199013983If he wasn't paying for dates, she obviously was. In a fair world, he would have paid for 50% of them, sounds like he didn't do anything except watch Netflix and make her buy him pregame alcohol.
>>199014026What a horrible idea, you have my full support.
>>199014032If that doesn't sound like exactly the kind of shit you'd want to do with somebody, you probably don't like them, male or female
>>199014026>All the friendless 4chan people should pool our money and buy a town and live together.
>>199014049Same lol
>>199012456Do you bang the girls
>>199012414This. It's really surprising to me how adults have no social lives whatsoever. Not even because of their job, my parents are retired and have no friends.
>>199014073So if the entire world is just people eating hot pockets, playing guitar and drinking 5$ vodka and never striving to improve or change or experience anything new, what happens to the human species?
>>199014032lel obviously a bit longer because otherwise she wouldnt be seething to reddit. You understand that she didnt really care that if the guy had ambitions etc? Hence the reddit post. If that was the case she'd mention that she still doesnt care if the guy has money because she thinks the guy is a neet loser. But she DOES care. So it obviously isnt about muh 'ambition'. Ambition is just a proxy for resources that women use to not sound like heartless gold-diggers. If she really liked the guy, she ticked a lot of her boxes and they clicked then she shouldnt be leaving him at all soley because she saw her friends buying houses on facebook (lol). She should have been mature enough to have a conversation with him regarding it, seen his response and worked it out from there. She didnt and now she's paying the price.
>>199014056Retarded mindset. I bet never in your life have you described a man paying for the dates with a woman as her stealing money from him.
>>199014122>women see men as slavescouldn't have said it better myself.once prostitution is legalized no man will ever bother looking for a "relationship" again.
>>199012456Just b youreslf
>>199012456so do they treat you like boo radley or do they just fuck with you because you're the town loser that no one likes?
>>199014123>>199014138>>199014152I think for the first time in 15 years I just realized I've outgrown this place. I got a nice job, im making better choices, im exercising, and im getting better at socializing when I used to be a turbo autismo. Reading these posts now I just feel like I'm reading cringe Andrew Tate Top G bullshit coming from what I can only imagine are the neckbeardiest antisocial incel shut-ins that could possibly exist, an echo of who I used to be. What could you people possibly gain from thinking this way, other than wallowing in self hatred masked by the flimsiest bravado that you're somehow better than what civilization has spent a hundred thousand years forming itself into? You people are weak, and you larp being strong to hide from yourselves. I hate that I used to do the same.Don't believe the meme anons, you can leave this place. Just look around and be disgusted, like I am.
>>199014306see you tomorrow
>>199014306>makes post soley to brag about life circumstances on an anonymous forumYou certainly haven't outgrown this place.
>>199014306I felt the same way about kiwifarms, friend.Except I actually quit going there because those faggots are actually unironically pathetic, and they are proud of being retarded fags.Here it feels more ironic/jokey at least. Sometimes anyway.
>>199013246I wouldn't even count the initiation/inviting. Sometimes they're bored and attention starved and know you'll agree to whatever, potentially after being blown off by another guy.
>>199012572fucking hell she's a retarded cunt.
>>199014306You haven't outgrown it, it's just that it's mostly bitter thirdies nowadays, feels alien
>>199014306Good, go away
>>199014032She's literally complaining that he was rich but didn't show it, as if knowing would have changed her decision, his ambition wouldn't be any different.
>>199014112i don't find it surprising at all. after a day of work i am completely fucking done and i'm 29. nevermind being 50+. abolish the 9-5 and people will start having social lives.
>>199014306Absolute retard. Leave and don't come back.
>>199014306dude posted his whole tinder bio, lmao
>>199013978im not your friend
>>199014306I feel the same. Short people complaining women only like tall men. Fat guys saying women demand a 6 pack. Haircels insisting that nobody bald ever got laid. Poorfags seeing gold diggers everywhere. It's so tiresome and has absolutely no bearing on real life, just their perception as a socially isolated shut-in.
>>199014306Its always been that way. You just didn't see it until now. If the salty replies are any indication, you're making the right call.
>>199014455David Spade is the greatest example. He's short and not very good looking. You could argue he's relatively rich, funny, famous, but he's slept with all the big sex symbol women of his era. His real secret? He thinks like them. He's interested in the same shit, like celeb gossip and people being impressed by him. Think I remember Norm saying it, who didn't mean it in an insulting way. Bottom line: if you're as stupid as a woman and see the retarded shit they believe as perfectly reasonable, you'll do fine. But if instead you're horrified by it like any small bit of rationality will push you to be, you're on your own.
