Legobros it's fucking OVER. Finished. Concluded. Done for. prev >>200475848
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Cute and canon!
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Eggon saviour of Westeros arch
BREAKING NEWS ALERT Ryan condol used the word “chuddy” in an interview today at Entertainment Weekly.> EW interviewer: fans have been wondering how it is, that criston cole seems to be constantly making mistakes, yet he keeps getting promoted and failing upward>Ryan: yes just like how it works with many white male chuddys today, it worked like that in the past as well, but things may change for cole, chuds usually get what they deserve in the end
I can't believe the hack said it was Erryk that died last.
what does helaena smell like
100% pure Crownlander phenotype
In another time, mayhaps...
>>200482955The future.
You can tell this show is written more for Women than GoT
Can I get a quick rundown on why anybody is supporting lesbo queen? I thought it was implied she had superior leadership capabilities but so far all we've seen her do is cry get over the top emotional and blame others for everything.
>>200482787>Fire from the skyWhat did he mean by that?
>>200483151He has a dragon
do people unironically like alicent? i didnt pay attention to her in s1 but in s2e1 when shes bathing she reads her line like shes a twitter activist>like can you please stop????and that immediately put my guard up. rhaenyra is the one that seems more like a typical fantasy character, and not the OC of some twitter feminoid.
Post them
>>200483079Support from people irl, or from people in the setting? The nobles that support her are doing so because they swore an oath to in season one. I don't know why any of the peasants would support her. As for real people, they just love a whore.
This show is so lucky it has a bunch of great actors in it. They really do help to hide the dumb plot and dialogue at times.
>>200483170Yeah but it's a pretty weird way to say that you're going to burn people. I like it though, sounds kino
>>200483079One of those shows where characters like Rhaenys sit around telling us that she has superior leadership abilities whilst failing to actually show us that with her actions
>>200483079shes a better woman actor than most in the show, so its not like she has competition. but in terms of the actual character i guess the idea is that she's the extension of viserys who's the book's/story's main character in s1, and viserys is meant to be charismatic but also a total fuckup as a leader
>Screw over everyone around you>Get almost your entire family killed>End up with nothing
Why do the king's guard wear elaborate replica armor that can still be pierced with a sword?
>>200483196>>200483012Alicent was just an innocent girl who became Queen at age 15 because her best friend was a whore.And when she gave the King 3 sons, heirs, he chose to ignore them in favour of his eldest daugher. Basically reducing Alicent to being a cheap broodmare who'd never be more than the Kings squeeze.Yet when she demands that her children are given their rightful inheritance, she is depicted as a grasping witch.
>>200483079Everyone involved in this war sucks as a leader but Aegon III, the best king they ever had came from her womb so she's the best choice by technicality.
>>200483196Yeah I think Rhaenyras actor is absolutely killing it as her character. Its hard to like Alicent when she practically started this war with her selfish desire to put her son on the throne.
I cannot wait for punished Aegon. Last salvation for Greenbros.
>>200482967
>>200483419You want to put this thing in charge?
>>200483523No, the guy behind him
Was that retarded twin fight scene something that was in the books or did HBO just make that up to be extra retarded?
>>200483419>Aegon III>best king they ever had
>>200483523>this thing A cute little white kid? Yeah sure
>>200483327All armor can be pierced with a sword, its meant to deflect mostly glancing hits that would otherwise wound you. But if you allow the opponent to land a full force thrust or slash on you, you're fucking dead or seriously injured, it always worked this way.
>>200483580That shit was kino
>>200483580No it happened in the book. The sudoku was added, in the book's numerous tellings they just mortally wounded each other.
>>200483327armor doesnt give you immunity to swords and axes anon
>>200483489Leaks have said that he dies at rooks rest after aemond purposely sabotages it and kills him, and his last words are “I shouldn’t have gone against the one true…. Queen.”
>>200483377>>200483421i understood that in terms of the succession alicent's faction is in legal rights to it, so i'm supporting them but i don't like any of the characters in their court besides otto and the budget littlefinger character. meanwhile rhaenyra is a much more enjoyable character to watch because her actress can act better.
Hey YOU! Yes...youimagine how Alicent's armpits smell likeimagine how Helaena's armpits smell likeimagine how Rhaenyra's armpits smell like
>>200483657>>200483616Fucking midwits everywhere. A couple of inches with both hands on a stationary target. Not two feet out the back of two plates from an exhausted man.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcXd3upAF8A
>>200483580No, but it was the opposite in the books. Songs and legends tell how the brothers died in each other's arms after declaring their love, but in reality Arryk died first and Erryk lingered on for 6 days before passing, cursing his traitor brother all the while
>>200483012I think she gets demoted to prostitute at some point so they can still have misery sex.
