THE RATCATHERS AEGON editionprevious: >>200736168
>>200738187
GREEN CUTIES
He comes....
>>200738187This meme is getting old
Cute and canon!
>>200738233How anyone can support the blacks while the greens have those two is beyond me
>>200738233helaena is an autist who can't handle a dick
next episode, leaks confirmed
>>200738239It will be relevant as long as midwits keep hyping that nonsensical scene up as some epic Tywin vs Joffrey takedown.
>>200738233>drinking non diet coke (or any other soda)Dropped.
>>200738266Lord Corlys will teach her.
>>200738187>ZANZIBART.. FORGIVE ME
>>200738263Monkee baited them to the wrong side
>>200738283Shes cooling her wrists like alicent is doingIts unopened, look at all the facts before you slander m'lady
>>200738291KINO
Okay, so this show is definitely now dead in the water. All of the normies on Reddit and Twitter have turned on it, complaining about the writing. All of the bookfags abandoned it during S1. How did the showrunners fuck it up so quick?
>>200738267>when mommy tells you that you can't marry that boy from the North
>Aemond hates Aegon>Alicent hates Aegon>Tyland hates Aegon>Otto hates Aegon>Helaena hates AegonSo how come Rhaenyra doesn't win already?
>>200738267explain
>>200738320Skipping major battles in favor of women talking and brothel jokes is not the way to keep viewers.
>>200738320>How did the showrunners fuck it up so quick?when they thought they can improve on the source material
>you see this nun approaching you with a knifeWhat do?
>>200738332Cole doesn't hate Aegon.
>>200738320>All of the normies on Reddit and Twitter have turned on itReally? They finally noticed?
I wonder if the tv audience is going to get really butthurt when they bring the invisible / barely visible other targ kids into it
>>200738320This is what happen when you rely more on PR than Content
>>200738287Isn't he a eunuch?
>>200738352there have been no major battles yet retard
>>200738187>NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE RATCATCHERS, WE ONLY HANG HIGHBORN NOBLES IN THE KEEP BASED ON SUSPICIONS what did otto mean by this?
>>200738320>Show based on trash book is trash
>>200738320SHOW ME RHAENYRA'S BUSH AND I WILL STAY
>>200738332Alicent and Halena don't hate Aegon.
>>200738187I want to like HotD so badly, but it just sucks ass when you try to hold it up to the first two seasons of GoT. Everything about it feels so much cheaper and less stylized. The writing was so laughably bad this episode. We’re back to instant teleportation around Westeros. If they’re going to write a half dozen girl boss characters, they can’t all be infallible. Some of them have to be wrong, have flaws, make mistakes, etc…. They can’t all always be noble, justified, every decision the most tactically sound and righteous. It’s getting past absurdity. Really considering dropping this show and I’ve read all GRRM, all Tolkien, I really love the genre.
>>200738332Her win means they lose their heads. Alicent was right. There's no stopping this anymore.
>>200738382Burning Mill was one, read a book.
>>200738376you think the guy with 2(4) kids is a eunuch?
>>200738391It won't be milly's sadly so no point
>>200738320>All of the normies on Reddit and Twitter have turned on itI belive it when I see it, they will eat up anything as long as Rhaenyra remains a serviceable self insert character for them.
Bad actors: Natalie Dormer, Kit Harrington, Nikolaj Lannister, Maisie Williams, Robbie Stark, Emilie Clarke, Emma D'Arcy
>>200738263Have you not seen the latest episodes? They are childish, cold, insufferable and heartless. So a accurate depiction of women desu. Still nowhere near as horribly bland as the black characters though.
>>200738426major battles, a feud between 2 houses that have been feuding for hundreds of years is not important
>>200738406After the memory holed that became of S08 you would think they would learn something... I guess as long as it prints money, they are alright with jt
>>200738382ep 3 was supposed to be a major battle (rooks rest) but they are stalling and dragging this shit out 3-4 seasons
>>200738391a big bush with a fat clit
>>200738283You have diabetes
>>200738428I thought you were talking about the dude who licks Alicent's feet, my bad. Why do you want Colys to fuck Helaena? They never met.
>>200738470Blessed by the Old Gods and the new
>>200738472Incorrect, I'm just not a fat fuck like you
Reminder that Laenor survived only to get killed now by some random hobo in Braavos or a Dothraki raid
>>200738473im not the corlys fucking halaena guy
>>200738235Give up bro it's over...
>>200738187they actually really showed a giant fake dick
>>200738351He's going to yell at Rhaenyra and literally call her useless.
>>200738533and a small flaccid real cock
I wonder if growing her hair back means she's growing out of her non binary phase
>>200738519No, YOU give up!