>>199014306>>199014455>>199014483>I'm so much better than everyone here>Continues to spend hours here every dayYou're exactly the same, the laughable thing is you've become convinced by your lies to yourself that you're above it in any way.
>>199014505the funniest part is them actually believing that the majority of 4channers are still basement neckbeards and not normal people who most likely have accomplished the same thing he has. Dude thinks hes special for getting a job and a gf lol.
>>199012967based
>>199013018(You)
>>199012387I'm middle aged and they still look old to me.
>>199012926>Reddit postWhat gave it away?
>>199012387false. none of us are effeminate jews.
>>199014455I have erectile dysfunction. It's literally over for me.
>>199013246>because women have lower libidosIs this what incels actually believe?
>>199014306damn the seethe that this post caused lmao
>>199014434yes but psychopathic hebes are obsessed with being god's most chosen>and by God I mean Moloch and by being chosen I mean being the king on a hill of shit and corpses I recently read The Franklin Scandal. It's one of a large handful of stories where pedophilic elites round up troubled children and diddle the bejesus out of em, reported on by some liberal kook who does a surprisingly decent job considering anybody who investigated this seemed to have been "collected" already 20 years ago The sorts of people involved in something like this would never allow their bottom line to engage in activities that might imply freedomIt's not a blue or red issue, it's specifically a blue and white issue and I'm trying of acting like it's anything other
>>199014861tired, not tryingbut my point stands. The people in charge (of an overwhelmingly mostly specific demographic in most Western countries) see people as cattle
>>199014306This was written with nothing but emotional arguments. You don't fit in talking about the reality of women because you think and talk like a woman. A faggot.
>>199013821https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8444185/Swan-dies-broken-heart-teenage-yobs-killed-unborn-cygnets-smashing-eggs.htmlHeartbreaking
>>199015252>"teenage yobs"Hmmmm
>>199012387My lifelong best friend has a big bald spot on the top of his head now. And a beer gut. He never grew out of his college alcoholic phase and is still drinking daily at 34. His gf of 8 years left him recently. I'm a bit worried about him.
>>199013017mediocrity is waging can't say there's many who retire that early or are financially independentthat's real success not the marketing you slurp up in your every waking momentkeep consumingmaybe one day you'll be self aware enough to understand who the real loser is but I doubt it.
>>199012572>black man white female in the background
>>199012572>she's literally arguing with a fucking bird
>>199015326>go out with lifelong friends>a foto is taken from us sitting at a table>I'm sitting with my back to the photo>Apparantly, the top of my head is baldingNobody's ever mentioned this to me, I could have lived without knowing this.
>>199012387Modern men can hardly pass as adults
>>199012631A swan can seriously fuck you up. People tend to underestimate them because they are le beautiful birds, but they're usually aggressive assholes who can attack for no reason.
>>199012817A goose can fuck you up.
>>199014032Fuck off with your transactional relationships bullshit, if she didn't like his lifestyle she should have moved on long ago.
yesterday my coworker i've got a crush on called me, asked if i've been drinking yet, and then asked if i was hungry. she took me to her ghetto convenience store that sells seafood and bought us some fried catfish. i'm thinking i've got a friend
>>199015293Probably Irish Travellers to be honest. Anyone can be cruel to animals, but whenever several people are psychopathic enough to be cruel to animals in front of their friends without fear of judgement they're almost always Gypsies.
They're literally me but with better jobs, a 2 story home, loving wife and children and their hairline intact.
how do you guys have no friends?I want to talk to people but I have chronic depression so I know I will struggle with maintaining the relationship and I'm a NEET so I feel ashamed for myself and couldn't invite anyone over and also have no car. If you are not depressed and got decent job what is stopping you? There are books you can read to help you get social skills. Just practice it like any other skill.
>>199012572Average dog lover btw; astounding the amount of owners who's "special little boy/girl" is completely neglected and is treated with zero awareness to it's own needs and wants
>>199016134>I can't do this thing but for some reason I'm going to tell you that it's easydude what are you saying, wtf
>>199012656Don't blame the swan. Those things would happily eat a cygnet if they could.