>>200483735>Mushroom's telling >reality
>>200483215That's show canon. Book canon they all have personal reasons. Jeyne is related to her and also has a succession crisis with a male relative using the same argument to try and usurp her.>he tried twice before the war even startedEveryone in the Reach is either trying to save their relatives that they believe are in custody like Alan Beesbury or wish to avenge a relative/friend like Tom Flowers and Thaddeus Rowan. Dalton only sides with her because he wants to pillage the Westerlands. The Velaryons are tied to her by Corlys.For the Greens, the Hightowers, Lannisters and Strongs are bound by family loyalty, the Baratheons got a marriage pact out of it. Grover Tully stood by his principles but his son cucked out to the blacks because a dragon landed on Riverrun.The characters that don't have a motivation can easily be given one with basic fill in the gap writing. >>200483489He's ridiculously incompetent now. He also looks silly so it's not going to work. The casting was honestly a mistake, nothing on the actor himself, it just won't work.
>>200483735Did the snitchgirl even warn anyone? He wa sliterally inside the queen's bedchambers by the time Erryk arrived.
>>200483419Aegon III was completely mindbroken his entire life.
>>200483863no but he was never close to rhaenyra
>>200483782100% true telling
>>200483897And he somehow was the best king they ever had.
>>200483419>Aegon III, the best king they ever hadHe exterminated the dragons. He made them extinct.
>BROOOOOOOOOOTHERRRR>BROTHER DO NOT DO THIS I LOVE YOU BROTHER>BROTHER, I LOVE YOU ALSO BROTHER, I MUST DO THIS BROTHER*CLANG CLANG CLANG*>BRRROOOOOOOOOOOTTTHEEEEEEERRRRR NOOOOOOO I AM YOUR BROTHER, BROTHER!!>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BROTHERRRRR
>>200483995hey anon do you think those guys were brothers?
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BROOOOOOOOOTHEEERRRRRRRRRRR;_______;
>>200483956How is he the best king they ever had?
>>200483995Why didn't they send Arryk with FOXDIE?
>child is decapitateddamn, that sucks.>lego castle is destroyed…
>>200484120That Lego set was the very last depiction of Old Valyria the world shall ever know.
>>200484120You can just make more babies. The Lego Valyria was unique and irreplaceable.
reminder that CONdal is a hack and not a book fan like he claimed.>Aegon the conquerer and the king who knelt Torrhen Stark treating on the wall and Aegon threatening him with his dragon when it happened at the location of the inn of the kneeling man in the Riverlands>Alyssane AND Jaehaerys' dragons refused to cross the wall when it was only Alyssane's because Jaehaerys was trying to resolve a problem between Tyrosh and Pentos in King's Landing >Aegon II drunk and leaning on the Iron Throne like it's a sofa or a cushioned throne not a barbed hell >Blood & Cheese target was Jaehaerys from the start. no Aemond bullshit>Blood & Cheese not using hidden passages to sneak into Alicent's room>Blood and Cheese walking willy-nilly through the throne room and royal chambers with no guards around>the royal chambers are above the throne room making it inside Maegor's holdfast>Alicent room in the royal chambers (in Maegor's holdfast presumably) and not in the tower of the hand>deleting Maelor and making Helaena not pick who she wants dead then killing the other>removing "“You hear that, little boy?” Cheese whispered to Maelor. “Your momma wants you dead.”">sawing off the kid's head instead of dispatching him with a single blow>ALL the ratcatchers were executed not just the Red Keep's>Alicent wanted the true name of Blood so she can bathe in the blood of his family>Blood WAS City Watch guard in the past but lost his job to brutality >they send Daemon now to Harrenhall even though he was there already>Mysaria was in king's landing and was the one who hired Blood & Cheese to kill Aegon II's son Jaehaerys>Otto did not scold king Aegon II>several defeats of their allies made Aegon II think Otto was useless so he fired him>Aegon II summoned Otto to the throne room and tore the badge of office from Otto himself and tossed it to Cole
>>200483995> Their deaths vex me so. Once I reclaim my throne I shall decree there be no more brother wars.
>>200484120where is the humanity? people have no compassion for what matters.
>Sara Hess
Will there be a scene where the rats spread plague now that the ratcatcher industry is quite literally dead?
Is this an appropriate relationship for a mother and daughter?
He was taken from us to early guys
new joe magician kino is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eUelSAZo5kLarys is a warg and the true mastermind
>>200483995>>200484058kek this was like from kojima/miyazaki writing>phase2 starts and they melt into one creature>"at last we are as one... brother...>"(together) as... one... [walking towards the camera menacingly]"
>>200483995>>200484036Lovely little tale of brotherly love
>>200484256no there will be a cute family subplot about rats tutoring one of the cooks in how to improve as a chef.
>>200483489Kek, good luck with that. Condal is probably gonna have him bow and beg Rhaenyra for forgiveness before offing himseld
>>200482909post source.i googled the question and i found nothing.
>>200484300>Demon fuses with Viserys' corpse>"None may have the throne while the old king still moves"
>>200484120Blackedcucks are redditors who post on r/childfree, r/puppers and r/BNWO.
>>200484266She misses Rhaenyra and Helaena is too autistic to mind.