>>200738351they are going to FUCK
>>200738469No, episode 4 was always rooks rest you just didn’t read the leaks properly.
>>200738507It wasn't from all the STD's and rectal issues he got from being a faggot?
>>200738560how can liberal women be so old and still act so stupid? this is like having a teenager phase in your late 30's
>>200738533They did better in Gen V. One of the craziest scene I've seen in an actual hollywood production.
Typical Blackwoods getting too sexually aggressive. Horrible. I can't imagine how it must have felt to have his hands on that Brackens chest! Rubbing and feeling.. Utterly horrible! hah.. ha... sigh...
A big reason GoT worked so well is you had different plotlines in different locations, so some plotlines could pick up the slack while other plotlines waited for the narrative to move forward.>hmm okay Jon is just doing training at the Wall and its dreary and he’s unhappy. huh, riveting…>but what’s this? Daenerys has just walked into a cool new city called Qarth? and Stannis and his brother are facing off below the walls of Storm’s EndMeanwhile in this show, it’s just people waiting around in (poorly lit) King’s Landing and (poorly lit) Dragonstone. No cutting to the salt-washed cliffs of Pyke, or the greenery of the Riverlands, or the oriental splendor of Essos, or the imposing mountain passes of the Vale…The writing in the early seasons was pretty good, but it was also the location scouts who did fucking great with finding the real-life equivalents of the Iron Islands, the Vale, the Crownlands, etc.
>>200738519That dude has a kino face. It's like Dafoe or some of those British actors that seem to be the product of incest and radiation of the worst kind but always give kino performances. I hope we get to see him shine.
>>200738571the tension... that's hot
>>200738320>All of the normies on Reddit and Twitter have turned on itThat's not true and I'm kind of disappointed. But we will get there. It's not even Team Green vs Black anymore, the show is going in some bad direction. Maybe some need the whole season to wake up. The truth is, people be eating big moments up while ignoring the consequences of the writer's choices.
>>200738572i didnt read any leaks, and how is that even relevant? they are dragging it out.
>>200738560>I wonder if growing her hair back means she's growing out of her non binary phaseThat's the current popular man hairstyle.
>>200738560it means she's growing her pubes too
>>200738610>the product of incest and radiationThe hell?
>>200738320>How did the showrunners fuck it up so quick?By approaching the Dance with the mindset of "F&B is anti-Rhaenyra anti-woman propaganda and it is our job to correct the record" - nearly everything shit about the writing stems from this mindset.
>>200738566No anon, I can't do this anymore... Riverlandsbros we're up to some shit.
>>200738556i want to see some pussy pics on this show!
>>200738659If you look like that, I'm sorry.
>>200738571>>200738611I'm convinced majority of you have mommy issues because why would you ship a son with his mother?
>And then they showed his flaccid cock
>>200738688They dont want to give "incels" even a crumb of pussy through digital images
>>200738386>THE RATCATHERS ARE IMPORTANT AEGON>THE ENTIRE KINGDOM IS DEPENDANT IN THEM AEGON>THEY SAVE US FROM PESTILENCE, FROM RATS AEGON>AND YOU KILLED ALL OF THEM YOU FOOL>NOW THEY WILL EAT OUR FOOD>NOW THEY WILL EAT OUR DRAGONS>NOW THEY WILL EAT US>WE ARE DOOMED BECAUSE OF YOUUUU
>>200738621earlier, s2 had 10 episodes planned but that got cut to 8, not because of the budget, but because they did not have enough material to write s2 for 2 additional episodes and that they experienced a lot of slack in the middle, the current season is a more tightened version, if that can be believed
>>200738673Reminder that Houses Blackwood and Bracken have more land and field larger armies than House Tully, so if anyone in the Riverlands is up to some shit, it's the Blackwoods and Brackens or someone involved with either.
I want to see Haelena big butt
>>200738386the big rat that makes all of the rules will claim the throne now
CUNNY MENTIONED
The Rat Catchers prevented the return of the Rat Cook. Now there is no one to stop him...
>>200738779Could you though?
>>200738744Not when they destroyed each other's forces in this single episode alone, I fear.
>>200738779>everyone talking shit about Grover TullyThe Elmo-Kermit payoff had best be worth such slanders,
>>200738726ONE HUNDREND CATSGET THE LITTERBOX READY BITCH
>>200738688Then only thing you will see is more penis and bare male ass. This show is made for women and faggots and thus it caters to their fantasies.
