The Dragoncock editionPrevious >>200711217
my Aemond AI Slop songhttps://youtu.be/qrle_T4I3j0https://youtu.be/qrle_T4I3j0https://youtu.be/qrle_T4I3j0https://youtu.be/qrle_T4I3j0
azor Lucerysbrother
it's time for Runestone
Thirsty?
My queen of love and beauty.
10 minutes!
>>200716184Why do spergs fancy coca-cola so much? This is something I've noticed over the years.
nothing will ever top this hotd post for me, we peaked early
lets have a big dragon massacre
>>200716215Pepsi >Coke
>>200716215It's one of the best things to get rid of a hangover.
>>200716149good times
>>200716262accurate assessment
kiss for all the faithful lords here
>>200716262Pepsi tastes like alcohol it’s disgusting
>>200716087I just can't get into this series. Everything about it, from the awful colour grading, forced diversity (we wuz valyrianz n sheeeit), Matt Smith's ugly face, reusing the GOT theme, leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Just an ugly, bland, soulless mess of a show that isn't fit to shine GOT's boots.
i made it home in time! anyone got the stream link?
>There the demons dwell, up there. Fire and blood, blood and fire. This is their city. If you would make it yours, first you must destroy them. If you would cleanse yourself of sin, first you must bathe in dragon's blood. For only blood can quench the fires of hell.
>>200716303I wanted to be Rhaenyra so bad here
Gods there is a worrisome lack of memes from s2 so far.
>>200716323Then fuck off you arent welcome here
>>200716323No one cares
A toast! A toast to *COUGH* /got/hotd/!
IT'S HAPPENING BROSITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>200716333On the previous threads
>Monke is backOverwhelming Black victory today I'm afraid.
>>200716295How old is this? He's still using a belt.
>>200716128This genuinely sounds like a Lorde song.
>>200716323You're the exact kind of poster we need.
>>200716387He lost weight during covid. Everyone though he was dying.
>>200716396Thank you for giving me a (you). I was about to beg. I worked hard on that prompt.
Reminder Green Arryk is the one that sudokued
Crossover where Father rides the Serpent and kills Vhagar WHEN?Where does the serpent rank in the power ladder of dragons hypothetically?
I’m going to watch while I’m on the treadmill.
>>200716420the producers confirmed it was the black twin
>>200716323please post this pasta in every thread.
>>200716323True but the shitposting is fun
Rejoice! Our prince is alive and well!!!
>>200716323We heard you the first 50 times. Nobody cares. Stop coming back then.
>>200716423
I've decided that tonight I'm going to watch The Suicide Squad Isekai instead. I will continue to livepost as if it was hotd
>>200716323Same
i just hope all the characters find a way to get along and be at peaceexcept daemon he should die
>>200716382>Monke is backshit episode then
>>200716323I'm only watching for Daemon and Aemond.
See you guys when I'm done watching.
>>200716438Doesn't matter what they say. The show is very clear when you pay close attention to the scene. Its like JK Rowling saying Dumbledore is gay.
>>200716492That's what happens
>>200716493For faggots and whoresons mayhaps.
So when will aegon collect all six infinity stones?
>>200716492peace was never an option
>>200716354>>200716445No, you fags need to be constantly reminded how shit it is.
This three minute wait is always the worst part
>>200716529he has to assemble his team first
ITS UP
>>200716438death of the author and all that
>>200716493Big if true
>>200716353give it time, the meme you posted is from episode 3 respectively
>>200716087Gay soap opera for women
>>200716537>I DELIBERATELY CAME INTO A THREAD ABOUT THINGS I DON'T LIKE, WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THESE THINGS, NOW I AM MAD
>>200716551what makes you lie?
>>200716595>doesn't even have the image savedkek
>>200716522for everyoneshe's straight up ugly
>>200716442hope he'll be good in that new romcom (?). They're supposed to shoot it summer.Anyway - TOO OLD now
https://kino.tube/
you still have time to listen to my kino aislop song about AemondIt's getting rave reviewshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrle_T4I3j0
>>200716551oh wait, now it really is. I'm sorry, my prince. I wuv you a lot.