I'm so ready for that one Jace vs Rhaenyra scene. I know he's going to get hate for it but it doesn't matter because he's right.
>>200482929Erryk is the black twin, right? It makes sense
>>200483209FOR THE FIRE NATION (also Cohen the Barbarian and Demoknight can join in too)
>>200482955The ocean. Just like her bull, lord Corlys
:(
>>200482909God I wish this was real, would be so funny
>>200484455Daemon raised him right, hopefully he'll slap her too
>>200482787easily his worst crime rip visery's legacy
>>200484455He'll have an incel rage moment and choke her, just like Daemon thought him.
>>200483658Good bait, I laughed
>Rhaenyra demands that Aemond should be tortured for questioning the parentage of her sons after his eye was cut out>no dramatic music>no dramatic camera angles>we don't see anyone reacting to this threat>nothing except Alicent's paranoid facethen>Alicent demands that one of Rhaenyra's sons should have their eye put out as revenge for cutting out Aemond's eye>suspenseful music immediately kicks in>gasps from everyone>camera pans around to catch the horror on everyone's face>children immediately start screamingGenuinely why is the show like this? It feels like the screenwriters and directors of HOTD first look at whether an action is done by the designated good guys or designated bad guys, then they decide to frame it as something elegant and noble or something crass and evil. So weirdly manipulative, it feels like I'm being gaslit by my own TV screen.
>>200484588hot
even reddit now is saying the show is too pro-black after Condal said that B&C was propaganda
>>200484505>no, adultery is a serious sin>female bodyguard
>>200482909>seems to be constantly making mistakes, yet he keeps getting promoted and failing upwardThat's how it is for women in the work place. Chuddy white males are now passed over for promotions and discriminated against
>>200483580> Ser Arryk came ashore without hindrance, donned his armor and white cloak, and had no trouble gaining entrance to the castle in the guise of his twin brother, just as Criston Cole had planned. Deep in the heart of Dragonstone, however, as he was making his way to the royal apartments, the gods brought him face-to-face with Ser Erryk himself, who knew at once what his brother’s presence meant. The singers tell us that Ser Erryk said, “I love you, brother,” as he unsheathed his blade, and that Ser Arryk replied, “And I you, brother,” as he drew his own.> The twins battled for the best part of an hour, Grand Maester Munkun says; the clash of steel on steel woke half of the queen’s court, but the onlookers could only stand by helplessly and watch, for no man there could tell which brother was which. In the end, Ser Arryk and Ser Erryk dealt each other mortal wounds, and died in one another’s arms with tears upon their cheeks.> Mushroom’s account is shorter, saltier, and altogether nastier. The fight lasted only moments, our fool says. There were no declarations of brotherly love; each Cargyll denounced the other as a traitor as they clashed. Ser Erryk, standing above his twin on the spiral steps, struck the first mortal blow, a savage downward cut that nigh took his brother’s sword arm off at the shoulder, but as he collapsed Ser Arryk grasped his slayer’s white cloak and pulled him close enough to drive a dagger deep into his belly. Ser Arryk was dead before the first guards arrived, but Ser Erryk took four days to die of his gut wound, screaming in horrible pain and cursing his traitor brother all the while.> For obvious reasons, singers and storytellers have shown a marked preference for the tale as told by Munkun. Maesters and other scholars must make their own determination as to which version is more likely. All that Septon Eustace says upon the matter is that the Cargyll twins slew each other, and there we must leave it.
>>200484602>seething Greenoid
>Alicent's first reaction to the death of Jaehaerys is "I don't care about the boy, muh poor daughter has been TRAUMATIZED" and not "oh my god my grandson is dead" >Otto's first reaction to the death of Jaehaerys is "SOME GOOD MAY COME OF THIS" and not "oh my god my great grandson is dead">Rhaenyra's first reaction to the death of Jaehaerys is "Having lost my own son, that I would inflict such a thing on HELAENA of all people, an innocent!" and not 'holy fuck Daemon just went out of his way to murder my child half-nephew' >Rhaenyra gets a scene with Viserys and Aegon being sad over Jaehaerys' death while Jaehaera is instantly offscreened for the entirety of the episode despite being one of the two witnesses of the murder of her brother.>Aegon not just asking Helaena to identify the ratcatcher Cheese when she fucking saw him face-to-face>hanging a dozen ratcatchers is going to turn the entirety of the smallfolk against you because... IT JUST IS, OKAY AEGON? >Phia and Glynn only originally had one scene planned together, the one where they walk by each other in the hallway in S02E02. They had to petition for the scene to be done where Aegon visits Helaena and their kids in S02E01.Guys... are the writers... biased towards the Blacks?
>>200484455Will Baela side with him or not? Hopefully she does.
>>200484622What i want to know is - why is the director taking sides and fanboying? That's so weird and manchildish
Quite frankly we need more Criston Cole sex scenes.