>>200738798Don't worry, the riverlanders respawn endlesslyThey will never disappear
>>200738740id prefer less episodes in a season, instead of having filler episodes where absolutely nothing happens except ridiculous fan fiction (the whole sept scenario)
>>200738782You could probably write for the show.
Boars and rats will reign Westeros
>>200738608why yes i would like to have 6 separate plotlines advance 45 minutes each every season
>>200738817>ThenThe*
Why are the writers trying to convince us Viserys II was a good king?
>>200738779>Glover is the only one who wants to support you>talk shit about him 2 episodes straightMaybe they had it coming...
>>200738840Instead of 3 episodes worth of plot stretched out over a full season?
>>200738847I meant Viserys I sorry.
>>200738818I love my cockroaches of Westeros.
Hey Buddies, how's it hanging. How did the FC score at the footie?. btw, did I ever tell that I was a Targaryen bastard? Yes, it's true. I shouldn't even say this, out loud, in here. Because people would kill me for this. So, where was I? Ah yes, Did Blackwater FC score some fakkin goals?
>>200738782He comes...
When the fuck are we getting a battle?????
>>200738902Next episode is rooks rest.
It do be like this.
>>200738902next ep
>>200738902we got one today
>>200738847Because Viserys was team #ImWithHer and didn't want his trump-lite chud sons or their maga mommy anywhere near the throne.
>>200738868That's at least 3 episodes of progress towards something. Game of thrones was fucking GLACIAL due to the spread of plotlines, i'm sure it's much better in book form but at the time even slop like vikings was more enjoyable simply due to things actually happening
Strategically speaking, how is Aegon in the wrong for trying to get the war going as soon as possible? Not like they have any other options. Also, how was he in the wrong for hanging the rat catchers?
>>200738875There were no wars, the kingdom wasnt in debt right? He lived his whole life out without being killed by a usurper or being insane and murdering randoms... compared to every other king we've seen (In the shows specifically) hes the best one by farALSO>WHERE TF MY BRACKEN AND BLACKWOOD NIGGAS AT>FLASH YOUR GANGSIGNS AND DECLARE YOUR AFFILIATION>BLACKWOOD GANG REPRESENT
>>200738947>how was he in the wrong for hanging the rat catchers?Have you watched the fucking scene? Holy fuck anon, pay attention. Otto spelled out everything
>>200738798Not even close to their respective strengths. Those were just the people in the area rushing to the brawl. What made Burning Mill so devastating a battle for both Houses wasn't the number of casualties, but who was part of them and the subsequent Bracken retreat losing their base in the absence and being forced to surrender to Daemon.
>>200738947>"Because he's a white male" - Sara Hess
>>200738291
>>200738992Why did no one mention the ratcatchers in the brothel?
>>200738947Weren't people regularly killed on the spot during Daemon's police raids? And everybody cheered him for it. Like Aegon in the tavern in this ep.
>>200738947>Also, how was he in the wrong for hanging the rat catchers?Because the writers wanted a "Tywin scolds Joffrey" scene, simple as that. There have been much more egregious examples of nobility harming commoners (and other nobility) in the show but those were ignored, Aegon hanging ratcatchers was a big deal simply because the writers wanted it to be.
>>200738947>how was he in the wrong for hanging the rat catchers?We were told by writers its bad
>>200738947I think Aegon and Cole were absolutely right. Neither sides were assertive enough, it was moment to advance and gets an advantage. From the leaks it seems it only failed because Aemond is treacherous cunt.
>>200738947It's funny the show keeps telling us Aegon is in the wrong when objectively speaking he's notThey would have gotten Baela too if only they had sent Vhagar
>>200738992>Otto spelled out everythingYou mean the guy that committed a cull against the nobility 5 days before this?
>>200738847Because he was
>>200739054>From the leaks it seems it only failed because Aemond is treacherous cunt.Apparently tho Aegon showed up unnanounced and Aemond just waited a little to have Rhaenys distracted so he could nuke her during the Meleys/Sunfyre meele
Did he move those border stones?
Was The Battle of Burning Milll based as Fuck? Haven't seen this episode yet, but where does it rank among the other GoT battles?
>>200738947He is pretty much on target, at this point the situation of the 2 sides is thus:Blacks-north, vale, fleet off KL, more dragonsGreens-west, not complete reach as Tyrell lord is a child, crown lands and maybe stormlandIt is essentially viral that riverjands be made to turn green, that will stop north from coming in, age can also keep the vale in check from the north and west, vale can always attack by sea
>>200739103Was he a girl?
>>200738984Represent!
>>200739108Oh no
>>200739108kek
>>200739103DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY
>>200739108The show did it a huge disservice. It's the first battle of the war, and it culminates in the capture of Stone Hedge by Daemon Targaryen and takes House Bracken, the only Green force in the Riverlands, out of the war.