>>200716595>stop criticizing my slop!
>>200716611i'm not, already watching the previously on
I need more booze
locked in see you all in 1 hour and 6 minutes
>>200716595>I DELIBERATELY CAME INTO A THREAD ABOUT THINGS I DON'T LIKE,This but unironically
StrongSexualContent
greenchuds, this is our time
It's kind of hilarious how George always stresses the fact the story is.not "good Vs bad this story is about grey characters" then proceeds to make black absolutely smoke greens for the entire story, makes all the "villains" on team green and all the minor "good" people on team black and then proceeds to have greens get dabbed on the entire time lmao
That was a fucking guy?
>>200716675>>200716675same. I just passed David Hancock. lmao. cock. BAHAHAHAHAHAH
>Because of the fanged steel behind, it is impossible to lean back on the iron seat of the Iron Throne. Aegon I intended for it to be uncomfortable, believing that "a king should never sit easy">The Iron Throne is known for being dangerous to its occupants. King Viserys I Targaryen cut his left hand to the bone after stumbling, and Maester Gerardys had to remove two fingers to save his life.>According to Septon Eustace, an armor-clad Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen was seen with cuts on her legs and left hand after sitting the throne for the first time, which led some to believe she had been rejected by it.>King Aerys II Targaryen was cut so many times that he became known as "King Scab"While Aegon II casually lounges on the Iron Throne drinking cold ones with his boys. What more fucking evidence you need?
White Wyrm bros stay winning
bracken blackwood autism just makes me thirst for a blackfyre show
That was a quick battle
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FUCK! IT'S HIM! IT'S REALLY HIM! IT'S HAPPENING.That Brackentwink is infinitely cuter than Benji. I feel personally offended.
brackenbros... not like this
>Liege lord gives Brackens more land.>Refuse to give it anyways.Blackwoods? More like Niggerwoods.
Why are these rulers children?
HOUSE BRACKEN IS THE BEST-ACK!
Brackencels…
Why does Rhaenys have false eyelashes on?
This is certainly quite messy, but there's hardly any mud
brackenbros...
Trash
>>200716323the colour grading is good
>>200716833nigga this is not the muddy mess
He came
NOOOOO BRACKENTWINK
>>200716642>Anyway - TOO OLD nowLukebros why are you like this
a bracken dead? good.
Does bloody ben and the lads unite this episode?
>>200716853Well, good. I don't know the order of events, the book was so boring
>The dogshit Rhaenyra and Alicent scene will because of fucking Rhaenys' pep talk.>Le hecking women are helpless and can't control the men, but also you have the power to stop it all if you just talk!Next episode and Rook's Rest can't come fast enough.
this rhaenyra vs alicent story is bullshit
Let's go!
>>200716341based smallfolk killing wmds of the inbred invaders
>>200716804Why are there so many dead
gotta save money for vermithor cggood decision
There's a black guy on the kingsguard. Progress.
the other kingsguard don't respect him?
that ginger kingsguard is dead for sure
>>200716353third panel makes no sense
good morrow, sers
CUNNY UOOOOOOOOOH
Damn they really didn’t match each other’s freak.
>Lord Blackwood is dead.We're so fucking back Brackenbros.
Lord Grover Tully. Flaccid cock. Very floppy.
that "battle" was anticlimactic at least Rhaenys is the voice of reason :DDD
>>200716323Agreed, and the last episode was so boring it put me to sleep.
cunny
uhhhh
Finally, a strong woman who can speak above all of this toxic masculinity.
What is Aemond's position on the council?
>>200717100Best fighter or some shit.
Yeah, I’m thinking we’re back
You’ll pay for this, Blackwood shits….its not over, its never over!
>>200717100CEO of the based department.
>>200717082>>200717071i genuinely thought it was just weeb slang
Aegon continues to look like Jack White with blonde hair
THIS IS IT
>>200716323They hate him because he spoke the truth.