Jace and Dragonbro are cute btw
>>200484602This is not r/HOTDGreen
What a puta
>>200484711Stop whining. This is not r/HOTDGreen
>>200484642Brienne is loyal and not for sexytime
>>200484818>See's her firstborn crying over the death of his son>Be the only person who he would let comfort him>Leave to have sex with Cole for the third time todayWhat is her problem?
>>200484602Let's check the book! First, Alicent demands to cut out Luke's eye and in response, Rhaenyra talks about torture. Oh uh.
>>200484818How heartbroken was she when she saw her first born son crying like a manchild like that?
>>200484798If greens were written better even black cucks thrive. As of right now, the show just sucks.
>>200484687>>200484798>>200484862Go back.
>>200484937>>200484943This board is not your echo chamber
>>200484455YESSSSS
>>200484902Seeing her son (a grown man) cry gave her the ick, so she went to have sex with the narcissistic violent chad to get it out of her mind.
>>200485004So talk about something else? Nobody is stopping you.
>>200484740i mean GRRM is also pro-black so it makes sense the director is too
>>200485004Go back.
What the fuck was with the editing of the last episode
>>200484272Weirdly, babby Jahaerys is the targshit in all of House of the Dragon whose skin tone matches the wig. It's just an accident of circumstance, but they stupidly just decided to give every Targaryen the same ashy blonde wig color as Emilia Clarke instead of changing the tone to suit each actor, and it makes all the wigs look extremely cheap and shitty. But this little dude's wig looks pretty decent.
>>200483727>midwitsthey're straight up retards.
>>200485018pretty boy
>>200485053Are you sure about that? In the books the greens are cooler. Aegon has the best dragon, he’s a war hero who fights and wins TWO dragon dances whereas most of the dragon dances end in everyone dying, and he kills rhaenyra in the most satisfying and cool way that anyone is killed in all of asoiaf. Rhaenyra is also written as a pretty evil lady, he just has a boner for daemon, but so do greenchads
>>200485004explain to me why the show isn't biased for the blacks and I'll stop talking about it
>>200484711dumb post even by greenfag standards
>>200485105i can't get over how much he looks like rhaenyra, they should have used the actor for one of her targspawn sons instead
>>200484711that is the exact face she makes when my 6" cock goes inside her and i start huffing and puffing after 10 sec
>>200484272What happens when you take that big marble out of the cup? Tyland looks very concerned with it.
>>200485253They might bring him back. Jahaera is the same girl that played baby Helaena
>>200485225>>200484905
>>200485018New pics? He's gorgeous.
>>200485356>ask about the show>sends me a comment about the booksWhen the Blacks send its people, they're not sending their best
>>200485266It's their 2-factor authentication system. They use it to make sure everyone is who they are supposed to be and not a faceless man in disguise. If you don't bring your orb, they kill you on sight
>>200484602>Genuinely why is the show like this?>The “House of the Dragon” actress, who took over the role of Alicent Hightower from Emily Carey due to a series time jump, revealed that co-showrunners Miguel Sapochnik and Ryan Condal advised her to find inspiration from the disgraced former president. The series creators told Cooke to view the character Queen Alicent like a “woman for Trump.”https://www.indiewire.com/features/general/house-of-the-dragon-olivia-cooke-trump-1234766026/
>>200484905What’s the source though. Blackedfags just constantly post obvious fake mushroom rumors very disingenuously
>>200484818why is she such an objectively shit mother
>>200485429is this real? If it's not real, it should be real. I like it.
>>200484711>Alicent's first reaction to the death of Jaehaerys is "I don't care about the boy, muh poor daughter has been TRAUMATIZED" and not "oh my god my grandson is dead"Thanks, with all the complaints for the episode I had forgotten about that one by the time the episode had ended.>The boys suffering is over, my daughter is the one who suffersIt's like those fucking "women are the real victims of war" retards
Mushroom was cut from the show so what's the point?
>>200485225Its not. The show shits on black as well, you just need to chill out or take a break from it if this affect you so much
>>200485421>showrunners took book material and rewrote it to make Alicent not look like a bitch>THEY ARE BIASED!
>>200485421Holy shit you're obsessed, nobody's here taking any side whether it was green or black. We're just enjoying the show and crack some jokes at each other, chill.
>>200485487No. They keep the balls in a big dish in the middle of the table. If they brought their balls home with them, it might make sense. But even then, what's stopping the faceless man from stealing you balls when he steals your face?
best boy for season 2?
Do you think Otto was in on the Grand Maester Conspiracy? Do you think he got cold feet when there were Targs with his blood?
Fatherbro's we have been eating a little too good
>>200485678There is no way this man is buoyant.
>>200485453>The series creators told Cooke to view the character Queen Alicent like a “woman for Trump.”This makes no sense. Alicent has a conscience. All "women for Trump" behave like MTG and smell like yeast infection.
>>200485678Is that the same actor?
>>200485678>Alyn and Addam have dragonseed blood from their father Laenor>but if the books make them Corlys' sons there's no reason for them to have Targaryen bloodidk what Condal is cooking here bros
which way /tv/vestern man?