>>200738984
>>200738984Bracken 4 evaBitterChad > Bloodcraven Underdogs will always be more interesting
>>200739108
>>200739108As epic and legendary as the Wishpering Woods Battle from season 1 of GOT pal
>>200739108Battle in the Whispering Wood tier
>>200739176Technically that was off-screen in the books as well.Same with the retaking of Riverrun.
>>200739054Maybe they shouldn have bullied him for years? Maybe something like this could've prevented treason?
>>200738947Because all the white men are supposed to want war and everyone else is trying their best to prevent war for…reasons.
Where is the taking of Stone Hdge?
>>200739165blackwoods are GRRMs ''nerd defeats bully'' self insert fantasy. >yeah you are stronger, but I am dark and mysterious and I use magic to defeat you and win the girl>oh and I can see the future and warg into animals too, I use special magic arrows to vanquish you
>>200738267>leaksYou mean the next episode fucking preview at the end of last night's episode.
>>200739103Yes. At first, he denies that, then started appealing to some local court decision.
>>200739216But isnt Daemon (the first one) the actuall favorite character of Martin?
>>200739200>all the white men are supposed to want war and everyone else is trying their best to prevent warsounds pretty based actually, white men get shit done while the rest bitch and moan
>>200738187>this contigent>a large sized army>a host>our numbersjesus fuck why are they avoiding spelling out military sizes so hard?it sounds ridiculous for episodes centered around military campaigns
>>200739239I mean the episode 4 leaks about his conversation with Rhaenyra. I'm sure you saw the leaks already.
>>200739205Happens during the Battle of the Burning Mill. While the Brackens were off fighting, Daemon flew up with an army and captured the castle. When the Brackens marched back home, there was a dragon leering down at them from the top of the gate and the lord of the House was a captive hostage.
>>200738320Really? I'm really enjoying season 2. What is so bad about it? I've not read F&B
>>200739200Im just a viewer and I want war, we wasted a good half hour this episode on a chat in the church and a fever dream daemon had.There was a whole season of lead up which ended in the death of the queens son and to add insult to injury they skipped the blackwoods absolutely dunking on the bacucks at the battle of burning mill
>>200739187GRRM was so fucking efficient in the early books.>2 battles that completely change the war in Robb’s favor? yeah I’ll just describe in a few throw-off lines when someone reports back to Catelyn>Catelyn makes a daring journey to Renly’s camp, cutting through Lannister-controlled country? you only get 1 line and it’s basically Catelyn complaining how she’s sore from all the horseback riding!Meanwhile in the new books:>Arianne traveling from Sunspear to Storm’s End? hmmm yes I think I will need 2 chapters, including 3 sex scenes
>>200739254he is. but when it comes to ''right vs wrong'' in ASOIAF you can tell who george thinks is the good guy by looking who blackwoods ally themselves with
I knew this show was going to be bad in the moment they cast that tranny phylosophy tube to play a lesbian
>>200739108put me in the screencap
>>200739200Black mens and black girls want war too.
>>200738320It is really bad. I just watch it as guilty pleasure.The acting is sometimes 'really good' but sometimes so fucking atrocious, its so weird.
>>200739265women can't into military matters
>>200739292>skipped the blackwoods absolutely dunking on the bacucks at the battle of burning millIt wasn't that harsh a dunking, it cost them their Lord's life on the field. His heir is 11 year-old Benjicot Blackwood, future murderhobo.
>>200739292>Im just a viewer and I want warThis is you. When you see this dumb warmongering face, you are looking in the mirror.
>>200739108Anon...
The return of monke :')
>>200739346unironically i think that's the reason we haven't seen much of it>>Oh, there's no woman in that military campaing? Then we will skip it
>>200739358But he is right. It is actively detrimental for them to delay this war.
The greatest trick GRRM ever pulled was convincing the world he is a good writer
>>200738320It's bad, but it's hard to believe that it's bad enough that the masses have turned on it. The acting performances are generally very good and the production value is fine.
>>200739346But they can?
>>200739377I love how people complain about having too many black people when in GoT there's barely any, but have someone stop to think in how misogynistic westeros got too?Like in house of the dragons there's a lot of competent women and it seems there's some kind of equalitybut in got, not even catelyn could take any military decision because she is a woman.
>>200739377I meant more that females are too retarded to dwell into war logistics but yes, that too
>>200739254>the actuall favorite character of Martin?It was obviously originally Sam but then he was clearly upset and blackpilled by women on his own forums so he created his "grey" chad fantasy self insert that is Daemon.