>>199016172fuck off, it's just a bit of fun
>>199016134i've worked at several places, in my 30's now, and for once have a job where i get along with coworkers and talk outside of work. every tuesday me and this guy go out for $2 drinks at winghouse. he looks at the girls butts and talks sports, which i don't into, but we play cards and i say racist things he thinks are funny
>>199012387never watched kike cartoons so idc
>>199012653>a very large bird>which is a dinosaurNigger what
>>199014122A lot of people are allergic to hot pockets or vodka and many people can't really stand the guitar.That goes for everything, there will never be a case where everyone wants to do the exact same things.
>>199013411>its literally impossible to be "just friends" with a woman, ESPECIALLY if you are single and not getting any.You must be a teenager, I'm friends with multiple women and I don't catch feelings for them.>But what if I'm sexually attracted to them??!?!Then jerk off to them and realize no matter how beautiful they are, they take nasty shits and relationships cost time and money
>>199016382"no matter how hot she is there is some guy out there sick of her shit"i get along with some chicks but be honest, we'd all fuck them at least once if we could
>>199013620had everything that he didn't earn and lazing every day, nothing respectable about it. at least get a fucking hobby or a project going
>>199016548Enjoy slaving the rest of your life trying to get what he was born with
>>199016238All dog owners like this are narcissists
Is this why you're balding sedthing chuds? Because you have no friends or social life?Have you tried getting a job? Works wonders for getting back into the social pipeline.
>>199016641there's no way you're this stupid
>>199013042Hardcore small dick incel energy post.
>>199012572why do dog owners think their dogs are tough?
>>199016665You're right, you deserve to be alone. Now suffer in silence.
I'd say a woman's overall value drops about 15% with each man she's slept with, so by the time you get to 7 you're worthless
>>199012587>We both are marriedGay!
>>199016641>Having a job gets you friendsBehold, the dumbest anon on 4chan
>>199016172Sounds like my sister.
>>199016641
>>199016776Women tend to copy whatever the man they're sleeping with say
>>199016172in all fairness, dogs are worthless, just like people
>>199016812Erm... who hurt you, sweaty?
>>199016766It doess, unless you're such a disgusting unlikeable autistic person that your mother should've aborted you.
I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?
>>199012572This is what makes homosexuals. This behavior that women display. This right here. This fucks sons up.
>>199013265A goose can't crack dick with its wing. It wouldn't risk being crippled for life. It's a goose bird, not a dinosaur. We wouldn't let it roam around if it could body people and objects with its wings alone.
>>199013397Maybe it is, but it would be nice to be able to gather a bunch of friends to go on a hike or do a dumb road trip somewhere.
>>199016742
>>199015326Don't do that. Don't mock another man's bald. Never. You never know what you might bring on yourself or your generations.
>>199016893>t. guy so hard up for social interaction that he has to drop bait this desperate
>>199012474I have friends, they just ain't at work, desu.
>>199015781>I could have lived without knowing this.Like most people I'd imagine you're aware of your own bald. Feels like I'd be an asshole if I pointed it out to you. But the sooner you know the sooner you can take care of it as opposed to never knowing why people's eyes dart from your face to your hairline and back again.
>>199012822>trust fundSeth, just go ahead and an hero. The world will be a better place without you in it.
>>199017075>incel sunken so deep into his chuddy isolationism he thinks normal people don't exist
>military>military>military (kia)>moved to diff state>moved to diff state (and came as gay, saw FB pictures of him at a pride parade in leather bondage shit)>spiraled into drunk depression, also turned out to be gay. even worse, a pederast >got way too into drugs, started grooming little girls and is currently on a federal watchlist>prison>prison>dead (drug overdose)>dead (alcohol)yep. just me hangin in there still. itll happen to you too one day, kids
>>199014306Simp faggot, I hope you get divorce raped.
>>199013246I'm friends with a woman, and when we hang out she pays her own stuff or even invites me. I invite her too as often. I consider myself lucky.
I'm friends with women, but they're uglyand I've had sex with them already
>look like my friendsAt least one should be obese, one should be fat, and one should be dead.
>>199014112My grandpa is a widow and he's got no friends either. We bring him over for lunch every day so he's not so lonely but it makes me sad still. I'm also very similar to him so I expect I'll end up like that, except he was married at my age.
>>199017181Where does it all go so wrong? Why do we let the world break us? And even worse, we reinforce the corrupt world ourselves, so we break the new young people.