>>200716804OH NO NO NO BRACKENSIS
>>200717100Biggest fucking dragon, brother of the king
Rhaenyra's dress looks like dragonscales. Is this cosplay? Is she a scaly?
>>200717143It means vagina, it’s not a weeb pedo thing they just usurped the word.
White Wyrm bros
I turned it off after the Bracken humiliation. I can't stand the show.
What do you think dragons smell like? They are supposed to smell bad. I imagine it's like fish and sulfur. Big reptiles often have a fishy smell.
Harrenhal… so pumped bros.
>>200717197i hate this girlboss shit
>maesters know more of war than noblesheh
>>200717209lizard shit and smoke
>>200717209>I imagine it's like fish and sulfur.Just like ur mom. lol
are there any sex scenes in this episode? I’m at my mom’s house right now and I’m about to watch it.
GROVER TULLY MENTIONED
>>200717209Ponder the aroma
>>200717245how the fuck did you.... wth bro
>>200717247No, it should be totally fine.
>>200717247I skipped ahead to check, there's some mild scissoring
>>200717247Alicent is going to sit on cole's face
what's seasmoke?
How long does it take usually for the episode to be up for pirating?
>I want you to rule because you'll be the best for the smallfolk of King's Landing!oh boy is she in for a surprise
>>200717082Gurm used the word cunny in the books too.
Caraxes continues to be adorable. What a snaky-boi
Did you know that black maesters score thirty percent lower on the citadel entrance exams than their white counterparts but are still accepted at similar rates? What is happening to this kingdom?
Wasn't Rook's Rest in the Crownlands?
>>200717305Westeros version of mariguana
God why is what's her name still here
>art of warsun bros we can win this
>>200717318It's old timey slang. Shakespeare uses it.
>>200717100The official "way wammu, Shin deer ooh" guy. Mostly.
>>200717339this isnt rook rest
Did someone say cunny?
>>200717288>>200717285>>200717278Thanks niggas
Why would he get off the dragon?
>>200717389
Strong defense of harrenhall
>>200717346Mysaria de funnae whore
That lady's head is so heckin square. Is that square jawed lady supposed to be Alys Rivers? She's not very old.
why are there loose stones on top of harrenhal's towers i thought they were all melted and fused
Would you say Caraxes is the Michael Jackson of Dragons?
>>200717454sounds like the greens did rhaenyra a favour by weeding out her strong heirs
Why. am I so attracted to women with strong jaws?
>>200717318Yes, but he's a known pedophile.
Imagine living in harrenhal
reminded of the perilousness of assumptionthe writing continues to be shit
>clubfootLarys bros...
>>200717472it's been like 100 years weathering happens
>>200717506It would be really drafty and uncomfortable. Plus it's haunted.
Nothing fucking happens episode again AAAAAAAA
the fuck is this harrenhall scene?
>>200717534Bro. Better take thay back or explain about how you don't know about fused dragon stone and the empire of the dawn. It specifically doesn't degrade.
>>200717470Yes, actress is in her mid thirties I think. Shes a bit too young I agree but I think she will be an interesting version of Alys.
Would you rather live in a medieval castle or a more modern palace? Castles look much more kino, but I feel like they're probably really uncomfortable and often moist. Also that guy stumbling on his words sounded really natural. I wonder if he just accidentally flubbed the line slightly and they kept it in because it made sense in context.
>>200717591Exposition for the situation in the Riverlands, since 90% of the war will just be the factions back and forth raping, burning and pillaging it and the Crownlands.
Daemon, remember the basics of CQC
Simon Strong seems familiar
>>200717639he has documents on larys
I HAVE DOCUMENTS ON ALL OF YOU
>>200717639Beria from death of Stalin
>>200717656wow a beard really did turn him into a pedophilic fleshpot to a respectable old man, huh
>>200717656>>200717662fucking BASED
I missed the beginning of the episode so I'm waiting for the rerun in a few hours. Has anything interesting happened so far? Or, is it just another nothingburger episode full of filler?
>>200717639he looks like sam tarly
>>200717606Maybe they'll do a "no rubies old boobies" thing at some point.