BRACKEN BROS OUR GREATEST CHAMPION HAs BEEN FELLED HOW DO WE RESPOND?
>>200739355Blackwigga's 4 lyfe>>200739358hes been saying hes going to war for 3 episodes now and hes done jack shit, how can you be a war monger when you pussy out like he did this episode and go drinking with your guards instead of murdering your enemies, they built nothing this episode except the part where the blaks and braks killed eachother and that allicent is now aware shes in the wrong and is doubling down on her son even though she knows itll lead to thousands of deaths
>>200739394Which is impressive because given his most famous page of writing is about a women shitting in a a ditch.
>>200739358>Everyone is still afraid of using dragons (of which Blacks have many more)>Greens have much more men and armies ready to war, while the only two major house that sided with the Blacks at the moment (Starks/Arryn) will take months to even Reach the Battlefield for logistic issuesThere is litterally no reasons for the Greens to end the war ASAP aside plot necessity
>Show's timeline is less than a month in the course of events after Viserys' deathSo we had 30 years condensed in to 20 during S1. Now we're actually in the dance. How long does the conflict last in the books? People saying they're rushing through it so I'm wondering whats the timeframe in the books.
>>200739394ASOIAF is solid.Fire and Blood is a joke, that his fans are either too buckbroken to criticize or that they actually enjoy because they’re “muh world building!” retards.
>>200739108Should we tell him?
>>200739433
>>200739464*To not end the war ASAP
>>200738233any new Helaena scenes at all?
>>200739438Swords are expensive, you just dont leave them on the battlefield
>>200739438By surrendering, because that's what you do.
>aemond and actor super popular during season 1>spend 2 years for season 2>here's 2 scenes so far doing nothingit's like showrunners do this on purpose so people don't enjoy things.
>>200739507Very brief scene in episode 3, won’t be in episode 4 at all apparently.
>>200739394He is. And also a talented world builder and character developer.
>>200738267DON'T TRUST THAT BITCH JACE! SHE BETRAY YOU!
>>200739394grrm is a good writer, tho dance of the dragon was a shit book
>>200739534I haven't read the faggot books but isn't aemond like super badass. They're Homelandering him because the audience enjoyed him and are just making him a little faggot now. Lmao
>>200739536Wow, literally unwatchable.
>>200739433>Hound is 28, Sansa 14>But its hot and romantic for women as long as the man is attractive. If hes ugly then hes a creepy pedo.
>>200739262>>200739200In the book Rhaenys wanted war with dragons and Daemon wanted to be more cautious.
>>200739515The smallfolk collect them and turn them in at the lord's castle for coin.
>>200739584What a flip. Never got that by reading the wiki. Maybe I should get the book...
>>200739536Okay they're purposely just doing shrek scenes now this is fucking embarrasing and not funny.Don't tell me, Burlington Bar thinks it's hella epic
>>200739574In doing so they are accidentally making Aegon more and more based/chuds magnet as a replacement tho.
>>200739592Capitalism at its finest.
>>200739534They certainly milked him for the press tour that’s for sure. I thought he would be getting 10 minutes of screen time an episode at the very least.
>taking corners with a sword like it's a rifleThis bugs the living shit out of me
S1 by now had two great episodes (E1+E2) and one slow/nothingburger episode (E3), but still carried by Paddy's performance. Meanwhile S2 has two mediocre episodes and only one good (E2), what went wrong?
>>200739609Dude Meleys is a litterall tribute from the Shrek she-dragon. They are doing that shit since season 1.
>>200739671that's how you wield a tactical sword
>>200738291you'd think after a few generations they'd at least try to sweep all that shit up. strong slobs
>>200739413Catelyn was completely unhinged. She desperately wanted Ned to go south because she was afraid Bobby would kill him if he refused to be his hand, then she completely goes 180 and begs him to stay because Bran gets injured.The most hilarious offender is when she prays for there not to be a war, before single-handedly starting a big fucking war a few moments later, in the same chapter, by abducting a noble from one of the most powerful House in Westeros.She was crazier than Lysa. All Tully women are insane.
bros, i swear i feel like i'm watching 20 minutes worth of content, but then somehow an hour has passedliterally what the fuck, where did that hour ago? all i remember happening is daemon walking around harrenhall, some dick and balls, and the sept of baelor scene
>>200739671I can tell you've never wielded a sword in a haunted, dilapidated castle at night by yourself by the way.