>>199012631that neck is all muscle
>>199017255You can't be friends with women until you fuck them. Once that's out of the way, you're good.
>>199017269Worst of all no kids so when you're old and sick there won't be any body to even invite you for lunch
>>199017339Yeah
>>199017269>My grandpa is a widowkinkyyy
>>199014861Blue and white? You mean jews?
>>199012839the writing style of these always gives it away as a fantasy
>10 years ago she was the girl you babysat >now she snapchats and sends bratty texts to you all the time trying to hang out
If you're 25 or older please make friends. as a carer I can't tell you how many people I have met or cared for who ended up with dementia/alzheimers in their early 50s and have no visitors, few/if any relatives and supposedly the early onset is caused by lack of social interactions and outgoingsvideo games are not a replacement for socialization
>>199017292Samsaras a bitch aint it
>>199017377what the fuck is thatAngelica?what the hell I want to FUCK
>>199017430People think I'm weird, and I am. Because I avoided people, because they think I'm weird, because I avoided people, because they think I'm weird.
>>199017481Some people just draw the short straw in life. At least when others start telling you what you're supposed to be doing to fix yourself you can take some satisfaction in knowing they have no idea what they're talking about.
>>199012654very based. I'll be your bud, anon. let's listen to merle or Jimmy Dean or Buck or some shit
>>199012631https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZXhV6s65xw
People often compliment me on being smart or knowing a lot but all I can ever think about is how much I don't know and how much of a fucking retard I am and how I've wasted what little shred of intelligence I was given. I only know things because I've read about them, not because I've experienced them myself. Everything I "know" is meaningless.People in general tend to enjoy speaking with me too. People give me their numbers so they can hang out or try to do other things with me but I never try to contact them. I always assume that everyone secretly despises me so I never try. In some rational part of my mind I know that they don't hate me but that part never wins.I really don't see any way out of this other than killing myself but I would hate to leave my family stuck with funeral bills and I know it would devastate my mom so I stay here for now. I know this reasoning won't last forever though.
>>199014306that's ok, anon. But don't consider yourself above this place just because you've managed to leave your house and do basic shit the majority of the population does with little effort.I have a girlfriend, a house, I'm what most would consider jacked, and I have no problems socializing. But I still agree with many takes on women in this thread.
>>199016203How was I blaming the swan?
>>199012474Im not hanging out with my friends at 8 am on a Friday
>>199017615man do I identify with this. I'm exactly smart enough to just know I'm an idiot and an asshole but not enough to do anything about it, and have had enough experience with people to know that they'll figure it eventually too.
>>199012572I was late to work once because of swans. The route I walked included a path along the side of a lake and a family of swans had decided to come out and block the whole area. They had infants with them too which made them even more scary. All I could do was sit and wait, until eventually a dude came along with a massive german shepherd and fucked them all off to let everyone through. Like a doggy Moses. My manager didn't think this was a valid reason for being late.
>>199017181Nice hair, fren
>>199012572I'm im awe of you. that thing looks like a drgaon. so cool. my bitch ass doberman would do the same thing and cower before it
>>199016340Birds are quite literally a subset of dinosaurs, taxonomically speaking, in the same way that humans are apes and apes are primates.
>>199017615Imposter Syndrome.
>>199014757Most do on average.
>>199012631It's the neck dude. A three foot long pole of sheer lean muscle, attached to an equally lean and muscular chest. I have no doubt a peck from one of those fuckers could fuck you up, even without a sharp beak.
>>199012531>i fail to see any downsideprobably the 3 active sex offender investigations into anon that keep coming up on the background check when he applies to wagie jobs once a month to keep the neetbux rolling in
I'm getting major incel vibes from this thread
>>199018094How awful for you
Shit thread full of zoomer retards. Kill youself.
>>199014112>identifying as a non adult You’re going to be so far into your life before you realize you’ve been a real person
>>199012456>yeah I’m only impressively tall and have the deep and sultry voice of a popular ASMR storyteller and hardcore erotic hip hop artist Sounds like you’re the same type of self-pitying chad, too.
>>199013100>drunk hicks, pajeet immigrants, and meth addictsBased, I love all of those.>t. drunk low class junkie who loves Indian food and culture.
>>199013100Get drunk, be a hick. It’s not that complicated
>>199012387f-friends?