I didn't write anything today.
>>200485643the cutest <3
I only watch the show for pretty characters. The best characters are Jacerys, Aegon, and Criston.
>>200485737>Alyn and Addam have dragonseed blood from their father LaenorI'm sure they are sons of the notorious homosexual plus they are way too old.
>>200485678that's a big man
>>200485753...because the Winds of Winter is already finished and will be announced at Worldcon.
>>200485753Based millionaire NEET
>>200485748>A monkey>or a mentally ill broken toyHmmmm..... probably best not to decide here
>>200485716>>Alicent has a conscience>steals her best friend's daddy>accuse her of high treason and adultery >steals hear Throne
>>200485774Based
>>200485753I would love if it he died and everyone was crying about the series never being finished, only for it to turn out that he had already finished both books and ordered that they only be released after his death.
>>200485774Aegon and Criston are not pretty on the inside.
>>200485792He’s the opposite of a NEET, he loves working in shit, just not winds of winter. He literally starts or joins like 10+ new projects a year
for me it's that retarded shit where they made Alicent "mishear" Viserys' dying words instead of her just blatantly making up some shit about Aegon being named heir on his deathbed.And then Aemond was like 'oh no vhagar stop I didn't mean it!" and then Rhaenyra and Daemon got upset about Blood and Cheese because they didn't mean for Jaehaerys to die (Daemon totally did though)Fucking House of the Misunderstandings
>>200482955if you smell helaena while she's fresh from a dream you yourself will smell something from your past
>>200485748Wonder if Milly knows about all the monkey jokes. That can't be good for a young lady's self-esteem.
>>200485503>A mother cares more about her own daughterNo way!
>>200485774I think we talked about those three before, anon. We are literally the same.
>>200485748Easy, Emily and Olivia
Is this true gurmbros? Are valyrians based off modern day Indians excelling in the countries they migrate to?
general is pozzed and astroturfedwill reconvene sunday
The set-design and casting are so good, it is almost as if we're back in season 1 GoT again. Now just get rid of the blacks, and we might have a great tv-show. Can't wait for AI to be advanced enough to replace the forced diversity with white people.
>>200485935She’s a cute monke, and if it’s any consolation, I’d like to have sexual intercourse with her
>>200485949That was probably someone else, but nice to know there's 3 of us with good taste.
>>200485985>sundaywake up greenfag is time for your humiliation ritual!
>>200483993did he? I know it's a rumor that he poisoned some eggs
Why did these cowards cut out Nettles? Why won't they let us see some white daddy black daughter incest kino?
>>200485774I only watch the show for Jacaerys, Sundays with Dragonbro and because I've invested so much of my life in /got/ at this point it would be weird to stop now. I guess I don't HAVE to watch the show to continue shitposting, but I already have HBO so fuck it. And also Otto is pretty good.
He's here....
>>200485719yea
>>200486217wtf I LOVE Team Blacks now
>>200486217No, that can't be right.
>>200483489I wonder how many people died making that throne? ya gotta think some dope tripped and landed on it or some shit
>>200486246>>200486254Ladposting is the new hotness
>>200485748Old Alicent grooming Monke. Take it or leave it.
>>200486285>>200486217Who1aaa maaaaan he’s so wacky and crazy like Deadpool and he fights for women’s rights!!!!! Based!!!!!
That argument between Rhanaeyra and Daemon reminds me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2dm4_cIxFQ
>>200486351t. brackenGAY
>>200486285>It takes 4 blackwoods to take on one singular Bracken
>>200486353What's he look like? Is he cute or gross?
He bore the sword. Simple as.
>>200483603cute little white kids grow up to be school shooters
>>200480879WTF AWESOMEon the topic of soviet culture danceshttps://youtu.be/U2Ly_lsdHn8?t=159
>>200486186I know dragonbro is a fellow Jaceposter but I thought you were just shitposting good to know you're one of us
>>200483580no in the books the two brothers have a farting contest to see who wins. Arryk loses when he shits himself first
>>200484473Seemed more effective if it was Arryk. I get that the "your Grace" sounds out of place for him but I took it to mean the death of his twin disenchanted him from the cockfighting of royalty and he just chose to honorably address Rhaenyra before killing himself in grief. The editing as far as I could follow it made it seem like it was Arryk.
>>200485881this would only be really based if the ending was similar to in the show and still didn't work.
>>200486353I wonder what Louis is doing now. This video must be at least 10 years old by now.
Why is Alicent such a shit mother
>>200485949I Want That Twink Obliterated!!!
>>200486395From the 1 second webm, she tries to take them on after coming across them, just picking a dumb fight like typical Brackenshit
>>200485753literally me
We love phia!
Do you think the HotD kids will have a better career than the GoT kids? Arya ended up looking like a fucking goblin, Sansa took the call, Bran had a weird fucking face. On the other hand Jace, Luke, Aegon and young Rhaenyra are absolute cuties.