>>200739605Yup>Mount and fly their wild kin, and we will number twelve, even without Stormcloud,” Princess Rhaenys pointed out. “That is how we shall win this war.”>Lords Celtigar and Staunton agreed. Aegon the Conqueror and his sisters had proved that knights and armies could not stand against fire and blood. Celtigar urged the princess to fly against King’s Landing at once, and reduce the city to ash and bone. “And how will that serve us, my lord?” the Sea Snake demanded of him. “We want to rule the city, not burn it to the ground.”>“It will never come to that,” Celtigar insisted. “The usurper will have no choice but to oppose us with his own dragons. Our nine must surely overwhelm his four.”>“At what cost?” Princess Rhaenyra wondered. “My sons would be riding three of those dragons, I remind you. And it would not be nine against four. I will not be strong enough to fly for some time yet. And who is to ride Silverwing, Vermithor, and Seasmoke? You, my lord? I hardly think so. It will be five against four, and one of their four will be Vhagar. That is no advantage.”>Surprisingly, Prince Daemon agreed with his wife. “In the Stepstones, my enemies learned to run and hide when they saw Caraxes’s wings or heard his roar…but they had no dragons of their own. It is no easy thing for a man to be a dragonslayer. But dragons can kill dragons, and have. Any maester who has ever studied the history of Valyria can tell you that. I will not throw our dragons against the usurper’s unless I have no other choice. There are other ways to use them, better ways.” Then the prince laid his own strategies before the black council. Rhaenyra must have a coronation of her own, to answer Aegon’s. Afterward they would send out ravens, calling on the lords of the Seven Kingdoms to declare their allegiance to their true queen.>“We must fight this war with words before we go to battle,” the prince declared.
>>200739671That's exactly how I do, though.
>>200738457Battle of the burning mill was still important retard.
>>200739671that's why you should use two
>>200739739Imagine how easy it would've been to gaslight her into Jon being her son.
>>200739741I said the same thing, I literally said to my self : man I need another hour of that to feel satisfied
You've been instructed to insert a 20 minute original filler scene to buff the season out a bit. What's your pitch?
>>200739871Alicent and Rhaenera meet in secret again to have lesbian sex just like the olden daysThey ultimately end up queen and queen ruling the kingdom
>>200739771Interesting. Another evidence of hack writing by the show, I guess. Thanks, anon.
>>200739433lmfao that last post about samgeorge is fucking pathetic no wonder he's a fat feminist
>>200738840Contrarian cope
>>200739903>>200739871This but Alicent and Rhaenyra secretly sneak onto the Triarchies Fleet to have hot lesbian sex.
>>200739871Show the fucking battles.
>>200739739perfect breeding cow
>>20073987120min scene of Aegon going with Helaena to the dragonpits after B&C. Seeing Aegon bonding with Sunfyre, and Helaena with Dreamfyre. Finish it off with Aegon flying around King's Landing as the people look in awe at their King.
>>200739871Daemon exploring Harrenhall.
>>200739739>All Tully women are insane.Oh brother, take your Tully madness theory back to Westeros.org so people can make fun of you there.
>>200739771To be fair this was completely out of character for Daemon
>>200739976I wonder how many people die building shit like this.
>>200739851I don't really see how that would work but not revealing to her that Jon is Lyanna's was definitely the right call considering how nuts she was
>>200739871Aegon the Elder actually getting drunk, whoring and having MMA fights with children fighting. If I remember correctly in the books the death of his son made him inconsolable and yet in the show its as if he forgot it happened.
>>200739838We looked for you on the catalogue.
>>200739054aemond is unironically a good boy who dindu nuffin and wouldve made a better king
*poisons Aegon*
>>20073987120 minutes of monke flashback sexo
>>200740080I would rape her. I don't blame Aegon the Generous for donating his cum to her gash.
>>200740080How often is she being raped at the tavern?
>>200740080She does look incredibly rapeable to be fair
>>200740013Not in the very opening days of the war, you need to rallying armies before you can fight with them.
>>200740053We weren't there.Woe to the ratcatcher OP if we had been.
>>200740120we know you would. its been noted
>>200740045>Aegon and his wife slept separately thereafter, and Queen Helaena sank deeper and deeper into madness, whilst the king raged, and drank, and raged
>>200739871Aemond infiltrate Harrenhal disguised as a ratcatching nun and has a small talk with Daemon.
>>200740018Probably thousands, that's for sure. It took 40 years to be made and it still seems little, so I guess they dropped peasants by the numbers to get it done.
>>200739871I would want the immediate aftermath and reaction to Aemond coming home from storms end in the first episode. He obviously played it off as deliberate, but I want to know the words he used to explain what happened. I want Otto’s line “you only lost one eye how can you be so blind”. I want Alicents disgust. I want Aegon’s drunken glee over it all. I want to see Aemonds silent contemplation when he’s alone where the mask slips, and when he puts it back on to permanently become someone people fear.
