Why does nobody swear in this show?House just killed Wilson's girlfriend and all he can do is call him an ass
>>199015580now they can broadcast it before any type of watershed,
>>199015580because it was a primetime network show in the 00s
Why is his name house? He's not a house he's a guy
>>199015580Because swearing is the unskilled writer's substitute for well thought-out humour.
>>199015647shut the fuck up, nerd
>>199015647Sometimes people deserved to be called fucktards
>>199015622But it's got constant sex, genital jokes, drug abuse, suicides, guns, and all sorts of other bullshit that I'm forgetting but a lil fuck is too much?
>>199015820I had sex with your wife.
>>199015634Because he ends up driving into Cuddy's house
>>199016844BRAVO
everybody fucking lies
>>199016822my wife is a man
>>199015580house didnt kill her though
>he didn't call foreman nigger or sambo even onceHouse is just an inconsistently written character
>>199015580I WANT TO FUCK MASTERS
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>>199018114He put her on that bus
>>199018442Dont we all
>>199015580I watched a little bit of this and every episode seems to be exactly the same>I know what's wrong!>almost kills patient because the diagnosis was wrong>now i know whats wrong>no you dont this one is right>patient is saved and all is good in the worldand the interpersonal drama that happens was fuckin gay too
>>199015580MORE HOUSE BITES
>>199019532Why does it feel like zoomers don't even know what a procedural is
>>199015580its cheaper than to hire someone to press the censor button
Okay this made me decide to watch this for the first time. The piss filter is jarring, I hope it's dropped after the pilot
>>199020708It not having swears made you decide to watch it?
>>199020708It actually does get dropped after the pilot
>>199015580The whole point is witty dialogue>fuck shit muh dick that ain't it.>Yeah, probably got restless and shifted one hemisphere of his brain to a more comfortable position - kino>Foreman, you stupid nigger that's wrong. - cringe
>>199019532this vexes me
>>199021633There are many lines of dialogue that aren't in any way witty and are just blunt insults, cheapened by the fact the dialogue is forced to be PG
>>199021683Such as? I believe you, I just don't remember any. It's usually House slinging mud and he knows how to turn a phrase.
>>199021749House calling someone a hypocrite, Wilson calling House an ass, many instances of House being called a jerk There are a lot of moments that feel like they deserve the N bomb but the writing doesn't allow it
>>199021811>House calling someone a hypocrite,>Sweating at sick peoplekek, do doctors really? I agree Wilson could have been more aggressive in his dialogue because they're equals and it would add rather than substract. R-Rated House is one kickstarter away. Hire Hugh Laurie and the cast for a pilot. Shoot it, ship to HBO or Netflix.
>>199021914swearing*
Foreman is a nigger...
Taub is a filthy kike
Chase is a nonce and probably a faget in denials (like all pedo)
>>199015647It's the mark of a child, swearing too much.
>>199019532>he did the meme as if he discoved it>Zoomie zoom
>>199021914"You're an ass" is usually enough but sometimes House does some psychotic shit like trying to break up Wilson's relationships or fuck up attempts at new ones and he really deserves a little bit more
>>199022227When he roofied Wilson to stop him from ruining his career a pop off then would have been legendary.
>>199019532>patient is saved and all is good in the worldIf only, House performs an autopsy in a newborn baby to save another baby. Sometimes they're too late
>>199022490That was literally a 50/50 coin flip. He wasn't late that was literally the plan. People sleep on how far House is willing to go to satiate his autism.
>>199022525That was just house utalitarianmaxing, there was no way to save all the children
>>199022571Convenient. Would he not do the same with two babies rather than 6?
>>199015580I actually enjoy it. Higher class people don't curse much so it elevates the show in many ways. I wouldn't mind a few cuss words here and there but too many brings the entire atmosphere of a show down.
>>199022525I'm saying not all the episodes have a happy ending. It would had been more brutal if the baby that died was the one in the beginning tho, instead of the other baby that appears in the middle of the episode
>>199022689Condemning a baby to die is pretty brutal. I agree with you, this is just a bit of autistic minutia from the show.
>>199015634Because Sherlock Holmes (House) and Watson (Wilson)
>>199016654Yes. It was broadcast TV so the FCC had a legal mandate to censor hard swearing. It was a very archaic system system even at the time.
>>199022490
>>199023024Fuck it, I am running it back. Nothing better is on anyways.
>>199015632>can't say fuck
>>199015632>can have a 3 minute rant by cameron about how sex can kill you >can't say fuck
>>199017089kek
>>199022846damn that's some genius writing right there. what a clever show. classy too
>>199022174>This vexes me>>>/wsg/5544251
>>199017089>house written by vivziepop
>>199022846
>when the patient thanks god
>I'm sorry but the only way to cure your ass cancer is to have a bunch of cum..in your ass..>But House! This is what started it in the first place!>No. It started because the patient browsed /tv/ all day long. The proteins in my semen will actually cure him. Now spread your buns.