>>199017088>Aware of your own bald. Not really. I knew I already had a big widow's peak, but not the backside too.
>>199012387The older you get, the more you hate people.The more you hate, the more you realize a solitary, hermit-type lifestyle whilst shitposting online is much more relaxing than dealing with IRL idiots.
>>199019174But what about the sex?
>not being married with kids>not having eternal college bros>not having eternal high school bros>not have work buddiesStep up faggots
>>199019199lmao, none of like you and your wife is cheating on you
>>199019174exactly. I still go for night walks with my headphones in every weekend and that's enough human interaction for me for a while. People are repulsive creatures. I'll be glad when my time on this planet is finished.
>>199019193>>>199019174 (You)>But what about the sex?Sexual reproduction in current year is mostly unnecessary for the following:1) Current year politics will corrupt your children (if you plan on having offspring); we've entered an era of decadence, so it's not worth a kid in this day and age when they'll just become another useful idiot over the long term.2) Relationships don't last as long as they used to.3) Women are far more mentally unstable than prior decades & aren't worth the trouble anymore.4) There's plenty of sperm + egg banks available.5) AI will make couples irrelevant.6) Advances in human cloning technology are shaping up nicely & will be available in a few more decades.Copulation is a biological antiquity of a bygone era. We, as a species, need to move on and begin accelerating gene splicing. It is the only viable option.
>>199012839It says a lot about women if there's any of them that are dumb enough to believe this larp
>>199012387my friends are fatter and drunker though
>>199014306I just come here because it's better than regular social media, occasionally funny and even more occasionally you read some nuggets of wisdom.Not every 4chan user is a basement dwelling incel.
>>199012414I'm 35 and have a family of my own. I still game online for an hour every few days with my best friend and use voice chat, and once a month ish see my other closest friend and their family. I consider them my only close friends, in part from 'growing apart' with other friend groups that I am happy to be free of. I don't do work friends at all, I wouldn't be able to relax knowing how easy I could ruin my career letting the essential facade elements down.
>>199012572Cool goose
>>199012387No friends here
>>199012387So they still look like adults?
>>199017615>but I would hate to leave my family stuck with funeral billsSo put aside money for the funeral. >>199017615>and I know it would devastate my momSuicide cancelled. Your issue is letting the process be a 'logical' one even though you've established your ability to reason is compromised. Just set the rule that you'll reach out to at least one person that week, or something similar.
>>199012387true
>>199012461I'm almost like that too. :/
>>199012387>time moves forwardswhoah crazy shit man
>>199019774true men
>>199017615Didn't need to read this so early in the day. Hits too close.
>>199017213Thats actually the sign of a true friendship.
>>199017339That sounds like a lot of us in 40,50, or 60 years. No, we're not going to find someone and turn it around, it's over.
>>199016046The Common Travel Area and it's consequences have been a disaster for the swan race.
>>199019774grim
>>199012414its impossible to make friends over 35.
>>199012631
>>199012387>>19901241437 and I have friends, but we don't hang out often because we all have families so we just talk in the phone or send memes back and forth. Plus my wife is fun so I usually just like hanging out with her anyway.
>>199019959Depends on your background. I'm from an ethnic Georgian background. MY older relatives who moved to the USA as adults in their 40's (many now in their 50s or 60s) have been able to make friends with other ethnic Georgians as well as ex-Soviet Russian language people and even some Americans. I think for American born people the culture is pretty atomizing and makes it hard to relate to people after college.
This thread has some unusually sad and deranged takes even by basketweaving standards. Anyway I haven't made a new friend for over a decade I think. I'm 30 now. Life past childhood is really just a long defeat
>>199019774>Q3A instead of UTgay.
>>199019980What are the little bits around where the corpse was? Mouse turds? Dead bugs?
I lost my remaining friends but it was entirely my fault. For a brief period in 2018, I acted like I was hot shit making grandiose plans and statements and basically insulted and pissed them all off. Then I crashed down and came back to my senses. I don't know what that shitshow trip was, allegedly it was the manic phase of bipolar and then the crash. Oh well. Hope it doesn't happen again.
>>199019959Just buy someone a beer at a bar.
Rugrats and their other shows were always so creepy and had pure evil energy behind them. This is why i watched anime instead.