>>200740167KekNice
>Next episode is rooks rest.YOU SAID THIS LAST WEEK
>>200739413Spoken like a true tranny.
>>200739871Daeron in Oldtown before the war in beatiful Oldtown. He cries when he hears of his fathers death and is conflicted until he hears Blood and Cheese. Flashback scenes with mature Aegon, Aemond and Daeron hanging out. Include Daeron interacting with Rhaenyra in a meaningful way.
>>200739871alicent and larys footjob
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>>200740045>>200740177Aegon Bobby B would be kino
Why did he do it, bros?
>>200739871Vaegon doing maester things and Saera doing whore things in Lys
>>200740324he had to get it on
>>200740324Evil cannot create, only corrupt and destroy
>>200740324They were being a bitch.
>>200740177Amazing how Aegon was sad for only one episode (same with Helaena).
>>200740307okay this is epic
>>200740324They wouldn't surrender
>>200740324he once knocked over a drink due to the massive harrenhall model crowding his war room table
>>200740324whats this supposed to be
Why do all normies support Rhaenya's side? They're objectively more morally reprehensible>behead 2 year old>cheat and betray their spouses>openly insult the king by having strong kids>always abandon any responsibiltiy to go off chasing their own prideWhat bad has the greens actually done? Is it just that foids get the ick from Cole while Rhaenyra is muh strong womyn?
>>200740272>DaeronWho?
>>20073987120 minutes of advertisement for the brothel, showing the ladies and their skills.
>>200740206I agree, though we might still get some of his contemplation and regret because he hasn't been shown much yet and clearly has issues.
monke
they tried so hard to paint rhaenyra as an innocent, peace-loving woman that she ended up appearing utterly incompetent, indecisive and unfit to rule, probably far worse than her father
>>200740462imagine the smell
>>200740438Aegon The Conqueror being a hothead to Harren The Bl
>>200740462BIG career if she ever embraces what she's been hiding this whole time.
>>200740470But she's a woman so it's OK to be retarded she was just being "feminine"
Anyone got the drawing of Daenerys going mad flying over King's Landing with the "BING BONG BING BONG!" going on in the background?
>>200740438Rape of House Hoare
>>200740458
>>200740470Rhaenyra in the books: Power hungry fat bitch who takes war decisions that will lead to her demiseRhaenyra in the show: le peaceful woman who suffers from everyone around her not listening to her
>>200740441Normies hate the misogyny of skipping over women as heir so they will always see it as her right. Plus Aegon is blatantly a 'bad guy'
>>200740491She might become a new Maitland Ward, who went from one small young actress nomination to established star with numerous best actress awards.
>Your Grace, I have a matter I feel compelled to to address.>The Prince Aegon was spotted in the hour of the owl, beyond the Red Keep... at the gallows. He was there with the King's Justice. They were engaged in executions unbecoming of a Prince... of the heir to the Throne.>Must I say it, Your Grace? Prince Aegon and King's Justice were seen together... in the bowels of the dungeons beneath the Red Keep....>(sigh)>Hanging the rat catchers.
>>200738187So that's 3 episodes. More than 3 hours. Almost half the season doneAnd only two things of note have actually happenedMatt Smith went off to HarrenhallAlicents dad was replaced as hand of the king by ColeWhen do things start to happen?
>>200740536https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4739599&tags=daenerys_targaryen+
>>200740461> his contemplation and regretYou think? I don’t think we will ever see any regret from Aemond from now on. We basically saw his heart turn to stone permanently this episode.
>>200740582Next episode
>>200740441Because the show encourages and demonstrates applying modern values in the universe. Women support all the things Rhaenya does fuk tradition nonsense etc. Rhaenya's whoreing consequences and Aegon's much stronger claim are never even brought up or demonstrated.
>>200740562Back
>>200740562Ros>>>>>>>>>>>>>mysaria
>>200738947>how was he in the wrong for hanging the rat catchers?He did it without asking Otto's permission first. And then when he found out about the cockamamie "lol pretend to be your twin" sitcom scheme it just clenched it.
>>200740562i want to marry her right now
>>200740605If in the book Aegon's rights are stronger, why did he receive much less support?
What snappy clapback will rhaenyra give to aegon before she dies?
