what was his problem?
>>214464180No one loved him
>>214464180His whore wife. His annoying mother. His father who was an ass about everything. His resentful brother.
Debra
>>214464180>Marie get iPadCould it work?
>>214464211>>214464229>Debrashe did nothing but tolerate his bullshit, look after the kids and spread her legs for his sorry ass
>>214464304She’s a little old for Ray. If you catch my drift…
>>214464240Marie become monster mash
How about that font? Pretty fucking classy. We’re not making Frasier over here
>>214464211>His resentful brother.Ray always acted smarmy whenever he got his way. The real question is: was his brother resentful before this, or did Ray make him this way?
>>214464180Not enough sex.
>>214464405boo. she was cute. love her in stockings.>>214464504he did not deserve sex
All he wanted was to buy some tissues...
>>214464525>he did not deserve sexWhat must a husband do to deserve sex from his wife?
>>214464665not be a pathetic lump
>>214464665You're replying to a white supremacist
>>214464502Ray was babied and loved more by his mother his entire life. Robert was rightfully resentful.
>>214464502His real brother was a cop and the show's title is taken from a smarmy comment the brother made when looking at Ray's comedy awards, about how he gets shot at on his job, but everybody loves Raymond. I don't know how much of what's on the show is a reflection of real life and what's been sensationalized for the sitcom but I think the brother sounds like a typical older sibling who became kind of jealous and spiteful of their new brother
>>214464525>love her in stockingsSauce please :)
>>214465100I'll give you some sauce right in your mouth faggot
>>214464180Jew
>>214464504Definitely this. As a kid i would watch Everybody loves Raymond, some episodes they would be be in bed together and she would be wearing a pajama top. I'd crack a chub (Even though she's mediocre looking) dick in my 14yo hand, but they never got busy.Funniest character was the Grandpa
>>214465100https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ohqLym7Tgk&t=1m31shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibMHjsmR368 (potato quality)
>>214465281Oh wow I'm sure you offended him
>>214465328>>214465340Spare the faggot brackets reddit nigger
>>214465328>Funniest character was the Grandpai like the brother
>>214465351fellas is it reddit to use punctuation?
>>214465360Me too the best moments were his disbelief that Everybody loved Raymond more than him
>>214465372Its reddit to force parentheses into your posts for no reason at all.
>>214465392nooo i'm reddit nooooo no...
>>214464180>beloved 90s show gets a modern remake
>>214465437Back when you people used to get banned for saying this kind of shit this place was awesome
>>214465351>>214465392you edgy newfags try way too hard >guys am i 4chan yet? do i fit in yet?(reddit is a nice place with nice people, please touch grass)
>>214465676Im embarrassed for you. That autist has been here for years, newfag.
>>214464211>*Ray comes down the stairs, entire family is in the kitchen eating breakfast*>Debra you fuckin' whore, I just read the texts on your phone>*a visibly hungover Debra turns to Ray, her eyes widen in fear*>You told me last night was a girls night out, why are there three conversations with three different guys complimenting your "mouth skills"?>Ray... I can e-explain>*Ray takes off his belt*>EXPLAIN THIS!>*Ray savagely beats Debra with his belt, roughly a dozen lashings. When he's done, he picks her up off the ground and throws her over the kitchen table, knocking over bowls of cereal as the rest of the family stumbles away to avoid his rage. Only Robert remains seated, calmly eating his cereal and doing that weird chin thing. As his family watches in silent terror, Ray removes Debra's pants and violently fucks her in the ass, all the while choking her and slamming her head against the table>Robert: *Rolls eyes* EEEEEEEVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND!
>>214465710>posts like try hard newfag>>lmao jokes on you i've been here for agesAnon, I..
>>214464197iktf
>>214464180he moved to the house across the street from his parents
>>214464304she never shut the fuck up EVER!
>>214464502wouldn't that be the parents fault?
>>214464304She was way too hot and smart and good for him, it's a lesson for women to never settle. I think one episode explained that he proposed to her several times and she rejected it several times. That should have been the end of them. I look at sitcoms at life lessons of what NOT to do and how not to live.
>debraaaa lets have sex>ehhhh no ray
>>214466992>t. gynocentric jestermaxxerthey were perfectly looksmatched and he could afford a perfectly reasonable lifestyle
>>214466992No real man would've put up with Debra's bullshit.
>>214466826that was her idea. he didn't want to do it.