>>200482875I hate that Valyrian dagger with the giant spiky hilt, looks like there'd be constant danger of self-injury/getting it annoyingly caught on things.
>>200486049I see, well maybe we're more then, who knows. We definitely have good taste.
>>200486561Jace is short so no
I've been pretty good about recognizing and remembering characters, but this one has completely baffled me.Is he a new character? Has he been seen in this show yet?
>>200485748emma in costume monke out of costume
>>200486479Dragonbro and I go way back. More than 70% of my weekly paycheck goes directly to his onlyfans.
>>200486618He was the blacksmith that spoke with Aegon in court in ep 1.
>>200482909>whiteAlso, unless I'm going senile, it was established last season that Cole is from a shitty low-status house and had to work hard to earn his place (unlike any of the notable women in this show).
>>200486612He can the the RDJpill and wear platform shoes everywhere.
>>200486652Ah, thanks.That one missing piece of the puzzle was bothering the shit out of me.
>>200486502imagine if you posted on 4chan for 10 or more years your whole life would pass you by haha that would be crazy
>20 million per ep>still have 160 degree sets and cgi backgrounds instead of shooting on location like GoT with smaller budget>cast is microscopic compared to GoTwhere the fuck is the money going
>>200486612Tom Holland too, this doesn't mean anything
>>200483377>King 3 sons, heirs, he chose to ignore themEspecially Daeron
>>200486760everything is more expensive now anondid you missed the ridiculous demands from the last strike?
I was promised a grey complex conflict with no clear good guy, they failed spectacularly to deliver on that promise, and I will therefore drop the show instead of enjoying it for what it is.
>>200486760>caring about stupid shitgo watch I, Claudius and shut the fuck up
The blacks are literally the good guys.idk how anyone reading the book or watching the show thinks the greens are the good guys. Whether you agree yasqueen girlpower or not, Rhaenyra was the heir Vicerys chose. She would be a better queen if the (((Greens))) didn't hide all the coin.the greens are usurpers.
>>200486865the book is not grey so he lied to you anon
>The second episode, "Rhaenyra the Cruel," ends with one of their sexual encounters, but we cut away before things get too heavy. Apparently there was a lot more. “I know, I did shoot, like, a really prolonged scene at the end of Episode 2 that unfortunately did not make the cut,” Cooke said during a cast roundtable, according to Decider. “I guess [showrunner Ryan Condal] was just like, ‘We don’t need to see that.' Well, why did you make me do that?">In another interview, Cooke brought up an "animalistic" sex scene between Alicent and Criston that got cut down; I imagine it's the same one. “I think Ryan said we weren’t learning any more about the characters, which I disagree with slightly, but it’s OK. It’s his show,” she said at the time.
>>200486561I'm here for Harry's upcoming gay roles with lots of nudity. Milly is already getting opportunities as the new Supergirl, it's big for her.
>>200486865you miss the point that Rhaenyra is keeping the war from ending just by not getting assassinated.
>>200486894>show looks decidedly worse than GoT>"why aren't you eating up this schlop like me???????? SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLURP SCHLURP"
I'm late so i'm sorry if I'm beating a dead horse, but why am I supposed to think Aegon killing a few castle servants somehow cancels out all the positive PR gained from the funeral? The funeral can turn entire houses against Rhaenyra because it makes her look like a babykiller kinslayer, while killing the castle servants will be maybe piss off a few lowborn families. Am I meant to think Otto is overreacting, or is this just a contrived scene?
>>200486925>Stark and Tully follow the blacks>Lannisters follow the greensPeople say the producers are dumb but they are pandering to the audience in a positive way, the fan response is huge.
you get one as a wife, one as a friend, and another as your arch nemesis. who do (you) choose?
>>200486865no one wants grey complex. thats gay. people like good vs evil
>>200486925Women can't be president. I'm sorry, but that's just how it is.
>>200486966>whether a show is slop is determined by visual FX spendspleb
>>200486730Not many people stay on 4chan for that long. They move on, develop their careers, start families, etc.
>>200486865They failed spectacularly at everything except a few casting choices and scenes.
>>200486987Otto was really just exploding because he realized he now has less power than when Viserys was king. he's not the le epic caculating chessmaster he wants to believe he is.
>>200486949With very minor adjustments, he would make a beautiful woman.
>>200486991the greens have no redeemable qualities.to be a green means to support usurpers. i will say Otto in the last episode schooling aegon was based
>>200486949>gay rolesI doubt this will happen
>>200486942Lmao poor Olivia.
>>200484194could have used this years ago i don't talk to my brother anymore
>>200486987It's even more contrived when you realise Helaena could have identified the killer.
>>200487045hotd looks insale shit for a show budgeted as high as it is. it looks worse than rome. it looks fucking worse than horatio hornblower.
>>200487110I mean I disagree with the anti-geen/pro-black changes but I can't blame them, this people will cement themselves as the to go writers/directors of big production when hotd is over.