>>200740645>the cockamamie "lol pretend to be your twin" sitcom schemebut it was a good planhell it almost worked, they just got unlucky
>>200740441Also how the fuck was aemond in the wrong with the whole kids fighting scene?>well established that dragons aren't inherited but claimed by those who they deem worthy>nigger mom claimed Vhagar in the exact same manner Aemond did>Vhagar belonged to Aemond's grandpa, his claim is the exact same>nigger girl still chimp out together with the bastards and attack him>defends himself 1v4, keeps restraint just hurling some insults>bastard chimp outs and pulls a knife>king still puts more blame on aemond referring to them as bastards than the attempted murderWas an obvious case of injustice
>>200740580Gods be good.
>>200740649Get in line.
The king shits, the hand wipes. Otto should have managed those small problems instead of throwing a hissy fit.
>Have a book that's basically a historical account>Do an adaptation of said history and insert modern LA politics, demographics, and gender issues to itCan't even have escapism anymore
>>200740602That's what you said last week
Do MILFsNot milk of the poppy
>>200740694where the heck has he been?
>>200740665>Whatcha gonna do, kill me?
>>200740689It was THEIR mother's dragon, not his.
>>200740487>>200740553oh easy answer: they didn't bend the knee...
>>200739871Flashback of Aemond being bros with Daemon and them together showing the obvious mutual admiration they had for each other but both knowing full well one of them was going to have to kill the other at some point, to buildup God's Eye
>>200740665I'm 100% sure Rhaenyra's death is going to be an accident, either she decides to die instead of living in the shadow of aegon, or his dragon disobeys him and devour rhaenyra on its own account
>>20073987120 more minutes of Aemond letting it hang
>>200740594I think his story is going to be portrayed more as a tragedy rather than a cheesy villain manically laughing to his death. It won't be blatant or spoken regret
>>200740654Viserys naming her heir, making houses swear oaths etc did a lot of damage obviously but Agegon was pretty clearly backed up by stronger claims (customs, laws, precedence). That gave him enough to gain a lot of support himself even as a underdog. .
>>200740654He gets the Baratheon, the Lannisters, and the HightowersNot bad
>>200740665She survives and escapes together with Alicent
>>200740462I'm at work, asshole.
>>200740689>hehe let me see what's inside your head>FUCKING BASTARD LUKE STRONG YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!
>>200740553>Had I a daughter, the dragonslayer could claim her hand as well. Instead I will give him one of Tully's daughters, or all three if he likes. Or he may pick one of Blackwood's whelps, or Strong's, or any girl born of these traitors of the Trident, these lords of yellow mud.[4]He was bit of a cunt. He wasn't missed.
>>200740665"I strapped your mom."
>>200740593Thanks!
>>200740824Not just lords. People of KL thought that Rhaenyra would be queen after Viserys' death.
>>200740813Are you female?
>>200740820I like that, I hope you are right anon…
>>200740850He was obviously holding himself back with the rock too, using it as a deterrent.
>Coin purse dropped in flea bottom>Shadow from a dragon puppet over the topI think it's going to happen bros.
>>200738922All this Targaryan bullshit and all I want is to see Rhaegar get his chest caved in.
Obviously kings can't just name anyone they want as heir and disregard the laws of succession. Even if rhayneara wasn't a retarded whore with bastard children she still wouldn't have a legitimate claim over alicents children. The whole story is retarded.
She will return as a Fire Wight in Game Of Thrones... 2.
imagine the seethe on /tv/ if laenor had been white and harwin strong black lol, the whole plot point being rhaenyra not being able to resist that BBC producing three black children
>>200740891no but /hotd/ 24 hours ago wont stop talking about it and they actually like looking it at captcha: MPGPP
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>>200739108This might be copium.. but I think we'll see the battle from the perspective of a few Blackwoods later in the series when they introduce them.
This show is still quite decent, even with women and minorities in prominent roles, what's their secret?
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>>200740943she's supposed to come back during the last episode of Jon Snow series
>>200740898No one threatened him, he went straight to Jace who was already defeated.
>>200740943>Fire WightGRRM is probably going back on that one, him saying Beric is an actual zombie with no heartbeat is the most retard shit, Beric is full of scars from the times he died, how are his cells multiplying, how is his digestive system working, but his heart is not beating?Fire wights is an idiotic idea, just say priests of R'hllor can ressurect a few select people and be done with it.
Somehow, monke returned
>>200739939just play a total war game if you want to see medieval battles. idc about people swinging swords about, the battles are so overrated, it would be nice to see but at the cost of character development and story it's secondary>>200739438i'm never going to recover from this, i hope there's more androgynous hotties to appear in this show
>>200739577But the Hound is deformed and ugly
>>200739802they showed how it started and showed how it ended, do you really want to watch some retards whack each other with sticks for 5 minutes instead?