I shuppose Harrenhall is on the table...
>boob ragHUH
What did she give hims as favor?
i'd honestly ask a girl for her panties before getting deployed
>civil war starts>the lord tully is infirmWow GRRM just copy-pastes this shit, doesn't he?
Cheesebros…
The crow feasting on the corpse is, I believe, a subtle allusion to the book "A Feast for Crows", the fourth book in George RR Martin's epic fantasy series "A Song of Ice and Fire"
>>200717684Some niggas killed each other but they skipped past the battle
Not gonna lie, the Hightower/green Targaryen soldiers look the coolest out of what we've seen.
these other retards at the table are cracking me up
GIRLBOSS MOMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>200717723That’s a real thing?
Did he say "secreting yourself someplace safe"? Is that proper English? Like, stowing away in secret = secreting? But you say it like secretion? Neat.
Why hasn't Queen Theyfab appointed her own small council?
>>200717678that's just telling me Jason Isaacs should be cast as someone
you guys know somewhere that is streaming?
holy shit this show is so boring
>>200717840this tee bee quite haytch
>>200717839https://kino.tube/
All I wanted to see was some dragons killing dragons
>>200717656WILL YOU STOP BANGING
>>200717840I don't mind it being slow I just don't care about an ancient nog and equally ancient white women talking about the sea (black people can't sail)
So why did all the black people in Westeros disappear in the 200 years between this and Game of Thrones?
Rhaenyra and Rhaenys are so calm and intelligent :DDD
Yes Mommy Sara Hess give me more slop
>My war council wants me to stop trying to involve myself in the war when my one contribution is saying over and over how we must stop the war and avoid fighting at all costs.>Just mindlessly repeats truisms her father told her a decade ago.>She's Jaehaerys with tits you know!
>>200717896Why not? they spent an awful lot of time on ships some time ago
>>200717656GO BACK TO GEORGIA DEAD BOY
>2 back to back black people scenestime to refill my drink
>>200717917they all joined the blackfyre rebellion out of confusion and got banished
based Jahaerys
>>200717945kek
seeds for more seasons
>>200717852thanks bro.seems to be offline though.
I bet I could claim the Cannibal. I am quite cunning and brave. I bet I could beat every single one of you in a sword fight or wizard duel.
>>200716853it was the Chuddy Mess
a u t i s m
SHE DOESN’T CARE
who is the newest hightower?
even the characters in the show are commenting on how everyone is dithering around and not doing anything
where the fuck is the torrent
So now that it's a boring scene of two ladies talking, I think it's appropriate to open a debate about whether or not they should rename this show House of the Wyvern. Because technically they should. GRRM doesn't know what he's talking about.
Green supremacy!
I love Alicent, my queen but truth be told, this season is kind of boring desu
>>200717794Guys in the military marry strippers to get benefits
>Nom nom nom, Mommy Sara Hess slop is so delicious
Wait, were they saying his armor is Valyrian steel?
>>200718098i liked lady hebecent more
Larys kind of looks like Moe Syzlack from certain angles
Nah bro, this is terrible writting, bro everything is completely irrelevant, who cares about house x and place y, show us for fuck sake, is just a bunch of irrelevant words
>Yes I am half black
>>200716804RIP beautiful young Bracken
Bro this stream is garbage
too many blacks and too much meandering
Aegys otp
>>200718169they took it down again
>>200718117
Brave and beautiful
damn girl no heart??
>>200718201>tfw no alcohol at homeI should go get a 40
Jesus this streams are insufferable
this episode has been shiet so far
>>200718219size swapping is my favorite brand of shitpost. It is never not funny.
why did he put his retard friends onto the kingsguard
Because Sara Hess
This episode is feminist drivel.
>Aegon I's armour, which was custom fitted, is a perfect fit for Aegon IIwhat are the odds
>>200718321Aegon the Conq was a manlet i guess
>>200718159More like 3/4. Aegon 1 and his sister's mom was a velaryon
>literally doing the Black Knight with Martin Lawrencetop kek
Wow, what an improbably bad time to awkwardly shout about treason and such.
