>>199018000I would like to know if there's an abridged version without all the bad acting, fan bait, poor writing and shitty cgi
>>199018000I laugh out loud every time this scene happens when I rewatch the extended versions of the hobbit movies
>>199018000What the fuck were they thinking?
>>199018000Jackson may have gone a bit too far in some places
>>199018076Kek, I remember somebody did that with Phantom Menace
>>199018076Someone made a cut called the Tolkien cut or Tolkien edit. It removes a lot of BS from the film, but I believe it was only available in 720.
>>199018000A longer, more painful, inexplicably far bloodier turd. Any doctor can tell you, though they shouldn’t need to, that’s not a good thing.
>>199018000Just as Eru sang it
>>199018076M4 book fanedit might be what you want
>>199018000These hobbit movies had this weird "dream' like filter on them that I hated.
>>199018000show me the extended cut where tauriel gets gangbanged by the "dwarves" and i will consume the slop
>>199019611https://m4-studios.github.io/hobbitbookedit/Here's link with pages of changelogs and shit
>>199018095>when I rewatch the extended versions of the hobbit moviesWhy?
>>199018813The Ainur sang it, pleb
Why does it look like the camera was smeared with Vaseline?
>>199020312I like them. I don’t have to justify why. I enjoy the less serious tone of them compared to lotr and I think everyone is being overly dramatic about how shitty they are just to one up each other on being the biggest crybaby.
>Frodo, did I ever tell you about Alfrid Lickspittle? He was a servant to the Master of Laketown in TA 2941, and later assisted Bard during The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies. He had more screentime than me and Gandalf. He was created by Peter Jackson and was basically a clone of Wormtongue. He later dresses as a woman and hides in a catapult attached to a dead Troll. However, one of Alfrid's coins slips off his corset and falls on the catapult lever. The coin acts as counterweight, throwing Alfrid inside the troll's mouth. Both Alfrid and the troll are asphyxiated. He was a good friend.
why did the big bastard die? gold allergy?
>>199020403>I don’t have to justify why.Wrong again.
>I like them. I don’t have to justify why.
>>199020513Lmao.
>>199021366Thanks for backing me up King!
Will the Hunt for Gollum be done in the same outlandishly insane, over-the-top, theme park, fantastical, overblown style?
>>199021864It’s directed by Andy Serkis, not Jackson
Something kind of based about how absolutely retarded some of the scenes Jackson threw in these movies were.
>>199021994I’ve been saying it for years now. The barrel sequence is so retarded that it comes full circle and becomes kino.I will never not laugh at Legolas jumping on the dwarfs heads while firing arrows at orcs.