>>199018094Wow, you don't say. /tv/ pretty much always has one incel thread going at all times. People around here grew up and most of us aren't that successful. A few have friends, but little to no money or property. Some who made it in the career world have no friends. A few have neither, very few actually did end up with a family and money. This has always been a place for losers, but things have gotten worse for men in the past 10-15 years.
>>199020000>>199019999
>>199020098No fuck you, every fucker I meet from this place is some kind of asshole
I have 1 adult male friend from high school and I see him once or twice a month
>told a female friend of 8 years I wanna date her>she stopped talking to me after thatwelp that's 8 years gone.
I'm 30 and have some friends from as early as elementary school, even kindergarten. I have a few friends from high school college, and church and most places I've worked at. I don't really talk to them, but somehow I know they are all my friends forever.
>>199020375Better than having feelings for her and never acting on it and silently living in hell. At a certain point you gotta be honest and if it doesn't work out, cut off all contact. Had to do that myself about a year ago. It sucked but it was necessary.
>>199020375Women are weird like that, even if you don't make it sexual they will still drop you. She could just say no and agree to forget your advance. I don't understand why they can't be friends knowing you feel a bit more strongly.
>>199012414>>199012509Based. I'm in my 30s and the only friends I like are some goofballs I met playing Siege almost right years ago at this point. The group is slowly dwindling but I still get on every Friday and Saturday to game with them. Other than that I dread any sort of socializing. It's just so performative and I always wish I were reading, napping, or anything else. My wife is salty that she doesn't have any friends but she makes no effort to actually find some through hobbies. Kid is on the way so my hope is that she will find other moms to bitch with soon enough.I agree though, after a full day of work I'm spent mentally and socially.
>>199020433>>199020420The worst part is that she's single and 30 years old, I thought we could try dating to see how it works out since we've been friends for so long and lonely but she just exited without saying anything.
ITT: using 4chan of all places for fucking therapy lmaoo
I started slowly drifting away from my best friend after he didn't make me his best man at his wedding. I didn't even make groomsmen. I was MC but it felt like a consolation prize I was offered because I suspect he felt bad for me. I considered him my best friend and yet I didn't even make his top 3. He was basically my primary link to my social circle so as contact with him dissipated it slowly faded with the rest of the group too.
>>199012631Swans can take out your eye with one pack if you were down low enough for whatever reasonTheir neck is muscular enough and their beak men’s they can do quite painful pecks at your legs and worst your balls
>>199020433Because they know a man can overpower and rape them at anytime, should he chose to do so. Even a small pale coworker with a coomerface.
>>199012414Nigga, that's why you drink
>>199020405Man, I wanna go to church but I just can't get into actually believing any of it. Also the only non liberal places here are either bad shit insane Pentecostal or only full of old people.
>>199020503I feel this way. Love the communal aspect of church but I'd feel like an utter fraud sitting through service now. I just don't have faith anymore.
>>199020480I'm sorry that happened to you. I hope she figures out that you're worth taking a chance on. After an 8 year vetting process she should know you are safe and kind. I guess like many women she probably has a bunch of guys pursuing her anyway.
>>199020542You're a nice person.
>>199020574thanks man
>>199020549Pretty much this. I go for a few services per year but I can't fathom getting confirmed or actually doing anything beyond enjoying the good tunes. >>199020480Heart goes out to you, bro. Maybe she'll come around? Any signs of taking to you at all? Maybe this board needs an over 30 years old general...
>>199014364Male "friends" also do this
>>199020688NP, something happened in the last 15 years where it got really difficult for guys to be in relationships. It's weird to think so many men are single and sexless and that it's not going to get better, but here we are.
>>199012839>first thing she mentions is his height
>>199012387I don't have friends.Other people cause problems.
>>199012523If you're in your 30's just hit up a prostitute. Locally or abroad. If you have a couple thousand saved then you can do Thailand. If you think you're no good as a man, these night-women have had 100 times worse.Although the sex will leave you yearning for a real relationship. Sex is nice but have a girl to support and love you is better.
>>199020745I'm religiously opposed to that. If it ever happend it will only be in marriage or to someone I am engaged to.
>>199020768Which religion do you follow that forbids prostitution?