Argon and the chuddies
>women>Niggers>women niggersBobby would know how to sort em out
this guy again?? from last week?
so the stream is down, what am I missing?
Aegon has the morals of an alleycat
>>200718410Rhaenys died
>>200718321Please tell me it's not valyrian steel.
the leaks were true.this shit is garbage
>>200718410>>200718410Aemond just went full pickle
>>200718093Jesus that's disgusting
>>200716323Yeah, it's really bad. S2 has only been worse with every episode. Might just drop it soon.
>>200718433what leaks?
I'm about to drop this shit, this is so inferior to season one that doesnt even looking like it is the sane thing
WTF A BJ
why are there so many black people and no asians?
Why doesn't Aemond have pubes?
Aemond bros not like thiskek
Holy fuck that was more full frontal than what I was expecting. Very hot. /
Literally made for retarded twitter audience
>>200718474you have a problem with diversity and inclusion?
dragonseed lol
It's back
kek, Aemond's dong is smaller than Dragonbro's. Although, to be fair, Dragonbro has an enormous dong. Truly massive. It's fucking wild.
WEWUZDRAGON RYDANAND SHIEEEEEEEEEEET
>>200718440>>200718494>>200718482post hairless targ dick now
>>200718546THEY SAID THE WORD
fuck, leaks confirmedAemond will try to kill Aegon next episode...
why is NOTHING happening? they're at war with each other! the sons are dead! let's see some action!
>find your brother in bed with his mommygf
is over aemondbros
LMAO
that's a huge cock
>Aegon wants to be a good dad>Aegon wants to treat the smallfolk well>Aegon wants buys drinks for everyoneand he's the villain?
why was he flaccid?
HE HUNG DONG BROS
lmao aemond is a cuck
>>200718624that's average
Dude sex drama
>Aegon is still bullying Aemondkek
>>200718641You can't show erect penises on television. It's not allowed.
KING BAZZA
Glad they kept the brothel scene in from the books
I sleep
what the fuck is this teleportation? LOL
>>200718648it's at least six times the size of mine
AEMONDBROSNOT LIKE THIS
>>200718635https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U7NpSubAJQ
>>200718624The one getting the bj was
>>200718648the blowjob guy was pretty big
Alyssabros...did our brother-husband cheat on us?
Woman can't show titties but men must show full hd penis
>>200718722this. it's getting obvious at this point.fucking faggots running everything.
aemond needs some hair on his balls man he's young but not that young
Block people are ruining this show.
FUCK AEMONDBROS…
>>200718722
okay i wish they died but that was kinda sick
>>200718751are you referring to the lady with the weirdly square jaw playing Alys Rivers?
Did Criston really ride out with no dragon? What's his gameplan here?
>Niggress sees vague blobs a mile down.>Immediately goes in for the kill.
>>200718590What are the leaks?
>>200718542Yes
>>200718722that full turn to the camera was absurd, these sex scenes add nothing to the show
why didn't she burn the the forest
>>200718722Doesn't feel good to be objectified does it?
Sex scene for retarded twitter audience amirite
She must have superhuman eyesight to be able to make out Criston from behind and from dragonback.
burn a ring around them and let them diealso what a fucking nothing burger
A ghost??
Why is everyone freaking out about aemond, what happened (not watching til the end)
>>200718833If it means Jace will show his penis, objectify away
I thought aemond was going to lash out violently honestly
>>200718833that's not the point. we're looking for tits. now post yours.
>>200718722you have a problem with that chuddy?
>>200718833woman live to be objectified
rhaenys is looking for action too, what the fuck?
>>200718865it specifically showed that she saw the glinting armorbeing able to tell it was cole is silly though
>>200718874he showed his cock
>>200718865its the day, your watching for the shine of their armour
>>200718874he had shrinkage!
Niggers everywhere
Even the usurper’s Kingsguard is fake. How can the Greens ever recover?