Remind me again why Rhaenyra didn't just marry Aegon.
If you kill a ratcatcher, the number of ratcatchers in the world remains the same
>>200486987It's a very contrived stupid scene but people liked it because Otto's actor steals the show and the director plays to that strength. Kind of like the Driftmark succession trial scene back in episode 8 when Viserys carried it despite all of it not making sense.
>>200486942>There's so much Alicent and Cole sex scenes that they actively cut a lot of them and we still get as many as we do in the show.
>helaena is on the edge of a mental breakdown when the cart is stuck in a crowd>we cut away to, well I don't remember, but it was pretty jarring?????>rhenerya asks how tramp girl got that scare>then she sits down and tramp girl is led away without answering?????>with aemond in the brothel with his dommy mommy>it just cuts to some random peasant family we've never seen before?????>alicent slaps and beats criston and then they start having sex>episode immediately ends?????Literally what the fuck was up with this episode. All of these moments felt so amateurish. And it's even more bizarre since the first episode was masterful.
>>200487207>if you kill 1000000 murderers, the number of murderers in the world only goes down by 999999was batman retarded?
>>200487195Alicent seethed uncontrollably at the idea.
>>200487107yes, he's very androgynous
Pictures you can hear.
>>200487195>waiting 12-13 years until baby aegon can be old enough to be /ss/'d
>>200486942throughout the series they should randomly cut from scenes with other characters to Alicent and Criston having sex, to make sure the audience understands they're still going at it.
>>200487113but it's not impossible
>>200486987I think you're supposed to believe that Aegon is a cruel idiot and is behaving stupidly which is why Otto is so mad, but more realistically, it just feels like Otto has snapped. All of his grand plans are slowly coming undone and he has less and less control of the situation, people have largely stopped listening to him, and he's tired of doing a thankless job.
>>200487310>her children...................are BASTAAAAARDS
>>200486925>>200487110it only seems like that because youre retarded. aegon is viserys' oldest heir. nothing else needs to be said.
>>200487065they must surely regret how much messageboard advertizing they miss out on.
>>200487272>If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same If you DON'T kill a killer, the number of killers in the world also remains the same.
>>200484266it is in the porn I watch
>>200487310BASTAAAAAAAAARDS
>>200484877>sexytimewhat year is this?
>>200487258ur right
>>200487142the moment Blood said he was helped by a ratcatcher whose name he didn't know, Larys decided they were going to execute all the ratcatchers. Aegon wasn't in a reasonable frame of mind and it was better to curry favor with him via a larger number of executions.
>>200487400>>200487440
>>200486987you are potentially seeing the early stages of the importance of not pissing off the common folk, which has been an important thing to no to "historically"
>>200487258>>helaena is on the edge of a mental breakdown when the cart is stuck in a crowd>>we cut away to, well I don't remember, but it was pretty jarringI was so sure the head was going to fall off the poor kid; GoT would have gone there. Also, I was annoyed by the incredibly drawn-out and uninformative Mysaria scenes after having the funeral cut so abruptly, she is a completely pointless character and a shit actress. I wonder if there's a quota of how much screentime has to go to PoC, no matter how pointless.
>>200487417what about if one killer kills another, though?
>>200487603>GoT would have gone there.DABID WHAT IF KIDS HEAD FALLS IN GUTTER AND GETS ATE BY RAMSAY??
Why are there no nice people in Westeros. If people were just a bit nicer, the world would be so much better.
Imagine the smell.
>>200487763There is.
>>200486987that scene is enitrely about aegon telling otto to fuck off and then going "and?" when confronted with the idea that he's retarded, just because he can and nobody can stop him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtA8ufYCM5c>makes a summary almost as long as the episodemight as well watch the episode instead
>>200487107hmm.. it works but I prefer him as a guy
>>200487603>. I wonder if there's a quota of how much screentime has to go to PoC, no matter how pointless.This can't be true, right? Because the combination of PoC's screentime in this episode is longer than both of Aegon and Helaena got. They don't have to go to that far as to dedicate a certain amount of screentime for PoC in each episode
>>200487904but i need a british guy to explain it to me in a long winded fashion, dont you understand when watching HOTD i have to also stim and scroll through tiktok on my phone so i dont know what the fuck is going on so i need someone to explain it OK
>>200486942We really don't need that many scenes of Criston and Alicent having sex while Aegon is breaking down across the hall.
>>200487943beautiful tbqh
>>200487943Slightly softer jaw and slightly bigger eyes and he looks like every other Tinder match you get when you change your location to Colombia.
>>200486949>Milly is already getting opportunities as the new Supergirlsophie turner also joined a superhero franchise and see how that turned out
>>200487943this thread is not the right place for me to say what I really want to say
>>200484602Yeah i wouldnt be so worried. Remember the heroic music any time Daenerys did something and how by the end her fans were crying and threatening to cut their wrists? The writers could be pulling another one like that. Anyone who read the books knows that Rhaenyra is a fucking monster, it does make me wonder if they are whitewashing her to buildup a fanbase and then fuck her (and her fanbase) later on like they did with dany
>>200487630oh shi-
>>200488216You think the bitch sara hess would let that happen?