Dropped my closest friend when I bought a house and the first thing he did was immediately call his bank and brag to me he could afford a more expensive house. He didn’t look for a house or buy one or anything, he just got pissy I had something he didn’t, and felt the need to try and defeat or undermine me. Now I’ve come into a lot of money and I’m really glad I’ve stopped talking to him because I’m sure would try to insult me for having it and never get over it. Dude spent most of his life being a self-pitying depressed gamer who hates everyone because they have shit he doesn’t, then when he starts making $80k~/year he immediately starts calling everyone a loser and starts telling me my life is a mess, this when I had just bought a house. I’m glad I no longer have to deal with some guy getting lonely and spamming the word nigger to my phone from midnight to 4am while constantly telling me whenever he’s horny or has masturbated. It wasn’t really a formal end of friendship either, I just realized I don’t have to respond to him when I don’t want to, and it turned out I never really wanted to talk to him
>>199020768Man just get over it. It doesn’t have to be a prostitute but cherishing your virginity at that age is just ridiculous
>>199020777Christianity.
>mid 20s>hikikomori incel NEET with only a single discord friend>gonna return to college to finish my degree>last chance to really have a social lifeAny tips?I'm gonna unironically give it my all to be a normie for just once before the opportunity disappears forever
>>199020972Just shoot your shot with people. If things go well great, if not then you won't ever see them again after a few weeks. Depends on the size of campus though.
>>199021032Massive state school with 10k+ peopleAt this point apathy is replacing my social anxiety. Most interactions have 0 consequences so why worry
>>199020972Watch yesman and do everything in that movie. Say yes to everything. You'll never know what's gonna happen and it's your last chance before it's too late.
>>199020972I completely failed to make lasting friends in uni but looking back all i probably had to do was identify things i liked and join the corresponding clubs
>>199019980u dun it now arry pohah
>>199021075I remember my 2 chad roommates kept inviting me out to the club and I kept saying noin hindsight i don't know why the fuck I turned them down, its really not worth ignoring offers
Unsolicited advice:Getting friends:- work a shitty job part time( fast food, grocery ect) you will bond with other people over work. You’re not there for the money but to socialize, look at it that way.- get hobbies: I’ve made lots of friends over games of magic or warhammer. Even if it isn’t your thing it’s great to talk to other peopleWomen are the enemy: if you have this mindset you will fail. Women aren’t perfect, but assuming that every woman is a gold digging roastie or some of the other shit I see parroted on here is not healthy. Dating apps exist. This isn’t 1920. It’s on you to face your fears. And that doesn’t mean it’s easy. It can be a grind, but if you put in the time you will have results eventuallyI am balding have erecticle dysfunction/ drink1. Most women don’t care if you are bald. They know they aren’t perfect themselves and often just want someone to talk to.2. Porn is the devil id say, and if you legitimately have that problem medication can be easily obtained to remedy that.3. Alcohol is a depressant it will never improve your situation drinking daily. Not that it’s easy but bad habits can always be replaced with good habits like excercise, which will give you a high that is natural and healthyThat’s all I’ve got for you
>>199020375>tried to start something with an ugly-ish autistic girl i was friends with>she said she didn't want to date anyone she was friends with first>she then turned around and dated one of her chad friendsIn the end he broke her heart and she got fat as fuck and then got diabetes lol dumb bitch
>>199021064That's the right attitude then. I went to a large school and a very small school and honestly wish I only ever went to a large school where apathy is the best policy. You can make friends and find women a lot easier when you just don't care or have to worry about seeing them every day like you do with a small campus.
>>199021232I'd say "when will they learn" but we know they won't.
>>199012414I held onto a few good ones since childhood thank God l.
>>199020840Prostitution isn't restricted or considered a sin in Christianity and all prostitutes that believe in God are considered perfectly fine and able to access the Kingdom of Heaven. Pretty sure Jesus mentions them in the same breath as tax collectors, lol.
>>199020840You don't have to have sex with whores, but I'm letting you know you're in a cult.
>>199021321Not that anon, but I think I'd become OBSESSED with her, especially if she was my first time.
>>199021476Can't say. I'd been with quite a few women before my first prostitute but I certainly didn't become obsessed with her, or any of the subsequent ones. They're very easy to talk to though.
>>199012414That's sad. Why do you think that is?
>>199020473>Kid is on the way so my hope is that she will find other moms to bitch with soon enough.That'll fix her. If that's how she feels, that will bring her world to life. 'Lack of' will no longer be something she has to worry about for some decades. She's gonna love it.
>>199021476You’re telling me you’re worried you can’t emotionally handle sex. That you really think having it will turn you obsessive. Get a grip man