Is someone going to get the clip, asking for a friend. /
>>200718865Well... she got pretty close, enough to almost bite him come on
>>200718874his dick is….uhh…
Anyone have a screencap of Gwayne Hightower?
hdd he know he was gonna be in a horror episode?
monke
This dream sequence was pretty well done and creepy. Why couldn't any of the Bran sequences have been good? Or the Dany dream sequences? I like spooky dream sequences in things.
there's no fucking way they are doing this in person meeting???? LOOOOL how the FUCK are they teleporting so much
>>200718962MONKE
>>200717852>Video has been blocked due to copyrightIt's fucking over.
>>200718874>Aegon and his fratbros brought a new pledge to the brothel to get his dick wet for the first time.>Take him to the whore Aemond lost his v-card too cause she's good at it, find him with her.>Drunkenly jokes about him being loyal to her.>Aemond goes full cope-cuck mode, says he never liked her anyways, walks off nude, leaves her to get fucked by him/them.
BWC bros, this isn't a good look for us...
MONKE
Is that Mr blanky from the terror with septa rhaenyra?
MONKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Daemon is going to fuck Alys Rivers and get her pregnantAemond will meet her and fall in love and start dating, and he'll think her child is hisScreencap this
Stop postink links here, there is some cunt that is reporting them
Kino is kill
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING
Mysaria always looks half-confused and half-retarded lol
>SOMEONE MAKE THE NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF!
He's a grower not a shower, we're good targ bros
>>200718946why? zero eroticism what so ever. it is even worth it? weve already seen it before.
is there anything magical about harrenhalwe know stormfront and dragonstone are magical but i dont remember any magic in its construction
>100 years since Aegon took Harrenhall>nobody bothered to fix the leaks in the main bedrooms
this is some marvel tier slop with this meeting
MONKEEEEEEEEEEE
>>200719115stormfront or storm's end
>>200718812somewhere on twitter, can't find it nowbut aemond will try to kill aegon during rook's rest battle
the nightmare scene with Monke has been the only good scene so far
>>200719115it's haunted as we just saw
>>200719158storms end
these two gonna scissor?
>>200719121No one who inhabits it ever has time because the place is cursed
she cute
>>200718999Did they talk in Valyrian?
>>200719107> we’ve already seen it before.Yeah but it was dark and in a god damn rape scene.
Is it just me or the CGI on this episode dimished in quality
>>200719115It's said that the ghosts of thos burnt by Balerion, mainly Harren and his sons, still haunt the place.Also it's pretty close to the isle of faces
easily the worst fucking episode of hotd
it's remarkable how good rhaenyra's actress is at playing women
>>200719189He's standing in front of a Weirwood tree bro.
this is goofy
>>200719176Why do you call her monke
>>200719266I've often said that we should go back to the Elizabethan tradition of only allowing males to be actors.
holy shit can they kill mysaria off already? how many scenes of her gal gadot acting do we need
The passion is fading bros. It’s so mediocre
>>200719301all women should be played by twinks
holy shit what was that scene?
>>200719132Agreed. This is so fucking cringe. They should’ve just adapted the book and have Rhaenyra and Alicent hate each other and plot one another’s demise.
new thread>>200719355
>>200719357>>200719357>>200719357
wow this fucking sucked
>>200719323It's wild how many people still say this is as good as prime GOT. It's not anywhere near as bad as seasons 5-8, but it's nowhere near as compelling as seasons 1-4. >>200719336this tbqhwyf
i miss him so much bros
>>200719355>>200719355>>200719355>>200719355>>200719355
>>200719254>>200719285>>200719323Man its wierd how woman ruin this fucking show.They don't even act as real woman
>>200719367>>200719377Well this is awkward.
the show needs tits and a john snow character who takes us away from throne politics, maybe we need more magic, this is the only asoiaf book i havent read so i dont know if anything interesting happens that they arent showing
>>200719323Same. I don't know what it is, but it just feels souless. I miss Viserys and monke. They honestly carried the show.
>>200719444one got the OP right, one didn'twe know the way
why is there a different director for every episode? i never understood that shit someone redpill me
>>200719680promotes diversity and inclusion
>>200719241No.
