So he just gets to make up new powers whenever he wants?
>>199017783The second Superman was a borderline spoof! By the 3rd one it was all goof ball my dog eat laser-tier.
>>199017783The best one is rebuilding the great wall of china with his eyes
He wouldn't be very super if he couldn't.
One superhero gets to do whatever he wants. Might as well be SUPERman
>>199017783Is that a power? Seems more like Kryptonian clothing technology.
>>199017783Silver age Superman was ridiculous
>>199018257Who would win?
>>199018275If Stardust has no kryptonite on him fuggetaboutit
>>199018275Consequences will never be the same again
Should a DC comic be about a detective?
>>199017783They wanted him to have gadgets like Batman so they could sell toys that launch something
>>199018275Did Stardust ever fight a super villain? It seems like he only encounters normal assholes.
>>199018427Yeah, a dude named the Super Fiend
>>199018275Who?
>>199018275Superman pulled this with Nick O’Teen
>>199017783pre-Crisis Superman ain't gotta splain sheeeeit
>>199017802Richard Lester nonsense. Why is this English boy in some redneck US town?
>>199018385>tfw no 80s TV show where Superman loses his powers and becomes a private detective
>>199020416>shoots another version of himself put of his handNow this is just too much
>>199018257We will never get a true Superman movie
>>199018275>Stardust the Super Wizard>Wizardyeah
>>199020585We sneed to get back to the discipline of making ridiculous attention-getting covers and having the entire comic be some bullshit explanation of how that cover scene happens
A minor inconvenience.
>>199018257>throw pepper at superman>destroy the universe
>not watching the donner cut
>>199017783Reminder that Superman killed Zod in this movie (while smiling) but fans don't bitch about it.
>>199022823The face Lois makes lol
>>199023220He killed Zod in the comics too.
>>199023220>Arctic police
>>199018275>dead eyed gigachad caricature that calls people racist slurs before brutally murdering themHe really needs a movie already
>>199019882I really can’t argue with his logic.
>>199023725He kills, like, alt-universe Zod and Russian Zod, but not post-Crisis real Zod iirc
>>199024287Should be animated
>>199024287Um wait a second, why does the US economy need GOLD when the Federal Reserve can print as many Federal Reserve debt notes as is required?
>>199017802i like superman 3
>>199023725>>199024618In the 80s he executed the Zod and his cronies from an alternate reality after they had literally killed every human on that Earth. It was a controversial story at the time. John Byrne apparently wrote it because he was pissed that DC hired him to revamp Superman after Crisis but didn't give him freedom to actually do the shit he wanted.
>>199017783Pretty much. The Christopher Reeve Superman movies feel like adaptations of the Silver Age comics.
>>199026091> last woman that can stand up to your pounding offers to be your sex doll for life> kill her anyway what a dummie
>>199017783Yes. Superman has always been able to just make up new powers. Can jump really high, fuck it, he can just fly. X-ray vision? How about laser vision. Strong breath...fuck it, ice breath.
>>199018275Stardust once turned a villain into just a head, then took that head to a planet of headless beings they threw it at one of them causing the head to be absorbed. That's the completely incomprehensible code of mortality and justice that Stardust follows. Superman has no chance in hell.
>>199027155Superman is devoted to only one woman. He's a true hero.
>>199021778>when you shitpost so much your autocomplete adds new words to the dictionary
>>199027662this is actually horrifying
>>199028300I’ll have you know I consciously wrote sneed there
>>199024767>Why does Tom want to own things when Bill, his boss, can print out photos of things?
>>199026091>oy vey remember the shoah
>>199024785spiders are insects after all
>>199030461>spiders are insects
>>199018257
>hate capeshit>Still try to give you capeshitter fags the benefit of the doubt>An entire thread recommended this as the best superman comic>Gave it a try>It's just utterly fucking retarded >Ends with superman killing himself because he had to kill some multidimensional demon from destroying the galaxy and superman isn't allowed to kill and killing some literal demon is so fucking wrongNever listening to you retards again
>>199029596I honestly don't know if that's better or worse.
>>199017783the original comics were retarded as hell. he could create mini superman out of thin air, and that mini superman could create an even tinier superman....
>>199024785is she the love child of spiderman and superman ?
>>199018275he's a wizard and supes is fucked against magic
>>199024287that's an octopus??
>>199030873My only problem is the weird tone shift, it goes from all of superman's friends dying, to him winking to the camera within the span of a few pages
>>199031652I'm just confused how anyone treats superman like some golden goose. It's fucking dogshit. And when the movies rightfully flop the dozen or so superman fans act shocked like "HOW CAN CAPTAIN AMERICA BE MORE POPULAR, SUPERMAN IS THE BEST SUPERHERO".