>>200486626based
Fine, I'll say it. Jace is serving face, serving mug lately
>>200486417Most aren’t even white though. The last like 7 have been Jewish-Mexican hybrids, like Nick Cruz
>>200487417can't believe he wore a wig the whole time
Those Dunk and Egg graphic novels are very good, they got me excited for the show.
>>200483761Supposedly Alicent and Haelena were enslaved and gangbanged for few weeks in a brothel but it's Mushroom so they probably won't adapt it sadly. That being said the show does show some Mushroom and Mushroom adjacent shit so who knows, maybe they try to hide in a brothel for a while.
>>200488019I think it's very likely the case, between all of the pointless and drawn out PoC scenes (the sailor brothers, Mysaria, that weird zero chemistry scene between Jace and whatsherface).
>>200488644it never happened tho
>>200487904why do we hate Alt shift x now?
>>200488532>tfw I posted the Dunk comics awhile agothat shit was fun
Otto's outburst against Aegon is the same shit as this scene from Breaking Bad, and equally misinterpreted by viewers.
>>200485748I like monkeShe looks kinda cute in a retard way and there is that one porn lookalike
>>200488777Not we but probably a few greenfags seething because he praise the show
>>200484272Imagine being all grumpy about having to give Prince Jaehaerys a piggyback ride. Did people in Game of Thrones times really hate kids this much? Where are their paternal instincts?
>>200489158Well is not like they are planning a war or something.
>>200488777This has always been a Preston Jacobs board
>>200488532are they fully illustrated or are they like mostly text with some images?
maisie mad a video of her naked jumping in some water
>>200489185What could they possibly need to plan? Just have the guy with the big dragon kill the guys with the smaller dragons. Hell, the dragon already did it on her own last time.
>>200488777I don'tI just thought it was funny his video was almost as long as the episode
>>200488777Me again but HEY got NY first 777 post... happens a lot here
>>200488668Yeah I don’t even know who the niggers are besides the old Velaryon
>>200488777i don't hate him but i think if you're at all involved in any forums or discussion threads anywhere, the videos are generally useless because they're just summaries and trivia you already know
>>200489281nilly vanilly and the bald fuck are velaryon bastards but no one know who is the father
>>200487258>>200487603Instead of showing shit they keep dancing around stuff like this with lack of dialogue and cuts, leaving a lot open to interpetation and theories. Did the kids head fall off or was that another urban legend? Suspense wooowoooowowoooo I am such a great director woo
>>200489261The High Septon Daniel of House Schneider
>>200489204I remember when HOTD first dropped hella people were praising it but I felt like it took episode 9 for people to admit that it's flawed. Preston was critical from the start. It felt like everyone else wanted it to be goof after S8
>>200489339he and Larys join forces to feet pics
Need more scenes of beautiful Jacaerys and handsome Aegon and cute Helena and fewer scenes of the uggos, especially the "velaryons". Also need more vicious and badass looking dragons like >>200487785. If the plot and dialogues are going to be shit, there should at least be eye candy instead.
>>200489281>>200489318In-universe they were said to be the Laenor the young gay nigger from season 1 bastards (or even the young gay nigger himself coming back from the grave) but they're way too old in the show, which pretty much leaves the other theory where they're the old nigger bastards, probably why one of them feels like the old nigger owes them.
>>200489432yeah but mushroom said that which is bullshit
>>200489213fully illustrated
>>200488777He put all the white noise videos of his I like to put on while doing other things behind a paywall.Nebula is literally the worst thing that ever happened to longform content, everything is there now YouTube is all dried up.
>>200489482stopped clock is right twice a day
>>200489533hot>>200489533nude>>200489533thread
>>200488777grrm mentioned him on his blogthat fat fuck is listening to podcasts about his books instead of writing them
>>200489482Mushroom also said child fighting pits were a thing and they're not bullshit within show continuity.
>>200484364>Helaena fuses with Rhaenyrathe kingdom is in peace, with our autistic queen ruling the realm
>>200489213Fully, look forThe Hedge KnightThe sworn SwordMystery Knightthose are the names of the graphic novels. novel
>>200489572I do not remember Preston Jacobs. Never met him. Great salad dressing, though.
>>200489241saw them not bad
>>200489632Do you think Helaena would be able to keep Rhaenyra's whoring under control enough to stop her from making more problems? Her inability to be faithful was a huge part of why the two groups hate each other
I wonder what was the deal with the closeup shots of particles floating around, when the peasants were throwing the petals there was a scene of them just floating around the same with Rhaenyra looking at some dust in the sunlight.
>>200485678Shit, I didn't even realize that was the same actor. Father's got a dadbod now.
>>200485753Ewhy sare boomers obsessed with shit?