>>199025094I forbid this, 30 hours of clinic duty
>Your Jewish show runners create another Christian attack episode and drive your fan base away
>>199025147Isn't Chase catholic? Big love was also a nice character despite being a Mormon. I don't think you were supposed to think that House was right when he was breaking balls about his faith.
>>199025147>it's a character hates religion but only the christians feel personally attacked episode very frequent, this one
>>199025238> Big love was also a nice characterWhy did they write him out? I'd rather him than Cuckner
>>199025288A mormon character is inherently a gimmick, you can't dedicate whole seasons to that shit
foeman you fucking nigger, you chicken wing eating, watermelon slurping, kool aid drinking, faggot fucking ape, go get the patient an MRI
>>199025282remember that gypsy family episode?
>>199025282Episodes pacifically attack Christians and only Christians the entire show run
>>199025328There was an episode dedicated to House seething about jews and mormons too
>that scene where House completely halts the DDX until Taub acknowledges that 6 million seems like a little much
>>1990253521 episode wow
>>199025328>only le Christians>>199021621
>>199025320trying too hard anon, House uses subtle and witty stereotypes
>>199025328jewish falseflag to make Christians seem insecure
>>199025436Yeah but this is an R rated House thread
>>199024929where's the jermaface?
>>199025440I'm just pointing out why the vast majority of America doesn't widely regard this series
>>199025488It was the most popular show running for all 8 of its seasons retard-kun
>>199025507Barely mentioned by anyone today.
>>199025521Neither is Lost, not really much of a point is it retard-kun
>>199019532I mean that is the point with these kinds of shows, you can jump in at any time and not be utterly confused as to what is going on and still enjoy it.
>>199015580Imagine house as an HBO show
>>199025521There's a thread about this show like every day, 15 years later
But what happened to Wilson's cat???
>>199025587>13 lezzes out with a hot (because it's still the 2000s) actress for 5 minutes every episode
My leg fucking hurts
>>199025654>tfw hector leaves
sex with Odette
>>199026167best girl
>>199015647indeed, which is why the big bang theory is the greatest comedy of all time
>>199016844>now ill teach them why they call me Dr House...
>>199019630procedural tiktoks
>>199026344>*ac/dc boomer rock starts playing*
>>199026344>is under house arrest during season 8 BRAVO SHORE
did any other anons go through an edgy, I'm so logical phase watching House when it aired? I remember when an adult figure in my life asked if I was suicidal I said "no because it's illogical" kek
>>199026949it's not a phase, mom
>>199026807to Dr.House, house arrest is simply just arrest
>>199026949yeah I was a real prick after watching house
>>199027246Don’t worry about it, you were a real prick before watching House too
>>199027313Zoomers have no idea how you could just be this giant obnoxious reddit asshat and chicks loved it because they thought you were brilliant and misunderstood like House.
>>199019532>patient is saved and all is goodNigga, the hobo widow dies from rabies in S1.
>>199027344You can do that now if your snark is actually good
>>199026949no, I was that already. Ask about hypochondria though...
>>199027409rabbies is not curable, dont a bunch of people die too from rabbies in Scrubs?
>>199027437Not really.
>>199027437It’s impossible. All of House’s lines were written by screenwriters who took hours to conjure House’s witty lines.It is impossible to be as speedily witty as House consistently
>>199027505I've met some people capable of similar wit, although I'm sure a lot of them practice those lines in the shower
>>199028524Really? Can you give me the number of those shower-practicing masters of wit?
>>199028592No I will not give you my number you little scoundrel.But it sure doesnt work on women, being witty and quick only makes you seem autistic because being able to pull references and jokes from thin air is like a threat to weak minds.
>>199025328>pacificallyyou clearly haven't watched the show, House is a raging atheist against all religions.
>>199028592Maybe I'm misremembering, but are many of House's jokes that intricate? It's a lot of stereotype gags, house saying he's not doing something while doing that thing, references to early 20s pop culture, describing Cuddy's ass as large. I'm sure with a bit of practice you can get at least some of those down.
>>199028751>Can you be a bigger ass right now?>Can you have a bigger ass right now?As long as you dont filter yourself and is okay with being written up for sexual harassment, its very easy to have "good" comebacks
>>199026167muh dick
>>199019630>americans pretending that watching the same shit plot for 8 seasons is enjoyable entertainment.
>>1990294338 seasons took literally 8 years back then, with unskippable ads. In binge form this show is both mind-numbing and pornographic
>>199028751Wilson has the more intricate lines I think, my favorite is the one about bombing Dresden
>>199029433>European pretending procedurals are exclusive to america
>>199015580To be frank he was kind of an ass...
>>199029433Plotfags are midwits masquerading as intellectuals
>>199019532>>I know what's wrong!>>almost kills patient because the diagnosis was wrong>>now i know whats wrong>>no you dont this one is right>>patient is saved and all is good in the worldkino...
>>199030907>polschizophrenia out of nowhere touch grass
>>199031747based dyslexic