>>199032046Anyone who praises comic books is a retard, they're mostly bad with sparse instances of decent writing in-between. And the new Superman movie is a modern capeshit movie so it's most likely going to be shit regardless of which character it's based on.
>>199026146love her nudes
>>199018257SuperChad
>>199030873I have never liked this story. I feel like people think they should like it just because it's Alan Moore
>>199017783in the comics he could shit out little supermen to like do his taxes and answer phone calls and stuff I am not even kidding
>>199020416I love the "History of Krypton" comic series where Superman found out Krypton's past by building a device that bundled photons from across thousands of light years and then used super lip-reading to hear what they were talking about.
>>199017783What's the point of having super advanced Kryptonion technology if you can't use it?
>>199017783I've only seen this in Family Guy skit form and wondered if it was real
>>199022823>>199023698Even Lois don't know what the fuck just happened.Hell, the other kryptonian is wondering what the fuck was that.
>>199033617Would super man starve if he didn't eat?
What's funny is that in both the Richard Donner's cut and Richard Lester's cut Superman throw the kryptonian villains all over the place wrecking buildings and such, without caring much about the people in their way, and you've Superman giving up on being a hero so he can PLAP Lois Lane.Both in Donner's cut and Lester's cut Superman is bullied by some hicks when he was powerless, but after he gets his powers he wrecks them.Both in Donner's cut and Lester's cut Superman gleefully torture the kryptonian villains after taking away their powrs.And in Lester's cut Superman straight murders General Zod after taking away his powers.But Superman fanboys still give MoS shit for the same things, even if MoS Superman was way less vindictive and reckless.
>>199027155Unlike the superwhore Ursa from the movie, Zaora/Faora's a literal man-hater. He didn't actually know this here because they're from another universe but he most likely dodged a bullet.
>>199029426>What are you going to do me?>Plentyholy fucking kino
This is Superman to me.My first exposure to Superman.The one I grew up with.The gold standard I measure every other Superman against.
>>199033718Shit me up as a kid seeing it on television.
>>199029426lmao
>>199017802All of the Clark and Lana Lang scenes were kino. Superman III is by far the best cinematic Clark we've had, and having Lana as another love interest who's more interested in Clark was a great decision.https://youtu.be/9qQzrjT8FbY?si=h31RIvRnHdsqGXZG
>>199030873>Ends with superman killing himselfDumb nigger, he didn't kill himself, just removed his powers. He's Lois' husband.
>>199034183The ending when Lois Lane comes back from holidays and Lana is there was top fucking kek
>>199024287god I really wish we could return to media being openly racist for humor purposes
>>199018257>flew to a different universewhat the fuck HOW
>>199020416he couldn't do any of this shit when they met him in infinite crisis
>>199034467Because that shit sucked.
>>199029426>hugest giant in the universeHe's not that big
>>199034007>They're not real women>And you weren't really Superman>I Know, I was playing pretendAbsolutely based mad lad
>>199034490it would've helped him not get his ass kicked though
>>199020416>batfags would have you believe Bruce stands a chance against this guy
>>199029426daffuq
>>199029426what a prick
>>199022823why does he keep flying into it? why is Lois surprised every time?
>>199035764Do you know the definition of insanity? The villian is clearly a madman
>>199034429I assume it was meant to say solar system and they didn't proof read it properlyNow why not go between solar systems or even better between galaxies? Well I guess the sneeze would just keep going until it hit something far in the future but the same is true of the bits that don't hit anything as is, supes would need to go back and collect it all
>>199036047Actually it was probably meant to be galaxy rather than system
>>199024767You are asking too many questions that shouldn't even be in your brain. Stop.
>>199020416>bottom left>"his midget"
>>199018257>Flies to a dead solar system so his sneeze won't kill anything>The vast majority of a solar system has no planets>The north and south poles of it have none at all>The vast majority of a galaxy has no solar systems>The vast majority of a universe has no galaxies, and there are 2 trillion galaxiesThis is like Superman smashing the train instead of flying the kid out of the way.
>>199034648Lois was just dreaming here. Clark got her coffee.
>>199027662What in the fuck O_O that freak scares the shit out of me
>>199033617holy shit that last superman panel is such a chad
>>199027662>Stardust stories followed a tried-and-true formula. The Super Wizard would use his omniscient powers to eavesdrop on criminals plotting a crime. The main villain would describe his grandiose plan (e.g. to commit genocide, lay waste to a city, destroy democracy, etc.). Stardust would pontificate on how evil the villain's plans were but did nothing to prevent them. The villain would then put his plan into action, and many people were either killed or forced to flee. When Stardust arrived on the scene, he would verbally berate the villains and then set into motion a series of increasingly bizarre and violent acts of revenge against the evildoers, often turning their own schemes against them. When the dust cleared, the citizenry would often bemoan the fact that they were unable to thank their hero who had already flown back to his secret headquarters in the stars.This guy sounds awesome
>>199029426>>199020585>>199020416>>199024287>>199018257I can see now why manga mogs amerimutt comics so hard
Superman should literally just have the power of imagination like Bugs Bunny
>>199017783>So he just gets to make up new powers whenever he wants?WHAT A JOKE
>>199034657He looks like a pretty big guy to me
>>199037537Don't disrespect stardust
>>199020416
>>199027432You forgot super speed, extreme hearing, and can travel in time.
>>199030873Somebody bamboozled you. All you need to read is Watchmen, Dark Knight Returns, and Kingdom Come.
>>199038560Fridge the midge.
>>199038877Those are 2d four color kino choices.
>>199020416So Superman can make tulpas? Big deal!
>>199039901It's an astral projection, not an imaginary friend.
>>199017783Shit like this is the difference between capeshit and capekino, you'll never understand.
>>199033834>even if MoS Superman was way less vindictive and reckless.He crashed Zod's ship through at least 30 skyscrapers
>>199038803In the comics it's generally explained he picks up certain types of radiation and his bodies cells and store it. It can be converted into teletactile force so when he catches people after they fall it doesn't splat or how he can hold a pencil and move a black hole. He can fire it out through his eyes. He's basically a god tier internal telekinetic with cyclops powers. With the field it picks up sounds which are just vibrations hitting it, and with his body picking up types of radiation he can see all the types including x rays, gamma, infrared. More or less super only stopped holding back 4 times. Darkseid once, doomsday twice and against a couple dozen kryptonians. Batman even says he's a better fighter than me. It's his kryptonian violent side. Kind of gives him a berserker thing. The movies still haven't hit it right yet. A recent show got it.
>>199018257This would reduce Goku to atoms btw
>>199029426THIS IS THE MOVIE WE NEED
>>199034007see>>199032310
>>199023220UM ACKSHULY only in theatrical cut, in the Donner Cut Zod and co survive
>>199040762>>199038803Time travel is also just an extension of his super speed per DC time travel rules, though he hasn't been able to do that since Crisis
>>199017802III is fun and IV is the only good one.
>>199017783>makes a bunch of clones of himself>some are holograms that you pass through>some are ice statuesLiterally two identical powers used seconds from eachother
>>199020585We got the Fleischer cartoons and they're basically perfect. Might actually be a better format for Superman since they're short and episodic
>>199032310>disguises himself>still wears a giant S on his shirt
>>199027662>>199029426For me, it's that issue of Swamp Thing where he winds up on an alien planet made of sentient plant life and before he realizes it he makes a body out of the available plant tissue like he always does. So basically their bodies become grotesquely contorted into some kind of horrifying amalgam where they all retain their individual consciousness but start bleeding into each other's minds and he's so overwhelmed by it he just kind of goes berserk because it's like instant schizophrenia
>>199017783Maybe that's his super-power?
>>199029426How is the head talking if it has no lungs?
>>199029426the star dust creator was mentally ill. just like all great artists.
>>199018257>>199018275Wonderman mogshttps://youtu.be/Zj9akZLbcAA?si=DOZ3P-5P9SR-1qPG
>>199017783If you actually think about it, Superman should have way more crazeh gadgets and technology. He has access to the Kryptonian archives and their tech was extremely advanced. Maybe he's just reluctant to use too much of it on Earth. Like a prime directive sort of thing.
>>199044367kek it's kino!
>>199044418FUCK OFF BASKIN ROBERTS WILL NEVER BE A MEME
>>199044367Nah, not really. Wonderman is done intentionally, it's a parody. Stardust is a completely and honest work - not even a critique or a deconstruction like Dredd or anything similar. Stardust is an actual crazy sociopathic superhero with an arbitrary black/white moral code played completely straight, and written by a crazy drunk bastard that ended up a crazy hobo and died in the streets.
>>199044787For me? It's Fantomah
>>199044355>>199044787You guys ever hear of that Henry Darger dude
>>199032310Kino
>>199042808the S stands for "so sorry, chorry"
>>199029426>>199043073Kino
>>199034648To be fair she did just run in and butt into their conversation.
>>199043073Great shit.
>>199042484I have had many homosexual thoughts about this man
